[Original post] WATCHING AN ECLIPSE IN CANADA

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[original post] we took a break from work to watch the eclipse, it was pretty dope. didnt get a chance to snap any pics sadly

[original post] CHECK OUT THIS SICK AWESOME THING SKULKY DID FOR ME. [under a censor button , a picture of his head blown out]

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump HELLO? Do I need to call someone?

HELLO? Do I need to call someone?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump IT WAS SKULKER IT'S FINE.

Okay???? I have to go back to work with the mental image of your brains all over the place...which is completely on me for unblurring it but still.

SORRY BUBBY IT WAS MEANT TO SHOW OFF HOW COOL IT WAS

Okay???? I have to go back to work with the mental image of your brains all over the place...which is completely on me for unblu...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump It was grosser in person T~T,,,,

It was grosser in person T~T,,,,

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Sucks you had to see that, but it is interesting as a horror thing

Sucks you had to see that, but it is interesting as a horror thing

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump I mean, I like horror movies but seeing that lunatic just blow Technus's head to bits in real life was just b a d.

SORRY KIDS I HAVE FUN TAKING APART MY BODY

4:01 PM

AS DO MOST TECHS

SORRY KIDS I HAVE FUN TAKING APART MY BODY

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Still weird but okay just don't do that in front of me again plz ???

I mean, I like horror movies but seeing that lunatic just blow Technus's head to bits in real life was just b a d.

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Ewwww

[original post] CHECK OUT THIS SICK AWESOME THING SKULKY DID FOR ME. [under a censor button , a picture of his head blown out]

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I CLICK ON THAAAAATTTT ?!?!?!?!?!??!?! T0T !!!!!!!

Ewwww

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Yeah for real it was nasty!!!!

GUYS COME ON I FUCKING TAGGED IT!!!!!!

WOW THAT IS COOL

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump HEY BRAINY YOUR SKULKER IS A REAL FREAK (AFFECTIONATE)

GUYS COME ON I FUCKING TAGGED IT!!!!!!

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump How was I supposed to know it was that bad ???? :''''"C

HEY BRAINY YOUR SKULKER IS A REAL FREAK (AFFECTIONATE)

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump MINE????

MINE????

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump YOURS I BELIEVE

4:04 PM

How was I supposed to know it was that bad ???? :''''"C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump :(

can you old geezers stop traumatizing children for 5 minutes?

I FORGOT THAT IT WOULDN'T BE NEARLY AS MUCH FUN FOR NORMIES.

can you old geezers stop traumatizing children for 5 minutes?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [ liked this ]

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK

I ALSO GOT MY BRAINS BLOWN OUT <3

HELLO???

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YEAH FOR REAL LIKE,,,, WHY IS THIS JUST NORMAL ??!??!?!?!?!?!?!

I AM STILL WAITING ON THE PICTURES

COME ONNNNN YOU GUYS ARE GONNA TELL ME THAT IT ISN'T FUN TO PLAY AROUND IN DEATH?

4:09 PM

I AM STILL WAITING ON THE PICTURES

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump [SENT]

[Received]

Greetings. It has been a while since I have used this cursed online social platform. What are you low lifes up to?

[Original Post] HEY GUESS WHO GOT THEIR BRAINS BLOWN OUT! [Underneath is a censored picture of Raccoon in the family guy death pose, missing his head, and bleeding severely]

Greetings. It has been a while since I have used this cursed online social platform. What are you low lifes up to?

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WHICH CUTIE IS THIS ONE

4:11 PM

[Original Post] HEY GUESS WHO GOT THEIR BRAINS BLOWN OUT! [Underneath is a censored picture of Raccoon in the family guy death p...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump LOVING THAT LOOK ON YOU XOXOXOOX

THANKS XOXOX

WHICH CUTIE IS THIS ONE

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ...Yours, I believe.

Greetings. It has been a while since I have used this cursed online social platform. What are you low lifes up to?

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Oh thank fucking Hestia you're here,,, your alternate's insane and just shot Technus's head off in the middle of a cafe like a total nutcase. (edited)

...Yours, I believe.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump DID YOU JUST BLOW MY BRAINS OUT BC IF NOT HIIII BABY HIIIII <3 <3 <3

What? What do you mean an alternate Skulker blew my husband's brains out? Thats my job.

[Original Post] HEY GUESS WHO GOT THEIR BRAINS BLOWN OUT! [Underneath is a censored picture of Raccoon in the family guy death p...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump CAN WE STOP POSTING THIS STUFF THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS ???????

4:12 PM

What? What do you mean an alternate Skulker blew my husband's brains out? Thats my job.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump No like, with a gun.

What? What do you mean an alternate Skulker blew my husband's brains out? Thats my job.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS GRUMPY AT MISS CASSIE

No like, with a gun.

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Yes, what did you think I meant?

CAN WE STOP POSTING THIS STUFF THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS ???????

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump IT WAS CENSORED WHY DID YOU CLICK IT?? I CLEARLY DESCRIBED WHAT WAS IN THE PICTURE WITH MY CAPTION??

[Original Post] HEY GUESS WHO GOT THEIR BRAINS BLOWN OUT! [Underneath is a censored picture of Raccoon in the family guy death p...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO

4:14 PM

Yes, what did you think I meant?

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Yes, what did you think I meant?

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okay y'know what nevermind I'm not answering that you're insane

I UNDESTAND THAT FROM THE HUMAN POV BUT WHY ARE THE GHOSTS FROWNING AT US ALSO

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I WANTED BRAINY'S SKULKER TO TEST OUT A GUN I MADE! (edited)

IT WAS CENSORED WHY DID YOU CLICK IT?? I CLEARLY DESCRIBED WHAT WAS IN THE PICTURE WITH MY CAPTION??

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump I didn't click it I am just genuinely Flabbergasted right now"

I UNDESTAND THAT FROM THE HUMAN POV BUT WHY ARE THE GHOSTS FROWNING AT US ALSO

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ...May I ask where your current location is? I just want to check up on you and nothing else.

I AM INTO SOME FREAK-SHIT BUT THAT IS LITERALLY YOUR HEADS- WHAT

I didn't click it I am just genuinely Flabbergasted right now"

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump THERE ARE GHOSTS WHO ARE INTO IT

OH MY GOD THE SKULKERS ARE GOING TO FIGHT-

...May I ask where your current location is? I just want to check up on you and nothing else.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump BAAAAABBBEEEE IT'S COOL!!!! HE'S FUN!

OH MY GOD THE SKULKERS ARE GOING TO FIGHT-

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I Would Like To Speak To Him, Thats All.

EVERYONE IS SO FUSSY ABOUT OUR HEADS. HE WAS A GOOD BOY AND DIDN'T AIM FOR OUR CORES

DO NOT FIGHT BRAINY'S SKULKER. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY HEAD BLOWN OF MORE OFTEN

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump

I AM SURPRISED THAT HE SHOT YOU. HE USUALLY AVOIDS HURTING ME.

[Looking over his shoulder at his husband and THINKING ABOUT THINGS.]

I AM SURPRISED THAT HE SHOT YOU. HE USUALLY AVOIDS HURTING ME.

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump REALLY? HE BLASTED MY HEAD OFF AS SOON AS I EXITED THE CAFÉ

HE DIDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR ME TO LEAVE. I MADE IT TO THE DOORWAY

I am going to the café now.

PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM TOO BADLY OTHER SKULKER

THERE ARE GHOSTS WHO ARE INTO IT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump YEAH AND THERE'S OTHER PLACES YOU CAN POST THAT KINDA THING ????? FOR ZEUS' SAKE RED'S ON HERE AND THEY'RE LIKE 12. (edited)

I DO NOT CONTROL WHO CLICKS ON MY PROFILE

PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM TOO BADLY OTHER SKULKER

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I know you and your Skulker aren't a unit, but I would prefer if you kept an eye on him. He doesn't shoot my husband without my permission.

I am going to the café now.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump NOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOO

I LABELLED IT PROPERLY. IT IS NOT UP TO ME WHO CLICKS ON MY PROFILE, OR MY PICTURES

WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING OLD MAN, MAYBE YOU'LL GET SHOT TWICE. A BARGAIN.

.... TRUE. BUT UH. EMBER IS HERE.

...I'm not afraid of her.

I DO NOT CONTROL WHO CLICKS ON MY PROFILE

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Okay I am done arguing you are just completely out of your mind. UGGH.

.... TRUE. BUT UH. EMBER IS HERE.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump OLD CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM SKULKER I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SPAT AND CAN NOT MOVE

...I'm not afraid of her.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump HAVE YOU CONSIDERED INSTEAD UHHHHHHHH NOT

4:22 PM

OLD CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM SKULKER I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SPAT AND CAN NOT MOVE

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump AYE AYE

Okay I am done arguing you are just completely out of your mind. UGGH.

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump OF COURSE I AM

4:22 PM

AYE AYE

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump THANK YOU xoxo

[original stream of the baby fight]

BBAbY FIGHT!! (Someone get this guy off his phone, he's probably gonna hurl if he stares at it for too long)

OH MY GOD????

awh man, i'm missing this??

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T BE SEEING THIS WITHOUT MY SKULKER'S PERMISSION

LOL?

Wait are we doing frog fights now?

apparently! I just got off of work for the day and I wanna see if I can catch any of it in person...I also want a bagel.

Fair. Oop, goin thru carnivorus canyn Knda hadd to type whle hldin ont infmp, wll text latr

HOLY SHIT

5:28 PM

HUSBAND FIGHT LETS GO??

THIS WORLD IS SO INCREDIBLE.

I AM TEMPTED TO POP BY BUT I FEEL LIKE THATS A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN-

JOIN US

......... SHALL I INVITE THE HUSBAND

LOL....

[original stream of the baby fight]

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump LOL OMG it's like two of those squishy toys they have at wallgreens became sentient and really hated each other. Funniest thing I've seen all day. (edited)

[A recording of a skeleton man breaking it down to Cascada's Everytime We Touch at Shainas Bar] look at wyat you bitches are missing out on yeaaaaah

FUCKING GET IT GUY SLAY

YES QUEEN

[A recording of a skeleton man breaking it down to Cascada's Everytime We Touch at Shainas Bar] look at wyat you bitches are mi...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [ liked this ]

Liked several posts

[Original post- a video of Dead Guy stumbling around headless trying to find his head] VIRAL VIDEO IN THE MAKING TO BE HONEST

-liked-

I WILL BE THERE SOON XOX

POOR BASTARD.....

[original post] first a kid asked me how I "went from twink to dad bod", and then everyone at the cafe started calling me a wet cat, and THEN the physical manifestation of a lisa frank poster said I "wasn't adventerous", getting pulled left and right today...

Damn, that sucks dude

Manifestation of a lisa frank poster, I'm flattered

[original post] first a kid asked me how I "went from twink to dad bod", and then everyone at the cafe started calling me a wet ...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump What's a twink :0 ??

What's a twink :0 ??

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I am not explaining that to you. ask danny

I am not explaining that to you. ask danny

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okay! I'm sorry people are bullying you though :C

Okay! I'm sorry people are bullying you though :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump its fine, its just the day in the life of crimson shade. i'll live

its fine, its just the day in the life of crimson shade. i'll live

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump People shouldn't be mean to you! You're very nice and my very good friend!!!! >:'C !!!! I appreciate you so very much and think you're super cool !!

People shouldn't be mean to you! You're very nice and my very good friend!!!! >:'C !!!! I appreciate you so very much and think...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump awh, you're sweet. thanks dani...

awh, you're sweet. thanks dani...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump https://tenor.com/view/hug-love-hi-bye-cat-gif-5848836

An original whisper from an account that doesn't have any recognizable name. And was just made. And the picture is just of Hardy in his skirt outfit.

An original whisper from an account that doesn't have any recognizable name. And was just made. And the picture is just of Hardy...

@Narrator (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ISUDISIDSS,;;,DKDA;S;LDJAKD

ISUDISIDSS,;;,DKDA;S;LDJAKD

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump A response: "Is that good?"

...Yes.

THAT'S MY FUCKIN HUSBAND :pointr:

Since when did your pig of a husband slay? who dressed him

he actually really likes skirts since i introduced them to him a while back lol. apparently theres a fashionista ghost around? and told him his fit was trash?

that person is my hero now, walker needed to be rescued he was suffering under that damn zoot suit.

i agree he should wear what bullet does :3

...the guy famous for not wearing a shirt?

:3

no comment

Since when did your pig of a husband slay? who dressed him

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump That would be me! Pleasure to know you like my art!

That would be me! Pleasure to know you like my art!

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE

That would be me! Pleasure to know you like my art!

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump oohohoh you did marvelous, do you take commissions by chance? ive been wanting to spice up my wardrobe

I do! You can contact me at [insert email address] with more details! Or meet me in person!

sweet will do, thanks

Of course!

11:55 PM

I would be honoured to use you as a canvas!

An original whisper from an account that doesn't have any recognizable name. And was just made. And the picture is just of Hardy...

@Narrator (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump -liked- A true artist!

8:07 AM

I do! You can contact me at [insert email address] with more details! Or meet me in person!

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump I must meet you soon!

[HellAndBack] This outfit isn't coming off.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump And it will not for another, how long have you been wearing it, 8 hours now? Another 22 hours!

And it will not for another, how long have you been wearing it, 8 hours now? Another 22 hours!

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump [HellAndBack] ... I would be more pissed if it didn't look good.

[HellAndBack] A few months ago I would have Ended you on principle. And spite.

I would have loved to see you try darling!

Posts videos of the skatepark and the sick tricks he did

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump DUUUUUUDE thats so fucking sick, i didnt know you skated...skote?

DUUUUUUDE thats so fucking sick, i didnt know you skated...skote?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Been skating since I was little, was my favorite pastime! I know skateboarding but prefers roller skating

man id love to with you and watch sometime...maybe learn a few tricks myself

[og post] BACK FROM HONEYMOON NUMBER 3

[frankly, quite a beautiful photo of everybody's favourite gay uncles in Japan. Yes he is wearing a Kimono. Yes he does look great.]

[og post] BACK FROM HONEYMOON NUMBER 3

[frankly, quite a beautiful photo of everybody's favourite gay uncles in Japan. Yes...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump yeah alternate universe zeide slay!! hope you two had fun <3

man id love to with you and watch sometime...maybe learn a few tricks myself

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Dude I’d be stoked for that!

11:47 AM

[og post] BACK FROM HONEYMOON NUMBER 3

[frankly, quite a beautiful photo of everybody's favourite gay uncles in Japan. Yes...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Looks like a lot of fun your having Technpa!

[og post] BACK FROM HONEYMOON NUMBER 3

[frankly, quite a beautiful photo of everybody's favourite gay uncles in Japan. Yes...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YOU LOOK AMAZING, I HOPE YOUR TRIP WAS FUN xox

[another photo.. Looks like they went to Nara. Poor skulker surrounded by very polite deer..]

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Dude I’d be stoked for that!

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump you gotta hit me up next time you go

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[og post] BACK FROM HONEYMOON NUMBER 3

[frankly, quite a beautiful photo of everybody's favourite gay uncles in Japan. Yes...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump AWWWWWE !!! Hope you had fun :DDDD !!!!

[another photo.. Looks like they went to Nara. Poor skulker surrounded by very polite deer..]

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump awhhh so cute...yknow aether and i were planning on going to japan ourselves (i think Tokyo specifically? ) for some local food tasting, did you guys run into any good spots?

awhhh so cute...yknow aether and i were planning on going to japan ourselves (i think Tokyo specifically? ) for some local food...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I WILL SEND YOU OUR ITINERARY

LOTS OF GOOD SHIT

fuck yeah you rock, also im off today so lmk if you need anything while you wind down from your vaycay

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump THANK YOU BELOVED GRANDCHILD OF MINE

SWING BY THE LAB ANYTIME YOU WANT REMEMBER

i'll give you a heads up but...'ppreciate it

[another photo.. Looks like they went to Nara. Poor skulker surrounded by very polite deer..]

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump TEEEECCCHHH youre back

[og post] BACK FROM HONEYMOON NUMBER 3

[frankly, quite a beautiful photo of everybody's favourite gay uncles in Japan. Yes...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HELL YEAH NEED TO TALK TO YOU WHEN YOURE AVAILABLE - SERIOUS THING.

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HELL YEAH NEED TO TALK TO YOU WHEN YOURE AVAILABLE - SERIOUS THING.

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump DM ME SWEETIE PIE OR SWING BY WHENEVER

12:10 PM

TEEEECCCHHH youre back

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump

YEAH BABY how are you how are the boys xoxoxoxoxoxo

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump They're fine. Did you see that hotass outfit Hardy got stuck in for 48 hours

They're fine. Did you see that hotass outfit Hardy got stuck in for 48 hours

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump NO??? SEND??

NO??? SEND??

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [sends MULTIPLE pictures, both of the hot cop outfit and the prince outfit]

WAIT HE GOT STUCK HAHAHAHA I got stuck in a dress once

12:13 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

AYO- WHAT A SLAY

WAIT HE GOT STUCK HAHAHAHA I got stuck in a dress once

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump He says that this Thimble ghost just up and changed his lameo outfit without asking lol i love them already

OH I LOVE THAT THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY.

He says that this Thimble ghost just up and changed his lameo outfit without asking lol i love them already

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump That I did! His original outfit was terrible! It had no colour!

That I did! His original outfit was terrible! It had no colour!

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Aw he's cute in it though! So adorably dapper

That I did! His original outfit was terrible! It had no colour!

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump YOU ARE MY HERO ALREADY--

12:23 PM

BE CAREFUL WHICH WALKERS YOU DRESS UP I THINK DICK-HEAD WOULD COMBUST. VERY TEMPTING BUT FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY BE AWARE

Thank you for your worry darling, but I'm very sure I can handle myself

12:25 PM

Aw he's cute in it though! So adorably dapper

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I can't exactly see the appeal of him in only white, but I believe that is just a me problem

I can't exactly see the appeal of him in only white, but I believe that is just a me problem

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump it makes it more of a treat when you can coerce him into other colors i think. but rest assured, i am DEEPLY appreciating this.

12:26 PM

BE CAREFUL WHICH WALKERS YOU DRESS UP I THINK DICK-HEAD WOULD COMBUST. VERY TEMPTING BUT FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY BE AWARE

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ....you think him finding out hardys perfectly comfortable in skirts would blow his skull clean off?

it makes it more of a treat when you can coerce him into other colors i think. but rest assured, i am DEEPLY appreciating this.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I suppose! And I am very glad you like my work!

....you think him finding out hardys perfectly comfortable in skirts would blow his skull clean off?

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I think based on what he has said about my fashion sense the concept of a man in a skirt alone is enough to do that. God

I think based on what he has said about my fashion sense the concept of a man in a skirt alone is enough to do that. God

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump just another way hes TOTALLY subpar! your fashion sense is fantastic

just another way hes TOTALLY subpar! your fashion sense is fantastic

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump THANK YOU QUEEN

[Original Post] The Ghost Zone Police Department of AU-1 is currently searching for an escaped criminal, pictured below. This criminal, going by the name of "Skulker," is wanted for the mass form-destruction of up to a hundred ghosts within the past week alone. Please alert GZPD if he is spotted. And interact with caution, as the criminal is very dangerous. [Image: A mugshot of Skulker, in his mech suit.]

[Original Post] The Ghost Zone Police Department of AU-1 is currently searching for an escaped criminal, pictured below. This c...

@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump ACAB LOL

Forgot the GZPD had a whispurr account

APOLOGIES I DO NOT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME- I HAVE INFORMATION. HERE: [suspicious link.....]

This is a serious matter. We are still finding cores around from ghosts who have not yet re-formed.

i have my issues with skulker but im not about to rat him out to the pigs, if you cant find a large flying metal man thats your skill issue

CLICK THE LINK DUDE IT'LL GIVE YOU HIS COORDINATES. GO ON.

[Original Post] The Ghost Zone Police Department of AU-1 is currently searching for an escaped criminal, pictured below. This c...

@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump That guy's such a freak but I don't know anything I'm just a sweet innocent teen girl. Good luck finding him or whatever.

CLICK THE LINK DUDE IT'LL GIVE YOU HIS COORDINATES. GO ON.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump It is official GZPD policy to not trust any link or file sent by a version of Nicolai Technus.

Ghosts have cops? SMH, messed up.

I AM INNOCENT :- ) IF I WANTED TO HACK YOU I WOULD JUST DO IT MANUALLY LMAO

[Original Post] The Ghost Zone Police Department of AU-1 is currently searching for an escaped criminal, pictured below. This c...

@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump :C Those poor ghosts ! It's so sad ! (edited)

[Original Post] The Ghost Zone Police Department of AU-1 is currently searching for an escaped criminal, pictured below. This c...

@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump ACAB <3

......... ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS A FULL ON MURDER SPREE. WHOSE SKULKER IS THAT-

It is certainly not mine, mine is currently laying down on my bed ranting about how he has not "seen his heart" in over a month

......... ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS A FULL ON MURDER SPREE. WHOSE SKULKER IS THAT-

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I dunno. How many Skulkers are there again?

it doesnt look like mine. I can tell from his build.

It is certainly not mine, mine is currently laying down on my bed ranting about how he has not "seen his heart" in over a month

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump FIRST OF ALL, GAY. SECOND OF ALL THAT IS SO TRAGIC?? RECONNECT THEM??

8:03 PM

I dunno. How many Skulkers are there again?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump THE MORE THE MERRIER

8:03 PM

it doesnt look like mine. I can tell from his build.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY HUSBANDS BUILD HMMM CRIMSON

GOT SOMETHING TO TELL ME HMMMM CRIMSON?

EW NO, hes like....my co-grandpa. Im going to vom

FIRST OF ALL, GAY. SECOND OF ALL THAT IS SO TRAGIC?? RECONNECT THEM??

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I would rather not, since I do not need them getting ectoplasm all over my bed

EW NO, hes like....my co-grandpa. Im going to vom

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You have bizarre tastes my dude

I would rather not, since I do not need them getting ectoplasm all over my bed

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump .. AHA WHAT THE FUCK????

It is certainly not mine, mine is currently laying down on my bed ranting about how he has not "seen his heart" in over a month

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump TELL HIM I AM ON MY WAY

You have bizarre tastes my dude

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump I dont need to hear that from you???

.. AHA WHAT THE FUCK????

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Exactly

8:06 PM

TELL HIM I AM ON MY WAY

@Raccoon Technus DP] ! [Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump .

I dont need to hear that from you???

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump This coming from a guy who kept acting like a dad to me despite what, five to ten years older than me?

I do not?? you're just a little fella....im very normal

I would rather not, since I do not need them getting ectoplasm all over my bed

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Please do not be inappropriate on an official GZPD post. That is against the rules.

This coming from a guy who kept acting like a dad to me despite what, five to ten years older than me?

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Don't insult your father in front of me, little buddy.

Don't insult your father in front of me, little buddy.

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump I want a divorce

Please do not be inappropriate on an official GZPD post. That is against the rules.

@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump You enforce divorce laws?

Don't insult your father in front of me, little buddy.

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump Omg, Papa Crim and Daddy Dead

Please do not be inappropriate on an official GZPD post. That is against the rules.

@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump My darling poor GZPD intern, what do you think the two of them are going to be getting up to?

Im dyin

lord give me strength#

[Original Post] The Ghost Zone Police Department of AU-1 is currently searching for an escaped criminal, pictured below. This c...

@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump [This post has been deleted.]

WE DID IT BOYS

[Original Post] The Ghost Zone Police Department of AU-1 is currently searching for an escaped criminal, pictured below. This criminal, going by the name of "Skulker," is wanted for the mass form-destruction of up to a hundred ghosts within the past week alone. Please alert GZPD if he is spotted. And interact with caution, as the criminal is very dangerous. [Image: A mugshot of Skulker, in his mech suit.] [Comments have been turned off.]

The power of Red 40 destroyed it

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8:12 PM

Whoops, spoke too soon

comments are off we still won.

1

Red 40 4ever

1

I think I embarrassed the intern

WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TROLLED AN OFFICIAL POLICE ACCOUNT INTO TURNING OFF COMMENTS HEHE

im so glad we could all be apart of this together, comrads

It was wonderful killing the cops(metaphorically) with you all

NEXT TIME LETS DO IT IRL : )

I need to go back home and shower bc ive been running around like a roadrunner in the desert all day, might stop by shania's if anybody else is there...or i'll just go home and pass tf out maybe i'll go anyway, im going through a very messy divorce with roy rn

I do hope you enjoy showering with your clothes on darling

HE DOES THAT ANYWAY BLESS EM # depressed. # Just Vladco employee things

He's a VladCo employee? Oh bless his poor soul

THE HATEMAIL ON THIS WEBSITE IS INSANE

I TRY MY BEST

I also did not get the opportunity to give you your original clothing back, would you like for me to bring them to you? Please say yes. Raton is now in my room with Skulker, there is ectoplasm on my bed. I do not want to watch this

please give me my clothes back I dont wanna know what will happen when the 14 hours are up im scared

Oh, the only thing that changes is that you'll be able to change into a different outfit

8:25 PM

The clothes do not disappear

8:26 PM

Anyways, I will be with you shortly darling

I also did not get the opportunity to give you your original clothing back, would you like for me to bring them to you? Please ...

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING!!!!!

8:26 PM

.... take pics i want to see

SEND PICS

[a picture of his fit from https://discord.com/channels/1223322409621389406/1223324021781827697/1229518132465500190 ]

... (Underneath the caption is a censored picture of Raccoon being torn into by Skulker, he has a manic grin on his face)

Anyways, I will be with you shortly darling

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump thank you...should we like meet somewhere or

I need to go back home and shower bc ive been running around like a roadrunner in the desert all day, might stop by shania's if ...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I can't go tonight I have homework :'CCC !! I hope you have fun though. Love you lots and lots Crimson!! You're a great pal!

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oug my fucking god?? wjaht the fuckg???

thank you...should we like meet somewhere or

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :) (Underneath the caption is a picture of Thimble in Crimson's apartment. How they got there so quickly is a mystery)

... (Underneath the caption is a censored picture of Raccoon being torn into by Skulker, he has a manic grin on his face)

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump AMAZING 10/10

oug my fucking god?? wjaht the fuckg???

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I'm going to need new sheets because of him

8:29 PM

AMAZING 10/10

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump

️

:) (Underneath the caption is a picture of Thimble in Crimson's apartment. How they got there so quickly is a mystery)

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump dude what the fuck- okay im on my way I guess jfc

️

@@Thimblina ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump I LOVE THE WIRES BABYYYY WHAT CAN I SAY

dude what the fuck- okay im on my way I guess jfc

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Darling please let me buy you a better apartment this one is riddled with black mold

its fine i have become one with the mold

I LOVE THE WIRES BABYYYY WHAT CAN I SAY

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Darling. I am going to be ignoring this for the sake of my own sanity, thank you

8:31 PM

its fine i have become one with the mold

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump

its fine i have become one with the mold

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump dude, you're a parent to that mold

my mold babies

I shall be the best older sibling

8:34 PM

Can't believe my parents are getting a divorce; who has custody of me?

8:34 PM

(and no, fosters are still together and they're not letting me go, fml)

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump I need to see you soon so we can take 5 from that little hell of yours

gingersnapsTHX

(and no, fosters are still together and they're not letting me go, fml)

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump I need to see you soon so we can take 5 from that little hell of yours

BG4:

[original post] hey gamers what kind of animal would you assign me as, correct answers only

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump a rat

[original post] hey gamers what kind of animal would you assign me as, correct answers only

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump A RAT

[original post] hey gamers what kind of animal would you assign me as, correct answers only

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump vinny youd be a rat

[original post] hey gamers what kind of animal would you assign me as, correct answers only

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You're a puppy!! You're a cute little puppy with big brown eyes and a happy tail!

[original post] hey gamers what kind of animal would you assign me as, correct answers only

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'D HAVE TO GO WITH CAT ACTUALLY

why did 3 separate people say rat....nobosy loves me

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I like rats :'C

i think you would also be a rat

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why did 3 separate people say rat....nobosy loves me

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump It's alright darling, rats are actually very clean and polite animals

[original post] hey gamers what kind of animal would you assign me as, correct answers only

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump A bat

why did 3 separate people say rat....nobosy loves me

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH. YOUD BE ONE OF THOSE FANCY RATS THAT GET FED ALL THE TIME AND BRUSHED

I like rats :'C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump If you were a rat you'd be a cute rat and I'd put you in a little bowtie and give you a little crimson rat sized teddy bear. :D

A ROOSTER :- )

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ......explain

If you were a rat, you'd keep me company when I'm travelling places. Sniff out the best spots, do cute jumps to make me laugh, and wake me up when it's time to run.

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......explain

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fkWfrWrHbE

Corax

Jerma - King of The Junjle (ANIMATED)

i-

I AM KIDDING, HERE

11:07 PM

this u?

Wonder what animal I'd be?

this u?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I'm gonna kms and im taking you with me

I'm gonna kms and im taking you with me

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-ratio-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-dancing-gif-25012296

5

[Original post] :(( (Underneath the caption is a picture of Raccoon in a bed, with a stickynote saying "Dumbass" plastered to his forehead)

[Original post] :(( (Underneath the caption is a picture of Raccoon in a bed, with a stickynote saying "Dumbass" plastered to hi...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump MOOD

MY SKULKER HAS PUT ME ON BEDREST FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS :/

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump DUDE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS LMAO

BETTER QUESTION, WHY ARE YOU NOT LIKE THIS?

[Texting while also on bedrest. he is like this-] NO COMMENT

... ARE YOU ALSO ON BEDREST?

NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!! yes

WHY ARE YOU ON BEDREST? (Is just trying to be nosy)

I GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES

DOES IT INVOLVE YOUR SKULKER?

NOOOOO COMMMMMMEEEEENT

️

[original post] girl help theres an alternate vlad at the bar and hes so hot but the techi are making out and an older phantom is talking about having killed someone in another timeline? i thought the bar was my safe haven please for the love of god help me

WE ARE MAKING OUT IT'S HOT GIRL SUMMER

This Vlad, can I still "decorate" his limo?

I'M 3 FOR 3 BABY!

THEY ARE MAKING OUT WITHOUT ME?? (Mun's gonna indulge in Whisprr shenanigans rq, ignore that it's meant to be sleeping) (edited)

Also, Crim, I think the guy's like, old enough to be your dad

THEY ARE MAKING OUT WITHOUT ME?? (Mun's gonna indulge in Whisprr shenanigans rq, ignore that it's meant to be sleeping)

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump YOU ARE ON BEDREST APPARENTLY BECAUSE YOU LET YOUR SKULKER RIP OUT YOUR GUTS MAYBE IF YOU DID NOT DO THAT YOU COULD'VE BEEN HERE WITH US.

Also, Crim, I think the guy's like, old enough to be your dad

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION HERE. GO TO BED.

YOU ARE ON BEDREST APPARENTLY BECAUSE YOU LET YOUR SKULKER RIP OUT YOUR GUTS MAYBE IF YOU DID NOT DO THAT YOU COULD'VE BEEN HERE...

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO? NOT GIVE HIM HIS ENRICHMENT?

WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO? NOT GIVE HIM HIS ENRICHMENT?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump YES????

[selfie]

IF I WAS NOT ALSO ON BED-REST RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE AT THE BAR PUSHING VLAD OFF HIS STOOL. GET HIS ASS FOR ME xoxoxo

WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION HERE. GO TO BED.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump LMAO. MAKE ME

IF I WAS NOT ALSO ON BED-REST RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE AT THE BAR PUSHING VLAD OFF HIS STOOL. GET HIS ASS FOR ME xoxoxo

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump IS THIS ALSO SKULKER RELATED

YES????

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump NO?? I ENJOY GIVING HIM HIS ENRICHMENT??

IF I WAS NOT ALSO ON BED-REST RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE AT THE BAR PUSHING VLAD OFF HIS STOOL. GET HIS ASS FOR ME xoxoxo

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OH DOES THIS ONE SUCK. ACTAULLY WHICH ONE IS THIS.

NO FUCKING COMMENT.

I KNOW ITS NOT OURS, HE'D BE MOONING OVER CRIMSON

NO FUCKING COMMENT.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YOU TWO ARE INSANE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

OH DOES THIS ONE SUCK. ACTAULLY WHICH ONE IS THIS.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump SEND PICS. IF IT'S MINE HE SUCKS BUT IN A SAD PATHETIC WAY, NOT IN AN EVIL-BASTARD WAY.

10:23 PM

YOU TWO ARE INSANE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump LOVE YOU TOO XOXOXOXO

I KNOW ITS NOT OURS, HE'D BE MOONING OVER CRIMSON

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump what the hell are you talking about shut up shut up shut up

SEND PICS. IF IT'S MINE HE SUCKS BUT IN A SAD PATHETIC WAY, NOT IN AN EVIL-BASTARD WAY.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [SELFIE WITH VLAD IN THE BACKGROUND]

10:23 PM

what the hell are you talking about shut up shut up shut up

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :)

NICOLAI WE SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF US AND SEND IT TO THE OTHER TWO. THEY CAN SEE WHAT THEYRE MISSING.

he named his cat after me im pretty sure he sees me as an idiot whos dumb and also stupid...

NICOLAI WE SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF US AND SEND IT TO THE OTHER TWO. THEY CAN SEE WHAT THEYRE MISSING.

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump SOOOOOO TRUUUUUE

10:24 PM

he named his cat after me im pretty sure he sees me as an idiot whos dumb and also stupid...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'M TELLING HIM YOU SAID THIS

im gonna see if I can mod doom on an atm, i gotta do SOMETHING-

SOOOOOO TRUUUUUE

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump AS SOON AS YOURE DONE TALKING TO THE BOY COME BACK OVER HERE XOXO

he named his cat after me im pretty sure he sees me as an idiot whos dumb and also stupid...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [HellAndBack] If any Vlad named his cat after you, it means he's massively pining.

he named his cat after me im pretty sure he sees me as an idiot whos dumb and also stupid...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You're cool beans and my older bro

[HellAndBack] If any Vlad named his cat after you, it means he's massively pining.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!!!!!!

10:25 PM

[post of crimson the cat. a sweet but somewhat dopey looking orange boy with big sweet eyes]

i am going to sit in the hole I dig myself called denial and I will sit here until the earth itself molds around my skeleton for people to discover centuries later.

OKAY I'LL PRINT THIS OUT TO READ AT YOUR WEDDING

HAHAHA YEAH THATS OURS. KICK HIS KNEES FOR ME

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I DID SO

THANKS BABY

hes not my vlad so legally i can say it was kinda funny

PRETTY SURE THE MARRIAGE IS OPEN CRIMSON SHOOT YOUR SHOT XOXOX

I AM NOT DOING THAT

GO ON CRIMSON GO ON WAHEEEEY GO ON

.

11:02 PM

wait now hes talking to me because the techni are annoying him help me please

LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ACCIDENTAL WINGMEN LETS GO HAHAHAHAH

dont blow this for me you are the last man i wanted to be wing man'd by

What.

...NOTHING. UHM. [He'll start anxiously deleting posts]

11:05 PM

[newsflash dipshit, its the internet. You'll never escape your shame]

...And where is this? A bar, correct...?

dont worry about it

I'll go ask Skulker then.

[dming Vlad the bar's address hahaha]

.

[original post] [A picture of the two Vlads, one carrying Crimson, both glaring at each other] TAKING BETS ON WHO WINS THE INEVITABLE FIGHT

CRIMSON WINS EITHER WAY

[HellAndBack] Wow. They're really letting the self-loathing guide them, aren't they.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[original post] [A selfie of him and Beat's Technus, kissing.] @ xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx @ xXBingle_BongleXx THIS IS WHAT YOU TWO ARE MISSING OUT ON

11:43 PM

[A selfie of him with his long plug-tongue sticking out and letting off sparks. He's being held by Beat's Technus who has pixel hearts floating around his head] OH WHAT YOU COULD BE HAVING IF YOU DIDN'T LET SKULKER INJURE YOU (NICO IF THIS IS NOT THE CASE FOR YOU I APOLOGIZE)

>:- ( !! NO FAIR... KICKING VLAD AND SMOOCHING... JEALOUS.

IT WAS VERY VERY GOOD.

[original post] if you guys saw any posts from me a few hours ago no you did not. nothing happened. its fine. im very normal and sober.

HOW WAS IT xoxox

:3

how was what nothing happened

12:24 AM

not a single thing even slightly interesting. i had an uneventful day of watching paint dry and grass grow

DOUBLE TROUBLE HMM I AM SAYING NOTHING

once i found out which technus outed me its over

12:30 AM

*find

MIGHTVE BEEN ME BUT HONESTLY WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT

if you were there at the bar we are making a blood pact to not discuss what happened okay? it was nothing. we had a normal night. we all agree to this. goodnight

I WAS NOT THERE I AM EXEMPT FROM THIS PACT. YIPPEE.

I DONT HAVE BLOOD

I DONT HAVE BLOOD EITHER

12:33 AM

SPEAKING OF BLOOD PACTS SOMEONE REMIND ME TOMORROW TO TELL MY SKULKER HIS BLOOD OATH BULLSHIT CAN WAIT 3 YEARS. OK BACK TO MAKING FUN OF CRIMSON I CANT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED

PLEASE.

12:34 AM

i suffer more than jesus at least he came back 3 days later. he got to rest

PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME YOU ARE OKAY WITH HIM HUNTING DANNY AS LONG AS HE WAITS UNTIL HE IS 18-- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU-

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME IS THAT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO MAKE COMPROMISES IN AFTERLIFE

12:35 AM

MAYBE 5 YEARS. OR MORE. I DON'T KNOW THERE'S NO WAY I CAN STOP HIM ENTIRELY

12:36 AM

i suffer more than jesus at least he came back 3 days later. he got to rest

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump AH YES CRIMSON CHRIST

CRIMSON CHRIST

12:36 AM

AND ALL OF HIS BOYFRIENDS

12:36 AM

BOTH OF WHOM ARE VLAD

I am not dying for any of your sins you guys are on your own

RIP

DIE FOR GRANDPA BOY

4

dont you have a toaster oven to kiss?

BE NICE TO YOUR OTHER GRANDPA

12:40 AM

OR ILL SEND YOU PICTURES

pictures of what. that's so threatening

:)

HAHA NUDES

SPEAKING OF BLOOD PACTS SOMEONE REMIND ME TOMORROW TO TELL MY SKULKER HIS BLOOD OATH BULLSHIT CAN WAIT 3 YEARS. OK BACK TO MAKIN...

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump FINE. I WILL MAKE HIM WAIT 10 YEARS. I WILL BE ALL LIKE "OH A BIGGER PELT WILL BE MORE IMPRESSIVE" AND HE WILL IMMEDIATELY FALL FOR THAT BECAUSE HE IS INSANE. (edited)

12:46 AM

dont you have a toaster oven to kiss?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump DON'T YOU HAVE A BILLIONAIRE TO PINE AFTER

...okay I walked into that one

[A selfie of him with his long plug-tongue sticking out and letting off sparks. He's being held by Beat's Technus who has pixel ...

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I AM INSANELY JEALOUS RIGHT NOW

https://x.com/stvmbles/status/1780480693501341835?s=46&t=j1SJbsO2R6ecKn5w_LG7KQ

(@stvmbles) on X

Some SpongeBob for the TL :)

[original post] [blurry phone picture of what looks like a raptor on a chair] why do I even question things anymore

[HellAndBack] Is that a dinosaur?

yes. yes it is. shes very polite but it still makes me feel like im losing it.

Dude, can I have her autograph? Big fan

IS THAT A FUCKING DINOSAU- is that pitbull in the background crimson

oh yeah thats christian hes chill.

Is that mr. worldwide pitbull in the cafe im losing my fucking mind

11:43 AM

The dinosaur surprises me less somehow i think i may be mentally unwell

you're only questioning that now?

Wtf is mr worldwide pitbull?

Have you not heard classics such as FIREBALL and TIMBER feat. Ke$ha

Nope. Looks like a Lex Luthor wannabe

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Maybe the alternate realities are getting out of hand...

as if there being 4 of you wasn't a hint....why do I even come here anymore

[original post] [blurry phone picture of what looks like a raptor on a chair] why do I even question things anymore

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :OOOOOOO !!!!!!! SO COOL !!!!!!! Are they a nice dinosaur???? Can I pet them???????

she seems nice but i dont know if petting something that talks is like ethical. im too scared to ask

I still need her autograph!

she seems nice but i dont know if petting something that talks is like ethical. im too scared to ask

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Aether let me pet him once after I asked. I think you just have to be respectful about it??

aether is kinda a freak but I see your point

PET THE DINO COWARD

aether is kinda a freak but I see your point

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Naaaaah Aether's cool. If I were a kitty I think I'd like to be petted respectfully sometimes.

12:07 PM

PET THE DINO COWARD

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Ask first though!! It's impolite to touch people without permission!!

YEAH CONSENT IS IMPORTANT. IN MY EXPERIENCE TALKING ANIMALS DO NOT USUALLY MIND :- ) CAIRO LETS ME PET HER ALL THE TIME. WHAT A NICE BIRDY

3

He dont know about Mr. Worldwide?

Who? Never heard of him

[original post] (Finishing School for Private Ladies present Coppelia, with [Redacted] Fowler as Coppelia)

12:27 PM

Anybody seen Coppelia, you know I just play the doll

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump I haven't :C

Here's a show: https://youtu.be/uE2fjFMag7E?si=YI3qbcntDyeMT5kO

The Dances, Inc.

Coppélia - Full Length Ballet by Bolshoi Theatre ft. Natalia Osipova

Aren't you transgender child? Why share this? Are you alright?

not you;re. nAme,

12:36 PM

haCkkred???

Yeah, Fowlers don't see me as trans; not many do. Made me take ballet classes. I'm in this show; can't run

child are being held at gun point. you know you didn't have to.post this right

12:37 PM

you could have just not

Who's up for jailbreak

[HellAndBack] Yes.

Does this not trigger your gender dysmorphia my child?

kiLL buliies

4

After the show

If we break you out will those big fucking dogs just drag you away again?? You know i DO know a place they can't touch you-- Let us discuss this sometime.

Does this not trigger your gender dysmorphia my child?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Ballet is cool for flexibiliry, but not when I'm seen as a girl. Haunt the play for me guys

Ballet is cool for flexibiliry, but not when I'm seen as a girl. Haunt the play for me guys

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump AGAIN.. YOU DID NOT NEED TO POST IT IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE??

I rather not piss off the dogs that are glued to you 24/7

hATE FOwlers

AGAIN.. YOU DID NOT NEED TO POST IT IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE??

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [HellAndBack] I think the point of posting it is so people can go haunt the show. Kind of hard to pay attention to the show when there's ghosts everywhere.

AGAIN.. YOU DID NOT NEED TO POST IT IF IT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE??

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump It's a call for help, man. Location, time, place.

12:41 PM

[HellAndBack] I think the point of posting it is so people can go haunt the show. Kind of hard to pay attention to the show whe...

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump THANK YOU

[HellAndBack] I think the point of posting it is so people can go haunt the show. Kind of hard to pay attention to the show whe...

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump o i dig it

12:41 PM

will Do. HaUnt buliess

I mean I guess.

FAIR ENOUGH THEN I GUESS. I WILL RALLY THE TROOPS. I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND THOUGH CHILD I WILL KILL YOUR CAPTORS IF I SHOW UP, NO IFS OR BUTS. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT. CONSENT AND ALL.

Just avoid the couple in the most expensive box; they have blood blossom perfurme and cologne.

12:43 PM

FAIR ENOUGH THEN I GUESS. I WILL RALLY THE TROOPS. I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND THOUGH CHILD I WILL KILL YOUR CAPTORS IF I SHOW UP, N...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump No bloodshed; we don't need a pig bucket in rafters and a Carrie situation

dont cacre blood blossob. was in pain Constant ly, for decaddess; used to it

@POINDEXTER724 (@capnport) - jump Make wigs fall off

yes

you guys have fun I guess

Just avoid the couple in the most expensive box; they have blood blossom perfurme and cologne.

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump [HellAndBack] Ew. Of course they do.

I HAVE A REAL ACTUAL GUN I WILL LITERALLY JUST FUCKING SHOOT THEM AT THIS POINT-

you guys have fun I guess

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Can I still crash at your place after?

12:47 PM

I HAVE A REAL ACTUAL GUN I WILL LITERALLY JUST FUCKING SHOOT THEM AT THIS POINT-

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Wouldn't you be like, get arrested for human murder as a ghost?

12:48 PM

And they're gonna bounce back; they oddly survived assassinations.

.meanS i jcan Kil no consequence?

Wouldn't you be like, get arrested for human murder as a ghost?

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump KID I DO HATE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT I HAVE KILLED A LOT OF PEOPLE. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? GIVE ME THE CHAIR? LMAO

No killing, no bloodshed, no murder, no attempted murder. Just haunt and toss clothes and wigs around. Be gremlins.

Understod

[HellAndBack] What sort of repurcussions will fall on you for this?

tgants my;; speciambty

[HellAndBack] What sort of repurcussions will fall on you for this?

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Distraction

Causbging Problems for bulkes

12:51 PM

>8)

Distraction

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump [HellAndBack] You running, then?

Yep.

[HellAndBack] Got a place to go?

Can get a greyhound, a park, and somewhere. Dw about me dude

[HellAndBack] Hm. Good luck, kid.

exci ted!

12:59 PM

love, cause prjb elms for Bulies

Sid, we still on for the collab? How's it going on your end?

bad day Yssarrte

1:04 PM

Yeat

1:04 PM

Yeadterday

1:05 PM

BG4:

STILL GOING TO KILL YOUR PARENTS KID SORRY I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND

You can try, but they're protected

AND MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO. I'VE GOT IT COVERED.

4

Rules for haunting at (this date and place): no murdering or hurting anyone, you can watch the ballet, you can dance with the dancers, you can throw popcorn and papers and be gentle with props. No arson.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO JOIN IN WITH A BALLET WHEN YOU ARE BEING HORRIBLY ABUSED-? I'M DOING ARSON. END OF.

JUST DON'T HURT THE DANCERS

NOT INTENDING ON IT. GOING TO KILL YOUR PARENTS.

i rather not have to deal with the possibility of blood blossoms or whatever theyre called again so...im staying out of it. also whats the point of ruining a ballet if you cant do arson? cmon (edited)

EXACTLY

LISTEN KID IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE YOU DO NOT WANT US TO TRY TO HELP YOU.

Okay, a little arson as a treat, BUT DON'T KILL OR HURT ANYONE

KILLING YOUR PARENTS. SORRY NOT SORRY I AM LITERALLY BRINGING EVERYONE I KNOW

AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU A NICE HOME, AND POSSIBLY FIND YOUR DAD DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION AND HOW MANY DEMONIC ENTITIES I KILL BEFORE I GET BORED.

i rather not have to deal with the possibility of blood blossoms or whatever theyre called again so...im staying out of it. also...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Only blood blossoms are in that expensive box; you can still join in the ballet and scaring the pants off of people

I AM GOING TO BLOW THE VIP BOX TO SMITHEREENS WITH GENUINE HONEST TO GOD EXPLOSIVES.

Don't kill them; they'll be ghosts

7:19 PM

and they'll haunt me

7:20 PM

Wait until their company is ruined and then they get arrested and then they have a will for me so I can destroy everything

[HellAndBack] So corporate undermining and/or espionage is acceptable?

THEN I WILL CRUSH THEIR CORES? HELLO. DING DONG LOVELY CHILD- I AM OFFERING A BIG FAT JUICY STEAK ON A PLATE RIGHT HERE AND YOU ARE ASKING FOR KIBBLE.

Because if they're dead, their private prisons still continue

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump NOT IF I KILL EVERYONE THERE TOO

I REALLY THINK YOU ARE UNDERSTIMATING THE AMMOUNT OF MURDER I AM WILLING TO DO.

NOT IF I KILL EVERYONE THERE TOO

I REALLY THINK YOU ARE UNDERSTIMATING THE AMMOUNT OF MURDER I AM WILLING TO DO.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump DUDE DO NOT FUCKING MURDER THE BUILDING

okay things I have been curious about. 1. does everyone who dies automatically become a ghost or do you have to have a like. reason? 2. how do cores work? I'm still used to this y'know being ~~half~~ dead thing so. 3. .....can you murder a building? i don't think they have souls.

3

[HellAndBack] 1. No. You need ectoplasm and emotion. 2. Not answering that in a public space. 3. Genius Loci exist.

makes sense, thank you for the educational answers

I MEAN... SHANIAS PLACE IS KIND OF SENTIENT.... MAYBE?

7:26 PM

IT KICKS BULLET IN THE BALLS WITH THE FLOORBOARDS ALL THE TIME

IS IT MURDER TO DEMOLISH A HOUSE THAT CAN THINK...? ETHICAL QUESTIONS TONIGHT.

IT'S DEFINITELY MURDER UNLESS YOU CAN SHIFT THE PERSONALITY TO A DIFFERENT LOCATION

7:29 PM

BUT MOST HAUNTED HOUSES ARE EITHER DICKS OR HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR NO IN BETWEEN

HOW MANY HAUNTED HOUSES HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH OLD MAN DO NOT LIE TO ME

I PLEAD THE FUCKING FIFTH

HOLY SHIT--

SHUT UP I AM A NORMAL ADULT MAN

I HAVE ONLY EVER HAD PANIC ATTACKS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE I HAVE NOT DONE THE DEED WITH ONE..... SEND DETAILS.

Damn, I want to sleep in a haunted house now. Just, OSHA approved

AND IN RETURN I SHALL REWARD YOU WITH THIS LOVELY SNAPSHOT OF ME HAVING A BREAKDOWN- IT IS LIKE A RENAISANCE PAINTING.

I HAVE ONLY EVER HAD PANIC ATTACKS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE I HAVE NOT DONE THE DEED WITH ONE..... SEND DETAILS.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OKAY BUT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LIKE. A HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE. OR ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ACTUAL ONE, THAT DOES EVIL AND HAS A CORE.

Damn, I want to sleep in a haunted house now. Just, OSHA approved

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump You live in a fucking haunted house with a bunch of GHOULS whomst i WILL MURDER-

7:36 PM

OKAY BUT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LIKE. A HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE. OR ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ACTUAL ONE, THAT DOES EVIL AND HAS A...

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump A SHITTY NEIGHBOURHOOD ONE... WE WERE TRICK OR TREATING U_U I WAS BRITNEY, IT WAS A WHOLE THING

You live in a fucking haunted house with a bunch of GHOULS whomst i WILL MURDER-

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump What do you mean by that, the Fowler place isn't haunted. Except by my fosters

a house with a core...so like Monster House?

A SHITTY NEIGHBOURHOOD ONE... WE WERE TRICK OR TREATING U_U I WAS BRITNEY, IT WAS A WHOLE THING

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump BESTIE....

a house with a core...so like Monster House?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Best movie

a house with a core...so like Monster House?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump KINDA ACTUALLY. DID YOU KNOW THAT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY IN OUR VERSE.

KINDA ACTUALLY. DID YOU KNOW THAT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY IN OUR VERSE.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump are you for real

are you for real

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump DEADASS.

What do you mean by that, the Fowler place isn't haunted. Except by my fosters

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I MEANT SILLY CHILD

THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I MEANT SILLY CHILD

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Can't tell when you're serious or joking

I LIKE THE PART WHERE THE NICE HOUSE FUCKS WITH THE COPS : ) GOOD MOVIE. FUCK THOSE COPS.

7:39 PM

Can't tell when you're serious or joking

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump ... SERIOUS? YOUR FOSTER PARENTS ARE RAGING C..C WORDS.

I THINK CASPER HIGH IS ONE TOO

THE WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL- OH THAT IS- THATS FUN ACTUALLY

YEAH THE WHOLE SCHOOL!!! YOU WOULD THINK IT IS BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHILDREN WHO HAVE DIED THERE BUT NO ACTUALLY

7:40 PM

SHE SAYS SHE'S BEEN AROUND SINCE SHE WAS BUILT

note to self: some buildings are alive.

HE IS FUCKING WITH ME I THINK. SHAKING MY FISTS AT YOU

7:42 PM

YOU KNOW THE ONE THING I REMEMBER ABOUT MY LIFE IS I WAS BORN AT A VERY YOUNG AGE-

I AM NOT FUCKING WITH YOU!!!!!!!

oh shit no way me too

I AM SENDING YOU PICTURES OF THE MISSES AND ME HANGING OUT BY HER CORE. CAREFUL IT IS RATHER CRONENBURGIAN

I AM TEXTING LANCER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

you have lancer's number?

7:44 PM

i mean what whos lancer

LOL WE ALL KNOW WHO THE HOT TEACHER IS

YOU TWO ARE MENTAL.

7:47 PM

[Attached photo of them both in drag... slaying] NOT INCORRECT THOUGH YES QUEENS SLAY

SEE? I KNOW THINGS. I HAVE TASTE.

DAMN go off

Damn, go off pair of queens

[Attached photo of them both in drag... slaying] NOT INCORRECT THOUGH YES QUEENS SLAY

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YOUR BILL IS ALSO A DRAG QUEEN?

YOUR BILL IS ALSO A DRAG QUEEN?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump WHO THE FUCK IS BILL

BILL? WILLIAM? MR. LANCER?

8:10 PM

IS YOUR LANCER'S NAME NOT WILLIAM?

BILL?

YES, BILL. IT IS A COMMON NICKNAME FOR THE NAME WILLIAM WHICH CAME ABOUT AROUND THE SAME TIME "BOB" DID FOR ROBERT

YOU KNOW I DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW HIS FUCKING NAME I HAVE BEEN CALLING HIM BY HIS DOOMED USERNAME FOR YEARS

HE IS NOT MY BIGGEST FAN I THINK IF I CALLED HIM BILL OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE BILLIAM HE WOULD HIT ME WTIH A BROOM

YOU KNOW I DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW HIS FUCKING NAME I HAVE BEEN CALLING HIM BY HIS DOOMED USERNAME FOR YEARS

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ASK HIM???

8:12 PM

HE IS NOT MY BIGGEST FAN I THINK IF I CALLED HIM BILL OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE BILLIAM HE WOULD HIT ME WTIH A BROOM

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SKILL ISSUE xox

HAHAHA BILLIAM

[Original post] GUESS WHO IS OFF OF BEDREST xox (Under the caption's a picture of him on the ground of the void. He looks like complete and utter shit)

DUDE FFS GO HOME

WHAT, AM I NOT ALLOWED TO STRETCH MY LEGS?

BESTIE...

I AM FEELING VERY ATTACKED RIGHT NOW

[original post] [pinned to profile] Hello, Whisprr! This is Tucker Foley, T.F. as in Too Fine. Your local living human accessing this site through a VPN! What you need to know about me: -15 years old -Total techno-geek -Plenty of experience dealing with ghosts I'll edit this post later if I think of anything more!

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[comment on the pinned post] ok dude i have no idea how you got on here, but you seem like a sweet kid so.

FOLEY!!!!!!!!!!

[comment on the pinned post] ok dude i have no idea how you got on here, but you seem like a sweet kid so.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Like I said, VPN. Makes the internet think I'm a ghost.

I skipped that part somehow my bad, been a bit frazzled lately well welcome ig

[original post] [pinned to profile] Hello, Whisprr! This is Tucker Foley, T.F. as in Too Fine. Your local living human accessing...

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump I AM TOO TIRED FOR THIS

That sounds like a you problem.

[original post] [pinned to profile] Hello, Whisprr! This is Tucker Foley, T.F. as in Too Fine. Your local living human accessing...

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Cool! Welcome here

That sounds like a you problem.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump

BE NICE FOLEY I KNOW WHERE YOUR FILES ARE.

I CAN NOT BELIEVE I AM BEING HARASSED AGAIN

Psst, I'm also not a ghost but I'm a huge fan of them

HOLY MOLY HI TUCKER IT'S MEEEEE TECHNUS

Uh, hey?

TELL UR MOM I SAID HI AND IM SORRY I CAN'T MAKE IT TO YOGA THIS TUESDAY I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT

LOTS OF LOVE XOXOXO

What the fuck.

YOU DO YOGA WITH THE CHILD'S MOTHER?

[original post] [pinned to profile] Hello, Whisprr! This is Tucker Foley, T.F. as in Too Fine. Your local living human accessing...

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump I have whisprr too. You're not special lolz. Legit tho can you help me with my math homework later? I'll proofread one of your essays or something >_<;; I am sooo not good at algebra!!

DO NOT SWEAR FOLEY I WILL TELL ANGELA I STG

I have whisprr too. You're not special lolz. Legit tho can you help me with my math homework later? I'll proofread one of you...

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I'm getting an F in algebra I CANNOT help you.

let the kid say fuck what are you, catholic?

LET THE CHILD SAY FUCK!!!!

I have whisprr too. You're not special lolz. Legit tho can you help me with my math homework later? I'll proofread one of you...

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I MAY NOT BE THE CHILD BUT I AM VERY GOOD AT MATH, WHAT IS TROUBLING YOU?

I'm getting an F in algebra I CANNOT help you.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Guess we're both fucked then. Damn. Also I'm kinda not dead why does no one question the fact that I'm on whisprr??

Even worst: Technus is secretly a cop

STOP FUCKING SWEARING THERE ARE LITTLE BLORBO BLEEPY BABIES ON HERE

Fuck you I'm 15

DO NOT SWEAR FOLEY I WILL TELL ANGELA I STG

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump LET THE CHILD SAY FUCK??

Fuck you I'm 15

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump I'M 15 AND THIS IS DEEP

I MAY NOT BE THE CHILD BUT I AM VERY GOOD AT MATH, WHAT IS TROUBLING YOU?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump FUCKING QUADRATICS !!!!!!!

I can unleash swear and dirty words here, I can do it

I'M 15 AND THIS IS DEEP

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [posts technus's IP address]

so glad sidney barely knows how to use a phone- WOAH

[posts technus's IP address]

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump CHILD.

COCKSTAIN

I AM TELLING YOUR MOTHER AS WELL. ONE OF US MUST BE YOUR TECHNUS AND THEREFORE ONE OF US WILL FIND THE CORRECT MOTHER TO TATTLE ON.

FUCKING QUADRATICS !!!!!!!

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump ANCIENTS I HAVE NOT TOUCHED QUADRATICS IN AGES. HOLD ON- I THINK I BUSTED MY STITCHES. I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO HELP YOU, I AM TERRIBLY SORRY

[posts technus's IP address]

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Dude wtf? O_o

ANCIENTS I HAVE NOT TOUCHED QUADRATICS IN AGES. HOLD ON- I THINK I BUSTED MY STITCHES. I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO HELP YOU, I AM TER...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump BELOVED.

He's almost killed me multiple times, I think this is justified.

ANCIENTS I HAVE NOT TOUCHED QUADRATICS IN AGES. HOLD ON- I THINK I BUSTED MY STITCHES. I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO HELP YOU, I AM TER...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Damn, thanks for the offer tho T_T

He's almost killed me multiple times, I think this is justified.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump THERE ARE FOUR OF US!!!!!!!

WHY. Why are there four of you.

BELOVED.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump COEUR :3

because the multiverse is cruel

He's almost killed me multiple times, I think this is justified.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump I mean fair enough but I kinda love my cool shades grandpa. He's cool and weird.

WHY. Why are there four of you.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump BETTER QUESTION IS WHY ARE THERE NOT MORE?

WHY. Why are there four of you.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump a Shouting of Techni

WHY. Why are there four of you.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump THE MULTIVERSE IS REAL, FOLEY. AND YOU'RE IN IT.

HOLD ON. CHILD WHAT DOES YOUR TECHNUS LOOK LIKE?

Hey Tuck you know that like, nuts guy? The big metal one. There's like three of them.

[gif of Barbarossa from PotC: "you'd better believe in ghost stories, Ms Turner. You're in one!"]

Hey Tuck you know that like, nuts guy? The big metal one. There's like three of them.

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump im sorry the What Guy

THE MULTIVERSE IS REAL, FOLEY. AND YOU'RE IN IT.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Huh. Sweet! Maybe in one of those universes, I can actually get a date!

TUCKER I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU BUT I HAVE BEEN CATFISHING YOU FOR MONTHS X SORRY

2

️

️ CUNTY WTF

I don't online date. I'm 15, most online dating stuff is for adults.

ASDDGTHKN?

im sorry the What Guy

@xXxCrimsonShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I mean nuts as in bonkers omz;;;;; ><

I don't online date. I'm 15, most online dating stuff is for adults.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump MY MISTAKE- I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOUR DAD

WHOOPSIE

️

️ CUNTY WTF

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump I'm not even gonna question what you're calling him because I am having a weird enough day already.

I don't online date. I'm 15, most online dating stuff is for adults.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump SORRY THIS IS EXTREMELY FUNNY BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT MY TUCKER HAS BEEN MAKING A COCENTRATED EFFORT TO TROLL VLAD INTO GIVING OUT HIS CREDIT CARD NUMBER

I mean nuts as in bonkers omz;;;;; >_<

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump please be more specific next time oh my god (edited)

SORRY THIS IS EXTREMELY FUNNY BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT MY TUCKER HAS BEEN MAKING A COCENTRATED EFFORT TO TROLL VLAD INTO G...

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Aw man, that sounds awesome. I wish I'd thought of it. Well I mean I guess I did but still.

I'm not even gonna question what you're calling him because I am having a weird enough day already.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump CHILD WHAT DOES YOUR TECHNUS LOOK LIKE? WE MIGHT KNOW HIM

SORRY THIS IS EXTREMELY FUNNY BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT MY TUCKER HAS BEEN MAKING A COCENTRATED EFFORT TO TROLL VLAD INTO G...

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YOURS TOO??? GOD I LOVE THAT LITTLE BASTARD

please be more specific next time oh my god

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Get your mind out of the gutter!!! >:p

CHILD WHAT DOES YOUR TECHNUS LOOK LIKE? WE MIGHT KNOW HIM

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Please don't make me think about him he looks SO gross now

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? DESCRIBE HIM?

Get your mind out of the gutter!!! >:p

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump IT IS NOT- yknow what this is hardly a topic we need to dwell further into

...BRAINY????

IS IT BRAINY

10:15 PM

???

THAT'S THE ONLY TECHNUS THAT HAS ELICTED A GROSSOUT RESPONSE

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? DESCRIBE HIM?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump He has a human looking brain it's GROSS

OH I KISS HIM!! HE IS A VERY GOOD KISSER

HAHA YESSSSS

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HIS BRAIN IS GROSS??? THAT IS ONE OF HIS BEST FEATURES??

10:16 PM

WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT ROSEGOLD WHEN YOU COULD HAVE GUTS

can you guys not discuss your weird alternate-self-polyam relationship to the 15 year old??

The what

can you guys not discuss your weird alternate-self-polyam relationship to the 15 year old??

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump IT'S LITERALLY SFW WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT. LOVE IS LOVE.

can you guys not discuss your weird alternate-self-polyam relationship to the 15 year old??

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump IT IS CALLED SELF LOVE AND IT IS ENTIRELY SAFE FOR WORK

sfw or not spare the boy please he still has the light in his eyes

The what

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump The Techni are all dating. It is how it is.

I just chalk it up to weird ghost stuff but hey, go off I guess

TUCKER GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MAN IT ISNT SAFE THE INTERNET IS NOT A SAFE SPACE

Hm. Well, you know, if you can't find a girlfriend, do what you gotta do, know what I mean?

NO

Hm. Well, you know, if you can't find a girlfriend, do what you gotta do, know what I mean?

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump LIKE ALL OF US ARE GAY BESTIE

Hm. Well, you know, if you can't find a girlfriend, do what you gotta do, know what I mean?

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump SURPRISE WE ARE ALL GAY

If you can't find a boyfriend, do what you gotta do!

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump THERE YOU GO.

If you can't find a boyfriend, do what you gotta do!

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump I AM LITERALLY MARRIED FOR TAX REASONS, BUT I AM STILL MARRIED AND DO BOYFRIEND THINGS WITH MY HUSBAND

I'm going to bed, too delicate for this

YES, GO SLEEP CHILD WHOSE NAME I DO NOT KNOW

I mean as long as everybody...agrees....i guess its fine

But yeah, to recap, NO FUCKING MURDER OR BOMBS OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT FOR THE BALLET

If you can't find a boyfriend, do what you gotta do!

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump UGGGH Tell me about it ToT !!!!!!

Damn, how come the old man gets to date two people and I don't even get one?

But yeah, to recap, NO FUCKING MURDER OR BOMBS OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT FOR THE BALLET

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump BBOMB THE BALLET???

JUST SHOW UP AND BE SCARY

Damn, how come the old man gets to date two people and I don't even get one?

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump IT IS ACTUALLY 3, AIMING FOR 4

I AM ALSO MARRIED BUT I AM LOOKING FOR LOOOOOOVE ;)

Damn, how come the old man gets to date two people and I don't even get one?

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Same boat dude T~T. I'm soooooo shy around cute boys it's fucking embarrassing,,,, I'm adorable I should be swimming in boyfriends or something.

UGGGH Tell me about it ToT !!!!!!

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump ...So, are you single?

TUCKER. . .

CHILD...

I admire his bravery but. hm

HE'S GOT MORE GAME THAN YOU CRIMSON AHAHAHAHHA

ASDKGDTH

10:22 PM

CHRIST

PISS OFF??

Cassie's a cool one!

...So, are you single?

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Fucking obviously but also I don't think you're my type sadly. And also I'm probably not yours. Also also Sam'd kill you probably.

PISS OFF??

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump HE'S NOT WRONG THO

Fucking obviously but also I don't think you're my type sadly. And also I'm probably not yours. Also also Sam'd kill you prob...

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump OK. Was worth a shot.

why is this about me all of a sudden? hello?

No idea if I'd date anyone

HM. WHATS THIS ABOUT BLOWING UP A BUILDING BY THE WAY. SHOULD I GET BELOVED MEOW MEOW TO HELP? :3

DO NOT GIVE UP TUCKER I AM SURE YOU WILL FIND A NICE FRAMED PHOTOGRAPH OF A GIRL TO GAZE WISTFULLY AT

I AM GOING BACK TO SLEEPP, IGNORE MY STITCHES COMING LOOSE (Underneath the caption is a picture of him with his face in the void, he's giving a thumbs up to the camera)

What the fuck

HM. WHATS THIS ABOUT BLOWING UP A BUILDING BY THE WAY. SHOULD I GET BELOVED MEOW MEOW TO HELP? :3

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I AM GOING TO BLOW UP A BALLET RECITAL TO SAVE THIS UNGRATEFUL CHILD- BRING THE HUSBANDS

[original post] (Finishing School for Private Ladies present Coppelia, with [Redacted] Fowler as Coppelia)

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump This post to start

OK. Was worth a shot.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Sorry dude but fr trust me you're uhh,, probably not gonna be too keen on what I've got going on T_T

Sorry dude but fr trust me you're uhh,, probably not gonna be too keen on what I've got going on T_T

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump It's fine, I can take no for an answer. But you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

I AM GOING TO BLOW UP A BALLET RECITAL TO SAVE THIS UNGRATEFUL CHILD- BRING THE HUSBANDS

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump DON'T BLOW UP THE BUILDING, I SAID NO MURDER

It's fine, I can take no for an answer. But you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Cool of you honestly.

OHHHHH TORMENT AND DESTRUCTION!!!! I WANNA POSSESS SOME LIGHTS AND BLIND PEOPLE

Fuck, you guys are really making me regret posting that; I just wanted a fucking distraction so I can escape and run!!

christ okay. im going to stream the new DOOMED trial map until my eyes fall out. @ me if you need me or whatever

Regretting everything right now.

Fuck, you guys are really making me regret posting that; I just wanted a fucking distraction so I can escape and run!!

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump WHY DO YOU NOT WANT US TO KiLL YOUR ABUSIVE FOSTER PARENTS AGAIN RUN THIS BACK FOR ME RQ

? WHAT IS A BETTER DISTRACTION THAN HELL

Regretting everything right now.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump WHEN ARENT YOU x BLESS YOU

WHY DO YOU NOT WANT US TO KiLL YOUR ABUSIVE FOSTER PARENTS AGAIN RUN THIS BACK FOR ME RQ

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Because my godfather would send me off to some other rich fosters, and maybe the murder will be traced to me and I'll be sent to prison!!

Because my godfather would send me off to some other rich fosters, and maybe the murder will be traced to me and I'll be sent to...

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Jesus christ dude are you okay?

WAIT YOURE THAT CHILD JUDYS ALWAYS GRUMBLING ABOUT WORRIEDLY.

Because my godfather would send me off to some other rich fosters, and maybe the murder will be traced to me and I'll be sent to...

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Hey Red. Deep breaths. I'm sure no murders are gonna happen you're okay.

Jesus christ dude are you okay?

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Long story; fosters are rich assholes who deadnamed me and I can be semi homeless

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO TRACE A MURDER I, A GHOST, COMMIT, TO YOU- A SMALL CHILD

Hey Red. Deep breaths. I'm sure no murders are gonna happen you're okay.

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Thanks Cass.....I should probably bed but I'm too stressed.....

Long story; fosters are rich assholes who deadnamed me and I can be semi homeless

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Damn that sucks. Wish I could help.

Damn that sucks. Wish I could help.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Btw, you saw that Axion Labs graffiti thing?

That was cool! Was that you?

Me and a couple of dudes! We're Red 40

Sweet!

Ghosts are just, cooler than most people

10:32 PM

Especially the ghost dogs; one of them comforted me when I was homeless and cold. She was nice

When they're not trying to kill you or take over the world, yeah.

Most humans do that already

When they're not trying to kill you or take over the world, yeah.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Nah I'm with Red on this one. I've gotten to know a few ghosts and not one of them has been shitty to me for uh you know. Stuff. Nevermind UGH.

Some ghosts are cool.

When even the most unhinged ghosts respect your pronouns than most humans

Oh shit, gender stuff. I don't understand any of that, but I have a trans friend so. You're chill with me, I won't be transphobic. Don't worry.

I'm non binary, I go by they them

Some ghosts are cool.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Oh Tuck've you met my little brother yet?? He's sweet.

10:36 PM

Oh shit, gender stuff. I don't understand any of that, but I have a trans friend so. You're chill with me, I won't be transphobi...

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Trans people are so cool. I love and support the trans community because I'm a super cool ally.

Oh Tuck've you met my little brother yet?? He's sweet.

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Unless he's tried to attack Amity Park, no.

Gothic book loving kid; he's the coolest besides his sister

Man, kid ghosts always bum me out.

Unless he's tried to attack Amity Park, no.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump If you don't mind having a 9 year old talk your ear off about H.P. Lovecraft for several minutes you should meet him. He's a swell kid.

If I ever see him around I'll say hi, I guess.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Hell yeah cool. I've been trying to get him out of the house more n stuff but he does nooooot like being gawked at so it's been a lil awkward from him. Maybe a friendly face'll be helpful for him. Also I've seen you around school enough to get the impression that you're pretty chill n stuff.

I don't know if I'm your version of me, seeing as there's a multiverse or something- but I'd say I'm pretty chill in any universe. Man I should get in on that Vlad credit card thing the other me's are doing. I could pay for so much new tech with that.

I don't know if I'm your version of me, seeing as there's a multiverse or something- but I'd say I'm pretty chill in any univers...

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump I still haven't met Vlad but do it he sounds like an asshole lolz. But yeah my version of you seems pretty chill at least at least when he isn't awkwardly trying to hit on me. No offense btw. He's usually pretty chill with polite rejection and I am drop dead gorgeous so I get it.

Listen. In my defense- girls.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump In your defense I am totally fucking gorgeous and any guy'd be lucky to have me <3

Absolutely! I'm lucky to have met you!

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Awwwwwe!! Thanks Red you are such a sweet kid.

In your defense I am totally fucking gorgeous and any guy'd be lucky to have me <3

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I bet you are. I'm not gonna hit on you again, though- not only because you said no, but also because organizing cross-dimensional dates sounds like a pain in the ass.

I bet you are. I'm not gonna hit on you again, though- not only because you said no, but also because organizing cross-dimension...

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump LOL fair enough. I'll see you or possibly your alternate at lunch or somethin'.

Awwwwwe!! Thanks Red you are such a sweet kid.

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump askddhskdf my phone slipped but glad the compliment went through

Man I am up WAY too late on a school night.

10:58 PM

Not going to bed yet though.

11:00 PM

Not when there's more ghost internet to explore

You should check out my hauntstagram. I post my art on there <3. Not to brag but I'm kinda the best at painting.

It's the best! I still need to commission you; just not sure what

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump "Y'know what you're such a sweet kid I'll draw your favorite character for you for free. Just a lil sketch though because oil paints are expeeeensive and my normal rates are kinda high since it takes a long time to make a whole painting".

I cannot afford that but good luck on your commissions

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Thanks dude.

"Y'know what you're such a sweet kid I'll draw your favorite character for you for free. Just a lil sketch though because oil p...

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Damn, okay, is it okay I can get back to you on that?

Damn, okay, is it okay I can get back to you on that?

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Ofc bud ^W^

So what's all the ghost gossip I've been missing out on?

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump :DDDDDDD !!!!! HI TUCKER !!!!!!! Oh uhh also for cool ghost gossip I got to pet a DINOSAUR today and it was soooo cool you should've been there !!!! She was super nice too :DDDD !!!!!!

Hey, person who knows me. What's your name?

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Dani :D ! With an I ! Which you know cuz this is typed out instead of said out loud. Are you an alternate Tucker? I hope your universe dosen't have a me cuz I'm miserable. I'm still happy to see you though !! :DD

Oh shit unfortunately we do

3

11:14 PM

Or fortunately?

11:14 PM

Man I have no clue what's going on.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Oh no D: !! I hope yours is happy at least. Anyway!! Can you tell your Danny than an alternate universe version of Dani said hi?? Also does your Dani like mycology and what kind of music does she like? I need to decide if I think she's cool or not.

I don't even know where she is, I'd have to do some internet sleuthing.

11:17 PM

I'll tell Danny, though. Although he'll probably think I'm crazy.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Thank you Tucker !!!! Also also also my you is way cool! He showed me how to play retro games on the computer for free.

Emulators >>>

I love emulators. I'm playing mother 3 right now and I HATE Fassad. I wanna step on him and throw him in a ditch and then set the ditch on F I R E. I think it's kinda harder than Earthbound though :C Do you think alternate you'd beat this hard boss for me if I asked nicely enough?"

I bet he would if you just asked.

Okie dokie I will next time Danny has him over!! Love you Tucker you're a cool friend and I appreciate every version of you. Imagine I am giving you a BIG friend hug through the computer right now!! Also I gotta go Mr. Fenton's waiting for me to finish up on the computer so we can watch Star Trek. Bye bye!!!!

Bye!

[original post] In History class rn, and realized ghosts probably know stuff about history since they lived through it. Any of you guys have any cool facts about your lifetimes?

I LIVED THROUGH A GLOBAL PANDEMIC OF THE NAME COVID, QUARANTINE BEGAN IN MARCH OF 2020 AND ENDED SOME TIME IN 2022. THOUGH THAT IS SPECIFICALLY FOR NEW BRUNSWICK, CANADA

8:33 AM

EVERYONE WENT BATSHIT INSANE WITH NOTHING TO DO FOR TWO YEARS

It is 2006???? (edited)

8:34 AM

Is this some weird time travel stuff

OH RIGHT, YOU ARE FROM BRAINY'S UNIVERSE. YOUR IR TIMELINE IS LINEAR, IGNORE ME

Ill figure that out when Im not in school

OR YOU COULD BE SUBJECT TO ME INFO DUMPING AND BE CURSED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT NOT ALL TIMELINES GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE AND INSTEAD ARE SORT OF LIKE A BLACK HOLE, ABSORBING EVERY BIT OF REALITY THEY CAN!

8:37 AM

:3

I may be a nerd but I am not smart enough to understand that man

SOUNDS LIKE A SKILL ISSUE

LMAO true

I COULD ALSO INFO DUMP ABOUT HUMAN ANATOMY AND HOW THAT TRANSLATES INTO MY MACHINERY!

8:41 AM

I WAS A BIOMEDICAL ENGINEER IN LIFE, SO ALL OF MY MECHS ARE ACTUALLY VERY SIMILAR TO THE HUMAN BODY

8:42 AM

I LIKE FIGURING OUT HOW THE MUSCLES WOULD OVERLAP WITH EACH OTHER WITH DIFFERENT FRAMES

I still can't believe there are multiple Technus

DID YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE HAVE BEGUN REFERRING TO US AS A "SHOUTING OF TECHNI"?

The name fits TBH

IT DOES!

8:45 AM

WE ARE ALL VERY LOUD, WHICH I ENJOY

You all type in all caps too

I could type normally if it bothers you?

No it's okay LMAO

OKAY GOOD, I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN BORED OF IT AFTER A BIT ANYWAYS

You're surprisingly chill for Technus

THANK YOU?

No offense man it's just usually my interactions with a version of you are batshit insane supervillain stuff. Plus last night where one of them said he was going to yoga with my mom + said he was catfishing me online

OH YES, CUNTY. HE IS ACTUALLY VERY NICE

PLEASE call him LITERALLY anything else I am begging you

1

[HellAndBack] Heh

WOULD YOU RATHER I CALL HIM MON AMOUR? OR MON COEUR? MAYBE MON CHÉRI?

You can be as gay for him as you want just please don't call him Cunty

OH WOW, YOU ACTUALLY DID NOT COMMENT ON THE FRENCH

8:53 AM

THAT IS. A WELCOME SURPRISE

It is less confusing than everything else about this

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TIMELINES ARE CONFUSING?

Your time bullshit is more confusing than your French.

[HellAndBack] I'd think you'd have a handle on the time bullshit by now.

OK and who are you.

9:00 AM

Oh shit hang on brb physics class time

OKAY SO. MOST INFINITE REALMS' TIMELINES GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE, RIGHT? ONE WAY DRIVING LANE MY TIMELINE, THE INFINITE REALMS IS LIKE A TWO WAY DRIVING LANE. IF SOMEONE DIES, THEY HAVE A CHANCE OF SPAWNING INTO A DIFFERENT "COMMON TIME." WHICH IS WHAT WE IN THE INFINITE REALMS CALL THE TIME IN THE MORTAL REALM (edited)

[HellAndBack] : )

Oh shit hang on brb physics class time

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PHYSICS CHILD!

[Original post] I AM GOING TO COMMIT ARSON (It's a picture from the perspective of someone hogtied on their bed, with a small green blob working on Skulker's suit in the background)

[HellAndBack] Hah. How?

I AM NOT SURE YET BUT AS SOON AS I GET OUT I AM GOING TO THROW SO MANY HOMEMADE BOMBS AT MY SKULKER (edited)

???

MY SKULKER GUTTED ME THE OTHER NIGHT- CONSENSUALLY- AND THEN PUT ME ON BED REST. YESTERDAY I MANAGED TO LEAVE MY LAIR- AND BUSTED MY STITCHES- AND HE DECIDED THAT HOGTYING ME AND DROPPING ME ON MY BED WAS THE BEST WAY TO LET ME HEAL (edited)

9:55 AM

I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF BEING HOG TIED SO HE IS GOING TO GET BOMBED

... yea but if he gutted u, wouldnt tying u like that just stretch your wounds out? probs not good for them

DO YOU NOT THINK I TOLD HIM THAT?

lmao rip have fun w ur wound being all stretched out and wrinkly when it heals

MY SKULKER GUTTED ME THE OTHER NIGHT- CONSENSUALLY- AND THEN PUT ME ON BED REST. YESTERDAY I MANAGED TO LEAVE MY LAIR- AND BUSTE...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Jesus christ WTF

:3

10:01 AM

lmao rip have fun w ur wound being all stretched out and wrinkly when it heals

@LostHisLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) - jump I WILL JUST REMOVE MY ABDOMINAL PLATE AND FIX IT UP ONCE MY WIRES FIX THEMSELVES

I mean better this than him trying to hunt and skin Danny ngl

OH MY SKULKER STILL DOES THAT

10:02 AM

I JUST LIKE GIVING HIM SOME EXTRA ENRICHMENT

Yikes.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN CHILD

@ tucker

@LostHisLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) - jump YOOOO IS THIS AN ALTERNATE DANNY? DUDE THAT'S AWESOME

[original post] In History class rn, and realized ghosts probably know stuff about history since they lived through it. Any of y...

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Vince's only been dead a few months or so but he's way into history. If you need help with something he's probably the guy to go to.

@ tucker what?

[HellAndBack] At least they aren't sharing a body.

@ tucker

@LostHisLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) - jump !!!!!!!!! Hi Danny !!!!!!!!! :DDDDDD !!!!!!!!!!!

[HellAndBack] At least they aren't sharing a body.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump DO WE SHARE A BODY IN YOUR TIMELINE?

@ tucker what?

@LostHisLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) - jump [A picture of human form Danny working on schoolwork. Clearly taken from Tucker's desk.] You're clearly not my Danny since he's working on schoolwork

10:05 AM

[HellAndBack] At least they aren't sharing a body.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Ugh I remember seeing that. I'm still not sure if that's an ew or a yikes.

CHILD WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

DO WE SHARE A BODY IN YOUR TIMELINE?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump [HellAndBack] You did, after I destroyed Skulker's suit, and destabilized Technus enough he needed to exist in an exoskeleton.

.

WHAT.

ALTERNATE FUTURE DANNY???????????

OH MY ANCIENTS HOLY SHIT

[HellAndBack] Hello, Tucker.

IM GOING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN ENGLISH CLASS.

WHAT IN ANARCHY'S NAME DO YOU MEAN YOU DESTABILIZED ME?

[HellAndBack] Relax. I'm on probation.

[HellAndBack] At least they aren't sharing a body.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump !!!!!!! Hi Inferno !!!!!!! :DDDDDD

ACTUALLY. BEFORE I HAVE A MELTDOWN, WHAT DOES "DESTABALIZED" MEAN IN YOUR UNIVERSE? WHAT DOES THAT IMPLY FROM A MEDICAL PERSPECTIVE? (edited)

@ mycelial_madness: uhh hi. who r u? oh time stuff ok. got it [behind his phone, he sits quietly, knowing that inferno is here, and trying not to have his own mental breakdown about it.]

WHAT IN ANARCHY'S NAME DO YOU MEAN YOU DESTABILIZED ME?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump [HellAndBack] It's... better than what I did to a lot of other ghosts.

10:08 AM

!!!!!!! Hi Inferno !!!!!!! :DDDDDD

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump [HellAndBack] Hey, Dani.

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK

[HellAndBack] It's... better than what I did to a lot of other ghosts.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump

️

ACTUALLY. BEFORE I HAVE A MELTDOWN, WHAT DOES "DESTABALIZED" MEAN IN YOUR UNIVERSE? WHAT DOES THAT IMPLY FROM A MEDICAL PERSPECT...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump [HellAndBack] Core damage to the point of requiring external regulation.

OH THANK THE ELDERS OF UNDERGROWTH

@ mycelial_madness: uhh hi. who r u? oh time stuff ok. got it [behind his phone, he sits quietly, knowing that inferno is here,...

@LostHisLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) - jump I'm Dani :D !!! You might not have a me in your universe which is probably a good thing because my existence is an unending hellish nightmare with no chance of escape n stuff. Anywaaaayy !!! I hope you're having a good day

IN MY UNIVERSE DESTABILITAZION MEANS THAT YOU ARE ON THE VERGE OF ENDING, WITH NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING

[HellAndBack] Well, without intervention, it'll do that.

(uploads the entire Sonic the hedgehog movie)

I'M SUFFERING

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump At least we're suffering together n everything.

[HellAndBack] Well, without intervention, it'll do that.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump IN MY UNIVERSE THAT IS JUST CALLED BEING CHIPPED

At least we're suffering together n everything.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Hell yeah little dudette

IN MY UNIVERSE THAT IS JUST CALLED BEING CHIPPED

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump [HellAndBack] Noted.

I'M SUFFERING

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump HELLO SUFFERING I AM TECHNUS

@ mycelial-madness: wait what? y's ur existence an unending hellish nightmare with no chance of escape? n stuff?

@LostHisLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) - jump OOOOOH you reaaallyy don't have a me. Okay so uhhh, long story short cuz Jazz thinks I have PTSD and I don't wanna exacerbate it too much. Vlad wanted to clone you, made me instead, decided i was disposable cuz I was a girl, i was homeless for a while, and then he had someone kidnap me and then he tried to murder me. Also I feel guilty all the time and don't know how to be my own person. Y'know, normal pre-teen stuff :'CCC

Vlad's a fruit loop + a bitch.

10:20 AM

Of course you were made a girl what was he expecting.

Hell yeah little dudette

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump >:D !!!!!!!! YEEEEAAAAAHHHH

"Ah yes let me make what's biologically Danny's identical twin. This will absolutely have XY chromosomes" -Cheesehead probably

10:22 AM

Stupid ass billionaire mf

OOOOOH you reaaallyy don't have a me. Okay so uhhh, long story short cuz Jazz thinks I have PTSD and I don't wanna exacer...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump CHILD. LITTLE ONE. YOUR VLAD IS THE MOST RANCID PIECE OF SHIT OUT THERE. HE IS SO TERRIBLE IN FACT, THAT THE ONLY THING HE WILL EVER BE GOOD FOR IS PLANT FOOD.

[HellAndBack] Hah.

10:23 AM

"Ah yes let me make what's biologically Danny's identical twin. This will absolutely have XY chromosomes" -Cheesehead probably

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump [HellAndBack] I can absolutely say that he had no fucking clue.

AND EVEN THEN HE WOULD MAKE PLANTS ILL

[HellAndBack] I can absolutely say that he had no fucking clue.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Oh right, fair enough man

"Ah yes let me make what's biologically Danny's identical twin. This will absolutely have XY chromosomes" -Cheesehead probably

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Wait is Danny transgender? Huh. I guess I never thought to ask. That's cool!

SHIT. DO NOT TELL HIM I SAID THAT.

wtf im gonna throttle him. im so sorry u had 2 deal w all that @ inferno: ok thats actually p funny

I just assumed Vlad fucked up really bad.

SHIT. DO NOT TELL HIM I SAID THAT.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump IT IS FINE, WE ARE ALL TRANS AND GAY HERE

wtf im gonna throttle him. im so sorry u had 2 deal w all that @ inferno: ok thats actually p funny

@LostHisLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) - jump Thank you Danny even though you're not my Danny I still love you lots cuz you're a great brother :D

Wait is Danny transgender? Huh. I guess I never thought to ask. That's cool!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump [HellAndBack] Mine is. Definite bonus of a ghost body. And new clone body.

IT IS FINE, WE ARE ALL TRANS AND GAY HERE

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Yeah but that still doesn't give me the right to out him without his permission

TRUE. I WILL NOT SAY A WORD TO HIM THEN

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) aww thanks hug do u at least have like, somewhere 2 live now? @ tuck: thanks man /gen

HONESTLY, I KEEP FORGETTING CIS PEOPLE ARE REAL

I'm cis I guess. But trans rights and all

@FRYERTUCK token cis lmao

LMAO yeah. Welcome to the outcast squad, we've got trans kid, aspergers kid, and goth kid.

WHAT THE FUCK IS ASPERGERS?

️

10:31 AM

I WOULD CHECK MY DSM MYSELF BUT. I AM CURRENTLY HOGTIED

Essentially I'm such a geek it's a mental disorder lmao

NO I MEAN SYMPTOMS, HOW DOES IT AFFECT YOU NEUROLOGICALLY

[HellAndBack] Mine is. Definite bonus of a ghost body. And new clone body.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump @Inferno Phantom I love trans people trans people are cool I'm going to throw any and all transphobes into a ditch with Fassad mother 3 and set the ditch on fire @LostHisLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) My universe's version of your parents took me in cuz I had melty problems. They've been super nice to me so far though! They never yell at me even when I mess up and they feed me and give me hugs sometimes :DD !!!

NO I MEAN SYMPTOMS, HOW DOES IT AFFECT YOU NEUROLOGICALLY

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump I don't know really. To myself I feel normal but obviously I'm not

OKAY! HOLD ON A MINUTE THEN I NEED TO PESTER SKULKER

10:37 AM

I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO BEST COMMUNICATE WITH YOU BECAUSE THAT IS IMPORTANT

oh i kno this one it has 2 do w a persons brains ability 2 trim excess conncetions, particualry when this ability develops in infancy, but throughtout the persons life, 2. as a result, it can be harder 4 the person to process sensory info, develop social skills, stuff like that basically their brains r like huge sponges that never learn now to not be that it can also lead 2 like special interests/attention-regualtion issues, and difficulty processing change, stuff like that

Yeah what he said

YOU MEAN. AUTISM?

What's autism? :O

OH WAIT, HOLD ON I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON

10:38 AM

IT IS JUST TIMELINE SHIT

yeah didnt they reclassify aspergers as asd recently or smth?

SEE, IN THE FUTURE THEY ARE MERGED INTO THE SAME DIAGNOSIS AND I ESSENTIALLY JUST. FORGOT THAT ASPERGERS WAS A THING (edited)

Man I'm glad that hasn't happened yet I'd be bullied a LOT more

What's autism? :O

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump [HellAndBack] Different way for the brain to be wired.

What's autism? :O

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump AUTISM IS A NEURODEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITY THAT AFFECTS HOW SOMEONE PERCIEVES AND INTERACTS WITH THE WORLD

10:41 AM

Man I'm glad that hasn't happened yet I'd be bullied a LOT more

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump FOR YOUR SAKE I AM GLAD AS WELL

[HellAndBack] Different way for the brain to be wired.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump That's cool!

Anyways don't feel the need to change how you interact w me I'm still the same Tucker Just was joking about how Danny and I both have reasons we stand out from the crowd

10:42 AM

And then Sam's just goth.

[HellAndBack] ... I'm pretty sure my Sam was autistic, too. Girls just never got diagnosed.

I SEE. WELL I WILL STILL OFFER YOU THE RIGHT TO TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP IF I AM BEING OVERWHELMING

10:44 AM

MELTDOWNS DUE TO OVERSTIMULATION ARE NOT FUN, I WOULD KNOW

I'm fine dude. If your Technus bullshit overstimulated me it would've happened already

UNDERSTOOD

[HellAndBack] ... I'm pretty sure my Sam was autistic, too. Girls just never got diagnosed.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Do you think I'm autistic too??? :O

[HellAndBack] Honestly? Maybe. Pretty damned sure we've got ADHD, regardless.

Cool! :D

Honestly I don't know if Danny has anything. I'm sure his sister has already psychoanalyzed him though. Man I'm glad to be an only child.

Honestly I don't know if Danny has anything. I'm sure his sister has already psychoanalyzed him though. Man I'm glad to be an on...

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Jazz psychoanalyzes me a lot which makes sense because I'm really messed up.

I AM GOING TO NAP, HAVE FUN WITH YOUR BRAIN TALK

Have a good nap

10:55 AM

Jazz psychoanalyzes me a lot which makes sense because I'm really messed up.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Everything you say makes me more concerned for your mental health

Jazz psychoanalyzes me a lot which makes sense because I'm really messed up.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump [HellAndBack] It just means you fit in and belong with the family, kid.

...Still can't believe future evil Danny is just chilling on social media

10:57 AM

No offense dude please don't kill me

[HellAndBack] None taken.

How'd you even get here anyways

11:08 AM

LMAO hold that thought

11:09 AM

[original, new post] LMAO Dash (school bully btw) just tried to give a kid a wedgie and tripped over his own feet. I'm gonna lose my shit laughing I wish I'd recorded that.

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hell yeah go get em tiger (i am at work rn dont tell anyone shhhh

)

Go get em? Dude he tripped over his OWN feet I didnt do anything

11:12 AM

Wasn't Danny either, he's chilling with me

11:12 AM

NGL feel like I'm the third wheel to him and Sam sometimes but that's irrelevant rn

i have a feeling, dont worry about it... and uh, you aint exactly my tucker so it would feel weird to pep talk you but...dms open i guess? or not, it is what it is

Ok But also you saying that makes me way more curious

the thing with timelines is that i have no idea if you guys would have crossed paths yet- i mean he is at your school 24/7 so, maybe?

Dash got tripped up? Wasn't me.

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the thing with timelines is that i have no idea if you guys would have crossed paths yet- i mean he is at your school 24/7 so, m...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump If you're saying what I think you're saying, pretty sure Danny broke that mirror

11:16 AM

"Pretty sure" as if I wasnt right there with him LOL

yes but consider: mirrors can be fixed

11:17 AM

Dash got tripped up? Wasn't me.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump also hey aether long time no chat

Hey, uh, are you talking about the mirror in locker 724? I replaced that.

11:18 AM

I gave it a bit of a spruce up, was old 'n' rusty, kinda gross.

I know right? Man that whole thing is fucked up.

How'd you even get here anyways

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump [HellAndBack] I tried to eat Clockwork.

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still cannot get over how a child was killed there and its barely a footnote-

Well yeah, but it's fixed now.

still cannot get over how a child was killed there and its barely a footnote-

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I KNOW RIGHT??? Danny didn't even know about it until I told him.

11:21 AM

[HellAndBack] I tried to eat Clockwork.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump ...Not gonna even try and figure that one out.

11:22 AM

ANYWAYS what the fuck was up with locker 724. No wonder Sidney Poindexter came back as a ghost, if that shit had happened to me I'd be pissed enough to come back too

His lair's... strange. Not like other lairs I've seen.

you've been there? actually you may have mentioned that before

I only know what Danny said about it, it's fucked up man. Honestly if it wasn't for the whole "possessing Danny and doing a weird creepy bodyswap thing" I'd be cool with the guy. He was weirdly nice to me for a guy from the 50s so yknow

[HellAndBack] He has guts, I'll say that about him...

Well yeah, I had to go find the guy after he stormed out, but I don't think I should talk about it. I think he likes his privacy. Would have loved to have seen the possession thing tho.

completely fair. Possession, or "overshadowing" as we call it here is weird.

It was fucked up

Still, would have been hilarious to see.

I kinda knew something was off but I didn't wanna say anything because I didn't even know Danny could be possessed

11:30 AM

For. Reasons I will not state

I mean....

Maybe the next time I see him I'll give it a go, should be fun. :p

dude?? youre such a freak lmao

I am literally sitting w Danny rn

11:33 AM

I can just tell him "hey some weirdo ghost from the internet wants to possess you"

You are? Sweet, now I know where he is.

"Watch out"

christ, well whatever you wanna do I guess...have fun? be...safe?

11:34 AM

I feel like i shouldnt be encouraging this but what else am i gonna do about it

Tell 9 Lives 2 Many not to do it???

Ah, glad you know your place Crim. See Tuck, I'm not so good at listening

I don't know what your beef is with Danny but stop it

bitch??? im not kicking your ass bc im at my 9 to 5

Danny is fucking awesome and Sam and I are not afraid to help him kick your ass if you mess with him. Not that he'll need the help.

Ooh is that a challenge?

Jesus christ dude you're like a knock-off Skulker

LMAO burned

What? Hey! I'm not some overblown toaster ghost!

It's either that or I compare you to the Box Ghost

...

damn this foley got guts

Which one would you rather be compared to

He does, not bad, I'll see 'em at school anyway.

[HellAndBack] Hah.

Why're you laughing hothead?

ah damn, speaking of box ghost...i think hes messing around with the boxes in our storage room again. brb

[HellAndBack] I find my amusement where I can get it.

Same here. Kinda hard tho lately.

Really hoping you're not also a murder-Danny (No offense, Murder-Danny)

[HellAndBack] None taken.

What's a murder-Danny?

[HellAndBack] I am half Phantom.

He's Danny's future self from an alternate timeline where the Nasty Burger exploded and killed me and a fuckton of other people. Still processing that NGL

Ah, that. Yeah Dani mentioned that, killing your friends and family hits pretty hard huh?

[HellAndBack] I am half Phantom.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Half???

[HellAndBack] And half Plasmius. A half ghost isn't stable on its own. Phantom ripped out Plasmius, and subsumed him. Not that the merger was particularly stable, either...

Jesus christ

12:07 PM

No offense dude but that's fucked up

[HellAndBack] No shit.

Everything you say makes me more concerned for your mental health

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Yeah that's fair honestly.

12:09 PM

[HellAndBack] It just means you fit in and belong with the family, kid.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Awwwwwwe !!! That's sweet for you to say Inferno :DD

[original post] [image description: A short blue chubby ghost, presumably between 25-30 years old, caught up in an anti-ghost net. He is on the floor of what appears to be an office space with smooth dull purple carpet and blue-ish gray walls. He is surrounded by boxes, half of which are crushed or dented with its contents spilling out (mainly paper). There are a few humans crowded around him all wearing the same uniform of purple work pants and teal button up shirts.] lol got em

That the Box Ghost?

Um, you'll put him back in the Ghost Zone right?

oh yeah, he likes to be kinda a pest sometimes. Mostly harmless. And yeah, we have our own ghost portal here- the ghost hunting branch is already escorting him there. We do have to drop everything though until any ghosts is taken care of...not that I was doing much anyway.

1:15 PM

okay yeah he's gone now. It is very funny watching the ghost hunters beat him up though. He doesn't put up much of a fight...

...Funny? Why would that be funny?

well I mean....it's the box ghost. He's kinda pathetic

Seems a bit more pathetic to beat up someone who can't fight for themself though.

1:24 PM

Not even I'd go that far.

eh maybe you have a point. I mean if he didn't wanna get beat up he should stop messing with our boxes. Somebody has to clean them up and I don't see him doing it

See if the workers are paid a living wage and insured

1:32 PM

And give the BG a living wage and a job

1:33 PM

he probably haunts places that don't have workers unions and rights

FINALLY DONE WITH ALGEBRA CLASS FOR THE DAY YIPPEE

oh sick dude, algebra sucks

Oh man you guys had the Box Ghost today?

yeaaaaah he's sorta a common occurrence here. I rather it be him than any ghost that could actually harm someone though (edited)

True, he's kinda lame

Says you nerds, he's kinda neat

He's Danny's future self from an alternate timeline where the Nasty Burger exploded and killed me and a fuckton of other people....

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump SORRY SCROLLING BACK THROUGH CHAT WHAT THE FUCK

[HellAndBack] Yup.

What?

GOING TO LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR NOW

LMAO RIP Technus. But that was my mood when I first learned about it

1:46 PM

Except I couldn't lie down on the floor bc I had to help Danny but yknow

[HellAndBack]

Wait would it be RIPA? Rest In Peace Again? Since Technus is a ghost

What were you helping Danny with now?

No not now, back when I first learned about the Murder Future

[HellAndBack] Me. I didn't exactly react well to the idea that my future wasn't the only one that could be. That me losing everyone wasn't Fate and immovable. So I tried to make it so.

KINDA RUDE NGL

I don't appreciate being almost killed because you're fucked in the head.

[HellAndBack] I had spent the past decade laying waste to all of human civilization. I didn't exactly care about manners.

LMAO TUCKER LETS NOT UPSET THE MASS GENOCIDAL DANNY PLS TY LOL

[HellAndBack] Heh. I'm not interested in a repeat. Can't really undo everything else, either. I try again... and it's likely the whole reality crumbles. As messed up as everything's been, I want to keep existing.

LMAO TUCKER LETS NOT UPSET THE MASS GENOCIDAL DANNY PLS TY LOL

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oops sorry

REALITY CRUMBLING ISNT ON MY 2006 BINGO CARD

THANK YOU FOR NOT DOING THAT.

...I mean I guess I should thank you for that, maybe?

[HellAndBack] Oh?

Yeah, all it took was for reality to break for me to come back, so thanks dude.

[HellAndBack] Well, glad I've done some good I guess.

THINK IM HAVING A STROKE

...Do you need a new battery?

I AM EATING A PACK OF TRIPLE A'S AS WE SPEAK

What do they taste like?

BATTERIES

Sweet, salty, umani, spicy?

batteries

BATTERIES YES.

BATTERIES

BATTERIES WHOOOO

...Can I eat one?

I THINK EATING ELECTRICITY IS A TECHNUS THING

TRY IT BOYO REPORT ON WHAT IT TASTES LIKE

2:43 PM

HERES A HINT: BATTERIES

I mean I can't eat it, I can absorb it though. I'll give it a shot.

BOOO COWARD. CHEW IT.

i dont "eat" them in the literal sense but...they sure do taste. certain battery brands just hit different

YEAH UH ARE YOU DOING OK

talkin to other tech? hes probably fine

NO. TALKING TO YOU

2:46 PM

WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH IT WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO ZAP YOU.

Update: Spicy

...is that not a normal thing to ask?

2:46 PM

Update: Spicy

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump ...hm

YOU WERE CLEARLY IN PAIN WHEN I DID IT

it wasnt that bad

OY VEY

does it not hurt when you guys do it?

PERSONALLY IT ACTUALLY FEELS GOOD

I AM IMMUNE TO ELECTRICITY. SORT OF JUST FEELS TINGLY.

...I see.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE IN PAIN!!!!!

2:53 PM

GODDAMMIT CRIMBLE

TO BE FAIR HAVING MY BRAIN FRIED WITH A BILLION SQUILLION GAZILLION VOLTS PROBABLY TOOK THE EDGE OFF A LITTLE ZAP HERE AND THERE.

TO BE FAIR HAVING MY BRAIN FRIED WITH A BILLION SQUILLION GAZILLION VOLTS PROBABLY TOOK THE EDGE OFF A LITTLE ZAP HERE AND THERE...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump SAME TBH

...anyway I have to work for about 2 more hours ttyl

SIIIIGGGHHHH

HAVING THE ENTIRE POWER GRID OF NEW YORK CITY FUNNELLED DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN DEFINITELY CHANGED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ELECTRICITY

LMAO YEAH I MEAN ALSO WE ARE FULL ASS GHOSTS AND VERY POWERFUL ONES

YEAH WE ARE ALL SO COOL AND EPIC ACTUALLY

Even online you guys don't stop screaming... How can I hear you yell through the text?

THE POWER OF THE MIND BABEY

THATS WHAT CAPS LOCK WAS MADE FOR BABY!!!!!!

You guys really are wild

THE POWER OF TECHNOLOGY BABY

I AM GOING TO PERMANTLY MAKE ALL YOUR ELECTRONICS TYPE IN ALL CAPS SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT

[Original post] (There's no caption, just a picture of a decently large raccoon napping on a big ass fucking bed with a sticky-note reading "Dumbass" on its forehead. Through clues based on Raccoon's previous messages, it can be assumed that it's his Skulker who took, and posted the picture)

[Original Post] Look at this cool sample of hericium americanum I found!! I can't wait to cook a little bit up so I can eat it :DDDDDD

that does look weirdly appetizing.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Do you want me to bring you a little?? We can be mushroom buddies :D

oh yeah that would be great. I'm getting off the clock soon

"I'll stop by your place later then. Hope work was okay!"

eh it was alright. what's a good dish to make with these mushrooms? might stop by the store and grab extra ingredients.

Do you like rice? Maybe you can have em with rice and some veggies.

rice would be good. I can probably meal prep for a week at least.

Yeah rice is great! I like how there's so many of em.

I'm a basic bitch who likes plain white rice...it is my canvas.

You are so powerful and good at rice. The rice gods quiver before you.

im going to be an adult and cook for myself. which I do every single night consistently. Always.

I believe in yooooou !!!!!!!!!!!!

alright clocking out rn. I'm gonna stop by the store on my way home and making a big ass amount of rice

OMW WITH MUSHROOOOOOOMSS FOR MY FRIEND!!!! (edited)

fuck yeaaaah, oh shit remind me. i wanna give you a spare key so you dont have to climb through the fire exit every time

I don't mind climbing through the fire exit! I'm strong and tough and like climbing things! It's enriching.

if you say so pal

See ya soon! :D

see yaaaaaa

[original post] this rice dish dani and i made goes very hard, ill be eating good for a while

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :DDDDD !!!!! I did a good job! :D

YOU DID!

8:01 PM

god if i ever somehow have kids one day......you're teaching them how to cook.

8:02 PM

hey little billy go to aunt dani

If I live long enough, I'm also going to be an aunt/uncle. Damn, what's a gender neutral name

Auncle? Unt?

Auncle Red

AHAH UNT AHAH I HAVE BEEN CALLED THAT BY CHILDREN

hey little billy go to aunt dani

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'D BE THE BEST AUNT DANI !!!!!

[original post] [two video streams of Poise pole dancing, some with single, double, and triple Poises] Best night performing, 10/10

SLAY POISE SLAY

️‍

the bar is wild as always. kitty sent a walker to superhell. it was cool.

LOL WAS IT THE ASSHOLE ONE

the dickhole himself

I'm going to rep her for free next time she gets arrested

(short headline alluding to the current rps situations occurring rn for people to read by going to the Memento Courier’s site)

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[HellAndBack] Huh. Good for them.

LOL WAS IT THE ASSHOLE ONE

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I splashed absinthe on him! Accidentally !

(short headline alluding to the current rps situations occurring rn for people to read by going to the Memento Courier’s site)

@Memento-Courier✅ (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump Ancients, I hope it's not my Walker that's getting jumped

i hope it is, fucj that skeleton

Don't get me wrong, I despise my Walker and want to see him hurt! It's just that The Warden is just. A very persistent fighter who is dangerous to challenge

Sounds familiar tbh

ARE YOU FUCKERS FIGHTING ANOTHER WALKER?? WITHOUT MOI. OFFENDED.

Another Walker enforcing the rules in an unfair manner. A disgrace.

11:58 AM

You should have called the proper authorities to handle him.

[HellAndBack] But the "proper authorities" haven't handled him yet, have they? You can't tell me the other Walkers had no idea what the Warden's been pulling. In the absence of actioned justice, the mob will rule.

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MURDER DANIEL IS CORRECT WARDEN

PULL YOUR FINGER OUT AND SORT... YOURSELF OUT.

There is difficulty in tracking down someone from a different universe.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GOOGLE MAPS-

We at MC don’t enforce encourage violence on the zone’s authorities.

12:05 PM

We do however find it very entertaining. (edited)

LMAO

You should have called the proper authorities to handle him.

@@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump The "proper authorities" kidnapped and fucked up my girlie!! Like hell would we trust you gaggle of chucklefucks to handle our people correctly! (edited)

1

lol everyone knows cops close ranks for each other

Mhm

lol everyone knows cops close ranks for each other

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump That would be against the rules.

... Oh, bless your heart....

1

[HellAndBack] Ahahahahaha

That would be against the rules.

@@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump So called free thinkers when

this is so fucking funny. give them hell, kids

[SapphicSpectre] “Who even runs the GZPD account lol”

Some poor intern probably

My bet is Bullet.

that poor bastard

[original post] A video of Meow Meow Bullet getting chased like a cat in a comedy act.

2

LMAO

Man, is that why people call him Bullet?

theres like 5 reasons all different lol. fucking loser amirite

[original post] hey guys whos meemaw is in the ghost cafe right now

i cannot believe you dont know abt fucking TEACHER

should I????

shes from our universes so. mb?

i have never seen this woman in my entire life. I died like 6 months ago. im basically a baby. goo goo ga ga as the kids say

ur gonna b sayin that a lot more around her lol

??? okay with your fucking riddles??

[original post] hey guys whos meemaw is in the ghost cafe right now

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump OOOO I love nice old ladies !! Tell her I said hi and also ask her if she likes baking cuz I wanna learn some new recipies :D

will do...

i cannot believe you dont know abt fucking TEACHER

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Who's Teacher?? :OOO

ok ig i should be more specific....hardy tells me im too vague lmao. shes a ghost who turns people into teeny tiny babys. its a real fucking issue.

jesus it took you that long to get to the fucking point? i am sitting directly next to her. this would have been nice info to know before i made that choice

i like annoying you.

im filling your boyfriend's shoes with tuna fish, fucker

ok ig i should be more specific....hardy tells me im too vague lmao. shes a ghost who turns people into teeny tiny babys. its a ...

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump That sounds really weird and a little scary???? Should I try to avoid her. I didn't exist until 3 months ago would she make me disappear?

That sounds really weird and a little scary???? Should I try to avoid her. I didn't exist until 3 months ago would she make me ...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump idk actually....shes gotten hardy a few times hold on lol

9:42 PM

[posting pictures]

[HellAndBack] What's the time frame?

[posting pictures]

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[HellAndBack] What's the time frame?

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump wat like when she brings u back 2. like. kindergarten. its weird.

wat like when she brings u back 2. like. kindergarten. its weird.

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] How long's it last?

[HellAndBack] How long's it last?

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump ohhh 24 hours unless u get out of her lair early

[HellAndBack] Noted. Will avoid.

Crimson would you ask her if her powers'd make me disappear I need to know how scared I should be.

https://youtu.be/azVsSRhEpyA?si=DjqurkeYPksOGEU_

JustAddWater

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT?!"

[picture taken when Bullet got baby blasted]

judy and i are no longer on speaking terms

LOL

[picture taken when Bullet got baby blasted]

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE TOOO !!!!!

OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE TOOO !!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump aauuugghhh I DIDNT EVEN SEE THESEEEEEE this was about smth different. double blocked, judy

[picture taken when Bullet got baby blasted]

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Awwwwh!!

Little papouce!!

10:02 PM

Now where'd all that cuteness go?

i am extremely cute! i still got dimples

Now where'd all that cuteness go?

@@Firey_Christmas_Tree ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Fish are cute. Bullet can still be cute if he wants.

i am extremely cute! i still got dimples

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Damn,, my Bullet doesn't got no dimples!

10:04 PM

Fish are cute. Bullet can still be cute if he wants.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I'm sure he can if he wants to!

Damn,, my Bullet doesn't got no dimples!

@@Firey_Christmas_Tree ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump lotsa bullets seem to be way less cute than me. its a tragedy really

[original post] I fucking hate this cafe 0/5 stars. my day is ruined

the fuck happened bullet isnt responding to my tormenting

[nice selfie of him with a thumbs up in front of a hospital bed with a horribly gored bullet lying prone in it. Gunther is there.] THINGS ARE GOING GREAT

WHAT THE FUCK?

10:06 PM

I am so not EVER going back to that café, mon dieu

[original post] I fucking hate this cafe 0/5 stars. my day is ruined

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Oh no what happened ?? D:

i am covered in somebody else's blood...all over my WHITE PANTS.

lotsa bullets seem to be way less cute than me. its a tragedy really

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'd love ta meet you then! See your cute little face <3

i am covered in somebody else's blood...all over my WHITE PANTS.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump again????

I'd love ta meet you then! See your cute little face <3

@@Firey_Christmas_Tree ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump i am being coerced and its working.

again????

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump no usually its my own

i am being coerced and its working.

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Awesome! Hope you don't mind fire! ;)

i am covered in somebody else's blood...all over my WHITE PANTS.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WHAT ????? D':

skulker gutted someone in ghost starbucks (edited)

HUH??? WHICH SKULKER AND WHO ALSO

Bullet lmao look [photo of him flipping him off, getting stitched up.. by gunther]

HUH??? WHICH SKULKER AND WHO ALSO

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump not ours if that helps

10:12 PM

also tell gunther i said hi i miss him <3

skulker gutted someone in ghost starbucks

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!!

[HellAndBack] Surprised it took him this long.

not ours if that helps

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump GOOD I FUCKING GUESS LOL????

i have to do all this goddamned paperwork now someone should gut ME

DONT FUCKING SAY THAT IN FRONT OF MURDER SKULKER

I can't gut anyone, but I can sure roast ya real nice!

also tell gunther i said hi i miss him <3

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump GUNTHER SAYS HI LOL

god i kinda wish i was there lo

you can be if you pick me up....(please)

my poor little guy...ill come by

thanks...you want me to order you something while im here?

do they got those fancy pink drinks

]: ) [selfie with bullet... hes got a lollipop]

3

I think they got something about a cherry blossom tea, does that sound up your alley?

sounds perfect :3 what is happeneing what should i walk into

a different bullet is being electrocuted and skulker is a blob.

...hm

[original post] Me n the bestie [pic of her and crimson. crimson looks Haunted]

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[original post] Me n the bestie [pic of her and crimson. crimson looks Haunted]

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump "Please give Crimson a hug for me :'CCCC"

[SapphicSpectre] “this is why I stopped going to that fucking cafe, I swear it’s cursed.”

[original post] Me n the bestie [pic of her and crimson. crimson looks Haunted]

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump can we go now please

can we go now please

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ofc <3

[original post] Ugh, I think I'm coming down with a cold -_-

No clue who you are, but that sounds real crummy!

11:10 PM

You want me to make you some fricot?

[original post] what a day

[original post] SOMEONE TELL WALKER THAT VIGILANTE JUSTICE HAS ALREADY BEEN ADMINISTERED ON SKULKER SO HE DOESNT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING LOL

huh

NOT YOUR WALKER THE ONE FROM MY UNIVERSE.

oh that makes way more sense. wait is this about skulker getting jarred

IT'S ABOUT HIM GETTING DECAPITATED

11:36 PM

DONT WORRY HE'LL BE FINE LMAO

11:36 PM

IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US

[HellAndBack] Which Walker is yours?

decapitated...

I got tossed through the window by TECH SUPPORT, not recommended.

other universes are traumatizing actually

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Totally

you had it coming you little twat x no hard feelings

[original post] ok chat vote on what awful chemicals I should dump on my clothes until the stain of misery goes away

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump bleach

[original post] ok chat vote on what awful chemicals I should dump on my clothes until the stain of misery goes away

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump What kinda stain is it???

other universes are traumatizing actually

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] I could have told any of you that.

11:52 PM

[original post] ok chat vote on what awful chemicals I should dump on my clothes until the stain of misery goes away

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [HellAndBack] Turn them intangible?

...why the fuck didn't I think of that? im an idiot

you had it coming you little twat x no hard feelings

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump go eat expired batteries

go eat expired batteries

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump maybe i will

...THE FUCK DID I MISS?

11:55 PM

SCROLLING. SCROLLING. THE FUCK.

WE KILLED SKULKER LOL

good

AMAZING.

[SapphicSpectre] “Rip Bozo”

[original post] I'm never doing this outside of the universe again.

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XD

[original post] I'm never doing this outside of the universe again.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Huh ???

Don't worry about it, dear.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I kinda wanna know what's going on? Just outta curiosity y'know.

...Well, I had it in my mind that so many adults around here could use a break...But there's so many children, bless them....

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ??????????????? I'm just more confused ngl

[posting pictures..........]

Hey if you need babysitting help, there's a new video game coming out soon I need money for, and I do have babysitting experience

[posting pictures..........]

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SKULKER???

Next to Hardison, yes.

LOL OMFHHHHHHHHH is that the bonkers one or the slightly less bonkers one ? (edited)

The one who gutted BUllet, yes.

[posting pictures..........]

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK ANNE???

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK ANNE???

@@Firey_Christmas_Tree ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump You can join if you like! She's quite relaxed.

2:12 PM

[picture of babby bullet with a stupid hat in time out]

The one who gutted BUllet, yes.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Wait he did w h a t ?!?!??!?!

You can join if you like! She's quite relaxed.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Oh I can't, I'm way too busy here at the Bistro,, just. Don't hurt her

Oh I can't, I'm way too busy here at the Bistro,, just. Don't hurt her

@@Firey_Christmas_Tree ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump I would never hurt a child!

If you got the money, Foley Babysitting Services is open for business ✨

Wait he did w h a t ?!?!??!?!

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Yes it was quite rude.

2:13 PM

If you got the money, Foley Babysitting Services is open for business ✨

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump How would you handle three Techni, three Walkers, and two cats?

How would you handle three Techni, three Walkers, and two cats?

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump The what

Yes it was quite rude.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump WTF ????

[more pictures...the calm techni reading, raccoon being adorable]

I would never hurt a child!

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Good, I'll come pick her up later then

[even MORE.....that's THREE Walkers all sharing the same space without trying to kill each toher]

....500 dollars and I'll do it.

[HellAndBack] The fuck.

I agree with @HellAndBack, what the fuck?

....500 dollars and I'll do it.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Hmm. Does Amity have a pawn shop?

Yes, it does, here: [GPS coordinates]

Perfect! I don't have much cash, but I can certainly give you things that will pay out quite well.

2:19 PM

[HellAndBack] The fuck.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Baby time.

....500 dollars and I'll do it.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump You're braver than me lol. Good luck.

You're braver than me lol. Good luck.

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Hey, money is money, and I'm flat broke.

2:20 PM

...I don't know how to get to that place, though

Hey, money is money, and I'm flat broke.

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Lmk how it goes. I'll give you an extra $20 if you make it more than an hour.

Perfect! I don't have much cash, but I can certainly give you things that will pay out quite well.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Give me the directions and I'll be on my way!

Give me the directions and I'll be on my way!

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump [sent: GZPS directions] Keep in mind that many of the children here are timid.

Tucker has arrived. Thank goodness.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Good luck dude.

This is lots easier than I expected.

I certainly hope you didn't just jinx us'

If my Technus is with you, it will definitely get harder, I don't doubt he was a biter as a kid

Which Technus is yours...

The raccoon looking one

He's been good so far, surprisingly

NVM a kid just ate a crayon

Was it my Technus?

The crayons are nontoxic, not the worst thing he could be chewing on

NVM a kid just ate a crayon

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump that was fast

[more pictures...lil greek babies and tucker in a SEA of cute toddlers]

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump "Awwwwe looks like Tucker's having fun. I might actually have to give him that $20".

He's doing very well.

[more pictures...lil greek babies and tucker in a SEA of cute toddlers]

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] Is that a living, human child?

[HellAndBack] Is that a living, human child?

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I doubt she's fully human if she's here.

[Mecha skulker.....]

[original post] [picture of the stuff he got from Teacher] WTF I can't sell any of this at the pawn shop they'll think I'm a thief or money launderer or something

Have you tried a ghost pawn shop? Certain ghosts exchange human money for objects of value

[babies snack time!!! look at how cute they all are]

sorry r u telling me judy and hardy got babied AGAIN lol????

Whats this about babies- OMG

TEACHERS BACK....

Thank god it's nap time.

[HellAndBack] ...wonder how that'd work for me.

Well, if the person does not have a true child form, then they tend to go to an...approximation. Such as miss Dani.

[HellAndBack] Noted. I'd rather not.

Noted! Although I'm sure you'd be darling. And I've been told it's "relaxing"

[nap time pictures...the walkers snuggling....the OTHER walkers snuggling..... blobby and nicky and everyone]

IS THAT MY WALKER????

Almost certainly.

10:11 PM

I think all the Walkers are here.

Why does he look kinda cute

Little chubby cheeks and him befriending Hardison, I believe.

I hate his racist ass, but he looks like a little papouce right there

Well...as a child he seems to have been almost painfully sweet. Makes you wonder...

Two of the children escaped so...I certainly hope they won't be too cross.

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Ma'am, I am concerned should i put out a missing person notification?

[original post just on time] Man I can't believe I'm using this account, I'm shit at professionalism, Walker's gonna kill me for how he sees me type when he gets back... anways Warden James Walker is missing, call us if you see him or have any information on what may have happened to him, my current working theory is that Skulker got him but who knows tbh....

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[original post just on time] Man I can't believe I'm using this account, I'm shit at professionalism, Walker's gonna kill me for...

@@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump He probably got baby beamed like my Walker did

[original post just on time] Man I can't believe I'm using this account, I'm shit at professionalism, Walker's gonna kill me for...

@@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump He's probably baby.

What

[nap time pictures...the walkers snuggling....the OTHER walkers snuggling..... blobby and nicky and everyone]

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump He got baby beamed [Sending a link to this post in the GZPD thread]

What

@@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump [ Link to https://discord.com/channels/1223322409621389406/1226973517241782416/1231426264603164823 ] He's fucking baby.

Damn ok

Tempted to join the babies

11:32 PM

But I have work to do

Tempted to join the babies

@@Firey_Christmas_Tree ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Why would you want to be babified ???

Yes....He's been "baby beamed".

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11:32 PM

He'll be back tomorrow.

Why would you want to be babified ???

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Think about it! I could just turn off my brain! No stressors! Just baby!

Think about it! I could just turn off my brain! No stressors! Just baby!

@@Firey_Christmas_Tree ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Being a baby's pretty fuckin' stressful. Just look at my little brother.

Return him as quick as you can thx . we are Suffeirng over here. I should not be trusted to run this prison.

5

4

2

He threw a tantrum earlier, it was quite impressive.

Being a baby's pretty fuckin' stressful. Just look at my little brother.

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Okay, but have you considered your brother might need a therapist? Being a baby shouldn't be stressful

Okay, but have you considered your brother might need a therapist? Being a baby shouldn't be stressful

@@Firey_Christmas_Tree ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump I mean he's also dead. But also fuckin' think about it. Babies are so small and everything's new and loud and stressful. I'd be freaked out of my gourd if I was a baby.

I mean he's also dead. But also fuckin' think about it. Babies are so small and everything's new and loud and stressful. I'd ...

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump That's why it's usually around kindergarten age for my work

I mean he's also dead. But also fuckin' think about it. Babies are so small and everything's new and loud and stressful. I'd ...

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Dead people deserve therapy too! Dying's pretty traumatizing! And I think if you learn how to regulate yourself, being a baby can actually be pretty calm!

[HellAndBack] I would not want go back to Kindergarten. As either half.

He threw a tantrum earlier, it was quite impressive.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Let me know if he cuts any heads off lol

That's why it's usually around kindergarten age for my work

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Kinda makes sense

Let me know if he cuts any heads off lol

@@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump He DID bonk Skulker earlier...That makes sense.

lol dude i know what you mean.....if i didnt have a list of rules to follow while the big man is a lil guy id be up shit creek

Is it the Skulker from our unvierse? If so deliver him to the prison too when youre done, he's wanted for mass destruction of forms, death penalty x 1000 by Walker's rules

Is it the Skulker from our unvierse? If so deliver him to the prison too when youre done, he's wanted for mass destruction of fo...

@@GZPD_Official (@capnport) - jump [posts a picture of tiny baby blob]

[posts a picture of tiny baby blob]

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I hate how cute that lunatic is

He's astonishingly darling, it's true...

He's also wanted for what's basically mass ghost murder

Mm, yes, so I've heard. He covered me in gore last night at the cafe, nasty affair.

Is this why the bars so empty tonight??? Wish i could join you, pinch some chubby cheeks!!!! xo

[@ ing Shania] Do you know where I can send your Walker for the magic to wear off?

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump !!! OMG [sending her her address]

!!! OMG [sending her her address]

@Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Are you sure? He's rather..... Aggressive

Are you sure? He's rather..... Aggressive

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump When isn't he. Trust me sugar it'll be a nice change, besides I've GOT to get some pictures for the noticeboard. Hes going to be FUMING xox

When isn't he. Trust me sugar it'll be a nice change, besides I've GOT to get some pictures for the noticeboard. Hes going to b...

@Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Duly noted.

11:31 AM

I'll likely start sending the children home soon... They are a handful and starting to... Miss family.

You poor thing. Come over for a drink anytime lovely xox

If this is your Bullet may I send him along as well? He Bites.

Send them all my way hon I'm sure they all bite!!

God Donut Teacher!!!!

[Original Post] I just woke up with a awwwffffullll headache and all these weird drawings in my pockets ?????

yeah lol you were BABIED

where the hlel am i...? wohs house is tihs....

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Mine.

[Many photos of all the babies that got dropped off in her place. then MANY photos of Vlad with his head in his hands and Lucy cackling like a green witch. Everyones losing their shit] Thanks for the laughs Teacher xoxo

Mine.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ................great.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Delete those pictures immediately Shania I will not ask again.

WHAT THE HELL- THAT WAS WILD LMAO

My girlie would like you to know @Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) that she had a fun time drawing

Delete those pictures immediately Shania I will not ask again.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [HellAndBack] Hah

DID I GET TURNED INTO A BABY???

:) Everyone but Richard was extremely cute and sweet.

FUCK OFF TEACHER AUUUGHHHH

picures of what? did we have a crazy party or somthing? you better not have gotten any of me, you'll suffer

I VAGUELY REMEMBER READING THE MARVELOUS LAND OF OZ TO A VERY DEPRESSED WALKER.

Yeah! It was mine!

picures of what? did we have a crazy party or somthing? you better not have gotten any of me, you'll suffer

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [pictures of baby crimson petting aether]

[Photos of her dad as a child, sitting awkwardly. In the bg Baby RIchard is attempting to fight Shania and she looks SO PLEASED-]

picures of what? did we have a crazy party or somthing? you better not have gotten any of me, you'll suffer

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'll uhhh....I'll show you later. They're all like, crayon drawings and some of them....

[pictures of baby crimson petting aether]

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .......hello id like to be executed via firing squad please

[Photos of her dad as a child, sitting awkwardly. In the bg Baby RIchard is attempting to fight Shania and she looks SO PLEASED-...

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [HellAndBack] Aaaand saving that.

I AM LESS UPSET ABOUT THE TURNING BACK INTO A BABY PART AND MORE UPSET ABOUT THE FACT THAT I DID NOT GET TO THE PART IN THE BOOK WHERE THE SCARECROW AND NICK CHOPPER ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER NGL.

[HellAndBack] Aaaand saving that.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump DO NOT!!

DO NOT!!

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [HellAndBack] Too Late~

yeah lol you were BABIED

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Huh????

I am having conniptions.

Nobody is allowed to speak to me ever again. Ever. It's over.

I DID NOT FORM AS A GHOST BABY FOR A REASON!!!!!!!!!

LIKE AS A KID BACK THEN I WAS LIKE "WOW I WISH I HAD A BEST FRIEND I WAS AS CLOSE TO AS NICK AND THE SCARECROW" AND THEN IT TURNED OUT I WAS GAY.

FUCK LOL. FML.

Take him back (Under the caption is a picture of a tot Raccoon mauling Skulker's hand. The post is clearly made by his Skulker) (edited)

BULLET THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR SPILLING YOUR GUTS ON THAT OLD LADY!!!!!! THIS WAS HER REVENGE!!!

Stop fucking blaming ME FOR GETTING STABBED????

BOOOO BULLET, TOMATOE TOMATOE TOMAOTE

GODDAMMIT BULLET

I DID NOT FORM AS A GHOST BABY FOR A REASON!!!!!!!!!

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YOU WERE A VERY SWEET BABY I CANNOT BELIEVE I SAW MULTIPLE PEOPLE NAMED NICOLAI WHO LOOKED LIKE ME AND WAS LIKE "AH THIS IS NORMAL"

You should of seen the state of him when he came around.

ALSO I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TOLD SOMEONE MY HUMAN LAST NAME SO JUST. FORGET YOU EVER HEARD THAT OK. I DON'T GO BY THAT ANYMORE.

PISS OFF MASTERS? ILL KILL YOU?

ALSO I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TOLD SOMEONE MY HUMAN LAST NAME SO JUST. FORGET YOU EVER HEARD THAT OK. I DON'T GO BY THAT ANYMORE.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump DONT WORRY I ONLY REMEMBER THE UHHH FIVE OR SIX BOOKS I READ .

Take him back (Under the caption is a picture of a tot Raccoon mauling Skulker's hand. The post is clearly made by his Skulker)

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump [This post has been deleted]

ALSO I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TOLD SOMEONE MY HUMAN LAST NAME SO JUST. FORGET YOU EVER HEARD THAT OK. I DON'T GO BY THAT ANYMORE.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I do not remember shit if i am honest

I just remember being small and socially inept and feeling a strong sense of wanting to protect the bird and the blobby fucker

IF ANY OF YOU SAW ME AS AN INFANT, NO YOU DID NOT (Ah, so he's no longer baby) (edited)

hardy is dying [picture of hardison head in his hands with bullet laughing at him]

Poor bones getting vored.

@Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump WHAT

Here are a couple of the drawings I had? I'm not gonna post all of them though cuz some of them aren't uhh...not good to post I think.

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHANIA

Here are a couple of the drawings I had? I'm not gonna post all of them though cuz some of them aren't uhh...not good to post ...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Very talented. Great job.

I LOVE THOSE

!!!!!!!!!2

I AM ALSO THINKING ABOUT THAT BLOB SKULKER. HOLY SHIT.

?!?!?!?!?!?!?! T h a n k y o u ???? I guess ???

12:21 PM

I LOVE THOSE

!!!!!!!!!2

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Thank you Lucy :D

[photo of her smiling. Fully grown Walker in the background with his head in his hands]

head in hands, oh my god...

didnt bullet get put in time out lol

It's a fucking mess over here why did you do this to me

didnt bullet get put in time out lol

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Yeah he did lol

12:23 PM

For trying to eat his husband lol

LOL

He's actively trying to choke Technus but the bar will not allow it. [sending photos]

IF ANY OF YOU SAW ME AS AN INFANT, NO YOU DID NOT (Ah, so he's no longer baby)

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump I APOLOGIZE FOR LITTLE ME'S BEHAVIOR ABOUT THE OZ BOOKS.

12:24 PM

I WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THEM BACK THEN

I APOLOGIZE FOR LITTLE ME'S BEHAVIOR ABOUT THE OZ BOOKS.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump YOU FINALLY GOT ME TO READ THEM SO OOOO IT WORKED

YOU FINALLY GOT ME TO READ THEM SO OOOO IT WORKED

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump HELL YEAH

I APOLOGIZE FOR LITTLE ME'S BEHAVIOR ABOUT THE OZ BOOKS.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump IT IS ALRIGHT! I ENJOYED LISTENING TO YOU TALK ABOUT THEM!!

God I'm so embarrassed I'm just starting to remember stuff,,,, oh my god,,,,, I can't believe I thought Vlad loved me. What the hell???? >_<

God I'm so embarrassed I'm just starting to remember stuff,,,, oh my god,,,,, I can't believe I thought Vlad loved me. What the ...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump ...

...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Sorry I meant my Vlad, not you. :C You're probably a better dad.

I WISH I HAD BEEN BROUGHT BACK TO BEING A TEENAGER BECAUSE I COULD HAVE THOUGHT TO READ A DIFFERENT OZ BOOK TO THAT WALKER. ONE THAT HAS NOT SO SUBTLE DIGS AT HOW SHITTY COPS ARE. THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNY.

CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THE CRAZIEST PARTY OF THE YEAR !!! RIP

THEN AGAIN TEENAGE ME WAS NOT AS OBSESSED WITH THE BOOKS AS KID ME.

12:27 PM

SO I PROBABLY WOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT

Sorry I meant my Vlad, not you. :C You're probably a better dad.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I have a social media now, email in my profile - contact me if you need me Danielle.

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I AM ACTUALLY A BIT CONCERNED FOR THAT WALKER, WHOEVERS IT IS. I HEARD PEOPLE CALLING HIM FOUR?

I have a social media now, email in my profile - contact me if you need me Danielle.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [HellAndBack] Awww

I AM ACTUALLY A BIT CONCERNED FOR THAT WALKER, WHOEVERS IT IS. I HEARD PEOPLE CALLING HIM FOUR?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Hardy is very upset about it

12:28 PM

Which is KIND of ironic bc reading bck I think. I think it's the racist walker? Omg.

[HellAndBack] Awww

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Oh shut up will you.

I have a social media now, email in my profile - contact me if you need me Danielle.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Okay...thank you Vlad. Sorry for snuggling you half to death during nap time.

Careful Vlad thats MURDER DANNY remember

Which is KIND of ironic bc reading bck I think. I think it's the racist walker? Omg.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump THE WHAT

Which is KIND of ironic bc reading bck I think. I think it's the racist walker? Omg.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YOU MEAN THAT WAS MY WALKER?

YOU MEAN THAT WAS MY WALKER?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump YEAH I THINK SO .......

WHAT THE FUCK

yes reading back yalls racist, torturing, war criminal walker was, in fact. a traumatized baby.

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DOES NOT EXCUSE HIS ACTIONS WTF

OBVIOUSLY NOT.

12:30 PM

BUT LIKE. HELLO.

I SHOULD HAVE HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE BOOK RATHER THAN READING TO HIM

Okay...thank you Vlad. Sorry for snuggling you half to death during nap time.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump .. It is quite alright. I didn't mind. You weren't as heavy as Jack used to be, and did not snore nearly as loud.

LMAO WAIT I WONDER IF HE WILL AS AN ADULT BE CURIOUS AND TRY TO READ THE BOOK

.. It is quite alright. I didn't mind. You weren't as heavy as Jack used to be, and did not snore nearly as loud.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [ Dani liked this ]

I SHOULD HAVE HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE BOOK RATHER THAN READING TO HIM

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I THINK HE WOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN IT. OR HAD ANOTHER MELTDOWN

HE WOULD BE SO PISSED LEARNING THE CHARACTER I COMPARED HIM TO IS DESCRIBED AS HAVING BROWN SKIN, IN DELIBERATE CONTRAST TO ANOTHER CHARACTER HAVING PALE SKIN

extremely funny to me right now that he befriended a black boy.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HALF THE WALKERS WALKING AROUND LOL

extremely funny to me right now that he befriended a black boy.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump LMAO YEAH

HOLD ON I NEED TO CONTACT BENOÎT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump eyes emojis. whom.

UH. NOBODY

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump mean to me!!!!!!!

why is hardy having a breakdown lol...... wat the fuck

[Photo of Bullet with his head firmly on the bar. Skele-bird looking so fucking annoyed with him]

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LOL

I DO NOT THINK MY WALKER IS HANDLING BEING BABY-BEAMED TOO WELL (Selfies of Bullet with little baby Walker, then a picture of Walker staring at a wall like he's in the middle of dealing with an existential crisis)

Everybody is picking on me i am just a fucking guy leave me ALONE

Gay lol

DIE

I DO NOT THINK MY WALKER IS HANDLING BEING BABY-BEAMED TOO WELL (Selfies of Bullet with little baby Walker, then a picture of Wa...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump i mean if i suddenly had to contend with the fact that i bawled and had multiple hysterical breakdowns in front of a bunch of people who WILL mock me about it id also be dying

12:37 PM

tell him hardy says hi lol (he doesnt actually he has a headache but i like causing problmes)

I WILL TELL BULLET TO PASS THE MESSAGE ALONG

12:39 PM

BULLET HAS RESPONDED!! (Under the caption is a screenshot of text messages: There is an image of Walker standing in a corner, facing the wall, and underneath a message that reads "Lol, I think he's broke") (edited)

BULLET HAS RESPONDED!! (Under the caption is a screenshot of text messages: There is an image of Walker standing in a corner, fa...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump blair witch ass response

lol lmao

APPARENTLY IT IS JUST SOMETHING HE DOES WHEN HE IS STRESSED?

blair witch ass response

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump LMAO

APPARENTLY IT IS JUST SOMETHING HE DOES WHEN HE IS STRESSED?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump ................okay if he wasnt a shit id be concerned.

YOU CAN STILL BE CONCERNED AND HATE A GUYS GUTS

12:48 PM

LIKE ME. I HAVE LEARNT A LOT ABOUT THE WARDEN, AND AM VERY CONCERNED FOR HIM. BUT I ALSO WANT SOMEONE TO SHATTER HIS CORE

very true. unlike dick who i think was just an insufferable old man even as a child i am actively like

12:50 PM

was this kid in a fucking cult??

HE DIED WORKING FOR THE GIW, SO UNLESS HE WAS HYPOTHETICALLY RAISED BY THEM AND THEY ARE SECRETLY SOME CULT,, THEN YES?

.

I HOPE HE WAS NOT

hardy has informed me that besides only having four as his name this kid also didnt know what outside was like so

️

12:55 PM

WHAT

RIGHT

[HellAndBack] Having destroyed them once... yes, they do have facilities which function very cult-like.

Just woke up with some fuzzy memories and also fucking caught up, holy shit, what an experience

[HellAndBack] Having destroyed them once... yes, they do have facilities which function very cult-like.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump im not remotely surprised lmao. especially an alternate giw

12:57 PM

Just woke up with some fuzzy memories and also fucking caught up, holy shit, what an experience

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump YEAH.

YEAH.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I think you scared me.

i feel like im hung over but also not...memories are starting to come back, they're nice I guess? Don't know if i'll be able to look anybody in the eye ever again though.

And the dress I got on when I woke up managed to stay in good condition, play dresses are surprisingly durable

I think you scared me.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump unsurprising im a freak

i feel like im hung over but also not...memories are starting to come back, they're nice I guess? Don't know if i'll be able to ...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Ah, I remember. We coloured quietly for a bit before I got scared off. Thanks for the pink crayon

I'm glad everyone enjoyed themselves.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I have the urge to colour you a thank you card, and give you an apple. And a gift card for a drink of your choice; I remember Loud

I have the urge to colour you a thank you card, and give you an apple. And a gift card for a drink of your choice; I remember Lo...

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Heehee, all would be appreciated

I'm glad everyone enjoyed themselves.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump stay away from me you witch

stay away from me you witch

@xXxCrimsonShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You were _so sweet when you were a baby.

I'm glad everyone enjoyed themselves.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I WILL FIND AND MAUL YOU

stay away from me you witch

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump She may have the power to turn you into a baby again, don't risk it. Also, she has blackmail material

I WILL FIND AND MAUL YOU

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump You had fun!

You were so sweet when you were a baby.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump and as an adult I'll mess you up. You think im opposed to squaring up with old ladies?? I fight Plasmius bi-weekly...or at least I used to.

You had fun!

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump

and as an adult I'll mess you up. You think im opposed to squaring up with old ladies?? I fight Plasmius bi-weekly...or at leas...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okay! Good luck, dear.

Well, I had a nice time, and someone read a story, and I felt safe. Just. @Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Thank you

1:08 PM

Thank you so much. May not do it again, but it was an experience I don't think I'll forget

I'm glad everyone enjoyed themselves.

@Teacher (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I have very conflicting feelings about it >:'C !!!!!!!!

I have very conflicting feelings about it >:'C !!!!!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Also valid; your art is amazing for a kid that age.

1:13 PM

Fridge gallery worthy even

Also valid; your art is amazing for a kid that age.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Thanks I guess ??? I think I only did the powerpuff girl ones for some reason. The others look different than the ones I definitely know I did and won't post.

you having a baby interest in the ppg is adorable tbh

Oddly fitting and not surprising.

Extremely valid. I remember being nervous and scared and then I found a dress, and I gained confidence. Let

little

kids

wear

what

gives

them

Confidence.

[photo of her and Cairo chillin in the bar] Thank you for everything Ms Teacher, It was nice to be a chick again, strange as it was.

you were such a little thang, ily cairo

[posts one of those incredibly insane poems about love]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump SIGHS. You're tkaing this well

Oddly fitting and not surprising.

@VladMasters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I'm so not into the powerpuff girls. I'm way too old for silly kid's cartoons. >>;;; I like cool mature adult stuff like Star Trek.

SIGHS. You're tkaing this well

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Indeed.

I'm so not into the powerpuff girls. I'm way too old for silly kid's cartoons. >_>;;; I like cool mature adult stuff like Sta...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump FUCK YES STAR TREK

you were such a little thang, ily cairo

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I love you too Crimson dear

1

[posts one of those incredibly insane poems about love]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump LMAO GET IT VLAD LETS GO

1:27 PM

LOVE WINS

DUDE?

I'm so not into the powerpuff girls. I'm way too old for silly kid's cartoons. >_>;;; I like cool mature adult stuff like Sta...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump You are 12 / 6months are you not? I see nothing silly about watching cartoons.

1:29 PM

DUDE?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Congratulations Vincent

I'm walking into traffic

You are 12 / 6months are you not? I see nothing silly about watching cartoons.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump It's not like I'm a little kid or anything. I'm way too cool to like cartoons. (edited)

1:30 PM

I'm walking into traffic

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump CRIMSON NO YOU COULD GET HURT !!!!!!!!

CRIMSON NO YOU COULD GET HURT !!!!!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump yeah

yeah

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump If you get hurt I'll be sad. :C

It's not like I'm a little kid or anything. I'm way too cool to like cartoons.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump [Considers his pride for a moment.. hm. It'll be worth it, for her sake..] Many adults enjoy cartoons, myself included. Ask any sensible adult and they will tell you the same thing. Animation is a respectable art form.

(thank God a different topic) yeah I love watching cartoons and drawing them sometimes. I'm a well adjusted adult

VLAD IS CORRECT FOR ONCE

COME OVER AND WATCH CARTOONS WITH MOI SOMETIME

(thank God a different topic) yeah I love watching cartoons and drawing them sometimes. I'm a well adjusted adult

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Ah you are so charming, I see what I see in you.

Honestly, animation is so good; still watch classics like The Last Unicorn

Ah you are so charming, I see what I see in you.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump shut up???

[Considers his pride for a moment.. hm. It'll be worth it, for her sake..] Many adults enjoy cartoons, myself included. Ask any...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ...Okay maybe I do like the powerpuff girls,,,, what cartoons do you like then?

shut up???

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Make me boy x

1:40 PM

...Okay maybe I do like the powerpuff girls,,,, what cartoons do you like then?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump You are not allowed to laugh at me.

4

Goober and the...........the ghost chasers. Hm.

What did i just say.

Im your alternates......friend. Im allowed to.

I'd tell you to go screw yourself but i feel like perhaps i've already got that under control.

You are not allowed to laugh at me.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Is that like, knockoff scooby doo??

What the hell is wrong with you genuinely

1:45 PM

Is that like, knockoff scooby doo??

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump there were a lot of Scooby Doo copies in that era...most of them being from the same stuido

Is that like, knockoff scooby doo??

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump It was made by the same studio but yes basically...

It was made by the same studio but yes basically...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Why'd you like this one and not scooby doo??? Just curious.

Bc hes a goober

Why'd you like this one and not scooby doo??? Just curious.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump The focus on ghosts specifically drew me in. Perhaps i just have poor taste in all matter of things after all

1:52 PM

Looking at you Vincent.

1:52 PM

... I liked this one too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij6oNWVRfO8

hewey1972

Funky Phantom Intro

Looking at you Vincent.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I almost made a worse joke with the second half of the title but decided not to

I almost made a worse joke with the second half of the title but decided not to

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I can imagine. Filthy little rat boy you are.

why does everyone think im a rat?? what rat like qualities do i possess

The focus on ghosts specifically drew me in. Perhaps i just have poor taste in all matter of things after all

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Ooooooh that makes sense.

1:54 PM

why does everyone think im a rat?? what rat like qualities do i possess

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You're small and cute and nice and super intelligent and friendly :D

You're small and cute and nice and super intelligent and friendly :D

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump What she said

Small and scruffy and if i were a feline i'd hunt you for sport. [WHAT?]

3

insane, all of you

smallest guy on earth. likes hiding. smawl

Crimson you're a rat

Lmao

What animal would I be ??? :O !!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I'm not expert on assigning """Fursonas"""" but perhaps a kitten? or... a panda or something.

Not a mouse, but one of those curious animals who like to discover things. Bushbaby? Galago.

SLOW LORIS

seconding kitten

These are all cool suggestions :0 !!!

Technus what the fuck is that

LANGUAGE

Apologies. Fudge-

What animal would I be ??? :O !!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump [HellAndBack] Sugar glider.

[original post] woof what a work out, my side still hurts a bit lmao

Git gud

[original post] woof what a work out, my side still hurts a bit lmao

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You okay Crimson ??? O.O

You okay Crimson ??? O.O

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump pff yeah I'm fine, aether just scraped me up a bit.

3:21 PM

Git gud

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump whatever meow meow boy

pff yeah I'm fine, aether just scraped me up a bit.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okie dokie! Make sure to disinfect and cover any open wounds! Even a shallow cut can get infected if you don't take the proper precautions. :D

thanks, I dont think he cut me or anything though

whatever meow meow boy

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump meow meow boy? Was that really the best you could come up with?

I would of called you kitty if that wasn't a name of a friend, which is weird because shes not remotely cat-like whatsoever.

Fair enough wheezy.

meow meow boy? Was that really the best you could come up with?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump How about fluffy or furball or something? Would that be a good mean nickname?

just play the kitty cat dance song every time he enters a room

you're a fucking genius judy...hes a kitty cat, and he dance dance dance

3:33 PM

. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM

Steve Ibsen

The Kitty Cat Dance

…I mean I am a kitty cat and nobody’s beaten my DDR score at the bar yet. So I guess I do dance dance dance.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump HEEHEEHEEHEE that's really funny Aether!! :D

I'll be sure to blast it at max volume the next time you break it down

You do that I break your phone.

changing your call tone in my phone immediately

You do that I break your phone.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump love you too buddy /p

Ugh… at least I don’t have to hear it on my end.

Edmund Cieczkiewicz (1872-1958) Landscape with Death

!!!!!

EYYY CHAG SAMEACH EVERYONE. TIME FOR THE ANNUAL TRADITION OF MAKING MYSELF VERY SICK ON MATZAH AND MACAROONS

6

oh shit thats right happy passover gramps

I WONDER IF MANSON WILL ALLOW US BACK AT HER HOUSE THIS YEAR. IDA AND I HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE

3

WHAT IS YOUR BEEF WITH IDA

maybe, or you can just invite yourself into her place. as if you havent done that before

EYYY CHAG SAMEACH EVERYONE. TIME FOR THE ANNUAL TRADITION OF MAKING MYSELF VERY SICK ON MATZAH AND MACAROONS

@TECHNUS 2.0 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump HAPPY PASSOVER xox

WHAT IS YOUR BEEF WITH IDA

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump IT IS LESS BEEF AND MORE WE HAVE TO RESTART AN ARGUMENT (AFFECTIONATE) EVERY TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER. I LOVE THAT WOMAN. SAM WANTS TO KILL US ABOUT IT.

IDA MY BELOVED.

HAPPY PASSOVER- I ALMOST FORGOT

[SapphicSpectre] “Happy Passover to anyone who celebrates! I love you all sm and hope you spread the love for all of Passover and beyond.”

IDA MY BELOVED.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I AM NOT SURE WHAT THE ARGUMENT IS GOING TO BE ABOUT THIS YEAR! I AM VERY EXCITED.

[original post] my boyfriend just texted me 'hopital' should i be worried

mMaybe,, sorry for bad text im eepy

LUCY PUT OUR VLAD IN THE HOSPITAL YESTERDAY

JOIN THE CLUB VLAD 2

WHAT

11:24 PM

WHERE

[original post] my boyfriend just texted me 'hopital' should i be worried

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump SHIT'S FUCKED.

dani where is my idiot partner

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Cafe :'C Bleeding

11:25 PM

he got hit with a fucking coffee pot

she bowling balled me im in so much pain

WHO COFFE POTTED VLAD AHAHAH

i swear that cafe is cursed....tell him im on my way to drag his ass out? should i call gunther??

WHO COFFE POTTED VLAD AHAHAH

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Box Lunch. :C. On Accident.

11:26 PM

i swear that cafe is cursed....tell him im on my way to drag his ass out? should i call gunther??

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Please do I know a little first aid but I'm worried he hit his head or something !!!!! :'CCCCC

i swear that cafe is cursed....tell him im on my way to drag his ass out? should i call gunther??

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump So you and capitalist Vlad are dating now? SMH, you can do better

Also Crimson congrats on the boyfriend thingy

1

Please do I know a little first aid but I'm worried he hit his head or something !!!!! :'CCCCC

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump idk maybe a little bit of brain trauma could fix him

idk maybe a little bit of brain trauma could fix him

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump It'd proabably make him worse.

SENDING GUNTHER

true- oh and thanks tech. guess I'll stop by and visit?? if gunther is ok with that

11:29 PM

So you and capitalist Vlad are dating now? SMH, you can do better

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump i could also do worse. I could be with po- oh wait you probably dont know who that is nevermind

FUCKING LMAO

11:30 PM

true- oh and thanks tech. guess I'll stop by and visit?? if gunther is ok with that

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump GO NUTS

Reports of my death have been greatly over exaggerated.

im going to cvs and getting you some flowers and uh...treats? would you prefer chocolate or cheese

.........You can get better than CVS cheese.

what you want me to go to fucking Switzerland??

1

You do have my jet and portal at your disposal.... Tempting.

.........You can get better than CVS cheese.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Get him kraft singles. >:)

maybe I will give you kraft singles for being so picky and mean to me

:(

maybe I will give you kraft singles for being so picky and mean to me

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump HE LOVES STORE BOUGHT SHREDDED CHEESE TOO GET HIM SOME OF THAT!! EXTRA WAXY.

11:36 PM

Sorry I'm being too mean :C

Much to my agonies, the most that would do is make me nostalgic.

i'll make a pizza on your head my love, it'll clear up your concussion

I suppose I can add "coffee maker" to my concussion list.

11:39 PM

Along with "literal building" "Skulker" and "Skulker, but thrown"

6

christ ok just- hang in there ok? can you behave while the very nice man nurses you back to health?

......... Probably.

I can't believe i have to sit in a hospital bed across from myself while his DOTING BOYFRIEND feeds him cheese. If i were not already dead---

Go call your literal wife and husband then. Crimson is my service bat.

I can't believe i have to sit in a hospital bed across from myself while his DOTING BOYFRIEND feeds him cheese. If i were not al...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Would it be weird if I visited you and, I dunno. Showed you pictures of mushrooms on my phone?

why do you sound like a jealous drama queen when you got not one but two smoking hot partners?

11:42 PM

iforgotdaniwashere

Apologies i am very stressed out right now!! If i did not trust GUNTHER with my life this would be VERY TRAUMATIC

iforgotdaniwashere

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Hi :D

Apologies i am very stressed out right now!! If i did not trust GUNTHER with my life this would be VERY TRAUMATIC

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Likewise. This is why I'm having Crimson feed me like a baby bird.

Would it be weird if I visited you and, I dunno. Showed you pictures of mushrooms on my phone?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I would love to see some mushrooms

ok I guess im going to use portal bs to get my partner a Very Specific Type Of Cheese because his heady hurt

I would love to see some mushrooms

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump !!!!! I'll be on my way once Wraith makes sure I don't have a concussion.

.. Wraith?

New weirdo.

Cool motorcycle guy.

is there any othee staff at this hospital? do I just walk in?

Interesting. Come on in Crimson join the party

Crimsoooon tell gunther i said hellooo

Yes please. Before I have to be dosed.

Do the other Vlad and Crimson wanna see my mushroom pictures too??

ok will do and yesss of course dani always, give me the shrooms

Would you know of any pyschedelic mushrooms that perhaps help with. Anciety.

ok will do and yesss of course dani always, give me the shrooms

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :D !!! Here's a preview!! Amanita bisporigera! Fatally poisonous.

11:50 PM

Would you know of any pyschedelic mushrooms that perhaps help with. Anciety.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I know about psychedelic mushrooms and stuff but I've never tried one cuz I'm 12 (edited)

yeah vlad dont ask your not-daughter about that??

It would be for a good cause!

11:51 PM

Anyways. Eager to see the mushrooms.

i just checked in with gunther, i miss that dude so much. im coming in rn, @ me if anybody not in the room needs anything

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump @xXxCrimson_ShadeXx I need you to know I love you a whole lot. :D

awwhhh I love you too buddy...

!!!!!

Lucy honey you better be behaving for Technus

1

Ah, and here's my little bat. [selfie. vlad looks bad]

1

!!!!!

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Actually you don't wanna use amanita muscaria as a psychedelic mushroom cuz it can cause intense stomach/intestinal upset :C

Man you look like absolute shit what the fuck boxlunch lol

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump It was a mistake. I was trying to stop her from attacking Wraith out of a second mistake.

Ah, and here's my little bat. [selfie. vlad looks bad]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump :C Do you need a hug nice vlad?

...If it wouldn't cause you distress.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Okie dokie. Omw with one brief hug.

....

byoh

[another selfie, taken by who....who's to say......]

[Selfie of him with a whole vulture on his head] suffering

my man can fit so much cheese in him. he's like a chipmunk.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump My core burns through food very fast.

YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKS BUT I LOVE TO SEE IT

Get bent Nicolai

Very rude, Nicolai.

says you nic

Ah, but who here is the one getting fed>

i don't know if there being a second vlad in the room with us makes it better or eorse

Better, huh?

he's staring

For the record, not staring - the NECK BRACE makes it hard to look away from DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME

Close your eyes then.

take a nap

I am on so many painkillers if I close my eyes the hat man WILL get me. Not likely.

[HellAndBack] What the hell happened?

vlad 2 got hit in the head with a coffee maker, not sure what happened to the first vlad

Demon child from hell broke my neck in bowling ball related incident

3

Isn't she YOUR demon child from hell?

SIGH YES. I love her too much to be angry. I DO worry about how strong she is getting. She is practically a newborn with the strength of several armies. I am deeply concerned about how much stronger she'll be in adulthood.

[HellAndBack] She's not so bad, so long as you stick to sparring somewhere you don't mind demolished.

I'm sure it'll be fine. We Vlads have a good habit of figuring things out.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] Is that what you call it.

[HellAndBack] Is that what you call it.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump ...............Yes.

[HellAndBack] Well, I guess you do figure things out. Eventually. After pining for years.

SIGH.

SIGH

[original post] Once again singing the praises of Gunther. 100/10, best sticker and lollipop

He's good isn't he. He is the ONLY medical professional i trust. Not counting Angela of course.

[original post] @GZPDOfficial HEY IT'S ME. YOUR UNIVERSE'S TECHNUS. I KNOW YOU HAVE A WARRANT OUT FOR MY ARREST FOR POSSESSION OF HUMAN WORLD CONTRABAND. ANOTHER VERSION OF WALKER JUST SHOT ME UNPROVOKED. GET HIS ASS FOR ASSAULT AND INTERFERING WITH YOUR BULLSHIT, AND I'LL GO TO JAIL WILLINGLY.

1

3

What the fuck?

[selfie of her and lucy, hardy in the background with a visibly bloody shirt] havin fun

lol i forgot about her again my bad

[selfie of her and lucy, hardy in the background with a visibly bloody shirt] havin fun

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Oh is that where Lucy is??? @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I forgot which one of you was Lucy's dad so I pinged you both.

10:23 PM

Also can you please tell Lucy I said hi?

sure one sec

10:23 PM

Amania musicaria aka the Fly agaric :D

10:24 PM

They need to make more mushroom emoji thingies :C

lucys kicking hardy and terrys asses its REALLY good

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Oh no is Mr. Walker okay??? I actually like him. :C

Oh no is Mr. Walker okay??? I actually like him. :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump its all in good fun dw

hopital

gunthers getting good business this week

Judy are you sure??? Mr. Bullet just said hopital.

hes dramatic i can see him right in front of my eyes

LMAO

lol

i dont wanna hear that from you limp lettuce bullet <3

LIMP LETTUCE??? Where the fuck is this coming from! I'm a grown man, i've KILLED PEOPLE!!

wah wah wahhh

LIMP LETTUCE??? Where the fuck is this coming from! I'm a grown man, i've KILLED PEOPLE!!

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Womp Womp

wamp wamp waaaaaamp

weve all killed people u aint special

...ok well-

Why is everyone so fucking mean to me for no reason

weve all killed people u aint special

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I haven't. Should I be killing people?? I don't think I wanna kill people.

I haven't. Should I be killing people?? I don't think I wanna kill people.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump killing us with CUTENESS

I used to be FEARED!! I was a terror on the high seas!!! hello!!

I HAVE SURPRISINGLY NOT KILLED ANYONE ALSO HI GUYS GUESS WHO JUST ESCAPED JAILLL

WAHEEEY!!

killing us with CUTENESS

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ??? I'm cute ??? :O

My kill count is in the thousands : - )

im deeply concerned (edited)

I HAVE SURPRISINGLY NOT KILLED ANYONE ALSO HI GUYS GUESS WHO JUST ESCAPED JAILLL

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I AM GOING TO WRING YOU xox

??? I'm cute ??? :O

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump you dont know youre cute??????

I AM GOING TO WRING YOU xox

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump HOT LMAO

Some losers tried to fuck with my kids and i did not take kindly to it.

I used to be FEARED!! I was a terror on the high seas!!! hello!!

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump cute.

you dont know youre cute??????

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I don't think I'm cute ??? Do people think I'm cute ???

I don't think I'm cute ??? Do people think I'm cute ???

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump You're adorable

10:42 PM

cute.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Where do you live i'm coming over to pick up the devil

You're adorable

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump thank you i guess

I don't think I'm cute ??? Do people think I'm cute ???

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump worlds pinchiest cheeks 11/10, literal bleep bleep bloop bloop

HOT LMAO

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump WHA (An audioclip, assumedly accidental, is sent along with the text. It sounds like Raccoon's in a shower? And there's nails and a fall, then the audio cuts out)

Where do you live i'm coming over to pick up the devil

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump shes having lemonade :)

10:43 PM

I don't think I'm cute ??? Do people think I'm cute ???

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump you're literally the cutest little button???? why do you think bullet calls you button. besides referencing a mushroom.

worlds pinchiest cheeks 11/10, literal bleep bleep bloop bloop

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okay the polls are in! Guess I'm cute then. 5 out of 6 ghosts agree. heehee.

WHA (An audioclip, assumedly accidental, is sent along with the text. It sounds like Raccoon's in a shower? And there's nails an...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump LOL I WAS TEASING YOU NICKY.

shes having lemonade :)

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Thank you for handling her. Do forward me the bill for property damage and medical care

5

Thank you for handling her. Do forward me the bill for property damage and medical care

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump you know she's not too bad when you get used to her shenanigans. terry wants to teach her to shoot a gun

3

2

3

you know she's not too bad when you get used to her shenanigans. terry wants to teach her to shoot a gun

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump She has surprisingly good aim. I am not sure where the hell she gets THAT from.

LOL I WAS TEASING YOU NICKY.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump OF COURSE

She has surprisingly good aim. I am not sure where the hell she gets THAT from.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump maddie, right?

10:46 PM

oh one sec hes actually getting a gun

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump O.O;;

If Maddies aim was any good I would look like a slice of swiss cheese.

wild ours is top notch

10:49 PM

[picture of bullet with a giant BFG and lucy in the background] uh oh

Dear lord i hope he knows what he's doing

I hope he doesn't : )

lmao

10:54 PM

[another picture, this time of hardy showing lucy how to shoot a proper gun. bullet looks put out in the background]

IS HE OKAY

he wanted to show her how to shoot a laser cannon first but hardy yelled at him

I have been shot several times in retaliation over a snide comment i made about Maddie's aim. hopital.

LMFAO DUDE

HAH

[picture of lucy just straight up blowing up a barn. hardy standing there with his hands on his hips like hes looking at a fucking tornado and is a midwestern dad]

6

Oh my god maybe the wizard of oz was the wrong thing to read to her

OH SO THATS WHAT I CAN BLAME THIS ON

Yes! Blame L. Frank Baum and not me.

Yes it was that guys fault me and Vlad are innocent

uh huh

[original post] cafe poison

.

HELLO?

you mean just in general or

WHAT

.... Skulker is that you?? Fucking apex predator THIS MAN I STG

Ha, get poisoned idiot

will kill you as soon as im function

WHY IN THE NAME OF THE ANCIENTS WOULD ANYONE POISON SKULKER???

it's skulker alright

Who is doing what in my cafe?

WHY IN THE NAME OF THE ANCIENTS WOULD ANYONE POISON SKULKER???

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Why wouldnt they- have you met the man?

SKULKER, I HAVE A DOCTORATE, WHAT ARE YOUR SYMPTOMS I CAN PROBABLY FIGURE OUT WHAT IS WRONG

are you sure you didn't just eat something you couldn't handle? that tiny tum can only fit so much

hurts

Why wouldnt they- have you met the man?

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I HAVE MET THE MAN ACTUALLY, AND LIKE HIM VERY MUCH

Getting on Whisprr was a mistake now you're going to have a gaggle of us on your doorstep fussing over you

hurts

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump OKAY BUT HOW, ARE YOU NAUSEOUS? SWEATING? CRAMPING?

crimson shade i have been being nice to you but i can stop that very quickly if you test me

Can ya'll stop causing trouble in my fucking cafe for one fucking day?

WHAT ARE OTHER SYMPTOMS, "HURTS" IS VERY VAGUE

crimson shade i have been being nice to you but i can stop that very quickly if you test me

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump im trying to be helpful??? hello???

Can ya'll stop causing trouble in my fucking cafe for one fucking day?

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump For once it was not me

not exposing weakness on line. warning others

Everybody knows Skulker it is okay

SKULKER, COEUR, I AM LITERALLY TRYING TO HELP YOU NOT HURT

ill be ok bye

ACTUALLY. WHAT DID YOU EAT?

oh moon shaped bread thing i do not know the name

The croissant?

poisoned ok bye

WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS OF A CROISSANT?

️

OH HONEY. Do you want us to come over and hold your hair while you vomit

WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS OF A CROISSANT?

️

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump You are literally wired into the internet, figure it out?

OKAY HOLD ON BRB

IT IS NOT POISONED- Ingredients include flour, egg, butter, a dash of sugar and salt, milk and yeast.

is that skulker celiac?

IT COULD ALSO BE LACTOSE INTOLERANCY

hahahahah the ghost zones greatest hunter taken down by a pastry

I PERSONALLY CAN NOT EAT DAIRY WITHOUT CRAMPING TERRIBLY FOR THE FOLLOWING 6 HOURS

If I am feeling extra special then sometimes I do special crossaints but that hasn't been the case for awhile

...even as a ghost.....my condolences.....

deadmentellnotales you will be living up to your user name soon

YOU

11:32 PM

GET A HOT WATER BOTTLE

deadmentellnotales you will be living up to your user name soon

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump you already tried that buddy

go get some pepto you'll be okay buddy

deadmentellnotales you will be living up to your user name soon

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Shouldn't you be puking your guts up somewhere tiny

I'm gonna have to make special croissants now after this.... How do ya'll feel about a nice orange cream croissant or maybe an apple pie one?

i am not weak it was poison i tell you

Dude, it isnt poison

Apple pie sounds fucking delicious actually

I'm gonna have to make special croissants now after this.... How do ya'll feel about a nice orange cream croissant or maybe an a...

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump FUCK yes

i am not weak it was poison i tell you

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump HAVING A DISABILITY DOES NOT MAKE YOU WEAK

11:33 PM

GO LAY DOWN ON A HOT WATER BOTTLE

11:33 PM

DRS ORDERS

Skulker do you want me to come over and nurse you back to health

no

I can kiss it better

SKULKER I AM LITERALLY LACTOSE INTOLERANT, AND HAVE A DOCTORATE,, JUST GO LAY DOWN ON A HOT WATER BOTTLE

11:34 PM

OR SOMETHING HOT (edited)

no to tech support no

Tracing your co-ordinates as we speak

hate you

tech pls

I am bluffing but he loves me really

ha bluffing knew it

Hm. Weird Vibe, Guys

n.o.p

hate you all just trying to help and what do i get i get this response

That's because you're wrong about what's going on

11:40 PM

I made the croissants. I make them everyday and I'm always here, I never leave, I can confirm entirely that they're NOT poison

hm ember add poison

rude to ember!

ha bluffing knew it

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump [Knocking on his lair door irl]

Doubt it was her, she's a nice kid

only option

OOOOORRRR youre a guy who ate something hes not used to and got a tummy ache

ok but what would be her motivation if that was the case

personally i can see Ember trying to poison him. Because its very funny

11:44 PM

but also i know what he is like so

11:44 PM

Skulker let me in i am outside i brought gifts

go away

Let me in or im coming in

THAT DEFINITELY DOES NOT SOUND OMINOUS

are you breaking into his lair, tummy ache or not he'll shoot you

oooo if he shoots you, get it on video, could use the entertainment

he can shoot me if hes brave enough but i WILL retaliate x

please tape it

Do it for the Vine

please tape it please please please

11:53 PM

will make a ytp out of it

Please do i fucking love ytps

[original post] [wonderful_wizard_of_oz.mp3] SINCE MY ATTEMPT AT STORYTIME WAS INTERRUPTED BY POLICE BRUTALITY. ACAB BTW. ANYWAYS I RECORDED MYSELF READING THE WHOLE BOOK. (edited)

FINALLY AN AUDIOBOOK I CAN FALL ASLEEP TO ❤️

12:22 PM

B LUCY BLEW UP HARDY'S BARN BECAUSE OF US LOL

As long as it isn't the cafe getting blown up I'm cool with this. Sucks about the barn.

AND I JUST THOUGHT SHE'D APPRECIATE MY FAVORITE BOOKS.....

I think that was her sign of appreciation. Hey did you ever get out of jail?

YES LMAO

12:42 PM

I ESCAPED VERY QUICKLY ALTHOUGH I LOST MY GBA :((

Oh man, sorry about the GBA, that sucks. Hope you get a new one soon. If you're feeling up to it I've got some new croissants here, I'm give ya one for free for standing up to the pig.

I DON'T EAT UNFORTUNATELY. THANKS FOR THE OFFER THOUGH

12:45 PM

YEAH I FIGURED FIGHT PIGS WITH PIGS LMAO. RATHER THAN GETTING POLICE BRUTALIZED, I CALLED ANOTHER, BETTER WALKER ON THE WALKER WHO SHOT ME.

Makes sense to me honestly, especially since that first Walker was endangering other patrons.

SORRY ABT YOUR KITCHEN STUFF BTW I WANTED TO MAKE MYSELF SOME MECH ARMOR TO PROTECT MYSELF

Someone helped me get it fixed. Plus i still have the cheese heads credit card so we're all good.

[HellAndBack] How many of the cheesehead's cards are floating around out there?

i think it depends on which one to start with. I'm not even sure which cheesehead this one belongs to.

MINE

Don't tell him i have his card. Let's see how long it takes for him to notice

[HellAndBack] Oh, I'm not going to tell him anything.

[original post] where did aether and the others go for fight hope i did not miss it i like watching people hurting other people

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[original post] where did aether and the others go for fight hope i did not miss it i like watching people hurting other people

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Southern isles, I’ll put the track my phone thing on for you if you still wanna head over.

yes thanks

Done

thanks

theres a creepy small child here at the cafe

8:39 PM

i dont trust her, she has rancid vibes. AND THATS COMING FROM ME.

@da_plague_boi1346 @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :C what'd I do?

:C what'd I do?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump im not talking about you, you're an angel. im talking about the one with the hockey stick

Oh so that's what that is, I see

this girl walks in like "oooohhh you're a ghost because I can see through you" like insensitive much?? also you're in a ghost cafe, numnuts

I mean she's also in the fucking ghost zone? There's gonna be ghosts. Most of us are ghosts.

8:45 PM

Kinda not a new concept here

this girl walks in like "oooohhh you're a ghost because I can see through you" like insensitive much?? also you're in a ghost ca...

@da_plague_boi1346 @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Oh that sounds a little rude :C I don't think I was here for that.

yeah you came in a bit uhh later but yeah I think shes a human that got lost and wandered in here or something?? I mean its a neutral zone so WHATEVER knock on wood, but we also cant have humans showing up and being ECTOPHOBIC.

I genuinely don't mind humans being in here, there's that really nice school teacher that comes in here, she's cool.

8:48 PM

Also i love your pfp, fucking cool as hell man

I MEAN as long as they aint causing trouble its no big deal. Its your business you can operate it however you want. I do like that mushroom cap icon, i donno if you were talking about her but i agree

yeah you came in a bit uhh later but yeah I think shes a human that got lost and wandered in here or something?? I mean its a n...

@da_plague_boi1346 @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I haven't been a bad human have I?

Nah mushroom, you're cool. And I was talking about you Master Splinter, but the mushroom is cool too. Mushrooms are metal as hell.

Nah mushroom, you're cool. And I was talking about you Master Splinter, but the mushroom is cool too. Mushrooms are metal as he...

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I think your icon's the best! I love the little kitty cat. Would it be too hard for you to make a little kitty friend in my tea next time?

HA, MASTER SPLINTER...aint heard that one before. Im not used to compliments but yeah yknow gotta take what you can get. Can you to the uhhh coffee art like in your icon? id have to ask for that if it aint too busy next time

For ya'll, I can do it anytime. I just don't usually because assholes tear this place apart so I don't have the time to do it.

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I wish people'd stop doing that. Your cafe is really nice and I like your tea. :'C Can you let me know when that creep leaves and I can come in and give you a hug or something if that'd make you feel any better?

I heard there's a bar out there, aren't bars where this chaos and fighting is supposed to take place? And sure, I don't mind kiddo. I'll give ya a ping when they're gone, alright?

dont that bar like got magic to prevent fights or something? Thats what I heard anyway- you otta ask the owner how that works and if she can get that fixed up for ya

dont that bar like got magic to prevent fights or something? Thats what I heard anyway- you otta ask the owner how that works an...

@da_plague_boi1346 @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [ Liked this ]

I wish man, problem is that I can't leave here so even if I wanted to, which I do sometimes, I can't go find this bar.

AWH DANG that blows sorry about that

I wish man, problem is that I can't leave here so even if I wanted to, which I do sometimes, I can't go find this bar.

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump D: That's awful I'm so sorry!!!

eh, that's what I get for croaking in a Starbucks. Guess my death violated osha or some shit, who knows? Maybe it's hubris for my damn cousin.

I wish man, problem is that I can't leave here so even if I wanted to, which I do sometimes, I can't go find this bar.

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Hey hun. Bar owner here, in the same sticky situation. If you ever need a friend to talk to you've got my number

Hey hun. Bar owner here, in the same sticky situation. If you ever need a friend to talk to you've got my number

@Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump :pog: Oh bet! Feel free to call or message me anytime too. I don't know how crazy it gets over there but oh boy do I have some tea for you.

:pog: Oh bet! Feel free to call or message me anytime too. I don't know how crazy it gets over there but oh boy do I have some ...

@Mavye - Mug Ghost (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I would LOVE that!! Pretty crazy for a place that doesn't let you throw a punch - I hear your place gets real crazy though, im sorry about my boys making all kinds of messes in there

hehehehehehe rolland is getting yelled at by almost the whole cafe

He's getting roasted harder than I do at village meetings, its kind of sad actually

hehehehehehe rolland is getting yelled at by almost the whole cafe

@da_plague_boi1346 @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump He deserves it for being a huge jerk. >:C

LMAO SOMEONE RECORD IT FOR ME PLZ

It truly baffles me.

I would LOVE that!! Pretty crazy for a place that doesn't let you throw a punch - I hear your place gets real crazy though, im ...

@Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yeah, it gets insane. The fact that people still come here is astounding. And look, if they could calm down and stop causing issues I would be cool with them. Minus the cops, fuck them.

Yeah, it gets insane. The fact that people still come here is astounding. And look, if they could calm down and stop causing is...

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Maybe you could look into protective charms? My bar came with it's own, I know there must be someone out there that can work their magic on the place Also hell yeah fuck the police x

FUCK DA POPO

WHOOOO YEAH FUCK THE POLICE!!!

FUCK the police.

FUCK THE POLCE

At least no one's being shot today.

Yet

9:44 PM

I mean there was a skulker shooting GW's laptop, think that counts.

Oh, poor GW....

I mean there was a skulker shooting GW's laptop, think that counts.

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump YEAH THAT WAS MESSED UP.

There's def some beef between them or something i think

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I think Skulker's just like that :C

He is... Unless you're stronger than him.

9:50 PM

[original post. danis face is politely blocked out] Lol rat

hmmmm, you know what would be funny to see? Him getting his ass handed to him.

I almost hit him with my notebook when he shot Ghost Writer's laptop.

Oh shit, that would have been hilarious.

He probably would've killed me though :C

No way kiddo. I'm not a fighter but I'd fight him if he tried to lay a finger on him.

You're the coolest :D

[Original post] :3 (Underneath the caption is a selfie of Raccoon, in the Technus 2.0 design, holding mun's original redesign's head in his other hand. Raccoon himself is grinning as the original redesign's upper face is caved in, glasses lenses shattered entirely) (edited)

NICKY WHAT THE FUCK

I WANTED EYES! SO I AM GOING TO GIVE MYSELF EYES!

LMAO OKAY THEN PROVIDE CONTEXT NEXT TIME

SORRY, NEXT TIME I WILL!!

[Original post] I DO NOT THINK THIS IS A BIT ANYMORE (Underneath the caption is a blueprent with a bunch of measurements on it next to a half constructed raccoon tail)

HAHA YESSSS!!!!!!!

FUCK YES MY GUY COMMIT TO THE BIT YEEEEEEAH

[Original post] I DO NOT THINK THIS IS A BIT ANYMORE (Underneath the caption is a blueprent with a bunch of measurements on it n...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump [Liked]

[Original post] I DO NOT THINK THIS IS A BIT ANYMORE (Underneath the caption is a blueprent with a bunch of measurements on it n...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump HELL YEAH

DR FENTON IS NEVER GOING TO LET ME LIVE THIS DOWN ONCE SHE SEES THIS

THE FENTONS CANT JUDGE L O L

OH, JACK DEFINITELY CAN NOT JUDGE, MADDIE ON THE OTHER HAND WILL JUDGE ME VERY AGGRESSIVELY

THEIR OPINIONS DO NOT MATTER

DOES MISS MADDIE OF YOUR DIMENSION NOT HAVE A FURSONA? HMMMM

DR FENTON DOES NOT, NO

8:09 PM

HER HUSBAND DOES THOUGH

[HellAndBack] Does she not WHAT?!

...whats jack's species?

SAINT BERNARD

MY MADDIE HAS TWO. THE MORE MAINSTREAM ANSWER SHE HAS IS AN OTTER.

[HellAndBack] And... the less mainstream?

im sorry are the fentons having fursonas just common knowledge

8:12 PM

.......does danny have one

NOT IN MY UNIVERSE NO, AND YES THE GHOST CHILD HAS ONE

PHANTOM JELLYFISH. SHE THINKS SHE'S SOOOOO FUNNY AND SHES RIGHT

im sorry are the fentons having fursonas just common knowledge

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [HellAndBack] I didn't know!

im sorry are the fentons having fursonas just common knowledge

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WEVE BEEN HANGING OUT AT FURRY CONS TOGETHER FOR AGES. THEY DONT KNOW ITS ME ADMITTEDLY

[HellAndBack] What the hell

what the fuck

I PLAY D&D WITH THE DRS FENTON AND THEIR DAUGHTER SOMETIMES,, JACK LIKES THROWING HIS FURSONA INTO EVERY CAMPAIGN WE PLAY

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAH

[HellAndBack] ... he would.

I PLAY D&D WITH THE DRS FENTON AND THEIR DAUGHTER SOMETIMES,, JACK LIKES THROWING HIS FURSONA INTO EVERY CAMPAIGN WE PLAY

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump I MEAN THE MAN CAN'T PLAY ANY CHARACTER THAT ISNT JUST HIM

EXACTLY!

We had this discussion ages ago Foley assigned everybody a fursona lol

....i kinda wanna know who else has a fursona.

come out of the closet

ONE TIME I THREW IN AN OBVIOUS VLAD EXPY AND HE ADOPTED THAT BITCH SO FAST-

WELL,, I AM VERY CLEARLY A RACCOON

ONE TIME I THREW IN AN OBVIOUS VLAD EXPY AND HE ADOPTED THAT BITCH SO FAST-

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump AHAHAHAH

Wolf

....i kinda wanna know who else has a fursona.

come out of the closet

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump YOU SHOULD ASK JUDY :) AND PERHAPS HARDISON EVEN

Snake : ) hiss hiss bitches

ONE TIME I THREW IN AN OBVIOUS VLAD EXPY AND HE ADOPTED THAT BITCH SO FAST-

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump SDSFSDF

I BARELY EVER INTERACT WITH THE FENTONS

I dunno, something cool

WHY ARE YOU ALL FRIENDS WITH THEM

YOU SHOULD ASK JUDY :) AND PERHAPS HARDISON EVEN

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump if those two have fursonas i will die again

if those two have fursonas i will die again

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I BULLIED HARDISON BUT IT WAS EASY FOR JUDY L O L

....i kinda wanna know who else has a fursona.

come out of the closet

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You know best; what fursona would I be?

WHY ARE YOU ALL FRIENDS WITH THEM

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump THEYRE HILARIOUS AND I ENJOY HAVING ADULT FRIENDS

WHY ARE YOU ALL FRIENDS WITH THEM

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump IT IS LESS FRIENDS AND MORE THAT DR FENTON WANTS TO OBSERVE ME WHEN I AM NOT FIGHTING AND HAS DECIDED THAT SHE AND HER DAUGHTER CAN PSYCHOANALYZE ME TOGETHER SO FAR THEY HAVE FIGURED OUT THAT I AM NOT MENTALLY SOUND

[HellAndBack] Hrm.

WHY ARE YOU ALL FRIENDS WITH THEM

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY REALLY COOL AND CHILL AND EPIC

IT IS LESS FRIENDS AND MORE THAT DR FENTON WANTS TO OBSERVE ME WHEN I AM NOT FIGHTING AND HAS DECIDED THAT SHE AND HER DAUGHTER ...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump [HellAndBack] Yeah, that makes sense.

I have been going to Yoga with Maddie and Angela for YEARS.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE LIVING SO I DO NOT OFTEN BEFRIEND THEM

THE DRS FENTON ARE SOMEWHAT UNIQUE IN THEIR APPROACH TO LIVING

DR FENTON ALSO LETS ME FUCK AROUND IN HER LAB AND KEEPS HER HUSBAND OFF OF MY BACK WHILE I DO SO,, I THINK IT IS ALSO FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES

my fursona is a saluki

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THAT IS BUT IT SOUNDS INTERESTING

. this you?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :3 that me

i cant believe they made a dog look like it has human hair

:3 that me

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump VERY CUTE DOG BREED, I CAN SEE WHY YOU CHOSE IT

i cant believe they made a dog look like it has human hair

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Has a Susan hair

8:22 PM

Or Karen

A susan hair

VERY CUTE DOG BREED, I CAN SEE WHY YOU CHOSE IT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump its a sighthound >:) fast and clever

8:24 PM

and yeah the hair

My fursona is a vulture but i am partial to greater false vampire bats...

MY FURSONA WAS COMMUNITY ASSIGNED,, THE PEOPLE OF AMITY AND ELMERTON SAW ME AND COLLECTIVELY DECIDED I WAS A RACCOON

CRINGE VLAD

Piss off.

My fursona is a vulture but i am partial to greater false vampire bats...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump of course you also have a furso- .....

8:25 PM

i need to ask someone a question rq

Damn, I don't know if my fursona is a wolf, a vampire bat, a false vampire bat, or a rat

[HellAndBack] ....

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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT

CREATURE IS, BUT IT IS ADORABLE

[HellAndBack] ....

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump COOLEST BAT EVER

[HellAndBack] Badger Bat.

[HellAndBack] ....

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump That...is adorable...

CUTE????

AWWWWWHHHH

YEP, I'M A BAT

Ah. This explains the question.

Well, to jump on this thing, mine would definitely be a phoenix, plain and simple.

A bobcat, due to certain persons.

im trying not to laugh in a cafe its kinda awkward

ANYWAYS, IGNORING THE FURRY CONVERSATION I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED, HERE ARE SOME EYES (Underneath the caption is a picture of Raccoon holding some highly detailed glass eyes. They have teensy little cameras in them)

ANYWAYS, IGNORING THE FURRY CONVERSATION I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED, HERE ARE SOME EYES (Underneath the caption is a picture of Racc...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump YESSSSSS USE THEM ALL

[HellAndBack] Badger Bat.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump ...Incredibly fitting and adorable.

ANYWAYS, IGNORING THE FURRY CONVERSATION I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED, HERE ARE SOME EYES (Underneath the caption is a picture of Racc...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump

️

...Incredibly fitting and adorable.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [HellAndBack] Hrm.

MY FURSONA WAS COMMUNITY ASSIGNED,, THE PEOPLE OF AMITY AND ELMERTON SAW ME AND COLLECTIVELY DECIDED I WAS A RACCOON

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump what is a fursona

what is a fursona

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump It is like uuuuh if you were an animal what would you be

FUNNIEST conversation skulker could have logged in on

what is a fursona

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump IT IS AN ANTHROPOMORPHISED ANIMAL THAT YOU IDENTIFY WITH

apparently im a rat according to everyone ive asked and idk what that says about me

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Crimson youre a rat

Rats are great animals!!!

I thought i blocked your ass

Rats are quite intelligent creatures

apparently im a rat according to everyone ive asked and idk what that says about me

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump YOU WOULD BE A KANGAROO RAT

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IT IS AN ANTHROPOMORPHISED ANIMAL THAT YOU IDENTIFY WITH

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump oh

apparently im a rat according to everyone ive asked and idk what that says about me

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump If you were a rat, I'd keep you safe, and you'd look out for me.

oh

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump IS THAT A BAD "OH" OR A GOOD "OH"???

it is a i am out of touch with everything oh

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump .... Mammoth furry lol

no

....gorilla-

it is a i am out of touch with everything oh

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump I SEE! WELL,, THIS ONLY BECAME POPULARIZED IN THE 2000s, SO IT IS NOT ENTIRELY NEW

i am going to kill you

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT, SKULKER IS CLEARLY A DRAGONFLY

ah shit

[HellAndBack] Hah.

THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS HAVE A 90+ % CATCH RATE ON ALL OF THEIR PREY

yes i like that

ah shit

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Rest in pieces, my dude. Roy and I will plan your funeral

8:39 PM

THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS HAVE A 90+ % CATCH RATE ON ALL OF THEIR PREY

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump That's dope!

THEY ARE SAID TO EVEN PREDICT THEIR PREY'S MOVEMENT AT THE SLIGHTEST TWITCH OF A MUSCLE!!

[HellAndBack] He's a grasshopper mouse.

That's dope!

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump IT IS! I AM VERY FOND OF DRAGONFLIES (I wonder why)

WELL I THINK MY SKULKY WOULD BE A SAND CAT

[HellAndBack] I could see that.

MY SKULKER IS ALREADY A DRAGONFLY, SO HE DOES NOT EXACTLY NEED A FURSONA

8:41 PM

IF I HAD TO ASSIGN HIM SOMETHING THOUGH IT WOULD PROBABLY BE A BEAR

i am winning at existence by being the most human

WELL I THINK MY SKULKY WOULD BE A SAND CAT

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I love sand cats..

8:43 PM

i am winning at existence by being the most human

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Booo you are no fun

I AM DRAWING HIS SAND CAT AND MY UHHH HM HOLD ON

My little skulky wulky is... most animals. Rabbit is my favourite :3c The widdle ears.

IS IT TOO OBVIOUS TO BE AN ELECTRIC EEL. I DO LOVE THOSE FUCKERS

MY FURSONA IS A RACCOON AND I AM LITERALLY A RACCOON, YOU CAN BE AN ELECTRIC EEL IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO BE

8:45 PM

i am winning at existence by being the most human

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump BOOOO

BEING HUMAN SUCKS ASS

says the beastly technus

I DO SAY THAT YES!! BEING A CREATURE WAS A DELIBERATE CHOICE OF MINE

yes i am not insulting you

You chose to be a raccoon?

8:47 PM

I just kinda ended up like this?

WELL,, BEING A RACCOON WAS INITIALLY A BIT

8:48 PM

BECAUSE EVERYONE IN MY UNIVERSE KEPT COMPARING ME TO ONE

8:48 PM

BUT I HAVE REALIZED THAT IT MAY NO LONGER BE A BIT

[A picture of a taxidermied Creature. It is big and intimidating, with sharp teeth and a snarl. It is unclear what exactly the creature is, or if it is even any living world animal at all.] i would be this if i was an animal

COOL!!

[A picture of a taxidermied Creature. It is big and intimidating, with sharp teeth and a snarl. It is unclear what exactly the c...

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Saber tooth tiger?

no it is a ghost thing i do not think there is a name for it

Sweet another one for the cat gang

[A picture of a taxidermied Creature. It is big and intimidating, with sharp teeth and a snarl. It is unclear what exactly the c...

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump LOVE WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT THING IS

[A picture of a taxidermied Creature. It is big and intimidating, with sharp teeth and a snarl. It is unclear what exactly the c...

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump I think it's creepy :C

.....i need to make a fursona.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump OH OH OH ME TOO !!! I WANNA MAKE A FURSONA :DDDD !!!

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I think it's creepy :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump good

.....i need to make a fursona.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!!

.....i need to make a fursona.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Me too. I need help

good

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump :C

....

8:52 PM

Y'all want to be animals so bad and here i am. Fish.

wow no way

HOLY SHIT SKULKER ON THE INTERNET REAL

Y'all want to be animals so bad and here i am. Fish.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump AND THAT'S COOL !!! FISH ARE COOL !!!

i do not want to be an animal it is a hypothetical

HOLY SHIT SKULKER ON THE INTERNET REAL

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump YEAH!!

.....i need to make a fursona.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump YOU DONT HAVE ONE???????

wow no way

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Go fuck yourself!!!

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YOU DONT HAVE ONE???????

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump no...

Y'all want to be animals so bad and here i am. Fish.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump flounder

AND THAT'S COOL !!! FISH ARE COOL !!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Thanks kid, you're cool

no...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY WE ARE GOING TO PLAY DRAWING

Y'all want to be animals so bad and here i am. Fish.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump WOAH, HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT ONE OUT SHERLOCK? YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR?

flounder

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .... [feels less guilty about what hes doing LOL]

LMAO

WOAH, HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT ONE OUT SHERLOCK? YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump One day i'm going to snap and it won't be pretty

AWW, ARE YOU GOING TO FILLET ME? :3

One day i'm going to snap and it won't be pretty

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump no it will be. ive seen it before

I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY WE ARE GOING TO PLAY DRAWING

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump i-okay?? im going home i guess??

Crimson do you think I'd be a little kitty cat or maybe a pangolin??

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump i guess a kitty, i'll have to think about it....maybe a cute piggy that sniffs up truffles

i-okay?? im going home i guess??

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump OH ARE YOU NOT IN YOUR ....ACTUALLY ITS NOT A BACHELOR PAD ANYMORE IS IT GRANDCHILD :)

...fursonas huh

i guess a kitty, i'll have to think about it....maybe a cute piggy that sniffs up truffles

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump OOOOO interesting !!!! I could be a cute lil pig girl oink oink

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OH ARE YOU NOT IN YOUR ....ACTUALLY ITS NOT A BACHELOR PAD ANYMORE IS IT GRANDCHILD :)

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump shut the hell up i was at the cafe

I WOULD BE A SPIDER ASK ME WHY I WOULD BE A SPIDER GO ON DO IT

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump

IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A DELIGHT BUT FEW UNDERSTAND YOU?

why would you be a spider

I WOULD BE A SPIDER ASK ME WHY I WOULD BE A SPIDER GO ON DO IT

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump IS IT BECAUSE SPIDERS ARE ADORABLE WITH THEIR LITTLE PAWS AND INTENSELY INTRICATE AND LOVABLE WEBS?

BECAUSE THE WORLD WIDE. WEB. LMAO

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BECAUSE THE WORLD WIDE. WEB. LMAO

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump That's funny! heehee :D

dont get it

KIlling you with hammers!! very good.

dont get it

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump SPIDERS WEAVE WEBS AND THE INTERNET IS REFERRED TO AS "THE WEB" SOMETIMES

9:00 PM

BECAUSE THE WORLD WIDE. WEB. LMAO

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. (This message gives so much :head_in_hands: energy)

THANK YOU NICKY I LOVE YOU TOO <3<3

(It's a voice memo of someone crashing into a bunch of metal. It can be assumed that it was sent by accident)

LMAO YOU ARE SO CUTE

HAHA AWWWW

get a room you two

THIS IS YOUR FIRST JOURNEY OUT INTO THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND YOU THINK YOU CAN CONTROL WHAT PEOPLE DO THERE

9:03 PM

YOU CANNOT

get a room you two

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump YOU HAD YOUR HANDS INSIDE ME THE OTHER DAY, YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK

9:03 PM

WAIT

9:03 PM

THAT SOUNDS BAD

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

LOL

9:04 PM

I HELPED!

YOU DID

WHAT

IT WAS ROMANTIQUE

9:06 PM

AND CHEWY

I WAS SHOWING THEM MY WIRES :3

[Crushed his phone to bits in his hand, wherever he is. He'll need a new one.]

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Dudes, that's so TMI

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump IT WAS COMPLETELY SFW THOUGH.

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I SWEAR IF YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT SOUNDS SEXUAL I AM GOING TO STEAL ALL OF YOUR TECHNOLOGY I LITERALLY TORE OFF MY STOMACH

Dude there's minors on this app

???? AND? THEY CAN LISTEN TO OLD MEN TALKING ABOUT CHEWING EACH OTHERS WIRES

9:11 PM

NOT EVERYTHING WE DO IS NSFW.

WHY WOULD MY MECHANICS BE NSFW???

???? AND? THEY CAN LISTEN TO OLD MEN TALKING ABOUT CHEWING EACH OTHERS WIRES

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] I'm pretty sure chewing on wires is the literal definition of NSFW

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NOT FOR ME!

LMAO

IT WAS A GOOD TEXTURE, TOO. KIND OF LIKE MOCHI?

I AM GLAD YOU LIKE THE TEXTURE OF THEM!! :3

Get a room you two

HEY CLICK ON THIS LINK I JUST SENT YOU

Get a room you two

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT ACTUAL WIRES. WHY WOULD WE NEED A ROOM???

HONESTLY EVEN IF IT IS NONSEXUAL IT ISNT THE SORT OF THING WE SHOULD DO IN PUBLIC I KNOW THAT MAKES ME A HYPOCRITE BECAUSE I HAVE DONE IT IN PUBLIC BUT STILL

9:15 PM

THINGS CAN BE NONSEXUAL AND ALSO PRIVATE I JUST HAVE NO SENSE OF THIS WHEN I AM IN THE MOMENT OF DOING THINGS

9:16 PM

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO YELL AT ME IF I DO WEIRD WIRE STUFF IN PUBLIC IN THE FUTURE I TRY HARD TO BE NORMAL BUT I ACT BEFORE I THINK

I GUESS THAT'S FAIR. I GUESS.

9:16 PM

IF OTHER PEOPLE HAD BEEN AROUND I WOULD HAVE BEEN EXCITED TO SHARE INFORMATION WITH THEM TOO :(

I AM VERY RATIONAL UNTIL THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPEN SO I UNDERSTAND LMAO I WOULD NOT HAVE THOUGHT "OH THIS IS PRIVATE" WHILE IT WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING HINDSIGHT IS JUST 20 20

HONESTLY EVEN IF IT IS NONSEXUAL IT ISNT THE SORT OF THING WE SHOULD DO IN PUBLIC I KNOW THAT MAKES ME A HYPOCRITE BECAUSE I HAV...

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump THAT IS UNDERSTANDABLE,, I THINK?

9:17 PM

I THINK PERHAPS. IT IS THE AUTISM.

PROBABLY

AUTISM GANG RISE UP

I DONT KNOW IF I HAVE THAT BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY OTHER THINGS WRONG WITH ME I DONT KNOW WHERE I'D START.

I GOT MY DIAGNOSIS DURING LIFE. AND SOMEHOW DYING MADE ME EVEN MORE AUTISTIC

I DONT THINK I HAD MY DIAGNOSIS DURING LIFE BUT THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND

I DO NOT REMEMBER HOW I GOT MY DIAGNOSIS, BUT I THINK IT WAS ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES?

[Original post] UPDATE ON MK IV!! (Under the caption is a picture of Raccoon's usual body sitting on a worktable. Something about the hair is different, same with his lenses. Its ears are also fluffier. And it also has a raccoon tail-)

YEAAAHHH!!!!!

Nice dude! It's looking great

I AM NOW REALIZING THOUGH THAT. A LOT OF MY PANTS WILL NOT WORK WITH THE TAIL.

CUT A TAIL HOLE

I COULD! ORRR I COULD BOTHER THIMBLE

[original post] stuck in the cafe there is cops outside

KILL THEM.

WHAT KIND OF COPS? WALKERS? WHICH ONES? WHAT ARE THEY DOING WHO ARE THEY ARRESTING

i am not telling this to technus because i know you might react the same way my technus did

IF ITS NOT ONE OF THE KIDS OR MY HUSBAND I DO NOT CARE

to simplify in technus safe terms bad luck whelp is having bad luck again

RIP

11:26 PM

I STILL SAY SOMEONE KILLS THE COPS

LMAO RIP 13

wait which johnny. for reasons

how am i supposed to tell the difference theyre all annoying and whiny

The guy with the bike named Madonna

THERES ANOTHER JOHNNY RUNNING AROUND?

1. yes there is i met him like an hour ago, 2. FUCK

THERE ARE TWO JOHNNYS???

yes but I dont think thats important right now??

It is your universes Johnny right? Guys which Walker has him

11:39 PM

If it is Hardy he'll probably be fine

HONESTLY, IF THE WARDEN HE WILL BE SEEING IS NOT MY OWN, OR THE FACIST ONE, I THINK HE WILL MAKE IT OUT ALRIGHT

thats what im trying to find out...a friend of mine apparently had a bad time with a walker thats kinda insane so? i mean theyre all insane but- some more than others

11:40 PM

i shouldnt have left the cafe shit

how am i supposed to tell the difference theyre all annoying and whiny

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Skulker which Walker is it

was it a real cop bc if so it wasnt dick lol

also dont know what walker

Well shit, that's not any good.

11:41 PM

Who the fuck got the cops dragged here?

13

great. im gonna try to calm down...keep me posted i guess

cops took 13

Crimson do not worry we will sort it

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump thanks...

[Original post] :3 (Under the caption is a short video of MK IV being power washed in a black tank top and pink booty shorts)

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump LMAO

I JUST CLEANED IT THE OTHER DAY, BUT I THOUGHT THE PEOPLE OF WHISPRR WOULD APPRECIATE KNOWING HOW I USUALLY CLEAN MY BODIES

10:30 PM

SO MK IV IS GOING TO BE EXTRA CLEAN

(A captionless picture of MK IV laying on the ground in the family guy death pose)

[Photo of Vlad on the fainting couch.]

!!!!

️

giving your old man trouble again?

...thanks?

[Selfie of her waaaay too close to the camera, Vlad in the background head in his hands]

‍♂️

[HellAndBack] Don't worry old man, it's temporary.

Thank you I thought as much but would not put it past her to of gotten a real one somehow

[HellAndBack] I told her we can re-discuss getting matching ones when she turns 18.

LET THE BABY GET A TATTOO

at least give her more time to think about what she wants first

I make sure all of my clients have a thorough consultation and especially never tattoo minors.

Lucy was quite delightful however.

[original post] got a backpack ready for the trip

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Have fun in Japan Crimson !!!!!! :D

[original post] got a backpack ready for the trip

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Have fun dude!!

Heading there w the boys! Gotta buy SOOO many souvenirs

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Have fun! Be safe!

That sounds fun.

[Original post] [Image description: Crimson, Ethan (Aether), Sidney, and a human looking Judy posed in front of a beautiful Japanese garden near their hotel.] just got to our hotel and already having a blast

[Original post] [Image description: Crimson, Ethan (Aether), Sidney, and a human looking Judy posed in front of a beautiful Ja...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump THAT'S SOOOOOO PRETTY !!!!!! :OOOOO

Oh that is beautiful.

[HellAndBack] @Sunset_Orchids (@Anaia Lionel) I thought this was supposed to be temporary

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump It is temporary. It is also a tattoo marker. It lasts for at least a week.

[HellAndBack] ... right. Not sent: And how the hell is it still there in my human form?

Though I suppose... I did put a little more 'work' into yours. Might last a touch longer than a week.

[HellAndBack] Ah, I see. Well... at least it looks good.

Lucy did make a very good work of art for me to recreate. I am glad you like it. If it does become... too stubborn I can see about removing it.

[HellAndBack] Eh, it'll be fine.

Oh good. If you ever want any art to stick around long term on purpose, let me know, I can do that as well.

By the way I am... taking your advice.

[HellAndBack] I'll keep that in mind. Oh? Heading home?

Mhm. We will see how it goes. Hopefully it isn't all burnt to the ground.

[HellAndBack] Hm. Hopefully not.

Technically I have two places to check. One of them is my shop... which that is probably still a mess if it is still standing.

[Papa4] Ok who tf blew up the cafe? I was actually considering going

cafe blown up question mark not my fault this time

Wait, someone blew it up? That's unfortunate. I wanted to go back.

[HellAndBack] Nah, it's surprisingly undamaged tonight. And it repairs itself, anyway.

[Papa4] That is really weird but I’m glad it’s fine now?? I guess it gives me another reason to avoid it

[Papa4] Ok who tf blew up the cafe? I was actually considering going

@Copia Emeritus (@AgitatedGhost 🪄🍂) - jump I'm at the cafe and its not blown up right now :D

[SapphicSpectre] Honestly im not surprised it blew up in the first place, cool that it’s back together now ig

not my fault it blew up ok

[Papa4] I’m more amused it blew up rather than who actually did it but I’m glad you didn’t do it

cafe maligns me puts up sign on my best behave and that is what i get

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[SapphicSpectre] wait… PAPA IS HERE OMGGGG IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!

im good behavior didnt even shoot the human

You shoot someone else day at one point or another

[Papa4] Oh! Hello, Ms. Masters. It’s a pleasure seeing you here. Thank you and your father for helping fund the most recent tour :okiedokie:

(the emoji he sent)

being maligned im on my best behave

[HellAndBack] Nah, it's surprisingly undamaged tonight. And it repairs itself, anyway.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Oh good, I was concerned for a moment.

bullshit skulker

im good behavior didnt even shoot the human

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump I'm very proud of you for not shooting someone. That's good progress!

thank you

[Papa4] is he the one who got giddy over getting a blood stained knife?

yeah

it was poetic

[SapphicSpectre] Dude, that’s creepy af

two lovers blood on one blade is postic

12:49 AM

poetic

[SapphicSpectre] Ok Peepaw.

you do not understand

[SapphicSpectre] And I’m glad I don’t, but you do you ig

[Original post] RATE THE FIT (Underneath the caption is a picture of Raccoon in his new design)

Oh, that is delightful.

11/10 HELL YES

HOT BRO

THANK YOU GUYS <3

[original post] hey homies whats popping

Nothing much. How was Japan?

Nothing much here either. On a bus to home.

BIG SHIT GOING ON WTF

BIG SHIT?

@ THE CAFE

Someone breaking things again?

IS IT SKULKER

SKULKER ISNT HERE

YOU'RE BEING WEIRDLY VAGUE.

HANG ON I DONT HAVE ALL THE DETAILS

11:36 AM

I NEED TO GET ALL THE DETAILS THEN I WILL MAKE A POST ABOUT IT

huh what? whats going on in the cafe this time?

I AM WORKING ON A CALLOUT POST CHILD

man I dont wanna read a 5 page word doc just give me the short version-

[original post] CALLOUT POST FOR HARDISON WALKER AKA JUDY'S HUSBAND BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I KNOW HIM AS. AND PROBABLY WHAT A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE KNOW HIM AS. APPARENTLY CORED JOHNNY 13??? PUT HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A WAR CRIMINAL AND CORED HIM. NOTE THIS WAS AFTER JOHNNY WAS ARRESTED FOR PARKING HIS BIKE WRONG.

what the fuck

hold up WHAT? ik hardy is a piece of shit but...

WHAT

GOT INFO FROM KITTY

...i need to text her rq

that can't be right surely to god. For a parking violation???? Hardy????

What?

I KNOW RIGHT. I WAS LIKE. WAIT. HARDY? JUDY'S WIFE HARDY???

11:47 AM

I THINK SHE'LL KILL HIM.

THIS HARDY????? [picture of hardy holding johnny in a headlock while casually drinking coffee. johnny looks more annyoed than anything]

Judy's wife lol... What the fuck happened

HUSBAND FUCK

11:48 AM

MY TYPOS.

11:48 AM

IM TRYING TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE DESCRIBE THE SITUATION AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME DONT JUDGE ME

NO NO HE'S VERY MUCH JUDY'S WIFE

has anyone called Judy

I DONT HAVE HER NUMBER.

NOT YET. DIDN'T SHE JUST COME BACK FROM VACATION? SHES GOING TO FUCKING KILL THIS MAN

im kinda too scared to be the bearer of news

I THINK IF YOU TOLD HER CRIM SHE IS LEAST LIKELY TO EXPLODE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE TINIEST GUY

why do you people talk about me like im 5

I'M NEARING SEVEN FEET TALL CRIMSON

[original post] hey homies whats popping

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I MET A WOLF YESTERDAY :D !!!!!!

whatever ill text her...is there anything specific I should say or should I just open with "hi your insane husband cored johnny for a parking violation"

11:53 AM

I MET A WOLF YESTERDAY :D !!!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump oh damn thats fire

whatever ill text her...is there anything specific I should say or should I just open with "hi your insane husband cored johnny ...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump MAYBE SAY IT A BIT GENTLER SO SHE DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY MELT HER PHONE?

what

[original post] CALLOUT POST FOR HARDISON WALKER AKA JUDY'S HUSBAND BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I KNOW HIM AS. AND PROBABLY WHAT A LOT O...

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump That, dosen't sound like him...?? Something seems weird. :C

11:54 AM

oh damn thats fire

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump HE WAS SUCH A GOOD BOY!!!

Bullet what the fuck is going on??

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump bro i just woke up tf you mean hardy cored 13

apparently so!! He's your bf, figure it out!!

THATS ALL I KNOW!!! I'M SITTING IN THE CAFE WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT!

......ill be right there.

uhh ok I just told her that Hardy did something concerning and she should check whisprr when she has a minute. best she sees it with her own eyes

WHAT THE FUCK

hi judy

WHAT THE FUCK!?

hii judy

go get your man hes lost it

????? ????? ?????

12:01 PM

i feel genuinely batshit rn

I might swing by later to give kitty emotional support. what do you do when a ghost is cored like, can I get a 'get well soon' card from Ghost Dollar Tree? what's like the cultural norm

Oh that sounds so awful. I am so sorry.

generally you dont get anyone anything once theyre cored but i think johnny would appreciate some beer

I feel like copious amounts of junk food would be nice too.

generally you dont get anyone anything once theyre cored but i think johnny would appreciate some beer

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Why do you think Hardy'd do something like that? He's generally not that trigger happy as far as I know :C

Why do you think Hardy'd do something like that? He's generally not that trigger happy as far as I know :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump HE'S REALLY NOT!!!! not anymore at least. i literally fixed him!!!!!

ok thats easy enough, crack open some brewskis and snacks as the dude processes trauma. if anyone else is close to this johnny and kitty im sure theyd appreciate some love too

HE'S REALLY NOT!!!! not anymore at least. i literally fixed him!!!!!

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Okay so I'm not weird for thinking that seems out of character....do you know where he is maybe we should ask him about it ???

im not 100% sure...he might be at the prison? im at home rn recovering from Vacation but APPARENTLY that is not to be

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Do you want me to come with? I was supposed to have a tea party with Mr. Walker and Bullet later this week but if something's weird I might not wanna come :C

Do you want me to come with? I was supposed to have a tea party with Mr. Walker and Bullet later this week but if something's w...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump PLEASE dont put yourself into danger dear. UMMM maybe you could go and help Kitty? She's probably struggling and you do help a lot

im planning on swinging over to her place later if you wanted to hang out, dani

[HellAndBack] There's a group getting ready to head out and... talk to Hardy. Kitty's here at the Cafe currently.

im planning on swinging over to her place later if you wanted to hang out, dani

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okie dokie! I'll meet you there later. Can you ask Kitty what kinda tea she likes? Also I was gonna make those little brownies Bullet likes but I dunno if Kitty'd want em. Could you ask her for me?

will do. you want me to get you anything to drink whn you're there? im bringing beer for johnny cus he'll need it

12:12 PM

*when sorry

will do. you want me to get you anything to drink whn you're there? im bringing beer for johnny cus he'll need it

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump No that's okay. I can bring my water bottle C:

im bringing the tea and a pack of juice boxes just in case. omw from the store coming in asap

Alright, I have this app now. I sincerely hope things get figured out.

wass told ths thng was the cool thing to do. Uh google what do you fo whem watcn a marr3d cuple fight? M kinda bord though we wud be fighting-

are you having a stroke

the stipd buttns are so smal and my fingr keeps sliping, who thought tis was betr than messngr pidgns

He’s drunk

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i wsh i was drnk. wuld make this so muh beter to watxh

How much rum have you had?

Is he drunk or is it the brain damage from the damn tree. You left a DENT in the tree-

Nt enugh. Tre had it comig, workd guod for slep thpgh, wold recomend

I think the general consensus is to never drink and text. Else you start contacting exes and asking for them to take you back.

2:16 PM

And maybe you should apologize to the tree.

Yeah, you were definitely giving the tree a hard time for no reason

Wht Xs? Mne r kinda nut hre. M not pologuzn to the tre. Shuld pologizn to me fr nut workn betr

im stopping by to drop off a care package for kitty and johnny soon....good luck on the divorce happening

yeah man fuck you.

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THIS IS EXTREMELY STRESSFUL PLEASE DON'T JOKE.

Whats going on?

HOW IS THE TREE TYPING?!

[It's technus on one of his FIFTY ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS]

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Wait, is...is that the tree from last night? On here? What in the Realms?...

yeah man fuck you.

@Tree @ Whisprr (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump np u cn go fck yurself u usles twg

You and me are rivals now you will regret ever fucking with me. I will photosynthesize your ass.

Good morning, what the fuck?

Huh, I guess even the trees in the Realms are sentient. And social media users...

Yes hello I am a tree

I knw whr u live u fuking twg, i wil kil u as son as i am nut watcn ths tellanovla oh sht a face got meltd wha

2:24 PM

I thnk thrs guna be a divorce.

I am logging back off

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Sorry who's face got melted?? Hardy?? fucking hell Judy

Lttl guy in the fuckn things. His face.

Technus.

Another version of you that went to help. Trying to find a big enough electrical source in the cafe to help him

2:28 PM

No luck so far. Could use some help

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU I AM ON MY WAY??

Cafe

OMW

Gonna give him my phone for now. See you when I get a new one.

OMW

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Thanks!

praying i dont gotta deal w a divorce

Is it that bad?

Its vry drmatic. I men a prsn almost got ther face meltd offf and she and asshl loks prty uset.

ITS PRETTY BAD.

2:34 PM

judy doesnt like people lying to her but. idk.

Is he lying?

cant tel. Smthng tels me hes jst learng bout ths now. Bt wht if hes jst a gud liar?

2:39 PM

Littl lwyr is gving him tme to figre thngs out

i dont think hes lying either but.........

I thnk thre migh b smthin wird gong on here.

agreed. but WHAT specifically is a bit harder.

Kep us updted? Gona go help littl lwyr and cat kid cheer up. Shnia wre gong to ur place.

heard that.

I'll open a bottle for ya. Come on over.

ur th bst!

if anyone needs me im at shanias for the next....while

[Private message to @Inferno Phantom (( @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) @ Whisprr ))] hey uh, can we talk sometime?

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[Private message to @Inferno Phantom (( @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) @ Whisprr ))] hey uh, can we talk sometime?

@LostHisLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) - jump [HellAndBack] About?

[HellAndBack] About?

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump things.

things.

@LostHisLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) - jump Descriptive. Sure. Have an idea for where?

thanks. idk, anywhere public? the cafe, maybe? ((If that's being used, tho, they can just talk somewhere else xD ))

The cafe tends to get... chaotic. How about the mall.

good point, mall works when's good for you?

Whenever. I'm not the one with a high school schedule to work around.

lol how considerate can you meet right now? or like, in 10, i guess?

Sure.

thanks. seeya soon ill be in the food court

beet up tre, suowed it whuz bos. Tim to fnd more rum and celibrate, mght take a swm n skltns beach. ~~mun is so sorry that everyone has to read this lololol~~

we fucked that tree UP bro

11:37 PM

It got a few good hits in though MAD RESPECT

mother nature

got a cul neu scr frm it so cant be mad. But we gut it gud, it wont sht tlk anymre.

Revenge

The trees, in fact, do hit back. They branched out to self defense.

Awful pun. Terrible.

Revenge

@Tree @ Whisprr (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump GVDSFBNJsa (it is very clear he dropped the phone and left whatever was written there) WHT HUE R U STIL HERE? WE KCKD UR AS

It was the best pun.

Why are you two fighting a tree, may I ask?

VLAD THE TREE STARTED IT

Trees do not start fights, they simply end them.

TRE INULTD ME AD WS VRY RUDE. it chllngd me nd u cnt bck dwn from a chllnge.

ARE THE VOWEL KEYS ON YOUR PHONE BROKEN

L plus Ratio boys

[original post] help i accident poison tech not on purpose was accident doctor help my lair urgent

WHAT

allergic blob ghost

WHAT?

..Sorry i mean WHAT?

L plus Ratio boys

@Tree @ Whisprr (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump IM CMING FR U AND UR BRNCHS YU TWG AS MTHRFUKR

help get doctor beast tech is allergic to ectopus

YOU FED RACCOON GHOST???

I am alright

ARE YOU??

I do not need a hospital or a doctor I will be fine

CALLING GUNTHER?

please do not call gunther

i messed up

THANK GOD WE HAVE GUNTHER

gunther is not needed I will be okay please do not call gunther

Oh dear

anyone with modern medical knowledge help

11:58 PM

my medical knowledge starts and ends in my short life time

SENDING GUNTHER. HE IS VERY GENTLE BE NOT AFRAID

... DO YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH DOCTORS RACCOON

11:59 PM

BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE HAVING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY BUT DO NOT WANT MEDICAL HELP

I do not need gunther I promise I will be okay

11:59 PM

and yes I very much have issues with doctors, I do not need one, I will be fine onn my own

HM.

all my fault so sorry

It is alright we will get him sorted

ssomeone get gunthhernout please

gunther is a bad doctor so i shot him

HELLO

did he lve?

UH......IS RACCOON STILL SICK..........

im helping

OKAY......IF HE NEEDS HELP WE HAVE A. NOT DOCTOR? THOUGH PANACEA IS KIND OF SPACEY

medicall malpractice is not cool

sewii seeyellow pona good

I DO NOT KNOW THEIR WHISPPR BUT I DO KNOW PESTYS

YOU DID WHAT

12:29 AM

YOU FUCKING SHOT GUNTHER--

He was sthrowing random pillss without askinng me anythgin

HES A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THIS IS A FUCKING WARCRIME?

medical professionals follow proceeddure

i am already criminal

He was sthrowing random pillss without askinng me anythgin

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump ITS HIS SPECIAL ABILITY YOU FOOL !!! HES NEVER BEEN WRONG

12:30 AM

HE HAS.. HAD A 100% SUCCESS RATE ON PATIENTS.. AND YOU SHOT HIM!!!!!

ill skin him and make his pelt a rug if you dont shut up

Skulker you have gone to far i am genuinely upset with you

he is a ghost im not touching his core or anything calm down

12:31 AM

beastys health is top priority

ITS HIS SPECIAL ABILITY YOU FOOL !!! HES NEVER BEEN WRONG

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump He should at least follow proceedure

call panacea now. urgent.

12:48 AM

urgent now immediate.

12:49 AM

core issue.

ON IT.

im sorry. i love you. run.

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.

[HellAndBack] The hell?

TODAY HAS BEEN A BUST.

th fuk is gong on? Do we ned to bsh sme hads in?

BULLET WHAT?

Fuck my Unlife

It's a lot

Bestie you have no fucking idea.

what the fuck is going on ??

[HellAndBack] ?

huh?

is this a prank Benjamin I'll fucking kill you

So. A lot happened last night.

please explain what has he done

From what I can suss out: Hardy very likely had no hand in the shattering. I got duped about a contract. Ben went to confront Walker by himself.

FUCK

10:38 AM

Someone tell Hardy

WHAT

You think I am not on that shit as we speak?

that is suicide is he off his fucking tits!!!

You think I am not on that shit as we speak?

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Sorry; I just woke up and brain is catching up on things.

that is suicide is he off his fucking tits!!!

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yes. We.... We think it may have been.

[HellAndBack] I am quite willing to offer my considerable maiming and destruction experience.

oh my god

I will admit to having provoked Bullet, but I did not actually think he would go to fight a Warden (edited)

ughhhsh,, I passed out at johnyy's...whats going on?

I will go tear into him if I need to

Hardy's been framed by some other Walker

Wow great job everyone you pushed Ben into killing himself. Round of applause

..okay that sounds plausible.

10:41 AM

im trying to figure out how johnny didnt sus him out instantly...i mean hes kinda stupid but

I would prefer it if no one went to fight the bastard currently. Mostly because there's not enough information

Don't say where. Are they safe?

im trying to figure out how johnny didnt sus him out instantly...i mean hes kinda stupid but

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm trying to figure that out too.

10:42 AM

Don't say where. Are they safe?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Very.

im trying to figure out how johnny didnt sus him out instantly...i mean hes kinda stupid but

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump To be fair, it's probable that to an untrained eye, all the Walkers flowed together

10:43 AM

Skeleton men with a standard outfit and a typical personality fitting for law and order

Fuck my Unlife

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump :CCCC !!! I'm sorry Judy. Do you want me to make you muffins too? They helped make Johnny feel better.

:CCCC !!! I'm sorry Judy. Do you want me to make you muffins too? They helped make Johnny feel better.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Tempting. Maybe later sugar. I'm ... I've got to do a lot of work.

Willng to thrw don to help. Nut gud if thres smeone wilng to hrt somene and frme anothr. I'm srry that happnd, had a felng smthing was off yezturdy whn we wer thre.

:CCCC !!! I'm sorry Judy. Do you want me to make you muffins too? They helped make Johnny feel better.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Ooh! We can exchange recipes! I can make bread buns and shortbread cookies; you also let me know what you like

Tempting. Maybe later sugar. I'm ... I've got to do a lot of work.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Okay :C Good luck and I hope everything turns out alright. * internet hugs *

Skeleton men with a standard outfit and a typical personality fitting for law and order

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump are you saying all walkers look the same?

KIDDING- but, ok fair enough

Ooh! We can exchange recipes! I can make bread buns and shortbread cookies; you also let me know what you like

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump I was gonna post my muffin recipe a bit later! I wanna learn how to make my own bread though that looks fun.

Willng to thrw don to help. Nut gud if thres smeone wilng to hrt somene and frme anothr. I'm srry that happnd, had a felng smthi...

@NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I am with this random person, I am absolutely willing to fight Dick as an apology to Bullet

I would prefer it if no one went to fight the bastard currently. Mostly because there's not enough information

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] Sounds like you'll have all the backup you could need, if you just say the word, Judy.

are you saying all walkers look the same?

KIDDING- but, ok fair enough

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump To the Untrained Eye! And to an uncultered person, but I like your kid

10:46 AM

I was gonna post my muffin recipe a bit later! I wanna learn how to make my own bread though that looks fun.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump We should make a time and place!

10:47 AM

I would prefer it if no one went to fight the bastard currently. Mostly because there's not enough information

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You have my number and something about LOTR and my bow and sword and axe

Ben's dead what the fuck are you talking about lord of the rings for-

[HellAndBack] Sounds like you'll have all the backup you could need, if you just say the word, Judy.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Seems as such. If any of you need me, text me.

Seems as such. If any of you need me, text me.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] Back at you.

Ben's dead what the fuck are you talking about lord of the rings for-

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump For kicking Dick and stuff

10:49 AM

Seems as such. If any of you need me, text me.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Ditto

jfc.

Seems as such. If any of you need me, text me.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump if y ned me, just rech out, stil geting used to ths thin but il answe as fast as i can. Gud for fights n gud tims ❤️

Seems as such. If any of you need me, text me.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I will also offer assistance. If you need me, call me @ (insert his phone number)

txt me if u need me judy im going to go on my rounds

I can't do anything but I'm rooting for you guys!! Get his ass!!

il get a few in fur u Guy, dont u wurry

goddamn what the fuck. judy girl youre always in on some crazy shit

il get a few in fur u Guy, dont u wurry

@NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump thanks man ily

[ Original Post ] Ingredients: 2 cups pastry flour 1/2 cup regular sugar 1/2 tsp table salt 1 cup milk 4 tbsp melted butter 2 eggs 1 tsp vanilla extract Cinnamon and poppy seeds to taste 1) Preheat the oven to 425 and line your muffin tray with the little paper thingies or just oil em up with crisco really good so they don't stick. 2) Put all the dry ingredients in a bowl and sift it all together with a fork or something. 3) Put all the wet ingredients in a different bowl and beat em together with a whisk until they're light. 4) Put the wet stuff in the dry stuff and mix mix mix mix em up gently for a little less than half a minute. It should be a lil bit lumpy. 5) Pour in the batter into the muffin tin until the little holes are about 2/3 of the way full. I like to put a little more cinnamon on top but you can use whatever you want. I've put nuts on em before and it was pretty tasty. 6) Put em in the oven! It should take about 20 minutes. You can check if they're done by poking one of the middle ones with a tooth pick. If it comes out without gunk on it that means they're done and you can take them out. Put the pan on the wire rack for a little bit and once they're not super hot take em out and put them directly on the wire rack so they can cool down the rest of the way.

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[ Original Post ] Ingredients: 2 cups pastry flour 1/2 cup regular sugar 1/2 tsp table salt 1 cup milk 4 tbsp melted butter 2 ...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump -liked- -reblogged- Thank you!

-liked- -reblogged- Thank you!

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump No problem :D !!

i lived. Can't text shit going down. Bad.

6

OH SHIT Du u ned a rescuu pary?

WHAT

Do you need backup?

Hm?

bUllissz,?

6

i lived. Can't text shit going down. Bad.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump D: ?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?! Do you need help ?????

wait wait wait

12:12 PM

Proof required. When you can.

cracked phone low battery (Blurry photo through a cracked lens- it's dark.. it looks convincingly enough like a photo Bullet would take - you can see his sword in the frame) Too close im fucked. Idiot

5

R u stil in prizun wth the asshle?

Fuck me running.

Do you need help?

Seconded, a bit winded earlier

cracked phone low battery (Blurry photo through a cracked lens- it's dark.. it looks convincingly enough like a photo Bullet wo...

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump i cant stand you. i hope you realize youre going to be yelled at until you explode

BEN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHERE ARE YOU

[original post] Homemade Bread Rolls 1/2 Ingredients To proof yeast 1/2 cup warm water (105-110 degrees F — warm but not hot) 1 tablespoon instant or active dry yeast (I use instant, but either works in this recipe) 1 teaspoon granulated sugar To make bun dough 2 cups warm water 1/2 cup melted unsalted butter 1/3 cup granulated sugar 1 tablespoon salt 6-7 cups all purpose or whole wheat flour Instructions Proof the yeast In a small bowl or liquid measuring cup, whisk together the warm water, yeast and sugar. Let sit for 10 minutes or until bubbly — this is how you know your yeast is working. This step is technically not required when using instant yeast, but it gives a puffiness.

1:25 PM

[original post] Homemade Bread Rolls 1/2 Ingredients To proof yeast 1/2 cup warm water (105-110 degrees F — warm but not hot) 1...

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump [original post] Rolls 2/2 Make the dough In the bowl of a stand mixer (or a very large bowl if you are kneading by hand), whisk together the 2 cups warm water, butter, ⅓ cup sugar and salt. Add the bubbly yeast mixture and stir to combine. Place the bowl in the stand mixer and put the dough hook on the machine. You can also knead by hand. Add the flour, one cup at a time, and mix until nearly combined before adding more. You can use all purpose or whole wheat or a combination. Start with 4-5 cups flour, mixing until each is incorporated. The closer you get to your dough being ready, the less flour you will add at once. We want a smooth, soft dough, never stiff, so we need to watch and stop adding flour at just the right moment. Add up to 6-7 cups flour total, very gradually at the end, until the dough comes together in a smooth, soft ball and does not stick to the sides of the stand mixer. When you touch it, it should be smooth and slightly tacky but not sticky. Place dough in a large lightly greased bowl (you can use the same bowl and grease it), and cover with plastic wrap or a clean kitchen towel. Set in a warm spot (I use the oven with the light on — turn the oven on to preheat for 2-4 minutes before turning off and adding the dough) and let rise until doubled, about 1.5 hours. Uncover dough, punch down, and roll out 20-24 rounds — smoothing the top and pinching the seam in the back to smooth (see video for additional details). Place on a parchment lined baking sheet and let rise (you don't have to cover them) in a warm spot for 30 to 90 minutes (instant yeast will be quicker) until doubled. Bake at 350 degrees for 15-20 minutes, until light golden brown.

[original post] Homemade Bread Rolls 1/2 Ingredients To proof yeast 1/2 cup warm water (105-110 degrees F — warm but not hot) 1...

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump :OOOO !!! Thank you !! I'll have to try this this weekend :D

[original post] HAI, WHATS THIS WEBSITE??

Neon child is that you

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YAS, HAI

YAS, HAI

@xXxBlo0d_RainxXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump how did you get a whisprr account--

how did you get a whisprr account--

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump IDK, WHY D U WANNA KNOW?

btw if any1 needs me im talking to hot techs skulker

I WOULD SAY WE ARE ALL HOT TECH BUT SOMEHOW I KNOW WHO YOU MEAN.

[original post] HAI, WHATS THIS WEBSITE??

@xXxBlo0d_RainxXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump It's whisprr. It's like myspace for ghosts and stuff. Danny's parents don't know I'm on here.

It's whisprr. It's like myspace for ghosts and stuff. Danny's parents don't know I'm on here.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump OH THATS SO COOL! YOU SEEM NICE BTW

OH THATS SO COOL! YOU SEEM NICE BTW

@xXxBlo0d_RainxXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :D Thank you! Also you might not wanna use all caps on the internet all the time cuz people read it as if you're Yelling or Angry !!!! 0_0

WHAT NO THEY DONT

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump They do but also that's just how you talk in real life so it's okay I think.

IGNORE THE MUSHROOM CHILD, YELL AS MUCH AS YOU WANT

OH NICKY I SAW THE POSTS FROM LAST NIGHT ARE YOU OKAY

I AM NOW,, GUNTHER THOUGH. LESS SO I AM CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH ALL MEDICAL BOOKS I COULD GET MY HANDS ON TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED

YAAAAAY YELLING

IGNORE THE MUSHROOM CHILD, YELL AS MUCH AS YOU WANT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump [ disliked this ]

IDK U BUT I HOPE UR OK TOO

THANK YOU RANDOM PERSON

I FORGOT GUNTHER GOT MURKED.. FIRST HIM NOW BEN? MAYBE? HAS ANYONE HEARD ANYTHING??

I AM NOW,, GUNTHER THOUGH. LESS SO I AM CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH ALL MEDICAL BOOKS I COULD GET MY HANDS ON TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HA...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump APPARENTLY SKULKER IS A FUCKING CANNIBAL???

I FORGOT GUNTHER GOT MURKED.. FIRST HIM NOW BEN? MAYBE? HAS ANYONE HEARD ANYTHING??

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump WAIT GUNTHER GOT HURT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DDDDDDD':

APPARENTLY SKULKER IS A FUCKING CANNIBAL???

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump YES- I. MADE THE MISTAKE OF NOT QUESTIONING WHAT I WAS EATING

PLEASE DON'T EAT DUBIOUS MEAT OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN

I FORGOT GUNTHER GOT MURKED.. FIRST HIM NOW BEN? MAYBE? HAS ANYONE HEARD ANYTHING??

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump GUNTHER GOT MURKED BECAUSE I GOT SCARED AND SKULKER REACTED TO THAT? I HONESTLY HAVE NO CLUE WHY SKULKER REACTED THAT WAY. I JUST SAID THAT HE WAS NOT FOLLOWING USUAL PROCEDURES, WHICH HAD ME, A PERSON WHO IS AFRAID OF DOCTORS, EXTRA TERIFFIED (edited)

2:25 PM

PLEASE DON'T EAT DUBIOUS MEAT OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I CAN NOT PROMISE I WILL NOT DO IT AGAIN

OY VEY

[original post] HOPE ITS OK TO POST MA ART HERE, I WORK RLLY HARD ON IT (ooc: spoiled for eyestrain, other than that its perfectly safe) (edited)

SPOILER

Is that a sparkledog?

1

IT LOOKS VERY GOOD! (ooc: ty for the censor)

1

[original post] HOPE ITS OK TO POST MA ART HERE, I WORK RLLY HARD ON IT (ooc: spoiled for eyestrain, other than that its perfec...

@xXxBlo0d_RainxXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Not bad! Love the colours and the swirls

1

[original post] HOPE ITS OK TO POST MA ART HERE, I WORK RLLY HARD ON IT (ooc: spoiled for eyestrain, other than that its perfec...

@xXxBlo0d_RainxXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :OOOOO !!!! OMG IT'S SOOOO CUUUUUTTEEE !! I LOVE THE LITTLE SWIRLIES

1

Very talented.

1

THX!!!

[Original post] I JUST REALIZED MY DEATH DAY FALLS ON THE NEXT AMÂMU :(

Aww, sorry to hear that

WHAT IS AMAMU AND IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN HELP YOU?

AMÂMU IS A HOLIDAY FROM MY UNIVERSE WHICH HAPPENS EVERY SEASONAL BLUE MOON,, I WAS HOPING TO FIND A FESTIVAL TO TAKE MY SKULKER TO

OH SHIT THAT SUCKS. MAYBE NEXT TIME?

I COULD STILL CELEBRATE IT, THOUGH MAYBE NOT PUBLICLY

WHAT HAPPENS ON DEATH DAYS FOR YOU? IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN HELP WITH IT?

DEATH DAYS IN MY UNIVERSE ARE BASICALLY THESE BIG TRAUMA ANNIVERSARIES, SOMETIMES GHOSTS FEEL PHANTOM PAINS, SOMETIMES THEY DO NOT I WILL MOST LIKELY BE WORKING ON PROJECTS TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THE ANXIETY

OH SAME IN MY UNIVERSE SORT OF. WHEN IS IT FOR YOU? SO I CAN MAKE SURE I'M AVAILABLE TO HELP IF YOU NEED ME.

IT IS ON THE 22ND OF AUGUST (edited)

NOTING THAT DOWN. I WILL BE AVAILABLE THEN IF YOU NEED ME.

THANK YOU

ALSO! SUMMER DEATH SQUAD.

OH! DID YOU DIE IN THE SUMMER TOO?

YEAH! JULY 13!

OH! I WILL MARK MY CALENDAR THEN. CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANY ASSISTANCE?

HANG ON LET ME DM YOU

ALRIGHT!

[DM: ELECTROTEK_SUPREME and xXBINGLE_BONGLEXx]

uuugggfhhhhdhdjddjf

10:07 AM

death days bad

you can do it judy I believe in you! I barely understand what a death day is but it sounds like it sucks

thaaaaanjd. sufferigg

U can du ths, ur a strng ladi!

If you need anything we’re here for you

10:22 AM

Ignore that heart, it was a typo…

awhhh softie kitty cat, its ok to have a heart yknow

[selfie of her curled up in bed. Looks like SHIT but Hardys clearly there petting her head]

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Ugh… Whatever. Why’s that jerk with you?

[selfie of her curled up in bed. Looks like SHIT but Hardys clearly there petting her head]

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I love you Judy. Take care of yourself and I hope everything'll be okay :'C

Ugh… Whatever. Why’s that jerk with you?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump oh right I didn't tell u. He didn't do it.

Really? Who then?

bastard walker by the looks of things. fucker used bullet to lie to me. one of these days...

I dont know how to explain that saying 'bastard walker' doesn't narrow it down that much, theyre all bastards

not my lil guy. and. dick. or Richard I Guess

shuld figur out whic one we ned to punc. No one is guna mes wit u n get awy with it.

looool. fair tbh. ill have to wait is all. im not much use today

true, well at least we all know who to go after now.

[HellAndBack] Whenever you're ready, just give the word.

BTW JUDY I JUST NAMED A RALTS AFTER YOU

So the guys here thinking of having a battle of the bands music fight thingy at some point. Not sure if anyone has any musical talent here but figured I’d let you guys know about it. We’ll settle a date and location another time.

press F to pay respects

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f I did tht riht, rigt?

... everything ok sunshine?

3:39 PM

but. f

press F to pay respects

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump MS. JUDY ARE YOU OKAY ??!??!?!?! DDDD:

death day. thats all its normal

press F to pay respects

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump F? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

no

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? DO YOU LIKE CASSEROLES? I HAVE NOT MADE ONE IN AROUND 50 YEARS BUT I MAKE PRETTY GOOD CASSEROLES THAT ARE GOOD TO CRY OVER

not having a great time right now but so help me I will haul myself over

i am at serving techs so you could send it there if u make one

i cn brig u sme fsh

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but i dont want too many people by rn tbh. head KILLING me

OF COURSE! I CAN ALSO BRING IBUPROFEN

I CAN HELP TOO (PLEASE LET ME HELP SKULKER IS SHOOTING PEOPLE AND I NEED AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE)

wd hlp, bze bn frd @

glad to see everyones day is hell lol

At the bar right now, I can send something over, or what. If anyone wants to bring food, bar has food

I WILL POP IN TO DELIVER THE FOOD SHORTLY, THEN BE ON MY WAY

(Under the caption is a picture of a cream of mushroom casserole baking in an oven, along with some clover rolls.. When the hell did he get a kitchen? (Just now. The answer is that it just spawned in))

ur so sweet.

3:56 PM

hm. i dont know if i can post this picture or if i should. actulaly. hm.

3:56 PM

okay everythings fine i just wanted to say that. ok.

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Sending hugs to you Judy!

ur so sweet.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump OF COURSE, DO YOU ALSO WANT ME TO BRING IBUPROFEN? I HAVE TOO MANY BOTTLES OF IT CURRENTLY-

OF COURSE, DO YOU ALSO WANT ME TO BRING IBUPROFEN? I HAVE TOO MANY BOTTLES OF IT CURRENTLY-

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump sure. dunno if itll work w my core

WHAT IS YOUR CORE TYPE? I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO MIGHT HAVE SOME THAT WILL WORK

fire....but its kind of cold today bc of the whole. stuff.

OH- HOLD ON THEN I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING IN MY LAIR

4:06 PM

WE ARE GOOD

(Under the caption is what looks like a regular bottle of extra strong Ibuprofen..? The lid has a red post-it note on it)

....wild. id appreciate it though i wont be very talkative

THAT IS ALRIGHT! I WILL LEAVE AS SOON AS I DELIVER IT SO THAT I DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY TALK YOUR EAR OFF

<:3c thanks buddy

Helping out at the bar. Will recover first before I can bring bread, or drinks. Just say the word

(An accidental voice memo is sent, it's of Technus screaming "SHIT MY CASSERO-" as a timer beeps)

4:10 PM

ALRIGHT I WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY! ALSO TELL CUNTY I AM COMING I DO NOT WANT TO SURPRISE HIM (Under the caption is a picture of a casserole and some clover rolls, they actually look really good)

ok

ALRIGHT I WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY! ALSO TELL CUNTY I AM COMING I DO NOT WANT TO SURPRISE HIM (Under the caption is a picture of...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump gotta give me the recipe, that looks so good and the rolls especially

I WILL SEND IT IN A BIT SKITTLES

what the fuck

[Original post] CLOVER ROLL RECIPE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY PEOPLE ARE IN DIRE NEED OF MY MOTHER'S CLOVER ROLL RECIPE:

TWO PACKETS OF NOT SHARING FAMILY SECRETS
½ CUP OF NOT EVEN SATAN HIMSELF COULD GET THIS RECIPE OUT OF ME
1 TEASPOON OF I DO NOT HAVE A PHYSICAL COPY OF THE RECIPE
1 ½ CUPS OF LOVE <3

VERY SHORT AND QUICK, HOPE THIS HELPS ;3

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dang, that could have been a great cafe special.

its still possible to figure out, just go with your gut when it comes to cooking. Thats what my nana's always said.

EXACTLY! JUST GO WITH YOUR GUT

6:18 PM

UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING PASTRIES

6:18 PM

IF YOU ARE MAKING PASTRIES MEASURE EVERYTHING BY WEIGHT

6:18 PM

YOU WILL RUIN IT IF NOT

IF YOU ARE MAKING PASTRIES MEASURE EVERYTHING BY WEIGHT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump THIS THIS THIS !!!!!!!!! >:OOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!

YES! THANK YOU MUSHROOM CHILD! :]

Aha, I will see how that recipe pans out once I get home.

It’s May 1st, you know what that means https://x.com/stvmbles/status/1785834491107320127?s=46&t=j1SJbsO2R6ecKn5w_LG7KQ

(@stvmbles) on X

It’s SpongeBob time

10:29 PM

https://x.com/stvmbles/status/1785753656924495981?s=46&t=j1SJbsO2R6ecKn5w_LG7KQ

(@stvmbles) on X

One of the most iconic SpongeBob episodes of all time

10:29 PM

https://x.com/stvmbles/status/1785181534489571399?s=46&t=j1SJbsO2R6ecKn5w_LG7KQ

(@stvmbles) on X

That one banned episode of SpongeBob

10:30 PM

https://x.com/lulsalec/status/1785163380598161841?s=46&t=j1SJbsO2R6ecKn5w_LG7KQ

alec

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️ (@lulsalec) on X

In honor of Mean Girls turning 24 today. Here’s the full movie

10:30 PM

https://x.com/stvmbles/status/1785097575235719552?s=46&t=j1SJbsO2R6ecKn5w_LG7KQ

(@stvmbles) on X

SpongeBob time

10:31 PM

Yeah, that’s what I had downloaded for now. Enjoy

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump Woah you can do that?? :O

Woah you can do that?? :O

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Yeah! I mean illegally. Worse they can do is take it down for copyright infringement online.

Yeah! I mean illegally. Worse they can do is take it down for copyright infringement online.

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump COOL!!! Screw the law !!! >:D

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RED ALERT THERE IS GIRL X GIRL AT DA ~~CLUB~~ BAR RN

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RED ALERT THERE IS GIRL X GIRL AT DA ~~CLUB~~ BAR RN

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@xXxBlo0d_RainxXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ????? Good for them. You don't gotta be weird about it though.

HUH? WEIRD HOW?

People can be gay, kid

I KNOW

HUH? WEIRD HOW?

@xXxBlo0d_RainxXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump two girls kissing or whatever is just normal and stuff.

WHY R U SAYING IT LIKE IT WAS A BAD THING?

And someone can be non binary and go by different pronouns.

11:02 PM

WHY R U SAYING IT LIKE IT WAS A BAD THING?

@xXxBlo0d_RainxXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump It's your tone; people don't like to be outed.

I open up whisprr after ages and this is what's on my dashboard

WHAT DOES OUTED MEAN?

I open up whisprr after ages and this is what's on my dashboard

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Hi Tucker :DDDD !!!! Your alternate self beat Fassad in mother 3 for me so thank you.

I was about to make a post about staying up WAY too late playing DOOMED on a school night and how my parents are totally gonna kill me but this post is distracting

WHAT DOES OUTED MEAN?

@xXxBlo0d_RainxXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Some people who're gay don't want people to know they're gay i think.

Hey Dani! hope you're doing okay

Some people who're gay don't want people to know they're gay i think.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I DIDN'T SAY WHO IT WAS THO

Hey Dani! hope you're doing okay

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump I'm okay! I've been trying to not say mean stuff about myself cuz Jazz said it was bad.

What is up gamers - can i get a massive F in the chat for my marriage. One like = one prayer

WHAT

Love loses everybody

WHAT!?

WHAT???

whast

What is up gamers - can i get a massive F in the chat for my marriage. One like = one prayer

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump What D: ?!?!?!

YOU GOT DIVORCED? shit! Im sorry dude. F

Oh. I am sorry.

making terry uncomfortable hours whos up

im not a couples therapist but by god. im failing.

I mean. It could be funny but. Are you like okay

no

YEHA IM NO FUCKING SURPRISED WHAT IN GODS GREEN EARTH HAPPENDD?!?!?

I AM SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE DIVORCE ARC

DO YOU NEED ME TO FIGHT YOUR SKULKER FOR YOU

sory bout the divorc, that suks

Skulkers only know how to charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie.

.

11:28 PM

SHOULD WE COME OVER.

I WILL ALSO BASH HIS HEAD IN FOR YOU, JUST SAY THE WORD

Leave my stupid husband ex husband alone boys

11:28 PM

He's not worth it

UNDERSTOOD

YES- SHOULD WE COME OVER? WOULD YOU LIKE FOR US TO COME OVER? I CAN BRING MORE FOOR

Skulkers only know how to charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Uhm.

FOOD*

YES WE CAN COME OVER

Tell me im wrong skulker

11:29 PM

I don't know guys Judy is here and unwell and Terry looks like hes shat himself idk

.

11:29 PM

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEEND BUBBY.

four techs might kill him

WHAT HAPPENED

There are certainly a few things I do not do on that list. I am sorry to hear about your marriage.

Emphasis on the lie part

There are certainly a few things I do not do on that list. I am sorry to hear about your marriage.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump IT'S TRUE. HE CAN'T DANC.E

...I should mind my business. Got it.

TL;DR Skulky Wulky went behind my back and got Johnny, Ben AND Hardy cored

And fucked Judy over massively. Yippee

.

WHAT THE FUCK

.

11:32 PM

EXCUSE ME?!?

Why would that idiot go and do all of that?

CUNTY. MAY I PLEASE GO AND TEAR HIS SUIT APART WHILE HIS NERVE SYSTEM IS STILL ACTIVE.

I hurd a homan talk abut meting in a wfle huse prking lot, when can i do tht to skuler?

Oh. Wow.

Nobody touch him i am boiling mad but he's my husband and i will be the one killing him if it happens

11:34 PM

TL;DR Walker i guess

GOTCHA

OK NO HARM. JUST. HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS

[HellAndBack] That's a hell of a screw up.

If you are anything like us, things will return to how they once were with time. Perhaps some gifts. That is typically my go-to solution for forgiveness.

whn cun we fite the walkr insted? Sumone neds to b punhed

You are telling me. Colossal fuck up i would say. Usually his stupidity is endearing but people almost died.

wait wait wait other me work for walker how and why

JESUS FCUKING CHRIST.

yeah it was bad

recooping at techs

You are telling me. Colossal fuck up i would say. Usually his stupidity is endearing but people almost died.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump WHAT.

That is actually why i came online I would like to do an interest check on amassing a small army to kill Walker when things have cooled off and my marriage is hopefully not in shambles.

I AM ABSOLUTELY GOING TO BE JOINING

WHAT.

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Walker was intending on shattering cores it is a miracle he did not

you are the technus with the weirdly blue eyes right if so i am joining and i will crush his skull to paste

I would be interested in killing a Walker. I have always dreamed of it.

Walker was intending on shattering cores it is a miracle he did not

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON I SHOULD NOT GO DO SOMETHING STUPID

I would be interested in killing a Walker. I have always dreamed of it.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump when hardy reforms im telling

You two are endearing to me but I am mad at a version of you so my feelings are complex

when hardy reforms im telling

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Like I haven't already told him.

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON I SHOULD NOT GO DO SOMETHING STUPID

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump 1. Ben did the same thing and died. end of.

[HellAndBack] So I'm all in on going after that particular Walker. I do want to point out that this is a public social platform, and talking on here might have been an issue already.

h yeah

i had to sign a contract that i was not allowed to read so i would like to know i wont die if he does

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1. Ben did the same thing and died. end of.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump FAIR ENOUGH

[HellAndBack] So I'm all in on going after that particular Walker. I do want to point out that this is a public social platform...

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Fuck him I want him to see this and be concerned

That is actually why i came online I would like to do an interest check on amassing a small army to kill Walker when things have...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I got u, jst let me kno when n whre

What are we doing?

h yeah

i had to sign a contract that i was not allowed to read so i would like to know i wont die if he does

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] ... the fuck. Is a contract signed in duress and without knowledge of its contents even binding?

other day i found it ridiculous the idea of another version of me being stupid enough to work for walker someone find the bullet i gutted ages ago and tell him i am sorry and i was wrong because apparently version of me that is that stupid exists

[HellAndBack] ... the fuck. Is a contract signed in duress and without knowledge of its contents even binding?

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump normally id say no but you never know with ghost contracts

jail break 2 or 3 maybe, I lost count at this point. Actually it's less of a jail break and more of a "beating the shit out of Dick again"

I'm joining in.

Hey Walker

If you're reading this, do us all a favour and core yourself before I get my hands on you- Believe me buddy it will be a small mercy compared to the pure unbridled rage I will be unleashing on you!

GOOP HOLE 2. I HAVE TO JOKE BECAUSE IF I DONT I WILL CRY.

other day i found it ridiculous the idea of another version of me being stupid enough to work for walker someone find the bullet...

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump That is Ben, he tried to fight him and died.

normally id say no but you never know with ghost contracts

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] Hm. ... so I'm going to suggest something dumb. But not here.

[HellAndBack] Hm. ... so I'm going to suggest something dumb. But not here.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump oh exciting. fms?

PLEASE stop calling it goop hole I'm begging

dms even. im dying

GOOP HOLE.

i wunna knw wht the plan is

Oh yeah, dm us all the details

YOU FUCKING BASTARD

Return of Snoise

I'LL KILL YOU

I hurd pple dont lke the wurd MOIST. iz that tru?

AlumbianChronicler started a thread. 5/1/2024 11:42 PM

Oh, we’re going after Walker? Count me in.

at least me working for walker is fun and games and tense

any1 got frnds that arnt on hre that can help fght?

...seeing as I got trapped in the walls and blew up last time, I might sit this one out. Have fun guys.

Coward.

any1 got frnds that arnt on hre that can help fght?

@NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump UH. NOT EXACTLY A FRIEND BUT SHE IS CERTAINLY VERY GOOD WITH HER SWORD

I can distract, or turn into a giant snake. Just count me in.

HARD TO SAY. MIGHT ROPE IN JOHNNY AND KITTY

UH. NOT EXACTLY A FRIEND BUT SHE IS CERTAINLY VERY GOOD WITH HER SWORD

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump c if thy can fght wit us thn if u can. More hand be betr for fght

you sure johnnys in any condition to fight? last time I saw him he was barely staying whole

c if thy can fght wit us thn if u can. More hand be betr for fght

@NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I WAS ALREADY PLANNING ON JOINING THE FIGHT

Maybe not them then

Quite the armada you're forming. Real threatening stuff.

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They’ve been through enough

Quite the armada you're forming. Real threatening stuff.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump you are walker arent you

u alwys ned a crew. U shuld knw that.

Quite the armada you're forming. Real threatening stuff.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OKAY MAYBE WE SHOULD NOT PLAN THIS ONLINE

Of course it's fucking walker bens IN MY FRUIT BOWL RN

Quite the armada you're forming. Real threatening stuff.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [Angry Emoji]

DSFSDF THEN WHY ARE WE PLANNING THIS SHIT ONLINE?????

Quite the armada you're forming. Real threatening stuff.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump

Aw poor little guy

ALSO GET BULLET A PILLOW??? FRUIT BOWLS ARE NOT COMFORTABLE

no more online planning but walker enjoy your last few existing days before i shatter your core with my bare hands

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Take me to dinner first Skulker x

Take me to dinner first Skulker x

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Rude. Should've been me.

WELL THN BRNG IT U FUKING WORTHLS EXUSE OF A PIG. Il met u at the wfle huse parkng lot.

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@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Aww hi Bee

Rude. Should've been me.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump dude c'mon, time and place

Rude. Should've been me.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump At least I can give you poison.

Aww hi Bee

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump oh my FUCKING god.

Aw poor little guy

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump MAN YOU ARE REALLY LIVING UP TO YOUR NAME

tech. please hold me down irl im about to get out of bed

dude c'mon, time and place

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I WAS TALKING TO THE ASSHOLE

HEY WALKER HOW ARE YOU [Every word in this post is a hyperlink that downloads a file which forces the user's computer or phone to log out of all social media accounts.] (edited)

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GET CREATIVE WITH YOUR PERSONALITY, ANCIENTS- YOU BUY IT IN A SPENCERS?

Rude. Should've been me.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump You are a sick perverted pathetic excuse of a man. A weirdo even. I consider technus and his exploits to be normal in comparisson to whatever the fuck is going on in that demented little skull of yours.

I WAS TALKING TO THE ASSHOLE

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump I know I can read dipshit

tech. please hold me down irl im about to get out of bed

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Ignore him Judy hes provoking you on purpose

Trouble in paradise all around i see

im siccing his wife on him

You are a sick perverted pathetic excuse of a man. A weirdo even. I consider technus and his exploits to be normal in compariss...

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump

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Wow... you sound like a dick.

HEY WALKER HOW ARE YOU [Every word in this post is a hyperlink that downloads a file which forces the user's computer or phone t...

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump [Knows technus well enough NOT to click hyperlinks..]

Wow... you sound like a dick.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump GUESS WHAT THIS BASTARDS NAME IS

You are kidding?

Trouble in paradise all around i see

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Please, you’re barely a blip at this point. No ghost worth their salt just cores people for no reason.

HE IS A DICK. AND A SICK AND TROUBLED ONE AT THAT. [Every word in this post is a hyperlink that downloads a file which forces the user's computer or phone to log out of all social media accounts. He knows this probably wont work but that won't stop him from embedding it in all his posts.]

You are kidding?

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I AM NOT

I know I can read dipshit

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Apologies, I thought you were talking about Skulker

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@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Being gay doesn't excuse being a fucking freak. You're making the community look terrible.

Apologies, I thought you were talking about Skulker

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump no I'm talking to the guy hitting on the murderer??

What the fuck is wrong with you

would rather shatter my own core than go out with walker ok

no I'm talking to the guy hitting on the murderer??

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump THIS WAS BEFORE HE DID A LOT OF SHIT WITH THIS.

11:53 PM

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Who's the damn hypocrite now

Please, you’re barely a blip at this point. No ghost worth their salt just cores people for no reason.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Big talk coming from the kitty cat with mental issues.

THIS WAS BEFORE HE DID A LOT OF SHIT WITH THIS.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump you mean 0.2 seconds ago? never mind I'm going to bed

Who's the damn hypocrite now

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump She's my girlfriend you fucking moron.

also if this disrupts my hunting trip dibs on walkers core i was excited for my hunting trip damn it

She's my girlfriend you fucking moron.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Excuse me?!

Not after what i've been reading in here i'm not touching you with a 30ft pole

Big talk coming from the kitty cat with mental issues.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump What ghost doesn’t have mental issues, creep.

Not me. I am perfectly sound of mind.

.

LMAO

Not me. I am perfectly sound of mind.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Liar

Doubt

Your mind is wack

Not me. I am perfectly sound of mind.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump TELL ME THAT IS A JOKE

I AM NOT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Wow... so not ACAB but ACAD?

Interesting posts tonight, all.

Wow... so not ACAB but ACAD?

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump YEAH, BASICALLY

Well this has been fun but unless anyone has anything to say to me I've got shit to do.

you mean 0.2 seconds ago? never mind I'm going to bed

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Make that about a day ago

Well this has been fun but unless anyone has anything to say to me I've got shit to do.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Leaving ALREADY? Always running, aren't you?

Make that about a day ago

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump you were literally just complaining that dick wasn't hitting on you what are you talking about

Well this has been fun but unless anyone has anything to say to me I've got shit to do.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Go cram your damn rulebook where the sun don’t shine, warden.

you were literally just complaining that dick wasn't hitting on you what are you talking about

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Tastes can change and sometimes it fluxes, I dunno I'm feeling a lot tonight and I need to sleep, been a long fucking day

Leaving ALREADY? Always running, aren't you?

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Sorry who the fuck is this? do i know you.

Go cram your damn rulebook where the sun don’t shine, warden.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump -liked-

Tastes can change and sometimes it fluxes, I dunno I'm feeling a lot tonight and I need to sleep, been a long fucking day

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump ok dude you clearly had too much to drink if your feelings change within like a minute.

11:58 PM

anyway dick you suck

Sorry who the fuck is this? do i know you.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Of course you know me, Ricky.

Go cram your damn rulebook where the sun don’t shine, warden.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Poetic

ok dude you clearly had too much to drink if your feelings change within like a minute.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Absolutely not, I am sober. Just. Exhausted.

Of course you know me, Ricky.

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Fucking christ

Get his ass girl

Well... this is interesting.

ok dude you clearly had too much to drink if your feelings change within like a minute.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump POISE IS A COP SCHTUPPER WE KNEW THIS ANYWAYS FUCK DICK HE SUCKS

Fucking christ

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Honestly, your flirting has gotten even worse than when we were together. I thought you'd be smarter than this.

Is that the worst you can do, try harder.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I don't think you want to see the worst I can do, again.

12:02 AM

Anyways. Anyone who's on this little campaign, just ask me for any weak points or other ways to hobble him! :)

Spill the tea!

Contact me in private so little Ricky doesn't get any ideas about patching holes in his defense.

I THINK I AM GOING TO LOG OFFLINE BEFORE I BREAK A TABLE OR SOMETHING, DM ME WITH INFORMATION WHEN PLANS ARE MADE

I mean I hear a clean shot between the legs still works.

Hitting below the belt, what a low blow. tututut.

I would say that is a very cheap method, but the prey doesn't deserve basic respect.

Hitting below the belt, what a low blow. tututut.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Coming from a guy who's a coward

Hitting below the belt, what a low blow. tututut.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Says the guy who constantly takes his own personal grievances on innocent ghosts

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agree with other me this walker does not deserve respect

Coming from a guy who's a coward

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Coward? Pray tell how. Why don't you come over and i'll show you cowardice.

says the guy who tried to go for below the belt before

CAREFUL DICKIEBOY. POISE MIGHT TAKE THAT AS A FLIRT. [One again. Every word in this post is a hyperlink that downloads a virus logging you out of everything.]

Says the guy who constantly takes his own personal grievances on innocent ghosts

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'm sure i'm not the only one in here who's done terrible things to good people. I can think of a few. None of your hands are clean, are they.

CAREFUL DICKIEBOY. POISE MIGHT TAKE THAT AS A FLIRT. [One again. Every word in this post is a hyperlink that downloads a virus l...

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump You know me so well

Well... I suspect I will hear some interesting stories.

I'm sure i'm not the only one in here who's done terrible things to good people. I can think of a few. None of your hands are c...

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump mine are

Coward? Pray tell how. Why don't you come over and i'll show you cowardice.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You ever watch what you say?

12:08 AM

mine are

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YES

Happy to get mine dirty if it keeps ghosts like you from hurting anyone.

I'm sure i'm not the only one in here who's done terrible things to good people. I can think of a few. None of your hands are c...

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [HellAndBack] You say that like having dirtied hands doesn't make it easier to dirty them again.

The first few times are the hardest. After that is it a lot easier.

Shaking in my boots everyone, really quivering in fear over here.

I'll join as well. Sounds fun.

Shaking in my boots everyone, really quivering in fear over here.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ur a jackas and i cant wat 2 kic ur ass.

It's a date everyone, do let me know when you're arriving i'll roll out the welcome mat and pop some bottles

Good, plenty of us can bring the punch to your face.

[HellAndBack] You say that like having dirtied hands doesn't make it easier to dirty them again.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I admit, I am curious about whatever idea is up your sleeve.

…Work on your fighting talk…

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I tried

Good, plenty of us can bring the punch to your face.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump This guy's hilarious actually. Can't wait to see you again, hugs and kisses you little freak.

I admit, I am curious about whatever idea is up your sleeve.

@Seirei Astrais Marriam Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump [HellAndBack] Violence.

[HellAndBack] Violence.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Judging by the room, you have to get in line.

Judging by the room, you have to get in line.

@Star Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump [HellAndBack] Eh, more ideas for violence.

This guy's hilarious actually. Can't wait to see you again, hugs and kisses you little freak.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump play the song "Diablo" by Simon Curtis

[HellAndBack] Eh, more ideas for violence.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Well, I would be curious to hear some of those. I might have a few suggestions.

You're like a walking gay stereotype, you know that?

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Come up with a better insult

BETTER A WALKING GAY STEREOTYPE THAN WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE

Was that supposed to be upsetting? Because that was weak.

Well, I would be curious to hear some of those. I might have a few suggestions.

@Star Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump [HellAndBack] Later. Off the public record.

Come up with a better insult

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Come up with a better gimmick.

BETTER A WALKING GAY STEREOTYPE THAN WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump -liked-

[HellAndBack] Later. Off the public record.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Of course, public is not always the best way to manage discussions like this.

12:22 AM

Besides, I need to kick your butt in a sword fight~

[HellAndBack] You can certainly try.

I have been told I am very trying.

hey

5:16 AM

saw this was a thing

5:16 AM

is Aether around?

Present, what’s up?

it’s Sam, on Danny’s phone

5:17 AM

something happened

5:17 AM

just wanna give a heads up in case ya come back and see me in bad shape

5:18 AM

d left it behind

What? Where?

usual place

5:19 AM

im better now

Alright, I’ll be there in a sec.

see you

5:25 AM

danny said he’s busy with something in the city

5:25 AM

won’t see him for now

Fair enough. Would just be like normal haha

ahaha

5:33 AM

sory I got curious and scrolls up

5:33 AM

sorry, scrolled

5:33 AM

uhhh have fun you all

Eh, we’ll be fine. We kicked the guy’s ass with fewer people before:

gotcha

5:37 AM

danny mentioned something about observant tower a few days back

5:38 AM

I asked him why he said it was because of walker

5:38 AM

ah well

Ohhh different Walker

how many walkers are there

Uh… two… four? Yeah four I think.

got it

Don’t worry, two of ‘em are friendly…ish.

ill take your word for it

Do we have a distinct way to tell the nice ones apart from the ones we want to drop kick off a cliff?

mine is cute

that doesn't help

I THINK THERE'S FIVE WALKERS ACTUALLY

tf you mean FIVE?

Five?

HARDY, THE ONE WITH THE DOGS, MINE, SVOLOTSH WALKER, AND THE WALKER WHO CALLED ME A FROG FOR SOME REASON

oh my god

Ugh, five.

for a real answer: most times hardys got human features and a wedding ring

12:45 PM

dick has face scars courtesy of moi

That helps narrow it down a bit. I think they need stickers for ID purposes.

[HellAndBack] Hrm.

big agree.

I say the one named Dick... well there are sharpies and I am sure drawing a great giant one on him is a testament to his name is appropriate.

l o l

What the actual hell.

worlds a fuck

10000000 dead cops

btw does anyone know if that phantom whos actually capable of using the crown has like. social media. or is he Full Ancient King

...

1:15 PM

Me. It's me.

oh awesome lol. can i dm you real quick like

HARDY, THE ONE WITH THE DOGS, MINE, SVOLOTSH WALKER, AND THE WALKER WHO CALLED ME A FROG FOR SOME REASON

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump FROG IS A SORT OF SLUR USED AGAINST FRENCH PEOPLE, HE WAS ASSUMING YOU ARE FRENCH BECAUSE I AM FRENCH (edited)

OH. I GENUINELY THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE WE'RE GREEN.

NO, UNFORTUNATELY NOT

jfc. he's much less cute as an adult huh

YEAH,,

oh awesome lol. can i dm you real quick like

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Of course.

im gonna be doing some training today, if anybody needs me for some reason @ me i guess. wish me luck

Happy training.

Oh, you’re getting training from someone else now?

what? im not allowed to have other sparring partners? I dont remember signing a contract

It's from me.

No no that’s not what I meant!

2:03 PM

It’s good to learn from others, I’m just surprised you’re doing it.

hi Danny here

Is it sparring or a date?

muting this because my phone is blowing up now

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Fair ‘nuff dude

1

hi Danny here

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump :DDDD !!!! Hi Danny !!!!!

It’s good to learn from others, I’m just surprised you’re doing it.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump the hell is that supposed to mean

2:05 PM

Is it sparring or a date?

@Star Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump it can be both, but its MAINLY sparring...im taking this deathly seriously.

Is that what they call it now? Manly sparring?

it can be both, but its MAINLY sparring...im taking this deathly seriously.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I think sparring can make for a good date. Can still be serious, but having someone you enjoy being around for it is... nice.

thats true, you get me.

2:10 PM

Is that what they call it now? Manly sparring?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump mainly, not manly. it is manly dont get me wrong but...not what I said, meow meow

Ugh, stop calling me that!

GOT BORED, MADE THIS. [technusgame.zip] [The download, unfortunately, contains a computer virus as well as a silly low-poly platforming game with Technus himself as the protagonist.] [The virus makes it so your computer is unable to do anything other than play the game. Once the game is won, it deletes the virus.]

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goddammit technus

. . . Why did I click that.

HAVE FUN EVERYBODY

Well then

IS IT AN ACTUAL GAME? BECAUSE I AM TEMPTED TO DOWNLOAD IT ONTO MYSELF AND SPEED RUN IT

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DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT ONTO YOURSEF HOLY SHIT

3:55 PM

DOWNLOAD IT ONTO A COMPUTER

SO THERE IS A VIRUS IN IT. UNDERSTOOD

I WILL LIVESTREAM MYSELF PLAYING THROUGH IT ON MY COMPUTER THEN

GOT BORED, MADE THIS. [technusgame.zip] [The download, unfortunately, contains a computer virus as well as a silly low-poly plat...

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Danny told me not to trust any files you post. :C

IT IS AN ACTUAL VIDEO GAME IT IS JUST NOT COMPATIBLE WITH SOFTWARE THAT IS ALSO PEOPLE

IF YOU INSIST :3

WAIT HANG ON

It is enjoyable to play at least.

[Sends DMs to @xXBingle_BongleXx, @TECHHEAD, and @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx, all with a file labelled "technusgamesafe.zip"]

4:05 PM

SENT A SAFE VERSION TO THE OTHER MES. EVERYONE ELSE YOURE ON YOUR OWN.

THANK YOU XOX

I will do my best to beat it.

[original post] REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU WANT A POKÉMON NAMED AFTER YOU IN MY CURRENT POKÉMON SAPPHIRE PLAYTHROUGH

IF YOU FIND A PLUSLE, COULD YOU NAME IT AFTER ME?

[If Wulf Had a Whisprr he would totally be a pokemon]

. . . I would say Charizard, but that isn't a dragon type.

I HAVE TWO POKÉMON I NAMED TECHNUS ALREADY LMAO

DAMN

Why not a third?

ONE OF THEM IS A PORYGON. YES I HACKED THAT IN

Have you ever been to Japan?

NOT WHEN I WAS ALIVE BUT SORT OF AFTER I DIED.

Ah, ever been to the pokemon center there?

NOPE

You should absolutely go. It is... actually rather delightful.

d left his phone again

8:57 PM

hi im Sam

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Good news, Hardy is no longer a core. We turned him into ramune! He is all better now.

it was xtremely funny

He got dunked.

WHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK????

RIP??

Good news, Hardy is no longer a core. We turned him into ramune! He is all better now.

@Star Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump What's a ramune and does that mean he's okay ????? D:

Hardy Ramune. Hard Lemonade

Stuck him in a bottlef boooze

Congrats

Stuck him in a bottlef boooze

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Why?

Cause he was thirst.

10:32 PM

thirsty

Stuck him in a bottlef boooze

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump wanted to see if itd work

Congrats

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [technusgameforyou.zip] [It's the game from earlier except the virus doesn't get removed and it just totally bricks your computer.]

Keep trying technus its real cute

NO THIS ONE IS AN ACTUAL GAME LMAO

What's a ramune and does that mean he's okay ????? D:

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Marble soda!!! I will bring some when we do sparring! I need to get you and Inferno to Japan soon. I got you something too!

its true :3

Keep trying technus its real cute

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [screenshots from the game.] SEE

Marble soda!!! I will bring some when we do sparring! I need to get you and Inferno to Japan soon. I got you something too!

@Star Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Why's Mr. Walker a soda?

[technusgameforyou.zip] [It's the game from earlier except the virus doesn't get removed and it just totally bricks your compute...

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Not clicking this again. I like using my computer for things other than gaming.

Why's Mr. Walker a soda?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump His core was like a marble and we stuck it in alcohol. So now he is ramune.

Kinda disappointed it didn't make him drunk

he could be. hes very good at hiding it when hes mad lol

Should have used Firewater.

Having fun at the bar are we

Go fuck yourself

WHEN I FIND YOU YOU ARE GOING TO WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN

His core was like a marble and we stuck it in alcohol. So now he is ramune.

@Star Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Why would you do that ?! O_o

For science.

[prisonsecurityfootage.exe] [It's a trojan virus. It's just a trojan virus.]

Why would you do that ?! O_o

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump i was mad at him

i was mad at him

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Okay that makes sense.

10:42 PM

[prisonsecurityfootage.exe] [It's a trojan virus. It's just a trojan virus.]

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Danny still thinks I should trust any downloads you post :'C

Danny still thinks I should trust any downloads you post :'C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump HES RIGHT.

THAT WAS FOR WALKER LMAO

Specifically the one who is a prick.

You people are so desperate and yet so pathetic its laughable

Aha. ...Ha.

[fuckyouwalker.exe] [This is just a Pokémon ROM hack with all the Pokémon replaced with Technus. No virus. It's a false sense of security.]

5

You people are so desperate and yet so pathetic its laughable

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump SAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO FORCED ME TO SIGN THIS GODDAMNED EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT. A SECRETARY?! ARE YOU INSANE?!! IM GOING TO KILL YOU

You people are so desperate and yet so pathetic its laughable

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You don't particularly know enough about me to pass any sort of judgement, buddy.

SAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO FORCED ME TO SIGN THIS GODDAMNED EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT. A SECRETARY?! ARE YOU INSANE?!! IM GOING TO KILL YOU

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump See you Monday morning

I'll send the uniform over too if you like.

See you Monday morning

I'll send the uniform over too if you like.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ........UNIFORM?!

........UNIFORM?!

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I can steal it from you if you like.

send it over. i want to see exactly what im going to KILL YOU about

I can steal it from you if you like.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Pervert, read the fucking room.

10:51 PM

send it over. i want to see exactly what im going to KILL YOU about

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Alright

Pervert, read the fucking room.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I know; I can burn it for her

I know; I can burn it for her

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Everybody knows that wasn't what you meant. Freak.

Everybody knows that wasn't what you meant. Freak.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Pot calling kettle black there

This is an interesting lover's quarrel.

3

SNRK

'[DM to HellAndBack]` What are you up to right now?

Jeez, catching up in here is always a time.

This is an interesting lover's quarrel.

@Star Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Depends on the lovers

My partner would respond, but she currently is recovering from doing something incredibly stupid. So I have stolen her phone. But yes, I suppose it does depend.

[HellAndBack] I'd apologize, but she knew what she was getting into.

Unfortunately, she did. Yet made the choice anyway. I do not think she expected you to break the stone however.

9:01 AM

Why did you agree?

[HellAndBack] In my defense, breaking the stone was an accident. But I'm not going to apologize for it. She needed to stop thinking for a while.

I have mixed feelings about that accident. Ah yes... I suppose the recent topics would have spurred that on. Suppose it is better than wallowing in self loathing.

[HellAndBack] Seems there's a lot of people around here with a bad habit of that.

Are you among them?

@HellAndBack

[HellAndBack] I didn't say any names. Eh... I wouldn't say I wallow in it.

Hello Phantom. So, less wallowing and more wading through it? Enough to agree to a fight. At least I can see why she was training so hard as of late.

9:08 AM

Oh, Phantom. Seirei has said that she has been "dunked". However she seems disappointed that it wasn't liquor.

[HellAndBack] Yeah, I'm... working on it. Got plenty of blood and ecto on my hands to fill the wading pool.

Oh. Heh. Good. The tank's weirdly calming, actually, so maybe she'll actually get some sleep.

Hm... I think an actual conversation would serve you both well. And yes, I think she might. Too tired for nightmares at least.

I have gotten my phone privileges returned.

[Original post] Training went uh...fine? I might get a gym membership or something.

Do gym membership allow for the training you need?

I mean maybe? at least some basic cardio might help.

…Cardio huh? Vlad can’t help you with that?

L.o.l

LOL

Ah, yeah I suppose that would work. I just usually take to hiking everywhere. Might start doing more of that now.

…Cardio huh? Vlad can’t help you with that?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Im putting 'hunt Aether for sport' on my work out plan

Ah, then you both get exercise.

hiking sounds fun actually

Pretty sure Skulker’s already got dibs on that right now

It really is nice, there are mountains near my place that I like getting lost in. Especially when I can go off the path.

I'll have to see if there are any good spots near here...and maybe I can find an empty spot to like, I dont know, fight tree stumps or something.

I'll have to see if there are any good spots near here...and maybe I can find an empty spot to like, I dont know, fight tree stu...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You can borrow my isle if you’d like?

5:18 PM

It’s got a few rocks and trees still standing on it, kinda? I can always make more targets

I wouldn't mind that. Let me know when would be a good place to swing by

Wasn’t someone fighting a tree on this? Maybe the tree wants to fight back.

…I think the tree would win

It does seem to have a winning streak.

I'm not fighting a tree that can fight back.

It will be fineeee

I'm not fighting a tree that can fight back.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I’ll be sure to attend your funeral knowing happily I did nothing to prevent it.

I’ll be sure to attend your funeral knowing happily I did nothing to prevent it.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump You are the worst little thing. You're a little rapscallion. A devious little man.

Pfft

You are the worst little thing. You're a little rapscallion. A devious little man.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I’m aware, but I’m very endearing.

You all are amusing as hell.

I’m aware, but I’m very endearing.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump ...I hate that I genuinely cannot argue against that. Fuck you

After you ;3

???????

…Wait… maybe that’s not the right phrase

5:30 PM

No you?

yeah you should workshop that buddy, giving me a heart attack over here

…I don’t know how to respond to that

i dont either, this is so awkward now. uhm. ...So how ya been?

Fine.

5:35 PM

You?

Ive been okay

[photo of a worm]

holy shit a worm

…Um, cool worm?

[picture of the same worm]

… Is this a weird cry for help?

[photo of a tiny hand holding a worm above what is presumably the back of vlads head]

3

3

…put it in his ponytail

Ah, worms.

do it

[HellAndBack] Heh.

do it

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Agreed. Do it.

do it

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Also, just message me whenever you want to train at my place. I’m normally not all that busy

[blurry photo of... something. Possibly Vlad jumping at a closer inspection.]

3

2

I see it went well.

got him

You are all terrible influences on this young girls mind. Damn all of you.

Like you’re any better

It is just your regularly scheduled stress check for the heart.

I have regular stress checks; theyre called children. All three of them and the rest. They check if im stressed and if i am not they make it so.

You have kids?

Hey, it was still a good laugh though. Certainly brightened my day

You are all terrible influences on this young girls mind. Damn all of you.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump It was funny okay?

5:46 PM

Also, just message me whenever you want to train at my place. I’m normally not all that busy

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump gotcha

You have kids?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump You saw one of them stick a worm down my shirt you know i have kids

Lucy’s your kid?!

5:47 PM

…That explains a lot actually

pff

I have regular stress checks; theyre called children. All three of them and the rest. They check if im stressed and if i am not ...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Pffft. I have no kids but... my little sister definitely enjoyed stress checks.

Did you not know? ..Guess who her mother is.

5:49 PM

Pffft. I have no kids but... my little sister definitely enjoyed stress checks.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I was an only child but i can imagine.

…I don’t think my answer would be PG13 according to this apps TOS.

Ha

Who is it?

I was an only child but i can imagine.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Heh, I raised my sister. She was a handful.

[Family photo. Very cute. Very squished vlad in the middle. The whole family.] Surprise

Oh thats... that is really adorable.

…huh. Wild.

awh

...Nice.

Strange isn't it. I won fate bingo. Most of my alternates are losers. Ha. x

Fate was definitely kind to you. Congrats.

[HellAndBack] That's... really nice.

. . . I kind of wish cameras were a thing when I was a kid.

same here there is so much i would give for picture of living me

We didn’t have cameras either, I think I took my first photo in Japan?

6:38 PM

One of myself I mean

I would... have liked one of my parents and sister. Honestly a few other people. My luck I still would have lost it all but... Ah, Japan is a nice place to get pictures. Speaking of, I need to get back there.

same here there is so much i would give for picture of living me

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Fix your suit yet?

working on it

Good to hear

omggggggg that's such a cute photo ..,

Hey Judy! How’re things today?

Hey Judy!!

better :3 hardys back

7:34 PM

we snuck back into techs i hear a lot of shenanigans down below

Oh that’s great to hear! His form isn’t damaged or a little different is it?

not really but i think thats bc he got it through where his death scar already is. hes been makinga lot of heartbreak jokes i might kill him again

Stick him in an actual Ramune bottle this time if you do./j

i might just

7:40 PM

OH hey not to be emo forever in here. who wants to see a pic we have of us from life. since that WAS briefly a topic :3

I was taking a nap but hey im glad to hear everythings getting better. ALSO yes

[post! a picture in black and white.... a very short human woman in a 1920s outfit and short hair, grinning at the camera mischievously. a much taller (but not the insnae heights hes at as a ghost) man with obviously darker skin frowning at the camera. he looks damn near the same in fashion, help him]

5

Awwww.

[post! a picture in black and white.... a very short human woman in a 1920s outfit and short hair, grinning at the camera mischi...

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump The both of you look great!

Alright... I clearly need a camera that can better capture pictures of ghosts.

wasnt he so cute? he didnt really deal with cameras much outside of work so all the pictures of when we were alive is him scowling except ONE from our wedding

maybe i should try draw myself not good artist but can try

yeah!!!!!! thats the spirit

7:50 PM

[another picture- of course she has all of these saved on her phone! its their wedding, where she's smiling at the camera warmly...and hardy is only looking at her, visibly and obviously in love]

Drawing sounds like a great idea. Oh Judy, that's so beautiful. You are both lovely.

he is getting all embarrassed but that is what he gets for making AWFUL PUNS

Puns are a delight so you both are doing great I think.

[original post] WILL SOMEONE PLEASE COME COLLECT NICOLAI TECHNUS CHILD named sn0wflake PASSED OUT IN GHOST CAFE cannot charge them OWN CORE TOO DAMAGED child core is fine dont worry

Technus has a kid?

@@Firey_Christmas_Tree ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Gross Technus does I think. The technus with his brains out all weird like.

Aww, cute

11:39 PM

Hold on, let me @ him

11:41 PM

YO @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME your kid passed out at the café, you should probably go pick them up

OH SHIT OK THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Hi gross technus :D

OH SHIT OK THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Yeah! No problem hon! (edited)

OH SHIT OK THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I got Danny to sleep after several days without, so if anyone wakes him up when they come into the cafe, I'll toss them into Pariah's Keep's dungeon overnight for a sleepover with the skeleton army.

I got Danny to sleep after several days without, so if anyone wakes him up when they come into the cafe, I'll toss them into Par...

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Thank you again Phantom :DDD !!!! <3

CHILD ACQUIRED.

Awesome!

wait he’s at the cafe now?

8:07 AM

still sam, btw

8:08 AM

he left his phone with me again

I got Danny to sleep after several days without, so if anyone wakes him up when they come into the cafe, I'll toss them into Par...

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Pretty solid threat. Disturbed sleep sucks.

wait he’s at the cafe now?

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump Yeah. I didn't want to move him and risk him panicking.

on my own after a couple things

I hope the sleep helps. The topical is still there. I will see if I have anything in my house that can be more effective for ghosts that I can make.

he used to have special meds, but I don’t think he brought them

10:09 AM

he’s… been through a lot

Oh no... well they won't be special but hopefully they can bring some comfort until something can be formulated?

i don’t have them

12:15 PM

so he… we don’t have them

I meant what I am making

oh

Sorry, I was not being clear.

it’s ok

I... work with ghosts so usually I can help soothe them some. I am hoping this will since he does seem to be part ghost.

if it helps, his had morphine in it I think

12:16 PM

yeah

I... do not have access to that. At least not legally. Maybe a coious amount of poppy seeds will have to substitute.

again it’s ok

If it doesn't have ectoplasm in it, it won't do anything. At least, it wouldn't for me, so I'd assume it won't for him.

yeah, that too

I know I know it is difficult to watch someone hurt. I do plan on working ectoplasm into this topical.

12:18 PM

It isn't a long term solution, but temporary.

temporary is perfect enough

12:19 PM

thank you

Not to intrude on a conversation but if you need ghost morphine give me a call. No questions asked.

I should have it completed this afternoon. Ah, hello.

oh okay

12:20 PM

would it be able to relieve migraines too? he often gets those too

12:20 PM

sorry if it’s too much to ask

Hm... depends on the cause. Tension from so much pain probably is not helping with those. I imagine if you place some of this at the base of the neck it may take the edge off.

hmmm

12:21 PM

migraines are separate I think

12:21 PM

but thanks for the advice

Whatever you need. If I can help in any way do let me know.

Of course. I will get to work on this now.

yes sir

12:22 PM

do be patient with him in case he refuses

12:23 PM

tell him I said it’s okay, he doesn’t trust foreign substances in his body otherwise

He's still asleep; we managed to ward off a nightmare I think. I'm gonna stay here and make sure no one does anything stupid.

a nightmare?

12:30 PM

oh

12:31 PM

he’s not lying on his back, is he?

12:32 PM

and thanks for your help

The start of one, but Samhain's got some anti-nightmare ability. And no, he's slumped over the counter in the cafe. Of course. Dude's had it rough...

that’s good

12:34 PM

sounds like a very useful power

12:34 PM

yeah

12:34 PM

my former

12:35 PM

uhh

12:35 PM

mother I guess?

12:35 PM

she did some inhumane stuff

12:36 PM

he might never recover

12:36 PM

so any little bit of help is appreciated

Yeah, I can... see some of what she did. Can only imagine what's not visible.

yeah

12:39 PM

she hurt a lot of people

12:39 PM

human orphans

12:40 PM

some of her subordinates were very creative with their specific skill sets

12:40 PM

thankfully none of that should happen here

I'm going to guess/hope by the past tense that they're all very dead and ended?

we personally made sure to it

12:42 PM

she was a monster in human skin

12:42 PM

how ironic

... good. Does she have a counterpart in other timelines?

not that I know of? I guess if she did, they would be an alchemist… a very old one at that

12:44 PM

she was a special race of human who lived for

12:44 PM

I think at least 50,000 years?

12:45 PM

before my birth

Huh. Noted. I know the time line-ups between some of these realities are kind of weird, but... noted.

yeah hopefully neither her nor any of her subordinates show up

[original post] theres another blue guy here and hes lowkey freaking me out?

He’s a lil off

god bless dani shes braver than i am

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I have less to lose :D <3

DONT SAY THAT?

dani????? also blue boy????

hang on let me see if I can

2:43 PM

[somewhat blurry picture of a buff blue man with silver flame hair talking to a small child]

dani????? also blue boy????

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Hi Judy :D I hope you're feeling better now. Is Mr. Walker okay?

Hi Judy :D I hope you're feeling better now. Is Mr. Walker okay?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump yeah everythings better now. hardy is back [picture of his core dunked in alcohol]

sos

I was witness to shenanigans, he's back in body

2:47 PM

Dick is

yeah everythings better now. hardy is back [picture of his core dunked in alcohol]

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump is he gonna be like that forever ?? D':

is he gonna be like that forever ?? D':

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump oh lol no i just dunked him in when i was. coping.

oh lol no i just dunked him in when i was. coping.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Okay...when he's back to normal can you tell him I'm sorry for missing our tea party

Okay...when he's back to normal can you tell him I'm sorry for missing our tea party

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump he says its hardly YOUR fault and then he called you "sprout" and got really embarrassed and told me not to tell you

he says its hardly YOUR fault and then he called you "sprout" and got really embarrassed and told me not to tell you

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Heehee!! Also give him a hug from me too please.

Heehee!! Also give him a hug from me too please.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump on it

on it

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [ Liked this ]

Hm. Someone's missing. [video of the cats clearly looking for vinny and trilling like they would trying to find a kitten]

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Hm. Someone's missing. [video of the cats clearly looking for vinny and trilling like they would trying to find a kitten]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump He's at the cafe and not having a fun time rn :CCCC

What does that mean.

bau ma

What does that mean.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump There's a Dan here and he's from your universe so he's like, part you or something and he told Vinny and he's not feeling okay :'C. I love your kitties though.

......

3:36 PM

bau ma

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Shall I grab you through a portal.

Shall I grab you through a portal.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I dontknow..

Shall I grab you through a portal.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump UPDATE SOMEONE'S SHOOTING STUFF D: can you get me too i'm scared !?!? :'CCCCCC

Alright. Don't freak out.

I just got here.

Alright. Don't freak out.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump :'CCCCCC I am very much freaking out.

I mostly mean when I pull you through.

what happens?

3:41 PM

happened

what happens?

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump Cafe. :C Long story.

is danny still there?

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump We're in Amity Park. [Address] Get here quick; I'll explain later.

on my way

Good luck guys. I’m available if you need extra backup. If not just let me know and I’ll wish you strength and luck from afar.

[original post] dont have photo of self when alive so drew what i remember im good art

7

8

Beautiful work Skulker

You know thats exactly what i thought you'd look like

Oh that is lovely

Hey, I got Samhain to the Yetis. They are going to dunk him. They are really making use of those tanks. ~~Still think it would be better if it was the booze.~~/hj

You what?? How badly was he hurt?

I didn't know any other doctors except them. Ah, broke something in his back. Setting bone then dunking him to help promote regeneration.

Broke. His back. Shit. Should I come there? Can they heal it?

You can come if you are able to. I think he was trying to call for you earlier. I think they can heal it fine. Are you going to need healed?

I'll come that way. I'm fine.

I'll take that as a yes. I'll give Nilas a heads up.

[original post] DURNK AS FUCJG LMAO HOW TO REMOVE CLAWS FROM RUBBER

Depends on the kind of claws? If they're attached to an animal or a person, try and press down on their little pads. It should flex the muscles in control of the claw and lift it up

hi still sam

11:50 AM

danny is gonna be okay

Oh good That panic attack looked very worrisome. I'm glad to know that he's going to be okay

Oh good. I... realized I have no other means other than the cafe to meet any of you to give this topical ointment I made...

1

ill be at the cafe later

2

You sure that’s a smart idea?

at least for topic regarding medicine

12:17 PM

that way he could sleep better in the future

Oh good, I will go there later then as well. It should help reduce pain and relax the muscles enough to allow for some time to heal a bit. Sleep will certainly help. I made sure this batch was cooling since Phantom's icy nature seemed to help.

sounds good

can someone tell me why hardy is so bad at just getting coffee and not bogged down in a) attacks b) conversation lol

his original medicine had a flower’s nectar as a special ingredient, but I don’t know if that exists here

Hrm... if you can identify it, maybe I can ask the blobs to search for it?

it’s a flower that only grows in the Ghost Zone

12:54 PM

they call it a Sapphire Moonstone Lily

12:54 PM

its nectar, when modified, helps with all sorts of ailments for spirits

12:55 PM

but it may not exist here because it comes from… someone who isn’t here

12:55 PM

at least that’s what the old records say

Oh... I will ask them to keep an eye out on the very rare chance something exists. I cannot promise it will be fruitful... but they like to help. Also may keep them from crowding me.

good plan

Some ghost hunters tried to get at them and I don't want them to risk someone hurting them because they insist on following me.

oh no

1:07 PM

be careful

I will be. These were teenagers but... if there are books in a Library feeding them information about ghosts not belonging on this side... I cannot imagine what an adult with such information may be willing to do.

[HellAndBack] Take a google search for "anti-ecto acts"

. . . I'm sorry anti what? I will look...

What in the fuck?

[original post] i just woke up to a text from my danny asking what was wrong with me...should I be concerned?

probably not

2:44 PM

you know danny

[original post] i just woke up to a text from my danny asking what was wrong with me...should I be concerned?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump He found out you were dating Vlad I think.

LOL

damn it

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Also he dosen't like you for some reason I think :C I dunno why cuz you're so cool and nice to me all the time.

bc dannys a little baby man who hates being reminded that hes a little baby man

he should try being less of a baby man

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Oh that makes sense. I guess I'm the same way sometimes.

at least you're cute still. Hes a menace to society. Hes a little booger boy.

they have a brotherly relationship as you can see

at least you're cute still. Hes a menace to society. Hes a little booger boy.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I dunno how I'm cute but thank you. My Danny can be a bit of a booger boy sometimes too 0-0.

see you get me

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump If he's a booger boy what am I? :D

mushroom miss

mushroom miss yeah I like that

MUSHROOM MISS !!! I love it :D

[original post] stop any rumors before they start i do not eat people ok dont be weird

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Do you prommmmiiiissseeee that you don't eat people ????? :'C

what

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Skulker's a cannibal D: !!!!

let’s not… talk about cannibalism

yes i promise oh my gods

4:13 PM

i am not a cannibal

it’s uncomfortable for some of us

this is my post get off my post then

yes i promise oh my gods

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump You wouldn't lie about not being a cannibal right ??? :'CCC

why would i lie

this IS a skulker. if he was a cannibal hed be smug about it i think

why would i lie

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump A cannibal would lie about not being a cannibal I think.

what would i have to gain

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump You could eat more people if people didn't know that you ate people. :'C

Possibly the funniest interaction i've witnessed on here.

o this is a good convo 2 see

am not a cannibal

Can ghosts get prion disease ? D:

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump idk abt urs. not ours.

idk abt urs. not ours.

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ...how do you know that ???? 0-0

yeah that’s not a… fun disease

...how do you know that ???? 0-0

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump im very smart :)

it’s very sad

im very smart :)

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ....okay ._.

....okay ._.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump do u kno how many ppl will just eat things. so many. esp here. idiots.

4:22 PM

had to stop more than 1 prisoner from biting someones head off literally

do u kno how many ppl will just eat things. so many. esp here. idiots.

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ..Okay yeah that makes sense. A lotta people are kinda dumb like that.

4:23 PM

had to stop more than 1 prisoner from biting someones head off literally

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump WHAT ?!?!?!?!? EW !?!?!?!??!?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT GUY ???? DDDD:

WHAT ?!?!?!?!? EW !?!?!?!??!?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT GUY ???? DDDD:

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump it doesnt rly bother ghosts its just annoying for a while mostly.

it doesnt rly bother ghosts its just annoying for a while mostly.

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump It's still gross >~< !!!

BULLET......stop talking about these things to CHILDREN

4:24 PM

only youngblood likes your gross stories

and now you see am not cannibal even if other ghosts are

4:25 PM

am good and behaved and do not eat sapient beings so am not cannibal

you are NOT behaved but thats okay

ill never share interesting facts again my bad

there is prey in cafe and i am not shooting them i am behaved

Yeah? How long’s that gonna last?

Will Mayve get to update her sign today?

I think Skulker’s very aware of how that’ll end.

Anyway, so was thinking about a music competition thing, not sure where to hold it yet. Everyone who wants to enter can, they can join solo or in a band!

Huh... that could be... interesting. I can't play an instrument, but I suppose if someone needs a voice I'll bite?

I can do vocals and guitar, so if anyone needs that too then I’m down. (edited)

Guitar, that is cool. You know, I recall that someone dipped out of showing off their skills like a coward./lh ~~Inferno~~.

ah yeah I remember that...

Show yourself man you owe us

[HellAnd Back] . . . I'll join in the contest. Don't know what I'll sing, but I'll join.

ik the cafe is a popular spot but I think the bar would be a better option...yknow in case something happens.

Might give it a go, myself... Would need to find a keyboard or piano

OOH OOH OHH I WANT IN! also- i have been harassing my good friend the wizard- and he says hes going to come round REALLY SOON so

Sounds like you need a trip to the music store. Bar is a good idea. Help prevent some chaos.

Hm. I'd have to find one...

[HellAnd Back] . . . I'll join in the contest. Don't know what I'll sing, but I'll join.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I feel like you would be good with a rock song or something. Loud and upbeat.

5:34 PM

I think there is a musically inclined one, ah, Ember? Maybe ask her for ideas? Or hit up the human side of things. I know a few places in Izumo.

Might have to do that... Not sure if going to the human side is a great idea, but I'm sure I could come up with something.

Anyway, so was thinking about a music competition thing, not sure where to hold it yet. Everyone who wants to enter can, they ca...

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump :O !! That sounds fun !! Can I go ?? I don't wanna go on stage or anything cuz I'm a bad singer but I'd love to watch everyone else :D !

Yeah! We need an audience of course ^^

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump :DDD !!! Yay !! When and where is it gonna be ???

Not sure yet, probably the bar because we don’t want people getting hurt haha

You guys are welcome anytime, sounds like a riot. Let me know when youre thinking and ill host.

Not sure yet, probably the bar because we don’t want people getting hurt haha

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Sounds like a good idea, you know how cannibal skulker can get in the cafe :C

Poor Mayve. She needs a break. Maybe that day she can close up shop and nap.

i mean, i was kinda hoping to join the contest but if ya'll want to do it at the bar i don't have an issue with it, just have fun and someone take video for me, that would make me happy enough ;3

You can't leave the Cafe?

i mean, i was kinda hoping to join the contest but if ya'll want to do it at the bar i don't have an issue with it, just have fu...

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump :C Maybe we can do another one at the cafe too just for you to join!!

Hmmm... what if we had a Finalists concert at the cafe?

5:53 PM

Or another one.

yeah, can't really leave this place, that's been my curse since I've died but you get used to it. Eh no need to go out of the way, like I said, bring me back some video of it and I'll be happy.

Aw hon that ain't fair. Wonder if there's some kind of work around..

I could ask the wizard, i mean hes magic and shit so

MAYBE?

I could ask the wizard, i mean hes magic and shit so

MAYBE?

@PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump There's a wizard ??? :O is he a nice wizard ??

HES A DICK dont tell him i said that lol

@PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Okie dokie! I won't :D

I would rather us find a workaround so you aren't left out. So bad the Bar and Cafe can't like... continental drift into being Neighbors.

Wizard says he can get a magic mirror type set up going if i promise to leave him alone and stop referring to him as THE WIZARD

Magic mirror?

Wizard says he can get a magic mirror type set up going if i promise to leave him alone and stop referring to him as THE WIZARD

@PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OOOOO THAT SOUNDS COOL !! :DDD

yeah idk like a two way mirror between places I guess? He's vague and mysterious idk

Oh, that would be kinda nice to be able to talk to others and not just on this app

Should make it a permanent feature perhaps?

[original post] LOVE NICKY LOVE ROMENCE WE BEST ALL OTHER COUOLES YES

Are you drunk? Can you even get drunk?

WIRES <3

What?

[original post] people complain about hunting but moment i have interest in something not hunting people also complain cannot please anyone

Timing and occasion are important too.

10:26 PM

Admittedly, I have basically zero technological prowess, so it's all over my head.

I am sorry I am not there to listen. I do not know a whole lot. My limits extend mostly to having built my own PC.

Bad timing my dude. Why not post some stuff about it here or on the 'gram?

[original post] Damn you guys had your own ghost website and didn't even tell me?? Like you could hold me back

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :DDD !!! Hi Danny !! That's a funny image heehee lol !!!

lmao well look who it is

I got more where that came from. I'm the meme dealer. I got the goods. Me when I find the man thats making my life a living nightmare

which one

danny boy!!!! its danny :3

I got more where that came from. I'm the meme dealer. I got the goods. Me when I find the man thats making my life a living nig...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Can you do that to my universe's Vlad please ??

Okay fair there are a LOT of them. but yeah, I'll go after your fruitloop too. Making a hit list rn

1:26 PM

danny boy!!!! its danny :3

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Keel! Dang, must be more popular than I thought.

making a hitlist PUT YOUR FUTURE SELF ON IT maybe we forgive you then

Keel! Dang, must be more popular than I thought.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump we all love the toxic gossip on here

making a hitlist PUT YOUR FUTURE SELF ON IT maybe we forgive you then

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump THAT guy is on the top, dont you worry.

GOOD

I might need some help though- if you guys see him you NEED to tell me. I think theres one other guy around, so I have to figure out how to differentiate between the two.

Okay fair there are a LOT of them. but yeah, I'll go after your fruitloop too. Making a hit list rn

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Heehee thank yoooou !!! * internet hugggzzzz ^_^ *

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oh gods above and below TWO OF HIM WHY ARE THERE TWO OF HIM here to hurt to destroy KILL THEM BOTH

Good luck with that I guess.

Aw, Danny, I'm touched you care so much about where I'm at!

I might need some help though- if you guys see him you NEED to tell me. I think theres one other guy around, so I have to figure...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump One of them has a snazzy dragon tattoo probably.

KILL HIM kill him RIP HIM LIMB FROM LIMB grind the shards to dust

Aw, Danny, I'm touched you care so much about where I'm at!

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump BITCH???

Ah, so that's the asshole one? Well, more asshole.

ME WHEN I GET YOU

1

YES kill YES

ME WHEN I GET YOU

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Good luck! You're gonna need it.

1:36 PM

Hi Skulktech.

Ancients,, what kind of thread have I stumbled onto now

Good luck! You're gonna need it.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Oh trust me. I kicked your ass once, I'll do it again. And stay away from Vinny you creep!

Heh.

should have killed you when we had the chance

Heh.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump …Not enough knives

Everyone is so mean to me...I'm FIXED.

Phantom is a bitch ass coward because he keeps running away from me. And you are NOT fixed!

Oh trust me. I kicked your ass once, I'll do it again. And stay away from Vinny you creep!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Don't be rude, he's adorable in this time.

Don't be rude, he's adorable in this time.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .

YOU GROUND SHARDS TO DUst and we will do the SAME WITH YOU

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump You don't even have enough shards left to have a personality.

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1:41 PM

Sorry, I'm fixed and normal, my bad.

SEE????

hi what the fuck is going on why is everyone yelling

................./´¯/) ...............,/¯../ ............../..../ ........./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ...../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ...('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .....................'...../ .....''............. _.·´ .....................( .........................

the fuck am i reading here?

hi what the fuck is going on why is everyone yelling

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Hi Crimson. :)

why is it always something holy fuck? Can't catch a break here or in the cafe today

I think I'm going to ignore all of this and go back to making dresses

uh-

STAY AWAY FROM HIM. GET A JOB.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I HAVE A JOB.

What? As a professional clown? Actually maybe you shouldn't be working with children- or anyone of any age.

r we fghting tday? I'm n the mod to fite. Who do i ned to punh?

What? As a professional clown? Actually maybe you shouldn't be working with children- or anyone of any age.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Didn't Clockwork tell you I'm his special little boy now?

FUCK YOU clockwork wanted you dead KILL YOU WE WILL KILL YOU

Don't phrase it like that im going to THROW UP.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm his right hand man. His confidant. His silly rabbit.

Does he call you that?

Maybe.

911? Yeah its me again-

So what, he sticks you in a hat and pulls you out for ooh's and aah's before chucking you in a cage?

1:46 PM

That just sounds miserable.

So what, he sticks you in a hat and pulls you out for ooh's and aah's before chucking you in a cage?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Genuinely a very very good description of our relationship actually.

No wonder you are a moody asshole.

MURDERER

Ah, so he is a Killer Rabbit. Time for a Holy Hand Grenade, hm?

MURDERER

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump ¯_ (ツ)_/¯

This is what happenes when you don't go to therapy. You turn into a murderous monster and then become a lap dog to Clockwork, apparently.

. . . I guess I need to go to therapy?

This is what happenes when you don't go to therapy. You turn into a murderous monster and then become a lap dog to Clockwork, ap...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [This post has been removed by Whiprr's TOS team]

Pfffft.

I'm glad it was removed but I'm so scared to know what the fuck he posted.

I see there is no impulse control in your DNA.

based on what we know PROBABLY A DEAD BODY or core OR CORE YES

Hey it wasn't a core! This time!

1:51 PM

It's not like I have easy access to them anymore.

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[HellAndBack] What the fuck is happening.

YOU.

Oh shit a second me lol

You're an actual reformed phantom, right? Do something-

DIE BOTH DIE

Oh shit a second me lol

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] Pretty sure I was here first.

[HellAndBack] Pretty sure I was here first.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump What Ever

You're an actual reformed phantom, right? Do something-

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [HellAndBack] Eh, more or less.

Give me even a sliver of hope for god sake.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [HellAndBack] Which one are you?

[This post has been removed for violating Whisprr's TOS.] ((It was a bunch of incredibly graphic death threats towards both Dans.))

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[HellAndBack] Which one are you?

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I don't even know how many of me you do know.

[HellAndBack] ... three I think. Anyway, I have stuff to do. [HellAndBack is offline]

COME BACK

Three dumb idiot babies? Wow.

What the hell is going on on this godforsaken website today

Three dumb idiot babies? Wow.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Fuck you??

What the hell is going on on this godforsaken website today

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh wow. Are you my Vlad?

What the hell is going on on this godforsaken website today

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Which fruitloop are you I need to know which one to yell at

Oh wow. Are you my Vlad?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Depends, who are you?

1:57 PM

Which fruitloop are you I need to know which one to yell at

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Hello Daniel.

Depends, who are you?

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Just a glimpse of the future of yours, old man.

[This post was ALSO removed for violating Whisprr's TOS.]

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Lmao, Skulktech.

Are you the one married to my parents or are you the one making out with a twink?

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Are you the one married to my parents or are you the one making out with a twink?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump THERE'S ONE MARRIED TO OUR PARENTS?

THERE'S ONE MARRIED TO OUR PARENTS?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I KNOW.

1:59 PM

I hate it

[Wedding photo.jpeg]

AUGH

end yourself dan

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump JUST MIGHT AFTER SEEING THAT

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Dan? Oh i see. An alternate of the phantom, wonderful.

LMAO GOOD vlad post more wedding pics MORE POLYAMORY PICS make dan regret existing

EW

I am about to post some concerning whispers in a minute.

WE HOPE IT'S A PICTURE OF YOUR SHATTERED CORE

Gladly! [Nice picture of him kissing Jack on the mouth. Usually he'd be too embarrassed to post something insane like this publicly.. but the desire to be a smug asshole.. and to be irritating towards Daniel AND his evil future self... worth it.]

2:01 PM

You are so immature, being so affected by love x

.

Tormenting you is so much easier now I've realized love is stronger than hate x

My honest reaction

This isnt love this is a crime

SHUT UP GHOST CHILD we are trying to watch the person who mutilated us suffer at the pictures of vlad

2:03 PM

SCREENSHOTTING ALLL OF THE SUFFERING FOR CATHARSIS

IM ALSO SUFFERING??

YOU ARE IRRELEVANT

ohhhh you're IRRELEVANT huh danny

Hope Phantom gets you, actually

Be nice to Daniel

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yuck. I am grossed out by YOU saying that.

[This post has been removed for violating Whisprr's TOS.] [That's what happens when you combine Technus's tech-savviness and Skulker's bloodlust.]

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Why, can't handle the concept of a version of half of you that isn't a complete degenerate?

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh what bullshit. You look me in the fucking EYES and tell me you're not a degenerate.

Why, can't handle the concept of a version of half of you that isn't a complete degenerate?

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Me when I lie

Be nice to Daniel

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump STOP BULLYING DANNY!!!! >:'CCCCC

Oh what bullshit. You look me in the fucking EYES and tell me you're not a degenerate.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Note the word "complete" in the sentence above, dear boy.

You're dating BOTH of my parents- you could have at LEAST picked one!

STOP BULLYING DANNY!!!! >:'CCCCC

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump It's really really easy though.

Would you prefer your parents get divorced?? what is the thought process here.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I would prefer if they weren't with you period???

What the fudgecicles is going on here.

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1

It's really really easy though.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump He's nice and dosen't deserve to be bullied!

What the fudgecicles is going on here.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump CRADLE ROBBER

CRADLE ROBBER

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WHAT

I'm being attacked once again.

[This post has been removed for violating Whisprr's TOS.] [They just KEEP posting graphic death threats @ Dan.]

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He's nice and dosen't deserve to be bullied!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Okay well he's basically me I have to mock him relentlessly or he might get an ego.

Oh it's Daniel. Hello Daniel, fussy about love again I see.

Okay well he's basically me I have to mock him relentlessly or he might get an ego.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump That's why I'm here to tell him when he's been a total dingus. :)

I'm in math class trying not to break my phone I don't need TWO fruitloops being gross at once!

Texting in class? Shameful. I'm telling Lancer.

[picture of him and vinny snuggling cutely together]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump AWWWWWWE !!! That's cute :) Even if you are kinds scary.

[picture of him and vinny snuggling cutely together]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .

…Was that meant to be posted?

Yes.

Hes doing this because he's the worst person on earth and deserves to die

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I cannot believe we agree.

AWWWWWWE !!! That's cute :) Even if you are kinds scary.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Thank you, Dani.

DAN IS THE WORST PERSON ON EARTH get over your teenage issues with romance AND KILL THE MURDERER???

Hes doing this because he's the worst person on earth and deserves to die

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Considering I don't exist in your universe I don't think he's all that bad :C

DAN IS THE WORST PERSON ON EARTH get over your teenage issues with romance AND KILL THE MURDERER???

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump He couldn't kill me last time and he won't kill me this time.

2:12 PM

He's soft >:)

[Photo of Vlad and Dannys parents, surrounded by seals in presumably the arctic.]

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump . . .

I'm logging off I can't do this anymore. Sams asking if im okay and I dont even know what to say anymore

2:13 PM

I just said anymore twice fuck

He's soft? He's fourteen, youre the fully grown man disturbed by my wedding pictures.

I'm logging off I can't do this anymore. Sams asking if im okay and I dont even know what to say anymore

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :C * sad internet hugs * Can I ping you if I find some fun memes later ??

yeah thanks dani

2:14 PM

He's soft? He's fourteen, youre the fully grown man disturbed by my wedding pictures.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ERM actually I just turned 16-

He's soft? He's fourteen, youre the fully grown man disturbed by my wedding pictures.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Fully grown is really putting it nicely, thanks fruitloop.

SHATTER YOUR CORE IN OUR BARE HANDS

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump Spicy.

Cannot believe i've been Erm Actually'd by a teenager.

TEAR YOU APART and grind the shards to dust [This account has been banned for constantly breaking Whisprr's TOS.]

LOL

2:16 PM

[selfie post with suspicious green stains in the background. dont worry about it] On one of the old man's jobs btw

Deeply concerning.

What on earth.

[This account has been unbanned] AND ANOTHER THING

is he gone yet please Im not strong enough for this- (edited)

Hiiii bestiiiiie

2:19 PM

;)

i hate you- you're a bitch. you disgust me. get out of my face

2:20 PM

...I regret saying all of that shit delete-

You never talk to me like this.

WE WILL OBLITERATE YOU

2:21 PM

PHANTOM. DIE

Hey Danny !!! @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Lookit this silly kitty cat image! :D meow meow

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Thats not US though is it. That's a weird amalgamation of the worst halves of two idiots.

PHANTOM. DIE

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump No! Ratio!

PHANTOM. DIE

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump I'm gonna report you for cyberbullying :'C (edited)

Thats not US though is it. That's a weird amalgamation of the worst halves of two idiots.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump True, but it's still so tragic that he doesn't bully me.

Whatever you're into.

I'm gonna report you for cyberbullying :'C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump he literally mutilated us so badly we cant function as individuals THIS IS NOT CYBERBULLYING THIS ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO CYBERBULLYING

Hey Danny !!! @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Lookit this silly kitty cat image! :D meow meow

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Awh...thanks, Dani. when class is out for the day Phantom's goose is COOKED

True, but it's still so tragic that he doesn't bully me.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump why would you want that?? Im terrfied right now

[HellAndBack] I have a fucking headache.

Awh...thanks, Dani. when class is out for the day Phantom's goose is COOKED

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump He was nice to me and stuff but can I help ??? I wanna help !!! If you get hurt or something I can do first aid :D

why would you want that?? Im terrfied right now

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Is this a serious question?

Awh...thanks, Dani. when class is out for the day Phantom's goose is COOKED

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Sure lol

Is this a serious question?

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YES?

Can you guys stop flirting? I'd like to keep the meatloaf monday in my stomach

YES?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump My dear Little Bat.......

CYBERBULLYING?? THEN EXPLAIN THIS [This image has been removed for violating Whisprr's TOS.]

Can you guys stop flirting? I'd like to keep the meatloaf monday in my stomach

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Danny would more cat memes help ? D: I can find more cat memes!

Can cat memes kill people?

Depends.

here i think we need this today

I am not hanging in there

Can cat memes kill people?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I hope not :C

2:26 PM

I am not hanging in there

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :'CCCCCCCCC !!!!!!!!!!

I am not hanging in there

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump But are you hanging out?

I'm waiting for the bell to ring so I can go home and kick your ass

[This post has been removed for violating Whisprr's TOS]

Daniel do be careful "Throwing Hands" with the mass-murdering lunatic.

I'm waiting for the bell to ring so I can go home and kick your ass

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Mean.

[This post has been removed for violating Whisprr's TOS]

I'm waiting for the bell to ring so I can go home and kick your ass

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Can I help you ???? I don't wanna be mean to Dan cuz he was kinda nice to me but I wanna be there to do first aid if you get hurt. Can I can I can I pleeeeeaaaaassssseeee ?????

Daniel do be careful "Throwing Hands" with the mass-murdering lunatic.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Dont act like you care about me. Hes my responsibility anyway

2:30 PM

Can I help you ???? I don't wanna be mean to Dan cuz he was kinda nice to me but I wanna be there to do first aid if you get hu...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump FINE! You can tag along, just dont drag me down

2:30 PM

Mean.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump shut up youre a grown ass man

FINE! You can tag along, just dont drag me down

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump YAY!!! I'LL JUST BE THERE WITH MY FIRST AID KIT IN CASE YOU GET HURT!!! LOVE YOOOOUU !!!! :DDDD

Do be nice, Daniel, Dani is extremely.... One moment. Let me look it up.

Dont act like you care about me. Hes my responsibility anyway

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Believe it or not I do care quite a bit.

Ah. "Blorbo."

I HATE YOU BOTH.

Also, oh my god do not take the little girl with you? Are you insane?

shut up youre a grown ass man

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump And you still haven't hit our growth spurt.

Also, oh my god do not take the little girl with you? Are you insane?

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump She wouldnt leave me alone until I said so- she'll be fine

do not take the little girl with you PROTECT THE CHILD KEEP HER SAFE hide her away AWAY FROM PHANTOM HE KILLS CHILDREN no hesitation

And you still haven't hit our growth spurt.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I got a chest hair! That has to count for something right??

Also, oh my god do not take the little girl with you? Are you insane?

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Dan's not gonna hurt me I just wanna clean and bandage Danny when/if he gets his butt handed to him :D

2:32 PM

Cuz my Danny NEVER remembers to bring a first aid kit with him even when I yell at him about it.

Gee. Thanks.

I got a chest hair! That has to count for something right??

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Everyone gets chesthair dipshit it comes with your hormones.

Depends on the species.

Everyone gets chesthair dipshit it comes with your hormones.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Dan if I bring snacks do you want anything?? I have trail mix! Maybe we can all share before you start fighting n stuff.

Dan if I bring snacks do you want anything?? I have trail mix! Maybe we can all share before you start fighting n stuff.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Yeah sure. You got any sweets?

Be careful dear, I don't entirely trust this one.

Yeah sure. You got any sweets?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump There's some chocolate chips in there!

DONT OFFER HIM FOOD? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

There's some chocolate chips in there!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Yeah that works

2:34 PM

DONT OFFER HIM FOOD? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump SOMEONE is niceys to me at least!

Dan if I bring snacks do you want anything?? I have trail mix! Maybe we can all share before you start fighting n stuff.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump CHILD. CHILD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. child this is what he does to people [This image has been removed for violating Whisprr's TOS. Reason: Excessive gore.]

DONT OFFER HIM FOOD? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I met him at the cafe and he seemed kinda rude but not mean.

Are they feeding the wildlife?

HE WILL DO THAT TO YOU IF YOU DON'T STAY AWAY

Like I said, I'm fixed now.

The bell rung. omw home. [Astro-Not is idle/AFK]*

He liked my fungus facts even! Well he was only interested in the hallucinogenic ones but he liked my fungus facts.

I would be super into learning which mushrooms I can eat off the ground raw.

CHILD IF YOU DIE WE RESERVE FULL RIGHT TO SAY WE TOLD YOU SO

I would be super into learning which mushrooms I can eat off the ground raw.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Well when your foraging for mushrooms you should always always always assume that you have to cook em first!!! I mean, there's a lot you could probably just munch on raw but it's safer and more fun to cook em! I like frying them up a little bit in butter with herbs n stuff. :D

Like I said, I'm fixed now.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump One thing to claim it. Another thing to prove it.

Well when your foraging for mushrooms you should always always always assume that you have to cook em first!!! I mean, there'...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Gotcha. Good think I've got a stove on me at all times

2:41 PM

One thing to claim it. Another thing to prove it.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I've been VERY good just by dint of not blowing up whispprs HQ

Gotcha. Good think I've got a stove on me at all times

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump HEEHEE THAT'S REALLY FUNNY !!!! Cuz your cool fire hair. Can you control the temperature or does it just burn everything?

HEEHEE THAT'S REALLY FUNNY !!!! Cuz your cool fire hair. Can you control the temperature or does it just burn everything?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I can kinda control it a lot better now. Used to be that it just melted everything it touched but now that I'm Normal...

I've been VERY good just by dint of not blowing up whispprs HQ

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Yeah, I am old enough to know that barely controlled impulse control is not the first sign. Usually there is remorse floating around in there.

I can kinda control it a lot better now. Used to be that it just melted everything it touched but now that I'm Normal...

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump WE SHOULD TRY MAKING POPCORN ON YOUR HEAD !!!!!!!

Yeah, I am old enough to know that barely controlled impulse control is not the first sign. Usually there is remorse floating ...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I'm sooooo sowwy for all the genocide I did.

2:43 PM

WE SHOULD TRY MAKING POPCORN ON YOUR HEAD !!!!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump FUCK yes. Why are you the cool one out of us.

FUCK yes. Why are you the cool one out of us.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump It's cuz I read a lot of books :D

2:44 PM

Books make you cool scientifically speaking.

I'm sooooo sowwy for all the genocide I did.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump . . . You know what, I would believe it more if I can punch you in the face just a little. I tend to do that to genocidal fucknuts.

. . . You know what, I would believe it more if I can punch you in the face just a little. I tend to do that to genocidal fuck...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump

How mean to widdle owd me...

2:45 PM

Ah. SOMEONE just reached through a portal to smack me. I guess I use the uwu speak too much.

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Little? Bitch aren't you like seven foot tall?

2:48 PM

Look, I have a bit of a bias against genocidal or ex genocidal assholes. You actually need to prove you are actually trying to be better and not just claiming it to get in close to people to hurt them.

UGH yeah no I do get what you're saying, annoyingly enough. I don't think being a tool on social media means I'm not TRYING to be less of a dickhead though. That part was already my personality.

UGH yeah no I do get what you're saying, annoyingly enough. I don't think being a tool on social media means I'm not TRYING to b...

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] If I can't get coffee without being attacked because of you, I will shove you back in that fucking thermos.

[HellAndBack] If I can't get coffee without being attacked because of you, I will shove you back in that fucking thermos.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump OKAY I HAVEN'T DONE SHIT IN THAT CAFE

It isn't helping your case and I've already smacked at least one of you. Though at least he is better behaved.

I'm not the one who started that brawl when I WAS there anyhow. I was listening to Dani talk about mushrooms!

OKAY I HAVEN'T DONE SHIT IN THAT CAFE

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] But everyone on here, goes through there.

I didn't say you were. Unfortunately people did vet hurt by you or variations of you and you can't just expect people not to react.

[HellAndBack] But everyone on here, goes through there.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Look man if Skulktech can't tell us apart that's THEIR problem.

Slap a sticker on your Forehead.

Yeah that's fair. I'll get "douchebag" on mine, so they know.

I heard there is a tattoo artist who would probably be willing.

2:59 PM

I want to believe people can figure their shit out, and props to you if you are getting a second chance. Some of us sure don't.

"If Found Return To Clockwork" or some shit

Hah.

I want to believe people can figure their shit out, and props to you if you are getting a second chance. Some of us sure don't.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yeah, well, I know I'm lucky. Just because Danny hasn't figured it out himself-

Gee, a teenager not having themselves figured out. Shock.

In my defense do you think that, if you were able to talk to your past child self on demand, would YOU be able to resist bullying them a LITTLE?

I'm home. Prepare to suffer

Come at me, dweeb.

If you guys get thirsty I brought some water :D

In my defense do you think that, if you were able to talk to your past child self on demand, would YOU be able to resist bullyin...

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump My past child self needed fucking parents, had enough bullies.

My past child self needed fucking parents, had enough bullies.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Fucking mood

And yet you choose to bully your past self... Are you sure you aren't also a teenager?

phone blowing up now with all these messages

Heh, yeah apparently I guess the future that is Dan or whatever name he chooses is incapable of not being an asshole.

[Original post] hey uh can I get a big strong person to help me? I am currently like 3 or 4 feet into dirt directly outside of the cafe.

what

What..?

[Stuck in da ground selfie <3, Anne is also in the background.]

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Oh of course it was Anne,, Tell girlie Noël says hi?

. . . Oh dear. I don't think those were the right grounding techniques.

Oh of course it was Anne,, Tell girlie Noël says hi?

@@Firey_Christmas_Tree ! Ecto] (@Ecto) - [jump Will do hang on

Thanks cutie

Hah! Shall i come rescue you?

I am not being picky at the moment so. Yes, please

On my way x

thanks...ugh.

update I am no longer in the ground like a crimson carrot. Epic shoutout to the alternate vlad who helped me

Awesome!

[original post] Im gonna take a fat nap when I get h- why do I hear boss music (edited)

[original post] Im gonna take a fat nap when I get h- why do I hear boss music

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Hide :C

WHOS AFTER ME?

look behind you

[shaky picture of Vlad approaching him, tilted at an angle]

got him

HELP

He's going in the mud.

NOT IF I PUT YOU IN THERE FIRST

O_o ?!?!?!?!?!?

Live tweeting while fighting is so impolite. Where are our manners.

I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. YOU ARENT MY MAN

You both are weird.

Are you trying to collect fruitloops like pokemon cards?

NOT NOW.

Are you trying to collect fruitloops like pokemon cards?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump What're pokemon card I haven't seen those yet :C (edited)

What're pokemon card I haven't seen those yet :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump [HellAndBack] I'm using Vlad's credit card to buy you a game boy advance and a copy of emerald.

[HellAndBack] I'm using Vlad's credit card to buy you a game boy advance and a copy of emerald.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Okay :D

I've left crimson in the mud someone come pick him up x

Not it.

I'm telling Lucy on you.

✊

‍♂️

>_< @Vlad_Masters2 VLAAAAD yoir boyfriend got mudded

dont phrase it like that-

Gross!

What else would "mudded" mean ?!?!?! D:

it just sounds weird okay

You're weird!

I'll go after your dad next dont test me fenton

Pffffffft. Dani, I am gonna take you to the Pokemon Center when I show you how to use a sword in Japan, 'kay?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Okie dokie then.

Pffffffft. Dani, I am gonna take you to the Pokemon Center when I show you how to use a sword in Japan, 'kay?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump [HellAndBack] Wonderful. I think all my little sisters should have pokemon games.

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Awww, you big softy. I know there are some mushroom pokemon. Foongus?

Wait are we talking about pokemon right now? I need someone to get some trade evos done for my pokedex. Tucker's still mad at me for accidentally bricking his copy of ruby

I'll go after your dad next dont test me fenton

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Hahahahahahahaha

Once again, you are all so GROSS.

What

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump He got mudded :'CCC

Someone has a type.

What

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump your alternate was mean to me for NO REASON.

Your little boyfriend splattered me with mud. Get him under control x

you deserved it

.

he was rude, trust me because im cute and innocent.

You're a grown ass man, that tactic isn't going to work

Daniels right x Can't charm your way out of this one. Everybody in the cafe saw.

they also saw you chasing me down like a feral hog

Some people like being chased.

.

7:28 PM

no comment

My point still stands: You have a type.

Feral Hog is a new one.

You are going to be a disaster for the music competition, huh?

Is that what you call your lover too, sweet pet name. Ah my precious feral hog, my darling pig.

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I came here to have a good time and I feel so attacked right now-

update: danny got medicine

.

he'll be ok

7:30 PM

and actually getting sleep

7:30 PM

sorry for interrupting, carry on

Oh good! I am so glad

no please interrupt

Samhain has been doing well too. Getting him patched up and all.

this is still sam btw

7:31 PM

samhain?

Why is my life like this. Crimson are you still at the cafe-

i'm like a couple of feet away I think.

Shit... you don't know... Uh... looks like Phantom. Halloween colors going on with the outfit?

wait

7:36 PM

white hair, black outfit, orange eyes?

Yeah!

big ears too?

7:37 PM

oh yeah i know him, didnt know his name tho

Ears aren't that big...

i'm like a couple of feet away I think.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Are you dead or otherwise unable to get up and get back over here.

poor kid

He is good now, just a bit of a back injury.

oh no

7:37 PM

what happened

7:37 PM

is it infected?

Are you dead or otherwise unable to get up and get back over here.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Im not coming back to the cafe like this. im staying in my mud puddle of shame

When Danny panicked in the cafe, Samhain touched him and he shot him into some tables.

oh

7:38 PM

phew

7:38 PM

i mean thats still bad, but thanks for telling me

Yeah no infections. . . . Is that a thing I need to look out for? Corruption based by chance?

not from danny

But from the Wraiths?

...how did you know about that

7:40 PM

wait no im stupid

. . . Wraiths. The fuck is a Wraith?

nothing to worry for now

It sounds like something to worry about.

just some, as danny called it? annoying pests

. . .

Not something currently a problem. They've been dealt with.

good

7:43 PM

wait

Color me not relieved.

you werent there

7:43 PM

what do you mean dealt with

They could become a problem?

did one escape

I helped Danny with one in the city.

in the city? (edited)

7:45 PM

did it... get anything?

A... cat.

7:47 PM

It... won't be a problem.

ok

7:47 PM

ok just a cat

7:47 PM

that's good

. . .

uhhh yeah

7:48 PM

he didnt mention what happened in the city

7:48 PM

but there might be more in the future

7:49 PM

no need to panic tho, we got safety measures

I have found the little idiot.

1

Yep. Sure. No panicking. If I see something large, monsterous, and looks like a fucking void, I am still going to set it on fire.

I have found the little idiot.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Bless.

Bless.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh, hey, me, I was wondering...If we ever wanted to meet up in your universe, what are your coordinates?

Oh, hey, me, I was wondering...If we ever wanted to meet up in your universe, what are your coordinates?

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Is this a thinly veiled threat or a nice gesture of goodwill?

Is this a thinly veiled threat or a nice gesture of goodwill?

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I've dumped plenty of things over Vinny's head as Plasmius. You're fine.

Yep. Sure. No panicking. If I see something large, monsterous, and looks like a fucking void, I am still going to set it on fi...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump maybe more like an incomprehensible, monochromatic... puzzle thing? but yeah, good enough

7:57 PM

they're weak to ectoplasm

I've dumped plenty of things over Vinny's head as Plasmius. You're fine.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [his address] Do pop by.

Mine look more like masses of... goo sort of. Eat life and magic. Pain to kill. I don't have ectoplasm though, no matter how much noise the yetis are making at me.

[his address] Do pop by.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ((vlad has just dumped ten gallons of mud directly onto him))

I'm sending Lucy to fill Vincents apartment with worms.

Are you sure you want to deal with what I'd do in return?

3

Do your worst. I have the power of a feral child on my side, what are you going to do? Send in the twink?

I've got several feral children at hand.

Where do they keep coming from.

Unfortunately our fatherly charm attracts them. And Teacher.

gotcha

Keep that mad woman away from me

get babied idiot

I'm still sad I missed your baby self....Perhaps I can convince her...

8:11 PM

Five minutes was not enough

no

:(

[A screenshot from DOOMED] Managed to get several levels in by myself!

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump [ liked this - is too afraid to comment ]

2

ohh sick, I need to get back on my DOOMED grind. I'm slacking

[A screenshot from DOOMED] Managed to get several levels in by myself!

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump WOOOOO !!!! GOOD JOB TUCKER!!! :DDDDDD HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS !!!!!!!

[ Original Post ] UGGGGGH I HATE BEING SO SHY AROUND CUTE BOYS I WANNA RIP MY STUPID HAIR OUT !!!!!!!

mood

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Maybe we can host a hear ripping party or something lmao. But fr though this suuuuuucccckkkkssssss !!! like so much

I do not recommend hair ripping.

Maybe we can host a hear ripping party or something lmao. But fr though this suuuuuucccckkkkssssss !!! like so much

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump is the boy in question also a total idiot about flirting?

is the boy in question also a total idiot about flirting?

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump How tf should I know I'm too scared to say anything to the guy

How tf should I know I'm too scared to say anything to the guy

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump

oh you got it bad bad i see

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I mean, I'm always like this when I get crushes,,, >_> euuuugggghhh it's so embarrassing !!!!

I mean, I'm always like this when I get crushes,,, >_> euuuugggghhh it's so embarrassing !!!!

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump thats charming though! a charm point even

thats charming though! a charm point even

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Thank you,,, I dunno maybe I should just tell him the next time I see him at school or something....

Thank you,,, I dunno maybe I should just tell him the next time I see him at school or something....

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump well dont overstress about it. i say, knowing thats IMPOSSIBLE lol

well dont overstress about it. i say, knowing thats IMPOSSIBLE lol

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Lol true. Dramatic siiiigh b o y s ammiright?

Lol true. Dramatic siiiigh b o y s ammiright?

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump boys.... if it makes you feel better i was flriting w my husband for five years before he noticed lol

boys.... if it makes you feel better i was flriting w my husband for five years before he noticed lol

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump OMH FOR REAL?????? W o w.

OMH FOR REAL?????? W o w.

@CassieInTheSkyWithDiamonds (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump YEAH. and his boyfriend it took a DECADE. so dont feel too bad lol

YEAH. and his boyfriend it took a DECADE. so dont feel too bad lol

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Lol thx that does help a little.

boys.... if it makes you feel better i was flriting w my husband for five years before he noticed lol

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Did you have to blow things up for Hardy to notice?

Did you have to blow things up for Hardy to notice?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump not while i was alive!!!! instead i just jailed three of his rotten coworkers lol

Aaah. That's great.

[Original post] Rip Anne, everyone loved girliepop, she will be missed. (Under the caption is a video of Rex dragging Anne out of a portal. Anne is shouting in a mix of french and english as Rex looks unimpressed with the cameraperson)

NO ANNE.....SHE WILL BE MISSED.......

We will be hosting her funeral tomorrow at The Bistro, free food will be served all day in her memory (Under the caption is a picture of Anne laying on the ground as Rex leaves through a portal in the background) (edited)

9:11 PM

Karaoke will also be available to those who want to play around with Anne's mic

[original post] how do i mention someone in post

[HellAndBack] Type @ and then their username.

ok

11:40 PM

@ electrotek supreme respond to my texts or else

11:40 PM

it did not work

LOL?

can you mention him for me please

what are you trying to do, threaten him?

Are they ghosting you. Aha, pun. Sad to see we are not the only Skulker Technus combo SUFFERING

he wont respond to texts or calls

....HUH THAT IS WEIRD

11:46 PM

MAYBE HE'S STUCK IN AN EXPERIMENT?

probably doing some computer nonsense left his phone somewhere maybe so i use whisprr to connect

HMMMM

need a favor from him

How much self-loathing can one body hold? Asking for a friend.

INFINITE.

Oh good. Thanks.

btw yesterday was my first day "working" at the "prison" and i gotta say.....unimpressed.

Was he disappointed about the "uniform"?

i still looked hot, im sure he somehow found it in himself to be gross

trh hell is dis phhhhone beeoing

[picture of freakshow in the cafe] One like to slap his bald head.

6

I'll allow this. -liked-

12:24 PM

trh hell is dis phhhhone beeoing

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump You good there?

[picture of freakshow in the cafe] One like to slap his bald head.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I can't like it multiple times and I am disappointed.

fffff dis shthesd doong agaun

12:24 PM

balde

i still looked hot, im sure he somehow found it in himself to be gross

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Hah I am sure he did unfortunately. I wonder if we could blind him...

kik mr clean fur me

12:25 PM

ffffukcer

12:26 PM

sorry about that, Danny just waking up

Oh shoot, another me??

probably

Mr. Clean actually provides use to society. Freakshow at most could fertilize a garden and even then I am afraid the garden would rot because of it.

forgive him, it’s the medication taking effect

12:28 PM

wait, freakshow?

12:28 PM

he’s here?

He's at the cafe causing problems, yeah. Fucking british people...

people at cafe huh can someone do me favor i will return favor after

he doesn’t have any weapons on him right?

I want to say British people aren't the problem but... I was in Japan when their influence started creating chaos so...

Say a

12:29 PM

replica of the Caduceus staff of anything like that?

I think he just has his staff with him.

Destroy it.

12:29 PM

no matter what

people at cafe huh can someone do me favor i will return favor after

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Why should anyone do anything for you?

people at cafe huh can someone do me favor i will return favor after

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump I am not there but could go there, what do you need?

Is the staff that bad?

I am not there but could go there, what do you need?

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump who are you and how much weight can you carry

Champagne, and it depends. I could get blobs to help.

he’s really bad news and that staff of his is even more bad news

12:31 PM

do whatever you can to destroy it

12:31 PM

good luck

He got Technus its over guys

Well, I guess I’m not going to the cafe today

oh for the gods sake i just need my godsdamn body back how hard is that to get

WERE TRYING

Wait like 10 minutes while we deal with this brit'osh person

DON'T COME TO THE CAFE RIGHT NOW

Also correction, its not a staff but its still evil. Who cares what it is really though

oh for the gods sake i just need my godsdamn body back how hard is that to get

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump The blobs could help...

NO- do not bring them here

after whatever nonsense is going down now is over

Freakshow's in the Realms??? Get him out. Destroy anything with a red gem. Get him away from any and all ghosts

Yes, after. I promise not to put them in harms way.

if he’s still there, I will personally go over and kill him myself

Ah fuck... that scrawny little shit. (edited)

HATE THIS GUY

he can’t control someone like me

I'll End him again myself if I need to.

[Future-Figment has gone offline]

. . . Shit

This bad, he's getting more of then under er his control- is there not anyone that can resist?

I’ll come over

Be careful.

where the hell is lydia when you need her

Be safe Sam

1

Fuck. I should be there... What's happening?

Hes gone. Technus and Dan seem, normal? Again. He had a red glowing ring, I think that's what was doing the shit that took Technus over.

1:09 PM

is there anyone out there that might know what it is or how it works, or even anyone we can ask outside of the internet?

He was controlling Dan?! Fuuuuuck. I... can answer some questions. Later.

He was not controlling me

He sure fuckin tried but he's tried before

i wasn't sure about you tbh. Knew about technus.

1:12 PM

how did he manage it? I thought he had some sort of magic stick or something before? Least that's what I've heard.

Looks like the bastard decided to make smaller jewelry with shards. He's so lucky.

If he comes again... Someone needs to End him. Hell, I'll do it. He's a danger to ghosts and the world.

Ugh... He gives me the creeps.

can't do that in the cafe. You'd have to take him outside

I will... wait a moment to be sure the coast is clear before I ask some ghosts to help me carry armor for Skulker.

But he can control people in the cafe?

Maybe it is a... death thing.

I will... wait a moment to be sure the coast is clear before I ask some ghosts to help me carry armor for Skulker.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump i will send directions when needed

Freakshow isn't at the cafe anymore. Its a wreck, though.

1:37 PM

What are you trying to get, anyway?

i will send directions when needed

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Of course. I am happy to assist.

... Did anyone see if he had a red gem specifically in the shape of a diamond?

What are you trying to get, anyway?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump body

...yours?

Oh geez And why, Phantom?

yes

I thought I saw it outside when I came in. Why is it halfway into the ground? And wheres your head?

Oh geez And why, Phantom?

@

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) - jump Because with that, he could do far worse than just mind control.

long story

Because with that, he could do far worse than just mind control.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump How…far worse are we talking about?

long story

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump None of my business, got it.

Restructuring the world worse.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump ……Ancients….. Okay, if ever the possible outcome he comes in when I’m in and I see it I’ll try to get it off of him.

. . . Oh so he is that kind of fuckery. Super gross.

……Ancients….. Okay, if ever the possible outcome he comes in when I’m in and I see it I’ll try to get it off of him.

@

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) - jump No! Bring in someone who isn't full ghost. Who he can't control as easily.

I volunteer to stab him.

No! Bring in someone who isn't full ghost. Who he can't control as easily.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Understood. Luckily I’ve got someone close to me that creep won’t be able to control

Good. I'm... going to patrol for awhile. If he can get into the Realms on his own... who knows who he's already grabbed.

May the stars watch over you, Phantom. Be safe.

Good. I'm... going to patrol for awhile. If he can get into the Realms on his own... who knows who he's already grabbed.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Alright. Yes, please stay safe. Hopefully the Crown and the Ring will be able to shield you from trying to be controlled by that creep.

Skulker, I have found some large blobs willing to help and will be going out to get your armor.

thank you i will tell my address if you direct message me

Of course.

Anaia Lionel started a thread. 5/7/2024 2:27 PM

was busy, but heard Freakshow is gone?

3:08 PM

good

3:08 PM

if he comes back, let me know asap

i have finished my daily panic attack / mental breakdown.

3

everything okay, tech? You need anything? I'm off work.

I am fine

do not worry about me. some shit went down this morning AGAIN i do not want to drag you down with me. the ship is sinking crimson and i am the sad little sailor boy.

i have finished my daily panic attack / mental breakdown.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Sending you hugs :CCCCCC I love you

I love you too darling sweet child. precious child. baby sweet baby girl.

you say that like my own life isn't a wreck. I won't push but...just give me a text if you need a hand. Kay?

If you want to hang out swing by whenever or alternatively you can watch me drink myself into unconsciousness in public at shanias

...I could get wasted, yeah. Sounds like a good time. Getting drunk on a Tuesday night is what functional adults do.

[Grandma Cairo shares an account with Lucy. Isnt that sweet-] Nico, is everything alright? What's happened this time?

just the usual bs Cairo and also a bunch of extra bs.

[Original post] Hi internet!!! I'm missing my papa,, he's been gone for more than 48hrs and isn't getting my texts :( Has anyone seen him? (Under the caption's a picture of Brainiac Technus, it's taken at an angle, and he's tinkering with a random electronic device)

Your daddy's missing honey? Where'd you see him last?

At home,, he said he was going to see Nii and hasn't come back yet :(

Who is Nii honey? Do you know where they live?

No,, and this is Nii! (Under the caption is a picture of Raccoon Technus halfway into a dumpster in the human realm. There's a human with a broom rapidly approaching him in the background of the picture)

Two techs. Right, okay honey don't panic. I'll get someone to come looking --

Thank you thank you thank you!!

.

?

I'll help look.

Thank you!! :D

[original post] [photo of Dan passed out on the table with a high stack of napkins on his head]

HAH

[HellAndBack] Hah.

I wonder if we can stack thing on you.

[original post] [photo of Dan passed out on the table with a high stack of napkins on his head]

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Poor guy musta been sleepy

He got bored to death- that or that fight with Freakshow tired him out.

I wonder if we can stack thing on you.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump No.

Honestly... fights are exhausting. Aww why not, it will be fun, Inferno. We can use marshmallows. Your hair would roast them.

I think you have a wider forehead- you might beat his napkin record

[HellAndBack] No.

Disappointment. I might just die from it./s

Thank you!! :D

@@Teeny_Tamagotchi (@Ecto) - jump Found them. We'll send them back your way shortly.

Is papa okay??

Not entirely at the moment, but we'll get him fixed up and back to you.

:(

He's alright now, just sleeping.

Okay!

[original post] [a lot pf pictures of bunny Skulker] who tf woul,d divorc this fucking thaaang?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :O !!!! Skulker's in bunny form???? Where is he and also can you ask if I can pet him?

at da bar.....come onnn

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! BUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYYYY

omw.

TECHYY COMING BACK YAAAAY

IM HAVING A GREAT TIME TONGIHT!!!!

I don't even want to think about your great time right now

Are you still out? What are you doing-

IM HANGING OUT WITH SKULKER!

They're coring blob ghosts for 'science'

Oh no

its. I. Don't like it.

IM HAVING A GREAT TIME TONGIHT!!!!

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ME TOO ME TOO CRIMSON WON ME A BUTTERCUP FROM THE CLAW MACHINE !!!!!!!! [ attached is a photo of her at Shania's holding a butter cup plushie while Crimson's doing magnet shit in the background ]

ME TOO ME TOO CRIMSON WON ME A BUTTERCUP FROM THE CLAW MACHINE !!!!!!!! [ attached is a photo of her at Shania's holding a bu...

@MycelialMadness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump _POGGERS

its. I. Don't like it.

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Neither do I. It's...it's too cruel to talk about...

POGGERS

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I dunno whag that means :C

IM HANGING OUT WITH SKULKER!

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Hm, I see he got his armor fixed. Tell him I said hello.

They're coring blob ghosts for 'science'

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump WAIT WHAT ?!?!?!?!?!? DDDD:

[this image has been removed by Whisprrs TOS team]

ME TOO ME TOO CRIMSON WON ME A BUTTERCUP FROM THE CLAW MACHINE !!!!!!!! [ attached is a photo of her at Shania's holding a bu...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump What the hell is that freak doing-

11:32 PM

[this image has been removed by Whisprrs TOS team]

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump DUDE?

wtf man please don't post stuff like that

Damn it. I just wanna share my dinner!

DINNER?! YOU ATE ONE?!!!!

. . .

I didn't say that. Don't make weird assumptions.

What the hell is that freak doing-

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump He's not a freak he's a friend and he got me Buttercup !!!

I didn't say that. Don't make weird assumptions.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Do I need to come get you

Do I need to come get you

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump YOU WANTED ME TO MAKE FRIENDS

Damn it. I just wanna share my dinner!

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Dan I'm gonna have new nightmares now....

YOU WANTED ME TO MAKE FRIENDS

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump NOT WITH A PSYCHOPATH? WITH SOMEONE NORMAL?

NOT WITH A PSYCHOPATH? WITH SOMEONE NORMAL?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Name one normal person quickly

best night of my afterlife too having fun (edited)

Shut up you toaster

11:36 PM

Name one normal person quickly

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You can find someone, they exist-

I'm having FUN

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You're being weird and gross and kinda scary :C

I'm having FUN

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump We're trying to get you away from the whole "murder" thing, remember?

You're being weird and gross and kinda scary :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Sorry kiddo, I am in fact weird and gross and scary.

11:38 PM

We're trying to get you away from the whole "murder" thing, remember?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Danny I PROMISE these things barely count.

Sorry kiddo, I am in fact weird and gross and scary.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Maybe you should not be those things

Danny I PROMISE these things barely count.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump It's not about the blob ghosts, it's about your BLOOD lust.

best night of my afterlife too having fun

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Mhm.

It's not about the blob ghosts, it's about your BLOOD lust.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump whelp shut up

whelp shut up

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Asked you first.

It's not about the blob ghosts, it's about your BLOOD lust.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Would you rather I not get this energy off at all?

Would you rather I not get this energy off at all?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I rather you get a hobby that's less murdery- I still don't trust you.

I rather you get a hobby that's less murdery- I still don't trust you.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Maybe knitting? That'd be fun! (edited)

I rather you get a hobby that's less murdery- I still don't trust you.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ¯_ (ツ)_/¯

Knitting? That’d be cute. Maybe Skulker should get a sewing machine attachment too?

Pff- now that would be something.

>:p I'm being serious! The fibre arts are beautiful.

And they're too close to what Vlad used to do.

Tattooing lets you stab people repeatedly and you get paid for it.

I’m not putting down fibre arts, I think it’s a great suggestion.

And they're too close to what Vlad used to do.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Embrace your inner grandma, fruit loop 2

Tattooing lets you stab people repeatedly and you get paid for it.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump

nothing compare to thrill of hunt

It can be cathartic. I am still not a fan of trophy hunting.

Try a roller coaster

Embrace your inner grandma, fruit loop 2

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You really want me to make you wear a shitty sweater I make?

You really want me to make you wear a shitty sweater I make?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Try and make me do anything, I dare you

Try and make me do anything, I dare you

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump >:) Clockwork would find it funny.

>:) Clockwork would find it funny.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump God- it's always Clockwork with you!

11:48 PM

It's like...clockwork.

Do you want to know why, or do you want to live in blissful ignorance?

I have a feeling the answer will disturb me.

You're disturbed by basic love stories.

. IM SORRY?

Remember how much you were dying over Boxy and LL?

You are NOT seeing him. I'm going to barf.

Okay I'm not. Whatever you say Danny!

[HellAndBack] You're what?

Please help me

...You're gonna have to be a bit more specific, because I am doing several things

[HellAndBack] You're dating the meddling bastard gearbox?

That is 100% the fruit loop side of you. I'm not taking responsibility for that.

You're very judgey for ame

[HellAndBack] Didn't say I was judging, I just never contemplated dating the bastard.

Probably because you have common sense.

. . . Well that explains the meddling.

Did he meddle earlier????? I doubt it was mine.

11:58 PM

OH GOD, WAIT MULTIPLE CLOCKWORKS IS....BAD.

3

Probably because you have common sense.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [HellAndBack] . . .

OH GOD, WAIT MULTIPLE CLOCKWORKS IS....BAD.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Go find your bald boyfriend. One of them is bound to be right. But be careful~ (edited)

Wait… you’re dating that guy?

[HellAndBack] ... your Clockwork is bald???

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Depends on his mood honestly.

The one who messed everything up for you??? Him? You’re dating that guy?

That's a hilarious mental image.

Wait… you’re dating that guy?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'm not gonna lie DATING is a really strong word for. Whatever this is.

It sure is a choice.

The one who messed everything up for you??? Him? You’re dating that guy?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I refuse to believe it's genuine. Someone is using someone, and I have no clue who.

I refuse to believe it's genuine. Someone is using someone, and I have no clue who.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I mean I am his "attack dog" so does that count

Wow! I don't even know that to say to that! Other than "ew"?

I mean I am his "attack dog" so does that count

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] Huh.

…Is that what he calls you behind closed doors or?

That's what Judy calls me.

Right... well that's something I will have to write out of my memory.

Wow! I don't even know that to say to that! Other than "ew"?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [ Liked ]

3

That's what Judy calls me.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump source: dude trust me

[HellAndBack] How'd that even happen?

source: dude trust me

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Come On

…Ok how has the gearbox even got a phone?

[HellAndBack] I tried to consume the old Clock when I got out.

[HellAndBack] How'd that even happen?

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump A normal amount of attempted murder. I

12:03 AM

[HellAndBack] I tried to consume the old Clock when I got out.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump YOU HUH

…Ok how has the gearbox even got a phone?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump He agreed with me, so I'm chosing not to question it.

YOU HUH

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] Broke time a little bit...

He agreed with me, so I'm chosing not to question it.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Of course he agrees with you.

…Ok how has the gearbox even got a phone?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I assume he is sitting there with a chisel and tablet and sending messages.

Of course he agrees with you.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump ??? What is that supposed to mean?

[HellAndBack] Broke time a little bit...

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump THAT'S HILARIOUS......

Right... well that's something I will have to write out of my memory.

@Not_Procrastinating Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump [ Liked ]

Wonder if he'd let me try that.

[HellAndBack] Broke time a little bit...

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump . . . I have decided that all of you need a boot to the head just a tad.

Wonder if he'd let me try that.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Again. Ew?

Ugh this stuff’s getting weird, I’m out.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump [ Liked ]

Wonder if he'd let me try that.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [HellAndBack] Sure. Try it. I got stuck back in a teenage body because I fucked up my fucked up Core's stability too much.

You scared the scardy cat away. Great job team, wrap it up.

[HellAndBack] Sure. Try it. I got stuck back in a teenage body because I fucked up my fucked up Core's stability too much.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump OH. Yeah I shouldn't do that, that would be weird. I went through puberty once already, and our Vlad doesn't HAVE clones.

Don’t like my comments you old cog! And I am not a scaredy cat. >>

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump .... [ Liked ]

[HellAndBack] Thankfully past that point. But going back to an 18 year old whenever I'm in human form is fucking weird.

Don’t like my comments you old cog! And I am not a scaredy cat. >>

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Uh huh sure.

Seems like cat...got your tongue earlier?

Yeah okay I'll stick to working for the jackass.

[HellAndBack] Thankfully past that point. But going back to an 18 year old whenever I'm in human form is fucking weird.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I'm sorry, I fought a fucking teenager?

I'm sorry, I fought a fucking teenager?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Chronologically, I'm at least 26.

Ok now he’s just doing it to piss me off. …Fenton I know where you live, I’ll happily take a cat crap in your closet.

.

Chronologically, I'm at least 26.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Still weird... Then again I don't look my age either so I guess that tracks.

Jesus Christ, dude. You really have it out for me. And I haven't even properly met you.

Please, you’re nothing special, I just like messing with you. It’s so easy.

It really is

See at least with Dan I know why he wants to mess with me. You're just a pussy cat who can't own up to why he's so pissy all the time.

I’m a cat, what, do you expect me to lick your hand? You gotta work for it.

[HellAndBack] . . .

Funny, you said you weren't a cat when I said you were one the first time. What's the truth?

That you’re a lil bitch.

And I thought my drama was juicy.

I don't know why I even checked this stupid app.

That you’re a lil bitch.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump No u

I don't know why I even checked this stupid app.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Same...

I hate this timeline.

12:16 AM

So much.

I don't know why I even checked this stupid app.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump [ Liked ]

Lol.

Anyway, gonna log out. Don’t open your closet Fenton. Bai.

Whatever, Mistoffelees.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [liked]

hm?

Don't worry about it.

damn what did o miss? look i got some stuffed kitties from the clw machiene...shit i should have grabbed one for aether too, ah well.

Ugh. Dude, you can't keep doing this.

Yes he can, its funny

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump are you the CUNT from that one time?

are you the CUNT from that one time?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump .

Yeah, he is. I already chewed him out for being a creep, you don't have to worry about him anymore.

i aint scared o him..i m not scared of anybody

4

Are you drunk?

Don't answer that.

yeaaaah

.

I was gonna ask for a ride home but...i can just fly is fine

Danny.

No

Either you pick him up or I do.

12:29 AM

Or. The Fruitloop, I Guess.

I have another final in the morning- just call his boyfriend and get it over with.

UGH FINE.

nah i can fly its fine. im already walking out

.

baaaaaayby hi

Where are you.

baw

He's at Shania's.

On it.

thanks ilu baby mwah mwah mwah

Gross.

I love you too, little bat. Shove it, Daniel.

Aww.

12:37 AM

Yes please keep being adorable.

I need to go back to bed so I don't have to witness any more of this.

are you homophobic dan? cring

Yes, Cringe.

I'M NOT?

Damn...past me is cringe.

Present you isn't doing much better.

FUKN BURN- do u ned ic fur that sic burn?

Present me got to, well.

12:51 AM

[this post has been removed by the Chrono whisppr Team]

Pfft. And thank you, whomever Nauticle is. I have always been good with burning things.

On it.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Did Crimson make it home safe? Also did you like the cat plushies we got for you? (Don't tell Shania 0_0;;;)

ugh yeah im back home. I hope Shania doesn't mind the arcade machines being out of place. I'll make it up to her later

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm glad you're safe and sound !!!!! :D Did Vlad like the kitties???

he totally sobbed over them. Soft man...like pudding.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Awwwwwe! That's kinda sweet I think. Do their real kitty counterparts like em too??

[a photo of the kitties with their plush counterparts. Maddie is laying her big fat head on hers gently. Crimson (the cat) is playfully bitting the ear.]

[a photo of the kitties with their plush counterparts. Maddie is laying her big fat head on hers gently. Crimson (the cat) is pl...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump AWWWWWWWWWEEEE!!!!! Thank you Crimson :'D !!!! I liked the photo a lot.

np...I'm gonna drink some water and die for a few hours

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okie dokie Crimson I hope you feel better quickly!

Oh that is so cute.

Every time I try to do something good for the community somebody dies or my house blows up or both. Can I throw one simple gala without some rando setting fire to the lab. Please god just one social event that goes as planned, it's all I ask. It wasn't even Lucy this time.

4

It wasn't Lucy?

Every time I try to do something good for the community somebody dies or my house blows up or both. Can I throw one simple gala ...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump D: ?!?!?! What the heck happened ????? Is everyone okay?

No!! She was incredibly well behaved! Some woman was getting harassed by people I don't believe were even invited, who called Lucy stupid, and she didn't hunt them for sport until AFTER I gave the go ahead. I'm so proud of her.

4

Someone called Lucy stupid? How cruel. She is such a sweet girl.

No!! She was incredibly well behaved! Some woman was getting harassed by people I don't believe were even invited, who called Lu...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Wow.

12:14 PM

..... Hm.

Lab is in ashes. I don't know what the hell is going on. I have a feeling I'm being targeted by the world's worst assassin or something. Previously mentioned woman won't get out of my house either. She set fire to an ambulance. The pizza never arrived. I'm on my own with her and she's sweeping.

Do you need assistance in getting rid of her?

. . . Odd.

No!! She was incredibly well behaved! Some woman was getting harassed by people I don't believe were even invited, who called Lu...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I know this is a bad time but can you give Lucy a hug from me and also did she use the secret eating technique? Should I go over and yell at the weird lady when I'm done with my homework? Would that help? (edited)

I'm considering it but Cairo is frowning at me. I'll keep you posted. Dani I will do that. Don't come over if she is some kind of awful spy for the GIW she might be dangerous.

I'm considering it but Cairo is frowning at me. I'll keep you posted. Dani I will do that. Don't come over if she is some kind o...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Okay -- good idea. Keep Lucy safe okay?? Maybe after she's gone I can help clean up stuff that isn't in the lab or something.

I will. Thank you Dani.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump No problem! :D

Hey Sam Things are taking longer than I thought I’ll keep you updated when we’re close to be done How are things at the cafe? No issues I hope?

hi sam here, update on danny

1:25 PM

he's drinking, good sign

1:26 PM

cafe was... interesting, to say the least. Friends and I were discussing something important concerning someone. I can discuss next time we meet

1:26 PM

hope things are good on your end, ❤️

Oh good! I am so glad.

danny will still be out of commission for a while

1:30 PM

the new medicine helped a lot

As long as he gets his rest. He seems like he has been needing it.

yeh

1:31 PM

hoping he recovers soon too

If there is anything you guys need, give a shout? It sounds like you have everything covered but... the offer is there.

ofc

1:36 PM

Oh, okay And that’s fine They are. A lot of library things he needed a second set of hands for, ❤️

gotcha

1:38 PM

if you need a third pair in the future, lemme know

Glad he'll be alright. Sorry for losing my temper. Will be afk for awhile.

I will!

its ok

1:41 PM

we were all a little heated

1:42 PM

take time to cool off

Things weren’t heated, but you guys have fun taking on the clown guy.

i will beg to differ

Then beg

dont think moths could beg technically

Clown guy? Oh the prick who was talking about recruiting people the first time I saw him.

Recruiting? Why wasn’t that mentioned?

he's bad news to any ghost

He's tryjng to recruit people????

I wasn't there for any conversation so I don't know if anyone today was present for his other visit.

I cannot believe we have to deal with Freakshow AGAIN. Can someone PLEASE call LYDIA.

Okay that makes him even more of a creep

Lydia?

He mentioned it offhand while someone was talking to him. I... wasn't really comfortable with the dude.

1:54 PM

Glad he'll be alright. Sorry for losing my temper. Will be afk for awhile.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Be safe, and if you need a place to yell into the void, I know a wide open space in some mountains that you can yell at the clouds or some shit.

Lydia?

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump idk about yalls but our freakshow is a total wifeguy. i mean even if this one ISNT lydia is probably someone hell at least LISTEN to. maybe. possibly.

...how informative

Does he make a habit of controlling others?

do you have a way to contact her?

1:55 PM

Does he make a habit of controlling others?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump yes

do you have a way to contact her?

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump I mean I can contact ours. IDK if it'll work on another Freakshow though, you know how the guy is

hmm

[picture of keel hanging out at the circus with lydia, doing tricks. freddie in the background is visibly pouting]

yes

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump I meant the wifeguy one, honestly.

if its not the same one we're looking for, may not be a strong lead then

I meant the wifeguy one, honestly.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump He used to yeah but now she keeps him on a tight leash. It's really funny watching an amazonian woman pick up an anemic twink like a ferret

Aaaaah. I see. Well that does sound absolutely entertaining.

[another picture. theres a pair of clowny twins in the foreground visibly mocking freakshow whos being held back by lydia]

Pfft. Well be careful this isn't one who is tired of having a "Leash". I knew some people who... wanted to break free of that dynamic.

Can somebody please get ahold of Technus he's not picking up my calls and it's very urgent.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Which one??? :0

Mine preferably.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I dunno which one's your's :C Is that the really gay one?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN DANI

6

Isn't that all of them?

Yes it's the really gay one. I don't know how to distinguish between them.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN DANI

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Darn...uh, can you ping all the other Techni? One of em's gotta be the right one

Yes it's the really gay one. I don't know how to distinguish between them.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump DOES YOURS HAVE A MARRIAGE WITH SKULKER FOR TAX PURPOSES OR LOVE PURPOSES

I'm an idiot, there's only one Lucy - Her technus if that helps

3:30 PM

Love the last time i checked

OH NICO. OKAY HOLD ON.

What the fuck do you want Vladimus Plasters.

Emergency. Sending my coordinates, it happened again.

omw

MY SWEET BLORBO HUNG UP ON ME

3:48 PM

OUR DIVORCE IS PENDING

[original post] @Teeny_Tamagotchi SN0W I AM SO SORRY I WAS HAVING A VERY WEIRD TIME. I'LL BE HOME EVENTUALLY. I AM EXHAUSTED AND IT'S HARD TO MOVE RIGHT NOW.

Okay!! :D Stay safe!! :3 (Unsent: Please don't get hurt again :( )

I WILL. JUST NEED TO RECHARGE

:D

Why do you people not pick up your phones. I hate all of you.

Some of us have shit to do. Who were you trying to call anyway?

YOU ARE NOT WORHT IT

Why do you people not pick up your phones. I hate all of you.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Maybe they're just busy

Skulker. His idiot is having a moment in the corner and i don't know how to deal with it.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Is he okay ?? :C

Don't worry i'm sure he's fine. Maybe.

Is it the Technus going through a divorce- or a different one?

lucky he even picks up phone i have my vlad saved in contacts as do not respond

I don't keep track of their marriage status

Skulker. His idiot is having a moment in the corner and i don't know how to deal with it.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OH ISNT SKULKY BOO AT THE BAR STILL?

Can someone tell him i have a quivering mess on the floor that requires his attention.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump DDDDDD: WHAT HAPPENED ?!?!?!?! IS EVERYONE OKAY ?????

dont expect bastard rabbit to help he sucks busy with hunt cant help either

errrghhhh

5:46 PM

somefhng weird

5:46 PM

feelin weird somewhere

Is everything alright, Sam?

think troulb in town

5:47 PM

no t same

5:47 PM

not sam

5:47 PM

danny

Can someone tell him i have a quivering mess on the floor that requires his attention.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I'LL GO BOTHER HIM CHIEF

Oh, sorry Danny. I didn’t mean to confuse you.

din worry

5:48 PM

but somehng in towwn

5:48 PM

very bad

5:48 PM

can feel it

5:48 PM

be cafeful

what is it

think its wrath

5:49 PM

wratih

5:49 PM

dam stupdi medicine

5:49 PM

big one

is wraith a beast

not animl

5:50 PM

acts like 1

hm better prey than vlad ok bye

deadly to ghots

5:50 PM

crap

Oh shit.

wish i wasnt weak rn

5:51 PM

sam istn heere eithre

5:51 PM

danm

He isn’t? Oh no

I wonder where he can be….

Get rest, I am sure someone can handle it. Maybe they are still looking into the Freakshow shit?

freakshw?

5:56 PM

hes fukin here

5:57 PM

dam it

5:57 PM

of all tmes to be in bed

Can someone tell him i have a quivering mess on the floor that requires his attention.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh, Vladdie, do you need help?

Yeah, from what it sounds like he's bad news to the nth degree

Oh, Vladdie, do you need help?

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump No.

No.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Are you sure?

No.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump May I please help if I can ??? D: Is Lucy okay ??

Lucy is fine do not worry.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump The kitties too???

Cairo is cat-sitting for me it's alright my dear but THANK YOU for being so considerate

[Video of Seirei laughing and video shaking while everyone gets into chaos with Walker while he tries to arrest people] Just another day at the Cafe apparently.

More or less

AWESOME!! Fuck Walker man

which fucking walker is that????/

[Video of Seirei laughing and video shaking while everyone gets into chaos with Walker while he tries to arrest people] Jus...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump OH NO CRIMSON'S THERE !!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDD: OMW OMW OMW OMW OMW TO HELP HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!

nvm hardys downstairs and that one doesnt have scars and isnt shouting slurs so. probably the high strung one

which fucking walker is that????/

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I don't think it's...Hardy, if I'm correct? This one is definitely by the book by the book.

9:05 PM

nvm hardys downstairs and that one doesnt have scars and isnt shouting slurs so. probably the high strung one

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Got it

AND THANK GOD id kill him for going out and causing trouble

OH NO CRIMSON'S THERE !!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDD: OMW OMW OMW OMW OMW TO HELP HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Please be careful, kiddo. Don't get arrested.

Please be careful, kiddo. Don't get arrested.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump :CCCCCC I'm trying,,,,

[SELFIE OF HER NEXT TO A DOWNED WALKER]

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [ Liked this ]

[SELFIE OF HER NEXT TO A DOWNED WALKER]

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump that's what he gets for being mean >:'CCCC !!!!!!!

hes such a dick he was mean to ben and beau!!!!

Trying to report someone for having cleavage. For shame.

YEAH.

[selfie of the cafe far in the distance] being a half human freak has its perks

hi bestie kiss kiss

[selfie of the cafe far in the distance] being a half human freak has its perks

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump More like a half human friend :D

hi bestie kiss kiss

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump dont FUCKING talk to me >:(

dont FUCKING talk to me >:(

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump THIS WAS LITERALLY NOT MY FAULT. I DID NOT MAKE BULLET THROW COFFEE ON YOU LIKE A DERANGED KAREN

THIS WAS LITERALLY NOT MY FAULT. I DID NOT MAKE BULLET THROW COFFEE ON YOU LIKE A DERANGED KAREN

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You got a Walker in a fussy mood though! You're always doing this man

9:17 PM

Sorry- I was already not in the greatest mood when I walked in, I should have known.

You got a Walker in a fussy mood though! You're always doing this man

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I think Walker's just like that Crimson :C

its not my fault if hes a prudish jerk

both fair

[Tech got his whisprr account back for him <3] Sorry for dumping my coffee on you little man i wasn't expecting it to snowball into a fucking complete disaster but thats on me

9:19 PM

Who are you calling a deranged karen keel?? ill get you

uh huh

9:19 PM

i mean i cant use my usual avenue of attack on you tragically.

what are you saying

you did NOT look at my tits.

[Tech got his whisprr account back for him <3] Sorry for dumping my coffee on you little man i wasn't expecting it to snowball ...

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Sorry for shocking your boobs

5

you did NOT look at my tits.

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I did too look at your tits. I was starring directly at both of them. I've only got one eye it's hard to multitask.

I did too look at your tits. I was starring directly at both of them. I've only got one eye it's hard to multitask.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump oh good ill use them in our next tussle

You're going to beat me to death with your boobs? [bullet please]

I did too look at your tits. I was starring directly at both of them. I've only got one eye it's hard to multitask.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump get gud scrub, 1 eye isnt an excse to not b gud at loking

Im better at looking at boobs than you are dude i guarentee it

You're going to beat me to death with your boobs? [bullet please]

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump dont tempt me to try it havent you ever seen that lady who busted a watermelon with her tits

No? send the video right now

Im better at looking at boobs than you are dude i guarentee it

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump dont exctly c u gittng any rght now

dont exctly c u gittng any rght now

@NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump You literally know nothing about my love life. I get plenty of action thanks

dobtful wit that stick up urs heh

No? send the video right now

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [LINK SENT]

dobtful wit that stick up urs heh

@NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump therell be a stick up your ass when i get a hold of you you shithead

9:29 PM

nevermind that came out wrong delete message

LOL

wud lik 2 c u try, whn n whre?

I fucking love this place.

Anywhere anytime

ON HERE BECAUSE YELLING DOWNSTAIRS old friend weird WHAT GOING ON

HAHAHAHHAHA

9:31 PM

Anywhere anytime

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

fukin bet- met u at the fukd up tre at the bar

Its a date

[ original post ] @Vlad_Masters Hey Lucy's Dad what'd the weird lady look like exactly? Was she like, super red ???? (edited)

its not a date

THIS IS THE LOWER HALF SPECIFICALLY SPEAKING TO SAY. GAY. i have no part in that message

4

pukr up, m cuming fur ur ass

3

[ original post ] @Vlad_Masters Hey Lucy's Dad what'd the weird lady look like exactly? Was she like, super red ????

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Yes god why?? please dont tell me

Oh yeah she was uh, having a time about emotions and being half dead.

Yes god why?? please dont tell me

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump We found her.

Well unfind her she's menace

was that the lady trying to intimidate us?

Well unfind her she's menace

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump How'm I supposed to do that ?!?!?!?!?!

Intimidate you? Jesus fucking christ she's been a ghost for 24 hours and she's already causing issues

that oughta be familiar eh vlad

Vlad it's Maddie. That woman burnt Cairo, she's fine don't worry.

Yes yes Keel quite so

9:36 PM

WHAT

Intimidate you? Jesus fucking christ she's been a ghost for 24 hours and she's already causing issues

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I'm scared do you think she'll set me on fire??

9:37 PM

Vlad it's Maddie. That woman burnt Cairo, she's fine don't worry.

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump SHE DID WHAT ?!?!?!?!? D:\

the past is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE APPARENTLY

9:37 PM

STILL BETTER THAN being shattered

9:37 PM

but still A NIGHTMARE

Can we have one good fucking day in the zone please. PLEASE.

9:39 PM

Apologies for my fowl language but i've lost the will to live

fowl

die

CANT IM TALKING TO A HOT PERSON

Apologies for my fowl language but i've lost the will to live

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump :C Do you need a hug?

Oh poor Cairo.

CANT IM TALKING TO A HOT PERSON

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Gaaaay /pos

*FOUL ... im thinking about my BIRD mother obviously

9:41 PM

Save the hug for later. Can i cash in a hug coupon when i'm not caught inbetween several nightmare situations all occuring at once.

Save the hug for later. Can i cash in a hug coupon when i'm not caught inbetween several nightmare situations all occuring at on...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Okay :'C Is Cairo gonna be okay do you know ??

at bar, whre is the fuk faace?

probably snogging a bird

Cairo is fine!! just a little crispy

probably snogging a bird

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I hate you keel

Cairo is fine!! just a little crispy

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump That does not sound good. At all. D':

I hate you keel

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump you love me.

That does not sound good. At all. D':

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Can I come over to check on her later if I don't get burned to death?? :'C

Of course you can, our door is always open to friends and family and you're family!! [Vlad did rant about the clone children and how sweet this one is in particular. if her fentons hadnt of adopted her he wouldve--]

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hey alt vlad @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) ( @Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ] ), im planning on having a chit chat with the flaming dame soon...should I come over first or wait until im less mind fucked?

I'm at Technus' lair right now but i can meet you somewhere if you need to. Why on earth are you entertaining her.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump look- I just feel bad for her? I was not chill when I came out of the hospital and starting phasing through my work desk. I get it.

10:14 PM

I'm not saying I don't believe you or nothing, but I just wanna be caught up to speed at least. hit me up when you're free- and I hope Tech is alright...

You're right. Perhaps i have been too harsh on her. I was a mess in the beginning too after all. Who wasn't. Perhaps i'll accompany you and we can figure it out together. I'm not brave enough to be left in a room alone with her, she might start sweeping or something. Technus is a mess but Skulkers here so im staying out the way.

You're right. Perhaps i have been too harsh on her. I was a mess in the beginning too after all. Who wasn't. Perhaps i'll accomp...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump shit dude maybe we can have halfa ghost group therapy. just get in a circle and trauma dump to one another. maybe she'll feel better and stop burning people. I can even get my danny involved.

Don't count on it!

do you even know what this is about?

I rather not get involved with whatever you're in.

Terrible idea. Let's do it. [any excuse to tell his terrible horrible backstory]

can i be involved.

no

No

[HellAndBack] I agree, it sounds like a terrible idea. I want in.

Great! I'm looking forward to it!

4

if you're going, I'm going.

Judy can I get a magical restraining order when you have a minute?

I'm still running ONE you think I can run TWO?

damn it come on. what about a gun? can you give me that?

It depends. What kind of gun.

MAN COME ON.

2

[HellAndBack] I agree, it sounds like a terrible idea. I want in.

@Inferno Phantom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Might want to bring all the clones with. Which I want to know WHY THERE ARE AO MANY.

[HellAndBack] Because someone took way too long to pull his head out of his ass and just talk to people.

It depends. What kind of gun.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump a water gun. the kind that kills people, judy.

4

10:35 PM

what did you think

a water gun. the kind that kills people, judy.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Are you kidding me? Do you know how many guns Bullet has?

Are you kidding me? Do you know how many guns Bullet has?

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump im not a gun nut. I dont know the difference between most of them. just give me something I can use to defend myself for god sake. shooting electricity out of my hands isn't enough.

im not a gun nut. I dont know the difference between most of them. just give me something I can use to defend myself for god sa...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm going to give you a cricket if you aren't polite.

jimmy cricket??

What? Jimmy? Dude-

can i be involved.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [This post has been removed for violating Whisprr's TOS.]

5

God you are all so out of touch and I'm from the 20s

10:40 PM

this thang

5

4

this thang

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump me getting my T shots though that thing

I think that gun suits him, actually.

I cannot believe you two. You're both old enough to watch MIB

just because I've seen MIB doesn't mean I remember what it was called

10:44 PM

i need this brain space for more important information

....Like?

All of fruit loop's favorite types of cheese.

go to bed

Well, what are they, Crimson?

... he likes 'squeaky cheese' because that's what they use for cheese curds— a Wisconsin staple. there's also mozzarella, brei, blue cheese, gouda- just to bake a few

:3

If you guys get bored there's two gays flirting outside of the bar with their fists-

3

damn go lesbians go

It's Ben and sharkfin

Not gonna lie, i thought the little guy was gonna get his ass handed to him, maybe he's just a glutton for punishment? (edited)

It's Ben and sharkfin

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump damn nevermind. I heard fist fight and thought they were talking about you

damn nevermind. I heard fist fight and thought they were talking about you

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump No I'm a good girl :3

me when I lie

I'm going to bed. I have one final test and then I'm free- you guys can suffocate me with your gayness during summer break.

Phantom homophobia strikes again

:((((( dannnyyyyyy

I'm going to bed. I have one final test and then I'm free- you guys can suffocate me with your gayness during summer break.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Danny don't be homophobic :C if it werent for gay people we wouldn't have computers.

5

I'm not homophobic! Stop putting words in my mouth guys!

Danny don't be homophobic :C if it werent for gay people we wouldn't have computers.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump AS A GAY COMPUTER I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE

I'm not homophobic! Stop putting words in my mouth guys!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump danny hates us.................for our swag.....

I love gay people. Love is love...please don't tell Sam if she thinks I'm homophobic I'll never hear the end of it.

LOL

I won't tell her if you promise to be the best man at Vlad and I's wedding.

That was a single sentence horror story you just typed there.

Hmph.

I won't tell her if you promise to be the best man at Vlad and I's wedding.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Crimson that's a little mean If I wasn't still kinda scared of him I'd offer to be the flower girl but only if I could wear a funny costume.

Crimson that's a little mean If I wasn't still kinda scared of him I'd offer to be the flower girl but only if I could wea...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I'm allowed to be mean to him because he's my little guy <3 and tbh if you could manage id let you wear whatever you wanted

I'm allowed to be mean to him because he's my little guy <3 and tbh if you could manage id let you wear whatever you wanted

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump And cuz he's a booger boy right? ....okay I'll think about it n stuff....

Booger boy? Is that what I am to you?

11:09 PM

Booger boy is going to wipe his snot of justice all over your stupid cropped hoodie.

Booger boy? Is that what I am to you?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Yeah he said that you're a booger boy and that i'm a mushroom miss so we both have fun alliterative titles!

11:10 PM

You're my favoritest booger boy by the way

SNRK

Okay yeah, bed time for me. I actually had a good day today and I don't need it ruined by mama mia boy here.

a good day? did you finally kiss a girl or something?

Okay yeah, bed time for me. I actually had a good day today and I don't need it ruined by mama mia boy here.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Have nice dreams Danny love yooooooouuuu !!!!! * internet hugsssss !!!!!! *

I won't tell her if you promise to be the best man at Vlad and I's wedding.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Oh, congratulations on your engagement.

I said that to mess with danno, we aren't engaged (yet). waiting for at least a year before tying that knot

...............Noted.

WSP[C]- oh hey there you are dear. don't scroll up ive been a good boy

oh hey there you are dear. don't scroll up ive been a good boy

...

11:15 PM

Getting arrested, hm?

bullet attacked me first if you even care

I was GOING to say good job.

Ben's been slain today is not going well

3

cannot believe you made me lose my bet

3

What bet?

No bet.

Betting on if they would kiss or not birdy boy

Well they didn't. Close but no cigar.

Maybe next time, they seem to have chemistry.

ot3?

I could see it

I wish.

CONFESS, IDIOT

Yeah, tell your fish how you feel

We're both cowards. never.

Look if you don't i think the other idiot is gonna say something or he's going to keep fighting your fish

I'm gonna tell Ben to look at these whispers later.

Screenshot everything.

I bet worse case you could bribe Ten to actually kiss Ben, imagine that shit

You thinking what i am?

I mgiht be.....It could be FUN.... but would Beau kill us about it

I mean if he's too much of a coward to confess then he has no real room to squwak, ya know?

well if Ben's being honest about his feelings towards tits maybe me and ten can torment him twice

Hah, I would pay to see that honestly and I am p sure Ten would be game

... >:)

perfect

what's a screenshot

A picture of whatever is on the screen of a phone or computer at that time.

[Original post] Going to the forest with the boys (and Sam) ✌️

you mean the forest that were burnt the other night? dude you shouldnt be running around out there. its reckless.

You aren't my dad! Besides, thats rich from the guy who almost got arrested yesterday.

thats neither here or there! do as i say not as I do

[original post. picture of nicolai sitting on the kitchen counter and clearly talking at a Volume] :) Fixed It.

2

YAY! FIXED ASS MARRAIGE!

3

[original post] had fun time hunting but got no trophies stupid beast become nothing so annoying (edited)

6:29 PM

was still fun would hunt wraith again

wtf

6:36 PM

you hunted a wraith

6:37 PM

did any part of it touch uuua fwjepfwe[

6:37 PM

SAMANFMAF

6:37 PM

sorry. Sam here now.

6:38 PM

what happened

i hunted a wraith

did it make contact with you in any way?

6:39 PM

what did it look like?

6:39 PM

how tall was it? did it cause damage to anything in the area

spikes pierced my armor but did not touch my body looked like lion with wings and scorpion tail destroyed house

a manticore

6:41 PM

that’s an Overlord

6:42 PM

there’s no way you beat that alone

6:42 PM

who else was there

helped by sewi sona and kitten whelp and wulf

hmm?

6:43 PM

wulf, I guess you meant aether but

6:43 PM

sewi-sona?

ancient of knowledge i think

ancient of knowledge…

6:44 PM

did this ancient had a spear by any chance

yes

if she was there, that makes sense

6:44 PM

good

6:45 PM

where did this attack happen

she got stinged by beast

what

6:45 PM

no that’s not good

6:45 PM

manticore stings don’t usually have the power to corrupt but it would leave a paralysis effect

happen near vlad house i was going to hunt him but wraith better prey

3

where is she now

dont know i left

Vlad’s house?

6:46 PM

alright I’ll come over

6:46 PM

are they still there when you left

yes

and that was now

6:47 PM

alright omw

6:47 PM

thanks apexpredator

no problem

7:13 PM

also am skulker btw

wut u foght somthng cul wothout me?????

not cool

7:13 PM

dangerous

7:14 PM

be careful next time, wraiths are extremely deadly to ghosts

sunds lik a gret chellange. Cunt me in fur nexxt one

was easy idk what you talk abt

3

if you had allies with you

7:15 PM

Overlords are a Class-B entity, so they're not even the strongest kind of wraith

just shot them a lot easy

it had soldiers with it? (edited)

7:16 PM

rift opening?

7:17 PM

its closed now hopefully

worry too much

i know more about wraiths than anyone else here

7:17 PM

speaking from personal experience

7:17 PM

they are dangerous

lasers and bullets equal dead wraith

7:17 PM

armor useful

against an Overlord, yeah it can work

7:18 PM

higher class? it won't

7:18 PM

pls be careful

im exist ten thousand years am smarter than you if it exist it can be killed (edited)

impressive

7:19 PM

yes they can be killed, but the higher the class, the more resistant they are to ghost powers

i didnt use any ghost powers i just shot it

thank goodness it was only one Overlord hopefully

7:19 PM

then how did it die

7:19 PM

i mean destroyed

wulf used power but it was already dead on ground from bullets

what was his power specifically

portal

to the Ghost Zone?

7:20 PM

did it fall into the GZ

think so

that's how it "died" then

7:21 PM

GZ energy is toxic to wraiths

7:21 PM

would rip soldiers and Overlords apart very easily

7:21 PM

dont doubt you weakened it before that tho

7:21 PM

overall, yall were very lucky

easy

next time you see a wraith, pls dm me

i am ghost zone greatest hunter was easy for me

7:22 PM

next time i see wraith i try get trophy

dont be too cocky

7:22 PM

this isnt something natural like an animal

7:22 PM

if given the chance, it will corrupt you

7:23 PM

pls alert me next time a rift opens up

corrupt

7:23 PM

what

yeah thats what wraiths do to ghosts

7:23 PM

it'll turn you into one

how

depends

do it need touch me

for manticores, it could be their spines or tails if it has their power in them

7:24 PM

can also be their... faces? saliva maybe

do it need touch me

if youre wearing a suit, as long as its not connected to your... body?

ha ha am immune

like if you personally cut or whatnot

7:25 PM

think... what did manson call it?

7:25 PM

rabies

7:25 PM

think infection like rabies

hope im not being rude by butting in on a convo im not apart of but. what the fuck are you two talking about? ok carry on

oh infection

7:26 PM

understood will not mess with wraith any more

yeah

7:26 PM

sorry for the topic

7:26 PM

something serious happened in the city

infection bad do not want

no absolutely not

based on that I hope everyone is okay then?? sounds scary whatever it is

im concerned that someone did get hit from the sounds like it

7:27 PM

worst-case scenario, she'll need treatment asap

i worry now

7:27 PM

did not take serious bc did not know infect

yeah thats what all wraiths can do to ghosts

7:28 PM

devours life on earth

7:28 PM

corrupts the dead to become something else

7:28 PM

they're not natural whatsoever

7:28 PM

its a painful existence

corrupt sound less scary than infect lead with infect next time

i guess theyre synonymous in this case

7:29 PM

anyway

7:29 PM

be careful in the city

7:29 PM

something really bad is coming and my friend and i are trying to stop it

will stay in zone until problem dealt with do not want to get infect

sorry for making everyone scared or nervous

7:29 PM

yes good idea

wut do we ned to do to helpp? Iz spr prsn guna b okay?

am not scared just do not like be sick

she's strong but it depends

7:30 PM

will have to see when i get there

am never scared am ghost zone great hunter

i have specific medication if things get bad

Well, at least know that wraith is taken care of is good I was worried for Danny when he had sensed it As for everything else, it's probably best for all ghosts to stay in the GZ until this is solved

hey dear

7:31 PM

im sorry for the late response

nut evryone livs in zone thugh

Hey

And it's okay I was worried but seeing that you're okay wiped that away

yeah, Danny can sense any tears or abnormalities in space-time, which is what wraiths are

7:32 PM

and their rifts

7:32 PM

dont worry im doing fine

this thing isnt still wandering around right? you guys took care of it right?

huw r othrs findin them tugh?

as far as i know, it fell into the portal and that disintegrated its body

we kill

Oh okay Yeah, I accidentally mistook him for you when he came on the other day And good

am safe and not infect

theyre immune to standard ghost powers and depending on the class, weaker ectoplasm

What the fuck is the human realm at this point man,, (edited)

there is a particularly strong one that, depending on what he's... assimilated, might pose a threat to the GZ too

7:33 PM

we DONT want that thing to come

I'm logging back off

i dont want to cause fear and panic, sorry

7:34 PM

weaker ones are weak to ectoplasm

It's understandable Better to say something now so that everyone can be prepared

ofc

7:35 PM

danny said he tried to warn cafe a few days ago and to stay in GZ

fear and panic good if important am safe and not infect bc armor and guns

i dont want to limit everyone because i know some here likely cant live in GZ

7:35 PM

so just a heads up

7:36 PM

if you see something completely unnatural, not a ghost, not human, pls do not interact with it

7:36 PM

if you see a dark... portal, not a GZ portal, get away from it

7:36 PM

get as far away as you can

only month til need to take break from hunt anyway will take advantage of stuck in ghost zone to do more hunt until then

Will do

pls stay safe

7:37 PM

dont want to lose anyone here to these things

Indeed

so stay away from anything thats freaky and not normal by our standards, k got it.

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danny said they got a cat

7:38 PM

hopefully it never gets worse than that

7:38 PM

yup

wtf

yeah

do these things tend to show up outside of their home universe. Wtf

they can technically invade, yes

someone please mention electrotek supreme for me i do not know how underscore

but that's because of a reason, case is specific here

But they're weak to ectoplasmic attacks, specifically?

i dont know the science stuff too well regarding alternate realities and barriers, but basically

7:43 PM

their power weakens barriers

Fucking lovely.

heeey judy hope you dont mind im just gonna crash at your place and avoid whatever this is okay? okay cool

yes, theyre weak to ectoplasmic attacks, but reisistance to it depends on their class

have idea tell zone need mention electrotek supreme but cant underscore

but basically theyre like... aliens that can corrode between realities

7:44 PM

if given the chance and power

7:44 PM

they wont stop until nothing exists but them

Oh geez

if you see something completely unnatural, not a ghost, not human, pls do not interact with it

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump ??????????????????? DDDDDDDD: What's going on ????

heeey judy hope you dont mind im just gonna crash at your place and avoid whatever this is okay? okay cool

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump lovely why don't you spend time w your beau??

im sorry for the alarm

7:45 PM

but there have been two attacks now and its getting serious

lovely why don't you spend time w your beau??

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump my 'beau' would faint i think

so thats the warning now

sharkcommajudy you can mention people please mention electrotek supreme for me

so thats the warning now

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump Understood

all capital letter and underscore in middle

awesome

and he tell all ghost zone

pls stay safe everyone

7:46 PM

if you see something unnatural, say it

7:46 PM

and stay away at any and all costs

he owe me favor

take care

Will do

❤️

you all useless will call

I'm willing to fight the things if extra power's needed.

mk sur sper prsn is gud too. I wuna fght thm one day

@ ELECTROTEK_SUPREME bestie skulkers looking to talk to you

7:50 PM

my 'beau' would faint i think

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump like he wouldnt if you hung out with anyone BUT him?

LMAO THANKS. HE JUST CALLED ME, HE'S SO IMPATIENT....

7:52 PM

RIDICULOUS MF CANNOT WAIT

like he wouldnt if you hung out with anyone BUT him?

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump alright fine I'll go annoy him for a bit

7:54 PM

also lol. skulkers never change

All this sounds uh. Like a LOT.

I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

really scary shit

HOW THE HELL AM I MEANT TO GET MY HANDS ON SCRAP METALS NOW (edited)

I WILL GET SOME FOR YOU FROM THE GHOST ZONE

I'm.... almost glad I can't leave the cafe but.... what do I do if one of those come here...? I can't leave or run... Shania can't either..

I CAN GUILT SOMEONE INTO STANDING GUARD AT THE CAFÉ IF YOU WANT?

7:57 PM

I WILL GET SOME FOR YOU FROM THE GHOST ZONE

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump THANK YOU ILY XOX

wraiths up to A-Class cant go into the GZ

7:57 PM

the energies of the GZ, its atmosphere, will destroy them utterly

ILY TOO

for S-Class, it will significantly hurt them. Not destroy, but will hurt and incapicitate them in normal circumstances

7:58 PM

in special circumstances, thats different

so then.... it's the really bad ones that are going to come here????

only one really bad one but we are aware hes coming and are making precautions

7:59 PM

doing everything we can to make sure he doesnt come here

And what's the chances that S-class does show up?

Uuuuggghhhh

if that comes what does that mean? Are we fucked?

well, he... has assimilated other S-Classes, meaning he'll be stronger

7:59 PM

more likely than not, yes

Lovely.

he'll be a threat to me

well, he... has assimilated other S-Classes, meaning he'll be stronger

@Spaceiscool (@SKDZarc) - jump .

danny might be able to stop him, but not without a cost

8:00 PM

which we dont want

i think I'm gonna be sick oh ancients

dont panic

Don't we have like fifty gods around can't we just throw them at him until he explodes.

2

we got time

Right. So, call in the heaviest hitters and hope it doesn't take them all out.

Ph yeh lik that purple cloak one-

Yeah, he's not gonna fight, himself.

8:01 PM

He doesn't do that.

Ph yeh lik that purple cloak one-

@NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump [ Liked because he was mentioned ]

there are entities that can destroy it but the ones i know are not here

8:01 PM

well, one of them is

[ Liked because he was mentioned ]

@@countingClocks (@capnport) - jump

but he's not available

8:02 PM

special circumstances

What KIND of entities. Do they have alternate universe varieties you think.

. . . So late to the party Is this Wraith shit?

Who do you think could help?

not as far as I know

8:02 PM

for now, we have a plan in place

My, this is an awful lot...

already talked with the time guy about it

8:03 PM

everything is OKAY for now

8:03 PM

pls do not panic

Not panicking, just curious.

for now pls stay calm. The threat is over for now, danny is recovering, and we're gonna figure things out

whu u got on ur teem so far?

Right. Well, I'm going to not deal with it unless it pops up in front of me or the world's going to end if I don't.

danny, me, a few other friends

8:06 PM

dunno if they want to be mentioned or not

Wild. I'm also gonna peace out until I'm bullied into dealing with it.

5

regard the warnings i left above. dm this account if you see anything

8:07 PM

danny or i will respond, i'll update him later about this

8:08 PM

thank you all for your help and being calm

You're welcome

So... I am going to focus on training then. Cool.

I'm just worried about those of us who can't fight or run.

Sorry, I'd just like to clarify something...do they only affect ghosts? And/or humans?

8:11 PM

What's the 411 on Ancients and their ilk?

how to direct message someone help

THERES A LITTLE LETTER BUTTON NEAR THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN

ok [apexpredator has started a DM with ELECTROTEK_SUPREME- that mun will not be writing out bc it would be awkward to write with myself in an in-character DM.]

[original post] EVERY DAY I WONDER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SKULKER. AND EVERY DAY I GET NO ANSWER.

LOL. LMAO EVEN.

L

HE JUST FUCKING STABBED HIMSELF OVER A CALL AND THEN SENT ME A PICTURE OF IT?? [A screenshot of a DM between apexpredator and ELECTROTEK_SUPREME. apexpredator sent a photo, which has been censored out by a black square in the screenshot. He then sent the words "blood oath"]

THAT'S JUST. FLIRTING.

Sounds like normal Skulker shit

wow, that's gay as hell

PRETTY SURE THATS JUST HOW I WAS PROPOSED TO- /j /j /j

I still have the photo.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump TEE HEE

WHAT???????

Honestly, I'm pretty sure my Skulker had Technus gut him on their wedding day

8:36 PM

So

8:36 PM

Normal Skulker things

I DON'T THINK IT WAS FLIRTING?????

Could be

YOU ARE GOING TO DRIVE ME INSANE WITH THINKING.

Good : )

I ALREADY KNOW THINGS I SHOULDNT

Rip

RIP....

8:39 PM

SORRY LOVEY I AM JUST WORKING ON WHAT I KNOW

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THE THING HE STABBED HIMSELF ABOUT NOW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

DID YOU NOT SEE THE SCREENSHOT HE WAS DOING SOME WEIRDASS OATH THING. TO PROMISE HED DO ME A FAVOR IF I DID HIM ONE.

8:42 PM

AND BY DO ME A FAVOR I MEAN LET ME DO SOMETHING I HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY WANTING TO DO FOREVER BUT THAT IS IRRELEVANT

What's the favour? I can help you find loopholes?

NO LOOPHOLES. HE STABBED HIMSELF OVER THIS. I AM JUST THINKING TOO MUCH ABOUT FLIRTING HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION IN GENERAL.

Ohh Rip

YOURE REALLY WEAK TO THE SUGGESTION OF FLIRTING.

Laugh out Loud. Am I doing this right?

I KNOW THINGS ABOUT HIM HE DOES NOT KNOW I KNOW. DON'T WORRY I MADE THIS POST SO HE IS UNABLE TO VIEW IT ON HIS ACCOUNT. BECAUSE I AM TECHNUS AND I AM AMAZING.

Laugh out Loud. Am I doing this right?

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump YOURE DOING GREAT SWEETIE PIE

Laugh out Loud. Am I doing this right?

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [Primal_Hunter is no longer able to view this post!] [roamingHunter is no longer able to view this post!]

2

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

8:47 PM

BULLYING THEM!!!!

NO SKULKERS ALLOWED ON MY GAY CRISIS POST!!!

Even if I can no longer read your posts, I will still mock you from afar

NO SKULKERS ALLOWED ON MY GAY CRISIS POST!!!

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump ONE OF THEM JUST POSTED ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE THIS POST. GOOD. IT WORKED.

LOOOOLLLLLL

8:48 PM

GOD YOU SOUND SO MUCH LIKE ME

WELL WE ARE THE SAME PERSON SORT OF.

[original post] I often don't wish to admit this out in the open, but my husband's alternate selves can be quite adorable in a pathetic way.

4

.

8:50 PM

SKULKER-

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Don't fret. You are still my favorite.

AWWW. BUT ALSO ASSHOLE.

8:50 PM

YOUVE GOTTEN SO SNARKY SINCE YOUR REVELATIONS

You say that like it's something you dislike.

:3

8:52 PM

IT'S SOMETHING THAT CHARMS ME BUT MAKES ME WANT TO SPLAT YOU AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A STICKY HAND

I am pretty sure that kind of talk is against the terms of service

I WILL USE YOUR NAME ON A PUBLIC SITE MISTER

I will now be silent.

>:)

[Original post] ANYONE WANT TIRAMISU? (Under the caption is a picture of 5 trays of tiramisu)

UH, YES? I love tiramisu...

Oh wow, that looks amazing.

ALRIGHT WHEN AND WHERE AM I DELIVERING IT TO YOU?

LMAO I AM HANGING OUT W BERT RN AND I SHOWED HIM THE POST AND OFC HE LIKES HOW BOX SHAPED IT IS.

I can send you my address in DMs real quick. You can send it over whenever.

SURE

12:07 PM

LMAO I AM HANGING OUT W BERT RN AND I SHOWED HIM THE POST AND OFC HE LIKES HOW BOX SHAPED IT IS.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THAT IS, BUT I AM GLAD HE LIKES IT

BOX GHOST

Oh wow, that looks amazing.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I CAN PROMISE THAT IT TASTES AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS

12:08 PM

BOX GHOST

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump OH SHIT, HIS NAME IS BERT?

MINE IS ANYWAYS. I FORGOT NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

I CAN PROMISE THAT IT TASTES AS GOOD AS IT LOOKS

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump I am at the cafe at the moment. If you have any left over, I would genuinely appreciate some.

MINE IS ANYWAYS. I FORGOT NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump DAMN,, I HAVE NOT SEEN MINE SINCE THE LAST WINTER SOLSTICE

WE ARE BRAIN BUDDIES

BRAIN BUDDIES?

BRAIN BUDDIES.

I am at the cafe at the moment. If you have any left over, I would genuinely appreciate some.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I WILL ARRIVE AFTER BRINGING CRIMSON SOME

YIPPIE...

brief update

12:22 PM

yeah it was an Overlord

12:23 PM

from what I’ve seen and heard, four ghosts managed to take it and the rift down

12:24 PM

almost invaded the upper class district in Amity Park

I WILL ARRIVE AFTER BRINGING CRIMSON SOME

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Delightful, thank you.

[original post] nsty brg creep help ples e di (a hastily made barely legible text...)

WELL DAMN. OMW

WILL KILL HIM

will also kill him

WTF GOING ON

…Is he ok?

OBVIOUSLY NOT.

Uh? Vinny? You good man?

I'm sorry, are you being hit on? In the nasty burger?

Um, should I go or does anyone else have portal powers?

I CAN TELEPORT

And a human disguise >>

I CAN FIGURE THAT ONE OUT ON THE WAY

HUMAN REALM IS DANGEROUS NOW BE CAREFUL

. . . I am concerned.

You should be fine, just don’t be a green raccoon, that’s not normal.

OKAY MIGHT AS WELL GO AS ME THEN

what’s going on

''xXxCrimson_ShadexXx is offline''

.

Oh shit

.

I CAN'T GO TO HUMAN REALM RN BECAUSE POSSIBLE DANGER

…That’s not good…

not at all

I should probably go. I was going to go to the Nasty Burger anyway. He's also from my universe, as much as I wish he wasn't.

I can go.

Be careful.

jesus christ i hope he just got into something stupid. again.

Yeah, maybe?

I don't know. He isn't drunk because he never texts like that. Something is def up

Well then we should go check on him then????

like three people are itll be fine. theyre strong people too

4:29 PM

hopefully its just like. johnny or smth

[original post] nsty brg creep help ples e di (a hastily made barely legible text...)

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump D: Crimson where are you are you okay do you need me to beat them up for you ???

D: Crimson where are you are you okay do you need me to beat them up for you ???

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump He’s offline

He’s offline

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump D: !!! That's no good does anyone know where he is ????

Nasty Burger… I’m gonna go check otherwise it’ll bug me

I hope this isn’t another wraith attack

Can I come with???? :C I wanna help.

I’ll come too

Nasty Burger… I’m gonna go check otherwise it’ll bug me

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump What? Like you care about this guy?

Dani... if it is something truly dangerous, I wouldn't want you hurt.

Agreed.

What? Like you care about this guy?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Don’t start shit on here, me and him are cool. We went to Japan the other week.

Japan?!

Dani... if it is something truly dangerous, I wouldn't want you hurt.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump :CCCCCC Can I do anything productive??? I wanna feel useful n stuff :C Especially if someone I care about's in trouble

You went to another country with him? Some rando? Doubt

Yes, Japan -_- He’s not a rando, ugh I don’t have time to argue with you

Yes, Danny, we went with him and Sidney too

omw

:CCCCCC Can I do anything productive??? I wanna feel useful n stuff :C Especially if someone I care about's in trouble

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I hear you; I'm feeling uneasy

You went to another country with him? Some rando? Doubt

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Aether and Crimson are friends with eachother and also me but I didn't go to Japan with them.

:CCCCCC Can I do anything productive??? I wanna feel useful n stuff :C Especially if someone I care about's in trouble

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Get some first aid stuff ready?

Get some first aid stuff ready?

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ON IT !!!!!!!

Aether and Crimson are friends with eachother and also me but I didn't go to Japan with them.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump SINCE WHEN? Okay okay- we can talk about this later.

SINCE WHEN? Okay okay- we can talk about this later.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okay!!!! I love you Danny I'm gonna work on getting a bunch of first aid supplies ready for when we find Crimson.

[Original post] Smth w/ Vinny. City Park. What happp

We're on our way over there. Good to know we're right on their tail at least.

Stay safe everyone

I hope it’s not what I think it is

wtf is going on, Vinny in trouble with a creepy guy

KEEP EYES ON HIM, THAT GUY KIDNAPPED HIM

wtf is going on, Vinny in trouble with a creepy guy

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump YOU SEE HIM? WHERE IS HE?

on it

5:40 PM

found him I think

LOCATION?

park

Yeah no shit WHERE

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) PEOPLE FOUND CRIMSON

I don’t know exact location, was following a friend

5:41 PM

open space

YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL JUST TRACK YOUR IP

yeah do that

5:42 PM

can’t identify landmarks here

HOLD ON LET ME DOXX YOU REAL QUICK (Attached to the post is an IP address, presumably Sam's)

I can't believe I'm saying this, but thank you for doxxing someone

YOU ARE WELCOME CHILD

GIW ARE IN THE PARK ANYONE IN THE PARK GET OUT

6:42 PM

I ALSO ACCIDENTALLY KIDNAPPED A CHILD

(Underneath the caption is a selfie of him and Danny) (edited)

2

I rather be kidnapped by a crazy alt version of an old geezer than deal with the GIW.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????

SHIT SHIT GIW HERE WHAT DO I SAY OR DO

Please keep Danny away from the GIW.

How do you all fuck a rescue mission up that bad?

I AM! WE ARE. SOMEWHERE IN THE ZONE

6:45 PM

How do you all fuck a rescue mission up that bad?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I DO NOT KNOW

SHIT SHIT GIW HERE WHAT DO I SAY OR DO

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Cry, grovel, and act terrified of ghosts.

6:46 PM

Unless you don't have a human form, then get the hell out of there.

What the fuck happened?

Find your nearest portal and dip.

Cry, grovel, and act terrified of ghosts.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump problem, human here and I'm a fan of ghosts and I may or may not have spray painted one of their vehicles with images

NICKY DO YOU NEED MY HELP

problem, human here and I'm a fan of ghosts and I may or may not have spray painted one of their vehicles with images

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump I applaud you, fuck the government. But also... run.

NICKY DO YOU NEED MY HELP

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump KIND OF. I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE THE CHILD AND I HAVE ENDED UP

problem, human here and I'm a fan of ghosts and I may or may not have spray painted one of their vehicles with images

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump How the hell did you even get an account ona. service only avaliable in the ghost zone- You know what? Forget about that. Everyone needs to scram

KIND OF. I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE THE CHILD AND I HAVE ENDED UP

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump MIND IF I TRACK YOUR IP ADDRESS

How the hell did you even get an account ona. service only avaliable in the ghost zone- You know what? Forget about that. Every...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I have friends~

MIND IF I TRACK YOUR IP ADDRESS

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump ABSOLUTELY NOT, PLEASE COME FIND US,, I AM SO BAD AT DIRECTIONS

I have friends~

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Doubt it.

1

6:49 PM

Anyway yeah where the hell did you take us

AGAIN I HAVE NO CLUE I PANICKED

I AM RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION <3

Please be careful.

?????

What do you mean you fucked up.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Hey asshole? Your so-called "boyfriend" was nearly kidnapped.

Hey asshole? Your so-called "boyfriend" was nearly kidnapped.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SO BADLY THAT A SO-CALLED HERO CAN'T HELP HIM.

HOW DO YOU SCREW UP SO BADLY THAT A SO-CALLED HERO CAN'T HELP HIM.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump THERE WERE LIKE 20 OTHER PEOPLE THERE?

7:43 PM

By the time I got there it was over

There were twenty other failures you mean.

And where are you right now?

Foolishly in Japan, apparently.

What are you doing in Japan? Why is everyone and their grandma going to Japan suddenly? Am I missing something?

To be fair, I live here.

What are you doing in Japan? Why is everyone and their grandma going to Japan suddenly? Am I missing something?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I HAVE WORK WHICH IS WHY I DECIDE USUALLY TO LEAVE HERO WORK TO YOU, BOY WONDER

THIS IS YOUR BOYFRIEND, DUDE.

WOULD YOU PREFER I GO TO PLAN ONE? I CAN GO TO PLAN ONE!!!!

I get it. You don't actually like him, which I knew all along. I'll check on him later then while his man is out-

I'm going to kill you.

7:55 PM

[Vlad_Masters2 is offline]

Well then.

Good luck finding me, cradle robber.

Wow.

damn

Crimson, the little darling, is alright.

Oh really? Your trip to Japan wasn't that important after all, huh?

I'd break sound barriers if my mate was in danger...

@StarLibrarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yes, _thank you.

9:44 PM

Poor thing seems terribly shaken.

Don't blame him. I feel bad for the guy...and on the record I would have saved him like that if I didn't have to babysit two other ghosts and got better directions.

[sneaky photo of a very traumatized looking vinny]

Geez.

Awww.

Don't blame him. I feel bad for the guy...and on the record I would have saved him like that if I didn't have to babysit two oth...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump -Disliked- (edited)

MAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE?

I am too drunk to argue with a child over the internet

LOL

AND his phone is broken that's right...I'll buy him the newest one

god damn it vinny

I thought I fized it?

9:53 PM

fixed*

Did you?? .....No obviously you didn't because then I couldn't buy him things (This Is A Joke)

Just buy him things anyways? Why does his phone need to be broken for you to buy him a new one

[sneaky photo of a very traumatized looking vinny]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Sorry for taking so long to respond but I wound up getting detention for something stupid... Poor Vinny should I come over and check on him ???? I still have the first aid kit n stuff !!

:( He's very fussy about me buying him things...

9:57 PM

Sorry for taking so long to respond but I wound up getting detention for something stupid... Poor Vinny should I come over and...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I think he'll want to be left alone, and it doesn't seem like he's hurt...I even made him eat and drink water.

:( He's very fussy about me buying him things...

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump That is a shame,, also tell me if he enjoys the tiramisu?

I think he'll want to be left alone, and it doesn't seem like he's hurt...I even made him eat and drink water.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Thank you,,, if he's okay enough for it can you give him a hug for me ?? :CCCC

Sorry for taking so long to respond but I wound up getting detention for something stupid... Poor Vinny should I come over and...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Why'd you get detention? Do I need to threaten someone?

That is a shame,, also tell me if he enjoys the tiramisu?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Oh he very much is enjoying it! Eating it like a starving animal, the little thing.

9:58 PM

Thank you,,, if he's okay enough for it can you give him a hug for me ?? :CCCC

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Of course.

Oh he very much is enjoying it! Eating it like a starving animal, the little thing.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Good, I will see if I have the ingredients for more when I get back to my lair

Why'd you get detention? Do I need to threaten someone?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Too many late assignments :C

Second question still stands.

Of course.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Thank you.

10:00 PM

Second question still stands.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump No. You don't need to threaten people mostly.

Mostly?

. . . That is so mean! That is a dumb reason for detention!

Mostly?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Well there's probably some people just, in general that'd probably be good to threaten but I can't think of anyone :C

Ah, fair. Well, if you think of anyone specific, let me know.

. . . That is so mean! That is a dumb reason for detention!

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yeah basically

10:04 PM

Ah, fair. Well, if you think of anyone specific, let me know.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Okie dokie, maybe if they find that creepy guy that was being rude at Vincent you should threaten them.

Well... I never went to school... But if you want someone to keep you company why you do schoolwork, I'll hang out?

10:05 PM

(It’s Dakarai btw)

Well... I never went to school... But if you want someone to keep you company why you do schoolwork, I'll hang out?

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump :D Okay!!! (Hi Dakarai !! You're the coolest)

Great!!! Just let me know when! (Hi!!! You are the coolest!)

I think he'll want to be left alone, and it doesn't seem like he's hurt...I even made him eat and drink water.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump He’s ok? Phew, I lost sight of him at the park but if he’s home then that’s great. Also nobody go to the park, kinda busy with something, everything’s fine.

4

that doesnt sound good

When is anything good right now? -_- It’s fine, we got this.

That.... worries me more...

2:16 AM

but okay, when things calm down, feel free to come get a drink and take a breather, sounds like you need it

I’ll take you up on that.

deal

[Original post] Its Saturday morning. I should be at home eating cereal on the couch watching tv, but instead I'm flying around the ghost zone. Can't help but feel something's still up.

Everything okay out there?

Not seeing anything out of the ordinary yet. Or, at least for the Ghost Zone. You run the cafe, right? You've seen any shady characters around?

Been pretty quiet here this morning

Oh, good. Maybe I should come in for a coffee or something. I could barely sleep last night.

You're always welcome here. Always have coffee ready here for any weary soul that needs it.

Thanks.

Our Johnny's missing in action, if anyone sees anything can you let me know I'm worried about them

Ah, great. Does he look any different from the average Johnny 13?

Not really? Him and Kitty share a body if that helps??

...I GUESS? I'm getting a coffee. Whens the last time anybody saw them?

i shot last night am not sorry kitty try get inside deserve shot

You have issues.

she try get inside me so i shoot is normal react ok

Ah... getting past the armor is... invasive.

There have been a lot of people going missing recently... or people trying to hurt them. I hope people are alright.

@TECHHEAD [ @Beat Boxing Puppy ] Can I call you or something? Its urgent

SURE KIDDO

Thanks. Let me hang up on fruitloop and I'll get on that.

12:53 PM

Vlad's gone. Uh, I don't know your number so can you just...teleport into my phone or something?

DO YOU REALLY WANT ME ON YOUR PHONE? I WILL JUST CALL YOU LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

Just reach me however you can, this could be life or death

can’t tell if you’re being dramatic or something serious is going on

Can it, kit kat.

…I mean the concern was genuine but sure, fuck me I guess.

Guys.

What?

is everything okay?

I guess one of Dani's and Danny's friends is missing. I'm... I will fly to Amity and help look for him too.

Ok? Well they have a lot of friends, if they specified who maybe we could help.

It's the man you lost track of yesterday? The guy you went to Japan with? Your best buddy in the whole world, apparently?

1:32 PM

Vlad hasn't seen him since yesterday, Technus doesn't know where he is, he isn't home.

Vincent’s missing? I was only distracted for a second dude.

He didn't even say goodbye to you? Some friend.

1:35 PM

Look, if any of you guys see him just let us know. Dani is freaking out.

…Sure.

Tell Dani I am coming to help look!

Planning on coming back to the Ghost Zone. Maybe I can find Wulf, he's good at finding things...

I WILL LOAN MY HUSBAND OUT TO YOU IF NEEDED

You cannot just loan me like I am some object. . Though I will be thrilled to chase the red whelp around.

6

I CAN BECAUSE YOU ARE MY LITTLE BLORBO AND WE NEED TO FIND OUR GRANDSON!!!!

Fine. Where are we meeting?

Cafe. Easier to rally people up that way. I'm just hoping this isn't all for nothing.

Good luck. Or whatever.

Shut up.

What is this? A cat fight between the two halfas whelps?

Can we not do this right now?

First of all, don’t call me that. Second, I didn’t start anything. I hope you find Vincent.

What is this? A cat fight between the two halfas whelps?

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump DONT POKE THE BEAR HONEY

I will do whatever I please.

…Feel free to ask @apexpredator how that went for him (edited)

I'm built different.

ROLLING MY EYES AT HIM BTW

…Feel free to ask @apexpredator how that went for him

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Ah, so that may be what happened.

i will do to you same thing you do to me

Is your obsession hunting or murder?

Gotta catch me first ;3

its hunting

What do you mean VInny is missing. I go out for a job and come back to SHIT.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Funny, I was wondering if maybe you had something to do with it.

2:14 PM

You were radio silent yesterday

Yeah, because I was asleep and then Clockwork had work for me. Unlike unemployed teenagers I can't spend my time 24/7 online

UH HUH. LIKELY STORY. I'm on to you

You wouldn't hurt Dani's friends... right?

UH HUH. LIKELY STORY. I'm on to you

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You going to snipe at people all day, or go look for your missing friend?

I'm working on it okay?

2:17 PM

I'm making a list of suspects and Dan is right on top

Are you sure you can mutitask flying and texting. I feel like you might crash into something... Was there anyone that person recently got into a fight with, maybe?

Vincent? No not really

2:19 PM

He’s not really one for confrontation (edited)

Yeah he's too much of a weenie for stuff like that, usually. Also I'm fine. I just got here.

Come on dude, I'm starting to get genuinely insulted.

Yeah he's too much of a weenie for stuff like that, usually. Also I'm fine. I just got here.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Me and Vlad are training him. He’s improving.

Still.

2:21 PM

Come on dude, I'm starting to get genuinely insulted.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Are you going to cry about it? Run home to Clockwork? Hm?

Are you going to cry about it? Run home to Clockwork? Hm?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Worse.

He’s not really one for confrontation

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Oh, okay... I thought maybe there would be a list... I hope he is okay.

Okay, we're getting somewhere. We may have an idea of where he is. We're letting someone else look into it...mainly to avoid the disaster at the park.

We’re handling it >>

The park disaster?

I mean when like a bunch of people showed up at the park at once and made a scene. NO idea what the hell kitten over there is meowing about.

well I’m currently dealing with what distracted me back with Vincent

I see. I kinda got forced out of there before I can see what went down so. Good luck with that I guess

Cool, good to see we’re both helping our friends out. Let me know if you find Vin, hopefully I’ll be able to help after this.

Me too. I still don't like you or anything, but I'm also sorry for being so harsh. A lot of things happened at once and I still can't make heads or tails out of it.

Even after I behaved back at your place? Rude. But sure, good to know we’re on the same page.

You still give me the ick, man. Maybe things can get better sooner than later, but nows not the time. (edited)

Aw, but I’m delightful company!

Oh yeah I'm sure you are. Us leaving the cafe wasn't because of you, though. Just to be clear. Though I would love to be graced with your presence once again.

god danny youre such a teenager

Not my fault this guy is basically obsessed with me.

you said that about hardy too lol

Aw, but I’m delightful company!

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump You are. Sorry I didn't say hi in the cafe. :C

I’m not obsessed with you >> Also it’s fine Dani, you owe me a hug next time we see each other

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump o7 aye aye captain !! heehee

Cough ~~youtotallyare~~ cough.

So self absorbed

I am not.

Can you ladies stop bickering? It is embarrassing to watch.

...Dude.

…I’d make a prettier lady than him

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Hey :'C

Can you ladies stop bickering? It is embarrassing to watch.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I think he argues with all the Dannys...

…What?

Hey :'C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump We are the prettiest clones. It is okay, Dani.

…What?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I think I'm pretty :C

…Oh right. Clones. You are very pretty.

3:26 PM

But you’re also not him.

> @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump . I FOROGT.

3:27 PM

fuCk

…Oh right. Clones. You are very pretty.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I still don't like being called the C word but I appreciate it. c:

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY LADDIES BC YOURE THE SCOTTISH SKULKER RIGHT

SCOTTISH??

God damn it,

I still don't like being called the C word but I appreciate it. c:

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Shoot, sorry, I need to stop using that word.

God damn it,

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Is that why your icon's one of those cute fluffy scottish cows??

3:28 PM

Shoot, sorry, I need to stop using that word.

@Dakarai Phantom (@Anaia Lionel) - jump It's okay I'm just sensitive :c

I still don't like being called the C word but I appreciate it. c:

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Right, sorry again.

Is that why your icon's one of those cute fluffy scottish cows??

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Yes.

It's okay I'm just sensitive :c

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump You are allowed to be sore about a word.

Right, sorry again.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump it's okay !! * internet hugggssss !!! *

3:30 PM

You are allowed to be sore about a word.

@Dakarai Phantom (@Anaia Lionel) - jump Thank you Dakarai. You're very nice

3:31 PM

Yes.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :D ! I wish I could pet a cute fluffy scottish cow.

I lived bitch

Kitty?

Obviously. Whos this

Amazing user name.

Obviously. Whos this

@KittyClover666 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Neil Armstrong.

hiiiii kitttyyyyyy im glad youre not dead

8:18 PM

well

lol

8:19 PM

Were you the one that got shot?

Yeah thats me.

fucking skulkers

Hello Kitty.

Hello Kitty

Its fine it was my fault for being a dick

do not try get inside again and i not shoot

blasting a hole through us was overkill

I lived bitch

@KittyClover666 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HIIIIIIIIIII !!!! :DDDDDDDD

shoot my girlfriend again and i'll beat the shit out of you

8:24 PM

Hey

she was try get inside me of course i shoot what you think would happen

do not try get inside again and i not shoot

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump What the actual heck is wrong with you ? :CCC

get inside you

yes in the panels

What the hell?

hm i see kitty is it true you were trying to get inside skulker

Please stop saying that-

…Sorry, she tried to what? XD

That would be grounds for a stabbing, I think. Maybe not outright shooting but...

Guys cmon

sorry for triggering you ig

:3

Heeeey Judy not to pester you but uh. Any updates on you-know-what?

do not do it again kitty i will hit core next time

Heeeey Judy not to pester you but uh. Any updates on you-know-what?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ^^^^^^^^^^^ !!!1!!!111!!!!!!!!!!11 THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

I'm working on it

Okay, cool. As you can see Dani has been really anxious about it. But. Take your time. Its fine.

I'm working on it

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Okay thank you :'CCC

I promise, the second I get information I'll let you know.

do not do it again kitty i will hit core next time

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump You cant just fucking core someone like that even if they piss you off are you insane

8:30 PM

Thanks for the heads up though i wont do it again

you literally try get inside me i think i have right to kill

She was just messing with you dude stop being a baby

ok how you feel if someone try get inside then

I promise, the second I get information I'll let you know.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Thank you very much Judy :""""CCCCC

ok how you feel if someone try get inside then

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Dude might be into that

ok how you feel if someone try get inside then

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump No comment ;- )

Youre disgusting

no comment also

Kiss my ass Johnathan xoxoxoxo

ew :c

no comment also

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump That's what she said~

wait i just realize i dont mean like that i mean she try get inside panels

Too late web is forever

ok how you feel if someone try get inside then

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump My Johnny certainly enjoys it

NVM EVEROYN EHERE IS AWFUL LOL

going to kill everyone i meant inside panels

When aren’t you trying to kill everyone?

I'm gonna log off :C

Ah, did we go a bit far?

Sorry, Dani

there children on internet

I'm gonna log off :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Oh, I sincerely apologize, I did not know there were little ears on this website

i dont mean inside in inappropriate way i mean get inside panels

okay so goring me is fine but you draw the line at innuendos

7

The more you explain it the worse it sounds

Kitty you have a boyfriend shame on you

okay so goring me is fine but you draw the line at innuendos

@KittyClover666 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump yes

okay so goring me is fine but you draw the line at innuendos

@KittyClover666 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump i mean that’s one way to set boundaries

Fuck off technus

Yeah FUCK OFF technus

LOL

The more you explain it the worse it sounds

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump how am i supposed to say

At this point you should just drop it so we have less to make fun of

i need explain so you stop make fun

This poor bastard is never making it out alive

. . . what have I logged on to?

im dead

Skulker shot kitty because she tried to get inside him x

. . . Hah

inside panels and peeked in eyeholes

Literally crying

Out of context is hilarity in itself

SKULKERS ARE ALL SOOOOO BAD AT TALKING ABOUT THIS STUFF I LOVE IT

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump they are are they not. bless them all.

am trying ok english not first language and hands too big for buttons

You are doing a great job sweetie

im log off you all the worst

love you

Bullying works

Bullying for the win

I know someone who would disagree with that.

bsulies??!!

3

Shit.

i regret everything

tBrchnus sebjkle sneils,,,

sneils,,,

Not used to typing on a phone either huh

Careful of context

sneile

8:52 PM

Fucj.

Senile

Careful of context

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump what the fuck are you saying

yes

OOOOH technus is senile?

Butr.!, astroNot do Nitt go,,, along?!

OOOOH technus is senile?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump DAMN. I mean. Is it bullying if its true?

not bulgting

Rude Sidney i consider that bullying. I am calling my Sidney to tell you off x

I sayd it so you know we hy i dont go Ftwr youz,,

Sidney I'm sorry. I can barely make you out.

Sidney my boy what the fuck are you saying

Fucj.

@@POINDEXTER724 (@capnport) - jump Don't be too hard on yourself; texting can be tough. You're doing great.

DAMN. I mean. Is it bullying if its true?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump killing you?

noo bulgfing hulguing Bulying

killing you?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Try me

Try me

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Daniel is that you. Going to run you over in my prius x

AMAZING

hAte bulyissz

Are you threatening a MINOR over the INTERNET? WOW

hah

i love cyberbullying children

Bully! Mods

kill him

ybr on Thin Ixe gecbnus,

Mr electric send him to the principals office and have him KILLED

8:56 PM

I am going to doxx you daniel fenton

pirjncopal,!! Dont djO job

8:57 PM

leT bulhesZ!'c

I am going to doxx you daniel fenton

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh boy I wonder where I live. Not like my house has a fat neon sign over it

3

leT bulhesZ!'c

@@POINDEXTER724 (@capnport) - jump That sucks Sid

HES GOING TO DOXX WHICH UNIVERSE YOURE FROM LOL

8:57 PM

JK WE ALL KNOW ITS FROM THE BEST ONE (MINE)

i was being silly it is a joke because we all come out the portal in your house lmao

stOp bsules

8:59 PM

or i Beakh yiur Ten nolgyc!,

SID WHAT ARE YOU SAYING BESTIE

I've heard rumors of the Radio Ghost, he might help you Sidney?

BreK

9:00 PM

Radio Ghost bulgjy

9:00 PM

Buly

i was being silly it is a joke because we all come out the portal in your house lmao

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You can't hurt me in a way that matters

Is that that fucking asshat with the stupid grin whomst i hate with every optic-fibre of my being

You can't hurt me in a way that matters

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I AM GOING TO DATE YOUR DAD.

3

whats he going to do. hes a radio host he hates technology he probably cannot fucking text either

9:01 PM

You can't hurt me in a way that matters

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I am also going to date your dad

YOU WILL NOT??

I shall

WE ARE GOING TO DATE YOUR DAD.

If you date my dad I will

9:02 PM

I

whats he going to do. hes a radio host he hates technology he probably cannot fucking text either

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yeah, he's a technophobe of a sort.

MHM?

I have already dated tucker and sams dads Jack is on my hit list daniel sorry

I'll sick Dan on you. He owes me anyway

9:03 PM

I have already dated tucker and sams dads Jack is on my hit list daniel sorry

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HELLO?

HELLO?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump hello

It's me~~

to much Wordszbccal me wheb bulieszz ok i stop

Yeah, he's a technophobe of a sort.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Oh so he is racist to Techni. good. killing him.

Sidney save me-

ew do not date our dad

dating your dad

I THINK JACK WOULD APPRECIATE A LITTLE SPARK IN A RELATIONSHIP >:)

Sidney save me-

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump heow help

Oh so he is racist to Techni. good. killing him.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump No, I meant that modern technology doesn't work with him, he prefers radios. And apps just aren't compatible

What the fuck is wrong with you people

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump SHORT LIST OR LONG

Either is fine

What the fuck is wrong with you people

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump dued horhbly aftevf four yeArsu of tomrnent thab for aks .-. (edited)

Either is fine

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump MUCH

dued horhbly aftevf four yeArsu of tomrnent thab for aks -_-

@@POINDEXTER724 (@capnport) - jump <: - (

What the fuck is wrong with you people

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump BOLD WORDS COMING FROM YOU.

BOLD WORDS COMING FROM YOU.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Silence Daniel the grown ups are talking

Silence Daniel the grown ups are talking

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Stealing your cat

Stealing your parents x

BAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

It really is children hours here

thessten to date parsnts not bulYinf.,

9:06 PM

do nit tbunk

9:06 PM

not shres

Hm.

Dont.

[photo of jackson looking incredibly stupid] You can steal him if you want im sure you would return him after 4 minutes

Aww, he looks like you

Daniel, if you touch either of my cats I will put you through a wall. Unless it's to pet them.

He looks like me? are you fucking mental he's a marmalade shorthaired persian and i am a man.

You seriously never heard of the phrase of how pets can look like their owners?

He looks like me? are you fucking mental he's a marmalade shorthaired persian and i am a man.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I agree, actually

YES I AGREE HE LOOKS REMARKABLY LIKE YOU

[selfie of a very annoyed looking vlad next to a huge fat orange cat]

ESPECIALLY THE EYES. ARE YOU SURE YOU DID NOT HAVE A SECOND CLONE CHILD, VLAD?

Are you both dense

[selfie of a very annoyed looking vlad next to a huge fat orange cat]

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Can't even tell the difference. Wow.

Twinning

Die.

You first

9:10 PM

Youre 40, thats basically retirment age

LOL

9:10 PM

WAIT ARE YOU ONLY FORTY??? LIL BABY MAN

Rude to ask a woman her age

I was a little baby man when i was alive :3

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YOURE A LIL BABY MAN NOW. I CAN PINCH YOUR CHEEKS ALLLLLL DAY

Rude to ask a woman her age

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I can't tell if you're joking or if this is how you chose to come out

YOURE A LIL BABY MAN NOW. I CAN PINCH YOUR CHEEKS ALLLLLL DAY

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [attached jpeg of a drawing of himself, precise mechanically.] I am doing some digging trying to find out more about everything. hot arent i

So this is where I can keep up with... current events.

[attached jpeg of a drawing of himself, precise mechanically.] I am doing some digging trying to find out more about everything...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump WWWWWAOOOOAHAHHHAHAHH

9:15 PM

GOOD GOLLY

I can't tell if you're joking or if this is how you chose to come out

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Surprise gender is a social construct

Surprise gender is a social construct

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Don't mansplain gender to me you toilet brush

WWWWWAOOOOAHAHHHAHAHH

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Impressive

Goud artuxf?,!

Don't mansplain gender to me you toilet brush

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [liked]

Don't mansplain gender to me you toilet brush

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ah ah ah Daniel, how can i mansplain if i am not a man?

He has got you there danny

What are your pronouns

OHHHH A WIN FOR VLAD

9:19 PM

THAT'S 1:∞

OKAY SEVERAL UPSETTING UPDATES

9:20 PM

BUT BEFORE THAT A QUESTION: DOES DICKHEAD HAVE A WHISPRR THAT ISNT BULLETS

buleiszz?!!

NOT. EXACTLY?

9:23 PM

Okay actually hold on.

Uh oh

What are your pronouns

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump any

BUT BEFORE THAT A QUESTION: DOES DICKHEAD HAVE A WHISPRR THAT ISNT BULLETS

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Do not think so but he may be lurking

OKAY SEVERAL UPSETTING UPDATES

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Mama Bear, say the word and I'll come running

I will be texting some people. Individually later. Sorry about this.

9:24 PM

[sharkcommajudy has privated posts from dicks universe]

Okay? We good now?

Crims in Dicks prison.

BULYG,

dont do it sid, i got a plan already

OK iGelp if neds

crimson is fine right now, if a little hungry probably. im not a huge fan of. all of that. but im gonna get him out easy.

I KNEW IT. Killing him

Crims in Dicks prison.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Asshole. Keep me posted and I can unleash the snoise

Son of a bitch.

OKAY THERE IS ACTUALLY UHHHHH SOMETHING MILDLY MORE UPSETTING.

Oh god what

.....................so when vinny was led to his house he was overshadowed by walker.

.

5

Disturbing asshole

....And Vlad didn't notice anything was off?

DO NOT START, I AM GENUINELY NOT IN THE MOOD.

9:29 PM

He was acting exactly the same as ever!

6

[it's a good job he cant see this, because he'd possibly faint from laughing so hard]

Don't tell me you were snogging with Walker-

pEople ad oblivisuos to posesoon

9:30 PM

wknde fjif it Part of how it worj

HE WAS ACTING. EXACTLY. THE SAME.

9:31 PM

AND LET ME KISS HIM!!!!

is Ok posesjon work Like that maye e,?

9:31 PM

i sayd sooo mUch slang in posesion and No one kenw it me

AND LET ME KISS HIM!!!!

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Homophobic Walker did that??? Wow must've been torture for him

HES NOT EVEN GAY?????

WAIT ISNT THAT THE WALKER THAT REPEATEDLY MISGENDERED ME

yes. yes it is.

HES NOT EVEN GAY?????

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Ikr? Fucking tragic

I would laugh if it didn't involve one of my friends.

Ikr? Fucking tragic

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump OMG ITS NOT ABOUT YOU COPSCHTUPPER

9:34 PM

CRIMSON IS LOCKED UP??? JUDY SAY THE WORD ILL HELP GET HIM OUT

dont worry, im going to get him out. in fact, im going to get most of his prisoners out, in a way that wont make it easy for him to just get them back

9:34 PM

:)

I just hope you know what you're doing.

I'm going to be drinking bleach if anyone needs me.

Dude come on. Vinny probably isn't having a great time right now. Least you can do is be alive when he comes back. I still don't get what he sees in you, but you are the most important person in his life right now.

....Bleach doesn't kill me, Daniel.

Okay, but it makes your breath smell bad. Don't kiss him with bleach breath.

I'm going to be drinking bleach if anyone needs me.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I just logged back on and please don't do that that'd make Vinny sad. :C

9:38 PM

Crims in Dicks prison.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump IS HE OKAY???? DICK DIDN'T PUT HIM IN SOME MEDEVIAL TORTURE THINGY OR ANYTHING DID HE ?????? D:

So he’s back at that prison? I knew there were two ectosignatures on him

IS HE OKAY???? DICK DIDN'T PUT HIM IN SOME MEDEVIAL TORTURE THINGY OR ANYTHING DID HE ?????? D:

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump He's fine.

9:38 PM

I mean, as fine as you can be in a hell prison. I'll have him out by tomorrow.

So he’s back at that prison? I knew there were two ectosignatures on him

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump You KNEW he was overshadowed?

I mean, as fine as you can be in a hell prison. I'll have him out by tomorrow.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Okay. Thank you :"CCCC ! I'm really worried

I am too, but it should work out. This is plan A! Plan B is blowing everything up.

9:40 PM

[dming tech]

If you do plan B can you make sure to blow Dick up extra hard forever? :'C

Oh yeah. We're gonna do some illegal shit to him.

You KNEW he was overshadowed?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I… well yeah but I couldn’t exactly get the other one out of him, I’d just end up taking his ghost half out too.

.

Okay you got me there. But...still, nothing?

9:42 PM

Not even a footnote?

Well what did you want me to do? Overshadow Vincent and try to boot the other guy out? Three cores in one body could have been dangerous, that’s a lot of energy in one place, and I don’t even want to know what happens with mine in the mix.

dont worry, im going to get him out. in fact, im going to get most of his prisoners out, in a way that wont make it easy for h...

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump

Tell us that he may have been overshadowed???

Maybe you could have logged in and said "Oh hey guys real quick, Vinny isn't himself right now- keep an eye out!" I mean shit if you were too busy to have kept an eye on him you could have at least done that??

I wasn’t sure if Vlad sorted things out! Vinny was with him and I’d figure if anyone would have been able to tell someone was overshadowed would be the prick who does it for a damn mayoral election.

Apparently not.

Oh fuck off.

I was teleported away before I could even talk to the guy so- this is all on you, Vlad.

Oh fuck off.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Did he seem even a little bit off at all???? :C It's kinda scary knowing that Walker can just impersonate anyone so well that not even their loved ones can tell if they've been replaced..

Did he seem even a little bit off at all???? :C It's kinda scary knowing that Walker can just impersonate anyone so well that n...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I don't think it was that. I think Walker's anxiety and nerves about me being lovey dovey at him comes across the same as Vincent's.

i dId ut sonse and No onr noticbevegen thiugh i act Nothing, liek person

I don't think it was that. I think Walker's anxiety and nerves about me being lovey dovey at him comes across the same as Vincen...

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump …That doesn’t sound healthy

Ugh. Sidney's got a good point in there somewhere. Still wish someone would have SAID SOMETHING.

9:53 PM

…That doesn’t sound healthy

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I can't even tell who's the unhealthy one here. They're both weird.

…That doesn’t sound healthy

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump He's just an anxious wreck still, that's all.

Get him on some pills. You have the money

…I do have the infimap, I could try to get Vincent out.

I am not discussing my beloved's mental health in here.

He's just an anxious wreck still, that's all.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Is he okay??? Maybe you need to hug him more. Whenever I'm scared about Vlad coming back my Danny hugs me and it helps me feel better.

…I do have the infimap, I could try to get Vincent out.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump imagine me pointing at you. i ahve a PLAN. fucked up and evil shit later

Its better to let Judy try her plan first...then maybe we can have the guy who lost a whole man try something

Is he okay??? Maybe you need to hug him more. Whenever I'm scared about Vlad coming back my Danny hugs me and it helps me feel ...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump He's not really...Okay. But I do hug him a lot. It's one of those things that takes time.

…Fair enough, the last time I was there it didn’t really work out anyway.

I want to try something that'll make it difficult for him to get back prisoners within his own rules.

He's not really...Okay. But I do hug him a lot. It's one of those things that takes time.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You just gotta keep hugging him I think. I still get scared sometimes but it helps knowing that Danny and his family are on my side n stuff.

I think what Vinny has is like. Clinical.

. . . you all concern me a lot.

I want to try something that'll make it difficult for him to get back prisoners within his own rules.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump That ought to frustrate him and keep him busy

Miss P? How’d you get this app?

I think what Vinny has is like. Clinical.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Jazz thinks I have PTSD is that the same thing?

Miss P? How’d you get this app?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Hacking.

Fair enough

Jazz thinks I have PTSD is that the same thing?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I'm not qualified to answer that. Let me go ask her. I might need some therapy myself in a minute

I'm not qualified to answer that. Let me go ask her. I might need some therapy myself in a minute

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm sorry :C

Also, there are sandwiches and various other foods in my kitchen. You are welcome to grab anything you want, and to stop by whenever you want to. It is quieter than the cafe usually is, even with Box Lunch around.

having fun

Thats never a good sign

i could be watching anime you know

having fun

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump :D! Whatcha doing?

:D! Whatcha doing?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump goofing off with skulker and technus

I know your ass is NOT watching anime

10:25 PM

goofing off with skulker and technus

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump See

I know your ass is NOT watching anime

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump want me to spoil one piece for you? fucker?

goofing off with skulker and technus

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Loony Skulker or one of the less loony skulkers?

want me to spoil one piece for you? fucker?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YOU BETTER NOT

Loony Skulker or one of the less loony skulkers?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump ......i mean.....

10:26 PM

YOU BETTER NOT

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump >:)

......i mean.....

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump It's loony skulker isn't it?

It's loony skulker isn't it?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump hes nice to me

You gonna kiss him? Freak?

.

10:27 PM

okay i know that you have issues with understanding nonromantic relationships considering youve dated every single friend youve ever had-

hes nice to me

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump He's waaaay loony though! he keeps shooting people in the cafe!!

Hello? Thats not true!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump oh right i forgot youre still in the past.

HOMIPHOBIA

He's waaaay loony though! he keeps shooting people in the cafe!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump im also loony

Do not play the homophobe card on me!

I CAN AND I WILL

10:29 PM

ALSO TELL SKULKER I SAY HI

Thats never a good sign

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I SWEAR WE ARE DOING NOTHING SINISTER

im also loony

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Are you as loony as loony skulker? D:

OMG NICKY YOURE WITH HIM LMAO

YEAH, WANT ME TO TELL SKULKER YOU SAID HEY?

YES

Are you as loony as loony skulker? D:

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump im being fixed!

This is not fixing you

TELL HIM I'M A FEW THOUSAND PEOPLE INTO OUR PROMISE

This is not fixing you

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Im so normal.

Im so normal.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Me when I lie

TELL HIM I'M A FEW THOUSAND PEOPLE INTO OUR PROMISE

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump WILL DO XOX

im being fixed!

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I got scared for a second cuz i was thinking about like, pets and animals and stuff... Are you sure Loony Skulker's not just making it worse?

I got scared for a second cuz i was thinking about like, pets and animals and stuff... Are you sure Loony Skulker's not just m...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump That might actually fix him

That might actually fix him

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump DANNY NO !!!!!!! D:

no comment

✂️ ✂️ ✂️

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Danny stop that T0T !!!!!!!!!

That might actually fix him

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I DONT GET IT

try merging with a fruitloop. better than a hysterectomy tbh

5

I don't want to think about the implications of that

i can just tell you but you wont like it

I DO NOT CONSENT.

[future-figment has sent astro-not a link]

You're so funny if you think I'm clicking that

10:36 PM

Has knowing Technus taught us nothing?

I'll send it to Tucker, he'll click anything

5

I don't accept responsibility for whatever trauma he develops

He'll tell you, it'll work great!

I hate you

I should think the effect would be obvious, considering that future you who's not us definitely didn't get the same build. ... wonder what he's doing; I haven't seen him around being sad recently.

youd THINK the effect would be obvious

Stars, I check back into this app once and I see scissors...

Anaia Lionel started a thread. 5/12/2024 12:03 AM

hoW take,,,, Picteusre???

Camera button-- do you want me to come over and teach you how to do it in person

yeD.!

on my way

@ KittyClover666 are you dead?

Yes? what kind of a stupid fucking question is that.

4

Got it. Thanks.

lol???? bullet. ben. bestie.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Can we talk

Can we talk

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump TERRIFYING. sure. let me dm you.

TERRIFYING. sure. let me dm you.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Maybe we could meet somewhere? I can't grovel over text

Maybe we could meet somewhere? I can't grovel over text

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump .........yeah okay. where?

.........yeah okay. where?

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Whereevers good. I'm in the murder cafe but Shanias?

2

Whereevers good. I'm in the murder cafe but Shanias?

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump shanias is good! ill be there once idiot stops giving me trouble

shanias is good! ill be there once idiot stops giving me trouble

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump im so sorry

wut is this

12:14 PM

adjusted duel disk and got this app?

12:14 PM

weird

12:16 PM

can't delete it either?????

12:16 PM

fml

I don't even know anymore, man

whelp

Duel Disk. from fucking YUGIOH?

SOCIAL MEDIA whisprr IS FUN TECHNOLOGY whats yugioh

yugioh? thats the 2nd time i heard that

Oh man you have not played Duel Monsters. It really is the bad future

yeah its called Duel Monsters

12:18 PM

oo u play?

12:18 PM

alwys looking for a gud challenge

Huh.

how do eyes LIKE THIS DUMMY

oh

Hey, Zarc.

What year is it with you. I am from 2006 so if the cards are all whacky I will probably be fucking lost

oh

12:21 PM

hi gerry

12:22 PM

year? i think when i revived, it was... 2100 something? dunno, dont care

2100

12:22 PM

JESUS

we are from 2016 TEN YEARS IN THE FUTURE time travel weird YEAH YOU SAID IT BUDDY

it was a long time since duel monsters was first made

12:23 PM

technology advanced a lot

WE HATE THIS BAR

hey quick question are you genuinely honest to fucking god from the yugioh world i am going to lose my mind

12:25 PM

this means Goku is real. what the fuck

I wanna meet Goku

what is yugioh?

I also want to meet goku

im from the original dimension

12:26 PM

before it got split no thanks to a certain someone

GOKU??? who goku SHUT UP ITS FUCKING GOKU

Oh. Huh. Didn't know I could do that with my coat.

goku?

Guys i think if we try hard enough we can find Goku

Cool.

can i fite him

WE WANT TO FIND GOKU i dont know who goku is

Maybe even pikachu actually. the possibilities are endless..

but in my world duel monsters was everything

PIKACHU!!!!!!!

way of life

Goku would kick our ass guys

And yeah, I don't know who Goku is, either. Or Yugioh, for that matter... but I spent my childhood talking to eldritch Fear abominations, so...

WE NEED A PORYGON Z RIGHT NOW IT IS SO US

PIKACHU......

Oh, cool, I can do more pictures.

what is porygon z nevermind just learned through mind connect

is it a strong opponent

12:28 PM

i like strong opponents to fight and defeat

ACTUALLY MAYBE WE'RE GIRAFARIG supreme king you remind me of me when i was younger

is it a strong opponent

@THESupremeKing (@SKDZarc) - jump Well, you'll probably enjoy yourself here. Seems a lot of people like fighting.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Share the digital popcorn

i will be the strongest haha

Heh.

crowds wanted me 2 fight and i gave them what they wanted (edited)

12:29 PM

looks like things havent changed

If anyone wants to Duel me I warn you I have a fucking Penguin Soldier and i am not afraid to use him x

crowds wanted me 2 fight and i gave them what they wanted

@THESupremeKing (@SKDZarc) - jump Right.,, But do you want to fight?

. . . How many of us are just traumatized by being made to fight because no one else would???

penguin soldier weak

WE USED TO LIKE FIGHTING not anymore TIRED OF IT just want rest JUST WANT IT TO STOP we still love weapons though

. . . How many of us are just traumatized by being made to fight because no one else would???

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yes.

. . . How many of us are just traumatized by being made to fight because no one else would???

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump MORE THAN ONE

oh yes i love proving myself

penguin soldier weak

@THESupremeKing (@SKDZarc) - jump Thats what she said [what]

whut

MORE THAN ONE

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I can see that. Mind fighting can be fun. Though I don't use cards.

penguin soldier nice but weak

WE JUST WANT A NAP cant sleep anymore

2

I play pot of greed and draw 50 cards

then play maxx c

12:32 PM

pft

maybe card fighting would be fun WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO USE OUR BODY our body is so messed up

not like that in a duel

12:32 PM

monsters get destroyed

12:33 PM

can get hit by monster

12:33 PM

not for everyone (edited)

oh nevermind then OUR BODY IS SO SUPREMELY FUCKED IT IS A WONDER WE CAN EVEN FUNCTION better than being stuck cores though

12:34 PM

WE WISH WE COULD DO DUEL MONSTERS sounds fun

i have a few decks

12:34 PM

no spare duel disk tho

12:34 PM

maybe just board version someday

12:35 PM

shame

. . . Sometime you should teach me. When I have time.

Skulltech come to dinner i will teach you how to play : )

sure

HE'S TALKING TO US DUMMY we are skulktech ITS SPELLED WITH A K BTW

i will show no mercy thp

12:36 PM

tho

I don't expect mercy. Hard to learn if someone just let's me win.

already gud mindset

OH YOU WERE TALKING TO STAR LIBRARIAN sorry hes stupid EXCUSE ME??? IM STUPID??? OK MR FREAK youre the freak around here NO YOU ARE no you are WE LITERALLY SHARE A BODY YOU STUPID MF WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

u a fusion too?

12:37 PM

cool

OH MY GOD ANOTHER PERSON LIKE US???

i fused with my monsters

12:38 PM

became god

12:38 PM

still am kinda?

Skulltech you are literally like classic character Yugi Muto from hit series Yugioh

WE FUSED BECAUSE we don't function separately WE GOT FUCKED UP [This image has been removed for violating Whisprr's terms of service.]

Oh good just what we needed. GOD.

u know of yugi? the legend himself

12:39 PM

he existed years ago, sadly died

Is he real

wouldve loved to duel king of games himself

HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

but hes a legend now

became god

@THESupremeKing (@SKDZarc) - jump Huh.

TECHNUS ARE YOU GOOD did you die OF COURSE HES DEAD i mean like did he get hurt

i defeated all my opponents but it wasnt enough

HUH

fuck me silly this mf IS from the yugioh dimension i am going to pass out

so i became god

YUGI MOTO WAS REAL?

the world became my opponent

RIGHT? RIGHT?

yeah. was

HUH

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Fuck Off And Die Bitch

.. are we. wait.

12:41 PM

Guys if this guy is from Yugioh. are we. No.... we're not. we can't be. right.

not what

Someone reassure me we are not cartoons before i have an existential crisis.

.

duel monster spirits?

Someone reassure me we are not cartoons before i have an existential crisis.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HM.

thought this was spirit world but everyone said ghost zone

Infinite realities, Tech.

IF WE ARE FICTIONAL WE ARE GOING TO MURDER WHOEVER WROTE US INTO OUR HORRIBLE TORTURE OF AN AFTERLIFE

figured it was zombie-type version of spirit world

12:42 PM

ghosts are zombie-type

Infinite realities, Tech.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump kys

To be fair i am literally close friends with Spongebob i do not know why i am surprised by this revelation. what is my afterlife.

NICOLAI BABY WE CANT BE IN A CARTOON

12:43 PM

WERE GAY

OH FUCK YOURE RIGHT

what do u mean we're fictional

12:43 PM

last i checked im real

maybe we're from an alt reality where gay people are in cartoons

kys dan btw ok we go offline now BYE BITCHES DONT LET DAN KILL YOU

I HOPE THAT WE ARENT IN AN ADULT PARODY CARTOON

kys dan btw ok we go offline now BYE BITCHES DONT LET DAN KILL YOU

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump No. <3

weird

I HOPE THAT WE ARENT IN AN ADULT PARODY CARTOON

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump If we are a family guy cutaway gag i will be so fucking angry

5

If we are a family guy cutaway gag i will be so fucking angry

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YEAH. SAME.

YEAH. SAME.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump going to go lie down

WTF IS THIS THREAD

going to go lie down

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump WELL YOU'RE THE CUTEST FAMILY GUY CUTAWAY <3

dunno, its weird

YUGIOH AND SPONGEBOB ARE REAL AND THERES A GUY WITH HALF MY USERNAME TELLING A MAN TO KILL HIMSELF???

but i am the supreme king

12:47 PM

that is who i am

OH HELL YEAH WE BOTH HAVE SUPREME IN OUR USERNAME. BUDDIES

YUGIOH AND SPONGEBOB ARE REAL AND THERES A GUY WITH HALF MY USERNAME TELLING A MAN TO KILL HIMSELF???

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Future you.

YUGIOH AND SPONGEBOB ARE REAL AND THERES A GUY WITH HALF MY USERNAME TELLING A MAN TO KILL HIMSELF???

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Me and Robert are BFFS

Ish.

Me and Robert are BFFS

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ROBERT

SPEAKING OF ROBERT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONVINCE BERT TO GET A PHONE. IT IS NOT GOING WELL.

but only one supreme king

12:48 PM

the strongest duelist ever

ROBERT

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Yeah lol Vlad called him spongerobert and we thought it was the funniest fucking thing so it stuck

Yeah lol Vlad called him spongerobert and we thought it was the funniest fucking thing so it stuck

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HELO?

SPEAKING OF ROBERT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONVINCE BERT TO GET A PHONE. IT IS NOT GOING WELL.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump who tf is bert

who tf is bert

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW BERT. WE'RE BRAIN BUDDIES.

HELO?

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Are you guys not tight with spongerobert x shame

.

I CANNOT BELIEVE NEITHER YOU NOR NICKY KNOW WHO BERT IS.

no

NOT TALKING TO YOU IM TALKING TO NICO

can still talk tho

FAIR ENOUGH, GO AHEAD.

12:52 PM

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT I'M NOT YOUR BOSS.

u on caps lock?

YES FOREVER BC IT SOUNDS LIKE HOW I TALK.

...

12:55 PM

i dunno whut to say

IT PROBABLY HAS TO DO WITH THE ONE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY ROUTED DIRECTLY TO MY BRAIN AS I DIED

THATS A LOT

LOL

pls dont mention electricity in that context (edited)

12:55 PM

bad experiences with that

12:56 PM

ew ew ew

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO BLOCK PEOPLE BC YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BLOCK ALL VERSIONS OF NICOLAI TECHNUS

i want 2 delete app

12:57 PM

it wont let me

12:57 PM

might as well

12:57 PM

where the block function

@xXBingle_BongleXx @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) BLOCK THE SUPREME KING FOR HIS OWN MENTAL HEALTH HE CANT HANDLE ELECTRICITY TALK

12:59 PM

[ELECTROTEK_SUPREME has blocked THESupremeKing!]

found it

1:00 PM

[THESupremeKing has blocked ELECTROTEK_Supreme!]

1:00 PM

[THESupremeKing has blocked xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx!]

RIP

[THESupremeKing has blocked TECHHEAD!]

what did i do

1:04 PM

anyway bert

what did i do

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HE CANNOT HANDLE MENTIONS OF ELECTRICITY SO I ADVISED HIM TO BLOCK US FOR HIS OWN MENTAL HEALTH

...lmao

ALSO I AM JUST SO STUNNED NONE OF YOU GUYS KNOW BERT.

Remember a lot of ghosts aside from us for some reason have different human names to their alternates. What is his ghost name.

BOX GHOST

1:15 PM

ALSO I AM GOING TO BE HONEST I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABT THE DIFFERENT GHOST NAMES THING.

BOB

1:16 PM

I fucking love Bob are you kidding.

LMAO WAIT. IS IT THE SAME NAME BUT DIFFERENT NICKNAMES?

Bert.... that's so weird. Why does everyone have different names except for us it is so strange

1:16 PM

ROBERT. OOOH RIGHT.

YEAH! WE HAD TO COME UP WITH DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF NICOLAI TO CALL EACH OTHER BUT THESE GUYS JUST HAVE IT BUILT IN.

Wait we should compare all our friends see who matches up

BERT AND SKULKER ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS FROM MY UNIVERSE. AND THEY DESPISE EACH OTHER.

..What about everyone else. Are you not a social butterfly.

EVERYONE ELSE THINKS I'M ANNOYING AND DOESN'T LIKE ME.

CRINGE

ME AND BERT ARE FRIENDS BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES EITHER OF US DUE TO THE AFOREMENTIONED ANNOYINGNESS. UNTIL A FEW YEARS AGO, WHEN WE BOTH MADE NEW FRIENDS. BUT WE ARE STILL BRAIN BUDDIES.

You have to be more assertive. Be so annoying they HAVE to like you.

OH DON'T GET ME WRONG. THAT IS WHAT I DID WITH SKULKER.

THAT IS WHAT WE ALL DID WITH SKULKER

POOR SKULKER NEVER STOOD A CHANCE

I WAS TOO FAST FOR HIM TO HIT AND SO WE BECAME BESTIES <3

I KEPT HARASSING MY BOY UNTIL HE GAVE IN AND WE TALKED SCHEMATICS

WHY ARE WE ALL LIKE THIS LOL.

WE'RE AMAZING

I WAS STILL 1.0. BACK THEN HOW NOSTALGIC

My blorbo was still building his suit when i started harassing him :3c

AWWWWW

THATS REALLY WEIRD CONSIDERING I FIRST WAS INTERESTED BECAUSE OF THE SUIT.

1:32 PM

WHAT AN AMAZING PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY.

OHHHH I KNOW RIGHT

I wish my dad loved me. :c

Fuck your dad.

1:51 PM

We love you

I wish my dad loved me. :c

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I'll kill him for you if you want

Oh yeah, Dani, how’ve you been feeling since the zap?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I've been okay. I haven't noticed any melting yet but the cure thing they've been using lasts a few weeks. Also I haven't used my powers a whole lot lately.

I'll kill him for you if you want

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump i'll let you know how i feel about it later okay?

i'll let you know how i feel about it later okay?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Fair enough.

I HATE IT HERE

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Are you okay Ms. Judy?

IM SUFFERING

Anyone seen a missing child. Blue baby with little pigtails. overalls.

2:29 PM

Little pink hat

Box Lunch? I thought... Who's looking for her?

BOXLUNCH? ooooh my fucking god. Her Uncle's staying at my bar.

She has an uncle?

. . . it was my impression she was without... extant family

Apparently so. It's uuuuh Skulltech. Skulker Technus. Theyre sweet. Very sad. sad sad man.

She has been staying with me. It is not a good idea to have others over right now, though. I can bring her to the cafe?

No rush, as long as shes safe. Ill let him know.

kys

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump Niece has been found

Shes safe.

Do let me know when you want to meet; I know where a fairly stable portal to the cafe is.

ANY TIME make sure its safe WE MISS HER

5

I'll bring her to the cafe, if you are free to meet me there.

IM SUFFERING

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump What's wrong D: ??

nothing now im fixed :3 love wins

Okie dokie!! Love you!

love wins -beau

[selfie of her blowing a kiss at the camera at obviously Dicks prison] Prisoner release programs are important.

xXxCrimson_ShadexXx is online

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump CRIMSON CRIMSON CRIMSON CRIMSON CRIMSONOONNONON !!!!!1!1!!111! ARE YOU OKAY I WAS SO WORRIED AND I MISSED YOU SO MUCH THERE'S SOME CAKE IN YOUR FIRGED @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) DANNY CRIMSON'S BAAAAACCCCKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (edited)

WOAH OKAY someone missed me huh? I'm fine, don't worry

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I WAS SO WORRIED I THOUGHT DICK WALKER WAS GONNA PUT YOU ON THE RACK OR SOMETHING MESSED UP OR OSMETHING

oh trust me i was scared as hell about that too, but luckily i was such a good boy they let me out early :3

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :DDDDDD !!!!!! WE SHOULD CELEBRATE UNLESS YOU'RE TOO TIRED THEN OYU SHOULD REST AND HAVE YOUR CAKE I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND

Best boy ever.

think I'm gonna stay of the radar for a few but yeah, maybe a party would be good later. im gonna eat all the tiramisu in my fridge like a snake, unhinge my jaw and shit

think I'm gonna stay of the radar for a few but yeah, maybe a party would be good later. im gonna eat all the tiramisu in my fri...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Can I come over? I can make you tea? And show you my cool new character? And we can play some games or something? (edited)

sure why not? don't got too much in my den so if you wanted to bring stuff over I wouldn't mind

OKAY!!!! I'll see you soon! Love you :D

Oh good! I am glad you are okay!

love ya too goof and thanks! means a lot

xXxCrimson_ShadexXx is online

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump HOLY SHIT IT'S YOU DUDE FUCK OMG I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I TRIED TO HELP BUT FUCK THE GIW

chill it's fine. I don't blame anyone for whatever happened back there. im just happy to be home with access to real food.

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Can I visit you soon?

maybe, can't promise ill be very energetic though. I think dani alone is gonna be a handful. maybe I'll swing by the bar tomorrow—depends on how I feel

A bar? I'm not old enough for it yet

me and you can touch base later. I'm still trying to adjust to life on the outs prison changed me

[original post] @apexpredator 27,000 IN, BUBBY! ONLY 973,000 TO GO!

direct message me next time

[Original post] SKULKER SHOT ME POINT BLANK IN THE HEAD AGAIN (Under the caption is a very blurry image of Technus' half reformed head,, how he got the picture despite not pulling a phone out is going to forever stay a mystery)

[A better picture of the same thing.] (edited)

THANKS SKULKER

Would you stop shooting everyone? Shooting people is not a fucking love language.

YES IT IS

this is technus it different

How is that a love language when he shoots everyone?

different with technus he could stop if wanted bc technology powers

WHAT THE BIG GUY SAID

9:26 PM

I COULD EASILY SPLIT HIS ARMOUR INTO TWO IF I WANTED TO ;3

he could

9:26 PM

dont do that

DO NOT WORRY, I WILL NOT

Consensual violence. Right. Of course.

I LET MY SKULKER GUT ME EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE ACTUALLY, SO HIM SHOOTING ME IS NOT TOO BAD

. . . Is this an enrichment thing or a dating thing?

IT IS AN ENRICHMENT THING

9:35 PM

WE ARE MARRIED, BUT ONLY FOR TAX REASONS

I mean, really, tax reasons is a decent reason. No one needs marriage.

so many messges since last txt

11:17 PM

y

11:18 PM

how do u stop notifications

No idea.

is leave Kboen in alcadroom dtil Ned,

Sorry, Sidney, can't read that.

tf

11:21 PM

what language is that

tarying

gonna destroy whatever stupid signals forcin my duel disk 2 have this stupid app

L, RIP BOZO, GET GUD

HE BLOCKED YOU REMEMBER

I just know that it shows up on my coat. Not sure how to filter it yet...

HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING BTW NICKY?

that’s so weird

11:24 PM

what is this app

11:24 PM

cursed probly (edited)

Some sort of social media specifically for the Realms, from what I've gathered.

STILL HANGING OUT W SKULKER?

if it starts spying on my stuff ill destroy the realms

I'd rather you didn't. I live here.

11:25 PM

Well... exist.

11:26 PM

I'm pretty dead.

We kind of need the Realms not destroyed.

human world realms then

11:26 PM

spirit or ghost realm will be spared

Same. I like my home just the way it is, thank you.

tHeyr linejd

11:26 PM

i Am jnow knotibgn and j Mow this

Pretty sure both are needed for stability.

,!,

humans suck anyway

11:27 PM

most of them

True,):

11:27 PM

sOme arrv godo so No Buly,!

Everyone in every species can suck ass. Not just humans.

That's fair There are a few good humans here and there

STILL HANGING OUT W SKULKER?

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump YEAH, I HAVE HAD TO STOP HIM FROM GOING OUT TO HUNT A COUPLE OF TIMES NOW BECAUSE THE BASTARD REFUSES TO SIT STILL AND HEAL HE ALSO SHOT MY FACE POINT BLANK AND CORED ME

YEAH, I HAVE HAD TO STOP HIM FROM GOING OUT TO HUNT A COUPLE OF TIMES NOW BECAUSE THE BASTARD REFUSES TO SIT STILL AND HEAL HE ...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM

SHRUG,, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT TANUKIS RIGHT NOW

dragons r fine

11:32 PM

only ones who did any good to me

They seem alright, from what I've seen so far.

people aRe iebdidveudkas

11:34 PM

Fuck

my family best

11:35 PM

won’t forgive humans who tried to rip us apart

buleis???! Bad

so I gave them what they wanted

11:36 PM

destruction

11:36 PM

didn’t last long

you blacue out whd v kil bulle to?!'s

whut

HelP

11:37 PM

cabbrb thaype

ok

Can you use speech to text, Sidney?

gwatt thatx

11:38 PM

?!

Let's you talk at the phone and translates it to text.

whtevr

11:39 PM

I got stuff to do

dragons r fine

@THESupremeKing (@SKDZarc) - jump Dragon is what fucked my world up. Hated humans enough to destroy it all. Hating a whole people leads to shit.

humans deserved it probly

11:39 PM

bye

buelauss?!!/

I am punching you in the face next time we meet. ✌️

3

Not sure who's the bully yet in this situation. It's not always a yes or no sort of thing. Definitely think it's too far to insist on full species genocide in a new timeline for what people in another one did.

Damn straight. I... am going to go back to staring at the sky. And finish sake.

Heh, another emoji. Fun.

Dragon is what fucked my world up. Hated humans enough to destroy it all. Hating a whole people leads to shit.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I CAN'T SEE OP'S MESSAGE BUT HATING A WHOLE PEOPLE DOES IN FACT LEAD TO SHIT. I HAVE THANKFULLY AVOIDED THAT SHIT. BUT NOT ALL OF MY EXTENDED FAMILY DID. DON'T DO THAT SHIT OR I WILL COME OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND BEAT YOU UP.

11:44 PM

THIS IS A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM ME, TECHNUS, MASTER OF TECHNOLOGY, LORD OF ELECTRICITY

11:44 PM

WIZARD OF INTEGRATED CIRCUITRY

You are great.

THANK YOU I KNOW

[original post] am being hold hostage in own home

y dont u just leaf?

[A picture of Raccoon Technus asleep on the floor.] little beast not let me (edited)

o tht mkes since. Least hs adorble

being cute not make him any less annoying

1:47 PM

i want go hunt

Is there not a back door? You live on an island, isn’t just going up an option?

suit make too much noise

…Put it on silent mode?

not how it work

Well make it how it work -_-

giant and made of metal obvi make noise when move -_-

You’re a hunter and you chose to be the most noisiest thing???

cannot help it plus it show how power i am that i kill much prey even when noisy

You're a ghost...

what your point

Turn the metal intangible so it doesn't make noise?

1:52 PM

You don't have to be big and scary when you're sneaking out.

in ghost zone cannot do that

. . .

you not know how zone work yet

Then leave your suit? Do you not have a spare parked out front?

why would i

1:54 PM

you all dumb

I just woke up like... seven years ago.

You’re just poorly prepared

am not poor prepare just not have people over much

A spare suit would be. practical. [Not Sent] I should get one of those dog purses for you to hide in.

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I just woke up like... seven years ago.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump i been dead ten thousand at least

And you haven't figured out a way to be sneaky?

i have armor one thousand year

My point still stands.

i have armor one thousand year

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump One thousand years and you still don’t have a silent mode???

more gun better than silent mode

Have fun on home arrest, then.

am not try leave just complain

Ahhh, I see.

1:58 PM

Cute.

am not cute will kill you when get out

awww he’s so angy

The fact you care enough about Technus and his concern not to fight to get out is cute. And I'm already dead.

it not about concern he have tech power he can stop me and i mean core separate word for core and kill is english thing was not separate word in other language

And what? I'll be stuck in a confined, bound state at the mercy of whoever's holding me? Been there.

you not see how bad i get

I’ve seen it, he’s just a heavy tin can, don’t worry Gerry.

i shatter core few day ago am strong am ghost zone greatest hunter

And you haven't seen the sorts of things I've Seen. I really don't get scared by much.

What a conversation to be having, lol

hi dan sorry about what happen when we last spent time together

2:04 PM

cant stop technus from being technus

LMAO its fine I just didnt wanna feel like a third wheel

i shatter core few day ago am strong am ghost zone greatest hunter

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Do not dare hurt my friend, Skulker or I swear...

Do not dare hurt my friend, Skulker or I swear...

@SunsetOrchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump -- open book your friend? will not hurt if he stop call me cute

2:06 PM

LMAO its fine I just didnt wanna feel like a third wheel

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump we are not romance that technus is just like that

I consider him my friend, yes. But you and Technus are being cute. Friendship is cute. You can't just shoot people over opinions.

Heh, I think I can refrain from making such deplorable accusations.

good

we are not romance that technus is just like that

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump doesnt have to be romance to be a third wheel lol

2:09 PM

its not like tech would compliment ME like that

ok make sense

2:10 PM

you both my friend do not want either feel left out

Funny, I thought we were friends at one point too.

i used respect you is not same as friend

Well that explains why you didn’t like the banter I was trying to have, now I feel less shit about… things.

was respect and now respect gone

Ok. I got it. -_-

Doesn't seem to be worth much if it's that easily lost.

I know right?

he compare me to dog so i get out laser to show he more animal than me then he injure me over it i was for once not shoot first

I shot the laser! I didn’t know it’d hurt you!

it connect to body what you think it do

What idiot wires an exo-suit so they can feel pain through it?

without pain cannot tell when go too far

.....

which me are you roaminghunter

So me cutting your arm off wasn’t too far? -_-

which me are you roaminghunter

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump i dont know how to answer that

you also skulker right easy guess base on username

2:21 PM

you traitor bastard or not

I'm not a traitor?

if you say so

2:23 PM

if you are traitor bastard get off post if not you can stay

?? Okay

am bad at internet sorry

2:26 PM

So me cutting your arm off wasn’t too far? -_-

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump i could still fight

Twas but a flesh wound...

Ok, and the other arm?

could still fight

…Ok the faceplate???

Twas but a flesh wound...

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Ah, where is the killer rabbit when you need them?

I could become a rabbit?

…Ok the faceplate???

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump never give up

…You’re tiny

Oh dear...

DO NOT SAY ON LINE I KILL YOU

How? You’re stuck

DO NOT SAY ON LINE I KILL YOU

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump It's okay I think everyone already knows. C: Nothing to worry about!!

murder you rip you apart hurt you

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump :c Very mean thing to say

i am not nice

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump You should be.

It’s fine Dani, he’s vewy cute when he’s angwy.

Unfortunately, due to old age, I am not sure he could learn to be nice. May be too set in his ways.

I bet he’s trying his hardest not to just fire his jet pack right now

rip you to pieces

It’s fine Dani, he’s vewy cute when he’s angwy.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Don't say that!!! You'll just make him madder!!!!

If your armor gets buried in the dirt again over this, I am not fishing it out. [Yes she will.]

Don't say that!!! You'll just make him madder!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump He doesn’t wanna wake up Technus over it

[This message has been removed for violating Whisprr's TOS. Reason: Graphic descriptions of violence.] (edited)

Oh no, I’m so scared.

. . . I am going to clean up more debris.

Oh no, I’m so scared.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump murder you

2:54 PM

not scared now but will be scared

Dude you’re gonna get banned at this rate.

hate you so much

Wouldn’t be the first

SKULKER STOP BULLYING PEOPLE OVER WHISPRR

youre sit right next to me why this the first thing you do when wake up

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I AM ACTUALLY AWAKE

are you connect whisprr through brain omg

3:10 PM

amazing marvel of technology

:3

[ Original Post ] @Astro-Not Can you let everyone in the cafe know I made it home alright? My Danny's mom and dad gave me my medicine and I got an orange flavored lollipop shaped like your dad's face. Jazz is making me brownies and me and Danny's dad are gonna watch all his old vhs tapes of star trek episodes. They're also letting me stay home from school tomorrow too. (edited)

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I DONT KNOW THE CONTEXT BUT HELL YES STAR TREK

[ Original Post ] @Astro-Not Can you let everyone in the cafe know I made it home alright? My Danny's mom and dad gave me my med...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Done

I DONT KNOW THE CONTEXT BUT HELL YES STAR TREK

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I melted in the cafe :C I was overdue for my medicine.

4:42 PM

Done

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Thank you Danny!!

OY GEVALT WTF ANY WAY I CAN HELP CHILD

I melted in the cafe :C I was overdue for my medicine.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump THAT IS. A CONCERNING THING TO READ

I'm okay. It happens sometimes because I wasn't meant to exist.

SELF DEPRECATION IS FOR TUESDAYS, YOU ARE VERY MUCH MEANT TO EXIST

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SELF DEPRECATION IS FOR TUESDAYS, YOU ARE VERY MUCH MEANT TO EXIST

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump I mean I genuinely shouldn't exist and the fact that I do is a crime against nature but I appreciate it! :D

It was a crime someone else commited though. Its not your fault Vlad decided to play god.

ANCIENTS CHILD,, YOU ARE NOT A CRIME AGAINST NATURE

You are not a crime against nature, your Vlad is.

I'm sorry I think I'm just feeling extra icky cuz I melted n stuff. I've been trying to stop being mean about myself cuz it makes Jazz sad. Thank you for being so nice to me guys.

I THINK YOU ARE BADASS AND YOUR CONTINUED SURVIVAL IS BADASS

even if your existence wasn't made favorably you are still a gift to this world nad your vlad is also a sad loser who needs to get a reality check

EXACTLY WHAT MASK GHOST SAID!

Thank you both <3<3<3 TuT you're all so nice to me.

dani please give any info on how blob ghost work in your universe is important

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump I don't know anything about that. I can try and ask Danny's parents later though??

yes important also ask your skulker if you see him again any time soon

Okay.

I melted in the cafe :C I was overdue for my medicine.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump ARE YOU OKAY??? YOU ARE NOT A CRIME. THE CRIME IS THAT SUCH A SUPPOSEDLY GOOD ENGINEER SCREWED UP. I swear to the Ancients that the only reason either Jack or Vlad have ever made anything effective and functioning is because of Maddie.

ARE YOU OKAY??? YOU ARE NOT A CRIME. THE CRIME IS THAT SUCH A SUPPOSEDLY GOOD ENGINEER SCREWED UP. I swear to the Ancients th...

@Dakarai Phantom (@Anaia Lionel) - jump I'm okay I promise. Just a little scared right now.

Do you need me to come over? Do you want an emotional support fungus?

Jazz is already making me pastries and Danny's dad won't let go of me so I'm okay in terms of emotional support. Thank you for worrying though. You're very nice and I'm glad you're a part of my life.

Okay... But seriously if you want an emotional support fungus... I am really good at us... mutant plantlife apparently

5:19 PM

[And we pretend that the mun was using the right tupper]

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I'll keep it in mind I promise! Love you very much Dakarai! <33333 !!!!!

I love you too!!!

[Original post] I have discovered today that the multiverse has cursed my alternates to be constant raging cunts,, I'm not sure how to feel about this

She ain't so bad.

Multiple people threatened to shatter me

9:01 PM

Over the actions of another Spectra.

I WOULD RECOMMEND AVOIDING SKULKER

What I’m hearing is I’m not the only one who has personal grudges over alternates of specific people.

Why is Shattering the go to???

I WOULD RECOMMEND AVOIDING SKULKER

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump It is. A little too late for that

HOW ARE YOU NOT DOUBLEDEAD LMAO

Why is Shattering the go to???

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I would rather not share myself

9:03 PM

HOW ARE YOU NOT DOUBLEDEAD LMAO

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I'm not sure and I will not question it

. . . so you won't take advantage of a teenager grieving his family and friends' deaths and the weight of an entire dimension's well-being on his shoulders to try and insinuate yourself as his advisor so you can siphon off his lifeforce?

NO????

I am not surprised. Most Spectras have an incredibly impressive and extensive track record of causing misery. The death toll is in the thousands if not more.

.

Yeah I'm impressed! I guess you won't be siphoning off so much misery and torment that you'll become a fetus on the ground.

4

The only time I ever intentionally hurt people is when I am starving. Which in most cases, I don't even REMEMBER hurting others

MY SKULKER SAYS OUR SPECTRA HAS HARASSED HIM FOR HIS ENTIRE AFTERLIFE. MY SKULKER ALSO KILLED MAMMOTHS. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT MAKES OUR SPECTRA'S DEATH TOLL IN AT LEAST THE BILLIONS IF NOT MORE.

The multiverse is so interesting.

I am not surprised. Most Spectras have an incredibly impressive and extensive track record of causing misery. The death toll is ...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I'm not sure what my death toll is, but I personally would like to never discover it

9:07 PM

Yeah I'm impressed! I guess you won't be siphoning off so much misery and torment that you'll become a fetus on the ground.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Oh, no. I am actually incredibly healthy. I just go about feeding myself in a way that doesn't harm others

I'm not sure what my death toll is, but I personally would like to never discover it

@@Sarlet_Scripts (@Ecto) - jump "BIG MOOD" AS THE KIDS SAY THESE DAYS.

Starvation pushing you towards the harm of others outside of your control is rarely pleasant.

No, it never is

Especially when the food source is... one that carries a stigma.

Imagine not knowing your death toll. Sad!

Oh, it's not sad at all! I quite enjoy not knowing it.

Imagine not knowing your death toll. Sad!

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I hope you rot

Is that the other me?

I hope you rot

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump And here I was going to offer some resources!

From what I have collected, your resources are outdated. Perhaps you should go back to med school? (edited)

From what I have collected, your resources are outdated. Perhaps you should go back to med school?

@@Sarlet_Scripts (@Ecto) - jump Don't be silly, my most current degree is from last year!

From what I have collected, your resources are outdated. Perhaps you should go back to med school?

@@Sarlet_Scripts (@Ecto) - jump LMAO GET HER ASS

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And here I was going to offer some resources!

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Heres a resource for you. [Wiki how article he clearly made on how to shatter your own core]

1

Don't be silly, my most current degree is from last year!

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Perhaps you should get some help for yourself then? You are clearly not mentally sound enough to be working as a mental health professional

1

Heres a resource for you. [Wiki how article he clearly made on how to shatter your own core]

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Tech...you're so sweet. But I've tried!

Tech...you're so sweet. But I've tried!

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump OY GEVALT. THERAPY NOW

Perhaps you should get some help for yourself then? You are clearly not mentally sound enough to be working as a mental health p...

@@Sarlet_Scripts (@Ecto) - jump You know, your Technus said the same thing.

.

THATS BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SMARTER THAN YOU

You know, your Technus said the same thing.

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Well then, that can't be a coincidence. Perhaps you really should seek help from someone? I personally can't help due to the intimacy that comes with being a counsellor for an alternate version of yourself, but I can recommend you some of my colleagues

Well then, that can't be a coincidence. Perhaps you really should seek help from someone? I personally can't help due to the i...

@@Sarlet_Scripts (@Ecto) - jump A very sweet offer, but I've been fine for the last seven thousand years.

.

Spectra I am detecting an odd vulnerability in you please seek help actually.

Penelope, if you are anything like I was, please go seek help

[ Original Post ] Danny's parents have me on bed rest today. I guess it beats being in school n stuff. They've been checking on me every 20ish minutes or so and put all my mycology books on the bedside table so I can read. They must be really nice people to do all this for me.

Its because they love you, you dork!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I mean, I know they love Danny cuz he's their child. I just kinda showed up y'know.

I think... if they are that worried they consider you their kid too.

Seems to me despite that they still love you like their own and want to make sure that you're well cared for no matter what

Do you think it is okay for me to visit?

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I'll have to ask when they come back in next. They usually try to keep Danny and Jazz away from me for a little bit when I have a melting episode cuz it's kinda freaky to see n stuff.

10:16 AM

Seems to me despite that they still love you like their own and want to make sure that you're well cared for no matter what

@

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) - jump Maybe...I dunno, I don't think I'd love me if I were them y'know ??

I'll have to ask when they come back in next. They usually try to keep Danny and Jazz away from me for a little bit when I have...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump They must be really worried about you. It is... very scary to see the melting.

Maybe...I dunno, I don't think I'd love me if I were them y'know ??

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Well, that love proves that they do truly care about you and see you as family and truly want the best for you Believe me, if it wasn't for my guardian showing the love and care he has for me, I wouldn't have anyone to call family

They must be really worried about you. It is... very scary to see the melting.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yeah,, I think I got a little me on Aether yesterday too :C I feel bad for the Danny that was there too...

10:21 AM

Well, that love proves that they do truly care about you and see you as family and truly want the best for you Believe me, if i...

@

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) - jump I'll tryn keep that in mind. Thank you.

I'll tryn keep that in mind. Thank you.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump You're welcome

Get better soon

Yeah,, I think I got a little me on Aether yesterday too :C I feel bad for the Danny that was there too...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump That had to be uncomfortable.

10:39 AM

I know my Danny was upset when I melted the first time.

That had to be uncomfortable.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yeah...he was nice enough to let me hold his hand while I was reforming though. Did it hurt a bit for you too or is that just a my universe thing?

It hurt a lot. It was really scary, but I could still hear him. He was so upset.

Your Danny sounds like a really nice guy. I hope he's doing okay.

Guys, I have a very important question to ask you all. This is absolutely serious and the fate of all reality depends on it.

oh shit whats up??

It’s pretty major

10:48 AM

Massively major

10:49 AM

What do I name my lil dino? I’m not fussed with girl boy or null names, or even just appliances.

... Kevin. They look like a Kevin.

I was about to suggest Doe, but they Do look like a Kevin

Awwwwww it is so fluffy!!!

kevin......

What do I name my lil dino? I’m not fussed with girl boy or null names, or even just appliances.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump :OOOOO !!!!!! He's so cute !!!!! He does look like a Kevin though.

Hm, really? I was thinking more pancake… or waffle? Great now I’m hungry…

Your Danny sounds like a really nice guy. I hope he's doing okay.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump He is okay! Still tries to take on everything himself like a dork. I try to make sure he doesn't worry too much about me.

waffle is really cute though

Hm, really? I was thinking more pancake… or waffle? Great now I’m hungry…

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Muffin!!!

Hm, really? I was thinking more pancake… or waffle? Great now I’m hungry…

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Kevin Pancake...

first and last name? what a gentleman

No no!! Sir Dr. Kevin Pancake the third phD !!!!

what does he have a phd in

He got his doctorate in being awesome

10:55 AM

that or dance.

He is okay! Still tries to take on everything himself like a dork. I try to make sure he doesn't worry too much about me.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yeah that sounds like him.

10:56 AM

He got his doctorate in being awesome

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump How about awesome dancing??

yeah sure, Dr Kevin Pancake it is.

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He is okay! Still tries to take on everything himself like a dork. I try to make sure he doesn't worry too much about me.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump A Danny? Doing that? never /s

If you want to do it right you have to do it yourself.

yeah sure, Dr Kevin Pancake it is.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump >:D !!!! YEAH !!!!!!1

I love dr. kevin pancake..

HELLO DR KEVIN PANCAKE BIG FAN

Ahhh that is sooo cuuute!!! And the name is perfect!

A Danny? Doing that? never /s

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Does that mean you never outgrew that?

Does that mean you never outgrew that?

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Well, destroying the world certainly wasn't a communal effort.

If that was any darker, I'd need a flood light.

shrug

Every time you talk or I hear about shit you did, I have the sudden urge to hit you with a stick.

A common reaction I'm told.

I might as well fight you next. I am sure it will go well./s

Definitely a common reaction.

I'd pay to see that.

Hrm.

I might as well fight you next. I am sure it will go well./s

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Could be fun.

the hell happened here

12:22 PM

duel disk is going nuts with notifs

We witnessed the rise of a King.

12:28 PM

…really

12:28 PM

a stuffed animal

12:29 PM

come 2 think of it, Reira’s stuffed animal needs a better replacement

don’t disrespect Dr Pancake

definitely replacing

There’s an arcade in the bar

which bar and where

12:33 PM

that narrows things down by very little

I'd pay to see that.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Come on down to witness all 5'9" of a disabled lizard smacking tall world destroying idiots-in-recovery with a cane.

pfft

12:35 PM

that I got 2 see

[We pretend the mun tupperd right] Not a terribly new trick for me. Dragons in Kaidia were like what... six storeys at the shoulder? I would climb if necessary.

impressive

12:38 PM

would like to see your skill if I turned back to my true form (edited)

I am sure it would go well and I would not possibly get the glare of disappointment from my partner.

I’ll bring clear wing again

12:40 PM

other dragons want to say hi too

Huh, well that's good. Besides, I did tell you I was gonna punch you in the face. If I have to get a step stool I will.

oh? Is that a challenge

12:43 PM

don’t break your hand

Well I already knew you had a thick skull. I am sure my hand will survive.

12:48 PM

: )

yeah if it doesn’t get shattered in the process

Not any worse than what happened to my wings.

fighting talk I love it

12:49 PM

oh?

12:49 PM

interesting

Interesting is a word for it. Bitch broke my wings.

12:52 PM

Don’t need them to fight though.

12:52 PM

Hrm.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Worried?

so you’re grounded

12:53 PM

what a shame

12:53 PM

clear wing had delight in having some1 fly with her

Worried?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump No.

Yeah, definitely grounded. Miss the sky but... I have had about 300 years to get used to it.

12:59 PM

No.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Ah, of course. Just waiting to get smacked wirh a cane again.

clear wing had delight in having some1 fly with her

@THESupremeKing (@SKDZarc) - jump Seriously glad she gets to enjoy flying. In Kaidia, fucking up the wings is something you only did if your intention was to kill the other dragon. We... tended not to so that to each other. Though some were inherently cruel assholes so... yeah.

Ah, of course. Just waiting to get smacked wirh a cane again.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I'll get you a step-stool.

What a gentleman you are.

being grounded is pretty messed up ngl

3:13 PM

so someone tried to kill you (edited)

3:14 PM

and failed

Apparently Death also used the Kinsey Scale. /jk But yeah. She failed and I am still kicking. I assume she died with the rest of Kaidia.

good

Thank fuck. Don't need more of her shit about.

that’s the price for failure anyway

4:28 PM

deserved even

Well, she essentially got what she wanted. Everything dead. I am the one who failed really. Trying to save everyone.

why save everyone

4:29 PM

all it will do is bring u pain

4:29 PM

humans only know how to hurt others

4:29 PM

especially those not of their kind

Humans love. My mother loved. My mother stood up to dragons to protect my sister and I. A human saved my sister. Humans can be just as good or destructive as anyone else.

love? Don’t make me laugh

4:30 PM

love themselves prolly

Kaidian dragons can only be made if the bond mates actually love one another. I can doubt a lot of things, but my existence is proof of that at least.

4:31 PM

My parents loved each other. Enough to make my sister and I.

there will always be darkness in human hearts

4:31 PM

no matter how good they may be

4:31 PM

sooner or later

You sound like Sapphrin.

they will turn on u

4:31 PM

I speak from experience

4:32 PM

my only family who hasn’t betrayed me are my dragons

I speak from experience too, and I think I have a few centuries of it on you. I still owe you that punch to the face, I think. Maybe knock some experience into you.

and a human ripped them away from me and my body apart for 15 years

4:32 PM

relative life experience then

soneFhing wrong witrh yoy

I am sorry your experience with humans sucks, Zarc.

i Wsd murxedred buf,!!! Still thedres good hummas,,,

the crowds wanted bloodlust

4:33 PM

they didn’t hear the spirits suffer

4:33 PM

so I gave them what their hearts wanted

im log off befofre abgrry

no human is good unless they’re dead

Alright. That's it. I am finding you and smacking you.

looking forward to a fight

some chucklefuck in the bar who wants to kill

always like finding more challengers to beat

4:35 PM

ill be waiting

Someone in the bar too? Gross. Where are you at now Zarc?

Clear Wing dragged me back to cafe

Fantastic. Easier to find you.

dont keep me waiting (edited)

[original post] m durnk at bar and theres a Creature

IF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT SKULKTECH, THEY ARE COOL

[original post] m durnk at bar and theres a Creature

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump :O!!! What kinda creature?? Are they cute???

[A very blurry picture of Skulktech talking to Spectra, taken from behind. The lower half of the camera is covered up by something. Skulker took this picture from inside Technus's pocket.]

EW SPECTRA. >:C

THAT IS SKULKTECH, THEY ARE VERY NICE. ALSO FROM THE GENOCIDE TIMELINE

TELL SPECTRA I CALLED HER A WORTHLESS SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:CCCCCC

im so fuckgin durnk im not doing that

9:02 PM

inside technus pocket forever

DO NOT TALK ABOUT HARMING CORES IN ANY SORT OF WAY IN FRONT OF THEM

im inside technus pocket im not fuckigb talk to them

I KNOW, I THOUGHT I SHOULD WARN YOU ANYWAYS

thx i lov you

LOVE YOU TOO BIG GUY xox

yess big

9:07 PM

cant believ i was friendlh with spectra earlier shes a yan pakala

TO BE FAIR YOU WERE PRETTY DRUNK

oh wow spectra hust said smth thag got them all afeared

9:08 PM

im stil ldurnk

9:08 PM

and j tthink spectras a bitch

FAIR ENOUGH

9:08 PM

oh wow spectra hust said smth thag got them all afeared

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump OOP

not rtrying.

AND I AM PROUD OF YOJ FOR THAT

9:11 PM

YOU* SORRY I HAVE A KILLER ASS HEADACHE RIGHT NOW

they just left

OOP

:(

THERE THERE, IT WILL BE ALRIGHT NELOP

im outsidbetechnus pocket now

WONDERFUL!

9:27 PM

I AM IN MY BED

I love ma lumani, but I am going to figure out how to tie her to a bed for rest.

What the hell did she do now?

updaite spectra and i are coo l again

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump BOO >:p

she out me back in the suit

CONGRATS?

She still SUCKS AND IS THE WORST.

i mentionsed dans

She still SUCKS AND IS THE WORST.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump ya but my hobvy is killing ppl so i cant judge

What the hell did she do now?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Proclaimed loudly that she was going to punch a human hating dragon in the face.

Ah. So... a normal Tuesday.

For her, absolutely. It feels like it is going as well as it could.

ya but my hobvy is killing ppl so i cant judge

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Fair enough.

I wonder if we could get the yetis to build a tank at the apartment. Just dunk her in it.

prehsitruc clovis culture wikipedia

11:37 PM

when was prehistoric clovis culture wikiepdsia

11:38 PM

how to open wikipedia

This isn't google, but... here ya go. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clovis_culture

Clovis culture

The Clovis culture is an archaeological culture from the Paleoindian period of North America, spanning around 13,050 to 12,750 years Before Present. Found in localities across the continent, the type locality is Blackwater Draw locality No. 1 near Clovis, New Mexico, where stone tools were found in association with the remains of Columbian mammo...

11:40 PM

. . . oh that feels weird

thank you

11:40 PM

im very drunks

No problem. I have... no idea how I can share internet links on my coat, but... I can. Apparently.

. . . Okay I want to poke your coat and see if hyperlinks work on it.

hi champgane im very drunk did you knkw your nsme is an alochol

11:43 PM

This isn't google, but... here ya go. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clovis_culture

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump thats me btw thats when i was alive

. . . Okay I want to poke your coat and see if hyperlinks work on it.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump . . . hm. Not quite, it seems. I'm getting a more... textual read-out than an actual web page, and the format's a little weird. I think it only worked because I knew what to tack "Clovis_culture" onto the end of.

hi champgane im very drunk did you knkw your nsme is an alochol

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump I am unfortunately incredibly aware. Not sure what my mother was thinking.

11:46 PM

That is still incredible, Gerry.

11:47 PM

Also for amusement. ✨ ✨ ✨

I am unfortunately incredibly aware. Not sure what my mother was thinking.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump your my favourite human and i wont kill you ever i promis even if i really realky want to

Also for amusement. ✨ ✨ ✨

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Heh. nice

your my favourite human and i wont kill you ever i promis even if i really realky want to

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Oh... ah thank you Skulker.

12:10 AM

Heh. nice

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Your coat deserves some sparkles. Though now I am tempted to see if sending images works... Well... illustrations at least.

Could be fun to experiment with.

Hm... Hold on. [Image Posted: Charcoal Sketch of the creek by her house]

3

Oh, that's cool. Kinda wish I had a camera to take a proper picture of it.

Next time we meet then, I will get a picture for you. Maybe we can get you something for moments like this.

[original post] @NauticalNonsense IT IS TIME.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump [ELECTROTEK_SUPREME has deleted this post.]

[original post] If anyone needs me, I'll be figuring out how to suffocate myself.

it went well i assume

Please don't.

[[-9_Lives_2_Many- is offline.]] (edited)

What choice do I HAVE? I made an idiot out of myself because Technus bailed on me and I had to deal with some crazy pirate ghost that was trying to kill us! All our weapons were in a bag far from us and I couldn't even do anything.

[original post] If anyone needs me, I'll be figuring out how to suffocate myself.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump D: ?!?!?!?!? Are you okay???

What ghost was it??? Who do I need to beat up?

4

OH THAT GUY OFFERED TO HELP AND I FIGURED HE'D MAKE IT MORE CONVINCING THAN ME

I'm fine, not that it matters. And I don't even know- I don't need you to fight my battles.

SO I INVITED HIM B-)

3

. . . Did you try to set up a ghost fight to impress someone?

4

OH THAT GUY OFFERED TO HELP AND I FIGURED HE'D MAKE IT MORE CONVINCING THAN ME

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Oh so this is YOUR fault?? . Okay- no. It was a stupid idea. I'm still mad at you and all, but I also need to take a little accountability for this.

2:24 PM

. . . Did you try to set up a ghost fight to impress someone?

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump ...Yes.

I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GONNA BE THAT COOL

2:24 PM

I THOUGHT WE'D JUST HAVE SOME FUN. BUT THEN HE TURNED OUT TO BE SO COOL AT MAKING IT CONVINCING I REALIZED I COULDNT DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT BETTER

. . . Okay so you have the same braincell my Danny has. Good to know the universal constant is there.

6

Oh shut up

...Yes.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I knew it was a bad idea :C

Don’t disrespect your elders. [Not sent] Hehe I always wanted to say that.

Maybe you can still make it into a good thing? Salvage it?

. . . Okay so you have the same braincell my Danny has. Good to know the universal constant is there.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Mine's also a bit of a stupidhead sometimes O_O.

Maybe you can still make it into a good thing? Salvage it?

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Maybe...I might give him some space first, though. He was absoultely pissed after all of that.

Mine's also a bit of a stupidhead sometimes O_O.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Are you sure it is a good idea to ask him or anyone half him to do anything? What if the braincell split in half?

2:26 PM

Maybe...I might give him some space first, though. He was absoultely pissed after all of that.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump . . . Apologize with food.

That might be smart. I think a convo with Tenchus and your pirate might be a good idea too. But make sure you talk to this person you're trying to impress too, once he's a bit more calm. (edited)

2:28 PM

talking with them is a good chance to be honest and open about what happened and why

Are you sure it is a good idea to ask him or anyone half him to do anything? What if the braincell split in half?

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump ... Dakarai we're both genetic duplicates of him.

I know, and you know what I did recently.

Wow, didn't expect a barista to be so wise. Wait, that sounded like an insult.

I know, and you know what I did recently.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump ... Okay fair enough I suppose.

I know I am a disaster.

I think you have primary custody of the braincell

Like the bartender, the barista knows many things because we have seen you idiots do it.

You deserve a raise

Right, well. Food could work. He seemed to like my dad's fudge a lot.

his fudge slaps dude. maybe you can put together a care package- what else does this guy like huh?

Uhm.

do you really not know what else this guy likes?

Stand outside with a boom box. I saw it in a movie once.

Do you want me to ask him ?????? Who is it ?????

Uhhh of course I know things! Things that he likes. He likes many things.

dude, you have got to get to know him better if you're gonna be pining after him and sending pirate ghosts after him

2:41 PM

sending pirates after him is not a love language

I dunno if someone sent a pirate after me I would consider that hot

I'm not in love with him!

IT WOULD DEPEND WHICH PIRATE

2:43 PM

YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE ASKED KEEL

The plan wasn't to send a pirate. The plan was to send a TECHNUS.

That is definitly not a love language

AND THE TECHNUS SENT A PIRATE.

If you want a matchmaker Daniel you should have just asked

I HELPED.

FUCK YOU.

Not that I was successful last time i tried lol

I FIGURED IT WAS BETTER THAN MAYBE POSSIBLY ELECTROCUTING SOMEONE.

Can't two guys just be friends? . Oh my god I still have his shirt.

GAY

i man you're trying really hard to impress him, sounds like there's more going on there

LOL?

wait was your original plan to go to a place with water with a technus?

2:47 PM

because there's no easy that could have gone wrong at all

YES THAT'S WHY WHEN THE PIRATE SHOWED UP I GOT OUT OF THE WAY

hey bud maybe you need some advice from someone who's still grounded to reality.

I'm not taking advice from someone dating a fruit loop. LOOK- it was a good place far away from Amity Park-

water and electricity don't mix dude. That. Would have gone poorly regardless. If anything you were probably better off with the pirate.

water and electricity don't mix dude. That. Would have gone poorly regardless. If anything you were probably better off with the...

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Danny is an idiot- I get it dude! Can we PLEASE move on-

2:49 PM

Technus volunteered, it didn't HAVE to be him-

just. Maybe next time run the idea through us or something. Make sure they sound good. You had good intentions but not the best execution, can't fault you for trying

I VOLUNTEERED BEFORE I KNEW WHERE YOU WERE GOING

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump And you still went for it until the last minute? You could have changed your mind and not waste my time.

Danny that could have killed someone this fucker is not waterproof in the slightest

I WAS BRINGING A SHOWER CAP NICO

Okay how about I just never speak to any Technus ever again? That way everyone wins

And you still went for it until the last minute? You could have changed your mind and not waste my time.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I AM A SUCKER FOR SUPERVILLAINY AND ALSO CERTIFIABLY INSANE

well we knew that

Okay how about I just never speak to any Technus ever again? That way everyone wins

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump MEAN

I'll figure something out, okay? I need to dry off and figure out how to get this shirt back to him.

You have his shirt??

He... gave it to me to wear.

That's kinda gay

BAAHAHHAHAH

OH COME ON

DANNY!!!!!!!!

look, just give him time to cool off, have a convo with the pirate and maybe technus and set shit straight, and then talk to your friend, alright?

2:55 PM

when you talk to him just be as honest as you can be, that should help. Along with fudge.

Okay okay. Sounds good. I'm just glad school is almost done for the year so I don't have to worry about any awkward encounters.

You absolutely just cursed yourself to a lifetime of awkward encounters.

don't beat yourself up too much, and don't count this as a loss yet, just one thing at a time.

You absolutely just cursed yourself to a lifetime of awkward encounters.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Like CCC said, it'll be fine. I just have to give him some time.

Time is good.

...Maybe I should get him some cologne too.

4

what makes you say that?

No reason....

. dan take his shirt off. you're being weird.

I'm 16.

jesus....

...Maybe I should get him some cologne too.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump 0u0 do you like like him ??????

0u0 do you like like him ??????

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I dont think I do?? You guys are making me question way too much.

3:10 PM

jesus....

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump SHUT UP.

I dont think I do?? You guys are making me question way too much.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I hope things get sorted out between you either way.

That braincell is working overtime. You should nap

Trust me, I'll nap until I'm double dead.

You can't blame me, it's like looking at my past.....

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump

[[-9_Lives_2_Many- is online.]]

Hey guys, what I miss?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump LUCY'S MISSING

3:24 PM

IF YOU SEE LUCY MESSAGE @Vlad_Masters IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!

oh shit lucy???

Also i'm okay now and sorry for melting on you :'C

Lucy’s missing? Anyone know where she was last? No no it’s ok, I’m just glad you’re ok. (edited)

Lucy’s missing? Anyone know where she was last? No no it’s ok, I’m just glad you’re ok.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump You'd have to ask her dad probably,, I haven't seen her.

Is he not here right now?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Maybe he put his phone down or something idk I'm panicking a little :'CCCCCCCC

I wish I could beat him up but I am currently banned from his universe for my own good

...Maybe I should get him some cologne too.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Why does the guy need cologne? …Wait you have mhis shirt?

Why does the guy need cologne? …Wait you have mhis shirt?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Mind your own business. I'm in a sour mood and don't need to deal with you right now.

. . .

3:33 PM

‍♂️

Oh you’re in a sour mood? >>

Yeah? Am I not allowed to be in a bad mood if you're also in a bad mood? Which is all the time?

boys please

. . . This is painful.

pfsh… I’m not gonna respond to him anymore. Dude can go cry about it in his journal.

journal?

What's wrong with a journal?

pfsh… I’m not gonna respond to him anymore. Dude can go cry about it in his journal.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump How do you know I have a journal? HAVE YOU BEEN SNOOPING IN MY ROOM? I KNEW IT. YOU ARE OBSESSED!

HOLY SHIT DID YOU READ HIS FUCKING DIARY.

What?! No! I didn’t! I just assumed the dude has one!

3:36 PM

So people still have those? (edited)

jfc

Hang on- why is there a hole in it?

How would I know? -_-

Why are you two arguing about a stupid journal when Lucy's missing ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

3:38 PM

Sorry I'm jsut really freaked out :'C

I think we have people sorting that out- but the arguing is still stupid

He’s accusing me of stuff >>

I CAN SEND PROOF.

DANNY CAN WE JUST WAIT UNTIL LUCY'S OKAY FIRST ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

I can't believe I share genetics with you.

5

3:39 PM

Not you, Dani. You're cool.

Vlad’s on it.

3:40 PM

I checked in on him like you said. Also the proof is what, a hole?

3:40 PM

Anything could have made that >>

Not you, Dani. You're cool.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump It's okay I assumed,,

Anything could have made that >>

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Well it wasn't me!

Well it wasn't me!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump DANNY. IMAGINE I AM HITTING YOU SOFTLY WITH A CARDBOARD TUBE OR SOMETHING CUZ I CAN'T DO THAT OVER THE INTERNET!!!!! BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK

Maybe a ghost did it -_-

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump YOU ARE THE GHOST.

do i need to call your dad

I am going to go and garden and talk to my plants.

Yeah. Get his dad on him.

I can't deal with this right now I'm gonna lock myself in my room and have a panic attack or something.

Why do you even have my dad's number?

hes my dealer (of fudge)

I can't deal with this right now I'm gonna lock myself in my room and have a panic attack or something.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump ARE YOU ALRIGHT WHAT IS WRONG MY CHILD [has not been checking whisprr this mf hungover]

ARE YOU ALRIGHT WHAT IS WRONG MY CHILD [has not been checking whisprr this mf hungover]

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Lunatic Walker probably murdered lucy or something and i'm next and i'm terrified and Danny won't stop being an idiot about having a crush on aether or whatever.

I DO NOT.

woah woah woah

3:48 PM

wh. what.

DO NOT WORRY I AM SURE IT IS FINE

Lunatic Walker probably murdered lucy or something and i'm next and i'm terrified and Danny won't stop being an idiot about hav...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump He's not going to get the chance for you to be next.

…I’m sorry???

WALKERS AN IDIOT BUT HES NOT THAT FUCKING STUPID

WAIT. HE WAS GOING IN REVERSE ORDER RIGHT?

3:49 PM

DIDNT WE FIGURE THAT OUT?

Wait what is going on?

YEAH BUT. If he skipped us Lucy would be next but he wouldnt just. Kill her. She'd kick his ass.

Wait what is going on?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump LUCY'S MISSING AND SHE WAS NEXT ON WALKER'S HIT LIST AND I'M RIGHT AFTER HER I THINK I'M GONNA DIE I DON'T WANNA DIE AGAIN.

POISE SHOULD HAVE BEEN NEXT, IN THAT CASE. AND THEN ME AND/OR THE OTHER TECHNUS. THIS MEANS THAT HE'S THROWN THE ORDER ASIDE ENTIRELY. EVERYONE WHO WAS AT THE PRISON BREAK SHOULD BE CAREFUL.

Oh fuck

What

shit- guess theres no point in keeping it under wraps if he's going rogue now. poor judys working overtime

LUCY'S MISSING AND SHE WAS NEXT ON WALKER'S HIT LIST AND I'M RIGHT AFTER HER I THINK I'M GONNA DIE I DON'T WANNA DIE AGAIN.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Dani, calm down. You’ll be fine…

I HAVE THE PRISON BREAK RECORDED. POISE SHOULD'VE BEEN NEXT IN REVERSE ALPHABETICAL ORDER BASED ON FIRST NAMES, AND THEN ME.

Dani, calm down. You’ll be fine…

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump NO I WON'T IF HE GOT LUCY THEN THERE'S NO WAY I CAN DO ANYTHING I'M SO FLMISY AND WEAK COMPARED TO HERRRRRRR DDDDDD:

. . . hrm. Dani, I'm coming over.

ohhhhhhh jesus christ. uhhh im gonna go tell hardy whats going on.......and see if we can actually. contact judy?

tf happened

So he’s just attacking people from that event at random? Dani you’ll be fine, you can stay at my place. I should be last on that list.

THE LIST IS GONE AETHER.

…

Unless Poise is dead in a ditch somewhere. Has anyone heard from that guy?

3:52 PM

He left the bar last night

No

dont think so

Unless Poise is dead in a ditch somewhere. Has anyone heard from that guy?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump WE WOULD HAVE BEEN NEXT AFTER POISE BUT BEFORE LUCY.

I am. So fucking scared right now.

Plenty of time to be murked

No, I have not heard from Skittles recently

WALKER HASN'T HURT ME OR YOU SO HE MUST HAVE THROWN THE ORDER OUT.

on secnd thought, i dont wanna know, too busy with crap, yall have fun

WE WOULD HAVE BEEN NEXT AFTER POISE BUT BEFORE LUCY.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Apparently I am not on his shitlist thanks to my idiot husband but i doubt that will last for very long.

NO I WON'T IF HE GOT LUCY THEN THERE'S NO WAY I CAN DO ANYTHING I'M SO FLMISY AND WEAK COMPARED TO HERRRRRRR DDDDDD:

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I would never let anyone hurt you.

does poise even talk to anybody outside of the bar? (edited)

Apparently I am not on his shitlist thanks to my idiot husband but i doubt that will last for very long.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump AH. I STILL AM THOUGH.

Unless hes forgotten there were two of us? Fucking whatever it doesnt matter, if hes on the war path we're fucked whatever order

Me and Poise aren’t talking

I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I DOUBT HE CAN SERIOUSLY HARM ME. I AM WILLING TO ACT AS A DISTRACTION/DECOY/TARGET IF ANYONE NEEDS IT.

I would never let anyone hurt you.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Lunatic Walker is suepr nuts and fucked up !! Please don't get yourself on his shit list :CCC

does poise even talk to anybody outside of the bar?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I have not had a normal conversation with that man. ever. i think.

I WOULD RATHER IF NO ONE GETS IN THE WAY OF BEING MURDERED ACTUALLY

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump CORES FROM MY WORLD LITERALLY CANNOT BE TOUCHED.

3:54 PM

THAT'S WHY I AM OFFERING.

Lunatic Walker is suepr nuts and fucked up !! Please don't get yourself on his shit list :CCC

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump He would be on mine if he hurt you. You are basically my sister.

CORES FROM MY WORLD LITERALLY CANNOT BE TOUCHED.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump :( I KNOW BUT I STILL DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF HIM HURTING YOU.

I have not had a normal conversation with that man. ever. i think.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump last time i properly spoke to him he flirted with me and ever since he gave me the ick so....

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO MURDER ME, AND I EXPLODE WHEN CORED, SO THE EXPLOSION WOULD PROVIDE A DISTRACTION.

THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY BETTER,,

He would be on mine if he hurt you. You are basically my sister.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I love you too but please be safe ??? :'ccc

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO MURDER ME, AND I EXPLODE WHEN CORED, SO THE EXPLOSION WOULD PROVIDE A DISTRACTION.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Not impossible for him to do something worse than murder. Believe me I have been in that prison.

:( I KNOW BUT I STILL DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF HIM HURTING YOU.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I WILL BE FINE NICOLAI <3 LISTEN I AM A WEIRDO I DO THESE THINGS. I HAVE SELF DESTRUCTED MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE. IT IS NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME.

I will be. I'll make sure to watch my back... but if you need me I'll be there, okay?

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO MURDER ME, AND I EXPLODE WHEN CORED, SO THE EXPLOSION WOULD PROVIDE A DISTRACTION.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Wouldn’t out it past him to do worse…

I am going to go check the prison.

I WILL BE FINE NICOLAI <3 LISTEN I AM A WEIRDO I DO THESE THINGS. I HAVE SELF DESTRUCTED MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE. IT IS NOT A PROB...

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump BRAINY. NICK. NICK. DO NOT FIGHT THE WARDEN. I WILL GENUINELY GET ON MY KNEES AND BEG

BRAINY. NICK. NICK. DO NOT FIGHT THE WARDEN. I WILL GENUINELY GET ON MY KNEES AND BEG

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump NICKY. THERE ARE CHILDREN AT STAKE HERE AND I'M WORRIED.

do ya'll not have anyone that can keep ya'll safe or help?

I AM SCARED FOR THEM, BUT NOT FOR MYSELF. I WOULD RATHER HE HURT ME, AN ADULT WHO CAN TURN OFF MY PAIN SENSORS AND IS ABLE TO CORE MYSELF ON COMMAND; RATHER THAN A CHILD. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE CHILDREN INVOLVED IN THIS INCIDENT ARE ALL ONLY HALF-GHOST. AETHER, DANI- IF YOU NEED A DISTRACTION, CALL ME.

Wait, why isn’t Judy here?

3:57 PM

Normally she’d be online when we talk about this.

I AM SCARED FOR THEM, BUT NOT FOR MYSELF. I WOULD RATHER HE HURT ME, AN ADULT WHO CAN TURN OFF MY PAIN SENSORS AND IS ABLE TO CO...

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump THEN WE GET ALL OF THE CHILDREN TO A NEUTRAL ZONE THAT THE WARDEN DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT

she might be working at the prison overtime. when I left it seemed like she was planning on doing what she did to me with others- just an inkling. she tends to overwork herself

yeah that seems about right.

3:58 PM

she hasnt been home in days

THEN WE GET ALL OF THE CHILDREN TO A NEUTRAL ZONE THAT THE WARDEN DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump …Hrm… Well I know one place the warden shouldn’t know about.

I KNOW OF A COUPLE OF PLACES AS WELL, WE CAN MAKE A LIST OR SOMETHING, MOVE BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THEM IF NEEDED

There’s a hidden chamber beneath Pariah’s Keep in a secret room. I don’t think even Walker would dare go into that place.

THEN WE GET ALL OF THE CHILDREN TO A NEUTRAL ZONE THAT THE WARDEN DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump THIS ENTIRE THING IS MY FAULT ANYWAYS.

There’s a hidden chamber beneath Pariah’s Keep in a secret room. I don’t think even Walker would dare go into that place.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump DUDE DO NOT SHARE THAT ONLINE?????? WHAT IF HE SEES??

There’s a hidden chamber beneath Pariah’s Keep in a secret room. I don’t think even Walker would dare go into that place.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Does Walker have social media?

AT LEAST LET ME DO SOMETHING TO HELP.

WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP IS KEEP YOURSELF AND OTHER TARGETS HIDDEN. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HELP IF YOU ARE A CORE

. . . I could claim the Keep. Deactivate the traps and keep the kids safe.

6

He doesn’t know where the chamber is or how to get in -_-

If he touches the kids i am going to lose my cool very quickly

. . . I could claim the Keep. Deactivate the traps and keep the kids safe.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Please be safe.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO. I'M TOO IMPULSIVE. I STARTED THIS WHOLE THING BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW STRONG THIS WALKER WAS, AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO PISS HIM OFF. NOW EVERYONE IS IN DANGER AND IT'S MY FAULT AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN STOP MYSELF FROM BEING IMPULSIVE AGAIN.

He doesn’t know where the chamber is or how to get in -_-

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump HE IS FUCKING BAT SHIT INSANE, HE WILL PROBABLY DESTROY THE DAMN KEEP TO FIND THE CHAMBER

This is not your fault

AT LEAST AS A CORE, I WILL INCONVENIENCE HIM WITH THE RESULT OF MY TEMPORARY "DEATH."

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO. I'M TOO IMPULSIVE. I STARTED THIS WHOLE THING BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW STRONG THIS WALKER WAS, AND ...

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT

HE ONLY KIDNAPPED JUDY THAT FIRST TIME BECAUSE JUDY WAS TRYING TO DEFEND ME.

HE IS FUCKING BAT SHIT INSANE, HE WILL PROBABLY DESTROY THE DAMN KEEP TO FIND THE CHAMBER

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Which is why I can step in and protect it. As an outer ring of defense.

He would of found a reason. If it was not you it would have been someone else.

Judy wouldn't want you to think like that, Tech.

And... I know where the chamber is, too, and how to access it. I figured it out a couple years ago.

AND NOW SHE'S STUCK IN A CONTRACT WORKING FOR THE GUY.

HE ONLY KIDNAPPED JUDY THAT FIRST TIME BECAUSE JUDY WAS TRYING TO DEFEND ME.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump YOU DID NOT FORCE HIS HAND INTO KIDNAPPING HER, IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT

I’m gonna head to the Keep to see if the chamber’s still accessible, if anyone wants to come with me I’ll be in the bar for a bit.

And... I know where the chamber is, too, and how to access it. I figured it out a couple years ago.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump OKAY, BUT MAYBE WE SAVE THAT AS A LAST RESORT IN CASE HE IS READING THIS?

Hm. Fair.

Sure, I’m still going to check it out regardless.

ALRIGHT

SOMEONE SHOT THE BABY

Can people stop targeting children.

christ???

IF I HEAR ANOTHER CHILD IS HURT I AM GOING TO CONFRONT THE WARDEN MYSELF E'J VOUS EN PRIS

NICKY YOUR CORE CAN BE HARMED. MINE CAN'T. DO NOT PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER YOU ARE MORE AT RISK THAN ME.

I would offer to help stab or protect, but I am currently about as useful as a bear skin rug.

NICKY YOUR CORE CAN BE HARMED. MINE CAN'T. DO NOT PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER YOU ARE MORE AT RISK THAN ME.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump WELL THEN YOU STOP SAYING YOU WILL PUT YOURSELF IN HARMS WAY WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD AT HOME

I AM PANICKING.

Then reboot you dingus!

THEN LOG OFF AND VISIT SOMEONE YOU FEEL SAFE WITH

[original post] @Teeny_Tamagotchi MAY NOT BE HOME TODAY I AM HAVING REALLY REALLY BAD BRAIN PROBLEMS I NEED TO REBOOT

Okay! Stay safe please

I WILL STAY AS SAFE AS I CAN

Thank you!

He did it.

Bastard

oh my god. poor lucy...

Ah. Well. Sure hope he likes death.

He did it.

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I am going to fucking shatter him.

I believe we all are. Yes.

what do you mean he shot lucy

Walker got a gun. Put a bullet in it. Took aim. Shot Lucy.

4:56 PM

that sum it up?

wtaf

4:58 PM

well his stupid fucking prison is mostly empty now. feel free to blow it up or whatever you want.

godspeed judy

hey when you all shatter walker can you do it in a way that leaves a body behind bc i want to use his bones

I will be completely useless in fighting for the most part this time around

judy how would you feel about a jewelry set earrings made of core shards and a necklace made of bone beads

5:10 PM

you deserve it

5:10 PM

i mean to be give to you

5:10 PM

as gift

5:10 PM

made from dick walker

i can fght, ill get one in on him 4 u. no 1 hurts kidz n gets away wit it.

im too hung over to go after him today but i can lend weapons

Are you fucking serious

5:14 PM

Oh he's fucked. This time I'm doing him in for good.

guys he just left???????

Hello. I'm new here, very new. A young girl was shot, and this was the information I got. [Post of boot prints] At the snowy isles, a tracker woman is there.

I feel like we shouldn’t just wait around for this guy to attack us.

5:44 PM

I feel like us running and hiding’s what he wants

i mean you have a point

We should wait for him to go back to the prison and just attack him

Where the fuck has he gone though, waiting for him to go back means we are letting him run loose until he decides hes had enough of murking kids.

He's weaker outside the prison. I say we hunt him down now while he's at a disadvanatage.

also a good point. shit. hes probably trying to find his next target. and theres no chance he'll go after the same people twice, right?

He might do Crimson I would get somewhere safe asap

5:48 PM

do you need me to come over?

if you want to? i wouldn't be against it- but I also dont wanna be a waste on anybody else that needs the protection

You can stay at my place if needed.

Do you and Dani want to come over to mine? and anyone else actually. Aether you are on his shit list too remember please be careful

I’m always careful.

hey strength in numbers, right? maybe it is best to have as many of us in a single place to reduce the harm. im also not too keen on being alone since...the nasty burger incident.

…Sorry about that. I had you right in front of me.

man its fine- plus that hardly matters right now. we can talk it out more as soon as we're somewhere safe

Right, right, well we’re getting the Keep prepared just in case.

is The Keep like a last resort safe place?

Yeah, but if you really want to go there now then you can.

5:57 PM

Not right now

right okay. should we meet at tech's place? or your place? i just wanna know where we're headinh

I can supply and build weapons for anyone who wants them, just say the word

You can go to Tech’s place, I’ll head over there when the Keep’s all set up.

ok cool. see you there in a sec, tech

See you soon

judy how would you feel about a jewelry set earrings made of core shards and a necklace made of bone beads

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Fuck Yes.

lucys fine

6:03 PM

someone tell Danielle shes fine

Will do.

Oh good.

thank fuck

Phew… Keep her safe.

[ELECTROTEK_SUPREME is ONLINE.] WHAT DID I MISS (edited)

LUCY IS ALRIGHT, SOME OF US ARE PLANNING ON FUCKING UP THE WARDEN, AND POTENTIAL TARGETS ARE TO STAY SAFE

6:25 PM

I AM PROBABLY GOING TO BUILD SOME WEAPONS

DON'T LEAVE THE BAR THEN. GOT IT.

do u ned more fghtrs? I can lnd a fightng hand

Hello everyone. The tracker is at the snowy isles, and can track who shot the young girl.

Tracker? Might be useful in finding the fucker. He's gone back to the prison but left since so

[original post] what do when ghost bleed from core bc blood blossom

PLEASE do not make my condition public, I will be FINE

no one would know it abt you unless you post something

Get them to a doctor?!?

where doctor

I am a doctor, I will be fine

Frostbite's tribe has Core specialists, in the Far Frozen.

Yes and I am electing to fix this issue myself thank you

for fucks sake why does this keep happening to you nick

7:41 PM

my heart cannot take it

There should be a hall of Egyptian physicians to the north, too.

was not even my fault this time

my heart cannot take it

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I am sorry, I will be fine though this has happened before

7:42 PM

Do not worry

I'd send Gunther but the last time i did that SKULKER KILLED HIM and i have not seen him SINCE

Cunty I love you but every time you have sent Gunther I have ended up having panic attacks, because, ironically enough, I am terrified of doctors

who am i meant to send to help when you are practically killing yourself constantly!!!

Yourself??

7:53 PM

For emotional support

7:53 PM

I do my medical care myself

I cannot. not all the time. I am not strong enough.

Understandable

8:10 PM

Also Skulker is tying me to his chair right now

hot. have fun.

have fun...?

:(

Hello. This is Hardison.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump :"CCC is Ms. Judy okay???? :"CC

HARDY

[@xXBingle_BongleXx is Offline] (edited)

She's currently in bed with a high fever and other illness related issues.

Fuck.

She's currently in bed with a high fever and other illness related issues.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump DDDDDDDD: !!!!! Oh no poor Ms. Judy,,,, can you tell her I said that I hope she'll feel better soon?? :'C

I will. This is not the first time she's done this with overwork.

....She is keeping hold of a specific...action. So please shatter Dick quickly.

. . . A woman after my own heart.

8:53 PM

Hope she pulls through well enough.

I will. This is not the first time she's done this with overwork.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I made this for her can you show her ??

5

She started crying I think she likes it quite well.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ...Good crying right? O-O

Yes.

Okay good then. Thank you Mr. Walker.

You take care of yourself too, kid.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'll do my best!!

WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING A GUN DOWNSTAIRS????

sOMEONE IS WHAT WHREE?

I THOUGHT VIOLENCE WASNT ALLOWED HERE

SORRY I AM HALF ASLEEP WHERE THE FUCK

SHANIAS BAR

HOLD ON I WILL TRY TO GET TO YOU

9:36 PM

DEPENDS ON IF SKULKER LETS ME-

I mean. It's probably Shania, right?

THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME ANY LESS CONCERNED

I AM NOT LEAVING THIS FUCKING ROOM.

yeah true and fair

I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO LEAVE THE ROOM I AM SIMPLY GOING TO JOIN YOU

PLEASE STAY SAFE NICKY.

9:37 PM

I AM UPSTAIRS IN HIDING.

DM ME WHICH ROOM I WILL TELEPORT TO YOU

[DM'd.]

any update on..whatever happened?

HIDING WITH SKULKER AND NICKY RN. NO CLUE WHATS GOING ON DOWNSTAIRS BUT THE GUNSHOTS STOPPED.

AND I WAS HANDCUFFED BY SKULKER

Walker arrived. Shania shot him. He's acting erratic and strange (more than usual) so you made a good call staying upstairs.

WHAT

He's left now. I can see Beau and Ben and the others outside.

It is Dick, right? No more fake shenanigans?

I would recognize him anywhere, believe me.

Good. Just... making sure

GOING TO BARRICADE THE DOOR NOW

Wait, why is this guy just wandering around?

[A picture of the furniture barricading the door.] I AM VERY STRESSED SO I AM SOLVING MY STRESS WITH INTERNET. WILL BE LIVEBLOGGING THIS

Wait, why is this guy just wandering around?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump From what I've been able to discern, he left the prison and there's a group that's been tracking him since.

…That just… feels too easy.

yeah...im keeping gramps here on lockdown. he was about to 'fly the coop' as sid would say

If it kills him, I don't much care how easy it is.

WHO IS IN THE GROUP

Hrm… I’m still keeping an eye out over here, this doesn’t feel right.

I saw Ben, Beau, some red woman, Neferu, and one of the Phantoms.

PHANTOMS AS IN DAN OR DANNY?

Dan.

OKAY I WILL TELL THE OTHERS WITH ME

id cum hlp but thres trunble at the islnds, nut sur wut im loking at yet. R thr othr gud fghtrs that can help u guyz?

you'll what

YOU ARE GOING TO WHAT

I'm still keeping an eye on Dani, so it'd be the other me.

NICKY I AM TELLING YOU AND SKULKER.

Tenzin i am crying tears dont do this to me

Kill him

…So… if he’s being killed should I tell Phantom (king guy) to stop prepping the keep?

Hard to say. I wish I could say I was watching but.

Well it seems a lil pointless to tidy this place up for nothing -_-

COULD USE IT AS A PARTY FOR KILLING HIM

cud b a gud place n case mure shit gos sidewyz

SKULKER SAYS SAVE SOME BONES, HE'S GOING TO USE THEM TO MAKE JEWELRY FOR JUDY

And risk breaking the tyrant out? No.

Why not drop the tyrant in a black hole or something?

There’s no black hole here. -_-

MAKE ONE THEN

iznt thre a gud plce 2 put them insde the place?

Pick him up, and move him to one. Or does the coffin only work in that location?

‘make one’, yeah I’ll just grab my interstellar cookbook.

10:29 PM

From what I remember… I think so?

‘make one’, yeah I’ll just grab my interstellar cookbook.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump WHAT, HAVE YOU NEVER MADE A BLACK HOLE BEFORE?

Hm. Well, someone should probably figure something out... that seems a pretty big security risk in general.

10:31 PM

WHAT, HAVE YOU NEVER MADE A BLACK HOLE BEFORE?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump He's not a Gardevoir.

I AM NOT A GARDEVOIR EITHER, BUT HERE WE ARE

…Gardevoir?

IT'S A POKEMON. IT CAN MAKE BLACK HOLES.

sick pokemon reference

…Ok? Anyway

10:36 PM

What’s happening with Walker now? He dead yet?

NO CLUE

Can Shan not look out a window???

the faster dick dies the faster i can get out of tech's lair. hes driving me mad

Can Shan not look out a window???

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'm making her not watch, but I can check.

I'm making her not watch, but I can check.

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Check then.

...he is on fire.

…Ok?

And Daniel is straddling him.

4

OH DAMN

Is he...usually like this.

. . .

UH,, WHICH DAN IS IT?

10:43 PM

I HAVE ONLY MET ONE

. . .

And Daniel is straddling him.

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump DAN? THE GENOCIDE ONE?

Yeah. The one who isn't HellAndBack

ise e

Oh that one.

DAN? THE GENOCIDE ONE?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Technically, we're both the genocide one. But it's the other one. I'm being threatened by Jazz at the moment.

.

10:44 PM

He gets that from Vlad.

to-may-toe to-mah-to, you get what I mean.

10:44 PM

He gets that from Vlad.

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump tracks

What, the straddling?

the weird gay shit in wrong situations

3

....yeah.

i feel fucking insane

10:45 PM

Crimson get the donkey please

GET THE WHAT

im not dealing with that hellspawn

WHAT

GET ETH WHAT

10:46 PM

THE*

WHY DO YOU ONLY HAVE HAUNTED BOARD GAMES

LOLLLL

going to aether's next time

I guarantee no weird haunted boardgames.

dan just bit into the core like an apple im feeling rather faint

..I would too tbh

I WISH I COULD DO THAT WITHOUT GETTING FUCKING KURU

Serves the Dick right.

…Hm.

... Ew. Don't eat that, you get indigestion that way.

tastes bad.

4

DAMN

Hah.

yeah i assume a core wouldnt taste very good like generally

The one from before did!

4

10:55 PM

well it tasted like black licorice but this one just tastes bad

…Not commenting on that >>

. . .

Why the hell are you eating them? That's how you get some sort of freaky prion disease.

its from the universes that HAVE edible cores

Huh. Weird. . . . [not sent: Kind of want to try it...]

10:57 PM

Anyway, not surprised his tastes like shit.

I just remembered why i dont like talking to you, dan

ANYWAYS hes dead now <3 who wanted his core?

ME

donkey has me help

I AM GOING TO MAKE JEWELRY FOR JUDY WITH HIS CORE

ME

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump where you at tech

donkey has me help

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump if dicks dead that means I can leave right

…He’s dead? Just like that?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump i mean. I have his core half bitten into in my hands? And he dissipated?

10:58 PM

Killing someone is rarely as dramatic as we'd like it to be unfortunately.

2

where you at tech

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump UPSTAIRS IN SHANIAS, I CAN DM YOU THE ROOM

UPSTAIRS IN SHANIAS, I CAN DM YOU THE ROOM

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump

[DMed!]

…I’m aware, I just figured he’d be more… I dunno.

Killing someone is rarely as dramatic as we'd like it to be unfortunately.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Mood.

That seems weirdly easy.

Yeah… But sure. If he’s dead then he’s dead.

If he's still alive, I'll just do it again.

You take far too much enjoyment in Shattering others...

I just woke up..what did I miss?

DAN COMMITTED MURDER

You take far too much enjoyment in Shattering others...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump MAN.

11:02 PM

id rather be the one to shatter than have the bird, the wet blanket, or red do it. catgirl probably would have been fine w it but STILL

4

DAN COMMITTED MURDER

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump .

Sure, but there is doing it out of necessity and whatever you are doing.

Dick shot Lucy. It's good riddance at this point.

IT WAS OF A WALKER SO I DONT RLLY CARE THOUGH

.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump NECESSARY MURDER

OFFICER DOWN

11:03 PM

FUCK THE POLICE

Not arguing with that

OH okay thats fine then

3

So he is actually dead? just like that? hes fucked?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Gonna text you a picture real quick hold on

11:03 PM

[texts technus a picture of a core with a bite mark out of it]

…That’s his core? Didn’t expect it to look so boring.

RIGHT??? It literally tasted like wet sand. Hardy's is COOL at least!!!!!

[vommitting all over a 5inch tall possessed Donkey]

....is that what cores look like?

Not all cores, no. Everyone’s core is unique to themselves.

thats like saying 'everyone's liver is different', you know what I mean. (edited)

Gross!

Well generally they’re like marbles with swirly stuff in them, but they can also look more wispy too, just depends on the core type I guess

cool cool

Did you really have to bite into it though? Seems a little excessive

I wanted to compare and contrast!

11:11 PM

Proper science.

3

You call that science?

…I mean they are all unique

,,wonder what mine tastes like

I could find out!

NO THANKS.

Don't.

;)

im scared again

. . . Adding you to my punching list.

11:14 PM

After the yetis clear me at least.

;)

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .

HEY it's possible to taste cores without killing someone!!!!!! I promise I'm a good boy

...THAT HAS WEIRD IMPLICATIONS

11:14 PM

AND MAKES ME WANT TO LICK A CORE FOR SOME REASON.

im logging off

Wow

im nothing but weird implications bayyyybeeeee

11:15 PM

i might be on a mild emotional high

I can see what half apparently was dominant in your existence.

Yeah. Danny.

Yeah not the vibes I am getting.

. . .

AND MAKES ME WANT TO LICK A CORE FOR SOME REASON.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump .

11:16 PM

DO NOT

Yeah. Danny.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump OH bull

Phantom definitely doesn't act like that.

DO NOT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump I WON'T.

Phantom definitely doesn't act like that.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Thanks, it's the ✨ depression ✨

I AM NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING WEIRD TO YOUR CORE WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION PROMISE

OH bull

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I think I'd KNOW hmmm?

I WON'T.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump ~~AT LEAST NOT IN PUBLIC~~

I think I'd KNOW hmmm?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'm normal actually!

I'm normal actually!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Hahahaha

Thanks, it's the ✨ depression ✨

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Pffft, so you normally would act like that?

Not exactly.

I AM.

I'm normal actually!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump HAHAHHAAHA

11:18 PM

god i forgot how funny i was

STOP LAUGHING.

The denial is adorable.

11:19 PM

Dan-ial, even.

Its not like youll Turn Into Me....But man, you can't deny how similar we are at times.

Name one weird thing I've done! ...Today doesn't count.

Not exactly.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Then my point still stands. Your sense of humor is better. Inferno, that was terrible. Boo.

Name one weird thing I've done! ...Today doesn't count.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump . . . Do you really want me to? Look inside yourself. Do you really want me to?

. . . Do you really want me to? Look inside yourself. Do you really want me to?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Actually you're right. I'd prefer if you shut your mouth forever.

:3

Ahahahaha We could quite easily make a list.

CHANGED MY MIND

The crushes alone...

We are NOT talking about that!

:3

Not to mention the sheer obliviousness

STILL cant believe you said you had a crush on your...you know who

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Come on man. Yes you can.

I literally cannot.

Wait are you talking about Clockwork or someone else. I'm a guy with a lot of love to experience after all.

Well... this is an improvement in topics.

Wait are you talking about Clockwork or someone else. I'm a guy with a lot of love to experience after all.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump WELL HIM TOO. I GUESS.

11:25 PM

The other one!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Desiree?

No- DESIREE?

3

Yeah, I'm curious who you mean now, and why you seem so reluctant to name them.

hi im at the bar- is dan gone or is he still being a freak

No- DESIREE?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Fright?

The more people you name the more I want to die.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ..............................Wulf?

4

NEVER.

Fright?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I mean...

I mean...

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump RIGHT.

3

fright can kinda get it though

NEVER.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm just trying to figure out who you mean!

WELL IM NOT GONNA SAY IT NOW!

. . . Is it Vlad?

WELL IM NOT GONNA SAY IT NOW!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ...That hot chick Crimson sometimes hangs out with?

what hot chick?

Did you really have to say his name?

what hot chick?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump God fuck I can't remember her name. The one who wears a lot of wigs. The human?

... anyway-

Did you really have to say his name?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump OHHH did you mean Crimson?

WHAT

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump What do you mean what

WHAT

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Its only because he's half fruitloop-

Uh huh.

Its only because he's half fruitloop-

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump So you wouldn't have a crush on Crimson?

So you wouldn't have a crush on Crimson?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump OF COURSE I WOULDNT? Whats wrong with you?

He's lying btw

Hey, I'm not the one failing to connect certain very obvious dots right in front of him.

first aether and now me? do you have a type or something?

BRB WALKING INTO THE SUN TO DIE.

LOL OH NO THATS TRUE

I don't have a crush on either of you! I don't like guys like that!

first aether and now me? do you have a type or something?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump What type would that be? >>

.

first aether and now me? do you have a type or something?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump No, he has a crush on Ethan now.

I don't have a crush on either of you! I don't like guys like that!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Danny I'm framing this.

What type would that be? >>

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump twink?

…Twink? -_-

I don't have a crush on either of you! I don't like guys like that!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump bullshite i knuw what i suw wit my eye

Fake news!

…Twink? -_-

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump man idk what else do we have in common

Technically one other thing, but I don’t think Danny would get it.

Bitch??

looooool

do you still have that guys shirt by the way?

I'm working on it

Technically one other thing, but I don’t think Danny would get it.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Hah

HA

He’s probably still wearing it

I've been watching this for the past twenty or so minutes and by far the best entertainment I've had all week

AM NOT.

5 bucks hes using it as a pillow case

Ugh, hope he washes it before he gives it back

5 bucks hes using it as a pillow case

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Suckers bet

I don’t think the guy wants his weird drool on it

Ugh, hope he washes it before he gives it back

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I WILL. FUCKER.

Is he writing Ethan's name in his journal and drawing a heart around it?

Ethan Fenton......

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Exactly XD

Ethan Fenton......

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Killing you

Ugh…

. . . wait

11:43 PM

I think I missed something here.

oh boy

. . . The braincell.

Oh, no, I know that

Not a word

I'm just trying to sort out when Danny developed a crush on Ethan... and not... . . . I am a dumbass sometimes.

Oh so you connected the dots!

What are you guys fucking talking about?

God I love the past

Not a word

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Nah, that would be cheating, and... I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I agree with the Dans on this one

Oh that delights me, sorry to hear it

I'll give you more sake to make you feel better

Yeah, I think I'll need it

I'll let you know when I've got more on hand. I've been bullied to see doctors.

Good.

What are you guys fucking talking about?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You’re so slow

You’re so slow

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'm not, you guys just keep speaking on vague terms.

danny im sorry...this is so funny and youre gonna hate me later

yeah

Oh I know he’s gonna keep hating me later.

Good.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Yeah yeah, you gave good advice and all. Guess that makes you a good King.

???

..I might dm you actually. I WONT SAY ANYTHING I CANT BUT. you need some wisdom

Please belp him.

11:53 PM

*help

Okay? Your advice is going to suck but i'll bite.

xXxCrimson_ShadexXx started a DM with Astro-Not

2

Yeah yeah, you gave good advice and all. Guess that makes you a good King.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Definitely going to have to doubt that second part.

Nope, not allowed now. I know what a bad ruler looks like.

. . .

You aren't bad. Hurting, but not bad.

Bad ruler

8

LMAO...

I know where the bad puns come from.

You made her hurt herself laughing.

Hah

Hello. Quick update: A notebook fell out of Judy's purse. I have discerned it's not hers.

Well, what’s in it?

It appears to be Dick's. I recognize the handwriting...And it's quite filled, so. Give me a minute.

I’d say to just check the last few entries.

One moment.

oughh spicy dick lore??

Don't phrase it like that.

I read that so fucking wrong jfc

Don't phrase it like that.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I sya what i want

oughh spicy dick lore??

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump kEEP IT PG BOY

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SMiTED

okay fine...richcard

BETTER

....This is a very concerning notebook and I'm glad he's dead.

Oh?

Really?

is it that bad. ?

The concerning part, not the dead part

It's somewhat expected. A lot of the pages are filled in completely black. There's a lot of writing about Judy, Spectra, and Shania, in ways that make me rather uncomfortable.

12:25 AM

A lot of murder plans.

Murder plans for who?

ah

. . . Hm.

Yikes.

Murder plans for who?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Everyone on his stupid little list, yes including Technus and Skulker. Some names I don't recognize but people in his universe might.

Ah… great

....do i wanna know how he wuld of killed me?

Hm. Do you?

…Ngl same. Not that he could.

I GENUINELY WANT TO KNOW HOW HE WOULD HAVE TRIED TO KILL ME SPECIFICALLY

That sounds like a bad idea.

NOT TECHNUS IN GENERAL JUST ME

12:27 AM

BC IM VERY DRINK AND I THINK ITD BE FUNNY TO SEE HOW BADLY HE MISINTERPRETS HOW MY BODY EORKS

Well. It's not like he's alive anymore to act out these plans.

i can handle it

Spillll

SPILL THE TEA AS THE KIDS SAY

(He's just watching chat, not commenting)

MY BODY DOESN JOT WORK LIKE NORMAL GHOST

12:29 AM

LMAO

Let's see. ..... .... I don't know if Judy would be happy if I posted these.

DM TO ME

dm coward

Yeah just DM us

PLEAZE IM SO DRUNK AND EVEN WHEN SOBER I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE FAIL TO HURT ME

12:30 AM

IT'S SO FUNY

Alright.

Who else was on the list? Just the names, I... don't want to hear the murder plans.

Alright.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump THANK YOU <3

Hardison can we get a pdf copy of that notebook please and thank you

his ass doest kno w what a pdf is

I do not. Byte does though. I'll get them to do it.

12:33 AM

--DM to xXxCrimson_ShadexXx--

how are they btw i miss them

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump They are as fragile and frightened as ever.

12:36 AM

Who else was on the list? Just the names, I... don't want to hear the murder plans.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Everyone in the prison break, mainly.

12:36 AM

Including Beau and Youngblood.

12:36 AM

--DM to -9_Lives_2_Many- --

12:37 AM

--DM to ELECTROTEK_SUPREME--

What did I catch up on. Damn, missed a lot. And....murder plans?

You're also in here, Poise, but it's much shorter and less...unique.

Should I be flattered or pissed?

It just says "Kill Poise".

Really? Lame. And after I went all giant snake and ruined his prison.

PUBLIC UPDATE- YOU KNOW THAT NOTE WAS ACTUALLY GENUINELY DISTURBING BUT ALSO IT WOULDN'T WORK. LIKE. AT ALL. THE SLOWNESS OF IT AND HOW DETAILED IT WAS WAS FUCKED UP. I WOULD RECOMMEND OTHER PEOPLE NOT READ THEIR OWN MURDER NOTES. BECAUSE IF IT DISTURBED ME OF ALL PEOPLE.

I understand the temptations to want to know. But. It's not exactly pleasant to learn.

fuck that bad?

I AM REALLY FUCKING DRUNK RN

1:24 AM

I AM NOT SOBER ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS

Yes, that bad.

AYO?

Holy shit.... uh, tech? come by the cafe when you're, uh not freaking out, I'll give ya a drink on the house...

1:25 AM

I don't think ive really ever seen you be this disturbed

HE WANTED TO WATCH ME DIE

. . .

In a very disturbing manner.

Well. It seems justice was done, then.

I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN. I SHOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN DRUNK.

Dude was clearly unhinged.

Well at least now there’s only one Walker left to deal with

which one is that?

The one who was looking for me and the Sidneys (edited)

Oh that asshole. Yeah fuck him man

2:54 AM

He hasnt been here for awhile though. Maybe he's laying low specially with all the walkers getting their asses handed to them lately.

Probably

if i see him or catch wind of him being around I'll let everyone know. Maybe ya'll can officer down him pretty quick too.

I mean this guy’s a lot different than the other one, his punches can paralyse you.

oh that's disgusting- Video game logic says you hit him from range then, but I doubt it works like that irl

3:00 AM

There's no cheat code irl either

well if that guy does show his face then he’s got another thing coming >>

fuck yeah love the confidence. I know ya'll will kick his ass one way or another

3:06 AM

i should make a drink special with the theme of all these officers down...

You totally should!

[Original post] ~~,' , |,'_'~~

. . . Is that loss....

MAYBE :3 (edited)

Amazing.

[ Original Post ] Sorry for logging off so suddenly yesterday :C I got really overwhelmed n stuff. I did do a little backreading and I wanted to double check that Walker was actually dead dead. Also I don't wanna know how he wanted to murder me :'C (edited)

its okay bud, yesterday was a lot

No worries ❤️ a lot happened and you need to take care of yourself

Yeah I had to take a minute to process all of this too

still really hope lucy is ok after all that... from what i heard Richy just kinda laid down and took it? which is strange

I do too… and yeah? I don’t know what the deal is with that

still really hope lucy is ok after all that... from what i heard Richy just kinda laid down and took it? which is strange

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Vlad said she was okay, she's probably still recovering n stuff though so I haven't gone to see her yet.

From the looks of things he had stuff planned too

Vlad said she was okay, she's probably still recovering n stuff though so I haven't gone to see her yet.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump oh yeah, best to give her some space for a while

Hm. Maybe realizing the extent of power he fucked up and gave Judy was a final straw.

From the looks of things he had stuff planned too

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I read mine last night and...jfc again im glad judy got me out when she did because mine was real bad

I read mine last night and...jfc again im glad judy got me out when she did because mine was real bad

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump D: Crimson I'm so sorry that must've been horrible to read. Are you gonna be okay???

I'll admit, I'm curious what he planned for Dani...

I had a vivid dream about it the other night- but I guess it isn't nearly as bad as the dreams I get when i eat too much Stromboli late at night

I read mine last night and...jfc again im glad judy got me out when she did because mine was real bad

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Mine was… a little weird… kind of proved how little he knew about me though. Though there were a few things about it that just disturbed me.

Mine was… a little weird… kind of proved how little he knew about me though. Though there were a few things about it that just ...

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump you comfortable with sharing? i can show you mine

I'll admit, I'm curious what he planned for Dani...

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump If you find out please don't tell me :C I think it'd be too much for me to handle

…Sure. I can dm you.

If you find out please don't tell me :C I think it'd be too much for me to handle

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump No worries.

-9_Lives_2_Many- started a DM with xXxCrimson_ShadexXx

[original post. Picture of the farmhouse, looking remarkably melted] My house ain't got no business looking like this.

did judy do that??

11:04 AM

is she okay?

Yeeeep. Fire core fevers SUCK so bad

11:05 AM

she'll be fine this isn't the first time

What happened, are Judy and Hardy okay?

Judy's an idiot who's worked herself into a severe fever

Stone is really good for anyone fire based. Really really good.

Judy's an idiot who's worked herself into a severe fever

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Can I come over sometime, with food?

Hrm. Need any emergency cooling? I should be able to get close enough, if needed, having both fire and ice.

maybe someone can get that nevermelt ice from the far frozen?

Can I come over sometime, with food?

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Wait on it. We're only good because of our cores

11:14 AM

as for ice and stuff....maybe????

And I can't judge her for overworking, but I hope she feels better soon. Since I have been thrown at the Yetis, I could nab ice?

11:14 AM

I am there right now actually. Gotta get some treatment and such.

11:17 AM

And I am not likely to melt. Dragon perks.

as for ice and stuff....maybe????

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Shoot me a message if needed.

Wait on it. We're only good because of our cores

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Just say the word

11:20 AM

at least its not as bad as when hardy gets sick lol

What happens?

his core goes all out of wack, siphons off all the energy it can reach

. . . How do you even begin to treat that? Throw Duracell at him from a distance and pray?

Dunk him.

Ah yes, oreo hours!

mostly leaving food outside the door and grinning/bearing it

11:25 AM

its easy enough for us bc were bonded lol

Aaaaah, bonds do help.

11:25 AM

I am curious to know how your bonds work versus my own...

tbh i barely understand it myself, its all really high concept shit.

It is... my specialization? Bonds anyway... I spent a lot of time studying them and how souls and cores work.

oh sick!

Heh, yes. I can, for the most part, form bonds between individuals, perform maintenance if something is the matter, check the health of a soul or core itself. Can for the most part mend and regulate any issues from that as well if something is off or damaged.

I have... plenty of practice with self regulating and assisting others with it if in distress.

YOU KNOW IT DOES MAKE SENSE THAT THERED BE A PERSON WHO WOULD SPEICFICALLY HELP WITH THAT SORTA THING

My home had... a subset of people who could. Librarians. We called it soul work. I'm the last one left though.

11:39 AM

The conversations with the Yetis is rather interesting.

NEAT!

so do you guys have bond marks too or

What, like a cutie mark?

Marks? No, usually one would exchange jewelry and thread the bond through firegems. What are your marks like?

What, like a cutie mark?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump LOL

well idk how it is for platonic bonds- i think tech would know that better- but for romance its a bite

Huh. Ours are usually your initial parent-child bonds a dragon is born with. Mates. And sometimes if you adopt someone into your family. Siblings, Children, ect. Sometimes for dear friends.

DRAGONS?????

I am half dragon.

THATS COOL AS SHIT

Heh, yeah, I suppose it is. Dragons specifically had the bonds. New children could not be born without parents sharing a bond.

11:50 AM

But dragons can extend those bonds to others. There are a few other cultural bits that go with it.

god thats fucking cool.

11:51 AM

here its a choice. like a conscious one

EXCEPT FOR PLATONIC FAMILIAL BONDS. I GOT ONE WITH CRIMSON AND DIDNT NOTICE FOR MOTNHS

Ah yes bonds for us are also by choice. Save for parent-child. That allows the parent to teach regulation and know if their children are in danger or hurting. Shared pain is a feature. Is it for yours?

no and thank FUCK because all three of us are stupid idiots

11:53 AM

we can kind of feel ... echos? of emotions. sorta.

Ah! We get high emotion but nothing small. Though sometimes you get more sensitive to changes if the bond is old enough. Mine is a bit over a thousand years old. I am the stupid idiot in the relationship. Laru won't feel lain to the intensity I receive it, but I get glared at plenty.

lmaooooo

11:56 AM

were walkers. were all morons who routinely get beaten to shit

But the good Walkers. We like you.

11:57 AM

At least from what I have seen when I met Judy and Hardy. I have yet to meet you officially I think. In which case, Hi, I am Seirei.

11:58 AM

The last disaster lizard of Kaidia.

YEAH thats true huh. i should show up more, ive mostly been running around

11:58 AM

bullet aka terry crewe

Pleasure. I imagine you have been busy.

so much fucking drama. im dragging these two on a vacay asap

They deserve it. Obscene amounts of booze and all.

12:01 PM

If you give me a map or something, I can help bring over that ice from Far Frozen later once the Yetis release me from my oreo dunking.

okay uhhhh would coordinates do?

Maybe? I need to get used to navigation in the realms. Maybe my kid will know what the coordinates mean.

maybe it would be easier to meet at the prison. the house can be hard to find

Ah, yes. Whatever is easiest. I would like to help Judy feel better. She is delightful.

yeah she is isnt she. even if shes a DUMBASS who was running her powers RAGGED

I can't judge her at all. I am just as bad.

12:08 PM

Especially if it is because others need protection.

her obsession is justice, so you can imagine i bet

Yep, that is definitely something that could drive you into burnout.

her and hardy both....im so glad im Normal

2

Pfffft. Have you considered getting Hardy to say "I'm Batman?"/jk

[this mf has been

‍♂️ in the bar for hours] Hey hope everythings alright. We're really grateful if theres anything we can do lmk

Pfffft. Have you considered getting Hardy to say "I'm Batman?"/jk

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I HAVE and clint eastwood lines. he humors me

Adorable.

12:17 PM

[this mf has been

‍♂️ in the bar for hours] Hey hope everythings alright. We're really grateful if theres anything we can do ...

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump A functional map of this place /hj

of the prison?

think she means of the Realms

Oh. Yeah good luck with that

I'll figure it out. Can't be the hardest to navigate.

Do you need a ride from somewhere orrr

If you want to help guide me from the Far Frozen to the prison, I would appreciate it. Going to bring some ice to help calm a fever.

12:26 PM

I have a feeling travel here is a lot of "Learn by doing"

Far Frozen.. uuuuuh hang on Aggie knows where that is. We'll pick you up

Great. Let me convince the yetis to free me.

Thank you.

No problem

[ Original Post ] @Astro-Not @Astro-Not @Astro-Not @Astro-Not !!!!!!1111 @Astro-Not (edited)

WHAT? WHATS WRONG?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :) Made this for you <3 :D !!!!!!!

4

...

8:48 PM

Cool

(totally normal about this)

Cool

(totally normal about this)

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Do you like it? :D

Yeah, its rad!

oughhh so cut,edjff,,

Can I Help You?

Yeah, its rad!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Thank you :D!

Dani, you are so adorable.

9:00 PM

[Is aware that if Dani wanted to draw her on white paper, she would just have to draw a pair of blue eyes floating on paper.

Low effort!]

3

:) Made this for you <3 :D !!!!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump You're an amazing artist!

You're an amazing artist!

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Thank you Mr. Poise :D\

I have exactly one drawing I have ever done. It is me in the snow. [It is just a plain MS Paint screenshot with nothing on the canvas]

3

[Original post] dont go into the cafe

WHAT WHY

d o n t

OH....OKAY?

Why.

bad things

It's finnnnnnneeeee

[Original post] dont go into the cafe

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump DEMON BABY SPIDER SCREAMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDD':

.

really cool prey

.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump IT'S FUCKED UP BEYOND RECOGNITION

I know who to invite for pranking my horrible fosters

1

i hate the ghost zone i hate the ghost zone i hate i hate i hate-

1

what the fuck

10:32 PM

CAN I GET A MORE. SPECIFIC DESCRIPTION, KIDS

i am a grown man. dani said everything you need to know

CAN I GET A MORE. SPECIFIC DESCRIPTION, KIDS

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump BIG SPIDER. BABY FACE. IT SCREAMS.

big spider

Giant spider with a baby face and goop

WH

[Crimson managed to take a shakey picture before he booked it]

Some sort of Fear Kid manifested a horror movie spider.

.

10:33 PM

Aw fuck it's Phobia

10:33 PM

Does anyone know a Fright

YOU KNOW THE BABY?

SCARY SCARY SCARY SCARY SCARY SCARY

OF COURSE I KNOW THE BABY IM FROM A DOOMED TIMELINE

10:33 PM

I KNOW LIKE ALL THE ANCIENTS

I know Fear, but I'm pretty sure from context that Fright's a name here.

Wait, that little ghost is an Ancient?! H-how?!

Fright Knight. Ours kind of...watches over Phobia-

10:35 PM

Do you know anyone more afraid or who can come up with more fucked up things than a child

She's adorable honestly, I love her. I am adopting her.

does that make fright knight a

She's pretty fucking cute when she isn't handing you highly venomous snakes

Do you know anyone more afraid or who can come up with more fucked up things than a child

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Depends on if you're going to just straightforward fuckery, or deeper visceral terror.

She's pretty fucking cute when she isn't handing you highly venomous snakes

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Snakes are cute, even dangerous ones.

Depends on if you're going to just straightforward fuckery, or deeper visceral terror.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Unfortunately they're an Ancient. They can do both.

I have a new friend

oh she was saying she was looking for her dad, guess they're tall, scary? Purple?

FRIGHT KNIGHT, YEAH.

Fair. Nothing I haven't seen before, honestly.

Fright Knight? Oh... uh... I can bring him to the cafe?

That would probably make her really happy then. Though she seems to be having fun right now.

They do cute kid horror when they're in a good mood. When they get scared or serious then they start fucking everything up

10:38 PM

ALSO DONT LET THEM TELL YOU STORIES

Heh

Ooooh I wonder if she is friends with some of the shit in Japan.

Almost feels like living again.

oh, who is lucy's dad btw? I have a message for them...

Vlad_Masters

Fright Knight? Oh... uh... I can bring him to the cafe?

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Probably a good idea

@Vlad_Masters HEY YO I gotta give ya a message from your kid, dm me

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump A message from my kid? Daniel or Jazmine.

Lucy

Is this a joke?

10:51 PM

Because if so I'm not laughing. I'm looking at her right now.

I... I think there's some timey wimey bullshit going on, but it was Lucy, just? Future Lucy. Do you want the message or not?

Yes please.

[original post] @xXBingle_BongleXx grind the earrings to dust for officer down

huh what

worry for reality destroy all trace walker important ok

3

Whaaat happened

realize what go on earlier was have weird week did not realize until now what happen

Hm. If you're worried about Walker, wouldn't keeping the core shards far away from each other be enough? It's not like it's easy to reform from a shattered core to begin with.

i dont know how it work

11:59 PM

i have headache and only realize when bullet come in be jerk

Sigh. Of course he was.

11:59 PM

What makes you think that? Did someone say soemthing?

Fuck off Skulker I was being nice and normal. Hey when you say its "not-easy" to reform does that mean its fucking POSSIBLE?

someone time travelly say thing weird dont know

12:00 AM

i think i start this year vacation early

Fuck off Skulker I was being nice and normal. Hey when you say its "not-easy" to reform does that mean its fucking POSSIBLE?

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump well IDK about your universe. But in ours it would take decades and decades and that's only if you're very determined and smart.

12:00 AM

That's how Skulktech formed.

Im going to cry

that why i say grind to dust

HMMMM

12:01 AM

uuugghhh it might be smart but......the cool factor.......

cool factor still achieve by have bone beads

Dont.

why dont

Please dont.

what if he come back hurt torture shatter?

...

12:03 AM

Hm. I getcha, lady. But are you willing to take on the responsibility for that risk?

ok no grind core dust but if dani or any technus get hurt because you were fool then i grind your core dust ok

deal

Im pathetic and im not thinking straight but if theres a chance ive gotta take it. Even if its just to kick him in the nads again.

I'm coming over.

he a skeleton he even have that

Dont ask questions you dont want the answers to Skulker

lucky him but not so lucky bc he double dead now

12:11 AM

stab there instead of kick that my advice ok

Skulker the nads expert.. hunter of balls..

i will gut you again

May I say something in favor of keeping his shards around. While it may be unlikely, I would prefer knowing exactly where the shards are. If they start acting up. If we grind them to dust we will have no idea if someone can get to them or do nonsense.

i just know that bone beast is hard to kill bc bone hard to break stab

12:12 AM

May I say something in favor of keeping his shards around. While it may be unlikely, I would prefer knowing exactly where the ...

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump o good idea

I always look in here when you all are talking about shattering and grinding cores. The fuck.

7:29 AM

Anyway how is Judy?

Her fevers gone down a little bit. ... She still hasn't woken up.

at least shes improving? i think?

Hrm... sounds like a really rough fever. Probably just exhausted herself a bit too much. She isn't trying to still maintain anything, is she? Even while unconscious?

No, it broke halfway through the first day. And thank God.

Anyone available to commit mass murder ASAP

i love mass murder that is only half joke

1:14 PM

who you need kill

Under what circumstances?

You know I am always prepared to commit mass murder ASAP.

Yeah will it break my good boy streak

A streak of what? Three hours?

i will kill any for tech or just in general really

Why are we murdering?

who care

I might know a few guys

yeah give us some CONTEXT are we talking humans ghosts animals

A streak of what? Three hours?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump this though Also yeah, context please?

Sorry I was distracted by my unbridled rage. Some fuck ass human took Cairo

let me help murder please

Who is that again?

GRANDMAAAA

have not hunt full human in a bit

God damn it.

GiW stuff possibly. Just doing a headcount before I figure out the fucking plan

1:23 PM

Who is that again?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [ attached. Selfie of Tech with a huge vulture tucked on his shoulder. ]

not know cairo well but is nice

I would kill god for Cairo

...The GIW kidnapped a bird?

It is a ghost bird, you stupid whelp.

giw are strong foe will need big group

Kidnapped Vlad's mother, to be specific.

bird is vlad mother question mark

Yeah can you not see the family resemblance

Maybe in the nose. Or the hunger for decaying flesh.

Not the time, whelp

not funny whelp

Okay okay- not the time for jokes. Right.

technus let me know when and where you need me and i will be there to kill

Uh, can try the crazy ass fish that took out that one walker in here. Hmm.

I am just warning everybody now this is going to be incredibly dangerous

i am used to danger

anyone know any other heavy hitters?

No, I can see the resemblance. I'm in.

Excellent.

1:32 PM

Danny, would it count against me if I helped?

I could come if you need me to. Not like I could mess my life up any worse than I already have.

1:32 PM

Danny, would it count against me if I helped?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'll allow it I suppose.

No offense Daniel but I am going to be spilling a ridiculous amount of blood. I would rather you stay away.

I could come, if you want? I’ve been to their base once before.

I am not putting a child at risk If i have the option.

i love kill live thing because can do cool thing like rip heart from chest

I’m good with blood.

Considering the sorts of things I destroyed in GIW facilities, I'm quite willing to consider them an exception to my current general "don't murder people" plan.

I'll allow it I suppose.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump If it's bad enough Tech's gonna go ape then I think it's worth it yeah

THE GIW HAS CAIRO D: !??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Considering the sorts of things I destroyed in GIW facilities, I'm quite willing to consider them an exception to my current gen...

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Yyyyyyyeah this

. . . I am so annoyed I cannot just... fucking help. Be careful.

I'm not squeamish. I can handle a little bit of blood-

Aether... I would prefer if you helped me with my projects at this time.

Can I do anything to help ??? :'C

Oh aether, maybe you can take your other friends with you too? The ones that fucked up the eyeballs? I think they've been here a couple times but I don't remember names.

Danny you are fourteen to sixteen. I am not bringing you to witness unspeakable horrors.

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Not that I don't think you can handle yourself with the GIW, but I need your help to calibrate the Bridge.

Danny you are fourteen to sixteen. I am not bringing you to witness unspeakable horrors.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ??? You say that like you haven't before?

??? You say that like you haven't before?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump This is different.

Fine. I have too much going on in my own life anyway. . ~~But if anybody needs help-~~

Not that I don't think you can handle yourself with the GIW, but I need your help to calibrate the Bridge.

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Oh, uh… ok

everyone make sure wear protective gear i will bring extra weapon

:C Please be safe Technus,,, poor Cairo,, :'C

I can offer aid. Cairo is sweet

How can I help with that? Also good luck with saving Cairo. (edited)

poise no if you get call to work in middle of mission is inconvenience for all of us

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How can I help with that? Also good luck with saving Cairo.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'll brief you when you come by.

Would a full human help in any way?

im used to organize hunting party no sick or injure. no children.

I'll brief you when you come by.

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I’ll come by soon

poise work count as injure

Don't worry about work. Already paid some dues

1:39 PM

And I can turn into a giant snake

you ever kill a man before poise

Can someone tell Lucy's dad I'm sorry for being kinda mad at him?

Oh no, Cairo? The GiW? Let me help in anyway possible

1:40 PM

I was the red woman who called for aid for Lucy earlier, sorry for not introducing myself

you ever kill a man before glowing blooms

Do either of you even have proper combat experience? "Turning into a giant snake" means nothing when you can get blasted by anti-ecto weapons.

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Do either of you even have proper combat experience? "Turning into a giant snake" means nothing when you can get blasted by anti...

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump exact what i say

you ever kill a man before poise

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump No, but I can aid in distraction.

Do either of you even have proper combat experience? "Turning into a giant snake" means nothing when you can get blasted by anti...

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I can dodge and I can call in a favour.

you ever kill a man before glowing blooms

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump I CAN HELP I'VE BEEN KILLED BEFORE THAT'S KINDA THE SAME THING RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

No, but I can aid in distraction.

@GlowingBlooms (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump You'd be more of a distraction to us if you don't know how to fight.

if you not have experience dont come simple as

1:42 PM

I CAN HELP I'VE BEEN KILLED BEFORE THAT'S KINDA THE SAME THING RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump no child allowes

1:42 PM

allowed

I CAN HELP I'VE BEEN KILLED BEFORE THAT'S KINDA THE SAME THING RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump No.

No.

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump :C

I CAN HELP I'VE BEEN KILLED BEFORE THAT'S KINDA THE SAME THING RIGHT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump No. Just... no.

I can dodge and I can call in a favour.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump You're joking, right?

no child no inexperienced

1:43 PM

we go out and kill

1:43 PM

i rip hearts out and shoot heads to bloody pulp it will be gory and difficult

I think these guys have it handled. Best not to complicate whatever they have planned.

Where we dropping Tech.

You're joking, right?

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump No. And knowing my boys, they would love to help out. Anti ecto weapons don't have an effect on them, since they're not ghosts

Where we dropping Tech.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump what dan say

I think these guys have it handled. Best not to complicate whatever they have planned.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ...Okay, but if there's ANYWAY I can help at all can people please let me know ??? :'c

...Okay, but if there's ANYWAY I can help at all can people please let me know ??? :'c

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump We can be the B team if these idiots get caught.

I also wish to help as well. Not sure what I can do, but as a librarian, I have research

if u ned mre fghtrs i can hlp. Dnt mind bashn heds in.

No. And knowing my boys, they would love to help out. Anti ecto weapons don't have an effect on them, since they're not ghosts

@IridescentButterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump And you want to give the _GIW access to this information???? You're insane.

We can be the B team if these idiots get caught.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump For once I agree.

for love of gods if not fight experience stay out of fight

1:45 PM

every one have thing they can do and not every one fight good

Great idea librarian lady you can beat Harker to death with a book

Hey Tech DM the information so these people can't follow us lol

...Okay, but if there's ANYWAY I can help at all can people please let me know ??? :'c

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump We will, but you need to stay away from these assholes. [lots of typing and quickly-erased messages] I don't want to risk losing you, ok?

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I also very recently have fire powers and have an ability to sense, heat signatures on ghosts???

we fight and kill humans oh i am going go insane over so many stupid weaklings want fight

1:46 PM

will just be distract agh

I also very recently have fire powers and have an ability to sense, heat signatures on ghosts???

@GlowingBlooms (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump No. Not when you have no tactical experience.

I also very recently have fire powers and have an ability to sense, heat signatures on ghosts???

@GlowingBlooms (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump WE'RE GOING TO KILL HUMANS. Is that something you're excited for? Eager to see blood and guts and such? Fuck off rando.

Girl no offense but if we brought you along and you have ONLY JUST got your powers you will be absolutely fucked.

We will, but you need to stay away from these assholes. [lots of typing and quickly-erased messages] I don't want to risk l...

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Okay.. I love you too

Tech I'm going to go see you and we'll meet with the others.

Awwww

And you want to give the GIW access to this information???? You're insane.

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Let's just say that the hounds would love to fight these assholes with any reason

let me know when need me ok

This is such a bizzarre fucking conversation.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump everyone want help even if bad at it but it annoying

Girl no offense but if we brought you along and you have ONLY JUST got your powers you will be absolutely fucked.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You are right. I'm, very new to all this and I wanted to help Cairo.

Will do Skulker

Baby come over I will put the kettle on

everyone want help even if bad at it but it annoying

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump you bad at it -_-

you bad at it -_-

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump have 12750 year of experience at very least

Anyway. Where're we meeting?

for love of gods if not fight experience stay out of fight

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Less fight concern and more.... concern about them using things to hurt you all that wouldn't hurt me

Anyway, everyone else will wait for you guys if you need help. If you do the code word is ‘bee.’

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I will text everyone individually in a hot second let me get my bearings. I am still waiting on Vlad.

ok will wait

Anyway, everyone else will wait for you guys if you need help. If you do the code word is ‘bee.’

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump The code word will be FOR FUCKS SAKE HELP US i think

I will text everyone individually in a hot second let me get my bearings. I am still waiting on Vlad.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Please tell him I'm sorry for being mad at him :C

The code word will be FOR FUCKS SAKE HELP US i think

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You gonna be able to type all of that whilst being shot at?

WHAT THE FUCK, I CORE AND CAIRO GETS BIRDNAPPED?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Apparently, yeah.

tech please stay out you recent injured

LIKE HELL AM I SITTING OUT

Please tell him I'm sorry for being mad at him :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Do not worry sweet child everything is fine you were totally right to be a little angry at him because he is a silly man who does silly things and when we get Cairo back i am going to kick him

1:52 PM

You gonna be able to type all of that whilst being shot at?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'll drop the coordinates when I know what the fuck is happening and then I'll pre type it

Do not worry sweet child everything is fine you were totally right to be a little angry at him because he is a silly man who do...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Don't kick him too hard he's probably beating himself up more than enough already. :C I never hated being right this much before,,,

LIKE HELL AM I SITTING OUT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump fine join then but i worry

I'll drop the coordinates when I know what the fuck is happening and then I'll pre type it

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump

Don't kick him too hard he's probably beating himself up more than enough already. :C I never hated being right this much bef...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Listen to me, everything will be alright. You know what would be really helpful? One of your lovely drawings for when Cairo gets back. That will make her very happy I think.

Listen to me, everything will be alright. You know what would be really helpful? One of your lovely drawings for when Cairo get...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Okay. Okay I'll start on that. :'C

fine join then but i worry

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump I WILL BE FINE

i know you strong but am worry bc see how easy cores from your world get hurt

I am also worried. I am not entirely sure what the lengths of what we are dealing with are. PLEASE be careful.

i know i can handle giw bc my core not get hurt

1:56 PM

other world cores do get hurt it make me worry

Y'all still want the hounds to join in?

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump no

1:56 PM

if you try invite them i break your neck

I am also worried. I am not entirely sure what the lengths of what we are dealing with are. PLEASE be careful.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I WILL BE CAREFUL

1) good luck, all 2) you want to invite the fucking abusive dogs to help save an old woman?

no

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Alright.

1:59 PM

1) good luck, all 2) you want to invite the fucking abusive dogs to help save an old woman?

@mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump They love to fight, and they hate the GiW. Something about having fun messing them about demonic forces

i break your neck i swear what your damn problem

Relax, I'm not inviting them.

I'll drop the coordinates when I know what the fuck is happening and then I'll pre type it

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Alright, fine.

Are you on good terms with those dogs?

didnt you pull gun out on dog during drunk night technus

even the the dogs wanted to help just cus, it doesnt sound like a good idea to drag them in that situation...especially if you cant promise they wont run off and hurt innocent people or do other awful things

didnt you pull gun out on dog during drunk night technus

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump haha I did yeah

even the the dogs wanted to help just cus, it doesnt sound like a good idea to drag them in that situation...especially if you c...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump They're loyal to their boss, and they don't hunt random people. That's for someone else to do.

They're loyal to their boss, and they don't hunt random people. That's for someone else to do.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump loyal to the boss, aka not you

If they are scouting for talent for their big stupid boss the last thing we need is Dr. Evil making a deal with satan

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump exact

WHEN AND WHERE AM I PULLING UP BTW?

Let's not involve literal demons.

Yeah sorry Vlad the big bad villian whose been hunting you for sport for years is pink now. Yeah hes got unlimited power now yeah SORRY vlad we fucked up

If they are scouting for talent for their big stupid boss the last thing we need is Dr. Evil making a deal with satan

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Only deals they make, would be that the boss can control and own.

WHEN AND WHERE AM I PULLING UP BTW?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Predrinks at mine if you want

for love of the gods poise shut the fuck up

2:04 PM

go make some bread

GFHJKAHGJKLA:LHJJDKLD

2:05 PM

Skulker you are so fucking attractive

SGDGDSG

go make some bread

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump FINE. Bread for the goddamn road

Predrinks at mine if you want

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump AWESOME, BE THERE IN A BIT

. . . I don't like to kill, but I despise the GIW. I won't fight, myself, but I will be available to portal people to safety and medical aid. Actually, anyone with ghostly medical experience, you can come to the Keep and help me with that, if you want to help.

yes see phantom flame has right idea not everyone can fight but everyone can help

That's a solid idea thank you your highness

2:08 PM

Wish GUNTHER was here but oh well

If the first group does fail... I'll go in as back up.

i will come to lair asap technus just need grab things first

Phantom, if you would like help with medical, I can so that much.

. . . I don't like to kill, but I despise the GIW. I won't fight, myself, but I will be available to portal people to safety an...

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I AM GOING TO BE PART OF THE RESCUE CREW BUT IF YOU NEED MEDICAL ADVICE FEEL FREE TO PING ME

…Ugh… Can I be on team A?

2:09 PM

Do I need to put up with 2 Danny’s???

Ugh- fine. I'll just go to the arcade if you're going to be a fussy kitty about it-

Phantom, if you would like help with medical, I can so that much.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I can arrange transport. Anyone else? I've deactivated about 80% of the traps in the Keep. Just don't go anywhere that looks like it hasn't been touched in more than 500 years.

Great. So don't go anywhere that looks as old as me!

. . . I don't think I can answer that safely.

Pfffffft. I know how old I am.

2:24 PM

You should have heard Samhain reacting to Laru telling him about my reaction to cars coming into popularity.

i will come to lair asap technus just need grab things first

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump My friend, may your hunt go well. Please watch your back.

Lord have mercy on these freaks

yes may the gods have mercy on them because we sure wont

good luck ya'll

Godspeed

AS IF THE GODS WOULD HAVE MERCY ON THESE FUCK HEADS

Poise bake us some bread for when we come back

bread boy

drinks in me when you're done

Even better, I'll make cake

6:42 PM

Maybe Shania can make a super drunk drink for you guys

Shania, shania, what if, we collabed. I make slushies and she puts booze in them?

Oh that sounds delightful.

Hell yeah.

Can it included milkshakes? Booze and sweets

Fuck yeah. Come home safe everyone, drinks are on me

fuck yeah milkshakes are included

cheers bro i can drink to that

I think I'd like a milkshake, a milkshake'd be nice

The Keep in fact looks like how I feel in places. Also sort of... makes me weirdly homesick.

It... is going to take some work to be habitable again. It took me a couple years to get mine in working order again.

I do not mind helping with that if you want. I need something to occupy myself and apparently I should be spending as much time as I can in Ecto-rich environments.

I HAVE BEEN FUCKED UP BC OF BLODD BLOSSOMS AND ONLY NOW I LEARN PPL WENT TO RAID THE GIW. WITHOUT ME. RUDE LMAO NAH IM JUST JOKING IM SURE YOU GUYS CAN HANDLE IT.

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9:13 PM

CALL ME IF YOU NEED MORE POWER THO.

[[ xX-Tech-Support-Xx is offline ]]

...OKAY YEAH THATS BAD

GOD DAMNIT

GRANDPA...

[[ xX-Tech-Support-Xx is offline ]]

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump D: ?!?!??!!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT

He went into a camera. Dumbass.

.

HELLANDBACK MIND IF I USE YOUR PHONE

Sounds like trap

9:21 PM

Shit, shouting of Techni, be careful

Yeah, sure, come through. Just don't go into anything else here.

WILL DO.

And no shit it's a trap. We knew that going in.

I am going to need a drink after all is said and done.

I would suggest we play a drinking game everytime shit goes wrong but I think we would double die at the rate shit keeps hitting the fan.

Pffft. The EAC would be through the roof.

Has anyone heard from the guys attacking the base yet..?

Not yet...

im kinda worried ngl. hopefully they'll turn up soon, otherwise i might spend some time working from home if the giw are still swarming from last week

Yeah please be careful... Honestly I would like to knock some heads in myself. I am not sure how I feel about so loudly and openly raising a facility and killing people. Mostly the problem that the humans can hold this up as a reason to hate ghosts. -_-

I haven't heard anything from them, either.

1:01 PM

I'm prepared to go in and transport anyone from the facility needing medical care...

1:01 PM

I'm... anticipating there will be a lot...

1:02 PM

I would like anyone here at the Keep who has a phone to document everything as they come in, later. The Living governments need to see it.

I can document, yeah.

And anyone who wants to help with triage and treatment, documentation, or just wants somewhere to be, is welcome at the Keep.

. . . I would like to help. I will see if the blobs are able to guide me there. And treatment and documentation. [Not Sent] And not being alone while worried about Skulker.

personally im having a great time

Reminds you of old times I am sure.

You would be. But I'm... not entirely disappointed to hear that you're still alive.

1:05 PM

Let me know if they need help, Champagne. They should know where the Keep is, though.

1:06 PM

If they start panicking, tell them that it's under new management.

so far: tech caught in a trap (???) valerie showed up (??????!?!??!?????) vlads having a really bad time (expected)

Noted.

we havent found cairo yet but this place is stupid huge. i think i blasted through like 20 floors and

1:07 PM

oh thats not good lol. brb

. . . I am going to check to make sure we have enough supplies before I pace a hole in the floor.

UPDATE: VALERIE

I will try to ensure they do not panic about it too much. Usually I can keep them soothed. Plus I would rather them all there than out where the GIW could get them.

Though I'm not sure what's going on I can let Ethern know and we can go and help all that we can. Ethern is an excellent documenter and I can go where I need to.

The extra help would be good. I still need to meet him anyway. You mentioned he likes Libraries before, right?

Of course. Though I know he'll be super hesitant about it I know that he'll want to help in some capacity. And yes, he does. He has a good sized one in the manor that we live in.

Maybe while we... wait for information... we can talk about books then. I have run out of space in my apartment. I can fill you in on the current shenanigans everyone is up to.

Sure. And thanks. I had my phone off yesterday for a break and after turning it back on I was met with a lot of chaos and confusion from the notifications. Knowing what's going on will help me explain things to Ethern about what's going on and better understand the situation.

In short, asshole ghost hunting group stole bone bird grandma named Cairo (I have not met her) and the near nuclear option was to send in Skulkers, Dans, and Techni if I am correct? So... heavy hitters, those with technomancy, and two ex-world destroying villains. Which given my understanding of the facility and these people, we are using the Keep as a place of refuge. I am going to be helping give medical attention to ghosts with help from anyone else who can give it.

W-what? How could they?... That's more than enough to convince Ethern to help out. I don't know why he doesn't like going around there but I'm sure he's willing to put that aside to help other ghosts in need.

I don't know, I wish I did. If I was in better shape, I would be helping there. But I feel like there may be more ghosts than expected who need help. I hope he agrees to help, but I understand if he is uncomfortable with it. No judgement there.

In my experience, there are a lot of ghosts who are hesitant to approach the Keep, even after I fixed up mine.

It certainly has... some vibes.

Yeah. I wish that I had my phone on and known sooner. Well, from what I understand, it had something to do in the past when the last King ruled. I can never get a straight answer from him about it so I just try to piece together what I manage to get out of him.

That's... yeah I can see that. What little I know, last guy was a complete tool. I like the current guy a lot better/

Mhmm. Ethern taught me about him and how bad things used to be before the coup. I guess Ethern got affected in some way from it. And yeah, the current one is doing a much better job

Yeah... shit Kings and all that tend to be traumatizing. I can understand that

Yeah Also, I explained things to Ethern and getting an almost earful from him he decided to be better than his troubles and help. But I will warn you he will be grumpy so fair warning

Oh no, grumpiness, whatever will I do? /lh

Right? Lol But I'm sure that once he starts helping out he'll forget about being grumpy XD

Grumpy is better than panic and worry at least.

Mhmm true

Heh

UPDATE ON MY END OF THE RAID, I JUST EXPLODED SOME HEADS :3

is that good or

YES.

Well.

SOME SNIPERS ALSO TRIED SHOOTING AT ME EARLIER, NO CLUE WHY THOSE LOSERS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO SHOOT SOMEONE WHO CAN MOVE AT 90% THE SPEED OF LIGHT (edited)

goodbye everyone. raccoon tech im love you. love my tech too. sorry could not tell either. champagne i will take offer if still know you exist after this. if not dont try find me. sorry for violence. havent been myself in years. pona tawa sina. sincerely skulker aka janalasa. last of kulupu.

4:57 PM

[@apexpredator is Offline.]

What.

…Skulker?!

uh

Drama queen. He'll be fine.

dont be an asshole??

He had better be or I am going to find him anyway

It's SKULKER. Whatever's happening over there won't keep him down. The man's a walking tank.

Historically, people make things capable of destroying tanks... and recent video evidence is not helping.

D: OH THIS IS BAD THIS IS REAL BAD ?!?!?!?!?!?

Ugh, this team B plan is such bullshit! I knew we should have gone over there!

shit. after im done with my own personal training for the day, im pouring one out for our fallen brother

Ah shite.

.

5:06 PM

IF HE COMES BACK PERFECTLY FINE IM DUNKING HIM THROUGH A BASKETBALL HOOP.

5:06 PM

DONT BORROW GRIEF FROM THE FUTURE FOLKS, FOCUS ON THE PRESENT UNTIL WE KNOW FOR SURE. ALRIGHT.

Calm the fuck down and stop telling everyone we're dead.

Sometimes i can still hear their voices...

IF HE COMES BACK PERFECTLY FINE IM DUNKING HIM THROUGH A BASKETBALL HOOP.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Leave me a chance to dunk him too before I squeeze him like the violent bean bag plushie that he is.

Please stay safe

[@xXBingle_BongleXx is Online]

please dont announce your death too-

WHAT

5:41 PM

goodbye everyone. raccoon tech im love you. love my tech too. sorry could not tell either. champagne i will take offer if still ...

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump SKULKER WHAT THE FUCK

When you find him, hit him for me.

I WILL

[ Original Post ] @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Can I please DM you O_O

Um… A lil busy but sure?

Okay we can talk n stuff later if you're busy.

8:58 PM

I'll just send the message now and you can respond whenever you have time.

Sure

-- DMS b/w Dani and Aether --

Incoming to the Keep.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE PEOPLE OY VEY. ALSO MY BODY EXPLODED. FUCK THE GIW FOR REAL. I HATE THEM. STATUS REPORT- INFERNO AND TWO TECHNI ACCOUNTED FOR, INCLUDING ME. RACCOON TECHNUS PRESUMABLY STILL WITH RABBIT SKULKER. DAN AND MY SKULKER PRESUMABLY STILL KILLING PEOPLE BRUTALLY IF I HAD TO GUESS.

HOW DO YOU LOSE A WHOLE DAN

1

I AM WITH BOTH SKULKERS AT THE MOMENT, LOOKING AT SOMETHING THAT IS GIVING BAD VIBES

OH SHIT TELL THEM I SAY HELLO I'M TOO BUSY SAVING A BUNCH OF FUCKED UP WEIRDOS WHO GOT EXPERIMENTED ON.

10:53 PM

HOW DO YOU LOSE A WHOLE DAN

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YOU FORGET TO CHERISH HIM

4

I'm sorry- you lost Dan? Am I understanding this right?

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW MAN I JUST GOT HERE.

I BELIEVE DAN IS WITH VLAD, IF I AM HEARING THINGS RIGHT

YOU FORGET TO CHERISH HIM

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump THANK YOU FOR HITTING THE SETUP OUT OF THE PARK. ALSO FIX YOUR AUTORESPONDER ITS NOT NEARLY SILLY ENOUGH

I WAS A BIT TOO BUSY BEING FUCKING EXPLODED SORRY- [Selfie of Technus 1.0. in front of the Keep, a ton of ghosts behind him.]

goodbye everyone. raccoon tech im love you. love my tech too. sorry could not tell either. champagne i will take offer if still ...

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump HEY WHAT THE FUCK????

11:22 PM

NICKY ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE WITH SKULKER. BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IF THAT EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED BASTARD SAID HE LOVED ME, THAT MEANS HE'S DOUBLE DEAD.

11:22 PM

THAT OR HIS ACCOUNT WAS HACKED.

Hey even emotionally constipated people have to shit their feelings out eventually. It was only a matter of time.

I AM VERY SURE HE IS WITH ME,, JUST. IN A CONCERNING STATE

ELABORATE?

I AM NOT SURE HOW TO EXPLAIN? BUT HE IS NOT ACTING AS HE USUALLY DOES. IF I HAD TO TAKE A GUESS, I WOULD SAY HE MENTALLY REGRESSED TO A MORE ANIMALISTIC STATE (Under the caption is what looks like a photo of Skulker in blob form being held close to Raccoon's chest, then the "camera" moves up, barely catching a glimpse of Wulf before the video ends)

Was that Wulf??

UNFORTUNATELY

[original post] ANYONE HAVE DAMON GRAY'S PHONE NUMBER. SPECIFICALLY DAMON GRAY FROM NICO'S UNIVERSE.

hes on the floor bleeding out in front of me so

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST???????

WHAT THE FUCK

12:14 AM

???

yeah i uhhhhhhh which one of you is a doctor again

ME

bc i dont think i should be a doctor

I AM CURRENTLY. DEALING WITH WULF THOUGH

well. ill staunch the wound as best i can but Like.

He's human?

12:15 AM

I can help

oh awesome

12:16 AM

id rather not see him bleed out in front of me, again

Where would be be best? I have a house at [address], or if someone can portal me, can go where you need me.

Can someone take him to the keep?

12:17 AM

or the science mom works too

might have to throw him AND vlad through a portal. not literally throw before you yell at me

12:18 AM

i kind of. fucked vlad up. a little bit.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

I can treat him, too. Have some familiarity at this point. Just get them or me where needed. I have a bag ready.

What did you do?

Do you need anything else??? Or extra help?

did you know you cant cauterize with ice

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

Just transport. If someone could take me from the Cafe? If you can't portal me directly.

did you know you cant cauterize with ice

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .

WHY DID YOU TRY CAUTERIZING A WOUND WITH ICE????

12:20 AM

hopital

CAN SOMEONE PORTAL ME BACK INTO GIW HELL

WHY DID YOU TRY CAUTERIZING A WOUND WITH ICE????

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump vlads a fire core...i didnt think my fire would work on him.....

~~I already learned that lesson once~~ Why would you even...

NVM PROBLEM SOLVED

Alright. I need to know that I have someone picking me up or you're coming to me. Everyone can have your mental breakdowns in a couple hours.

well whoevers showing up hopefully ill have cairo with us when you do

vlads a fire core...i didnt think my fire would work on him.....

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .

.

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump IM WORKING ON A PSYCHOPATHS MEMORIES AND A TEENAGE BOYS OKAY????

I AM GOING TO GET YOU SO MANY MEDICAL BOOKS WHEN THIS IS OVER HOLY SHIT

i think that would be smart

therapsit

3

therapsit

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump dont wanna hear that from you old man

4

You're fighting half of you, you know.

blood loss : (

You're fighting half of you, you know.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump BOTH HALVES NOW.

12:27 AM

blood loss : (

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump i iced that blood up its fine!

I'm going to the cafe.

12:27 AM

I really need to get a portable portal gun built into my arm...

I don't think there's anyone here that can portal sadly. I just have a gateway to the bar but it's small.

12:28 AM

Do you have anyone that can perhaps help??? I think all the normal portal people are pretty busy.

Not available at the moment.

Well shit

If need be I can head over and lead you over to where the Keep is.

blood loss : (

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Lick it back up or something- be the vampire you pretend to be (edited)

If need be I can head over and lead you over to where the Keep is.

@

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) - jump Please.

Please.

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I’m on my way

stay safe ya'll

Lick it back up or something- be the vampire you pretend to be

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump mean to me daniel

mean to me daniel

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump

Born to hate.

Jesus Christ.

Oh hey fruitloop 2 is here.

[ Selfie of him and the mess he's in. it's very quickly taken down for breaking Whisprr guidlines. ] If i die haunting you

CHRIST?

is lucy ok

.

Yes, there's been no change in her except for some bad dreams.

Oh shoot.

DAMON GRAY ACQUIRED

2

Heading to the Keep.

I'd love to join, but I have school in the morning. Try not to freeze anymore wounds if you can help yourself.

well see

Don't say that, I'll never get any sleep-

:(

well see

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump DO NOT FREEZE MORE WOUNDS THAT WILL DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD

DAMON GRAY ACQUIRED. VLAD ACQUIRED. DAN LOOKING FOR CAIRO. STATUS UPDATE ON INFERNO?

INFERNO IS MAKING HIS WAY TO ME AND THE SKULKERS I THINK

OK STATUS UPDATE ON THE SKULKERS? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

YOUR SKULKER IS. I THINK IN WULFS SWEATER? MAULING HIM? AND RABBIT SKULKER JUST TRIED AND FAILED TO DECAPITATE HIM. WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CORE WULF SO THAT WE DO NOT NEED TO FUCK HIM UP TOO BADLY BUT. IT DOES NOT SEEM TO BE WORKING SO FAR

WHAT THE FUCK

12:59 AM

just knock him out and take him to the keep what the fuck

12:59 AM

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

DO YOU THINK WE DID NOT TRY???

1:00 AM

THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I TRIED

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump ITS TWO SKULKERS AND MY BEAUTIFUL FERAL GREMLIN OF A BOYFRIEND. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.

Coring him is the kindest thing I can do for him right now. I would not raise a blade against Wulf unless I had to.

ARE YOU SURE CORING HIM ISN'T GOING TO FUCKING END HIM?

ITS TWO SKULKERS AND MY BEAUTIFUL FERAL GREMLIN OF A BOYFRIEND. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump (And audio clip of Raccoon yelping, followed by the sound of his ass hitting the floor.. Man imagine getting vertigo, and staying standing, but your boyfriend calling you beautiful is what sends you tumbling onto your ass)

1:02 AM

(It can be assumed that that wasn't meant to be sent)

LMAO

CAN YOU TWO NOT BE GAY WHEN MY HUSBAND IS DECAPITATING OUR GOOD FRIEND. OY FUCKING VEY

I CANT DO SHIT IN 1.0. NICO.

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE CORING WULF WHAT IS GOING ON

THERE IS MULTIPLE REASONS I UPGRADED. ONE OF THEM BEING THAT I CANT SHUT UP IN THIS FORM. ANOTHER BEING THAT I HATE HAVING FLESH. ANOTHER BEING THAT I MISSED HAVING LEGS.

3

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE CORING WULF WHAT IS GOING ON

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Something's wrong. We can probably assume he's been experimented upon. He attacked us first, which, well. It's Wulf, so you know.

SURELY HAVING LEGS IS MORE HUMAN THOUGH??

BUT YOU CAN NOT WEAR BOOTS WITHOUT LEGS

OH WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT. FLESH IS WEIRD AND I DON'T LIKE IT. BUT I LIKE LEGS. I CAN PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT ASPECTS OF HUMANITY I WANT.

OH WHAT THE FUCK

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yeah.

BUT YOU CAN NOT WEAR BOOTS WITHOUT LEGS

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump OH BABY YOU SAY THE SMARTEST THINGS <3

THANK YOU (He's lucky he's already on his ass, because that would have also taken him out,, he's just a sucker for petnames honestly-)

Jesus Christ Inferno just reached over and yanked out his core like he's a claw machine

HE DID FUCKING WHA its the phantom nvm why am i surprised

HOT SORRY I DONT ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S HOT I JUST HAVE NO BRAIN TO MOUTH FILTER IN THIS FORM.

3

1:09 AM

I AM SO SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR EVERYTHING I AM SAYING WHILE STUCK LIKE THIS.

No Comment.

I WAS LIKE THIS FOR SEVERAL DECADES CAN YOU TELL WHY I HAD NO FRIENDS?

NO. YOU ARE LOVELY.

ITS TRUE YOU ARE A DELIGHT AND A WONDER :3

YOU SAY THAT BUT YOU'RE ME SO YOU'RE BIASED.

1:11 AM

I'VE ALREADY UPSET ONE OF YOU BY SAYING STUPID THINGS BECAUSE I'M PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF CONTROLLING MYSELF.

and yet we love you anyway

curiouser and curiouser

ARE YOU SURE YOU ACTUALLY LOVE ME OR IS THAT JUST OUR EGO.

I love you!

PRESS X TO DOUBT

1:13 AM

I DON'T KNOW I'M SCARED AND WORRIED AND EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG TODAY.

i apologize if i am not as versed as the rest of you are in regards to this technology or, 'social media' as it was described to me, it is still something incredibly new for me, but at the behest of someone dear to me, i am attempting to learn it, more so considering what is currently ongoing. That being said, I would like to remain informed of what is going on, particularly with any groups that may still be conducting assaults on these 'GIW' locations. thank you.

:( WELL ILL STILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU DOUBT! THATS MY SECRET WEAPON!!!!!

I WAS LIKE THIS FOR SEVERAL DECADES CAN YOU TELL WHY I HAD NO FRIENDS?

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I DO NOT, BECAUSE YOU ARE AMAZING, EVEN WITH YOUR FLAWS

1:15 AM

HONESTLY, YOUR FLAWS MAKE YOU ALL THE MORE CHARMING

YOU GUYS ARE TOO NICE TO ME. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LOVE ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE IT BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU TOO XOX

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump BABY YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY <3 AS SOON AS YOU GET TO THE KEEP I, TECHNUS, AM GOING TO KISS YOU UNTIL I MAKE YOU SEE STARS AND THAT IS A PROMISE. I AM SO HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T HAVE HEELS RIGHT NOW BUT YOU KNOW. IT'S A METAPHOR.

while i love what you guys have and are glad you're like, all lovely dovey? shouldn't we keep the channel clear so people can like, keep up with what's going on?

1:19 AM

aren't there still people doing shit with the GIW?

I AM INCAPABLE OF CONTROLLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW

1:19 AM

BEING STUCK IN 1.0. SUCKSSSSS

YES, I AM STILL IN THE GIW BASE,, WE ARE CURRENTLY GETTING READY TO LEAVE FOR THE KEEP. I THINK. I AM PERSONALLY ON MY ASS BECAUSE OF VERTIGO CAUSED BY OVEREXERTION

COME HERE SOON STAY SAFE PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHY MY SKULKER SENT THAT FUCKING WHISPRR MESSAGE EARLIER??? I AM CONCERNED????

are you the last of those who were part of that assault that remain within one of those facilities? if so are the others accounted for and safe?

I AM, AND THE ONLY ONE NOT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME IS CURRENTLY OFF TO GET CAIRO FROM SOME BITCH NAMED HARKER

1:23 AM

COME HERE SOON STAY SAFE PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHY MY SKULKER SENT THAT FUCKING WHISPRR MESSAGE EARLIER??? I AM CONCERNED????

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I THINK SKULKER THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DOUBLE DIE? SO HE PULLED A BULLET

LMAO. PULLED A BULLET???????

1:24 AM

THATS THE FUNNIEST PHRASING EVER

1:24 AM

HEY @DeadMenTellNoTales HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHIT. PULLING A BULLET. YOU'RE NOTORIOUS.

I shouldve stayed cored it wouldve been easier

LMAOOOOI

1:27 AM

*LMAOOOOO

SO DRAMATIC

PULLING A BULLET LMAO

You'll be pulling a bullet from between your eyes when i get ahold of you

GOOD LUCK FUCKO.

THIS IS YOUR LEGACY FOREVER

IM BEHIND TWENTY EIGHT PROXIES. I AM ALREADY IN YOUR FILES. NICE SELFIES.

Why are you guys so fucking mean to me

1:28 AM

Do not look through my files technus

I PERSONALLY HAVE ZERO SELF CONTROL AT THE MOMENT DUE TO LOSING MY POP UP BLOCKER

1:28 AM

OH SHIT LET ME SEE

1:28 AM

DM IT TO ME

STOP

:3

OKAY FINE THEN. KEEP IT A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.

INTERESTING SEARCH HISTORY HERE BEN....

LMAOOOO

LEAVE ME ALONE

haha hes been searching for bird magazine

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I'VE BEEN FUCKING MISERABLE ALL DAY I EXPLODED MY BODY IS RUINED I'M STUCK IN 1.0. WITH NO POP UP BLOCKER. BULLYING YOU IS THE ONE GOOD THING LEFT IN MY AFTERLIFE TONIGHT.

Your days are fucking numbered thriteen.

THRITEEN

1:31 AM

TYPO ON WHISPRR NOW YOU JUST FUCKED UP

WELL IM FUCKING GLAD SOMEBODY IS ENJOYING THEMSELVES AT MY EXPENSE!!

1:31 AM

Happy to be of fucking service

WELL IM FUCKING GLAD SOMEBODY IS ENJOYING THEMSELVES AT MY EXPENSE!!

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YOU CRUMPLE LIKE WET TISSUE PAPER AT THE MOST MILD OF TEASING

OH TRUST ME I'LL BE MAKING FUN OF SKULKER TOO WHEN HE GETS BACK BC OY VEY MAN

Haha Johnny THRITEEN at your service

Fuck off johnny you can't even read

JOHNNY THRITEEN

Well maybe i'm just sensitive. You people are [brief google search..] TOXIC

ABHAHAHAHAHSBDIFK

B-P I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

ARE YOU GOING TO DO A CALLOUT ON US??????

why do the children enjoy this..?

I'm here to make an announcement. Technus is a bitch ass motherfucker-

why do the children enjoy this..?

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I AM SEVENTY SEVEN YEARS OLD ACTUALLY

1:34 AM

OR I WAS WHEN I DIED ANYWAYS

that makes it significantly worse.

OHHH BEN THESE PICTURES.... TSK TSK.....

that makes it significantly worse.

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I LOVE YOU TOO RANDOM CITIZEN

3

Shut up Nic. You like what you see be honest.

OHHHH WHAT DO YOU SEE. SHOW ME SHOW ME

... I have no feelings towards you other than current annoyance...

EH.

... I have no feelings towards you other than current annoyance...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump YEAH THAT'S HOW EVERYONE FEELS ABOUT ME BUBBY. I'M USED TO IT.

EH??

THE LIGHTINGS POOR, THE ANGLES ARE BAD, THE POSES ARE ALL IDENTICAL

LMAOOOO

1:35 AM

CRITIQUE HIS ASS!!!!

1:37 AM

PHOTOGRAPHY IS AN ART IT SEEMS BULLET HAS NOT YET MASTERED.

Geeze ya'll are brutal

I'm from the fucking 1700s

AND? SO'S KEEL.

NO EXCUSE BUBBY.

The only nudes i had then were painted

MY SKULKER TAKES BETTER PHOTOGRAPHS THAN YOU AND HE'S A FUCKING CAVEMAN.

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NUDES

Going to stand in the middle of the road hang on

LMAO

1:39 AM

BULLET DOUBLE DIES DOT PNG

HAHAHAH

Your skulker just "did a bullet" so Id go collect your caveman sooner rather than later

THAT'LL MAKE FOR A BETTER PHOTO THAN ANY OTHER SORTS OF PICTURES.

1:40 AM

YOU IN THE ROAD I MEAN.

Whatever youre into Technus

I WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT ALL THESE SUBTLE SECRET SHOTS OF BONES

1:40 AM

MY.

Your skulker just "did a bullet" so Id go collect your caveman sooner rather than later

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump MY BOYFRIEND HAS HIM ITS FINE

Stop talking technus I'll get you

DO IT YOU COWARD

Stop talking technus I'll get you

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OHHHH GET ME WHAT?

I'm not a fucking coward

i will need to ask aether what he sees in any of this 'media'....

OHHHH GET ME WHAT?

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump A lifetime membership of physical therapy for that horrific injury youre about to get

LMAOOOO

1:41 AM

ALL TALK AND NO SUBSTANCE

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Says you

A lifetime membership of physical therapy for that horrific injury youre about to get

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump AW YOURE SO SWEET BULLET. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, CRY A HOLE IN MY CIRCUITS

EXCUSE YOU I HAVE PLENTY SUBSTANCE

i will need to ask aether what he sees in any of this 'media'....

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump This is why Ethern doesn’t have it for this very reason

this is kinda embarrassing

Back me up man you're supposed to be on MY side cmon

KILL HIM ALTERNATE BULLET

Mr electric send him to the principals office and have him KILLED!!!!

???

lmao u think im ur side???

THAT'S ME. MR ELECTRIC.

I had been informed that this was one of the primary methods of communicating within the Realms, that it had replaced more conventional methods, but what I see is, well, to put it delicately, a disaster. It is no wonder the Realms are in disarray as they are.

I had been informed that this was one of the primary methods of communicating within the Realms, that it had replaced more conve...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump OK BOOMER. [Was born before the Boomer generation.]

ur like.....sad...... and thought u were straight

Why can't you guys just be civil with me why am I getting the brunt of the abuse

1:44 AM

SAD?

[is older than even him and is currently squitning at the phone]

BC YOU PULLED A BULLET LNAO

1:44 AM

LMAO

LNAO... typo on whisprr its all over

I had been informed that this was one of the primary methods of communicating within the Realms, that it had replaced more conve...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump It is When it isn’t chaotic like it is now I pretty much mute my notifications until it fizzles out and calms down

SAD?

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump yeah dude youre a guppy

.

FUCK OFF?

GUPPY

You're literally dating Walker you don't have room to criticize me.

LMAOOOOOO JUST ADMIT ALL BULLETS HAVE BAD TASTE IN MEN

its true we do

AND YOUR TYPE IS APPARENTLY BOSSY SKELETONS

at least my walker stopped threatening to war crime me

Leave Beau out of this

I AM TAKING NO PRISONERS BUBBY

AND YOUR TYPE IS APPARENTLY BOSSY SKELETONS

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump And Wulf.

Hahahaha skeleton fuckers

1:47 AM

WAHT

And Wulf.

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ISNT HE A DOG

Furry

LIKE JUST STRAIGHT UP A DOG?

ISNT HE A DOG

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump WHAT

YEAH???

N. NO? OURS HAS A DOCTORATE.

Ours wasa

I DON'T KNOW THE GUY BUT FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD FROM OTHER PEOPLE HE'S JUST A DOG?

DOCTORATE?!?!?!

YEAH

....DOG TORATE

HUH

....DOG TORATE

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I am in love.wkth you

Im going to explode your lair tech

I am in love.wkth you

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump THANK YOU BUBBY I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO

HUH

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump why do you think a moron like me would find him hot. Besides being a furry.

I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW THE WULF FROM MY DIMENSION BTW I JUST HEAR GOSSIP FROM SKULKER AND BERT

Our Wulf is just a guy. I don't know shit

BERT MY PLATONIC BELOVED I MISS YOU <3 I WISH YOU COULD HANDLE THE MULTIVERSE BETTER WE WOULD HAVE SO MUCH FUN

Bert the muppet? the yellow one?

NO. BERT MY BRAIN BUDDY

1:50 AM

WE'RE BESTIES

look idk what to tell you other me. actually I do hold on one sec [going to send him gay shit]

[ this mf watches sesame street because its GOOD for Youngblood-]

1:50 AM

.

ALL MY HOMIES LOVE BERT. LIKE THIS POST IF YOU LOVE BERT. GO FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T LOVE BERT! [An old selfie of Technus 2.0. with the Box Ghost, taken at the Christmas party. In the background, a very blurry Johnny and Kitty can be seen kissing under some mistletoe. The rest of the background is similarly lively and busy.]

that makes way more sense

WHAT DID YOU THINK I MEANT

tech honestly I don't try to guess anymore

HONESTLY YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE

1:57 AM

I AM COMPLETELY DERANGED AND NEED SO MUCH THERAPY AND MEDS BUT UNFORTUNATELY I KILLED MYSELF ABOUT IT INSTEAD. ON ACCIDENT IT WAS NOT A SUICIDE- BUT STILL.

I believe I will simply avoid this place unless needed, if there is any actual news regarding anyone who is apart of the raid against the 'GIW' I would like to be informed. Otherwise, good day.

LMAOOOO WE SCARED OFF THE NEW PERSON

kinda fucked up when you think about it

UNTIL I CAN GET MYSELF A NEW BODY IM AFRAID MY MIND IS COMPLETELY FUCKED.

you know what fair, but, uh, hopefully you can work on making new people feel more welcomed, like can't make this place less of a cesspool than it is, but eh.

2:01 AM

i imagine there's a lot of ghosts still trying to figure this shit out.

NO LIKE I GENUINELY HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL ISSUES THAT REQUIRE TREATMENT AND I USE MY BODIES PROGRAMMING AS A WAY TO GET MYSELF THAT TREATMENT.

2:02 AM

I DONT HAVE ANY OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW AND I CAN FEEL WIRES UNDER MY SKIN EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THERE'S NO WIRES. AND I FEEL GREATER THAN MYSELF AS IF I AM TAPPED INTO THE VERY CIRCUITRY OF THE UNIVERSE.

2:02 AM

AND I ALSO PHYSICALLY CANNOT STOP MYSELF FROM SAYING AND WRITING WEIRD SHIT.

Is this a form of dysphoria for you?

Backreading has been bad for my health... I am focusing back on ghosts again.

Back reading is a lot; is there anything I can do for the medic team in the keep? I can bring food, and, if there's a way for me to use my heat powers, especially in seeing the cores, please, let me know

Do you even know where the Keep is?

No, but I would like to help. I am, very new.

Oh, hello.

Hello; I hope everyone will be okay

We are doing our best. I think seeing cores is not an issue for anyone present except maybe Sophie. However food and extra hands would be appreciated if you are willing to be assistant and directed. I am not sure how much experience in ghost health you have? I could ask the blobs to meet you and guide you. I cannot myself, my hands are a bit full.

I am willing to be assistant and directed, I can bring some bread, buttertarts, and get deli cheese and meat for quick sandwiches. Not much for ghost health, I'm afraid, but I am willing to learn. I appreciate the guide; I'll be at the cafe; is there anything I can bring, such as medical supplies or a specific food?

Someone arranging food and drink would be good now.

If someone can deliver it, I can give some food and drink for the keep.

That would be appreciated, thank you. I can help

To any and all who wishes to help the survivors of the raid look for the magenta phoenix above the Keep. That’s where everyone is gathering. It will make rounds every once in a while to help lead others if they wish to help.

tf did I just read

A lot of chaos that exploded at once I ignore it until it settles down Main context is that there was a raid on a facility in the human realm where ghosts were being tortured and experimented on and are being rescued and taken to the Keep here in the Ghost Zone for medical attention and rest.

ofc it’s humans

10:12 AM

always hurting spirits no matter where (edited)

10:12 AM

is that facility still up? (edited)

Completely understandable From the footage that was shared it…I can’t describe how abhorrent it was… And I’m not sure I don’t know if an update was given throughout all of those previous messages

that’s it

10:15 AM

I’ll end it myself

Oh Uhh… Okay… Good luck!

don’t need luck

10:16 AM

but thanks

It's handled. Who the fuck even are you?

Another Too Tall Once World Destroying friend I decided to fight.

10:27 AM

I have a type apparently and yer all punchable /jk

10:27 AM

Anyway, I think Champagne may be sending along some Blob guides to make sure no one gets lost though the large flaming bird shouldn't be difficult to miss.

OH SHIT IS SUPREME KING TYPING? THANK FUCK WE BLOCKED EACH OTHER, LORD KNOWS IN THIS FORM I WOULD BE TELLING HIM ALL ABOUT THE ONE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY ROUTED DIRECTLY TO MY BRAIN THAT FRIED IT.

Food will be appreciated, especially since there is a human and a halfa who got hurt pretty thoroughly. And the rest are so far ghosts who need to be kept from fading. I think right now help in documentation and handing it over to the one arranging it will be good.

Hopefully I made her as big as I possibly could For reference she looks exactly like the phoenix symbol that’s my pfp

Braniac, I adore you with all of my heart.

AW THANKS I LOVE YOU TOO RANDOM PERSON I DONT KNOW

I fed you my phone.

10:30 AM

It is Seirei.

OHHHH YOU. AMAZING I LOVE YOU

I love you too, dear. How are you holding up?

That would be Ethern documenting He’s the one with the pompadour hairstyle and old Victorian mustache who might be looking a bit grumpy

I love you too, dear. How are you holding up?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump BAD

Get to the Keep as soon as you can and I can see what I can do to help? Or is this the programming rollback issue?

Hopefully I made her as big as I possibly could For reference she looks exactly like the phoenix symbol that’s my pfp

@

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) - jump Thank you so much

PROGRAMMING ROLLBACK ISSUE

Damn. Anyone have a backup of your usual OS?

AT MY HOME BUT I NEED TO MAKE SURE MY BOYFRIENDS ARE OKAY FIRST

Thank you so much

@GlowingBlooms (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump You’re welcome Just doing what I can for everyone to help guide the way

Got it. Bring them here ASAP and we will make sure they are alright.

Yeah One of the other Techni are here working on a young woman who has a…suit stuck to her if I’m understanding the situation correctly? There’s so much going on at once it’s hard to keep up with the more dire situations

Yeah... the suit thing is a problem and some tech expertise would be helpful.

THAT'S VALERIE GRAY. SOMEONE HIJACKED HER NANOMACHINE SUIT. SHE WAS BEING PUPPETED AROUND LIKE THE PROTAGONIST OF SOME META INDIE RPG ABOUT CONTROL. AFTER I MAKE SURE MY BOYFRIENDS ARE OKAY I MIGHT ACTUALLY HEAD TO THE HUMAN WORLD AGAINST SKULKER'S ORDERS AND GO FIND MY VALERIE AND UPGRADE HER SUIT SO IT CAN'T BE HIJACKED LIKE THAT. SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME BUT THAT'S FINE. SHE WILL HAVE TO COOPERATE BECAUSE I, TECHNUS, AM IN CONTROL.

Valerie? Isn’t she a student in Casper High?

YES! SHE'S ALSO A GHOST HUNTER.

How many teenagers are running around being vigilantes right now?

10:39 AM

Grand.

I UPGRADED HER SUIT TO USE NANOMACHINES AND BE A PART OF HER. NICO DID SO WITH HIS VERSION AS WELL I THINK. AND THEN THE GUYS IN WHITE FUCKED WITH IT.

I just woke up- VALERIE?

YES VALERIE.

What the fuck????

We will help her best we can.

Is she ok?

NOT YOUR VALERIE. SHE IS NOT OKAY BUT SHE WILL BE.

10:40 AM

SHE WILL BE EVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO FIGHT GOD OR SOME SHIT.

Alive, traumatized, the armor is... something. I am assuming the human is her dad?

YES.

I need to ask my own Technus questions after this- But jesus christ, whats wrong with you people and turning my ex girlfriend into a ghost hunter?

I think she’s okay so far? One of the Yetis put her to sleep I think and the Technus here is trying to rewire the suit or something like that

SHE WAS ALREADY A GHOST HUNTER BUBBY!

10:41 AM

I JUST MADE HER BETTER AT IT!

Alive, traumatized, the armor is... something. I am assuming the human is her dad?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yeah, I think so

I need to ask my own Technus questions after this- But jesus christ, whats wrong with you people and turning my ex girlfriend in...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump She’s your ex??? >>

I JUST MADE HER BETTER AT IT!

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I'm aware-

I JUST MADE HER BETTER AT IT!

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Okay, but why make her better at killing you?

She’s your ex??? >>

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump NOT. NOW.

Dude it’s a question, chill

I, TECHNUS, WAS SETTING VALERIE AND DANNY INTO A CONFUSING ROMANTIC BUT SIMULTANEOUSLY FULL OF HATRED RELATIONSHIP SO THEY WOULD BE DISTRACTED WHILE I TOOK OVER THE WORLD.

I'm dealing with the fact that theres A valerie with nanobots in her bloodstream or some shit- i don't want to hear questions from you off all people.

I, TECHNUS, AM GOING TO NEED TO REWIRE MY VALERIE'S SUIT TO MAKE SURE SHE'S IN CONTROL 100% OF THE TIME. SET UP SOME FIREWALLS, MAKE SURE THE NEURAL CONNECTION ONLY WORKS WITH HER BRAIN.

…Wow, alright. I’ll just get back to things then.

SIGH. I ALSO HAVE A LOT OF WORK AHEAD OF ME WITH V-GIRL.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ..............Technus.

I THINK THE NANOBOTS ARE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, GHOST CHILD.

I, TECHNUS, AM GOING TO NEED TO REWIRE MY VALERIE'S SUIT TO MAKE SURE SHE'S IN CONTROL 100% OF THE TIME. SET UP SOME FIREWALLS, ...

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump . . .

DID YOU GUYS NOT HAVE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS BUILT INTO HER SUIT????

I DID BUT I NEED TO MAKE THEM STRONGER!

…Wow, alright. I’ll just get back to things then.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump ….Same. Need to make sure that things are running smoothly here at the Keep until Phantom returns from what he’s doing.

I THINK THE NANOBOTS ARE A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, GHOST CHILD.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump LIKE THAT MAKES IT OKAY SOMEHOW?

I DID BUT I NEED TO MAKE THEM STRONGER!

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump OH GOTCHA

10:46 AM

LIKE THAT MAKES IT OKAY SOMEHOW?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump YES

I hate you people.

I, TECHNUS, AM AWARE IT ISN'T OKAY. LIKE I HAVE SAID I AM CERTIFIABLY INSANE. MY 2.0. AND 3.0. PROGRAMMING MAY FIX SOME OF MY MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES BUT IT CAN'T FIX ME 100%.

I hate you people.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump AWW ME TOO

I hate you people.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I’m going to respectfully assume that’s partly not directed at me…

Sorry. I've been a bit stressed to put things lightly

10:48 AM

This? Isnt helping.

ALSO. NICKY. SKULKER UPDATE PLEASE. I AM SO FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT HIM.

Sorry. I've been a bit stressed to put things lightly

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I understand It’s a lot going on all around so tension is running high in all directions

ALSO. NICKY. SKULKER UPDATE PLEASE. I AM SO FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT HIM.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump HE IS CURRENTLY PERCHED ON MY SHOULDER CUDDLING MY FACE, HE SEEMS TO BE NON VERBAL AT THE MOMENT. WHICH IS. CONCERNING

SHIT. OKAY. MAYBE HE JUST HAD AN ANXIETY OR PANIC ATTACK? I'VE ONLY KNOWN HIM FOR A FEW YEARS I AM NOT AN EXPERT ON HIS MENTAL HEALTH.

What happened to him?

IF HE WAS FREAKED OUT BAD ENOUGH TO SEND A MESSAGE SAYING HE LOVED US AND WAS SORRY. I WOULDN'T BLAME HIM FOR HAVING A PANIC ATTACK SO BAD HE GOES NONVERBAL.

HIS BODY LANGUAGE DOES NOT INDICATE ANY PANIC?

10:51 AM

What happened to him?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump HE PULLED A BULLET AND IS NOW A BLOB, AND ACTING. A LITTLE MORE ON THE ANIMALISTIC SIDE

OKAY. WE NEED TO GET HIM TO THE KEEP AND GET HIM MEDICAL ATTENTION ASAP.

Animalistic?

THAT IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY BEFORE WULF CAME OUT

I have a bad feeling about what's going on with him.

There’s another Wulf?

OF COURSE THERE'S ANOTHER WULF GHOST CHILD 2. THIS IS THE MULTIVERSE.

What? Yeah, I say get him here now before whatever he’s going through gets worse. If it’s animalistic then perhaps keeping him separate from others until it’s broken and his mental state a bit better?

I… well yeah >>

I have a bad feeling about what's going on with him.

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump AND THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT WHEN I SAID TO

Make sure to give us updates

Yeah, it sounds like a lot.

I’ll update in here what goes on in Axion

I WILL GIVE UPDATES IF I REMEMBER TO

So far we ended up in a weird dog kennel? Didn’t like the test chamber vibe.

Make sure to give us updates

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Understood on my end So far treatment is going steady and all the ghosts rescued are doing okay Not sure if anyone else has arrived in a while

So far we ended up in a weird dog kennel? Didn’t like the test chamber vibe.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump .

10:59 AM

I DO NOT LIKE WHAT THAT INSINUATES

ANIMAL TESTING... I SAY LET DAN GO DANMODE ON THAT PLACE NEXT.

…We’ve got things covered here.

Sounds good I’ll keep running point at the Keep until Phantom returns to take over

…Right.

Follow Fright's lead there. He knows the Keep and what's been cleared.

Gotcha

I have done what I can surgically for Damon.

I’m sorry if I seem to be overstepping on things it…it just felt natural to me. I’ll be sure to follow the Knight’s lead on things and such

I'm just glad there are people who can handle organizing.

Of course Not much I can do medical wise but organizing I can handle all the way

It seems someone new's spun our tale Since I have been stuck in the jail This is all incredibly odd There's a version of me that's a god? I would be jealous, but it seems That would be too much responsibility

those last two lines are kind of a stretch for the rhyme dude

…What’s he talking about?

I would like to see you do better than me I do not control the way that I speak

Good start

11:46 AM

I think as long as there's a beat, but hey, I don't know poetry.

also, sorry, a GOD? jesus christ lol

I am not a god, it is another version of me Like I've already said, it sounds like a lot of responsibility

It seems someone new's spun our tale Since I have been stuck in the jail This is all incredibly odd There's a version of me that...

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump YOU TOO?

OH CHRIST LOL

What do you mean by "you too?" You have to be clearer to give me a clue

HOW WE EXIST RIGHT NOW

I read poetry a lot so I can understand what he means. I guess rhyming is what he got stuck with when he became a ghost and he doesn’t know what’s going on currently It’s a multiverse thing Multiples of the same person, different timelines merging It’s a lot to understand

I DO NOT WANT TO FREAK THE NORMIES BUT PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS

hes not exactly speaking in metaphor, i mostly meant what do you MEAN THERES A GOD VERSION OF GW

You mean being aware that we're being written? Of course I know, I'm the Ghost Writer, it'd be strange if I didn't (edited)

THANK FUCK

what

NO COMMENT

There’s still a lot going on so I’m not even going to try and understand that

You mean being aware that we're being written? Of course I know, I'm the Ghost Writer, it'd be strange if I didn't

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump Forgive me sir if I come across as trite but you mean that in a metaphorical sense right?

…Um…

YEAH. TOTALLY

11:51 AM

GW DO NOT SAY OTHERWISE

11:51 AM

HE MEANS IT METAPHORICALLY

HELLO PERSON PROBABLY WRITING ME: WHAT THE FUCK

Mr. Lancer put on Dead Poet's Society in our class and this is the first thing I see when I check Whisprr

YEAH. TOTALLY

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump you're freaking me out a little bit but okay. and just so it rhymes I hope you have a nice day. :)

THANK YOU! I WILL TRY

11:52 AM

I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY TOO

you're freaking me out a little bit but okay. and just so it rhymes I hope you have a nice day. :)

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I love it

HELLO PERSON PROBABLY WRITING ME: WHAT THE FUCK

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I HAVE BEEN FEELING THIS FOR THE LAST,,, UH. FUCK IF I KNOW I THINK IT HAS BEEN 3 MONTHS NOW

HE MEANS IT METAPHORICALLY

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump I'll say that I do if that makes you feel better It might just be my powers to see every letter Or I might be high, feeling like life's a fiction Cause my death method can't be mentioned with this server's restrictions

4

IF I WERE NOT PARALYZED BY THE WAY THE UNIVERSE WORKS I WOULD HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHAKE YOU LIKE A MARACA WITH HOW EXCITED I AM

I'll say that I do if that makes you feel better It might just be my powers to see every letter Or I might be high, feeling like...

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump What server?????? What are you talking about??? I'm too stunned to think of a good rhyme so I'll just say gout.

I HAVE BEEN FEELING THIS FOR THE LAST,,, UH. FUCK IF I KNOW I THINK IT HAS BEEN 3 MONTHS NOW

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE.

I think that’s quite enough.

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT DANI.

11:55 AM

UH OHHHHHHHH

OH SHIT

You don't need to rhyme in response to me I know that it's strange but it's just how I speak

SCATTER

I’d hate to have everyone become uncomfortable given their current situation, I believe there’s a far bigger issue at hand.

YES SIR SORRY SIR

You don't need to rhyme in response to me I know that it's strange but it's just how I speak

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump I know but I just find it fun! I'd rather be clever with my words when all is said and done.

11:56 AM

I’d hate to have everyone become uncomfortable given their current situation, I believe there’s a far bigger issue at hand.

@Fine-Exhibit (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump What situation ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I'm really really confused. :C

i cant stand this shit im already bed bound

I don't mean to upset people, don't feel the need To take everything I say so seriously

Who's this now?

that might be god? idk

ITS THE FUCKING GHOST WRITER AND ALSO GOD? CAN I PASS ON ALREADY

which god

from da bible?

WHY ARE YOU ALL FREAKING OUT OVER GOD????

that might be god? idk

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Like god god????

HE HAS BEEN HERE

If you wish it of me, I'll keep myself quiet I don't mean to start a chaotic riot I've been stuck in prison for quite some time It's what happens when you commit a Christmas crime

Hey Ghost Writer

I think I have seen a ghost writer at the cafe a few times that has Ancient level powers Is that him?

If you wish it of me, I'll keep myself quiet I don't mean to start a chaotic riot I've been stuck in prison for quite some time ...

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump GW WE NEED TO MEET UP FOR TEA OR SOMETHING I NEED TO SHIT TALK THEM

Hey Ghost Writer

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Orange, you're slightly unhinged

Hey Ghost Writer

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Why are you harassing me.

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12:01 PM

GW WE NEED TO MEET UP FOR TEA OR SOMETHING I NEED TO SHIT TALK THEM

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Sure, I'd be happy to meet up for TEA

I think I have seen a ghost writer at the cafe a few times that has Ancient level powers Is that him?

@

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) - jump DIFFERENT ONE, THIS ONE SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF PRISON JUST NOW

You know why.

That was not meant to be caps lock, please ignore that I'm doing my best with the things that I have

TWO GHOST WRITERS........I KNOW WHO CRIMSON AND I ARE GONNA MOCK ABOUT THIS

Why are you harassing me.

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump DOORHINGE, CRINGE, SYRINGE,, THOSE ALL RHYME WITH ORANGE

DO NOT HELP HIM??

I am aware of your current position Ghost Writer… consider yourself ρꍏ☈ᕲ⊙ℵ€ᕲ.

CUNTY I FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE I CAN SHIT TALK THE 18 YEAR OLD WITH I AM GOING TO HELP HIM

Hey Ghost Writer

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I once found a juicy ripe orange Next to a lovely fern's sporange I gave it a bite and to my delight I got to visit Mt. Blorenge :)

Sure, I'd be happy to meet up for TEA

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump YIPPEE!!!

I once found a juicy ripe orange Next to a lovely fern's sporange I gave it a bite and to my delight I got to visit Mt. Bloreng...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Damn it, now I have to find another word that doesn't rhyme.

I am aware of your current position Ghost Writer… consider yourself ρꍏ☈ᕲ⊙ℵ€ᕲ.

@Fine-Exhibit (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'm not in control of my powers, you see Thank you, Curator, for pardoning me

DOORHINGE, CRINGE, SYRINGE,, THOSE ALL RHYME WITH ORANGE

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump you certainly have the RANGE

Damn it, now I have to find another word that doesn't rhyme.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump >:3 hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehe !!!!!!!!!!! I'm evil now.

DIFFERENT ONE, THIS ONE SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF PRISON JUST NOW

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Uh… Okay… visibly confused on her side of the screen

where the facility

you certainly have the RANGE

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump THANK YOU, RANGE DOES NOT EXACTLY RHYME WITH THOSE WORDS THOUGH

THANK YOU, RANGE DOES NOT EXACTLY RHYME WITH THOSE WORDS THOUGH

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump I suppose it is quite strange. C:

:3

I'm not in control of my powers, you see Thank you, Curator, for pardoning me

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump Not trouble at all… Now off you go, return to your home, I look forward to reading your next eventful tome.

DIFFERENT ONE, THIS ONE SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF PRISON JUST NOW

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You can tell us apart with one simple trick I speak in rhyme, it's kind of my whole schtick It might not be canon, but here is the thing Neither is my real name being Edward King

nvm I’ll find it myself

You can tell us apart with one simple trick I speak in rhyme, it's kind of my whole schtick It might not be canon, but here is t...

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump I FEEL BAD FOR YOU AND YOUR RHYMING TBH

First the fucking Yu-Gi-Oh man appears and now you fuckers are alluding to something beyond the veil. I'm scared.

DO NOT BE AFRAID

ghostwriter are we a cartoon be honest

IT IS NOTHING BIG, PROMISE

Heres a poem for you: If I had just one wish- Cast away something I wont miss like a stinkly old fish Shut up- you bitch

First the fucking Yu-Gi-Oh man appears and now you fuckers are alluding to something beyond the veil. I'm scared.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump lets not lie to ourselves tech.......would it really be that bad to realize that were hardly in control of our own destines and are just puppets to dance along to the tune of some nerd

ghostwriter are we a cartoon be honest

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump

‍♂️

actaully i think i need to lay down

Hey Ghost Writer would you like to read my poetry sometime ?? Some of it's freeverse though if you don't like that.

ghostwriter are we a cartoon be honest

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Not at the moment, not any more And you have free will as much as you did before

Roberts going to be so fucking shocked

Heres a poem for you: If I had just one wish- Cast away something I wont miss like a stinkly old fish Shut up- you bitch

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Hm, I thought you’d hate rhyming after being stuck in his book

Maybe even more if I'm telling the truth For the previous main writer was... kind of a douche

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Hm, I thought you’d hate rhyming after being stuck in his book

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump It physically hurts me to

OH YEAH FUCK BUTCH

Butch...?

Please no fourth wall breaking, I can't handle it

I AM ASSUMING THATS A NAME AND NOT YOU CASUALLY DUNKING ON BUTCHES

NONO I LOVE BUTCHES

12:10 PM

BUTCH IS THE FAMILY NAME OF SOME BITCH

Now, now, don’t you all have friends to tend to?

NOT UNTIL IT IS MY TURN

You guys're being weird I'm gonna leave the thread :C

SORRY MUSHROOM CHILD

…See, you’ve gone? We wouldn’t want to make anyone ☋ℵ☾⊙ᗰϜ⊙☈†ꍏ♭↳€ do we?

You're freaking me out a bit, who are you??

The rhymings too much so I'm leaving the thread If Desiree was here I would wish to be DEAD

I'll shut up now, I'll go and flee Technus, you can come over whenever you're free

I FEEL LIKE A PRESCHOOLER BEING CHASTIZED FOR STEALING SOME OTHER KIDS TOY,,

12:14 PM

I'll shut up now, I'll go and flee Technus, you can come over whenever you're free

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump BET!! I WILL COME BY WHEN THIS ARC IS OVER

The rhymings too much so I'm leaving the thread If Desiree was here I would wish to be DEAD

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump DONT SAY THAT DUDE

You're freaking me out a bit, who are you??

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I’m but an observer, keeping things in check to make sure everyone sticks to their part and that you all maintain this wonderful flow of energy. It’s quite a show.

EVER HEAR OF THAT PHRASE

Oh, you are one of those. Eh.

The rhymings too much so I'm leaving the thread If Desiree was here I would wish to be DEAD

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You are a ghost, you are already dead Feel free to go and leave this thread

I’m but an observer, keeping things in check to make sure everyone sticks to their part and that you all maintain this wonderfu...

@Fine-Exhibit (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump What?

its god, dude.

1

YEAH GHOST CHILD, THAT IS GOD

12:16 PM

WELL,, ONE OF THEM

fear

AGAIN: DO NOT BE AFRAID

12:16 PM

YOU HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING SMITE WORTHY YET

Not afraid, generally annoyed at most deities. Too much work to do.

HONESTLY I THINK I MIGHT GET SMITED SOON,, HEY CURRIE(Can I call you that?) WARN ME BEFORE YOU SMITE ME?

I'm going back to bed fuck this shit

For all intents and purposes, I suppose that would be the closest thing. I am a very merciful one, as long as you all behave of course, everyone seems to be doing just fine… Warn you? Ah but where’s the fun in that? … Now, I must be off. I look forward to your next scenes.

Technus, I doubt you'll get smited Unless you're explicit it's fine I'm still here aren't I? Even though I lampshaded the way that I died

For all intents and purposes, I suppose that would be the closest thing. I am a very merciful one, as long as you all behave of ...

@Fine-Exhibit (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump SEE YOU CURRIE!! HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SHOW

12:19 PM

Technus, I doubt you'll get smited Unless you're explicit it's fine I'm still here aren't I? Even though I lampshaded the way th...

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump TRUE!

The rhymings too much so I'm leaving the thread If Desiree was here I would wish to be DEAD

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Hm.

…What a weirdo.

Hm.

@gloriousAeviternity (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I didn't mean it Desiree please please please please please please please

Well then.

DESIREE PLEASE DO NOT KILL MY BOYFRIEND

Worry not; He's already dead. Among other reasons.

…I’m going to check on everyone at the Keep Message me if they’re any updates on the situation

Well then.

@Not_Procrastinating Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Hello, other me! How have you been! ...Ignore Technus dying, he's already dead.

Worry not; He's already dead. Among other reasons.

@gloriousAeviternity (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YIPPEE!!

Distracted. I have been distracted.

I can relate I've often been in that state

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The curse of a writer I am afraid.

12:26 PM

Empty documents and organization only done to avoid said writing.

TWO nerds?????

Starting new stories and leaving the old ones behind Being a writer is hard, but it's how I'm inclined

12:30 PM

TWO nerds?????

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Dan, aren't you busy saving a bird? I hope you kill Harker, it's what he deserves.

I can multi task

You're part me, so you can not. (edited)

i saw that

IT ONLY PROVES MY POINT.

we can multi task if its funny

Let me know if you can't handle an old man.

we're back at the keep.

LMAO LOOK [This image has been removed for violating Whisprr guidelines. Reason: Excessive gore.]

12:42 PM

AW NO FAIR

12:42 PM

SKULKER IS COVERED IN SO MUCH BLOOD HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S MADE OF BLOOD AND IT'S HILARIOUS.

HE IS JUST A LITTLE JELLYBEAN OF BLOOD,,

You guys have a weird sense of humor

LISTEN. NORMALLY GORE ISN'T FUNNY. BUT THE FACT SKULKER IS COMPLETELY COVERED IS VERY FUNNY.

Whatever you say, man

You guys have a weird sense of humor

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Thanks, it's the trauma

[Original Post] HEY @PoetryInMotion DO YOU HAVE ANY MEDICAL BOOKS IN YOUR LAIR? I NEED TO LOOK INTO SOMETHING REAL QUICK

destroyed a facility

3:04 PM

didn’t find any spirits but they got what they deserved anyway (edited)

. . . You know what. I am not even going to deal with that right now.

I'm a writer, not a doctor But I know what you talk of The answers that you seek Can be found in the keep Now please leave me be I'm working on a story

DAMN, ALRIGHT. THANK YOU ANYWAYS

3:05 PM

GOOD LUCK IN YOUR WRITING

I am trying to remember the plot of this tale... The last time I worked on it was before I was in jail.

I HOPE IT COMES TO YOU SOON

If you need medical knowledge you are welcome to come to the keep and ask. Be mindful of those who are resting.

OF COURSE! I WILL RETURN SOON

Outside of being excellect warriors, my people and I are also medics and inventors. I specialize in medicine relating to ghosts and cores, it is why I was sent to the keep.

I SEE,, I AM PERSONALLY A BIOMEDICAL ENGINEER, I ALSO WENT TO MEDSCHOOL FOR 4 YEARS IN LIFE. BUT. I DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT GHOSTS FROM THE UNIVERSE OF THE PERSON I AM WORRYING ABOUT

I would like to learn more about ecto-focused medicine, myself. I have human and animal medical knowledge going back to the Plague of Justinian and helped design early models for clinical trials... but ecto-beings are quite new to me.

[original post] CURRENTLY HAVING TWENTY SIMULTANEOUS MENTAL BREAKDOWNS BC IT BE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES

I AM SENDING YOU KISSES AND SUPPORT THROUGH THE SCREEN

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU. I AM HAVING TROUBLE RECREATING 3.0. BECAUSE I CAN'T FOCUS AND I FEEL ALL JITTERY AND NERVOUS.

DO YOU THINK HAVING OTHER PEOPLE AROUND WOULD HELP? I CAN NOT LEAVE MY LAIR AT THE MOMENT FOR REASONS, BUT YOU CAN USE THE EQUIPMENT AND MATERIALS I HAVE IF YOU WANT

NO I WILL BE FINE EVENTUALLY.

IF YOU NEED HELP, JUST SAY SO, ALRIGHT?

OKAY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU TOO XOX

I would like to learn more about ecto-focused medicine, myself. I have human and animal medical knowledge going back to the Pla...

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I am willing to teach as long as you are willing to learn. I don't have time for dallying or dragging feet. If you can keep up then you will be fine. There is much to learn and I hope that you at least understand the basics. This is not to be rude, but my time is important and is spent helping others as I can.

I am willing to teach as long as you are willing to learn. I don't have time for dallying or dragging feet. If you can keep up ...

@SnowfedLiveries (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Of course. And... not right now, obviously. My fingers are still a bit sore from that stitching last night.

That is understandable. If I am not assisting others in the Realms then I am among the Far Frozen, one of the others there can direct you there when you are ready.

I will add it to my list of places to visit after I finish the Bridge.

This doesn't count as backsliding.

...

@ Astro-Not he has Jazz. For Context.

HE WHAT

7:41 PM

Okay not our Jazz but. Still

Yeah.

7:41 PM

Exactly.

What the fuck- why

Kill him worse.

3

7:42 PM

Rip his limbs off and beat him with them.

4

TRUST me Dani. I'm doing all I can!!!!!!

Good.

Also he's some kinda weird ghost. Got The Eyes yknow

Of course he is. Fucker.

Save Jazz first and then make him feel all of the suffering of everyone he hurt later. I have a few ideas.

: ) Yeah so did I.

I guess if its for a "good" reason then- fine. Quit giving me these moral dilemmas, I'm only 16.

Absolutely not.

Castrate him violently for me bro

Oooh, there's a good idea

With a rusty spoon!

......................Nothin there no more.

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[Yeah she hasn't changed her Whisprr handle. or her icon. Wraith loves worms. ]

6

5

I guess if its for a "good" reason then- fine. Quit giving me these moral dilemmas, I'm only 16.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Moral dilemmas are good for you. Means you're thinking about morals, and thus doing better than we were.

Haha no balls haha

......................Nothin there no more.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Good.

Haha no balls haha

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump wait since when were you awake

Moral dilemmas are good for you. Means you're thinking about morals, and thus doing better than we were.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump .

wait since when were you awake

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [Selfie of an adult Lucy throwing up a peace sign] I live, bitch

[Selfie of an adult Lucy throwing up a peace sign] I live, bitch

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump .

7:51 PM

Cool tell me how THIS SHITHOLE EXPERIENCE GOES FOR EVERYONE.

Everything works out

I mean, it did in my timeline. IDK if me being here has fucked it lol

SURE FUCKING HOPE IT DOESNT.

7:52 PM

Hey can you give us any spoilers. Anything FUN. I wanna know something fucked up

Hmph. If it does, I vote we go find a Clockwork you aren't dating and kick his ass.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I mean-

Hmph. If it does, I vote we go find a Clockwork you aren't dating and kick his ass.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump [Disliked]

Yours works, too, if you're into that.

Pfft

Yours works, too, if you're into that.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump [liked]

Its been so long

uuuh anything specific?

Its been so long

uuuh anything specific?

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump

does judy still like her earrings lmao

yeah lol

I AM GLAD TO HEAR SHE LIKES THEM

Hmph. If it does, I vote we go find a Clockwork you aren't dating and kick his ass.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump [Disliked]

yeah lol

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump LMAO. nice.

future girl

JUDY

7:58 PM

WHEN SHOULD I DROP OFF THE EARRINGS

anytime is fine. im stuck in bed until my guard dog calms down

ALRIGHT! I WILL DROP THEM OFF WHEN THE CURRENT SITUATION I AM DEALING WITH IS OVER AND I AM PROPERLY RESTED

take your time! i dont mind

future girl

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump

past girl

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump past LADY thank you very much. how are you enjoying the past huh

I miss my nintendo switch and my girlfriend but otherwise its poggers

I CAN SEND YOU A SWITCH WHEN I DELIVER JUDY HER EARRINGS

8:01 PM

I HAVE A SHIT TON OF THEM

I miss my nintendo switch and my girlfriend but otherwise its poggers

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump :O ! I'm so happy for you and your cool future girlfriend.

Thanks tech

NO PROBLEM!

I bullied clockwork btw I wasn't gonna get involved in the past but he said it's fine sooooo

8:03 PM

Guess i'm just here now

nice lmao

8:03 PM

how am i in the future. still cleaning up after hardy?

Wow, a future Lucy!

Everythings changed and everythings stayed the same thats all im saying

8:06 PM

... poise

Shit cycles over and over, it happens.

Everythings changed and everythings stayed the same thats all im saying

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump WHAT DOES. THAT MEAN, LUCY?

hey future lucy

Should I be worried with that tone of voice for my name

Ive been taking lessons in being vague and cryptic and annoying from cockwork

8:07 PM

This tale has no set ending It changes up depending On what people do Even the future isn't immune

8:07 PM

I think that is just something powerful ass gods like to do

GW can you write me a story where i get a sick ass talking worm i can ride like a horse. alaskan bullworm style

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228824700138819698/1230725414629019658/IMG_5899.gif

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump sending this to him asap

Why am I not surprised by this.

he said "do not send that to me" but i did anyhow

hey future lucy

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Hey crimmy

8:08 PM

Should I be worried with that tone of voice for my name

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Nah man youre fine

Ive been taking lessons in being vague and cryptic and annoying from cockwork

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I see he taught you well

GW can you write me a story where i get a sick ass talking worm i can ride like a horse. alaskan bullworm style

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump In the future or the past And should I make it last I have my lair back now I'll do it, just tell me how

Imagine me wrapping my hair around like a beard. Uuuh your future is in your hands.. oooo destiny is fluid ooo

he said "do not send that to me" but i did anyhow

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Hah.

Lol, nice

In the future or the past And should I make it last I have my lair back now I'll do it, just tell me how

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump Maybe not actually last time I rode a worm it ate a town so

Maybe not actually last time I rode a worm it ate a town so

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump

I cant drive they took my license off me for that

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump why would that stop you?

8:11 PM

I don't have a liscence

Worm police in the future

I don't have a liscence

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Have you been driving without a license?

Have you been driving without a license?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I Plead The Fifth

Have you been driving without a license?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump How many times have you driven the Speeder?

Worm police in the future

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump mean way to refer to your uncle

mean way to refer to your uncle

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump AHAHAHAHA

8:13 PM

tell uncle hardy i said hewwo

How many times have you driven the Speeder?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Don't turn this around on me

But you make it so easy

Why are there two of you? Like one wasn't enough of a mistake.

tell uncle hardy i said hewwo

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump he asked why im talking like that. when i said it was you he tried to say it back. i recorded it.

Awe fuck yeah uncle hardison

drop the mp3 coward

be NICE ????

8:18 PM

[uploaded pooridiot.mp3]

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be NICE ????

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [Liked]

[png of Hardy with his face painted like a tiger. Childrens birthday party in the background. ] show him this tell him i said Grrr rawr

PFFFY YHAHAH HES SO CUTE......

[png of Hardy with his face painted like a tiger. Childrens birthday party in the background. ] show him this tell him i said G...

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Awwwwwe !!!!!

Ah yeah the kids insisted lol

the kids huh. like youuuu?

Yeah I peer preassured him into it lol

UNSURPRISING

What

hi uncle ben,,

whos birthday party even is that? is it anybody you know

Why is that your question?

fear

no im curious too

8:23 PM

im nosey you see

uuuuuuuh I THINK it was ems

we had a bouncy castle

Why are there two of you? Like one wasn't enough of a mistake.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Isn't there like... four of you running around?

.

Isn't there like... four of you running around?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I don't claim them

uuuuuuuh I THINK it was ems

we had a bouncy castle

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump sorry?

ANYONE IN THIS THREAD SMOKE WEED

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ANYONE IN THIS THREAD SMOKE WEED

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump obviously.

THAT WAS A JOKE BTW

OBVIOUSLY, I AM CANADIAN

8:25 PM

CANADA LEGALIZED RECREATIONAL WEED USAGE IN 2018 (edited)

ANYONE IN THIS THREAD SMOKE WEED

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Do you have some uncle tech pass the blunt

After today, fucking need some.

half the fun of having a cop husband and being dead is smoking weed

Do you have some uncle tech pass the blunt

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump LMAO NO IM JOKING.

well. weed and blood blossoms, with hardy

sorry?

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Em : ) Little Em. God would it be bad if i sent a pic, will that cause a ruckus

IT'S AN INTERNET JOKE. A "MEME" IF YOU WILL

8:26 PM

Em : ) Little Em. God would it be bad if i sent a pic, will that cause a ruckus

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump PLEASE DON'T WE'VE BEEN HAVING A HARD ENOUGH TIME ALREADY

8:26 PM

I AM CURRENTLY HAVING SEVERAL MENTAL BREAKDOWNS

Em : ) Little Em. God would it be bad if i sent a pic, will that cause a ruckus

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump SEND PIC

I AM CURRENTLY CRYING OVER A BLOBKER

NICKY. SKULKER STATUS PLEASE.

PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANYTHING BREAKDOWN INDUCING

8:27 PM

NICKY. SKULKER STATUS PLEASE.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump HE IS SPEAKIGN

8:27 PM

SPEAKONG*

8:27 PM

FUCK

OH THANK GOD

SPEAKING*

8:27 PM

WITH TROUBLE, BUT

8:27 PM

WORDS!

I CAN'T DEAL WITH HIM MYSELF BC I AM CURRENTLY HAVING MY OWN MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

He knows his own name and ours.

I AM FULL ON SOBBING RIGHT NOW BUT

8:28 PM

I CAN'T DEAL WITH HIM MYSELF BC I AM CURRENTLY HAVING MY OWN MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump THAT IS ALRIGHT!! YOU CAN NOT FEED PEOPLE WITH AN EMPTY PANTRY

SEND PIC

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'll dm you Judy hang on

8:28 PM

DM with Judy

hey whys judy screaming at the wall

It said something rude.

entirely possible

I did hear that saying about the walls having ears or some nonsense like that.

she says she cant even tell me :/ she doesnt evne want to tell HARDY

. . . I bet it is time travel shit.

9:45 PM

Seems to be a lot of existential crisis involving time.

9:45 PM

No one let me have time travel. I'd get lost somehow.

dont ask old lucy SHIT shell ANSWER

Can you shake her like one of those 8 balls?

not physically there but. my god.

Give her a motorcycle helmet painted like one. THEN shake her next time you see her.

tempting.

mean to me

hello daughter of mine

oh fuck i forgot you were on here oops lol

9:50 PM

hi dad love you

. I love you too.

3

gottem

. . . You are both adorable.

9:53 PM

I am keeping your Dad alive... well in the current state of life he normally is in.

Ah yeah he lives hes fine. NASTY scar its gnarly

my bad

Will you bring my mother to the fucking hospital already ill kill you

I HAVE ADHD

Ah yeah he lives hes fine. NASTY scar its gnarly

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump :C Can you give him a hug for me? I feel bad that I can't help right now.

I HAVE ADHD

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ...Does that mean I also have ADHD?

yes.

9:55 PM

go get medicated

hey actually do u want me to go get Jazz lol

.

9:56 PM

THIS IMPLIES A LOT THAT I DONT LIKE.

...Does that mean I also have ADHD?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I think my brain's like, regular probably. ((ooc LOL NO))

Danté started a thread. 5/20/2024 9:57 PM

hey actually do u want me to go get Jazz lol

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump what does this mean.

Time fuckery.

Whatcha mean

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump you know where Jazz is?

yeah I think? I was in a big TUBE when all this shit was going down and its been likeeee.. 30 years so

THRITY? YOURE THRITY? FOURTY TWO?

oh my god?? terminal baby face

YES IF YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS GO GET HER

10:03 PM

Or at least lead us to her if you can't interfere that much.

YEAH PLEASE

uuuh i was gonna say does that count as changing the timeline drastically

the old bastard wouldnt squeal

10:03 PM

uuuh i was gonna say does that count as changing the timeline drastically

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump .

ah yeah he wouldnt hes a jackass lol i hate that guy

what the fuck does this imply-

i have a headache

How much would it change?

10:04 PM

If we were to get there more quickly?

i mean. what if its one of those paradoxes where telling them was always meant to happen? like a self fulfilling prophecy?

You would be making changes by acting yourself so really I think the point is moot.

10:05 PM

You are already making loops.

Wraith? . . . Vlad, do you have something of Jazz's that could tune a Boo-merang (Ancients, I hate that name). She's liminal enough already one should be able to lock on.

10:06 PM

Something of your Jazz's specifically

. . . Boo-merang.

Probably back at the house. Lucy just get your sister however the timeline changes it can't be any worse surely

[@apexpredator is Online.] DAN YOURE PAY ME BACK FOR ECTO SKELETON AND WALKER BONE BEADS YOU BASTARD

10:07 PM

oh i log on in middle of conversation apologies i make own post

.

10:08 PM

YOURE OKAY! :D

HI SKULKER GLAD YOURE BACK BABY!!

FOLKS AS YOUUGHG CAN TELL SKULKER HAS RECOVERED

10:08 PM

I AM GOING TO GO BACK TO MY MENTAL BREAKDOWN NOW

you destroy my suit and my hard work beads dan

Oh. Good to see you back.

I HAVE OTHER BONE I KEPT FOR REASONS. :D

oh yay thank you that still dont excuse destroy suit

in my defense, you saw that shit too. we both went. intense.

[Champagne is Offline but will be happy to see Skulker's messages when she wakes.]

i dont remember any of raid except you melt suit

yeah we saw some fuckshit and I kiiiiiind of lost it? OH I SHOULD SEND YOU THESE PICTURES

send pics if can yes

For the love of Stars, DM that shit or something. TOS will take them down.

dont worry lol i know

dm me yesss

Sent.

found jazz lol

.

[ png of Wraith in the full suit with a screaming Jazz on the back of the bike ] old man was bluffing btw she was at a TED talk

.

10:34 PM

im going to go throw up

. . . Ah so... Guess they don't need to go and hunt people down.

what

That's... the right Jazz?

found jazz lol

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump IS SHE OKAY ?????????????????? D:

How many are there?

yeah lol shes fine. Yeah shes my jazz shes got me as her lockscreen

.

OKAY. BRB.

kill him lol get his ass

DO IT OUTSIDE. DO NOT RETRAUMATIZE MY PATIENTS.

Old man murder time. ... outside

Wait is he here

IM LITERALLY ON MY WA YOUT

10:37 PM

Wait is he here

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump hes in the bag

I think Vlad deserves to get a hit or 12 in

The man would fall over from a stiff wind.

If you can drag him out without killing him Illl let him

10:38 PM

guy still has one eye!

can i

10:38 PM

hang on im on my way

PLEASE PICK HIM UP INFERNO LMAO....

Pft yeah just a sec

. . . Please do not kill him the rest of the way.

10:40 PM

Vlad. Not the other guy. Fuck that guy. Want to borrow my cane to hit him with?

maybe grab a few scalpels

I have a cast iron skillet he can use.

i broke his swordcane back at the compound

Poor sword. Mine is a bit sturdier.

i WAS using it on bone

Mine is meant to cut through dragon hide. Should survive bone.

I can make something out of ice.

god thats fucking cool

Just burn the body after, yeah? Don't need necromancer shit like what their research suggests.

god youre so right

10:45 PM

i was thinking of. other. stuff. but thats abetter plan!

Hah. Yeah, we can do that. Fucking hells... Kingy's planning on doing something with that information?

Yeah, going to try to get the government to actively treat you like people and not less protected than a plant.

10:48 PM

I'm going to... try and help.

:)

10:48 PM

im here and i need new things to read!

There is... a lot. Just don't set it on fire, we need those records. Could digitize them... my phone can make PDFs.

then it would be easier to send them my way! and i never burn Workd

10:49 PM

though its not legally work. hardy has banned me from that

Ethern is looking over and recording them right now. I can send you what I have. There is at least a full filing cabinet.

Oh Boy!

[Image Posted: Definitely a lot of paperwork. So much paperwork. Horrific shit.] Can you give me til tomorrow? I need to make sure my kid gets here safe while the murderhobos exact revenge.

4

PLEASE take all the time you need! Im not going anywhere

Oh boy

10:59 PM

That reminds me. Judy, you okay to DM?

Honestly, kind of hot. But kid > Watching cathartic murder.

yeah sure

Forestfairyunicorn started a thread. 5/20/2024 11:01 PM

[future-figment has gone offline]

Uh oh.

UH OH

Pretty sure he's going to go blow something up.

11:08 PM

Harker melted.

.

11:09 PM

LIKE. A CLONE?

What do you mean he melted-

INFERNO TELL ME THAT MAN WAS NOT A CLONE BEFORE MY HALLUCINATING ASS BREAKS OUT OF MY LAIR TO TRACK THAT RAT ASS LOOKING MOTHER FUCKING BITCH DOWN

11:10 PM

TELL ME THAT WAS NOT A CLONE

I don't know what the hell he was. But his corpse melted

.

11:11 PM

OUGHH THE WALLS BLINKED OKAY I AM FOCUSING BACK ON MY CURRENT TASK-

HEEEYYYYY CORN MUFFIN!!!!!!!

Stop calling me that.

AWWW

12:06 AM

SORRY I AM DRUNK RIGHT NOW

Stop calling me that.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ARE YOU /J OR /SRS

I do not know what these letters mean. I am 30 or 40 years old.

4

/J MEANS JOKE, AND /SRS MEANS SERIOUS

12:08 AM

BOOMER

I do not know what these letters mean. I am 30 or 40 years old.

@Primal_Hunter @ Whisprr (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I AM SEVENTY OR EIGHTY!

12:08 AM

OH GOD....IM INTO YOUNG BUCKS.

Did you need something?

:( i want a date

. Okay. Where

SOMEWHERE FANCY! SOMEWHERE LOVING!

12:10 AM

NOT HUNTING.

Olive Garden?

fucking olive garden?

.

12:11 AM

SKULKER.

12:11 AM

I LOVE YOU. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.

What is wrong with Olive Garden? They treat you like family. (edited)

I AM BORDERLINE A TRILLIONAIRE

12:12 AM

AND THEIR QUALITY HAS GONE DOWN.

they were never good tbh

This doesn't concern you, red whelp

SINCE YOURE SO SMART CRIMMY WHERED YOU WANT TO GO?

you think i know shit about fancy places? thats a question for vlad, not me. im happy enough to order a pizza and stay home in my boxers

EAST SIDE MARIOS

12:15 AM

THEY HAVE AWESOME BREAD

Thanks darling. By the way where is my alternate?

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump dying last i heard

12:15 AM

he might be in the keep

Hm.

EAST SIDE MARIOS

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump

prty at guy's house btw 4 anyoe that liks 2 partay

SIGH I AM JUST BEING SILLY NVM DO NOT MIND ME

Let me take you somewhere. Please.

Hm.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump is something up?

is something up?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm not sure yet. It will be good if it is.

Let me take you somewhere. Please.

@Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ILL TALK TO YOU IN DETAIL LATER I LOVE YOU

ILL TALK TO YOU IN DETAIL LATER I LOVE YOU

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I love you, too.

I'm not sure yet. It will be good if it is.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump well lmk if you need anything, you know im always a hop and a skip away

Vlad's being emo in the corner loudly blasting radiohead from his ipod nano why whats up

Babys awake.

5

Fuck yes finally some GOOD news

I've been pretty busy today.... it's uh, did Cairo make it???

oh shit?? whats her condition rn? (edited)

I have got Cairo snuggled up. She is fine, probably a little shaken up.

She seems bright eyed and bushy tailed but I will be checking her over in a moment.

good...

that's a relief. I've been worried sick

Oh good.

Oh that is good.

Thank goodness

Fun fact. Don't touch the gross as shit ectoplasm left over from that Harker clone. Bad time.

WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH IT???

How the fuck else am I going to test it? My hand has plenty of scars.

10:51 AM

Better me than someone else here.

is it like acidic or something?

The guy was a clone?

GET A STICK? OR SOMETHING?

10:52 AM

DO NOT USE YOUR BODY TO TEST RANDOM FLUIDS YOU FIND

It burns on touch. Might be only reactive to ectoplasmic beings? I didn't let it sit long enough to find out if it would eat through

10:52 AM

It didn't melt the jar I stuck it in.

...do you have other testing equipment with you?

No but I plan on finding someone who can test the sample. I just needed to make sure no one else was going to touch it and see how dangerous it was.

if its ecto, i know at least two places that might have the things you need. either my universe's vladco, or a fentonworks.

I'll poke one of those. Might ask the Vlad here if he has anything. Not letting him do much given last I saw he could get knocked over by a light breeze.

that bad huh? yeah let him take it easy- if hes anything like mine youll have to strap him down to something before he gets a day of rest

Pain medication also works given how... intense the injuries were. I'll try to make sure he gets rest.

Get me some samples, if you would. I'll run some tests.

[Original post] (An uncaptioned image of his head as it's missing both its facial and cranial plates)

Get me some samples, if you would. I'll run some tests.

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I got a sizable one. I... Sort of reflexively burned the rest of the pile.

That is entirely fair.

12:38 PM

What are the running theories so far. Vlad is out cold I cannot pester him about it.

I will analyze it as soon as I have a chance.

The files have something about corrupting obsessions and some... other uncomfortable revenant and cloning things. Which I need to get on the digitizing for Judy.

I think Ethern’s done for the time being so if you need to start that go right ahead

Can i get a copy when you have a chance? Actually now Valerie is up on her feet I could help perhaps?

Ugh. Well... we'll put together a presentation and decide our plan.

Sounds good I’ll let Ethern know when he wakes up.

How're things at the Keep?

Well enough for now.

Good. I'm going down into the labs. We'll... see soon how many more we'll be bringing back.

Good Patients are resting after getting excellent medical attention and treatment and everything is running smoothly And sounds good Stay safe Let us know if you do so that we can be ready for them

we'll be ready for your return. Just don't do anything stupid.

I would never.

Your track record proceeds you. You and all of your iterations.

Can i get a copy when you have a chance? Actually now Valerie is up on her feet I could help perhaps?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yep, the copies will be for anyone who needs them. I will let people know when I get through with it all.

2:08 PM

I would never.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Hah!

Just be careful, alright?

[picture from Art] Neeeeeew look!

Cute!

WOOOO JUDY

You look beautiful my dear Judy

HOT SHIT.

:3 heehee thanks

YOU'RE SO PRETTY WOW!!!!!!!

i figured after almost double dying twice it was time for a small change

You hear that Vlad, maybe you should go back to mullet town USA

Kindly die.

i think vlad would look good with a modern undercut

I'd look good in anything. It's part of who I am.

BOWL CUT

Die.

rat tail.

mohawk mate

mullet?

bald

OOOOOH THATS RIGHT YOU DID HAVE A MULLET

How do I @ Poindexter

Crimson what do you think yay or nay to the mullet

yay, of course

gay more like

I am in the keep with the clippers as we speak

stay the hell away from me you insane old man

Don’t get hair in healing wounds please.

LOL

3:10 PM

yeah put one of those baby blankets over him you have to use on little kids

You can cut my hair when i'm dead

going to cut half your hair then

Why hasn't your husband put you in a cage or something. Stop harassing me.

I have.

please dont send me back to the cage skulker i will be SO WELL BEHAVED!!

Hm. I don't know...

If you put me in the cage i am putting you back in the guinea pig run no ifs or buts

.

3:48 PM

Why are you like this.

You married me loser

mwah kisses xoxoxxo

HMPH. If you put me in the run I won't be coming out.

he likes the run everybody

It's quiet and dark! And I can hide from SOMEONE who likes pICKING ME UP.

going to come over there and pick you up right now

UGH

[picture of one grilled cheese. lucy is visibly horking hers down in the background]

Awww. I... suddenly want a grilled cheese.

Then my work here is done.

awhhh, you're being such a good dad

I have not had a grilled cheese in years...

4:59 PM

Also. I am considering every scientist and researcher in this paperwork to be on a fucking hitlist if they haven't died already. This shit is F U C K E D.

CONSIDERING WE SENT DAN AFTER THEM. TWO DANS.

Yeah and one of them was a fucking clone. I have no doubt there are more of these asshole lurking around in other facilities. I will hobble my disabled ass like a B movie zombie and stab every fucking one.

5:02 PM

And I am pretty sure Wulf's Obsession got fucked with.

AUGH OF COURSE

I... hopefully some clean ectoplasm will help... I don't know.

I THINK WULFS OBSESSION IS FREEDOM AND RELATED THINGS SO. BE CAREFUL. MAYBE IF YOU FEED IT A LITTLE BIT HELL BE CALMER

Anyway, we have a majority of documents digitized and will soon have them ready for those who need/want. I will try. Maybe a walk outside or something... He just went on a merry chase and practically turned a kid into roadkill.

.

[picture of one grilled cheese. lucy is visibly horking hers down in the background]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump We lived bitch

6

7

And thank god.

I see the gremlin is awake

She's got her voracious appetite.

Say goodbye to your pantry. Thank you for babysitting.

gd...

Those going over the Facility notes. How does the Obsession Corruption work? I need a full process, time to induce, methods, and any reversal options stated.

We lived bitch

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump :OOOOOO !!!!!! OMG OMG OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH !!!!!!!!!!!

What is going on..?

And thank god.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump LUCY'S OKAY ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! CAN I GO VISIT HER ??????????

What is going on..?

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump . . . Perhaps you should come to the Keep and I'll give you the full update.

give me a moment and I shall be there.

:OOOOOO !!!!!! OMG OMG OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH !!!!!!!!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Thank you Dani

Thank you Dani

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Make sure you get plenty of rest and don't do anything too strenuous for a few days and please give Cairo a hug for me and ALSO i drew something for her a while ago do you want me to send it to you ??????????????

Send all good art. That will be good treatment for Cairo I bet.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) please show this to Cairo for me

7

That's beautiful thank you Dani. She loves it. [ BITING HIS TONGUE SO HE DOESNT SOB. ]

Thank you Vlad. I hope you're both okay

Can confirm he genuinely thinks it is lovely. I think Cairo is improving though.

I'm very lucky he didn't do anything to here. I think most of the damage was DAN. Stupid bastard.

I am going to guess some of the instability Inferno has doesn't help Dan always think clearly either.

I'm sure she'll be happy to see you Dani.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'll be over later if that's okay. I've been really really worried about her and I wanna make sure she's okay.

So long as you think you can handle it. Lucy will be happy.

Speaking of Dan... I should probably go see if I can find him. He didn't take the whole Harker thing well.

Probably a good idea... Be careful. I'd like to make sure you are both stable...

I am so glad that Lucy is okay

[original post] [A picture of two empty Skulker ecto-skeletons sitting at a table in the cafe.] WHAT THE FUCK????

IS THAT MY FUCKING SKULKERS SUIT?

8:22 PM

I JUST VERIFIED, THAT IS MY SKULKERS SUIT

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON I JUST GOT HERE.

I CAN FIGURE OUT, HOLD ON

8:26 PM

THEY. THEY ARE HUNTING EACHOTHER? (Under the caption is an MP4 labelled SKULK.21/05/06 - XX:XX. It's a video of the Skulkers vibing, then leaving the café)

THE CAFE HAS SECURITY CAMERAS?

Well.. that is a bonding activity.

THE CAFE HAS SECURITY CAMERAS?

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump NO :)

SKULKER HAS SECURITY CAMERAS?????

I BUILT HIS SUIT, OF COURSE I PUT CAMERAS IN IT

1

You what

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN THAT BASTARD GOES MISSING?

8:28 PM

WELL, I BUILT THE CURRENT ITERATION OF IT

8:29 PM

DO NOT WORRY, SKULKER KNOWS ABOUT THE CAMERAS

8:30 PM

AND I DO NOT CHECK THEM UNLESS NECESSARY

Any luck finding them?

I AM JUST HANGING OUT WITH THEIR SUITS

I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE THEY ARE, BUT I AM PRETTY SURE THEY WENT TO ONE OF THEIR LAIRS

. . . Maybe someone should try and find them.

I AM KEEPING WATCH ON THE SUITS.

9:42 PM

BECAUSE IT IS VERY AWKWARD FOR THEM JUST TO BE OUT IN THE OPEN EMPTY LIKE THIS.

I know where one Lair is if you want me to check?

THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL. NICKY CAN YOU CHECK THE OTHER ONE. I'LL KEEP WATCH ON THE SUITS

SURE, I WILL CHECK MY SKULKERS LAIR

THANK YOU. I AM CONCERNED I JUST. DO NOT THINK I KNOW MY WAY TO MY SKULKERS LAIR?

NEITHER OF THEM ARE AT MY SKULKER'S LAIR

9:50 PM

I AM OMW TO YOUR SKULKER'S LAIR NOW

TY WANT ME TO COME WITH OR SHOULD I KEEP WATCH OVER THE SUITS

I WILL BE NOTIFIED IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH MY SKULKER'S SUIT, SO I WILL GO PICK YOU UP

HECK YES

I will let you know what I find.

Vlad's awake?

I would love to send flowers as a friendly face. :) Where's he recovering?

No.

No?

We didn't do a 20-floor evil science facility gauntlet just so you can traumatize him.

Which person are you again?

So mean? I would never traumatize him.

10:54 PM

Spectra :)

x

Mean. I'll have to send him the flowers to his house I suppose.

Hello Spectra

11:00 PM

Do your powers work via the internet, would you like me to facetime you.

Hello Darling! You know, I haven't tried. I'm sure seeing your rugged features would cheer me right up.

Ah you two dated didn't you? You talk like you have or you want to.

;)

ew why

Whatever do you mean?

Eh we all have at least one person we dated that we ask ourselves that question.

I was incredibly vulnerable and thats appealing to someone who feeds off misery

Ugh. You too, me?

When my stitches heal fully and I can walk without stumbling I'll meet you somewhere and you can have the all-you-can-eat trauma breakfast. Hm. I wonder if we all make the same mistake with Spectra.

Ugh. You too, me?

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump WHAT

Well, that was fun to witness. You have fun explaining that to your boyfriend. Bye~

When my stitches heal fully and I can walk without stumbling I'll meet you somewhere and you can have the all-you-can-eat trauma...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh, you are such a sweetie pie.

WHAT

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I was 27.

Young and stupid

... its ok, i almost dated our ember. bullet dodged

HEY!

... its ok, i almost dated our ember. bullet dodged

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump .

11:13 PM

No comments.

you cant judge me legally

No, I can't, and Ember knows why.

... its ok, i almost dated our ember. bullet dodged

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [Liked. He's so out of touch with the internet he doesn't realize that people can see when you Like posts.]

oh my fucking god

.

how do you unlike post that was accident

Wooooooooooooow. I'm hurt. Heart breaking to a kajillion pieces. owie.

accident coincidence my fingers too big for buttons

I am not saving you from that either.

ACCIDENT. sorry

You have a very nice Lair by the way.

ACCIDENT. sorry

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump you arent my ex bug bear so consider this a warning

i am not use to internet

Bug bear?

you arent my ex bug bear so consider this a warning

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump omg ember hi im ur biggest fan :3

omg ember hi im ur biggest fan :3

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump oh heeeeey techno geek, hows the mans?

you arent my ex bug bear so consider this a warning

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump it was accident i promise

11:18 PM

hit button mistake

oh heeeeey techno geek, hows the mans?

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump HES LEARNED A LOT ABOUT HIMSELF! HE IS NOW CORN MUFFIN IN MY PHONE

[Lying so much rn]

HES LEARNED A LOT ABOUT HIMSELF! HE IS NOW CORN MUFFIN IN MY PHONE

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump lol cute. u guys went out recently??

11:19 PM

hit button mistake

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump [liked, just to mess with him]

lol cute. u guys went out recently??

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump HE KILLED THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.

oh of course he did

THERE IS NOW A GIANT LOCH NESS MONSTER ON TOP OF MY LAIR

Oh goodie another Amber

I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT-

HE DID WHAT

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HE! KILLED! NESSIE!!!!

Oh goodie another Amber

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump MAN did u just deadname me?

11:22 PM

if thats even what that word means lol i heard phantom use it once

LOL EMBER........

.

11:24 PM

HM.

AHHAHAHA

11:24 PM

YEAH VLAD! ARE YOU DEADNAMING US NOW?????

Apologies... Nicolai.

HATE CRIME

GET HIM

DR NICOLAI FUCKER. I THINK.

KILL!!!!!!

You're so dramatic.

says u lmao

Very true. Can you blame me.

YES.

YES

..wow.

yes

YES

ENOUGH?

>:)

yes

Im logging off

lol bye gramps

...Hello Lucy. Daddy will be home when his innards are fully sealed in.

11:28 PM

GRAMPS? We're the same age !!

HE! KILLED! NESSIE!!!!

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Well that's sad.

WHAT IS THIS I AM HEARING ABOUT VLAD DEADNAMING EMBER??

Well that's sad.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I KNOW!!!!!!!

Tsk tsk, other me.

so fucked up man

I AM SO SORRY EMBER, I CAN NOT BELIEVE HE WOULD DO THAT TO YOU

THAT IS NOT WHAT DEADNAMING IS I AM 99% PERCENT SURE

I AM TRANS, I KNOW WHAT DEADNAMING IS

What, you're a Vlad and you don't know?

I AM TRANS, I KNOW WHAT DEADNAMING IS

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump TRANS RIGHTS

oh of course the 1%er is talking about the other 99% typical

I wish Jon did me in when he had the chance

.

TRANS RIGHTS

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump TRANS RIGHTS

trans rights

I wish Jon did me in when he had the chance

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump NO YOU DONT.

I wish Jon did me in when he had the chance

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OH SHUT UP YOU BIG BABY

11:31 PM

NO YOU DO NOT

WHENEVER DAN GETS BACK IM TELLING HIM YOU DONT APPRECIATE HIS SACRIFICE

I'm going back into my coma

IM ALSO TELLING HIM YOU DEADNAMING PEOPLE NOW. POOR, SWEET DAN. HELL BE CRUSHED!

CALLING SOMEONE BY THEIR LIVING NAME IS NOT DEADNAMING FOR GOD'S SAKE!! YOU PEOPLE.

YOURE RIGHT. ITS LIVENAMING.

.

:( I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIVE NAMED EMBER.

I JUST INVENTED THAT PHRASE BTW SO IM TRADEMARKING IT

yeah thats worse i think

YOURE RIGHT. ITS LIVENAMING.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <3

LIVENAMING™️

11:34 PM

TRADEMARK OF TECHNUS INC. WHICH DOES NOT EXIST BUT WILL EXIST ONCE I TAKE OVER THE WORLD

sigh

no1 is allowed 2 livename tm me unless they knew me, which is 0 ppl

I'm going back into my coma

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Want the ghost nip?

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT "DO NOT LIVENAME ™️ " IN OUR DNIS

THANK YOU FOR KEEPING THE TRADEMARK

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT "DO NOT LIVENAME ™️ " IN OUR DNIS

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Where was this when that godawful event happened in the ghost zone park with that horrible lapin

WELL IT WAS JUST MADE SO. IT DIDN'T EXIST.

11:36 PM

....

lol wut

Want the ghost nip?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump THE WHAT?

I JUST INVENTED IT

IS VLAD THE BUNNY?

THE WHAT?

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Ghost. Nip.

no1 is allowed 2 livename tm me unless they knew me, which is 0 ppl

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Ah, well this explains it.

IS VLAD THE BUNNY?

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump No, the Easter bunny thing

Ah, well this explains it.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump tf thats supposed 2 mean bitch

No, the Easter bunny thing

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump YEAH I AM AWARE IS HE THE BUNNY.

vlad u have a fursona?

Oh my lordie. No, Vlad was not there for that Easter event

YEAH BECAUSE HE WAS IN COSTUME OBVS

11:39 PM

BEING THE BUNNY.

Nope

Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ] started a thread. 5/21/2024 11:40 PM

I was there dude, I can tell that he wasn't there.

GLITTER BOY GET THE FUCKING JOKE!!!!!!!

11:40 PM

OH MY GOD.

WTF

vlad u have a fursona?

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I do. Foley forced me into it. Do you want to see.

I do. Foley forced me into it. Do you want to see.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump .

'e

i dont wanna see anything from u anymore actually

FUCK. TYPO

11:42 PM

*ME

[[ fursona ]]

11:42 PM

Suffer.

vomiting rn

....

11:42 PM

[fursona. its a bobcat]

1

Dang, impressive

I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU ALL BC I ACTUALLY WAS MY PICTURE THATS A PICTURE OF ME

[fursona. its a bobcat]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump i cant believe u used that nickname as ur fursona lmfao

Anyway if you'll excuse me i have a date with a big bottle of morphine.

i cant believe u used that nickname as ur fursona lmfao

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm also dating the adorable nerd who gave me the nickname, so it's cute.

Anyway if you'll excuse me i have a date with a big bottle of morphine.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

oh shit fr?

NONE OF THE REST OF YOU CAN BECOME COOL ANIMALTAURS IN CYBERSPACE. YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE UP FURSONAS.

Just be sensible about it

oh shit fr?

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Wait, you didn't hear? Hm? [picture <3]

I AM SUPERIOR

No idea on my fursona, but I can turn into a giant snake

Wait, you didn't hear? Hm? [picture <3]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump holy shit i never thought id see the day lol. u 2 were sooo annoyimg

Just be sensible about it

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump What is this in reference to sorry.

11:45 PM

holy shit i never thought id see the day lol. u 2 were sooo annoyimg

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump And you know annoying.

And you know annoying.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump hey!

hey!

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :3

11:46 PM

Did I use that right?

nice job honey

this thread is a nigtmare

ME BTW. IF YOU EVEN CARE. WHICH YOU DON'T BECAUSE NO ONE RESPONDED WHEN I POSTED THIS PICTURE THE FIRST TIME

nice job honey

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ❤️‍

ME BTW. IF YOU EVEN CARE. WHICH YOU DON'T BECAUSE NO ONE RESPONDED WHEN I POSTED THIS PICTURE THE FIRST TIME

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump SO MEAN! I RESPONDED! WITH EYE EMOJIS!

I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE RESPONDING TO ME LMAO

ME BTW. IF YOU EVEN CARE. WHICH YOU DON'T BECAUSE NO ONE RESPONDED WHEN I POSTED THIS PICTURE THE FIRST TIME

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump damn why you built like a train carrying cargo

THIS CONVO IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

11:47 PM

damn why you built like a train carrying cargo

@Remember-My-Name (@GhostyPeppers) - jump RUDE TO ME???

11:47 PM

ITS BC I WAS A SPIDER. BC SPIDERS ARE AWESOME.

Anybody in this thread smoke weed? /ref

THEY WEAVE WEBS. LIKE THE WORLDWIDE WEB. GET IT.

I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE RESPONDING TO ME LMAO

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump WELL I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE RESPONDING TO ANYONE ELSE. THEY ARE BELOW MY NOTICE! BESTIES NICO <3

What is this in reference to sorry.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Your counterpart having a date with morphine. Yanno drugs

WELL I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE RESPONDING TO ANYONE ELSE. THEY ARE BELOW MY NOTICE! BESTIES NICO <3

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I LOVE YOU <3

Your counterpart having a date with morphine. Yanno drugs

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Oh. Yes. I hope he dies.

me 2

I LOVE YOU <3

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Oh. Yes. I hope he dies.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ??????????? what the hell is wrong with you

??????????? what the hell is wrong with you

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump The exact same things that are wrong with you, with small variations.

Don't think Whisprr allows messages that long.

3

Yeah.

. . . ugh, it's less fun when you're just a wet cat and accept it.

VERY TRUE.

I don't know what to tell you! I'm not a fan of myself right now.

Go to therapy man for god's sake

. . . did Spectra stop by?

Wrong therapy.

No, I...

11:56 PM

I just spoke with Dani today, is all.

Ah.

Speaking of trauma, have you found the other Dan?

Fuck. No.

He's missing?

He flew off somewhere after Harker gooped. I don't think he took the potential of it just being a... copy very well, considering what he (very justifiably) did to him.

Hm.

. . . Well shit. Maybe use that boo-merang on him.

Nah, I can track him down. I... might have gotten distracted.

Ah. The ADHD.

Heh. Here I thought you were procrastinating. Alright, be safe.

[original post] s o s cafe

what is wrong bubby whats happening

help me

Future bullshit.

a god show up

12:43 AM

save me

Hm.

what do you mean a god showed up

12:49 AM

which ONE

time

okay. no one say anything to my husband. i am totally still on bedrest and hell never know.

12:50 AM

>:3

got driven home by monkey because afterlife is already so damn weird might as well happen

i think if hardy wants to core me for sneaking out thatd be fine

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Would recomend. Monkey was friendly and got us home very quickly. Perhaps too quickly. And his music choice was excellent.

the car was on fire

2

Nice and warm

what the fuck happened

well.

2:03 AM

you see.

2:03 AM

stupid bullshit.

Dang

thanks judy, I can always count on you for your stunning storytelling

my fevers back be nice

thanks judy, I can always count on you for your stunning storytelling

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump and I can count on you for wit. And commentary.

mental breakdown also a god show up

I think that monkey knows things

he gave me the contract so

2:07 AM

thats fine if he does

monkey? nevermind. it's like 2 am and I need to get up at the ass crack of dawn for a jog

[Future-Figment is Online]

Ta da

God they finally found you

Aww, were you worried?

Not for the reasons you think.

Hey, welcome back

Not for the reasons you think.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump So you were worried for his wellbeing and not just destruction.

So you were worried for his wellbeing and not just destruction.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Wait-

12:36 PM

Damn it!

:)

aw that's sweet

lmao danny

Yeah, they're not wrong there

Whatever. I guess I'm glad you're okay at least - you people have been uncomfortably quiet.

i was just off in the freezing area of the GZ. blowing off steam and shit

Not the worst place you could of been. Feel better, big baby?

dont tempt fate.

whelp do it make you feel better about your sad life to be mean to future self

WOW.

1:04 PM

My life isn't sad! It's perfectly fine.

if you say so

1:06 PM

all i see of your life is teenage misery

Who are you, my therapist? I dont think someone who is criminally insane is qualified to talk about my life.

no am just mock you bc youre rude to friend and also it make me feel better

everyones criminally insane in your life dude.

no am just mock you bc youre rude to friend and also it make me feel better

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump So you're also sad, glad we got that cleared up

not sad just cold

Get a coat then LOL

Glad to see you are still up and about. If you and Inferno can manage to not get horribly distracted. I would like to check on you both. Regarding general stability and looking for any side effects from GIW weapons. Please.

OH yeah sure why not that makes sense

1:10 PM

you still at the keep?

i was in giw raid you need me too or no

Yep. Workaholic ass has not yet left. Yes, please. Just... need to make sure you are all good. Concerns about weapons being used to overclock obsessions.

ok be right there

oh yuck. be there soon

may want ask techni abt me bc i black out for all raid and was dan and technus there w me

Obsessions? I'm missing a lot of backstory here. Also uh- any updates on the "B Team" while we're here?

Thank you, and will do. Yeah the GIW have been experimenting on Corruption of Obsessions and basically ramping them up to such a pure unhealthy focus on said obsession that they lose themselves.

that happen in my world sometime when ghost get too old

1:14 PM

is almost happen to me but tech and champagne help me out

Which I already watched Wulf just... trample about trying to get free. So. Hm... yeah I can see age affecting things a bit too. Harder to regulate yourself. I will give you a look over and check if it is age or if they tried to... accelerate that.

Geez...that sounds awful.

.......let's hope none of that shit hit me holy shit

YEAH ME TOO DUDE.

am wonder if hit me and that why i black out and blob out

also if anyone at keep want bread i have took from bar bc need warm food right now but it cool down halfway through trip so do not want anymore

Ugh, yeah, I'll head back to the Keep, too.

Can't you just reheat it?

cant you just hold it over your hair]

Can't you just reheat it?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You can, but it makes bread a bit stale. Toast it or share it

cant you just hold it over your hair]

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump that why i need warm food hair is not as hot as should be

Hello there. There are some drinks in the keep, tea included.

[Original post] Coming to the cafe was a mistake. Why do I always walk in on Technus and Skulker making out and junk? I'm almost never in here for the fights

CONSIDERING MY HUSBAND IS A DRAGONFLY, AND IS INSANELY TINY, I DOUBT BRAINY IS MAKING OUT WITH HIM

what the fuck is going on in this hell

HIS BACK HURTS AND I AM HELPING THAT IS ALL. YOU ARE SO JUDGY GHOST CHILD.

OH SHIT, IS HIS BACK ACTING UP AGAIN?

AGAIN?

I CAN EXPLAIN IN DMS

OK

BUT YES WE ARE NOT MAKING OUT. WE WERE BEING SILLY AND HAVING FUN AND THEN I REALIZED I WAS HELPING W ACHES AND PAINS AND AS AN OLD PERSON I AM NO STRANGER TO ACHES AND PAINS SO OF COURSE I HELPED OUT MORE.

Knowing you, it'll happen any second now.

GHOST CHILD, MY HUSBAND IS HALF THE SIZE OF A RAT,, HOW IN THE NAME OF THE ANCIENTS WOULD HE MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO IS 6 FEET TALL

They'll find a way I'm sure.

NO, PICTURE IT. HOW WOULD THAT WORK

6:33 PM

ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT IT

I DONT WANT TO?

THEN STOP SAYING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE OUT WHEN IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO

OKAY FINE. They'll do something more freaky then

[Original post] Coming to the cafe was a mistake. Why do I always walk in on Technus and Skulker making out and junk? I'm almo...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump They all are quite invested in each other.

6:36 PM

GHOST CHILD, MY HUSBAND IS HALF THE SIZE OF A RAT,, HOW IN THE NAME OF THE ANCIENTS WOULD HE MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO IS 6 FEET...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump [Ask the writers of Bee Movie.]

OKAY FINE. They'll do something more freaky then

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I AM BEING SO NORMAL RIGHT NOW GHOST CHILD

There is no such thing as normal for any of you!

NORMAL FOR A TECHNUS AT LEAST

You got me there.

6:39 PM

They all are quite invested in each other.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump But yeah- the Skulker and Technus multiverse love-polygon is the worst thing that has ever happened to anybody

But yeah- the Skulker and Technus multiverse love-polygon is the worst thing that has ever happened to anybody

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump EXCUSE YOU. ITS THE BEST THING

6:39 PM

DONT BE A HOMOPHOBE GHOST CHILD LMAO

I'm not! I just don't like watching you guys do...that

LISTEN. I TONE DOWN THE AFFECTION IN FRONT OF YOU WHEN I KNOW YOU'RE THERE AND WHEN I AM NOT THUNDERSTORM BUZZED.

But yeah- the Skulker and Technus multiverse love-polygon is the worst thing that has ever happened to anybody

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump POLYGON??? DO YOU. DO YOU MEAN POLYCULE?

But yeah- the Skulker and Technus multiverse love-polygon is the worst thing that has ever happened to anybody

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I think it is cute.

6:41 PM

No definitely a polygon

That too, but I almost said "love triangle" which is three people

OH, UNDERSTOOD

I guess its cute in an old man kind of way. I guess.

6:42 PM

I'm running on three hours of sleep btw sorry

I NEVAH GOT TO DO MUCH OF THIS SORT OF ROMANTIC STUFF WHEN I WAS ALIVE SO. GIVE ME A BREAK

I'm running on three hours of sleep btw sorry

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump GO SLEEP

Nah im good

I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND FORCE YOU INTO RESTING

Lack of sleep leads to hallucinating. Sleep.

I can sleep kater

ALRIGHT, I AM RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION (edited)

Kater.

Come and get me...you green ting

TING,,

I hate you

YOU GREEN TING....

Noo

(An uncaptioned picture of Danny)

LMAO

What the fuckk

(Another uncaptioned picture,, he's closer)

Are you losing sleep worried about Aether?

NO...

(He's right behind Danny)

So... yes.

CAN'T TALK, BEING CHASED

6:55 PM

Astro-Not is offline

HE HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY PUT TO SLEEP :3 (Under the caption is a selfie of him tucking Danny into bed)

dawww sooo cute

I HAD TO CHLOROFORM HIM, BUT I THINK HE WILL BE GREATFUL LATER

. . . Heh

im sorry you drugged him

IS THAT MEANT TO BE A QUESTION?

yeah sorry hang on *?????????????????

I have accepted that apparently no one handles sleep or rest in a healthy manner unless resorting to collapse, illness, or being cored.

OKAY. YES OF COURSE I DRUGGED HIM, DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO SING HIM A LULLABY AND THROW SOME STARDUST AT HIM?

You could.

I guess not but. jesus

I AM A DOCTOR, NOT MAGIC

Singing isn't magic... I mean I suppose it could be

ONE WORD: SIRENS.

Calling other Techni in the vicinity. Skulky Wulky is unwell do we know when his death day is

I KNOW IT IS MEANT TO BE SOON?

7:08 PM

AS IN ABOUT A WEEKS WORTH OF TIME

Hm. He looks very unwell and he is refusing help

WHERE ARE YOU?

. . . He did get cored recently. Is he at the Keep?

HE WAS CORED LAST NIGHT AFTER BRAWLING WITH MY SKULKER

7:11 PM

FOR MORE CONTEXT AS TO WHEN HE WAS CORED,,

7:12 PM

I AM GOING TO GO CHECK THE KEEP

OH SHIT IS SKULKER OK? I CAME ON HERE TO JOKE THAT HE SHOULD WEAR A HAT BUT. HE'S SICK?

HE IS (Under the caption is a picture of a desaturated looking Skulker asleep on some sort of plush material)

OH THAT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD

MY CURRENT THEORY IS THAT THIS IS RELATED TO HIS DEATH DAY, WHICH IS SOON

CAN I HELP IN ANY WAY?

I AM NOT SURE, HE IS CURRENTLY SLEEPING ON A HEATING PAD,, WHEN I FOUND HIM HE WAS HALF-ASLEEP IN A BOWL OF BOILING HOT WATER

IS THE HEAT HELPING?

I THINK? HE IS. ABOUT ROOM TEMPERATURE

CONSIDERING HOW MUCH HIS FLAMES USUALLY HURT, THAT IS. BAD

YEAH.

WANT ME TO BRING LIKE. A FLAMETHROWER OR SMTH? FUCK IDK

WE ARE CURRENTLY SURROUNDED BY MULTIPLE INJURED PEOPLE, A FLAMETHROWER MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST IDEA

FAIR ENOUGH I JUST DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO HELP

[Original post] I'm awake but at what cost?

GOOD MORNING SLEEPING BEAUTY, DID YOU SLEEP WELL?

I guess I did. Don't do that again, though.

NO PROMISES

Now I might not sleep until 3 am because I slept for like 4 hours in the middle of evening.

YOU KNOW,, I COULD JUST GO BACK AND CHLOROFORM YOU AGAIN

NOPE IM GOOD

[Original post] I'm awake but at what cost?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :D Good morning Daaaannnnnyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:39 PM

YOU KNOW,, I COULD JUST GO BACK AND CHLOROFORM YOU AGAIN

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Hey what the fuck

:D Good morning Daaaannnnnyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Hey Dani. Yeah that Tech knocked me out, because thats totally a normal thing to do. I only woke up when I did because Sam came into my room and started beating me with a hockey stick.

Hey Dani. Yeah that Tech knocked me out, because thats totally a normal thing to do. I only woke up when I did because Sam cam...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Why does everyone want to hurt you ?? :"C

I'm very punchable.

ITS TRUE YOU ARE <3

10:41 PM

HE HAS THESE CHUBBY CHEEKS YOU WANT TO PINCH AND THROW

I mean a little bit but I'd rather you not get hurt. :C

Cool thanks guys.

Hey what the fuck

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump HE WAS SHIT EXHAUSTED AND REFUSED TO SLEEP, WHAT ELSE WAS I MEANT TO DO

youre just cute danny. lil baby boy

Cut it out!

HE WAS SHIT EXHAUSTED AND REFUSED TO SLEEP, WHAT ELSE WAS I MEANT TO DO

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Oh okay yeah that sounds like Danny

SEE GHOST CHILD, EVEN YOUR MIRRORTWIN AGREES WITH ME

How come every time I log on I get bullied? Wheres Sidney on this stupid app?

SEE GHOST CHILD, EVEN YOUR MIRRORTWIN AGREES WITH ME

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Please don't call me that I am tryinf to convince myself that I'm a beautiful and unique individual :C

I WILL REFRAIN, BUT. WHY WOULD YOU NOT BE YOUR OWN INDIVIDUAL???

That's personal and also traumatic. ANYWAY DANNY DANNY DANNY !!!!!!!!!! I hope you feel better

IF YOU INSIST

Yeah I guess I'm fine? Aside from some head trauma.

what kind of head trauma this time

CHLOROFORM :3

what kind of head trauma this time

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Stick on head go BONK

10:46 PM

And yeah the chloroform too

(link to a newspaper site with an article headline) Shit Happens, We're Trying to Catch Up.

8

This place has cororpate accounts? No way.

Stick on head go BONK

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WHO BONKED YOU???

CORORPATE

10:48 PM

TYPO ON WHISPRR NOW YOU JUST FUCKED UP

WHO BONKED YOU???

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Sam, were you not listening?

10:48 PM

TYPO ON WHISPRR NOW YOU JUST FUCKED UP

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I JUST WOKE UP

Sam, were you not listening?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump sleepy :(

Corporate. Its not my fault Whisprr's spell check is delayed by 5 whole seconds

This place has cororpate accounts? No way.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump This is a publicly funded newspaper. Please refrain from thinking we're a owned by anything but the people.

This is a publicly funded newspaper. Please refrain from thinking we're a owned by anything but the people.

@Memento-Courier✅ (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump Dude I don't know shit about your organization or whatever, I just got here.

SUMMARY OF WHAT HAPPENED: SVOLOTSH WALKER SHOT A KID AND WAS SUBSEQUENTLY SHATTERED, THE GIW GOT RAIDED, MANY FREED GHOSTS NOW RECOVERING FROM HORRIFIC EXPERIMENTS

Finally, some direct answers. Still, nothing from the guys who freed the experimented ghosts? At all?

HI.

It's part of our job to inform the public so it ain't no issue, @Astro-not.

THAT WAS ME. I HELPED.

10:52 PM

THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE TOO OF COURSE

HI. YES. WE ARE AT THE KEEP, AND HAVE BEEN.

10:53 PM

WE HAVE SAID THIS MULTIPLE TIMES NOW

IT WAS ME, NICO, NICKY, MY SKULKER, NICO'S SKULKER, INFERNO, AND DAN.

Sorry, I meant the "B Team". Aether, Ten, Wulf, and the other guy.

FEEL FREE TO COME INTERVIEW ME MEMENTO COURIER

Hey, what up.

OH, NO WE HAVE NOT HEARD ANYTHING FROM THE B TEAM

Great.

Just read eveerything. Holy shit, how is everyone still alive on this forum???

I AM DEAD

10:54 PM

THIS IS A FORUM FOR GHOSTS

Hi, kettle names pot. Have we met?

LET ME TRACE YOUR IP ADDRESS TO CHECK

I hope Aether'a gonna be okay :C

I agree. I don't know him too well but he's a super nice guy.

I hope Aether'a gonna be okay :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump He'll be fine. He's always bragging about how much better he is.

Eh, super nice more like chill with something hidden about him that I yet to figure out.

He'll be fine. He's always bragging about how much better he is.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I hope so,, I'm still worried though.

"Hidden"? Whats that supposed to mean?

Man, your account gets hacked once and you miss a bunch of shit like this.

F

Well... he reminds me of some heroes I read about in the comics I rent. Idk something about Aether's demeanor, makes it hard to get a read on that guy.

Well I can agree on that last part.

Nice to know.

Just read eveerything. Holy shit, how is everyone still alive on this forum???

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump I'm considered alive. Good to hear from you dude

I literally can not die.

Oh you must be that other human that somehow got on here? Did a ghost hunt you down and force this app on your phone too?

No, I reformatted my phone myself.

I have a VPN on here but this site is such a nightmare I don't use it anymore because what the hell is wrong with you people

11:03 PM

Sometimes I check it though

YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH US

I'm Sophie, currently a science teacher at Amity Park's high school.

In case some ghost is spilling their plans or something

I have a VPN on here but this site is such a nightmare I don't use it anymore because what the hell is wrong with you people

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump :D ! HI TUCKER !!

Hey Dani

Oh shoot hey Tucker- you don't shock me at all.

I'm considered alive. Good to hear from you dude

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump You know I am always happy to hear that.

Me, I have my ways. Hi Dani.

You should use whisprr more so I can talk to you on here n stuff if you want !!

Yoooo Foley in the house!!!!

Yeah maybe once summer vacation starts

Me, I have my ways. Hi Dani.

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump What a boring and vague answer. *BUZZER NOISE try again.

Yeah maybe once summer vacation starts

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump :D !!!!! YESSSSS !!!!!!!

Sometimes you can get this connection from other ghosts sharing their presence or whatever with you.

haha oh shit it's tucker

Every time I get on here people are talking about murder or something

Sometimes you can get this connection from other ghosts sharing their presence or whatever with you.

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump In English please?

Chaos

Every time I get on here people are talking about murder or something

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Well, we're dead kind of is part our life

11:06 PM

In English please?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Sure.

Exposure to ectoplasm expands phone reception.

Every time I get on here people are talking about murder or something

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump yeah that sounds about right :c

Exposure to ectoplasm expands phone reception.

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump See this at least makes a lick of sense. No clue what these other two are talking about.

See this at least makes a lick of sense. No clue what these other two are talking about.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'd say in english you be

I'd say in english you be

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump I reread this like 5 times and still have no idea what you're getting at.

I reread this like 5 times and still have no idea what you're getting at.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Well then you explain how you got your account then smart guy?

Like what am I supposed to do "ugh man my mom wants me to get a summer job how lame" and everyone is busy talking about somehow killing someone who's already a ghost

3

Well then you explain how you got your account then smart guy?

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump ..I'm Danny Phantom, dipshit.

Oh snap, the hotshot himself

..I'm Danny Phantom, dipshit.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump The cooler one or the literal superhero parody one?

The cooler one or the literal superhero parody one?

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump -liked-

I met two before, so have to ask.

There's like... four of them roaming around.

Like what am I supposed to do "ugh man my mom wants me to get a summer job how lame" and everyone is busy talking about somehow ...

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump If you wanna yeah. I post random stuff sometimes.

There's only one of me? Ok well that isn't true, multiverse stuff. But still, what do you MEAN

i find this media to be perplexing at best. There is much screaming on here, though I will admit that is occasionally good for passing long information.

There's only one of me? Ok well that isn't true, multiverse stuff. But still, what do you MEAN

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I think I remember my version of you telling me he jumped in a dream catcher thing and got split. I thought it was a joke. It wasn't

I love social media man but this specific website is a nightmare

I think I remember my version of you telling me he jumped in a dream catcher thing and got split. I thought it was a joke. It w...

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump Dude that was like a long time ago. You know we formed back together by the end of the day, right? What a confusing way to word that question.

I love social media man but this specific website is a nightmare

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump I'm only on here cuz Danny's parents won't let me make a my space :C

Myspace is probably a lot more appropriate for a kid your age than this site is

11:12 PM

People don't talk about murder on myspace

YES PEOPLE DO

Yeah I agree, this place is a horror show.

Or about raiding government facilities

Myspace? Does that still exist?

Yeah probably I guess.

Every single time I log on its always some bullshit

AGAIN,, PEOPLE ON MYSPACE DISCUSS RAIDING GOVERNMENT FACILITIES

what is a myspace?

YOU JUST NEED TO GET INTO THE RIGHT CIRCLES

Human social media

what is a myspace?

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump An old social media site. Kind of like this but you posted pictures of yourself, too.

Dude that was like a long time ago. You know we formed back together by the end of the day, right? What a confusing way to wor...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Yeah, I know. I'm messing with you. You make it pretty easy.

Yeah, I know. I'm messing with you. You make it pretty easy.

@gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) - jump Usually when people mess with me they speak coherent English. It doesn't work when I can barely understand you at all.

An old social media site. Kind of like this but you posted pictures of yourself, too.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump ... What do you mean old???

... What do you mean old???

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump multiverse, remember?

. . . Oh yeah I died in 2014

Usually when people mess with me they speak coherent English. It doesn't work when I can barely understand you at all.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Weird how I can understand gingersnaps and I'm younger than DP

Weird how I can understand gingersnaps and I'm younger than DP

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump You also talk weird as hell

. . . Oh yeah I died in 2014

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Dude what? You're from the future?

. . . Oh yeah I died in 2014

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump OH WOAH !!!!!!! Is the future cool ???

ah, I see. I will admit that I only have this at the behest of a few I care about. I am still adjusting to these forms of communication. It was much simpler when I could send one of my birds to deliver messages.

Dude what? You're from the future?

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Eh, more of a separate timeline. And... it's got some good points.

if anyone mentions a gorilla named harambe, just know that you're in the fucked timeline. (edited)

1

Usually when people mess with me they speak coherent English. It doesn't work when I can barely understand you at all.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Look man, if I went in-depth on this topic of ghost networks and connectivity with other human cellular networks. I couldn't we have a word count on this site. And I'm lazy.

Considering the timeline I'm from, I'm like... 90% sure none of you are going to experience the same future as my past.

if anyone mentions a gorilla named harambe, just know that you're in the fucked timeline.

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump ??????????????????????? um okay ??

Lol gorilla mention @ primal_hunter

Rude whelp.

trust me when i say that shit went down hill quick when that gorilla got involved

LOL???? DANNY???????

Lmao Skulker social media?

Hi Skulker c:

Wow, Skulker has an account? That's super impressive.

Rude?

TWO!?!?!

What is impressive about that?

ALL SKULKERS SO FAR EXCEPT MINE HAVE A WHISPRR ACCOUNT

2 of them???

Three, actually

There's also @apexhunter too

Say what!?!?!?

One of them gave me a knife

One of em's a bunny!

I'm the rabbit one.

Dude your suit is so badly programmed I can still hack into it with my PDA

11:19 PM

How the hell are you advanced enough to have a social media account

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Husband.

I can comprehend a screen with buttons, whelp.

Getting his husband to install it

How the hell are you advanced enough to have a social media account

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump Adaptability?

Dude your suit is so badly programmed I can still hack into it with my PDA

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump That ^

I'm the rabbit one.

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You are such a cute bunny ! And aldo very tough and scary

Plus my Skulks rarely is on this site bc he breaks his phone often. Tech has to fix it for him constantly between upgrades

I thought I was the whelp.

Everyone shorter than me is a whelp. You aren't that special.

4

You are such a cute bunny ! And aldo very tough and scary

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I'm not that sensitive to cute comments. You're fine.

Husband.

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Wait youre MARRIED????

YES BUT IM HIS LITTTLE GUUUYYYY IN A DIFFERENT SENSE

Congratulations

Wait youre MARRIED????

@@FRYERTUCK (@capnport) - jump ...Not our Tucker then, noted.

Is your Skulker and Technus not married, tech whelp?

how tall are you?

Everyone shorter than me is a whelp. You aren't that special.

@Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okay good !! Cuz you are sooooo cute and I love your floppy lil ears and your twitchy nose.

....Huh. Still don't know if that's an ew or a yikes, but I totally called it.

are we talking in suit or not

1. Wrong Skulker, 2. Last upgrade set me to about 7 feet tall.

Everyone shorter than me is a whelp. You aren't that special.

@Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm your favotite whelp tho right ?? Heehee

1. Wrong Skulker, 2. Last upgrade set me to about 7 feet tall.

@Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) - jump AND IM 7'1''!

You are certainly cuter than your counterpart.

???

You are certainly cuter than your counterpart.

@Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Heehee that's true! ..Sorry Danny :c

1. Wrong Skulker, 2. Last upgrade set me to about 7 feet tall.

@Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) - jump SHORT

Holy shit your taller than the warden and that other guy I know.

SHORT

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump I'll make myself 8 feet tall then. Fuck you.

I'm logging off

MAKE YOURSELF YOUR HUMAN HEIGHT :)

This website is a nightmare

Sweet dreams

[@FRYERTUCK is offline.]

yep

Bye tucker love yooooou !!!!!!! take care !!!!!!! :D !!!!! huuuuuuggggggssssssss

I'll make myself 8 feet tall then. Fuck you.

@Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I CAN JUST MAKE MYSELF TALLER, THIS BODY IS NOT MY OWN. IT IS AS DISPOSABLE AS A NAPKIN

I should sleep too

HELP WE SCARED HIM OFF

Man, can't believe you scared Tucker off. That guy is a certified freak.

LMAO

same im out, peace

RIP

WE SCARED MULTIPLE PEOPLE OFF

11:24 PM

AND I WASNT EVEN HERE FOR IT

Techni are good at that.

BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY LOOKING AT THIS

who all have you scared off?

If they can't take the heat, get out of the fire pit.

who all have you scared off?

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Tucker.

Techni are good at that.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump A shouting of Techni at that

[Image of the stacked Skulkers https://discord.com/channels/1223322409621389406/1227896354123284561/1243035644624764958]

Discord - A New Way to Chat with Friends & Communities

Discord is the easiest way to communicate over voice, video, and text. Chat, hang out, and stay close with your friends and communities.

LOL

SKULKER IS PROBABLY GOING TO RIP ME TO BLOODY PIECES IF HE FINDS OUT I POSTED THIS BUT I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW.

11:25 PM

THIS IS WHY I HAVE NOT BEEN ONLINE FOR A FEW HOURS.

HE IS SICK ON A HEAT PAD, HOW WILL HE RIP YOU APART

WHEN HE IS BETTER I MEAN

JUST GRAB HIM BY A LEG AND DANGLE HIM UPSIDE DOWN

11:26 PM

PUT HIM IN AIR JAIL

AIR JAIL LMAO

How cruel.

I DO THAT WITH MY SKULKER ALL THE TIME (Attached is an image of Dragonfly Skulker being held upside down, pouting. In the background is Raccoon's lab,, On Fire.)

HELP??? OMG

11:28 PM

ADDING THAT TO MY SKULKER IMAGE FOLDER RN

You people are something else.

I agree.

Heh

LISTEN, IF SOMEONE IS GOING TO ACT LIKE A LITTLE CREATURE, AND EAT MY FUCKING BATTERIES

11:28 PM

THEY ARE GOING TO BE TREATED LIKE A CREATURE

HE ATE YOUR BATTERIES????

LOL?????

11:29 PM

I DO LOVE TO DANGLE THE HUSBAND

HE ATE. SO MANY OF MY BATTERIES.

Why did he- I know you do.

HE ATE ONE OF MY BUTTERFLIES TOO

11:29 PM

I WORKED HARD ON THOSE BASTARDS

I AM STILL SO JEALOUS OF ALL OF YOU GUYS

... Eating butterflies is less deranged.

Are you saying you eat butterflies?

THEY ARE MECHANICAL BUTTERFLIES

11:30 PM

THEY LOOK LIKE THIS :3

HEY SKULKERS AND TECHNI HOW MANY OF YOU CAN KEEP SECRETS.

11:31 PM

I NEED AN INTERVENTION ASAP

I HAVE SO MANY SECRETS LOCKED UP INSIDE OF ME

Oh, sick!

Seems less edible. ...A secret? I can keep many secrets.

Oh, sick!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump THANK YOU, I MADE ABOUT 50 OF THEM AT 3AM WHILE DRUNK

I AM GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS WHEN ASKED

[Group DM. Does Whisprr allow this? Well, if not, this is Technus and he can MAKE it allow this.]

..I can keep a secret too-

This does not concern you, whelp. Stay out of it.

X TO DOUBT

NO DANNYS ALLOWED

YOU LIKE SPACE, RIGHT GHOST CHILD? RAMBLE AT ME ABOUT IT, I HAVE A HOMELESS CHILD I VISIT WHO IS ENAMOURED WITH IT AND DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO DO RESEARCH

Oh, really? Well, I can tell you about the solar flare pictures NASA took recently. Or, recently in my time at least.

SURE!

11:46 PM

ALSO I SWEAR THIS CHILD IS REAL, I HAVE A PICTURE OF HER, HERE. (Under the caption is a picture of Cassiopeia painting a church wall. She seems to be painting a starmap)

...Huh. Thats really cool of her honestly.

SHE IS VERY COOL

11:48 PM

SHE IS ALSO BEING FOLLOWED BY AN ANCIENT AND KIND OF SCARES ME A LITTLE BIT

Uhhhh...yeah that sounds terrifying? What the hell?

SHE IS BEING FOLLOWED BY MY UNIVERSES ANCIENT OF SPACE

11:50 PM

I THINK THEY SAW A CHILD GET THROWN THROUGH TIME AND DECIDED THEY WERE GOING TO ADOPT HER

You guys have an ancient of space? Man.

YES, HER NAME IS HYPERNOVA

11:51 PM

SHE USES SHE/THEY PRONOUNS

The ancient of space is a she/they? Fuck yes queen

THEY MAKE EVERYTHING AROUND THEM GO FUCKY WUCKY WHEN THEY BECOME VISIBLE

I mean. I can kinda guess why that happens. Still is she harmless aside from messing with the fabric of space?

ABSOLUTELY NOT,, I HAVE HEARD SHE IS CAPABLE OF MAKING LITERAL BLACKHOLES JUST BY BLINKING

Jesus. Cool, but not good- I'm conflicted now.

SHE ALSO TENDS TO ENJOY THROWING GLITTER AT PEOPLE

11:56 PM

AND MAKING PORTALS THAT LOOK LIKE PUDDLES OF ECTOPLASM

12:00 AM

IF YOU EVER SEE CASSIE AND SHE IS SOAKED IN ECTOPLASM, SHE PROBABLY FELL THROUGH A PORTAL

Noted. Sucks she goes through that but, I wouldn't mind meeting her someday? (edited)

SHE VISITS THE CAFÉ SOMETIMES I THINK

12:02 AM

AND THE BAR

Maybe I can catch her sometime this summer!

HOPEFULLY! SHE NEEDS A FRIEND THAT IS NOT ME SDFSDFDS

If shes cool, then I'll be cool. Besides, you can't be picky about friends these days.

ABSOLUTELy @xXBingle_BongleXx is Offline

12:15 AM

(Sorry Danny, he passed out sdfdsfds)

...You promised to let me info dump, so I'll do it over your passed out corpse then.

12:29 AM

ANYWAY so in January there was this solar flare that was really intense, right? The most intense one has been in over 50 years- these flares are made when the tension over the magnetic field lines of the sun that eventually snap off and form this kinda whippy shape? Flares are so cool. But they can also have a direct effect on Earth- [he goes on about this for several more paragraphs- I like you guys so I'm not making you read it all. This IS based off of a real event though if you wanna read someone explaining it better https://science.nasa.gov/about-us/organization-and-leadership/accomplishments/2005-year-in-review/ ]

FY 2005 Year in Review - NASA Science

A YEAR OF HURRICANES NASA’s Earth-observing “eyes in the sky,” including Earthorbiting satellites, aircraft, and the International Space Station, provided detailed images of the flooding and devastation in areas affected by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita. NASA, along with academic institutions and partner agencies, worked to ensure that the Departm...

I need to really get more books about this stuff.

@xXBingle_BongleXx is Onine

10:15 AM

THANK YOU FOR SHARING, I AM SO SORRY FOR PASSING OUT ON YOU

Its fine lol. Also I slept I promise

GOOD, I DO NOT HAVE THE ENERGY TO CHLOROFORM YOU AGAIN

Maybe I should chloroform you

Chloroform only works on people who breathe.

IF YOU TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND I WILL NOT HESITATE

I HAVE NO LUNGS, BUT YOU CAN DEFINITELY TRY

It was a joke? Calm down? Getting attacked rn

RIP

APOLOGIES, GHOST CHILD. I JUST WOKE UP AND I AM GRUMPY AND TIRED.

Same. I can't wait for this week to finally be over.

[original post] Ah shit.

???

"Ah shit." ???

ominous?

Fishing trip. Save me.

Hah.

You had me worried!

OHHH

12:09 PM

RIP

oh god with Jack?

:OOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!! CAN I GOOOOOO ?????????

ill go fish with your dad if you dont want him

Good luck Daniel.

hi bf whom i love how are you

.....Hello beloved heart of my hearts. Why are you typing like that

12:56 PM

What did you do.

NOTHING.

All-caps makes you seem even more suspicious.

can I come over or are you still on babysitting duty?

...I am still on babysitting duty, but Lucy will be happy to see you.

hm. I should bring that worm plush I impulse bought then, lmk whens the best time to stop by

Anytime, my heart <3

Daww, you two are a cute couple.

I'm glad you and Mr. Masters have eachother :)

awh thanks guys. coming over soon btw, might go hang out with peeps later if I have time

Noted.

Be careful coming in. Lucy fell asleep on the floor in the foyer and I'm also there. She won't let me go :C I kinda have to go to the bathroom but I don't wanna wake her.

well damn if its an emergency ill poke the beast for you ig (edited)

Glad to hear that Lucy is okay.

DO FUCKING NOT. SHE NEEDS HER SLEEP. I WILL BITE YOU.

3:21 PM

Sorry for cussing I just have a lot of emotions :C

Yeah never disturb a sleeping kid

dani come on- thats very sweet of you that you care so so so mcuh but dont do that to yourself, you're important too

3:22 PM

sorry texting while flying, expect typos

I'll be fine for a while.

Hey gamers, guess who has two thumbs and is stuck in the Ghost Zone with their dad? This guuuuuuuuy

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :D !!!!!! Danny tell your dad I said hi pleaase please please! I'd love to come and hang out with you two but I'm stuck laying on the floor for the foreseeable future.

Have fun

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I wont but thanks anyway

[original post] hElp,,

??

neddA Wepaonsz,!

What's up?

CHILD WHAT IS GOING ON?

5:15 PM

WHY DO YOU NEED WEAPONS?

k dealb Wufh buljues smyself

5:15 PM

hust nesd weapons

i cun give u a few

CHILD WHO ARE YOU GOING AFTER?

bully

kid ur age shuld have at lest a sword by nuw.

Does that grey whelp even know how to use a weapon?

YESA a sowerd good will be stT cafee

b thre in a sec

...

5:18 PM

I CAN NOT INTERVENE BECAUSE I HAVE PEOPLE TO TAKE CARE OF, CAN ONE OF YOU GUYS MAKE SURE SIDNEY DOES NOT GET HIS SHIT ROCKED?

Do it On my Won.

5:18 PM

Own

5:20 PM

Does that grey whelp even know how to use a weapon?

@Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Yes

5:23 PM

URGENT ok

Please do not go alone.

Still in the zone, whats going on?

SKULKER IS SICK. DEPRESSED GRAY CHILD IS APPARENTLY GOING TO FIGHT SOMEONE. GHOST CHILD 2 IS INJURED.

Guppy's about to merc my Walker, or get merced

I- wow, okay thats a lot.

7:22 PM

SKULKER IS SICK. DEPRESSED GRAY CHILD IS APPARENTLY GOING TO FIGHT SOMEONE. GHOST CHILD 2 IS INJURED.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Wait- you don't mean...

DONT MEAN WHAT.

I THINK I WOKE LUCY UP ToT !!!!!!!!!!!!

7:23 PM

I'm a horrible sisterrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are not horrible.

Guppy's about to merc my Walker, or get merced

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump sorry what

I used to wake Jazz up all the time I dont see the problem?

sorry what

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Sorry, a Sidney is about to try to merc my Walker, or get merced. The only reason I'm not getting involved is because my Walker would sicc me on him and I don't want to fight a guppy

LUCY GOT SHOT DANNY !!!!!!!!! Lucy got shot and I woke her up on accident like a MONSTER !!!!!!!

7:24 PM

Sorry, a Sidney is about to try to merc my Walker, or get merced. The only reason I'm not getting involved is because my Walker ...

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump Wait what ????

Sorry, a Sidney is about to try to merc my Walker, or get merced. The only reason I'm not getting involved is because my Walker ...

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump .

For contractual reasons, I can't explain why the guppy's trying to merc my Walker.

Took away Judy's phone. She tried to get out of bed and run to the front door. Again.

BEN WHAT THE FUCK??

Took away Judy's phone. She tried to get out of bed and run to the front door. Again.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I have no context for this, but I have a feeling this Judy girl's not meant to be getting out of bed

I really can't leave for 5 minutes without you guys causing problems, can I?

I have no context for this, but I have a feeling this Judy girl's not meant to be getting out of bed

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump Correct. And, another Walker's going to get killed? Which one is this?

7:28 PM

Wait, is it the racist one?

Unfortunately. I'm trying to work on that

7:28 PM

I really can't leave for 5 minutes without you guys causing problems, can I?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Shut up guppy, you cause half of your own problems

Unfortunately. I'm trying to work on that

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump SORRY?

Shut up guppy, you cause half of your own problems

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump Hey! This isn't about me right now.

See? I'm not the only Bullet that's scared of Walker for good reason. At least my psycho wasn't racist. He hated everybody equally.

I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to be sicced on a literal guppy

you people are fucking insane. how is HARDISON less of a red flag than these other jackasses

I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to be sicced on a literal guppy

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump I DONT THINK THATS WHAT LITERAL MEANS BUBBY

I use guppy synonymously with kid

I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to be sicced on a literal guppy

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump hey man youre a bullet right can we circle back around to you working for a racist

Yeah man what's up with that huh

I didn't know he was racist when I signed up for that shit

Laaame ass excuse

LAME ASS EXCUSE

Listen, I can fix the fucker, alright

DEADMENTELLNOTALES I THINK WE FINALLY FOUND A BULLET MORE PATHETIC THAN YOU

Hey what the fuck

LMAO

LMFAO

7:36 PM

Listen, I can fix the fucker, alright

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump OH DUDE NO...COME ON......THIS ISNT HOW I WANTED TO FIND A SECOND BULLET WITH BAD TASTE LIKE ME.....

️‍

???

No.

7:36 PM

I don't think

Laaame ass excuse

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I WILL NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR "PULLING A BULLET" OR DATING A BIRD EVER AGAIN. BECAUSE AT LEAST YOU AREN'T WILLINGLY WORKING FOR A RACIST AND/OR TRYING TO "FIX" HIM.

I just clocked out, don't make me question how I feel about my boss

No.

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump YOURE DOING THIS AND YOURE NOT EVEN GAY FOR HIM?!?!?!?!

7:37 PM

BEN I AM NEVER MOCKING YOU AGAIN HOLY SHIT

YEAH. BEN YOU HAVE BEEN SPARED.

He needs fucking help, and refuses to see a professional

Damn okay tuna salad, keep coping.

He needs fucking help, and refuses to see a professional

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump THATS EVERY WALKER DUDE.

DEADMENTELLNOTALES I THINK WE FINALLY FOUND A BULLET MORE PATHETIC THAN YOU

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I'll take it thanks guys

7:39 PM

I'm moving up the foodchain.

Listen, I know the bastard's fucked in the head, but I'm the only guy he has

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump BOOOO what the hell man

fuck me running is this how i sounded when i talked about hardy back then

7:40 PM

and now. i guess.

Listen, I know the bastard's fucked in the head, but I'm the only guy he has

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump HES A RACIST.

And I'm the target minority

YOU ARE COMPLETELY INSANE. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BONKERS DUDE.

Beaus a bird but he's never murked a child or done a hate crime. You fuckers have TERRIBLE taste in men.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YEAH.

This is so sad. Can we reach 5 likes on this post to give this pathetic Bullet some pity points?

do you know how fucking insane this is to hear from a guy whos walker is black. this is giving me a headache. can you imagine.

RACIST WALKER IS ALSO SOMEHOW RACIST TO FRENCH PEOPLE. BTW.

. hardys black?

Hardy's what

RACIST WALKER IS ALSO SOMEHOW RACIST TO FRENCH PEOPLE. BTW.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump What the fuck do you mean somehow. Just because people are white doesn't mean their ethnicity matches their race

He's as pale as snow what

sorry other bullet i understand but DANNY?

What the fuck do you mean somehow. Just because people are white doesn't mean their ethnicity matches their race

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN.

YES HES A BLACK MAN

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .

I MEANT THAT HE CALLED ME A FROG WHEN WE FIRST MET AND I THOUGHT IT WAS BC I WAS GREEN

7:42 PM

AND THEN IT TURNS OUT IT WAS A SLUR I DIDNT EVEN KNOW EXISTED.

7:42 PM

I'M NOT EVEN FRENCH

Okay. That would explain why Hardy said a certain word once.

MY PARENTS WERE FROM RUSSIA.

Okay. That would explain why Hardy said a certain word once.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump DONT GET ME STARTED.

Our Technus is French.

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump I AM AWARE I AM JUST STILL RUNNING ON THE DISBELIEF FROM WHEN I LEARNED HE HAD APPARENTLY BEEN CALLING ME A SLUR AND I HADNT EVEN REALIZED IT.

He's racist of course he called you a slur

7:44 PM

Why is that a surprise

BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS INSANE.

BECAUSE ITS INSANE???

"Why is being called a slur a surprise" can you hear yourself

jesus fucking christ. i hope he doesnt get cored JUST so we can torment him with other racial identities and not let him call them a slur

"Why is being called a slur a surprise" can you hear yourself

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YEAH

Loser bullet whats your location im coming to kick your ass

KILL HIM BEN

i think you have a crush on this dude i cannot imagin

7:47 PM

man has he used any slurs on you. how are you a bullet if so.

[ Hes so fucking pleased hes finally getting treated with the RESPECT HE THINKS HE DESERVES!! FINALLY HES not the target... well he is.. but. eh. ]

man has he used any slurs on you. how are you a bullet if so.

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump He hasn't because he thinks I'm white. And english.

.

7:47 PM

my god

HOW IN GODS FUCKING NAME

Fuck if I know

Send a photo of yourself right now

HOW

ARE YOU MIXED? WHITE PASSING SOMEHOW? BECAUSE BOY I AM AS BLACK AS A BLUE FISHMAN CAN BE

White passing bullet...

i think you have a crush on this dude i cannot imagin

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Dude is so deep in denial, couldn't be me.

ARE YOU MIXED? WHITE PASSING SOMEHOW? BECAUSE BOY I AM AS BLACK AS A BLUE FISHMAN CAN BE

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'm creole,, [Under the caption's a picture of himself in a glowy forest.. so much purple]

YOURE CREOLE AND THIS BITCH THINKS YOURE BRITISH?

Losing my fucking mind

DO YOU PUT ON A FAKE ACCENT AROUND HIM????

Can't believe this Walker is rascist AND completely blind. And DEAF?

Code switching is a blessing sometimes

I CODE SWITCH TO BUT NOT TO BRIT???

7:51 PM

im losing my mind

Why did you choose british out of literally anythi (edited)

BECAUSE THIS WALKER IS RACIST TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE EXCEPT WHITE BRITISH APPARENTLY

crying laughing btw what the fuck

Because Randy's a fucking idiot and can't tell a faux british accent from a real one

WHAT

British Walker...

im going to cry for real you cant do this to me man

IM GOING TO HAVE A FUCKIGN ANEURYSM

RANDY'S NOT BRITISH??

7:54 PM

At least I don't think

okay. okay. hold on. okay. i got to stop laughing for a minute

Randy's the most southern bastard I've ever met

.

DID HE COME FROM FUCKING CIVIL WAR TIMES??? OY GEVALT

COME ON DUDE. YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX A SOUTHERN RACIST?

Then whys he so horny for british people

Randy's from the 1700s

7:55 PM

What.

Bullet isn't Beau british

What time period is you guys' Walkers from

Fuck off technus.

HARDYS FROM THE FUCKIN 1920S????

WHAT THE FUCK???

I DONT KNOW BUT SKULKER CALLS HIM FRESH DEAD. WHICH CONSIDERING MY SKULKER KILLED MAMMOTHS DOESNT MEAN SHIT

look at him

Randy's from the 1700s

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump OLD

[picture of a living hardison. to our more modern eyes instantly clocks as a white passing black man]

We're from the 1700s but Dick was uuuuuh 1950s? I think? I don't care.

What the fuck,,

[[ oh not hes hot. ]]

YEAH. so imagine my surprise when i first get to see this pic. this was AFTER he used uh, a word that was normal in the 1920s and is not anymore. I almost cored him lol

I KNOW MY WALKER DIED BEFORE BERT DID

[picture of a living hardison. to our more modern eyes instantly clocks as a white passing black man]

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump This is the only picture of Randy I have (Under the caption is a picture of Randy as a babe,, he. Oh my god he looks like he's from a fucking institution or something)

This is the only picture of Randy I have (Under the caption is a picture of Randy as a babe,, he. Oh my god he looks like he's f...

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump hold on sending this to hardison asap to torment him

Is spectra on this app she'd love this shit

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yes.

Is spectra on this app she'd love this shit

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yes

hey guys why did hardison make a frowny emoji and ask "is that four" wtf does that mean

.

hey guys why did hardison make a frowny emoji and ask "is that four" wtf does that mean

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump OH, that was from... baby day.

Tell Hardy I am so fucking sorry for him

ARE WE SHARING LIVING PHOTOS [A cropped screenshot of a digitized version of a newspaper. It's Technus's obituary. The picture is an old man who looks a lot like Technus 1.0, with a manic grin and large square glasses.]

8:01 PM

HOT

OH, that was from... baby day.

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump .

8:02 PM

oh this is going to go to hell in a handbasket isnt it

NICKY, NICOLAI, I AM QUESTIONING YOUR TASTE IN MEN AS WE SPEAK.

HOT

oh this is going to go to hell in a handbasket isnt it

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump C'est la vie

YOU TOO NICO.

THEN DONT BE HOT???? OH WAIT THATS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU

Can you fuckers stop being so openly gay on a thread about racist walker

CAN YOU STOP BEING SO CLOSETED GAY FULL STOP.

Can you fuckers stop being so openly gay on a thread about racist walker

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump L + RATIO + BIRD KISSER

STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM THERES A WORSE BULLET NOW

C'est la vie

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump we could share those photos we took after you had that suit tailored for me.

Aaaand it was nice while it lasted

fuck it this thread is about being gay now

8:05 PM

[picture of hardy when thimble took care of his outfit. the one in the skirt.]

we could share those photos we took after you had that suit tailored for me.

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I would be quite alright with that. After all, even as gay as all of these old men are, I'm sure they can still appreciate how good you look in it.

.

I WANT TO ROAST RACIST WALKER SOME MORE

NICKY, NICOLAI, I AM QUESTIONING YOUR TASTE IN MEN AS WE SPEAK.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump MY TASTE IN MEN IS PERFECTLY FINE

I WANT TO ROAST RACIST WALKER SOME MORE

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump alt me can take care of both options

HOT LADY IN SUIT. SEND IMAGE RN.

HE ASSUMED EVERY ALTERNATE VERSION OF THE SAME PERSON WAS THE SAME ETHNICITY. AND THEN USED THAT ASSUMPTION TO SLUR ALL TECHNI.

Wow

I swear I can fix him

I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING FRENCH. AND IF HE'S HAD LITERALLY ANY INTERACTION WITH THE MULTIVERSE HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WERE WEIRD DISCONTINUITIES LIKE THAT.

He's just a little fucked in the head

I swear I can fix him

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump DUDE

I swear I can fix him

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump But you totally aren't gay for him right?

bro im going to fucking collapse

A Technus questioning another man's taste

"""I can fix hiiim""" you sound like a teenage girl

HARDISON WAS FIXABLE

But you totally aren't gay for him right?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Shut up guppy

I would be quite alright with that. After all, even as gay as all of these old men are, I'm sure they can still appreciate how ...

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Credit for such is all owed to you, afterall had you not taken me there it would not have occured. You also picked the cut and style. Give me a moment and I shall share. Where are the pictures again on this device?

HE JUST DID WAR CRIMES AND IT WAS HOT.

Shut up guppy

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump Make me, shrimp.

"""I can fix hiiim""" you sound like a teenage girl

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh shut up, aren't you fucking a bird

A Technus questioning another man's taste

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH SKULKER? AS IF YOUR TASTE IN MEN IS ANY BETTER

3

Oh shut up, aren't you fucking a bird

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump BETTER A BIRD THAN A RACIST

Credit for such is all owed to you, afterall had you not taken me there it would not have occured. You also picked the cut and ...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump The app labeled "Gallery"

I'm not FUCKING a bird and i'm not KISSING him either

Make me, shrimp.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Maybe I will

I'm not FUCKING a bird and i'm not KISSING him either

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump well why the hell not

BECAUSE HES A BIRD?

HE USED TO BE A HUMAN DIDNT HE

BETTER A BIRD THAN A RACIST

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I'm not fucking Randy, we're just work friends

He has a beak and. nothing else.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH SKULKER? AS IF YOUR TASTE IN MEN IS ANY BETTER

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh please no, Skulkers are handsome.

BECAUSE HES A BIRD?

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You're kissing a bird???

He has a beak and. nothing else.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump KISS HIM ON THE CHEEK

Oh please no, Skulkers are handsome.

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????????

OR THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Again why is my Bullet and Walker the normal ones

... Well if youre talking about that kind of kissing then yeah obviously.

I'm not fucking Randy, we're just work friends

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump you have a crush on him tho

GAAAAAAAAAY

THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????????

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Sorry, I thought someone was talking about a Walker or something, no idea. Slightly out of it

... Well if youre talking about that kind of kissing then yeah obviously.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump cant he change forms

FUCK OFF TECHNUS!!!

Sorry, I thought someone was talking about a Walker or something, no idea. Slightly out of it

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump COPSCHTUPPER

you have a crush on him tho

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I don't have a crush on him

I don't have a crush on him

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump The denial is so sad, quit it

cant he change forms

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Yeah but only like. Cats and dogs.

Yeah but only like. Cats and dogs.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump is that what he tells you

[Watching over his shoulder, Beau is SWEATING]

8:10 PM

Whats that supposed to mean????

The denial is so sad, quit it

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm not in denial squirt

I don't have a crush on him

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump its okay dude, i had bad taste and was in denial too

8:10 PM

Whats that supposed to mean????

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump hes clearly just as bad as you at being completely emotionally blocked lol

Is that a multiverse truth. Bullets always in denial.

Ah, there it is. There we go. (Attached is an image of the historian in some type of nice garden, dressed in a tailored modern suit, it's a pleasant slate grey and she's smiling. Probably at the person taking the picture.)

4

its okay dude, i had bad taste and was in denial too

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'm not in denial, why are you fucking projecting on me

You totally are

hes clearly just as bad as you at being completely emotionally blocked lol

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump When did you get your relationship counselling license

Is that a multiverse truth. Bullets always in denial.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump yeah

8:11 PM

When did you get your relationship counselling license

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump when i got into a relationship, keep up

Ah, there it is. There we go. (Attached is an image of the historian in some type of nice garden, dressed in a tailored modern...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump SLAY!! LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO

THIS THREAD IS A NIGHTMARE AND I LOVE IT

Ah, there it is. There we go. (Attached is an image of the historian in some type of nice garden, dressed in a tailored modern...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump -liked-!

I'm not in denial, why are you fucking projecting on me

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump whatever you say man. youre just a black man working for a racist who would probably call you a slur if he knew. despite having no fucking reason to keep doing this because youre dead.

when i got into a relationship, keep up

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You don't have a certificate to back it up

Oh wow go lesbians go

ALSO BTW SINCE SVOLOTSH WALKER DOUBLEDIED. I AM REGIFTING THE SVOLOTSH WALKER TITLE TO THIS RACIST BASTARD.

You don't have a certificate to back it up

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump [picture of a ring] here it is

whatever you say man. youre just a black man working for a racist who would probably call you a slur if he knew. despite having ...

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'm doing this shit because he's a pathetic bastard who would probably end himself without another person around. He's sick in the head, yeah, but he's still fucking sick

[picture of a ring] here it is

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump That doesn't qualify you to judge my weird relationship ill kill you

ALSO BTW SINCE SVOLOTSH WALKER DOUBLEDIED. I AM REGIFTING THE SVOLOTSH WALKER TITLE TO THIS RACIST BASTARD.

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump The gift that keeps on giving

I'm doing this shit because he's a pathetic bastard who would probably end himself without another person around. He's sick in t...

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump ?????????? BRO

I'm doing this shit because he's a pathetic bastard who would probably end himself without another person around. He's sick in t...

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump in denial AND a savior complex

8:14 PM

That doesn't qualify you to judge my weird relationship ill kill you

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump :3 so it is a relationship

Shake my head smh

EVERYONE LEAVE BEN AND BONES ALONE

8:15 PM

AT LEAST NEITHER OF THEM ARE RACIST HOLY SHIT NEW BULLET WTF IS UR PROBLEM

Thank you Technus. You're a good guy and i APPRECIATE it.

if i dont rib ben ill die

:3 so it is a relationship

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Yeah i'm in love with him, what of it. You want to fight? Where are you right now.

Yeah i'm in love with him, what of it. You want to fight? Where are you right now.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump d'awww

Thank you Technus. You're a good guy and i APPRECIATE it.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YEAH I WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU BUT NOW THERES SOMEONE SO MUCH MORE MOCKABLE

youre like an adorable, pathetic, baby brother

AT LEAST NEITHER OF THEM ARE RACIST HOLY SHIT NEW BULLET WTF IS UR PROBLEM

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Is it a crime now to want to see my fucking community thrive? I'm working on fixing the bastard alright. From what little I gathered this shit started when he was young. If I want my community to thrive I need to fix Randy first

youre like an adorable, pathetic, baby brother

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You're like an evil mirror version of myself taunting me

KILL HIM

8:16 PM

ACAB

literally kill him

Kill him.

and im a cop

APPARENTLY YOUR UNIVERSE SEES NO ISSUE WITH IT SO

KILL HIM.

KILL THE RACIST COP.

Put him in timeout

Wait is this Nicky's Walker? Kill him.

hey guys whats going on in this thread now woooaahhh what the fuck

Poise don't be a pussy. Kill him.

Is it a crime now to want to see my fucking community thrive? I'm working on fixing the bastard alright. From what little I gath...

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump "Fixing" others does not work unless they want to improve.

Trust me. He does. He's just too fucked to realize the shit he's doing's hurting him.

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump doubt.png

Trust me. He does. He's just too fucked to realize the shit he's doing's hurting him.

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump Good luck.

Wait is this Nicky's Walker? Kill him.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YEAH ITS NICKYS WALKER

8:18 PM

THE ONE WHO CALLED US ALL FROGS AS A SLUR BC NICKY IS FRENCH.

Kill him.

YEAH ITS NICKYS WALKER

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Huh, I've met the guy recently, seemed decent. Needs to have his prison unionized

thats the rat bastard who uses peoples deaths to torture them, right?

Huh, I've met the guy recently, seemed decent. Needs to have his prison unionized

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump NO???

FUCK THE POLICE

NICKYS WALKER IS A RACIST

8:19 PM

I DONT KNOW WHAT WALKER YOU MET BUT

8:19 PM

THERE ARE LIKE FIVE OF THEM.

8:19 PM

OR FOUR NOW I GUESS

8:19 PM

thats the rat bastard who uses peoples deaths to torture them, right?

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YES!!!

RIP.

I DONT KNOW WHAT WALKER YOU MET BUT

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump This is the Walker who went by James and is a rules man

I REMEMBER BC I WANTED TO GET CAUGHT BY HIM BC MY METHOD OF DEATH MAKES ME STRONGER

I'm having an aneurysm reading this thread holy shit

This is the Walker who went by James and is a rules man

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump WERE YOU NOT. PAYING ATTENTION.

I WANTED TO SEE HIM TRY TO ELECTROCUTE ME BC IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DIPSHIT RANDY.

I'm having an aneurysm reading this thread holy shit

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump im having one trying to fucking understand you lol

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DIPSHIT RANDY.

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'VE NEVER MET HIM AND FRANKLY THIS THING IS GOING BATSHIT MILES PER SECOND

Hey while we're on the subject of Walkers real quick I have been going through the lab notes and i am 99% sure he was infected with this Obsession serum that has been FUCKING with Wulf. So. RIP I guess.

Hey while we're on the subject of Walkers real quick I have been going through the lab notes and i am 99% sure he was infected w...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OH FUCK.

I'm having an aneurysm reading this thread holy shit

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump That is a normal feeling. You adjust.

huh.

SHOULD WE LIKE. GIVE HIS CORE BITS A BURIAL OR SOMETHING

Hey while we're on the subject of Walkers real quick I have been going through the lab notes and i am 99% sure he was infected w...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Damn. Fucked up

Hey while we're on the subject of Walkers real quick I have been going through the lab notes and i am 99% sure he was infected w...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump WHAT

Hi what

what

What.

. . . So he was a victim.

HE ALSO HURT PEOPLE EVEN IF IT WAS BC HE WAS HURT

[ Screencap of notes that briefly mention someone matching Walker's description getting into a kerfuffle with some agents. uh oh ] He has always been a dick but this explains the. worsening.

JCS:

please say psyche

WAS HE INFECTED BEFORE OR AFTER HE STARTED TORTURING PEOPLE

Unclear none of these are FUCKING dated which is PISSING ME OFF !!!

im having one trying to fucking understand you lol

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump He's fucked in the head, and him being fucked in the head is fucking with the community, but because I can't kill the bastard I need to fix him.

He's fucked in the head, and him being fucked in the head is fucking with the community, but because I can't kill the bastard I ...

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump you should try doing what I did! I fixed MY walker!

you should try doing what I did! I fixed MY walker!

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YOUR WALKER ISNT RACIST

I don't know how to react to this information

YOUR WALKER ISNT RACIST

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump shhh let me Help ;)

OK I GUESS

you should try doing what I did! I fixed MY walker!

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump And what the fuck did you do to fix your Walker?

shhh let me Help ;)

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I also offer my aid

And what the fuck did you do to fix your Walker?

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump I broke into his safe and shot him in the head.

I also offer my aid

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump OK COPSCHTUPPER

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Poise you're going to make him WORSE

YOU WHAT?

.

I broke into his safe and shot him in the head.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Slay

YOU WHAT?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump This was before he was normal, Tech. Reminder there's a reason Dick was able to get away with coring Johnny without raising huge suspicions

He's fucked in the head, and him being fucked in the head is fucking with the community, but because I can't kill the bastard I ...

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump Does he want to be better? Would showing him the effects of his actions on the community help?

I broke into his safe and shot him in the head.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I think me shooting him in the back of the head would actually make him worse

You should try it!

I think me shooting him in the back of the head would actually make him worse

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump oh see theres your problem you have to be facing him and maybe be in his lap about it? that was my plan anyhow (i had to shoot him from across the room it didnt go as planned :( )

Does he want to be better? Would showing him the effects of his actions on the community help?

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump His obsession's protecting the community, of course he'd want to be better. I keep on saying he's just fucked in the head

8:26 PM

oh see theres your problem you have to be facing him and maybe be in his lap about it? that was my plan anyhow (i had to shoot h...

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .

His obsession's protecting the community, of course he'd want to be better. I keep on saying he's just fucked in the head

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump HOW IS BEING RACIST AND SLURRING AT PEOPLE PROTECTING THE COMMUNITY

hardy is telling me to stop posting this shit but i refuse its very funny

HOW IS BEING RACIST AND SLURRING AT PEOPLE PROTECTING THE COMMUNITY

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I don't fucking know man!

real talk not me just fucking with you:

His obsession's protecting the community, of course he'd want to be better. I keep on saying he's just fucked in the head

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump I think... maybe some of his issues could be that he "others" people...

it sounds to me like obsession distortion, which to be frank is difficult to come back from. i cant actually judge you for banging your head against this particular wall bc i did the same but MY defense is that i was married to the dipshit

I don't fucking know how to describe why I'm helping him, other than I just. Have to. If I don't help and he gets worse, I end up genuinely feeling feverish

oh god dude its obsession related

ah fuck. now i have to go back to mocking ben

.

My obsession is not being mocked by people

8:32 PM

ooo i feel the fever coming on.. ooo

My obsession is not being mocked by people

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump DIE THEN

ooo i feel the fever coming on.. ooo

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Shut the fuck up before I find you and turn you into fucking sashimi

what is it with bullets and not getting along lol

Shut the fuck up before I find you and turn you into fucking sashimi

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump WOW. Hit a nerve mr. I can fix the racist.

what is it with bullets and not getting along lol

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Weird sexual tension and deep-rooted self-loathing I think.

Weird sexual tension and deep-rooted self-loathing I think.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump SOUNDS USUAL FOR THEM YEAH

I'd probably have a pathetic obsession. But man, to twist that into an extreme negativity. Sheesh

Can Dan eat my core too or has that ship sailed.

WANTING ANOTHER MAN TO PUT YOU IN HIS MOUTH, SOUNDS KIND OF GAY.

DIE?

I'd probably have a pathetic obsession. But man, to twist that into an extreme negativity. Sheesh

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump ... YOU ARE A GHOST. DO YOU NOT. HAVE ONE?

Can Dan eat my core too or has that ship sailed.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump :)

:)

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump fear

... YOU ARE A GHOST. DO YOU NOT. HAVE ONE?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I honestly haven't had much of a chance to think about it, okay? It's been, a lot

fear

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump dont threaten me with a good time then

8:37 PM

i DO kinda miss the saltwater taffy taste of a bullet

.

IT IS NOT REALLY SOMETHING YOU THINK ABOUT-

help me

Dan?? Behave? Please?

IM NOT ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT god this is why i only hang out with skulekr

i DO kinda miss the saltwater taffy taste of a bullet

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .

I think thats the problem

I'm logging off

@@SleepingWithTheFish (@Ecto) - jump if it helps dude i think hes specifically talking about me

@SleepingWithTheFish is Offline

<:3c

if it helps dude i think hes specifically talking about me

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump We probably taste the same right

IM NOT ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT god this is why i only hang out with skulekr

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump So how are you feeling anyway?

We probably taste the same right

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I bet you taste saltier.

ASK HARDY AND BEAU AHAHAHHAHA

So how are you feeling anyway?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump kinda tired but otherwise fine. i didnt do anything weird asleep did i

DIE? ACTUALLY DIE.

Ladies, chill. You can both be salty.

ASK HARDY AND BEAU AHAHAHHAHA

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump i hate you.

ASK HARDY AND BEAU AHAHAHHAHA

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump EW?

DO NOT READ MY SPOILERED TEXT CHILD IT IS SPOILERED FOR A REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kinda tired but otherwise fine. i didnt do anything weird asleep did i

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Not that I noticed, but I have been a rouch busy. The exhaustion is normal though. Try not to stress the cores too much.

You didn't put a warning on it? Now im permanetly traumatized. Anything but redacted ohhh no the horror-

terry does in fact taste like sashimi.

I'm fleeing the country

terry does in fact taste like sashimi.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump .

ask me how i know, danny

AHahahaha

I can guess.

Is it Traumatizing Danny Hours?

When isn't it?

its NOT what you think ask so i can finish my joke!!!!!

Fiiiiiiiine.

Hooooooow do you knoooooooooow?

When a woman and a man meet....And that woman is trying to break into the man's place of work to yell at her husband.........Sometimes, the man gets bit.

Aah, love at first bite.

she bites like a fucking pitbull

Biting is a love language.

Hm.

IT WASNT AT THAT TIME SHE WANTED TO KILL ME!!!!

dramatic.

Sometimes I wish she did. slash jay

Sometimes people get kiss and kill confused.

Sometimes I wish she did. slash jay

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump im dating your dad next.

1

STOP TRYING TO DATE MY DAD? I found out he has the hots for Vlad today- how am I meant to cope with that?!

lmao what its mutual?

Imagine me grabbing you and shaking you

YOU DIDNT KNOW VLAD WANTS TO EAT YOUR DAD ROMANTICALLY?

No?? I thought that was mom-

STOP TRYING TO DATE MY DAD? I found out he has the hots for Vlad today- how am I meant to cope with that?!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You... didn't know that???

its both dude

...yeah its both.

I HATE EVERYTHING.

No wonder you've missed the whole Aether thing...

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump What are you implying?

. . . Wow.

Nuh uh. You gotta figure it out yourself :)

wow.

Fuck you too, I guess? Maybe when he isn't recovering from whatever happened back there-

oh dannnyyyyyyyyy

Why do you think I call you my brother instead of cousin?

You guys give the average resident of Amity Park too much credit.

[ Wedding photos ]

.

8:53 PM

I'm going to kill Jack.

[ Wedding photos ]

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I don't know what's stopping me from blocking you.

8:53 PM

I'm going to kill Jack.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump DONT?

That is... actually kind of cute.

DONT?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WHY IS HE TELLING YOU HE LIKES ME?!

It made more sense in context. He was telling me about his 'experiences'.

8:54 PM

Did you guys use to smuggle stuff across state lines??

All the time.

...Yes.

..... Anyway, it doesn't matter. He was just trying to give me love advice- EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T NEED IT. (edited)

~~Yes you do~~

Are you that shocked that two hardcore punks did drugs, Daniel?

WE. ARE. NOT. DISCUSSING. THIS.

Because it was your mother as well.

Ahahahhaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you surprised, honestly, you live with them you should KNOW what theyre like.

I have stories....

Are you surprised, honestly, you live with them you should KNOW what theyre like.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I always assumed it was the other stuff they inhaled while in the lab. (edited)

It was impossible to get an adderall script in those days, you understand.

8:58 PM

And we were three adults trying to pull all nighters for four weeks straight.

We did plenty of lab grown stuff too

Wait, we can talk about this here?

Some things do work better than prescriptions... helps with focus.

I'm stepping away for a second.

And we were three adults trying to pull all nighters for four weeks straight.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump This is what caused my untimely death. I would recommend against it.

This is what caused my untimely death. I would recommend against it.

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump It's fine I do legal adderall now.

Ah so that's your story. Makes sense.

It is indeed my story. Greetings, other me.

Greetings indeed.

9:01 PM

It is odd seeing how different my others are.

Oh god, two of you?

Quite. Of course, given how little information is canon- that is to say in simpler terms that don't break minds, interuniversal- it only makes sense we would differ greatly.

I'm logging off before i have an aneurysm.

Other me, do you also see the world as a story, and all its narration? Or is that a problem only I have to face?

I am afraid that is your burden to bear alone. I have other weights on my shoulders.

That makes sense. I am aware that you are a god of some sort? It sounds like quite the responsibility.

. . .

Wait. Was that supposed to be behind the scenes information? I apologize.

I suppose it would come put eventually. I believe one figured it out

I know far too many things that I should not. Unfortunately, I can sometimes forget what I am supposed to know and what I am not supposed to know.

I imagine so. Detangling your truth from what everyone else knows. Hm. Unpleasant.

It is quite unpleasant. I apologize again for outing you as a god.

Was it that hard for others to be able to tell?

I do not make a habit of leaving often. The world has largely forgotten my old existence.

Fascinating. I have only been dead for a few decades.

Such is not surprising, for many, especially mortals, memory is fleeting and fickle, oft left to the echelons of the past and history.

Especially if they keep changing your name.

Ah yes, but that is mortals for you, especially when one group takes ideas and inspirations from another but acts as if it were their own idea, molding it into what they want. I am quite familiar with such.

Ah yes, judging by your name, you are more closely related to Pandora?

Indeed, I would consider her a good friend and companion. While my existence is beyond such, that is when I was more so prominent with time spent among the mortals.

Do you find it easier without all of the attention on you?

. . . you've got reality-writing powers, too, yeah?

I do.

Would you be able to write the other Ghost Writer a little less... overwhelmed by how much he picks up?

Hm... perhaps. It may need to be a collaborative effort.

I personally enjoyed mentoring and guiding others, there is a joy to it that is seldom found in other places. But there is also something soothing about peace and quiet. I have yet to find a good middle groung for such, given circumstances.

I've logged back on and im logging back off instantly.

coward

Brother. Ghost Writer is a god. I'm logging off.

Are we really that bad?

I would say not.

I know our GW and i'm making an assumption

I personally enjoyed mentoring and guiding others, there is a joy to it that is seldom found in other places. But there is also ...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Hm... yes that middle ground is diffult. I focused much of my time on my writing and... organizing the lost stories and writings that seem to be acccumulating within my Lair. Apparently my status is reason for upset.

Brother. Ghost Writer is a god. I'm logging off.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump eh. who cares

10:11 PM

one of our gods is from brooklyn

YOU MEAN PESTIS?

The fact you're so casual around gods is upsetting to me.

YEAH AS SOMEONE BORN AND RAISED IN BROOKLYN. PESTIS'S ACCENT IS FAKE AS FUCK.

1

I know Danny is but thats because hes THE CHOSEN ONE or some shit idk

i figured but its still really funny

10:13 PM

The fact you're so casual around gods is upsetting to me.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump what did god ever do for me

Hm... yes that middle ground is diffult. I focused much of my time on my writing and... organizing the lost stories and writing...

@Not_Procrastinating Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Ah yes, such a plight as archiving and curating such collections can lead to one losing much time, but it is also enjoyable. Though part of me is curious as to what you have curated within your own lair in regards to lost texts. I may have a few within my purview as well.

Hm... I suppose guests would not be a terrible thing. Hearing Aide would enjoy meeting you, I think.

Such would be lovely, I would certainly a friendly visit when it works best for us.

I have a great deal of free time nowadays it seems. Though I am keeping an eye on current events.

I miss my girlfriend guys, I miss her a lot, I’ll be back

3

There is a great deal going on it seems, neverending, if it is not one thing, then it is another. I forgot how chaotic the Realms could be.

Whomever claimed that one would sleep when they are dead clearly missed the part about the dead being restless.

3

DO YOU HAVE BLEACH AND RUBBING ALCOHOL?

. . . that's quite a follow-up question.

I do... why?

I certainly would not know, for life as mortals know it is not something I have, nor will ever, experience. Though I can confirm that there certainly is not much opportunity for rest, there is much to do and little time in which to do it.

MIX THE TWO INTO A BOWL, WET A RAG WITH IT, THEN JUST BREATHE IN. IT SHOULD HELP YOU SLEEP (Chloroform. He's telling Champagne(?) to chloroform herself)

2

1

1

are you telling them to use chloroform on themselves??

NO COMMENT

ok bro

. . . Look I know my sleep has been awful, but I am not doing that to myself.

Champagne Pailyu, was it? Get some sleep tonight. You may find it helpful.

I MIGHT THANKS FOR THE HOT TIP BABY CAKES

He'll do it to you if you don't do it yourself.

I MIGHT THANKS FOR THE HOT TIP BABY CAKES

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OF COURSE MON ÉCLATANT XOX

12:18 AM

He'll do it to you if you don't do it yourself.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I WILL.

Champagne Pailyu, was it? Get some sleep tonight. You may find it helpful.

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump Ah... I... will try. I am fairly certain I am starting to hallucinate shadows in the corners of my vision. I am... going to try again before a ghost chloroforms me.

You will have good sleep tonight. ...My face might show up a few times, but other than that, good sleep. I have made sure of it.

@@PoetryInMotion (@capnport) - jump this is the most insane thing ive ever read with my own eye.

[Pretend I tuppered right] Ah... did you... Thank you. Your face would be welcome instead of what has been happening.

I wrote you some good dreams. 8^)

That is incredibly sweet. You did not have to... If we meet again, I owe you a drink.

I MIGHT THANKS FOR THE HOT TIP BABY CAKES

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump No.

No.

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump WHY NOT???

WHY NOT???

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You'll overdo it.

12:25 AM

I'll be over in a minute.

Would that be so bad. In the bar baby xoxox

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Be there shortly.

That is incredibly sweet. You did not have to... If we meet again, I owe you a drink.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Pretend I responded an hour earlier, someone was distracted. It is no problem at all- if I have these powers, I might as well use them to do good. Even if it is irrelevant in the long run.

No, even a moment of reprieve means plenty in the long run. I... slept well. It was nice. Thank you again, Ghost Writer.

Okay so, where did Aether go? Someone told me he needed help and I come back and we are distinctly one cat-boy short of a health crisis.

I did see him at the Keep a bit ago. Didn't really talk to him, though.

Hrm... someone said he got hit by one of the weapons and was having energy/power problems.

Really? Huh- I feel like that guy is always having "power problems".

It can happen if you don't have a regular outlet or haven't had good regulation

By the time I got back they were gone Cobranik was there and from what I got from him was that the Ancient that was here took him to a place where he could be safe and get well At least he's in good hands with her

Well, as long as someone is keeping an eye on him...

[original post] NICO TRIED TO ADD TO THE DEATH GLOWUP THREAD LATE AFTER IT WAS MOSTLY OVER SO. FUCK IT. DEATH GLOWUP THREAD 2! POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE. AND THEN OF YOURSELF NOW. FEEL FREE TO REPOST THE PICTURES YOU USED IN THE OTHER THREAD IF YOU WERE THERE TOO.

4:56 PM

MAYBE SOME PEOPLE WHO WERENT ONLINE DURING THE LAST THREAD CAN JOIN THIS ONE

[selfie of him about to get smothered by Dan next to a picture of him in college]

6

LMAOOOOO

LMAO

[selfie of him about to get smothered by Dan next to a picture of him in college]

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump you looked so cute in college- also what the fuck?

HERES MINE BTW

4

ADORABLE. ALSO RIP VLAD LOL

you looked so cute in college- also what the fuck?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Help me Crimson help me

DON'T INTERRUPT MY THREAD VLAD MASTERS

Im actively being killed as we speak

THE FIRST PHOTO IS BOTH OLD AND NEW, I WILL NOT EXPLAIN HOW (The first photo is a screenshot of a twitter post featuring a relatively feminine white man with dark curly hair styled in a mullet, it's captioned 1ST MONTH ON T, the second photo is a picture of him right now)

5:01 PM

Im actively being killed as we speak

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump L

THE FIRST PHOTO IS BOTH OLD AND NEW, I WILL NOT EXPLAIN HOW (The first photo is a screenshot of a twitter post featuring a relat...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump : O !!!!!!!!!

THE FIRST PHOTO IS BOTH OLD AND NEW, I WILL NOT EXPLAIN HOW (The first photo is a screenshot of a twitter post featuring a relat...

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump ICONIC GLOWUP

THANK YOU! :3

POGGERS

(Mun forgot to mention the post was dated April 8th 2006-)

[picture of him in college- the TRASHIEST picture he could fine. vs five minutes ago. he is holding madcat.]

Hm. Well... I don't have any pictures from before I died the first time, but the oldest I do have...

[two pictures.  One is of what looks like an American military research team from the early 1940s.  Sophie's wearing a long military overcoat, and looks very tired.  Someone who's particularly familiar with nuclear testing research might recognize some of the other people.  The second picture is modern, with Sophie in jeans, a dark green button-up shirt, and a brown leather jacket, working on what looks suspiciously like a portal.  She has not visibly aged.]

HERES MINE BTW

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Alive you looks like a really nice fellow c:

I WAS NOT BUT THANKS

Awe :c

I WAS MANIC AND INSANE AT THAT POINT.

[picture of him in college- the TRASHIEST picture he could fine. vs five minutes ago. he is holding madcat.]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I love your cats.

Thank you, Dani. They keep me normal.

By the time I got back they were gone Cobranik was there and from what I got from him was that the Ancient that was here took hi...

@

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) - jump Ah.... So long as he is in good hands I guess.

[picture of him in college- the TRASHIEST picture he could fine. vs five minutes ago. he is holding madcat.]

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump hot

Ah.... So long as he is in good hands I guess.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yeah, that's true Sorry for pulling you away from your work with Inferno I guess I didn't need to after all

No, it's fine. I think the universe may have wanted me to take a break. Can't imagine why. I am totally fine.

Alright then And yeah, you need one We can't have you falling down on us because you overworked yourself

No, it's fine. I think the universe may have wanted me to take a break. Can't imagine why. I am totally fine.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Uh huh. Sure you are. GO REST.

Make me.

.

I POSTED THE RECIPE FOR CHLOROFORM EARLIER IF YOU NEED IT

I would like to not, I shit is unpleasant.

You'd be surprised how a giant Maine Coon with a tank sized purr can do to put someone to sleep

I am going to make sure people are chill and alright first. Shouldn't take long.

Alright then I'm holding you to that

If I don't regret challenging Inferno first I suppose. Maybe he will get distracted.

Ok where am I??? I like one second was in my apartment and now I’m in the GZ but it looks completely different… maybe this is where Ares went, but who knows…

What in the world is Seirei up to?

Flight practice.

Flight practice?

Yup.

She can't fly??

[a picture of Seirei in the air, wings out.]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Laru cannot word right now, she is too happy for her]

12:08 AM

How???

12:10 AM

Video??? Please???

[video of gliding] We threw her off a building.

Threw her off a building.

12:14 AM

How much alcohol was involved?

Well, she jumped off first.

12:15 AM

. . . Yes.

12:15 AM

Also, I think she wantsto bring you back some

12:15 AM

strong stuff

Strong stuff, hm? Must be quite enjoyable if she thinks it is actually strong. I look forward to sharing it with her and celebrating.

@Unlucky13 WE R COMING FOR UR BIKE LOL

1:07 AM

WAIT WRONG JOHNY

Ahahahaha. Are you all enjoying being gay as fuck???

Stay the fuck away from Grace old man

We are going to treat her right why are you making it weird

Kitty send this man to hell

On it.

Nooooo

SHE CANT SEND ALL OF US TO HELL!!!!!!!!!

1:12 AM

NOT BEFORE WE GET GRACE

Is that a challenge Nic?

We must stand together strong

O7

She's cracking our knuckles as we speak count your days theyre numbered

How is she doing that while you are typing

[Original Post] I need... Asprin. The entire bottle.

Lots down by coffee.

Oh thank fuck. Not sure if it will work... maybe if I chase it with ectoplasm, I don't know. You want some Asprin?

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. I WOULD ASK WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT BUT I HAVE IT ALL ON VERY GLITCHY VIDEO

Oh good, you can remind everyone who is the memory loss flavor of drunk.

9:49 AM

I take it no one caught video of me being launched like a paper airplane?

I AM ALSO THE MEMORY LOSS FLAVOR OF DRUNK BUT DRUNK ME DECIDED TO RECORD EVERYTHING FOR SOME REASON

Drunk you is smart.

I take it no one caught video of me being launched like a paper airplane?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump YOU'RE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE BEGINNING OF THE RECORDING TALKING ABOUT GOING HOME

9:51 AM

SO I GUESS I DONT HAVE EVERYTHING

Hah, well you had hotter things to focus on.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WISH THIS VIDEO WAS HIGHER QUALITY

Time to invent better cameras.

I HAVE BETTER CAMERAS. I WAS JUST DRUNK.

Pffft. Fair enough. How bad is the hangover you've got?

NONE BUT I THINK IF I WENT BACK TO 1.0. I MIGHT DOUBLEDIE FROM IT LMAO

Oh thank fuck. Not sure if it will work... maybe if I chase it with ectoplasm, I don't know. You want some Asprin?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yes. Inferno got some video

Getting you asprin... and whatever the hell concotion the Yetis just shoved at me. He did?

Well, it looks like the lot of you had fun up on the roof I wished I could have joined you but Ethern doesn't like me to drink and since he was in the room I couldn't exactly sneak away without him noticing

. . . I am stealing you for drinks sometime.

Please do My trips to a bar are far and few in between

Well, it looks like the lot of you had fun up on the roof I wished I could have joined you but Ethern doesn't like me to drink a...

@

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) - jump I HAD SO MUCH FUN

10:42 AM

ALSO I THINK I HAVE 3 BOYFRIENDS NOW

I HAD SO MUCH FUN

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Well, so as long as you did that's all that matters

Please do My trips to a bar are far and few in between

@

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) - jump Bars are hit or miss, though I have always wanted to go to a karaoke one.

10:42 AM

ALSO I THINK I HAVE 3 BOYFRIENDS NOW

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Polyamory ftw!

Bars are hit or miss, though I have always wanted to go to a karaoke one.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I think there might be karaoke at the bar everyone frequents here in the Zone I'll have to look into it

No shit? Definitely would like that. I am probably going to do more rounds once my everything stops rejecting my existence.

I HAVENT HAD SUCH A WILD NIGHT SINCE I WAS IN MY 20S

Hah, yeah I can see that. Can't say I have ever been thrown by people before, but it is in my top three favorite drinking moments.

SOUNDS AWESOME TBH

No shit? Definitely would like that. I am probably going to do more rounds once my everything stops rejecting my existence.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Then it's decided I'll look into it and get back to you

Sounds wonderful, Nyreena. Also, I didn't get to say it yet, but you play music quite beautifully.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Cool And thank you. I figured that it would help quell the rising tensions and such and make things more peaceful for everyone recovering I may not be medically inclined but being muscially inclined works just as well XD

Music is medicine for the soul, I believe. At least my mate seemed to think so.

Then either way I'm helping out the best way I can for everyone XD

You are doing wonderfully and I am glad there are people who can help in their own way. I... may have finally found the mysterious thing known as sleep.

Thanks Seirei. I really appreciated it And good XD. I would definitely take advantage of it and sleep as much as you can.

I might sleep a bit more after I hand over whatever hangover cure the yetis gave. I may have found a comfy spot to pass out. Oddly enough, the Library. Though it needs a dusting.

Well, definitely enjoy your sleep You deserve it after all the hard work you've put in for everyone

I need to tell my brain I am allowed to sleep. I am worried for everyone.

Mhmm And I know you are. You just have to reassure yourself that everyone is fine and are in capable hands so that you can rest

Easier said than done. I still need to really give Phantom a rundown of everything... Once hangovers are cured.

ough

Yeah, that's true He does need to know what's going on

12:00 PM

ough

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Doing okay there?

i didn't know i could still get gangivers

Well, certainly looks like you still can XD

Lol. lmao even

Pfffft. Want some coffee and asprin, big guy?

please.....

Coming right up. Still on the roof trying to ignore the overt amount of smooching?

OH SHIT YOU WERE THERE? WE TOTALLY DIDNT NOTICE

Were you two making out over a drunk man's body?

I was hanging off the side of the building

THERE WERE WAY MORE THAN TWO OF US.

It was a good ol fashioned- Wait there are children here.

NOT QUITE. I AM ASEXUAL. AND ACCORDING TO MY VIDEO NOTHING GOT TOO INTENSE.

Kissing can be very intense!

12:21 PM

Depending on the person

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Hahaha I do.

IM SURPRISED THE WIRES DIDNT COME OUT

ALSO DAN I AM SO SORRY

lol it's fine im glad you guys had fun

I'm just glad I left when I did. I mean I should have went home the second I walked out of The Keep but still

I AM GLAD YOU LEFT WHEN YOU DID TOO. I NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO ALL THAT IF YOU WERE STILL THERE

Dan. Come get coffee.

I would have taken my chance with Spectra (edited)

Ew

WAIT. SPECTRA???

yeah. she was fucking around the keep last night

OH. I WAS TOO BUSY BEING GAY TO NOTICE

She was talking to the sunday school teacher who was doing those strange interpreted dances so. Rather it be her than anyone else, especially when the Keep is full of miserable people ripe for the picking

Phantom threatened her if she actually went into the keep, I believe.

Like Spectra wouldn't try to worm her way in regardless

Honestly I would have jumped off the roof to stab her if she did

Understandable! Everyone in there was already in pretty rough shape.

12:48 PM

I only feel slightly bad for throwing Aunt Berta to the wolves. It was a sacrifice that had to be made, and maybe it'll teach her to not be a jerk.

Aunt Berta??

Sunday School Teacher, Aunt Berta, I forgot her actual name. (edited)

12:53 PM

Fire lady?

Her name is Vanessa

I'll be sure to remember that, maybe

THAT PUTZ MADE SKULKER OF ALL PEOPLE CRY. FUCK HER.

Somebody made your Skulker cry? Where is she. (edited)

Easy, big guy. She's not worth it!

Somebody made your Skulker cry? Where is she.

@Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) - jump NO CLUE.

12:57 PM

HOPEFULLY FAR AWAY.

Don’t murder her. Honestly her lack of people skills are not murder worthy.

Fine. What did she do, exactly? Unless you rather not speak of it so publically here.

IT WAS A FUCKING MESS I MIGHT DM YOU ABOUT IT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW. SHE ALSO MADE SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE HAVE BREAKDOWNS.

1:03 PM

BUT SAYING SHE MADE SKULKER CRY IS THE SIMPLEST WAY TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH SHE SUCKS BECAUSE. YEAH.

Your Skulker is my friend. I assume the others in our group Direct Messages are aware of the situation?

YEAH I SHOULD PROBABLY EXPLAIN IT THERE.

did u rly have to tell whole internet abt how that bitch made me cry

YES! BECAUSE YOU ARE A COOL TOUGH HUNTER, AND SOMEONE MAKING YOU CRY IN PUBLIC IS A CLEAR SIGN THAT SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG!

Do not feel too bad. I believe everyone is more horrified by her Idiocracy than you showing a bit of weakness.

IF ANYONE HAS ANY ISSUES WITH YOU BEING REASONABLY UPSET, I WILL LOBOTOMIZE THEM FOR YOU

thanks but i can kill them myself

Why was I bullied onto here exactly?

what the hell is that

What are you, a cop?

no?? wait. squinting at you

:3

........maple you crazy bitch

Why was I bullied onto here exactly?

@Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump :O ! Hi again Ms. Maple! :D

ITS TECHS FAULT HE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND DOWNLOADED THIS APP

THIS IS BECAUSE A TECHNUS WISHES TO PROPOSE TO YOU

YES THE PLANS FROM THE SKULKTECH GROUP CHAT COME TO FRUITION

Imagine i am on one knee with a very impressive ring and bouquet.

.

hey what? what plans? what are you doing with my bestie-

arent you married

YES. TO ME.

And to me.

That Technus is my co-husband.

I am literally an anime protagonist

CO-HUSBANDS?? IS THAT A THING WE'RE DOING NOW?

I'm pretty sure I know more anime lore than any Skulker, ever. Clearly I would be the superior spouse.

Fuck it I think at this point we should all just get married

SKULTECH POLYCULE CANON?

I'm pretty sure I know more anime lore than any Skulker, ever. Clearly I would be the superior spouse.

@Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Ahuh then prove it tell me everything about anime ever.

why are you asking for my friend's hand in marriage? im pretty sure she has a crush on a different ghost anyway-

SKULTECH POLYCULE CANON?

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump We have BEEN knowing this

OKAY BUT THE SKULKERS ARE NOT ALL INTO IT

Fuck it I think at this point we should all just get married

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HEY I JUST NOW GOT TOGETHER WITH MY SKULKER LETS NOT SCARE ANYONE OFF NOW

ARE THEY..?

7:45 PM

WAIT HOLD ON- OKAY NEVERMIND THERE IS SKULKER ON SKULKER ACTION

Do not say that I am going to faint

Ahuh then prove it tell me everything about anime ever.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump DO YOU WANT THE LONG VERSION OR THE SHORT

Why is this website always fucking like this

WAIT HOLD ON- OKAY NEVERMIND THERE IS SKULKER ON SKULKER ACTION

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump KEEP IT TO THE GROUP CHAT BUBBY

DO YOU WANT THE LONG VERSION OR THE SHORT

@Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump THE EXTREMELY LONG VERSION

Do not say that I am going to faint

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO COMMUNICATE THAT THEY ARE MAKING OUT

AND TELL US EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IN THERE

KEEP IT TO THE GROUP CHAT BUBBY

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump SORRY

‍♂️

THE EXTREMELY LONG VERSION

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Okay so you know how anime took inspiration from a combination of- [this post goes on like this for a very, very long time]

NO IT'S FINE I AM JUST GLAD I MADE THE GAY CRISIS GROUP CHAT BECAUSE NOW WE CAN AVOID SCARRING THE FRAGILE YOUTHS LMAO

The youths aren't fragile old man you're just senile and deranged

Okay so you know how anime took inspiration from a combination of- [this post goes on like this for a very, very long time]

@Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump So Goku and Vegeta ARE boyfriends

So Goku and Vegeta ARE boyfriends

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OBVIOUSLY??????

7:48 PM

Also congrats on the polyam my dude

The youths aren't fragile old man you're just senile and deranged

@Unlucky13 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YOU YOUTHS ARE VERY FRAGILE

TY NEW BESTIE

YOU YOUTHS ARE VERY FRAGILE

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Nuuh man.

The youths aren't fragile old man you're just senile and deranged

@Unlucky13 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump MULTIPLE THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT ONCE

Why is there another human on the GHOST SITE-

2

Nuuh man.

@Unlucky13 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump FRAGILE LITTLE BABY YOUTH

Why is there another human on the GHOST SITE-

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Technus. Are you Danny? You're the only guy who's really into space enough for that name

Oh god who are you this time-

It's meeeee mapleeeeee

UHHHHHH GREETINGS CITIZEN-

.. . . .

7:55 PM

lmao dude

7:55 PM

Oh if you're not who I think you are this cool new book that just came in can go to someone else I guess..........

Wait what new book-

Hi Danny! have you met Crimson's friend Ms. Maple? She's nice :)

Ohhhh no new boook it's just about the overarching history of how we've looked at the staaaars

7:56 PM

Surely to a cool ghost like you it wouldn't be interesting.

Uh. Well. I could give it to a child in need-

ill buy it, ill buy all of them. im loaded now

A child in need huh.

Yes, I, Phantom, am very charitable.

Ms. Maple do you have any Mycology books???? For me?

Hell yeah I do. I mean the store does. It's like a super goth store but I convinced the owner that most goths are also huge nerds so

7:59 PM

Maple Wins Again

So you work in a bookstore huh. A store that sells books. Books made from paper... paper made from trees.

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH THANK YOOOOUUU !!!!!!!! SAVE ME SOME PLZ AND THANK YOU!!!!!!

So you work in a bookstore huh. A store that sells books. Books made from paper... paper made from trees.

@Tree @ Whisprr (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yes. I killed and dried them myself! :)

8:01 PM

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH THANK YOOOOUUU !!!!!!!! SAVE ME SOME PLZ AND THANK YOU!!!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Aw youre so cute ofc I will

lol # exposed

HA nice

LMAO.......

lol # exposed

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump That's mean :'c he's embarasssseeeedddd

Why do you hate me so much? What have I ever done to you?

Aw youre so cute ofc I will

@Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Thank yooooouuu !!!!!! :D

Why do you hate me so much? What have I ever done to you?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :( t on t violence.....

Crimson Shade is transphobic, in this essay I will-

DROP THE ESSAY COWARD I WANT TO READ IT

Hell yeah I do. I mean the store does. It's like a super goth store but I convinced the owner that most goths are also huge nerd...

@Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Most goths are nerds.

Most goths are nerds.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Are you a nerd too then?? :O

I'm so much of a nerd that I used to literally be a book.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Heehee that's kinda funny! Good metaphor :) (edited)

Yeah I'm a nerd too.

8:09 PM

Heehee that's kinda funny! People can't be books though.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump .. . . You hang out with ghosts, Dani

THIS IS THE GHOST ZONE BUBBY

I've never seen a ghost who's an actual book before :O

Heehee that's kinda funny! Good metaphor :)

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump . . . no, I was actually bound to a page made out of my own skin.

.

having fun bestie

YES?

WELCOME TO THE GHOST ZONE!!!

. . . no, I was actually bound to a page made out of my own skin.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump WHY IS THIS METAL AS FUCK?

WHY IS THIS METAL AS FUCK?

@Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Heh.

. . . no, I was actually bound to a page made out of my own skin.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump D: !?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Ow :'c

I got better.

I would hope so. Was it at least an interesting book?

How D: ?!?!??! What if someone turns me into a book????? Was it painful being a book ?????

. I don't think you can just casually turn someone into a book

It was existentially excruciating. And the person who did it is dead, and... I am fairly sure the means to do the same sort of binding didn't transfer to this timeline.

It was existentially excruciating. And the person who did it is dead, and... I am fairly sure the means to do the same sort of ...

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump :'CCC !!! Do you want a hug??? I'm so sorry you were a book. How did you get debooked?

Pretty sure I'm not close enough for a hug at the moment, but I appreciate the sentiment given. A... friend burned my page. Honestly, thought that was going to be the End of me, but... I woke up a proper ghost.

Pretty sure I'm not close enough for a hug at the moment, but I appreciate the sentiment given. A... friend burned my page. Ho...

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I'm glad you're a ghost now cuz you're really cool and I'm glad i got to meet you. :D

Heh, thanks~

We can always use more cool goths around here

I would like to hit the one who bound you... but I share Dani's sentiment.

8:26 PM

Also hello, I am Champagne. Token human somewhat?

same hat!

8:27 PM

im crimsons token human friend that goes "eek a ghost!"

yeah and sometimes you also say "oh la la, a ghost

"

yeah and sometimes you also say "oh la la, a ghost

"

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I think I'd probably be more of a, "awe! a ghost" situation.

Ghosts used to scare me until i realised I was a skeleton haha. Anyway now we have fun

There’s a human on here?

waving!

Ghosts used to scare me until i realised I was a skeleton haha. Anyway now we have fun

@PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Am I a scary ghost? :o

yeah and sometimes you also say "oh la la, a ghost

"

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump and sometimes i say "oh its skulker let me get my bat"

ooOoOooOOoOOOo !!!!!!! i'm spoooooky !!!!!

There’s a human on here?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Oh shit hey Aether I thought you died

9 lives

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'm glad you're okay ! :DDD

I AM A SCARY GHOST WHEN I WANT TO BE

danny dont act like you werent losing sleep over him

I was worried about the "B Team" collectively!

I'm glad you're okay ! :DDD

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Always ok

Am I a scary ghost? :o

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Looking at your icon you look like a mushroom so im GOING to say YES!!!!!

B team were fine

Always ok

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUUUGGGSSSS !!!!!! also do you think i'm a cute ghost or a scary one?

…Why not both?

Looking at your icon you look like a mushroom so im GOING to say YES!!!!!

@PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump >:) hehehehehehe !!!! * spooky ghost noises *

8:33 PM

…Why not both?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump YEAH I'M BOTH!!!! World's cutest scary ghost or maybe the world's scariest cute ghost.

There’s a human on here?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump No. No humans at all.

Who isnt on here now? Theres an alt Tucker, Maple, Ethan (thanks Aether- you asshat)

What would I be?

def a cute ghost, aether

YEAH I'M BOTH!!!! World's cutest scary ghost or maybe the world's scariest cute ghost.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Its true youre friggin adorable

What would I be?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump You're cute!

Ugh… also I don’t see why you, Phantom, care about one human specifically…

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Cuz they're buddies.

Phantom cares about a human?

Yeah he does.

I care about a lot of humans, don't be weird about it!

I’m confused. Why was my name mentioned?

:3 were talking about humans i guess now

Astro-Not is offline

I’m confused. Why was my name mentioned?

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Hi Ethan ! :D

HAH

Heyyy

hey guy I dont know lmao danny

Wuss

So... since he ran away... He still hasn't caught on?

Nope.

8:38 PM

He’s pretty dim

I think he's in denial :'c

do i want to know the tea crim

Meh, it’s fun watching him squirm.

do i want to know the tea crim

@Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ill dm you

ill dm you

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump mwah mwah love you

xXxCrimson_ShadexXx started a DM with Virgo42

Meh, it’s fun watching him squirm.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Is it, now?

Meh, it’s fun watching him squirm.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Mean to him :'C !!!!!!!

There’s a human on here?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump At least two.

Astro-Not is online WHOOPS sorry guys, had to save cute baby kittens from individual trees. It was quite the work out. I mean they were just everywhere. You know the ethics of outdoor cats and their breeding is becoming a dire issue in our community-

uh huh

Astro-Not is online WHOOPS sorry guys, had to save cute baby kittens from individual trees. It was quite the work out. I me...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Hi Danny :D Were any of the kittens strays? I want a kitty

yeah danny. what kinds of kittens did you save.

The kittens were feral and sick- they had rabies and uh...male pattern baldness.

I wonder how Fido is doing at his new home : - )

If there's a fluffy little black one who dosen't have a home I want him and I'm gonna love him and give him treats.

The kittens were feral and sick- they had rabies and uh...male pattern baldness.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump @ Vlad_Masters this you?

???

The kittens were feral and sick- they had rabies and uh...male pattern baldness.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Oh you're being silly. :C I really wanted a kitty

LOOK WHAT YOU DID DANNY

No seriously those cats had major chrome dome it was VERY sad

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump hehehehehehehehehe doofus.

ANYWAY. What did i miss lol

Nothin' really.

nothing YET

Okay cool. . Don't do anything on here- you aren't even supposed to be here.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump She's nice I think she can be here.

:3 yeah danny im nice

Fine! I'll let it slide.

yaayy haha

heeheeheehee !!!!

Actually, I might stop by the book store after all

YAAAAAAY !!!! CAN I COME TOO ????

Everyones welcome! So long as they dont start fights, Danny

I wont. Promise.

If he starts a fight can I hit him? (not hard ofc :c)

yes of course dani

>:D !!!!

Wow! Rude!

[original post] WORKING ON A CMOS/ULTRASONIC ECTOSIGNATURE SCANNER THAT, WHEN TOUCHED BY A GHOST WITH SPECIFIC PROGRAMMED ECTOSIGNATURES, SENDS OUT ELECTRICAL SIGNALS. I AM INVITING EVERYONE TO TEST OUT MY PROTOTYPES- INSTALL IT INTO YOUR SECURITY SYSTEMS, YOUR WEAPONS, YOUR DEVICES, ANYTHING! WITH THE GENERAL PUBLIC AS MY BETA TESTERS I CAN MAKE SURE THAT WHEN I INSTALL ONE OF THESE INTO MYSELF, IT WILL NOT EXPLODE! (NOTE: PROTOTYPES NOT ACTUALLY MADE YET. IT WILL TAKE A FEW DAYS.)

what is the proposed function of this scanner

ELECTRICITY STUFF. YOU WOULD HAVE TO HOOK IT UP TO AN EXISTING SYSTEM TO SEND ELECTRICAL SIGNALS TO

11:20 PM

ESSENTIALLY A FINGERPRINT SCANNER FOR GHOSTS SINCE WE DON'T ALL HAVE FINGERPRINTS

ohhh! fancy

Will they explode outside of you?

I'M STILL WORKING ON IT BUT I THOUGHT I'D PUT OUT A CALL FOR BETA TESTERS ANYWAYS.

11:20 PM

HOPEFULLY THEY WONT EXPLODE INSIDE ME EITHER!

11:21 PM

THE BETA TESTING HELP IS SO I CAN MAKE SURE THEY DO NOT EXPLODE.

11:23 PM

I WANT TO ADD FUNCTIONS TO MYSELF ONLY I CAN ACCESS, HENCE MY WORK ON INVENTING THIS DEVICE. I HAVE THE GENERAL GIST OF HOW IT WOULD WORK, JUST NEED TO MAKE IT.

Aaah so you need to be able to recognize an ectosignature?

YES AND I THINK I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THAT IF I REVERSE ENGINEER SOME THINGS.

That sounds like a fascinating project.

hm sure ill be a lab rat for a technus- hell i already do that for my own

ITS TRUE. HES A GOOD RAT

crimson youre a rat

YOURE A RAT

i know. i need to make my fursona still

now crimson has EIGHT? eight. GRANDPAS AND GRANDMAS AND GRANDPARENTS.

thats was more than 4, lucky me

I can wrangle more grannies for you

gmorning gang, new icon also lmao

Good morning- is that your fucking fursona?

That is cute

WOAH!!!! COOL RAT!!!!

thanks guys his name is Cyanide :3

Good morning- is that your fucking fursona?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You should make a fursona too! I'm still trying to figure mine out but i'm a little kitty cat :3

you are soooooo kitty coded

I'm going back to bed.

I think Danny'd be a cute scruffy lil dog ! Or maybe something cool like a lizard.

??? I'm not getting a fursona, that's Tucker's thing.

AWWWWWWWEE COMMON IT'S FUN !!!

11:13 AM

You get to make a funny little guy and draw him in outfits.

Thanks, but no thanks!

stop being a little hater. have some whimsy in your life

I think he's scared :C

~~Danny has a crush on a Furry~~/jk

STOP

LET SOME WHIMSY INTO YOUR LIFE GHOST CHILD

you are soooooo kitty coded

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Crimson do you think I'd be a black cat or a calico ??? OwO

Ah, too early for teasing. Got it.

Crimson do you think I'd be a black cat or a calico ??? OwO

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump hmmmm i have a bias towards black cats, but i can also easily see you as a calico

LET SOME WHIMSY INTO YOUR LIFE GHOST CHILD

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I'll show you some "whimsy" old man-

B-3

SAME SAME SAME !!! IT'S SOOOO HARD TO CHOOSE * THROWS MYSELF DRAMATICALLY ONE ONE OF THOSE VICTORIAN FAINTING COUCHES LIKE VLAD HAS *

11:18 AM

B-3

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Technus am I a black cat or a calico ??? :0

HMMM. CALICO.

Okie dokie thank you Technus ! :D I'm gonna draw my fursona later !!

w ha.t

HELLO WHO R U

eZ io i foUnd thIs

OH YOURE THE GUY WHO DIDNT KNOW WHAT A PHONE WAS LMAO

yEs I a.m stRugglIng. sorry.

IT IS OKAY

Ezio!

buTtOns Small- hEllo

I HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR THE ENTIRE DEVELOPMENT OF COMPUTERS AND SMARTPHONES SO OBVIOUSLY I KNOW A LOT

yOu arE wIse Then. PleaSe be patiEnt WitH mE. FinGers tOo biG

YOU ARE DOING GREAT BUBBY

Hi mister ! :D

Thank y.ou I will takE more time typing out. lEss errors. I was told thiS was thE best way t.o keep up with events in tHe Ghost Realm. I fouNd an evil gHost with a p.hone. Kill.ed him. hEllo there

LMAO YOU KILLED A MAN FOR A PHONE? YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ME FOR ONE

How'd you know they were evil ???

He had a Ba.d ener.gy

THAT SOUNDS COMPLETELY INSANE. NO WONDER YOU AND SKULKER SEEM TO GET ALONG.

tHe armorEd man? Yes, ho.w is He?

WE ARE DATING NOW <3

H..how do you tell if someone has a bad energy ????????

12:11 PM

Oh! Congrats Technus !

You Look. at Them Unless tHat is just me. Oh- coNgradulatIons?

That's kinda scary :C

You Look. at Them Unless tHat is just me. Oh- coNgradulatIons?

@Cautious_Cephalophore (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I KNOW YOU ARE FROM THE MIDDLE AGES BUT IF YOU ARE NOT COOL WITH HOMOSEXUALITY I WILL HARM YOU AND THAT IS A THREAT.

Yeah, pretty sure that's just you. I know most people don't see the same general... energy signatures about people that I do. You just go around killing people based on what you see?

YeS. Is That s.o absurd?

It sounds kinda evil ,,, :"C

The seeing part, no. The making yourself judge and executioner? Yeah, a little.

We c.An agrEe to DisagRee on matt.Ers, I only Act when I feel I must.

Gerry if he kills me can you make sure I don't get made into a book?? ToT

wHy would I kill you?

My energies or whatever are probably all jacked up !!!! TOT

. . . I will make sure no one ever makes you into a book, Dani.

I douBt so. You apPear harm.less to Me. ... oh. hE is standing Up. I should flee.

Thank you Gerry,,, Oh so you, didnt kill him ????

Knocked him Out, iT appEars.

I think it works like Pokemon.

Poke A wHat

Its a video game where you catch lil monsters and make em fight eachother. My Danny likes it.

But instead of them dying when they lose all their health, they just go unconscious.

Yeah Pokemon is cool. Also can we NOT talk about killing people for 5 minutes?!

hE is not dEad so i.ts fIne

We're ghosts?

Killing, coring, whatever the hell we're calling it.

12:25 PM

I shouldn't have to explain to you what I'm talking about.

:C I'm sorry Danny

The Thing That Happens When You Hurt Someone And They Don't Exist Anymore. Or, "TTTHWYHSTDEA"

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE !!!! :D That's a funny way to say that.

His 'cOre' iS sTill Inta.ct, thAt is where I we.nt wRong.

I kindly request we do not just shatter people left and right.

PLEASE DONT KILL A RANDOM GUY CUZ YOU THINK HES WEIRD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU !?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! D:

It aPpearS the ModerN pEople are mOre sensiTive th.an I thOught.

Yeah dude you can't just go around hurting people whenever you feel like it??

Pffffft. Modern.

You're kinda fucked up. :'C

ThErE is a Man whO i.s nEar omnipotent aNd a tAverN thAt is alive.

The bar dosen't kill people for being weird though :C

What i.S youR dEfinItioN of Weird

I dunno !!! Why are you killing people ????

BecAuse TheY arE evIl. It iS vEry SimpLe tO unDerstAnd.

Stop arguing with this guy- he's about as looney as most of the ghosts in the Zone.

:C !!! I don't want him to decide I'm evil and kill me !!!!

Someone would literally have to be brainless to think you were evil, Dani

I was gonna make a retort about my Vlad trying to kill me but I think Jazz'd be upset with me if I did :C

Vlad is evil, thats the difference.

EvIl yoU say?

. . .

Define evil

EvIl is tHe abSenCe oF gOod.

Because thats not vague at all?

????????????

Define good

Okay I definitely think he'd think I was evil then

GoOd iS dOinG tHingS as they sHoulD be do.ne, wIth kindneSs and SelfLessnEss.

Define how things should be done?

Man you two are just going to be talking in circles.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Kinda part of the point

ThE wAy tHe univErse haS dictAted. If yOu care So much abOut Morality yOu wouldnT have To asK such sImple Questions.

WHAT IS THE WAY THE UNIVERSE HAS DICTATED

ThE wAy tHe univErse haS dictAted. If yOu care So much abOut Morality yOu wouldnT have To asK such sImple Questions.

@Cautious_Cephalophore (@GhostyPeppers) - jump If morality were so universally dictated, such simple questions would be obvious and sufficient

And They aRe.

And if someone else believes the universe to dictate good differently, does that make them evil, or does that indicate that the universe's dictates are not universally obvious?

I can't sit here and watch this, this is painful.

I'm not trying to argue a "gotcha." I've seen a lot of evil, and it wasn't always the Avatars, and the Avatars weren't always evil, themselves.

Danny do you wanna go get icecream instead?

Yes please. Maybe we can go to the bookstore afterwards.

:DDDDD !!!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaay !!!!!!

I do nOt wiSh to contInue a ConversaTion wiTh a Man wHo laCks tHe baSic MortAl cOde eVeryOne is Born wIth. Good Day. Cautious_Cephalophore is offline

...Wow.

What the hell ?!?!?!?

Sounds like that guy has a lot of personal growth to do. ANYWAY what time do you wanna meet up?

HOOOOOW ABOUT 2 pm ish??? That's a normal time.

Heh.

I was kinda hoping for an abnormal time like 3 am. lol okay 2pm it is

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE !!!!!!!! See you theeeerrreee !!!! ^_^

oh great we got a ln old fashioned Catholic ghost now

Funny thing to hear coming from you, Judy /light hearted

HEY. I'm not practicing anymore. And even if I was I'm not insane like That

. . . Hrm

I AM GOING TO BE HONEST. AS A GAY JEWISH PERSON I AM ALWAYS NERVOUS AROUND MEDIEVAL GHOSTS. I KNOW THAT THINGS WERE NOT GOOD FOR GAY PEOPLE OR JEWS BACK THEN.

1:25 PM

BUT I KNOW I SHOULD NOT JUDGE THEM FOR THEIR TIME PERIOD. PEOPLE CANNOT CONTROL WHEN THEY LIVED AND DIED.

right????

1:25 PM

I'm like ohhhh okay are they normal or do I have to guess what flavor of horrible they are.

1:26 PM

Jesus the first time I met aragon

I'm like ohhhh okay are they normal or do I have to guess what flavor of horrible they are.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I KNOW

I just hope he gets over himself.

if he does anything too fucked up I'll throw Hardy at him

I THINK I AM KIND OF AFRAID OF HIM NOW. BECAUSE UH. HM. HOW DO I PUT THIS. HE MAY THINK I AM INHERENTLY EVIL AND DRINK BABIES BLOOD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. IYKWIM

I do I do. HMMM

OH GREAT NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOMEONE KILLING PEOPLE BASED ON VIBES THAT ARE SO OUT OF DATE THEY SHOULD BE IN A MUSEUM.

1:34 PM

IF I WEAR BOOTY SHORTS AND A CROP TOP WITH SOMETHING IRREVERENT ON IT DO YOU THINK HE WILL EXPLODE?

Dude I would explode and I'm not even the guy.

ROLLING MY EYES CHILD

ACTUALLY IMAGINE INTRODUCING THIS OLD MAN TO QUEER DISCOURSE.

I think you have to hold his hand and walk him through the acronym before we can get to that point.

I AM GOING TO PULL OUT ONE OF THOSE ANNOYINGLY LONG ACRONYMS FROM THE HELL YEARS

1:58 PM

AND IM GOING TO TELL HIM IF HE DOESNT MEMORIZE IT IT MAKES HIM A BAD ALLY

Hah. Good luck.

. . . Please record that. For reasons. It may be a bit cathartic for me.

So what’s everyone doing rn? :p I’m stuck at the Keep until my portals are working again.

The same thing I do do every night. ~~plan to take over the world~~ Wallow in my own self-loathing /j

RESEARCHING HONKAI STAR RAIL BC MY SON IS INTO IT AND I DONT UNDERSTAND IT AT ALL

I was hanging out with Dani and the uh. Other one. We were just about to leave the book store.

Cool, cool. Glad everyone’s doing ok.

...Are you doing better?

OH ALSO SKULKER AND I ARE DATING NOW BTW!!! <3 <3 <3

Really? Dang, congrats!

8:08 PM

Also I’m fine. Less staticy than before I guess, powers are still being… weird. My eye’s still all green too.

Guess thats better than before?

Yeah. That’s just the physical stuff anyway.

Well. Hope you're back on your paws soon. Get it cus...

8:11 PM

Yknow what forget I said that.

Heh.

Ugh… you really need better jokes -_-

There's coffee and food out in the main hall, if you want any.

Gonna pass on the coffee, I don’t think the caffeine would be too good for me right now, but food sounds good.

Take care bro

8:14 PM

.

Bro???

UH. ... You guys wanna hear about how Dan got stuck between bookshelves?

YES

I mean if it helps you change the subject, sure.

So we were at the bookstore, right? This big shit brick house of a man waddles his way over to the romance section and gets himself pinned there. I had to get Dani to distract the cashier so I could phase him out.

UH. ... You guys wanna hear about how Dan got stuck between bookshelves?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Please

8:21 PM

Omg

8:21 PM

That is amazing

…Why didn’t he phase out himself?

8:22 PM

Or become invisible..?

I don't know- not thinking about it I guess? He seemed a little occupied like- mentally

Sure sure.

8:24 PM

Kinda surprised you went to the bookstore, since when did you read?

Tell Dan if he needs book reccomendations, I am happy to offer one or two.

Kinda surprised you went to the bookstore, since when did you read?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump WOW. Okay, I may be a C student, but I'm not braindead

Could have fooled me :p

I prefer documentaries but...reading is nice too, sometimes. And Jazz says its 'Good for my emotional and intellectual development' or something.

8:27 PM

Its just an astronomy book. Might read a bit of it in between sessions of DOOMED.

Mhm… You bump into your boyfriend at that store then?

No. I actually haven't seen him in a while. I'm kinda worried.

AND HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND.

Mmmmhm

Actually thats not entirely true, he was on here for a minute but. Not the same thing as seeing him. ... Maybe I should shoot him a text? But I dont wanna come off too strong either.

How is a text too strong?

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump

I guess I'm more worried about bothering him? Like what if I send him a really weird message that I dont realize its weird until after hes read it-

…Right… Well good luck with that

You are over thinking it my boy. Be weird if he is put off then he was not the one x

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump

You are over thinking it my boy. Be weird if he is put off then he was not the one x

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You are the last person I am accepting ~~dating~~ friendship advice from.

You are the last person I am accepting ~~dating~~ friendship advice from.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I, TECHNUS, AM A MASTER OF RELATIONSHIP ADVICE BUBBY.

NO you're NOT.

UH, WHO'S MARRIED FOR YEARS HERE, KID.

Is not my fault you keep fumbling daniel

I think you and Skulker are just two crazies made for each other. And HEY!

8:44 PM

Look I don't even LIKE him that way! Sure he has pretty eyes and soft looking skin, but that doesn't mean anything! Hes just some guy!

.

...

.

Aaaaand deleting that now-

TOO LATE

8:45 PM

THAT IS ON THE INTERNET

8:45 PM

I HAVE 50 SCREENSHOTS OF THE POST LOVERBOY

SHIT.

DANNY. COME ON.

8:46 PM

YOU ARE GOING TO BE AN ADULT IN LESS THAN TWO YEARS

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

IT MEANS YOU NEED TO BE A BIG BOY GHOST CHILD AND STOP IGNORING YOUR EMOTIONS FOR THE SAKE OF BEING COMFORTABLY IGNORANT

Look- even if I do like him maybe just a. little bit, I just know trying to pursue it is just going to blow up in my face like it always does! (edited)

OKAY. BUT HEAR ME OUT: WOULD YOU RATHER NOT EVER TELL HIM, AND MISS YOUR CHANCE. OR WOULD YOU RATHER JUST GET THAT WEIGHT OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS

Wow.

Sometimes I hope the weight of it crushes me, because it would be less painful than the embarrassment of the other choice.

.

JESUS DUDE

8:52 PM

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING TEENAGER

REMINDER THAT THIS GUY DOES HAVE A WHISPRR. AND PROBABLY SAW YOUR POST

THAT MAKES ME FEEL WORSE.

NO I AM SAYING GO AND TELL HIM! IT IS BETTER HE HEARS IT FROM YOU INSTEAD OF SEEING YOUR GAY PANIC POSTS

Seriously, go tell him. If you are worried enough about him then I am sure it will eat you up to never say anything. Regret of what could have been genuinely sucks. ~~Set a good example for Dan.~~

Okay. Heres the plan. I'll tell him when we go to the Observatory, okay? Will that you make you adults who are invested in the love life of a teenager happy?

YES VERY MUCH SO :3c

YES. YES IT WILL :3

9:00 PM

IT IS VERY PAINFUL WATCHING THIS TBH,, IT FEELS LIKE WATCHING BRAINY AND HIS SKULKER ALL OVER AGAIN

Don't compare me to them.

9:01 PM

I just have to fully prepare myself for rejection so it hurts less

DO NOT COMPARE ME TO THE GHOST CHILD AND THE OTHER ONE

I am invested because I like seeing you happy, even if you are not my you.

I CAN COMPARE HIM TO BULLET AND BONES-

YEAH BEAU AND BEN WERE JUST LIKE THIS. DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THEM, DANIEL FENTON?

I don't!

THEN GO ASK THE BOY OUT LOVERBOY

I will when I'm ready! ... I'm still trying to comprehend the fact that I even like him.

Mean to me yet again

You deserve it though, lol

AND RACIST SCHTUPPER ISNT ONLINE

Screw off you little bastard

9:07 PM

Oh what so im only deserving of respect when the racist kisser isnt online?

You're dating a bird, right? Go kiss him

Leave him out of this no wonder he has self esteem issues

Oh what so im only deserving of respect when the racist kisser isnt online?

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump CORRECT

Why are you guys so mean to me

YOU ARE A WET BLANKET

Its funny!

I'm a guy with feelings

9:14 PM

You should feel bad about this. guilt.

I'm a guy with feelings

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump So is everyone else you arent special

You should feel bad about this. guilt.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I FEEL NO GUILT FISHCAKE

So now we've resorted to slurs

That is not a fucking SLUR

You can't reclaim it

FISHCAKES ARE A FOOD YOU IDIOT

9:17 PM

NOT A SLUR

I think they sell those back at Shania's

[[ Mun is making a very BRITISH JOKE ]]

4

3

9:18 PM

Theres a baby at Shanias rn

A BABY?

Yeah a baby. Finally someone who doesn't rag on me for my existence.

Someone who doesn't rag on you for your existence. Aka...a baby

9:24 PM

Do you even hear yourself?

Yeah. A baby. Because everyone else is a dick.

A baby.

I said what I said asshole

Are you gonna start hanging out at daycares or what?

Which baby?

If that's the only place i'm welcomed i'll start babysitting. Idk man scary baby. Gray.

Aaaah, likes insects and arachnids?

She called an ice cream float a spider but I think that's just because shes austrailian so

Yeah, it's Phobia

Does she have a parent and or guardian

I am not entirely sure... I think perhaps the large Knight?

Large knight huh

OH CHRIST PHOBIA LOL

Yeah, it's Phobia

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Oh isnt that the scary spider girl ???

Oh, that's Fright Knight's child.

Fright has a kid????????

Right?! Apparently so. He's really sweet with her.

When tf did she

9:39 PM

Oh right. Alts.

SHE?

Hold up- she?

Well tell him his baby is in the bar eating my fries.

9:39 PM

.. Yeah?

UNIVERSE GENDERFUCKERY WE LOVE TO SEE IT

If he starts looking for her I'll let him know.

Can't believe your only friend is Fright Knights baby??

Why am i even entertaining this.

I hope she dosent summon the giant screaming baby spider again :'C

I have friends you guys are just di

9:42 PM

the what?

THE WHAT

The giant screaming baby spider.

help me

THE. WHAT.

It's super freaky. :C

I HATE THAT

9:44 PM

AND USUALLY I AM ALL FOR CREEPY CRAWLIES

THE. GIANT. SCREAMING. BABY. SPIDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

PHOBIA IS THE ANCIENT OF FEAR.

ANCIENT?

Thats above my pay grade, good luck though!

HELP?

She's an ancient ?????? Like Clockwork ???????? Huh ?!?!?!??!?!

YEAH. THEYRE REALLY NICE BUT

9:46 PM

HAVE THE UNDERSTNADING OF TERROR THAT A SMALL CHILD DOES.

I was never a small child can you please elaborate ?? :C

They seem to really like spiders.

Do small children typically like spiders??

I have no idea.

9:49 PM

I was not a typical small child. I definitely didn't like spiders, but that's because... um... I'm not writing that out here, actually.

SMALL CHILDREN DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHATS USUAL IN TERROR, WHICH MEANS THAT THEY CAN COME UP WITH REALLY FREAKY SHIT

Depends on the kid I guess? I used to play with worms and slugs when I was a kid.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I remember that. It was really mean that you put a bunch of em in Jazz's socks. At least my Danny did that...

9:51 PM

SMALL CHILDREN DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHATS USUAL IN TERROR, WHICH MEANS THAT THEY CAN COME UP WITH REALLY F...

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Oooooooh. Makes sense.

Ah....good times, good times.

I was not a typical small child. I definitely didn't like spiders, but that's because... um... I'm not writing that out here, a...

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump That's okay. :C

I have no idea.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Really? I always rather liked spiders myself. I suppose I could see how such things could be... twisted into being unpleasant.

Really? I always rather liked spiders myself. I suppose I could see how such things could be... twisted into being unpleasant.

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump One of the branches of Fear was the Web. The Mother of Spiders and Puppeteer. Probably could've ended up with it instead of the Watcher, if circumstances had been slightly different...

Oh... So... puppeteer being actions not your own. That part would be unpleasant.

[a picture of Danny, Dani, and Dan, snuggling asleep under a tree in the park]

Awwww

AWHHH [liked]

oh my goddddd awwww

lol look @ all of those lil babypops in their natural habitat they look like a family of possums lmao

Awwhhh

That is genuinely adorable.

That is kinda cute.

Ugh wh- HEY!

3:02 PM

TAKE THAT DOWN.

goddammit

It's fucking adorable, alright?

I saved it

3:04 PM

Sending it to your lil friend

DONT YOU DARE

Too late ghost boy :p

You suck.

Nahhh deep down you love me ;3

Ew?? Shut up

Fine fine

it is kinda wholesome

3:07 PM

Not sure why Danny Phantom would care but still

Oh my god uhhh I just think its...indecent to take pictures of people in public and upload them, you know? Public safety concerns.

…I mean yeah? He is the Fenton’s kid

...Plus that Fenton and I are allies, actually.

dude

Allies huh? Cool.

Yeah it's very cool, I agree citizen.

3:12 PM

Perhaps I should give him his own Whisprr.

do not

I think he should

I do need to contact him about the observatory.

CANNOT STAND YOU

GIVE ME A MOMENT CITIZEN

aw hey looks like you guys liked your books

lol yeah thats me alright, in that photo

.

Anyway hey ethan whats up?

...oh my fucking god

im fucking crying

you really werent kidding. this app can stupid

[a picture of Danny, Dani, and Dan, snuggling asleep under a tree in the park]

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I'm a little embarassed ,,, 0_0

If you really want me to, I'll take it down.

nah its cool, because Danny Fenton is cool like that.

.

. . .

Oh you got the app now?

oh yeah, Phantom gave it to me because hes soooooo cool. I know my parents shoot at him sometimes, but things have been cooling down lately

uh huh

malpe, he.lp me i can tsrtop cryign

YOURE ON YOUR OWN BUDDY.

If you really want me to, I'll take it down.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I'm okay with it.

hey whisprr user NormalB0yFenton- hows your mom and dad doing?

Shut up, Crimson

oh yeah, Phantom gave it to me because hes soooooo cool. I know my parents shoot at him sometimes, but things have been cooling ...

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump . . .

this is remarkably cringe and im me

Not sure why but ok???

Oh it is very cringe trust me, did you know Fenton’s a huge Phantom fan boy?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Aettthhheeer you're gonna embarrass him :'C

oh yeah did I ever know THAT.

What- I mean hes kinda cool I guess. He's like, my 5th favorite ghost.

Wow, Citizen. Im hurt.

5th? Who’s the first?

What- I mean hes kinda cool I guess. He's like, my 5th favorite ghost.

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump yeah? then whos your favorite. plasmius?

Plasmius sucks are you joking??

What- I mean hes kinda cool I guess. He's like, my 5th favorite ghost.

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Danny am I your favorite ??? :D

then it must be crimson- right after mycelial ofc

Crimson is like 8th on my ghost tier list

DUDE?

LMAO

its aether at no.1 then. bet

So it's me at number 1, Danny Phantom at 5, and Crimson at 8 ??

Yeah sure ANYWAY Ethan...you said you wanted to talk?

hes dodging

Just about the observatory.

I think he should answer the question:

:C Ethan am I your favorite ghost????

Oh absolutely!

Just about the observatory.

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump My DMs are open then just slide in whenever lmao

:D !!!!!!!! Ethan's my new brother now.

3:45 PM

Ethan do you wanna play Zelda together?

Hey what about me??

Well I'm Ethan's favorite ghost now so ... heeheeheehee c:<

Yeah, Ethan, slide into his DMs.

Shut up!

Yes, silence you.

: )

LMAO.

Ethan do you wanna play Zelda together?

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Well yeah I can play, just let me know where.

3:49 PM

And I’ll dm you in a minute Danny, just getting out of bed

Well yeah I can play, just let me know where.

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I was mostly just being silly to tease Danny since he won't admit that I'm most definitely his favorite ghost ever but if you wanna play Zelda with me and this Danny sometime that'd be fun! We just beat the Lake Bed Temple in Twilight Princess!

Lol no worries take your time

.

That heart was a misclick-

.

. . .

Never mock me about Clockwork again.

Ahhahaah

Whos Clockwork im just a stupid human boy

So true you're dumb as a sack of rocks.

Yeahhhh

Stop being mean to him. He's just embarassed and silly

I can be as mean to him as I want to be, I know EXACTLY what's going through his head.

There is a very simple solution to part of that.

That heart was a misclick-

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump it’s no biggie.

okaycool

Danny!!! Danny Danny Danny !!!!!!! When do you wanna have Ethan and I over for Zelda?? :D

UH I dont mind whenever, we just gotta sort some other stuff out first

Okie dokie !!!!! :DDDDDDD !!!!!

Nahhh deep down you love me ;3

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Pffft.

3:59 PM

[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: AUTORESPONSE TO "

"] TELL ME ALL THE DRAMA WHEN I RETURN

6

UH I dont mind whenever, we just gotta sort some other stuff out first

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump What stuff?

Well our observatory thing first, and uh- other plans. it should be fine though!

Ah right, yeah sure. Observatory first then whatever else you got going on

have fun boys

I must be off to do hero things, goodbye citizens

whatever, nerd. maybe ill do some villain things.

DM to Danny.

[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: AUTORESPONSE TO "VILLAIN"] I, TECHNUS, AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST TECHNOVILLAIN! NONE CAN BEST ME!

I'm gonna do uh, Mycologist things !!

whatever, nerd. maybe ill do some villain things.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You better not-

lol

whatever, nerd. maybe ill do some villain things.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Well if you want those villain things to be a check on seeing how your, hm, health is, let me know.

[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: AUTORESPONSE TO "VILLAIN"] I, TECHNUS, AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST TECHNOVILLAIN! NONE CAN BEST ME!

Braniac, your automated messages are the best.

[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: AUTORESPONSE TO "BRAINIAC"] I, TECHNUS, LORD OF ELECTRICITY, MASTER OF MACHINERY, WIZARD OF INTEGRATED CIRCUITRY, AM CURRENTLY ENGAGED IN AN ACTIVITY THAT REQUIRES TOO MUCH EFFORT TO STAY CONNECTED TO THE WIDER INTERNET. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER! IN THE MEANTIME, ENJOY THESE AUTOMATIC RESPONSES. IT IS ALMOST LIKE I AM STILL IN THE CONVERSATION!

Well if you want those villain things to be a check on seeing how your, hm, health is, let me know.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump uuuggghhhh you know i thought when i double died i wouldnt have to go to the doctor anymore

Pffffft. Unfortunately, even ghosts need doctors. I have actually had sleep now, and food, and even a date. So I shouldn't be in danger of falling over nor you in danger of being beat up by the Keep. (Mostly because I am not in the Keep).

Hmm. Alright. I guess I could pop by.

The Keep or Japan? Two vastly different places.

.........Depends what part of Japan I guess. Honestly I'm kind of sick of the Keep, it's. Not exactly a WELCOMING place

Hm, no it isn't. Probably will take time to fix that. I need to take a swiffer to the Library before I sneeze and set it all on fire. I am not by anywhere super heavily populated. Pretty close to a mountain so quiet.

Japan it is

See you there. Can meet you by the major shrine then. [Coordinates and address]

[original post] PEOPLE OF WHISPRR: WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED A "FLESH PERSON" OR A "MEAT PERSON"

Neither

flesh person, i barely have any 'meat' to begin with

Most people tend to prefer "PERSON" as FLESH / MEAT are dehumanising.

I AM AWARE BUT I AM USING IT AS A DESCRIPTOR

A Scaled Person

I AM A MACHINE PERSON. THEN THERE ARE BONE PEOPLE. MEAT PEOPLE. ETC.

[original post] PEOPLE OF WHISPRR: WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED A "FLESH PERSON" OR A "MEAT PERSON"

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Neither :'c

[original post] PEOPLE OF WHISPRR: WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED A "FLESH PERSON" OR A "MEAT PERSON"

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Neither

How about "biological"?

...I DID NOT THINK OF THAT THANK YOU MAD SCIENCE MOM

That makes so much sense I am glad we have found a solution

I, normal boy Fenton, personally like being a normal human flesh boy. Because im normal. I'm very normal

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Danny wtf o_O ?!?!?!?!

CHILD WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Normal human child things, why?

He's being a doofus.

I'm also looking into what constellations are gonna be visible this week, if you even care.

Calling yourself a normal flesh boy makes you sound like an alien pretending to be a human flesh boy.

oh strs are nice. Can c sum gud ones here on the islnd. Used 2 lov cing them on the shp.

I'm also looking into what constellations are gonna be visible this week, if you even care.

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Now that's a normal thing to say. You're still gonna go stargazing with Ethan right??

Yeah, we just gotta figure out a time/date. In the meantime I'm giving myself plenty of time to uh...prepare

7:18 PM

Calling yourself a normal flesh boy makes you sound like an alien pretending to be a human flesh boy.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Mood tho

I LOVE the stars I know all the contelations. You got the fishbowl, squirrel with bow. Horse drinking wine. CLASSICS

Yeah, we just gotta figure out a time/date. In the meantime I'm giving myself plenty of time to uh...prepare

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I hope you have OOODLES of fun ! :D

I LOVE the stars I know all the contelations. You got the fishbowl, squirrel with bow. Horse drinking wine. CLASSICS

@PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump dnt frgt flopng fsh n the prte wth blundrbuss.

0/4 isn't too bad, good effort guys

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Personally my favourite is Skeleton in hat : )

Anything can be a constellation if you try hard enough ! :D

skletn in hat iz so gud

my fav constellation is 'single grain of rice', very easy to spot. just pick any star

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump HEEHEEHEE THAT'S A GOOD ONE CRIMSON :DD

We’ll figure it out soon, again, just need to find the right time to sneak out.

Hey man no rush, im just Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool.

y not just go? Do u relly ned 2 snek out?

Hey man no rush, im just Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool.

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Danny that's just about the lamest thing I've ever heard you say :c

Dani come on

…I don’t get it

...Never mind, don't worry about it lol

Dani come on

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm a little embarrassed to be kind of related to you right now,,, :'CCCC

Oof… Wait, how are you two related?

AHA DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

Oof… Wait, how are you two related?

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'm the younger sister of his alternate universe's self :D !!!!! You know about the multiverse right Ethan?

Like Spider-Man?

SHES JOKING WE'RE NORMAL

THE MULTIVERSE EXISTS.

Guys please-

SHES JOKING WE'RE NORMAL

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump He's normal I'm not C:

Guys please-

@NormalB0yFenton (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I mean we’re in a ghost chat room

. I GUESS.

There wont be any ghosts at the observatory right?

There better not be.

dmn ur no fum

Yeah boo

There wont be any ghosts at the observatory right?

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I might show up and spook you ! C:<

7:33 PM

Hey Ethan! Hey Ethan guess what ??

what?

Yeah boo

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Don't you fucking dare, catboy-

what?

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Boo ! >:3

Don't you fucking dare, catboy-

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Please, you wouldn’t even know I was there.

r u sur u dnt want an awsme wingman?

Boo ! >:3

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Dang, almost dropped my phone

Please, you wouldn’t even know I was there.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Really? I think I can smell a litter box from a mile away.

Dang, almost dropped my phone

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump HEEHEEHEEHEE !!! >:3 I'm the scariest cute ghost in the whole world probably!!

Really? I think I can smell a litter box from a mile away.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Wow… Well then I’ll definitely be there >>

HEEHEEHEEHEE !!! >:3 I'm the scariest cute ghost in the whole world probably!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Most likely

Wow… Well then I’ll definitely be there >>

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump ~~Don't ruin this for me dude, I'll never insult you again-~~

Most likely

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump If it's okay I could crash your date and, i dunno, do spooky ghost stuff ! I can find some chains and rattle em around and go, "OOoOOOooOoOoOOOooOO !!!!!!"

7:45 PM

ALSO EEEEETTTTHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN !!!!!!! Guess what :D !!!

~~Don't ruin this for me dude, I'll never insult you again-~~

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump …Right…

ALSO EEEEETTTTHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN !!!!!!! Guess what :D !!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump What?

What?

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'm only haaaaalf ghost! I'm also a human girl! And I can switch between ghost and human forms whenever I want !! Isn't that neat ?? :D (edited)

This is fucking painful to watch. Not you, Dani, you're fine.

Oh? That’s… interesting. How does that work?

This is fucking painful to watch. Not you, Dani, you're fine.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I know right. ToT

This is fucking painful to watch. Not you, Dani, you're fine.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump you’re painful to watch

Oh? That’s… interesting. How does that work?

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I was just made like this actually!

you’re painful to watch

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Yeah, and?

Oh, right

Its uh pretty cool, right?

Being half human half ghost?

8:08 PM

It’s definitely… different. But not bad, just… how does that work exactly? Like are you dead and alive or..?

@-NøT_3v3N_HuM^N- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Who knows! I'm just here against my will <3

Guess we'll never know.

The important thing is that we're friends! :D

Yeah.

[original post] NEW CHEESEHEAD IN CAFE. THINK I CAN PICK HIS POCKET? MIGHT BE FUN

Another Plasmius? You gotta be joking.

Really?

[A picture of Plasmius in the doorway.]

Another Plasmius? You gotta be joking.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump :'CCCCCCCCCCCCCCC !!!!!!!!!!!! very very bad not good help.

Is this your Vlad Dani?

I don't knwo yet :C

Would you like me to come over? Say the word I'll be there.

BASED ON THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SIGNALS, HE HAS A GPS ON HIM, SO HE PROBABLY JUST CAME HERE FOR SOME COFFEE BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD RECOMMENDED CAFE.

8:19 PM

I STILL WANT TO PICK HIS POCKET THO

I got her. If he starts shit I'll cave his head in.

THOUGH*

he hasn't done anythgin i'm jsut scared :c

A GPS? I doubt he has that for directions to a Cafe Technus.

I'm glad there are people there.

Oh shit- if you need me you know I'm here.

A GPS? I doubt he has that for directions to a Cafe Technus.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump FAIR ENOUGH

8:21 PM

IM ON A SORT OF DATE SO IM TOO BUSY CHILLING TO THINK STRAIGHT BUT IM PRETTY SURE IF THIS CHEESEHEAD TRIES ANYTHING HE'LL BE KILLED SO

You guys need me? I should be ok to come

Oh shit- if you need me you know I'm here.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Thank you danny i lvoe you

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I can be there, too, if you want back-up

I'd be down to kicking Plasmius's sad man butt any time of the week.

You guys need me? I should be ok to come

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump absolutely not. while your intentions are good, you still need more rest.

I’m fine! I haven’t had any issues for two days,

At Shania's now :C Still scared. Skulker's guarding the mirror

Yeah Aether, listen to your mama.

I would rather you get a bit more rest before you run off trying to play hero. While you at doing better, such is not best to rush.

…Fine.

NEW PLASMIUS UPDATE: HE KNOWS HER FUCKING NAME

Yeah Aether, listen to your mama.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Up yours -_-

Up yours -_-

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Lmao

NEW PLASMIUS UPDATE: HE KNOWS HER FUCKING NAME

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Ah. So definitely murder-worthy.

Thank you Aether, such is appreciated.

@ Vlad_Masters2 Shall we go over and kill him.

VERY tempting but I imagine these folks have it well in hand.

Beaus gonna maul him

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump SKULKER WILL PROBABLY SHOOT PLASMIUS FIRST ACTUALLY

Save some for the rest of us skulker

I PERSONALLY CANNOT WAIT TO SEE SKULKER COMMIT VLAD MURDER. THERE IS NO WAY HE'S LEAVING ANY FOR THE REST OF US BUT I'LL BE HAPPY JUST WATCHING.

2

Gay lmao

YES.

Fair.

WE'RE DATING NOW <3 THIS IS PRACTICALLY OUR FIRST DATE RIGHT NOW

Congratulations. Does this count as a date??

WE ARE OUT AT THE CAFÉ TOGETHER SO I WOULD SAY YES.

Murdering a horrible creep I believe is basically every date with a Skulker.

OUR SECOND DATE MIGHT BE MURDERING A RACIST, WE'LL SEE.

8:59 PM

DEPENDS IF THE GRAY CHILD MURDERS THE RACIST BEFORE WE CAN GET TO HIM.

Sounds like an amazing date.

Huh. I guess we're on a date then.

phoenixrose has logged off

[A picture of Agent J.] ANYONE KNOW WHERE THIS UNIFORM IS FROM? IT LOOKS VAGUELY FAMILIAR BUT MY OLD MIND IS FAILING ME.

Is that another friggin GIW agent?

That guy seems familiar, I think I flirted with him before. He's only aggressive to aggressive ghosts

For gods sake.

I'm just saying! He's not an asshole GIW

9:15 PM

He'll listen to reason

AGIWAB

️

christ, theres a shitty vlad causing issues? kick his ass guys

Ugh, another Vlad? Why are there so many Vlads?

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Be careful :C he looked at me like he knew me but hes not my vlad cuz apparently he's dating Danny's parents :"C !!!!!!!!!!!

Hrm. There's probably gonna be at least as many Vlads as there are Dannys. How many Dannys are floating around?

Theres that sad adult one? I think thats the only other Danny I've met.

. . . My Vlad's not going to be a problem for anyone.

Be careful :C he looked at me like he knew me but hes not my vlad cuz apparently he's dating Danny's parents :"C !!!!!!!!!!!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump . . . He is what?

11:38 PM

What happened to your Vlad?

. . . He is what?

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Dating Danny's parents :C. It's GROOOOSSSSSS !!!!!!!

...I did.

1. Can Vlads stop dating my parents? 2. Jesus christ, dude.

1. Apparently not. 2. Jesus christ, "dude" is right.

. . . Oh no. And... I think it might be a bad idea if people kill that Vlad...

11:40 PM

Well... kill him more.

[Vlad hunt livestream]

. . . Oh no. And... I think it might be a bad idea if people kill that Vlad...

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Cuz the Fentons'll be super pissed ???

Yeah... he has been... pretty happy with them honestly and they seem to like him a lot. At least that is what my Danny says. I don't really live anywhere near enough to care.

Yeah... he has been... pretty happy with them honestly and they seem to like him a lot. At least that is what my Danny says. I...

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump WAIT IS HE YOUR VLAD ?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!!? DDDDD: OMG ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

wow yeah get his ass boys

Please "get his ass"

I think so? I don't know who else's he could be. I mean maybe more than one fruitloopy creep thinks Danny's parents are hot?

11:46 PM

...I did.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Your Vlad must have been really bad. I am sorry.

...not really, honestly. But... he tried to take me in after... the whole Freakshow thing, and I panicked.

I think so? I don't know who else's he could be. I mean maybe more than one fruitloopy creep thinks Danny's parents are hot?

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump It's not as uncommon as you'd think.

Please stay safe :'C !!! I don't want that shithole hurting you !!!!!

...not really, honestly. But... he tried to take me in after... the whole Freakshow thing, and I panicked.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Well that's what we get for trying to do something nice for once.

Well that's what we get for trying to do something nice for once.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Considering the only timeline example I had of a Vlad taking me in led to me destroying the world...

It's not as uncommon as you'd think.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Dude, you... he... spent so much time planning murders for Jack. I swear he had used a mouse trap board game to plan it. I think he was planning on luring Jack in with fudge once?

11:49 PM

How was I supposed to know he would date him???

The line between kill and kiss is pretty fine sometimes.

. . . And you would know?

Because half of me used to be Plasmius?

11:51 PM

Believe me, it's just as weird to experience as it sounds.

11:51 PM

Between the two halves...

Dude, you... he... spent so much time planning murders for Jack. I swear he had used a mouse trap board game to plan it. I thi...

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Ah yes, the classic Fudge Trap. I recall.

11:52 PM

Between the two halves...

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Quite frankly this concept is what i find most disturbing about your existence.

Ugh...

Right?

Oh right... I forgot about that. That has to be really weird for you.

lmao. im glad im not the only one

I already found out my dad is still into him. It makes me want to die.

You... just recently realized that?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I thought he was insane in a different way!

Danny. I say this with all due mocking... Your obliviousness is cosmic.

I hate you.

He calls him Vladdy. Which is like... a couple letters off from calling him [Oh look a distraction!]

DO NOT.

. . .

11:56 PM

No.

Ah so that is a multiversal thing. Great.

Awful.

12:00 AM

Consider my day ruined.

LOL

Eh, you get over it. My version of you is too distracted making heart eyes at his date.

Ah. I hate this conversation.

Hah

It's... definitely a conversation.

You're half the reason for this conversation.

Eh, you get over it. My version of you is too distracted making heart eyes at his date.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Who's your Danny dating, if you dont mind me asking?

Not sharing. : )

I jst wnt 2 say that jack n i are chering you on, i think u n your lake buddy r beautful 2gether.

5

CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT THAT-

phoenixrose is online ...What did I come back online to?....

Jack is such a legend he really said GAY RIGHTS!!!

but itz tru. U n ur lake buddy r adrable. I knu tru luv when I c it. N jack agrees, ive tuld him all bout it.

What do you mean you told him?

Wut do u mean? Hes my best buddy. Y wouldn't I tell him bout the lake n ur potentil bf?

Yeah we were telling him all about it at the BBQ

Okay you two are messing with me.

uh no? Im beng dead srs rn.

I already told my dad a few things about the lake- but not much else.

You're half the reason for this conversation.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Hm. Touche.

Why would we lie to you dude!! We were telling him all about what we've been up to and I fed him a couple of cocktail hotdogs and he seemed REALLY PLEASED about it so i'd say he's supportive 100%

I'm going to bed! Goodnight.

GOODNIGHT DUDE!!!!

He semd 2 rlly lik those hotdogs n the retellng of that stry. Hes definetly rootng 4 u.

Yeah he just kept eating them out of my hand it was sooo cute

WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

Snapcube reference?

I've come to make an announcement. The Warlock is a bitch ass mother fucker, he pi--

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

Our buddy Jack and his love for hotdogs

Jack iz amazing. Hes so nice n likes to party n eat fud wit us. Gr8 wit advice 2.

PICTURES PLEASE?

Please, before I lose my mind from what you're talking about....

I wuld but hez slepng n u shuldnt disturb his slep, othewise hes cranky. Grnted it's cute when hes cranky but i stil dunt want 2 hav 2 deal wit it.

Yeah the flash on the camera makes him all jumpy he doesn't like it

Okay. I think I'm ready. I have everything written out- I practiced all night- I'm doing it.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Good luck!! I believe in you Danny !!!!!!! Love you sosososososososo much !! :D

Yeah you too, thanks. I might drop by the cafe in a bit- assuming there aren't any psychopathic Plasmius alternates hanging out there.

it's clear right now, you're safe

I think I'm gonna stay home for a bit. I'm still really rattled from yesterday :'c

jack sayz u shuld b brve n be honst abut ur feelings. Works bettr thst way. U got this thogh dude.

Shut up, fish stick.

ur just mad that im rght n u know it.

Danny can you pick me up a green tea while you're there? Mayves' the best. I'll pay you back for it I promise !!! (edited)

I have it ready by the time he's there for you.

Thank you Mayve :'C !!! Sorry for causing a scene yesterday, I just got scared.

Oho yeah, cool cool

be there in a flash

kiddo you're fine. I get it. I'm just glad you're safe.

Thank you Mayve. You're really nice. Thank you. c':

[ Original Post ] @Vlad_Masters ( @Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ] ) For no reason in particular do you know what Lucy's favorite color is ???? OuO (edited)

[ Original Post ] @Vlad_Masters ( @Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ] ) For no reason in particular do you know what Lucy's favorite color is...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Oh? Hang on i'll ask.

4:23 PM

[ Original Post ] @Vlad_Masters ( @Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ] ) For no reason in particular do you know what Lucy's favorite color is...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump She says "Every color ever. All of them." and when pressed to choose "Worm pink" was the winner.

She says "Every color ever. All of them." and when pressed to choose "Worm pink" was the winner.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Okay thank you! :D

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) (Amy's) I intend to buy out Axion Labs, now that Phantom has... removed the previous research head. I wanted to let you know, in case you have plans in regards to the location.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) (Amy's) I intend to buy out Axion Labs, now that Phantom has... removed the previous rese...

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump My initial plans were to blow it sky high, but if you feel like you can make use of the place be my guest. I'd be interested in whatever you have planned.

I certainly wouldn't begrudge you that, but I do have some things in mind that I would like to look into, which I can't very well do from a garage.

I certainly wouldn't begrudge you that, but I do have some things in mind that I would like to look into, which I can't very wel...

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Rightly so. Do let me know if you want assistance with anything.

Rightly so. Do let me know if you want assistance with anything.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I will, thank you. I'm sure you know several sales people who would be thrilled to have a new laboratory head to bother.

[ original post ] [ Selfie of Guy and Tenzac. Konane in the background. ] fucking warlock lol

where are you guys???

Ye Old Wild West lol

how the fuck are you able to use social media?

I DONT KNOW MAN I DONT KNOW!!! do you like our funny hats lol

The hats are cool as hell. Tenzac looks 5 seconds away from a panic attack.

Yeah he's freaking out lol dont worry ive got him

[Original post] Hey. If for whatever reason people need to reach me, I'm sorry. I need some time to be alone for a while.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okay :'c I hope you'll feel better soon I love you sososososososososo much

1

Date night went well then

I don't want to talk about it.

Don't be mean to him he's had a hard day :'C

I'm just messing with him.

was it really that bad?

Oh dear...

This explains a great deal unfortunately...

[Original Post] Why wasn't I enough :C ?????? (Not me asking for help I just had to get that out n stuff) (edited)

3

Oh, dear... I'm making cinnamon rolls, if you would like to stop by my place for some.

I think I need to take some deep breaths first but that sounds nice, thank you :'C

You were more than enough. He's a fool for treating such a bright intelligent and wonderful young girl as he did. Never blame yourself for his stupidity, it's not your fault Dani.

6

I think I need to take some deep breaths first but that sounds nice, thank you :'C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Of course. Whenever you're comfortable

You were more than enough. He's a fool for treating such a bright intelligent and wonderful young girl as he did. Never blame yo...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump :"""""CCCC Thats really sweet thank you. Is it bad that I kinda w-word it was my fault cuz that'd mean I could've done something to change how things wound up ???? (edited)

:"""""CCCC Thats really sweet thank you. Is it bad that I kinda w-word it was my fault cuz that'd mean I could've done somethi...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Perfectly understandable. It's a coping mechanism.

2

Agreed with other me. One cannot blame themselves for another's foolishness.

Thank you too Mr. Masters. It's just hard y'know ??? :'C

Why couldnt Hardy's obsession be something helpful like "loving my wife" instead of rules

WHAT HAS HE DONE

sigh. he learned about a war criminal in the middle of our date

. Just a random war criminal or

apparently that harker tits wife

What about her??

guess

I AM SO SO SO SORRY CHILD KING

11:04 PM

BUT IN MY DEFENSE. I AM TECHNUS. I FIGURE THAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

2

.

Ok. Stopping the rumor mill before it grinds any further. 1. Mina Harker died. She also experimented on herself extensively so she came back. 2. I bound her, as an Ecto-Entity, to myself and the Crown, so she is under my direct command. 3. She is currently being kept in the Keep awaiting trial. 4. Whether the verdict of said trial is to End her or not, I will uphold the decision.

I AM SORRY

That.... is troublesome news...

5. >:( ruing my date

4

Honestly, I'm kind of surprised it took this long.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I WAS BUSY BEING GAY

May i swing by to drop kick her through a wall

Ok. Stopping the rumor mill before it grinds any further. 1. Mina Harker died. She also experimented on herself extensively s...

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Can I cuss?

Yes you can cuss.

What's her fucking problem?

Delusions of grandeur and lack of basic empathy?

Ew. I also wanna drop kick her through a wall.

May i swing by to drop kick her through a wall

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I'm not sure that's a good idea

I HAVE THAT I THINK. I AM PAINFULLY AWARE OF THE FORMER SOMETIMES AND YET I STILL FEEL IT. AND I ALSO WANTED TO TRANSCEND HUMANITY. AND I DID NOT MASS TORTURE PEOPLE.

Good point. I don't know. I'm not a psychologist. Or a lawyer. I just didn't want to both execute and End someone in front of a creature who had been experimented on enough to consider her his loving mother. Or to set a precedent for being the sort of King who just... fucking Ends people without discussion or trial.

FAIR ENOUGH. PLEASE LET ME ELECTROCUTE HER AT LEAST ONCE THOUGH.

technus tis me your slawter seaking. do it.

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Good point. I don't know. I'm not a psychologist. Or a lawyer. I just didn't want to both execute and End someone in front o...

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump That sounds reasonable. I think I know how that creature feels a little bit :'C

technus tis me your slawter seaking. do it.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I WILL SHOW HER WHAT TRUE TRANSCENDENCE LOOKS LIKE

That sounds reasonable. I think I know how that creature feels a little bit :'C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Maybe I can introduce you when I'm less worried about him trying to bite the hand off of anyone who comes too close.

Is there anyone working to help the boy?

I think Fright has activated Dad Mode toward him.

Maybe I can introduce you when I'm less worried about him trying to bite the hand off of anyone who comes too close.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump O_O;;;;;; nevermind he sounds scary

Ah, I see, then I pray hope he is fortuitous in his endeavors.

If you have something in mind, too, I am definitely open to suggestions.

I.... I am not the one who would be best to speak to in such regards... But thank you regardless for the... faith, I suppose.

wait shes still alive? lol? hello?

11:31 PM

OR. AROUND. I GUESS

11:31 PM

does she seem at all broken up about the dead husband thing

Knowing her i doubt it

Hasn't mentioned him. But I didn't exactly describe in detail how he Ended.

I wouldn't bother, she'd only try to analyze it from a scientific perspective.

That... is the sort of vibe I've gotten from her so far.

tsk

And you think I should have just Ended her.

Be wary of her. I know you're incredibly powerful but she's not one to be trifled with. I have no doubts she's scheming.

Should I stay away from the keep for a while? She sounds like a total nutcase freak and kind of a bully.

And you think I should have just Ended her.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump if youre asking ME then yeah I would have. But I'm Not Legally King, Now Am I

She's dangerous Dani so yes. Far away. I'm sure Daniel will keep her on a tight leash but still.

Do I wanna know what she did exactly or will it just give me nightmares ? :C

PLEASE LET ME ELECTROCUTE HER WITH ALL MY POWER. GET NYC'D BITCH.

It will just give you nightmsatres

Do I wanna know what she did exactly or will it just give me nightmares ? :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump You don't want to know.

Understood :'C. I hate her.

None of you know the half of it

id ont knwo the half of its bc im still reading vald

Vald.

yea

The only other thing I'll say on the matter tonight is to question my actions as much as you want. This isn't my timeline, but I'll try to help as much as I can, and I don't want to be the sort of tyrant Pariah was. She will be put to trial, once the means of such is determined, and there will be justice. And the information Judy's going through will be used to make sure something like this doesn't happen again on the living side.

3

Do not rush, ensure decisions are made with all information possible and look at the different options and potentials. I will admit that it is, reassuring, that there is a path being followed that doesn't end in immediate ending.

Put her in a cannon and fire her into the sun

everyone is sos fucking mena to me

If need be Phantom Ethern and I will help if you do wish to hold a trial And if comes to it I'll be more than happy to light the pyre for her execution If you so approve if she is deemed guilty on all accounts

I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, Nyreena.

You're welcome, Phantom After seeing the aftermath as we were helping I know that we both want justice for all those affected

Backreading and... I will refrain from trying to hunt her down for sport when I come check on the ghosts.

…Wait, are we talking about the GIW stooge who was experimenting on all those ghosts?

7:37 AM

Why is she still alive? Or whatever she is now?

To allow fair trial, I am guessing. To avoid being someone who acts without thinking it through. Which is fair... But given how many ghosts we lost because of the bitch, I am leaning on the side of ensuring she feels the pain of every ghost who faded.

After what that gun did to me? Yeah, no, I agree. Burn her.

Sorry I seemed to keep missing you. I intended to make sure you were alright... Are you doing better?

I’m fine, I think this is the last of the weird energy surge I had. Sorry if I acted weird at any point, things kind of got hazy for me. I don’t remember much from the past couple of day.

No one should blame you for your actions when hit by weapons that fucking overclock the obsession to burnout and self destruction.

8:19 AM

And whatever else they had going. I don't know what the other lab had.

That’s not what happened, at least I don’t think so? If I was going to run strictly off of my base obsession I would have wiped the Keep off the infimap.

8:20 AM

Not that I’d do it, obviously.

. . . Well shit. What happened then?

I… I don’t want to talk about it exactly, it’s fine now.

Alright... sorry just the... Librarian in me. I have been trying to save as many as I could for long enough I am still on edge about it.

.... I want to know exactly what those weapons were meant to do.... to prevent such from happening again to others... it is disturbing to say in the least.... I suppose i am just grateful that those hurt could be healed.

If anyone was able to grab research from that other lab, I can compile that too and throw it at a Technus?

I’m back in my den anyway, so any danger that could have been present is gone now, I think? I’ll steer clear of that bitch though, no guarantee I’d leave that room with her still in it.

I am not worried about danger. I am worried about you.

From what I understand, the second team only freed a few ghosts and then grabbed the scientist and her, son? No documents from them.

And I’m fine, really. It was just a weird case of… coreburn? I guess?

I went back and cleared it out. I brought documents back.

Hm... coreburn... sounds less obsession and more... over energized? Good, I will turn my murderous rage on paperwork then.

I'll need to return to the keep at some point to study them then...

Study group. Whee.

Hm... coreburn... sounds less obsession and more... over energized? Good, I will turn my murderous rage on paperwork then.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I think that’s the best way to put it, it wasn’t like my normal emotional surges, those I just kind of blackout and… well. But this time was different, I had all that painful power but there was no way to just refine or reduce it; I couldn’t even use my more defensive powers either, it was like there was only fight mode and no flight mode. I went to open a portal and blasted through a wall.

Ethern's still pretty worn out from the previous documenting and...staying with me while I'm going through...things so it's probably best for him to rest and relax. I know he would love to help but needs needs some rest himself.

Yes, he needs to rest and if you need me Nyreena, ask okay?

I will Thank you

I am available as well.

I think that’s the best way to put it, it wasn’t like my normal emotional surges, those I just kind of blackout and… well. But ...

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Yikes... let me know if you need help with that? Might be good to... siphon off excess energy. It sounds like it would be better to have someone able to help you get rid of it in a more controlled manner in the future...

I am available as well.

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Thank you I...I appreciate it...

Alright, I... An not sure which person you are, Dodo, or if we just keep missing one another, but I am gonna head to the Keep today to tackle documents and not fresh dead ghosts.

I am not sure if our paths have crossed yet or not. This, social media, makes it difficult to tell at times. I will see about making my own way to the keep as well.

Yikes... let me know if you need help with that? Might be good to... siphon off excess energy. It sounds like it would be bett...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Thanks, yeah maybe one day.

For now, I suppose rest? I will see you, Dodo. I am Seirei, and probably the palest thing you will see in the Keep when I get there.

Morning? Catching up rn hang on

8:56 AM

Okay, that explains a lot.

Oh, you’re awake. Um, how are you feeling?

A lot better than before. Uh, you?

Meh, could be better, at least my chest isn’t sore anymore.

Yeah, you said it was like a 'core burn' or something, right? Sounds nasty

I’ve been through worse, it’s not like I was dying or anything.

Still, glad you're doing better now. Though you should have definitely done a rain check for another day or two before we went out. Juuuuuust saying.

Hey, you try being stuck in one place for several painful days and see how long you last. I was fine for the entire day before, I thought that was the last of it, I just got… overwhelmed.

I have a distinct feeling you were supposed to keep resting and did the teenager thing and snuck out anyways lol. Glad you're okay though kid.

Uuugh. It’s whatever! We’ll have a do-over date or something then!

9:06 AM

Not a date

awwww so it was a date

TOTALLY NOT A DATE

ABSOLUTELY NOT

There was this show once with a little purple cat thing that feels familiar to this right now.

9:08 AM

you two are adorable together

…Not sure what the heck that is. But yeah, it wasn’t a date, I ruined our night out. We barely even got to watch the stars!

9:08 AM

We are not cute!

Totally not a date. ... I still had fun though. Before all that, I mean.

the more you try to deny it the cuter it gets

Heh. If people are going to be going to the Keep, I made some cinnamon rolls I'll bring.

I mean yeah, it was fun, can’t believe you actually broke in just to try to impress me.

you two should try it again when he's feeling better

4

I didn't "break in", I just suggested that the door should be unlocked. I was totally planning on relocking it when we left.

Heh. If people are going to be going to the Keep, I made some cinnamon rolls I'll bring.

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I think they would enjoy them, they do smell lovely.

Mhm, sure. I can see the headlines now. Danny Phantom, local menace is now also a lock picker

9:11 AM

Heh. If people are going to be going to the Keep, I made some cinnamon rolls I'll bring.

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Ooh I do love me a cinnamon roll

Local Cat Boy Uses the Observatory like a Scratching Post

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump More like target practice… Besides we fixed it… kinda.

Kinda. We did our best. Cinnamon Rolls sound great though

Wanna head to the Keep and grab one? I definitely need one after such a shit week

Sure, I'll meet you there. It'll be nice to check in on everyone else too

Cool, see you around

Heh. If people are going to be going to the Keep, I made some cinnamon rolls I'll bring.

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump That sounds lovely. See you all there.

monkey at cafe

Normal monkey or that one that skateboards

monkey says is god what

At this point I am not surprised by anything

@GhostyPeppers @ Primal_Hunter I THINK WE HAVE A CHILD

What

CONGRATULATIONS : )

CONGRATULATIONS!

WE HAVE A DAUGHTER NOW.

...Did you adopt another child without telling me beforehand?

8:17 PM

...Can we teach her to kill?

3

THIS ONE IS HOMELESS AND EATS ECTOPLASM TO SURVIVE, SKULKER.

8:18 PM

YOU CAN TEACH HER TO HUNT.

Hunt, kill- same difference. I agree.

SHE IS HAUNTED BY THE ANCIENT OF SPACE SO WE'RE ADOPTING AN ANCIENT AS WELL I GUESS

8:18 PM

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

.

8:19 PM

CASSIE????

8:21 PM

SHE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME- GOOD LUCK WITH TAKING CARE OF HER THOUGH

ALSO I PROMISE I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO HELP HER. I HAVE GIFTED HER FOOD WHENEVER THE GHOST CHILD IS NOT PUTTING ME IN SOUP TIME

SHE sCARES YOU????

8:21 PM

WHY. HOW.

8:21 PM

SHE'S MARSHMALLOW AT BEST

SHE HAS THE ANCIENT OF SPACE FOLLOWING HER.

8:22 PM

I THINK THAT SHOULD SPEAK FOR ITSELF-

An ancient of space? Nic.

WHAT???

8:24 PM

YOU GO SOFT AT PHOBIA, SKULKER.

8:24 PM

ALSO @ CUNTY: YOUR VAL IS MISBEHAVING

YOU GO SOFT AT PHOBIA, SKULKER.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Thats different.

IT'S NOT.

8:26 PM

LOOK IF IT'S AN ISSUE WE'LL DEAL WITH IT BUT SHE EATS ECTOPLASM TO SURVIVE SO.

8:26 PM

MY BABY NOW.

OH, NO. THAT IS ACTUALLY JUST A COMMON INHALANT IN MY AMITY

8:28 PM

HOMELESS PEOPLE TEND TO EAT THINGS LIKE GLUE, GASOLINE, AND OTHER SUCH THINGS TO STOP THEMSELVES FROM FEELING HUNGRY

ALSO @ CUNTY: YOUR VAL IS MISBEHAVING

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump HELLO? WHERE.

OH, NO. THAT IS ACTUALLY JUST A COMMON INHALANT IN MY AMITY

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump YES. AND THAT'S WHY I'M FEEDING HER MATZO BALL SOUP

8:31 PM

HELLO? WHERE.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump

CAFE

FOR FUCKS SAKE OMW

YES. AND THAT'S WHY I'M FEEDING HER MATZO BALL SOUP

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump GOOD, I HATE TO SEE HER STARVING

free baby

[Original Post] HELLO GHOSTS I've made my way onto your

social media. Suffer my non-ghostly presence

:3

AND WHICH ANGEL CHILD HUMAN ARE YOU?

Take a wild guess :3 (Under the caption is just. A picture of Old at a dining table)

!!!!!!!!!!!

9:42 PM

@ Primal_Hunter BBAYYYYYY THIS IS OUR CHILD!

Oh. Hm, perhaps I should come over once I am finished packing for my hunting trip.

TEEHEE. YES SHE'S VERY SWEET!

9:43 PM

NOW THERE'S TWO OF US TO JUDGE YOU FOR NESSIE

Fantastic. I thought I was loved.

Poor Nessie,, how could you do that to her

9:45 PM

Also hi!! :3

YOU ARE LOVED THAT'S WHY I MOCK YOU RELENTLESSLY

Poor Nessie,, how could you do that to her

@@LocalStarSailor (@Ecto) - jump I had to save my marriage.

You know what, fair enough

THIS IS YOUR OTHER GRANDPA, SKULKER! I HAVE LIKE THREE OTHER SKULKERS ON KISS DIAL BUT THIS ONE IS THE ONE IM MARRIED TO

Awesome!! :D

Daniel what have you DONE.

Which Danny

Whichever one kicked off this beating i'm recieving from Miss Gray

I mean, you are Vlad. What have you done?

LMAO

10:33 PM

I FEEL LIKE YOU DESERVE THIS YEAH

IM INNOCENT?

Did you ask her what she was kicking your ass over?

I did she said "EVERYTHING" so

I mean...

[ Photographic evidence of this ]

[What is the Photo Of?]

[Vlad getting his ass beat]

Oh, she learned about Danny being Phantom, and also another version of Vlad having yet another... duplicate who's been looking for his version of Dani, and also about me destroying the world and trying to vore Clockwork.

. . . Saving th- You did what to Clockwork?

I tried to subsume him. It didn't go well.

Please, please use a different word...

lol

I'm already regretting getting Whisprr-

LOL

Sorry theres a monkey talking to me right now- what am I being yelled at for?

yeah why the FUCK did you tell Valerie about the genocide timeline you lunatic

So glad for once it isn't my fault

As if she hasn't got enough to think about. Were we trying to make her head pop like a ballooon

Okay but also backing up, another duplicate? Looking for Dani???

yeah why the FUCK did you tell Valerie about the genocide timeline you lunatic

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I was explaining who I am!

SKULKER THREATENED TO BEAT UP A CHILD BC HE THOUGHT THE CHILD WAS A THREAT TO DANI <3 I LOVE MY STUPID DERANGED BF SO MUCH

I was explaining who I am!

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump COULD YOU NOT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT MENTIONING THE GENOCIDE AND VORE?????????

Okay but also backing up, another duplicate? Looking for Dani???

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yeah. Goes by Danut. Sweet kid, but with hella anxiety.

. . . I don't know anyone by that name here.

COULD YOU NOT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT MENTIONING THE GENOCIDE AND VORE?????????

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I mean, when you put it like that...

But anyone who was made by Vlad is bound to have trauma... And if you told him what vore was...

10:40 PM

And the genocide...

For god's sake stop saying vore and genocide or IM going to have another breakdown

I did not tell him what vore is.

Look I didn't mean to go off on Val like that- seeing her kinda messed with my brain and I kinda acted like an idiot. I mean- more than usual.

You and your breakdowns, old man

No dying, your doctor would be mad at you.

10:41 PM

And I think they keep calling her a dragon?

Whichever one kicked off this beating i'm recieving from Miss Gray

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump That might be my fault ????? D':

Look I didn't mean to go off on Val like that- seeing her kinda messed with my brain and I kinda acted like an idiot. I mean- mo...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump No it's fine. I should've expected she'd be exposed to all this nonsense sooner or later.

That might be my fault ????? D':

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump NOT LIKELY BUBBY YOU ARE AN ANGEL WHO CAN DO NO WRONG

No it's fine. I should've expected she'd be exposed to all this nonsense sooner or later.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Let's be honest, this isn't the worst way to get introduced to all of this.

Yeah Val is kind of trigger happy on the best of days in my universe too. Shoot first, ask questions later.

NOT LIKELY BUBBY YOU ARE AN ANGEL WHO CAN DO NO WRONG

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Well she was there when I got freaked out cuz of Danut and I said that I was scared Vlad was gonna kill me again

Let's be honest, this isn't the worst way to get introduced to all of this.

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump It's pretty high up the list Skulker

Still...it was kinda nice getting to talk to her about stuff, even if she wasn't mine. Mine as in from my universe- not...

Yeah Val is kind of trigger happy on the best of days in my universe too. Shoot first, ask questions later.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump She's always been badass...

Well she was there when I got freaked out cuz of Danut and I said that I was scared Vlad was gonna kill me again

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump . Is there another traumatized child with your origin story running around. I'm going to find myself and kill him.

She's always been badass...

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Do you have a crush~

It's pretty high up the list Skulker

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Is it though? I can imagine like five way worse scenarios.

Is it though? I can imagine like five way worse scenarios.

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump WRITE THEM OUT RIGHT NOW

. Is there another traumatized child with your origin story running around. I'm going to find myself and kill him.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Maybe???????? He seems to like his Vlad though

Still...it was kinda nice getting to talk to her about stuff, even if she wasn't mine. Mine as in from my universe- not...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You're welcome to swing by and save me from her wrath

You're welcome to swing by and save me from her wrath

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You're on your own, sorry pal.

Do you have a crush~

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Whether I did or not, I'm pretty sure mine doesn't exist anymore. And I'm not going to be interested in one who's currently a teenager.

HEY NOW THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG I HAVE NO REASON TO KEEP HER OFF THIS APP!! SO SHE CAN BE TRAUMATISED 24/7 READING ALL THE FUCK SHIT THAT GOES ON IN HERE

3

WRITE THEM OUT RIGHT NOW

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump 1) Met Dick 2) Met another her 3) Met an actual evil Phantom 4) Murderer Skulker decided she was interesting enough to hunt 5) Skulktech

Whether I did or not, I'm pretty sure mine doesn't exist anymore. And I'm not going to be interested in one who's currently a t...

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I mean... you came back. So maybe she could. I know mine is an adult...

HEY NOW THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG I HAVE NO REASON TO KEEP HER OFF THIS APP!! SO SHE CAN BE TRAUMATISED 24/7 READING ALL THE FUC...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump She better not back read any of my messages. I don't know if I could cope with THAT.

I mean... you came back. So maybe she could. I know mine is an adult...

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump . . . Hm.

1) Met Dick 2) Met another her 3) Met an actual evil Phantom 4) Murderer Skulker decided she was interesting enough to hunt 5) S...

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump [@ELECTROTEKhunter is online] RUDE [@ELECTROTEKhunter is offline]

4

1) Met Dick 2) Met another her 3) Met an actual evil Phantom 4) Murderer Skulker decided she was interesting enough to hunt 5) S...

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump fair actually

[@ELECTROTEKhunter is online] RUDE [@ELECTROTEKhunter is offline]

@@ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) - jump She can barely stand us individually I think she would have a mental breakdown if she found out we fused in a bad timeline.

10:49 PM

fair actually

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump So would you say I'm always right?

So would you say I'm always right?

@roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS AND PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH

going to get you

JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS AND PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH

going to get you

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump :)

HEY NOW THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG I HAVE NO REASON TO KEEP HER OFF THIS APP!! SO SHE CAN BE TRAUMATISED 24/7 READING ALL THE FUC...

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump :O !?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! can you ask her if she'd be my mutual??? I think she's cool and I'd like to be her friend.

:O !?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! can you ask her if she'd be my mutual??? I think she's cool and I'd like to be her friend.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I AM SURE SHE WOULD LOVE THAT

:D! Thank you Technus I love yooouu !!!! :DDDD

ARE YOU SURE LETTING A GHOST HUNTER ON THE GHOST APP IS A GOOD IDEA

uh are we sure we should just open the flood gates to more and more humans? i mean im all for diversity but uhhh

10:53 PM

SAME HAT

uh are we sure we should just open the flood gates to more and more humans? i mean im all for diversity but uhhh

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump its funny

uh are we sure we should just open the flood gates to more and more humans? i mean im all for diversity but uhhh

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump YEAH

its funny

@Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump you arent helping my case

I WOULD RATHER NOT BE HUNTED DOWN BECAUSE I AM MAKING JOKES ON THE INTERNET

uh are we sure we should just open the flood gates to more and more humans? i mean im all for diversity but uhhh

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Have fun getting rid of me, I'm in your walls now :3

I think humans are terrific! I'm human boy Fenton!

do you still have that alt account dude? cmon

As one of the aforementioned humans....

TO BE FAIR I THINK VALS ARE FAIRLY LIMINAL

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Yeah. That.

WE ARE PRETTY SURE SHE DIED AT SOME POINT NOBODY TELL HER THOUGH

wait wym shes 'liminal'? what does that me- ............

WE ARE PRETTY SURE SHE DIED AT SOME POINT NOBODY TELL HER THOUGH

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump .

ALSO ONE OF MY BOYFRIENDS IS DERANGED AND ID RATHER NOT HAVE PEOPLE TRY TO HUNT HIM BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD JUST HUNT THEM IN REVERSE AND KILL THEM [Picture of Skulker, from a weird angle- it was clearly taken lying down in Skulker's lap. His chest is the majority of the picture.] THE BOYFRIEND IN QUESTION ^^^

Shes going to backread this chat you moron

WE ARE PRETTY SURE SHE DIED AT SOME POINT NOBODY TELL HER THOUGH

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump . . .

WHAT?

BELOVED WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. DO YOU NEED TO UPDATE YOUR POP UP BLOCKER

ITS FINE DONT EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT

.....I need to text my Val. Yknow. To catch up.

Shes going to backread this chat you moron

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Hi Valerie !!!!! :DDDDDD (^u^)/ (edited)

ITS FINE DONT EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Sigh

WE ARE PRETTY SURE SHE DIED AT SOME POINT NOBODY TELL HER THOUGH

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump . . . I'M. I don't want to think about what that means for me-

. . . If she has not died yet she is going to meeting all of you. I should check how alive my Val is...

. . . I'M. I don't want to think about what that means for me-

@@LocalStarSailor (@Ecto) - jump I TOLD YOU GET REST AND DONT THINK ABOUT IT

. . . fuck that explains so much

EVERYONE DIES EVENTUALLY

I dont wanna think about my ex possibly being dead?? Or like- a quarter dead? Or whatever??

. . . I'M. I don't want to think about what that means for me-

@@LocalStarSailor (@Ecto) - jump Some of us are more alive than others. Apparently Death is a spectrum.

. . . fuck that explains so much

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump It does doesnt it

Daniel you are half dead does it really make a difference

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I MEAN. At least I'm half ghost- what would she be?

I TOLD YOU GET REST AND DONT THINK ABOUT IT

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump To late, I'm thinking about that now

YOU ARE ALL TORMENTING MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!

Question! Can you use a punnett square for two halfas?

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump .

I MEAN. At least I'm half ghost- what would she be?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump If Vanessa hadn't of burnt down my lab maybe i would have found out by now. We're leaning towards half-ghost based on. Everything.

OH FUCK VANESSA FR

If Vanessa hadn't of burnt down my lab maybe i would have found out by now. We're leaning towards half-ghost based on. Everythi...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Augh. Fantastic.

The suit acts as her second form if you will. If you watch her change into it it comes from under her skin.

.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump IT IS A VALID QUESTION

HI WHAT THE FUCK?

SHIT. DID WE KILL VALERIE

The suit acts as her second form if you will. If you watch her change into it it comes from under her skin.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump . . . Well that explains that.

DID YOU??? @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES RIGHT NOW

IM SURE ITS FINE.

FUCK I AM PANICKING RIGHT NOW MY FIRST ATTEMPT TO FUSE THE HUMAN WITH THE MACHINE WENT HORRIBLY WRONG

The suit acts as her second form if you will. If you watch her change into it it comes from under her skin.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump That sounds like it hurts D':

DID YOU??? @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES RIGHT NOW

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I HAVE NOT ACTUALLY CHECKED

I think the incident that "killed" her was. slightly unrelated.

I MADE SURE VALERIES SUIT DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET CONNECTION SO THE ANGLES OF CODE WOULDNT CUT INTO HER BRAINMIND

I'm going to throw up.

SO DRAMATIC, GHOST CHILD

what the FUCK

VALERIE.

...

Hm well bye

Well this is going to be a shit show.

HELLO VALERIE ARE YOU DEAD

DONT ASK HER THAT?

WHAT THE FUCK??? DON'T ASK THAT???

I MEAN IF ANYONE WOULD KNOW IT IS HER!

HELLO DEAREST VALERIE YOU WOULDNT HIT A LITTLE OLD MAN WOULD YOU EVEN IF HE'S AN ALTERNATE?

I'm not hitting anyone you're fine

11:05 PM

I've gotten it out of my system : )

Yes thanks for that.

I think the incident that "killed" her was. slightly unrelated.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Would that incident at all be related to some twat waffles in white?

Ah

Would that incident at all be related to some twat waffles in white?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Potentially

Lovely. Adding that to reasons I need to make them the GIR instead.

no kill them without me i want in on murder giw

This sucks. All of this sucks. And here I was hoping one of my ex's being a ghost hunter was the more normal of the bunch.

. . .

11:06 PM

Well I regret checking this.

haha GIR.. we know him : )

Hell yeah it sucks. Today just gets better and better for me, i love it.

no kill them without me i want in on murder giw

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Not actually going to commit acts of homicide. As much as I want to, it won't prevent further problems.

aw but i want kill

No. Now go kiss your boyfriends

Finding out my ex and good friend meek normal boy Danny Fenton is my "arch nemesis" shithead Phantom.

i dont have boyfriends

Finding out my ex and good friend meek normal boy Danny Fenton is my "arch nemesis" shithead Phantom.

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Okay in my defense "Danny Fenton" and "Danny Phantom" were kinda a dead ringer

Finding out my ex and good friend meek normal boy Danny Fenton is my "arch nemesis" shithead Phantom.

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Boy howdy do I have some extra fun news for you

NOT NOW, DAN.

i dont have boyfriends

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Sir, I was drunk but not memory gone drunk. Partners then. Kissing was happening that night.

11:09 PM

Boy howdy do I have some extra fun news for you

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Ah! Dan! Hello!

Okay in my defense "Danny Fenton" and "Danny Phantom" were kinda a dead ringer

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I have NEVER heard someone call Phantom by your name are you kidding

Ah! Dan! Hello!

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Hi Seirei :)

Sir, I was drunk but not memory gone drunk. Partners then. Kissing was happening that night.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I AM HIS GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY

I have NEVER heard someone call Phantom by your name are you kidding

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump People in my universe do it all the time. Also my hair is exactly the same but a different color. Girl-

I have NEVER heard someone call Phantom by your name are you kidding

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump FAIR POINT. WE USUALLY CALL HIM RUDE NICKNAMES BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE BASTARD BRAT

A WIN FOR GENDER FUCKERY

People in my universe do it all the time. Also my hair is exactly the same but a different color. Girl-

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump [Photo of her "Phantom" ..full hazmat suit. Ah. ]

A WIN FOR GENDER FUCKERY!

[Photo of her "Phantom" ..full hazmat suit. Ah. ]

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump ...Why does your Phantom dress like a dorky martian?

What the fuck? That's sick as hell?

Huh. That's a new one.

no wonder bastard skulker not want skin him is no visible skin to skin

:DDDDD !!!!! Hi Valerieeee !!!!!

SWEETIE HOW ABOUT WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT SKINNING PEOPLE IN FRONT OF THE GHOST HUNTER OK?

[Photo of her "Phantom" ..full hazmat suit. Ah. ]

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump that kinda goes hard ngl

no wonder bastard skulker not want skin him is no visible skin to skin

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump No, it's because he's like, five

mine is like fifteen that practically adult

. . .

He dresses like a dorky martian because he is one.

IGNORE THIS SKULKER VALERIE HE IS NOT RIGHT IN THE NOGGIN

mine is like fifteen that practically adult

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump You know that's only 1 year dead, right?

fresh dead or not it make no difference

He dresses like a dorky martian because he is one.

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump LOL

I AM HIS GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump I was referring to the other Techni and definitely the Skulker he was smooching. But I will use partners for gender neutrality. : )

He dresses like a dorky martian because he is one.

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Fair.

Hi Seirei :)

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Anyway, hi! Enjoying traumatizing people tonight?

Hm.

I was referring to the other Techni and definitely the Skulker he was smooching. But I will use partners for gender neutrality...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump how about we not talk of this in public ever

Anyway, hi! Enjoying traumatizing people tonight?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I'm being very responsible I think

For my mental health I think I should uninstall this instantly

Agreed

For my mental health I think I should uninstall this instantly

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump HOW DO YOU KNOW TECHNUS WILL NOT JUST REINSTALL IT

I'm being very responsible I think

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Responsible? Man I really did a good job on that core.

BECAUSE I AM AN ASSHOLE BUT I CARE ABOUT VALERIE AND HER WELLBEING

Responsible? Man I really did a good job on that core.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yeah it's like I'm a whole new man. I regret the genocide and such. Responsbilities, taken.

Yeah it's like I'm a whole new man. I regret the genocide and such. Responsbilities, taken.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump hi dan i hope you not change enough you no longer want hang out w me

hi dan i hope you not change enough you no longer want hang out w me

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump dont worry skulk i am being fully sarcastic

Relax, he isn't going to actually change. Just won't rattle apart like a rusted car.

dont worry skulk i am being fully sarcastic

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump am very very bad with sarcasm

If anyone wants me you have my number

Hi Valerie B)

Die.

If anyone wants me you have my number

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Hello, Valerie.

Hi Valerie B)

@Unlucky13 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Kill yourself now?

Also die

WHAT DID JOHNNY DO

11:18 PM

ALSO. HUNTRESS GIRL. WE ARE ALL ALREADY DEAD.

Kill yourself now?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WOAH MAN EASY. Not like that!!!

How do I trust that, 13??

When isn't it like that, 13

God you make ONE mistake ONE time

I DIED IN 1977 WHEN I FRIED MY BRAIN TO A CRISP WITH NEW YORK CITY'S ENTIRE POWER GRID. ETC ETC. WE ARE ALL DEAD HERE.

Die twice

Your whole afterlife is a series of mistakes

It's not my fault man I'm innocent

@Unlucky13 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Uh huh

and this is why i ask how old a girl is first ok. I've learnt my lesson sue me

KITTY KILL YOUR BOYFRIEND WITH HAMMERS

NOT SURE I WANT TO KNOW.

Please shut up Johnny-

. . . Inferno, for the record, I thought you comparing me to Valerie was a possible insult. This is not helping your case.

. . .

Man screw you guys why's it "bully Johnny" hours

and this is why i ask how old a girl is first ok. I've learnt my lesson sue me

@Unlucky13 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump One of these days.

WHAT. ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THE DEPRESSED CHILD ON ME

I am not that homicidal.

You dated my sister and you ONLY showed up when a girl was offering her number? Die

It was not an insult. My Valerie was basically the only human who put up a significant resistance. And that's including the world's militaries.

Killing him with a hammer rn

Hi what the fuck

wtf to which thing?

Well, that probably would have been a bit better clarification since the only thing I have had to go off of was "Ghost hunter". Which given recent events with hunters...

You see this is why I

11:24 PM

...................Dealt with Johnny's issues.

You can say murdered.

Bruh

oh my gods really

11:25 PM

no i think i know what he say haha

>>;;;;

11:25 PM

I did not kill Johnny.

You can say murdered.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Oh... it was worse than that

CASTRATED? TEMPTING.

??? FUCK OFF??

Oh. Oh. Okay next time we have dinner, I want details.

I DON'T THINK YOU DO BUT. OKAY.

We can trade stories! : )

.

i want detail on how you hurt people

11:26 PM

i love story of people get hurt

You guys are making my decision to be nicer to ghosts look like a mistake

HUNTRESS GIRL WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE THAT.

11:27 PM

IMAGINE IF YOU JUDGED HUMANITY SOLELY ON THE FREAKS.

Dan is just. Half plasmius.

Exactly. We're just unlucky enough to be in the Freak Circle of the internet.

I'm not really a normal ghost anyhow.

Valerie, ghosts are as varied as humans. Not everyone needs to be painted with the same brush stroke.

Consider how many billions of ghosts exist.

??? Killing you Daniel

in my defense i been dead twelve seven hundred fifty

??? Killing you Daniel

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump AM I WRONG?

Hah

No it's entirely fair.

maybe more

...Worm?

woooorm

Oh thank god Lucy

LUCY!!!!!

Hey, Lucy

HOW ARE YOU DOING GIRLIE?

hii lucy whats up

[selfie too close to the camera smiling.. mr worm barely visible]

Hi Lucy.

️

!!!!!!!

Thank god...Lucy.

[ Photo of Cario under the worm ]

Oh god be gentle with her she's elderly

Lucy!!

awwh she likes that big worm plush i got her

[ Photo of her holding up the worm with a smiling half-squished cairo underneath ]

‍⬛

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remind me I need to return that suit.

he has like 30 of them its fine

Hey.

11:34 PM

What if I want the suit back, hm?

sorry. *36

SIGH

love yoooooou

Gross!

sorry you cant pull danny but dont take it out on us

I apologize for the boy's tragically single lifestyle.

Are you the twink in the matching outfit from the cafe

.........yeah

Are you with Vlad. Jesus dude.

LISTEN-

RUDE?

Not your Vlad however. The better model.

eh no

11:37 PM

i have all vlad ranked on how pathetic they are

you do?

11:37 PM

i wanna know so bad now

What.

well at least six of them

11:38 PM

What.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump you are solid in middle of pathetic vlad scale

you are solid in middle of pathetic vlad scale

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump . . .

11:38 PM

What on God's green earth makes me more pathetic?

lucys dad vlad is less pathetic bc he is lucys dad

How's mine ranked?

BETTER MODEL? I'll get you.

i have not met him yet

Doesn't he routinely get folded in half by Technus?

Fair

Doesn't he routinely get folded in half by Technus?

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump technus is very strong

lol

Haha yeah I could fold Vlad if i wanted to :- ) Hey Vlad remember when we first met

Shut it.

Haha yeah I could fold Vlad if i wanted to :- ) Hey Vlad remember when we first met

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You see?

Shut it.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump if not for lucy though you would be more pathetic on scale

You see?

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Well if you're so tough why don't you fight him and see how far you get

this is so funny, god-

if not for lucy though you would be more pathetic on scale

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Oh well im so glad she redeems me in your eyes.

Well if you're so tough why don't you fight him and see how far you get

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I would if it were...friendly. It would be unfair to fight a friendly and well liked Technus full on.

HEY HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY CAN YOU TAKE WITHOUT BEING FRIED TO DEATH QUICK QUESTION

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump More than you'd probably expect, less than the entire output of New York City.

nicolai no

this is so funny, god-

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump If by funny you mean youre sitting behind your phone kicking your feet at the idea of your boyfriend fighting another man.

I AM NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING!

Although I wonder how the outputs differ from your time of death and modern age. Hm.

Get his ass Valerie

In any case this would be like if other Vlad told me he routinely got his ass beat by Skulker.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump :)

If by funny you mean youre sitting behind your phone kicking your feet at the idea of your boyfriend fighting another man.

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump PISS OFF?

Its true though!

Crimson Lover Vlad I would LOVE to fight you but I warn you I am a big strong boy

Hmmm.

...You're kidding.

11:43 PM

Crimson Lover Vlad I would LOVE to fight you but I warn you I am a big strong boy

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I enjoy a good tussle.

:)

OMINOUS..

I enjoy a good tussle.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Gay.

:)

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump GOOD JOB SWEETHEART YOU CAN USE EMOTICONS NOW

LMAO???

Gay.

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yes. I will be dating your father next.

Yes. I will be dating your father next.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'm going to find you

. . . that's a mental image

Its okay, he wants to date my dad too

Ah college. Good times.

HELLO???????

:)

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Hi Lucy !! :D

Why are we surprised at Vlad threatening to date someone's date like he isn't the zone's bicycle.

Gross? Gross.

Why are we surprised at Vlad threatening to date someone's date like he isn't the zone's bicycle.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump GROSS????

Hi Lucy !! :D

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump !!!!!!!!!! s istr1!1

Why are we surprised at Vlad threatening to date someone's date like he isn't the zone's bicycle.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Ew :'c

Dying.

Gross!

.

It's the truth

Why are we surprised at Vlad threatening to date someone's date like he isn't the zone's bicycle.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I don't want to hear that from a Bullet?

!!!!!!!!!! s istr1!1

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I love you Lucyyyy !!! :DDDD

Why are we surprised at Vlad threatening to date someone's date like he isn't the zone's bicycle.

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump EW??????

I'm going to throttle you to death

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE

Remind me are you the one dating the bird or are you the one who has it bad for a racist Walker?

3

The bird.

What.

YEAH HE'S THE SECOND MOST PATHETIC

11:48 PM

SEE THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY REASONS SKULKER AND I ARE SUCH A PERFECT MATCH. WE BOTH HAVE LISTS RANKING ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF PEOPLE ON PATHETICNESS, SOMETHING NO ONE ELSE DOES. WE ARE SOULMATES <3

I suppose it's not like he's wrong, I've dated many people in the past. But that's neither here nor there.

Cannot believe i'm being slut-shamed over the internet

You deserve it!

Yeah the kids right

?? Perish.

okay no-pull-phantom

ENOUGH??

Incredible work guys

okay no-pull-phantom

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Wait what does pull mean here ?????

Means he can't get women.

pull meaning he doesnt get any- you know...dates

You guys suck.

He just had a date though.

DANI-

Oh?

PLEASE TELL ME YOU CONNECTED THE DOTS

You move on quick

~~Dino Nugget Family~~

DANI-

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump IT'S TRUE THOUGH !!!!!!

It wasnt a date! It didn't go that well with him anyway-

11:53 PM

PLEASE TELL ME YOU CONNECTED THE DOTS

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Yeah. I know.

ABOUT TIME DUDE

SHUT UP?

WHOO PROGRESS

Took you long enough.

Why do I even bother talking on here

You love us.

@Plants_vs_Zombie Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Hey this is off topic but can I dm you O.O;;;;;

LMAO. . . . .

…Wow I missed a lot

Dont scroll up its fine-

Hi Aether!

Too late, you guys are insane

Is this your boyfriend Danny

Hey this is off topic but can I dm you O.O;;;;;

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Oh! Sure!

Is this your boyfriend Danny

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump After i defended you against Johnny? Die

[ began pestering Plants_vs_Zombie ]

After i defended you against Johnny? Die

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I don't need you to defend me I can look out for myself.

Is this your boyfriend Danny

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump We’re not together >>

We’re not together >>

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Did he fumble it with you too huh

I can't deal with this right now-

Yeah he did

RIP

OKAY. FINE. Aether this is my alt ex girlfriend Valerie.

12:00 AM

Val, this is my current pain in the neck I have complicated emotions about- Aether.

Weird vibes in here tonight guys

@Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump When aren't there, truly.

…Wow just coming right out with it huh? Anyway, hi Val, Danny has a type.

I decided how I feel about you. I hate you with every fiber of my being.

BULLYING DANIEL HOURS WHO IS UP

Oh the boyfriends are fighting now lol

✋

He does huh.

I decided how I feel about you. I hate you with every fiber of my being.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Oh ok, great! Then we can go back to our regularly scheduled programming. Fuck you Fenton

Oh ok, great! Then we can go back to our regularly scheduled programming. Fuck you Fenton

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Fuck you too!

. . . Oh this explains the comparison so much. It's the sass.

Yeaaah.

Fuck you too!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You wish

You wish

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump AAAAAAAAAAAA DIE DIE DIE-

Good lord.

Get a room you two

. . . Oh this explains the comparison so much. It's the sass.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump .

Yeaaah.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump So I can assume a certain clock is also sassy?

maybe i should tell your mom lol

Dude, you walked right into that one, c’mon

So I can assume a certain clock is also sassy?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump OHHH FUCK OFF LMAO

12:04 AM

Goddammit

Hah

You cannot stop me.

Dude, you walked right into that one, c’mon

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I swear to god Aether- you're lucky im trying to give you a second chance

What the fuck am I reading

Flirting, I think.

Two teenage boys flirting badly and me lovingly bullying two doritos.

maybe i should tell your mom lol

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I’d prefer it if Maddie wasn’t involved. She’s kind of deadly.

My eternal suffering, I think.

. are you dating clockwork. please say no.

I swear to god Aether- you're lucky im trying to give you a second chance

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Which I still do not understand

. are you dating clockwork. please say no.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump What? Wasn't this common knowledge already?

Oh, well in that case-

Which I still do not understand

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Maybe its because I have this thing called hope? Misplaced hope, maybe.

What? Wasn't this common knowledge already?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump If i was I've obviously assumed it was a painkiller induced fever dream.

Maybe its because I have this thing called hope? Misplaced hope, maybe.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Jeez, what are you going to do? Have me take some catnip to mellow out?

Jeez, what are you going to do? Have me take some catnip to mellow out?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump ...I'm writing that down.

Danny did you leave me for a cat-boy

If i was I've obviously assumed it was a painkiller induced fever dream.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh, no. It's some weird situationship where we do make out though so.

Apparently

Oh, no. It's some weird situationship where we do make out though so.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump EPIC?

YOU LEFT ME??

Oh, no. It's some weird situationship where we do make out though so.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ~~I think that is dating with extra steps~~

YOU LEFT ME??

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Maybe things would've been different

EPIC?

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yeah I get boyfriend priv (not being unmade)

12:09 AM

~~I think that is dating with extra steps~~

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Man

Oh, no. It's some weird situationship where we do make out though so.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump . . . hm

I love romance drama

Maybe things would've been different

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I was in the middle of having a very mature discussion about this before everything went south

. . . hm

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump See what could've happened if you went the flirting route instead of the subsuming route?

ah yung luv, it's amazng

So… Do you both regret splitting up?

I was in the middle of having a very mature discussion about this before everything went south

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm not even YOUR Valerie so what does it matter.

See what could've happened if you went the flirting route instead of the subsuming route?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Pfffft

I'm not even YOUR Valerie so what does it matter.

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Because I dont have the courage to talk to her- UGH.

We're the same person?? are you nuts.

See what could've happened if you went the flirting route instead of the subsuming route?

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You know, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Because I dont have the courage to talk to her- UGH.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump does she even know you’re Phantom yet?

If you want to "practice" your excuses on me though go ahead. I'll meet you anywhere.

12:11 AM

So… Do you both regret splitting up?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I don't even know how i feel.

We're the same person?? are you nuts.

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump You're the first Valerie Ive spoken to in a while. And at least you're technically different. And theyre not EXCUSES.

You know, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Hm. Confusion seems common with us though, huh

Yeah, we're pretty universally a hot mess.

Emphasis on hot?

You're the first Valerie Ive spoken to in a while. And at least you're technically different. And theyre not EXCUSES.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Oh cool so you just stopped talking to her

Oh cool so you just stopped talking to her

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump SHE HATES ME, DUDE.

Yeah, we're pretty universally a hot mess.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Emph

12:12 AM

Emphasis on hot?

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Man.

I can appreciate the view.

Look can we not have this conversation here right now? I don't have to prove anything to you, you're right about that.

12:16 AM

I guess I just wish things could have been different, you know? I really did like you. I wish me being Phantom wouldn't have affected that. It seems like everyone I try to date either loves or hates the guy- and I don't even know if Phantom is fully me anymore. (edited)

…Dude.

Not now.

YIKES.

Hm yeah relatable

I'm not your Valerie and I don't know what her life is like but. I really liked you too. I still like you a lot, even though you're a moron and you lied to me but I get it because I was lying too.

12:21 AM

Living a double life when you're trying to be in a serious relationship isn't healthy.

Yeah...it sucks. I hate having to live that. It probably means nothing coming from a different Danny...but I'm sorry.

Not now.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I wasn’t going to say anything.

Thanks. For what it's worth i'm sorry too. I'm going to kick your ass when I see you, any version of you.

…Why?

Thanks. For what it's worth i'm sorry too. I'm going to kick your ass when I see you, any version of you.

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Eh fair enough,

…Why?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump You know him and you don't want to kick his ass?

I've been told my ass is pretty kickable.

You know him and you don't want to kick his ass?

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh no I definitely think he has a punchable face

I'll kick it clean off in a minute

Is this how the kids are flirting these days

I'll kick it clean off in a minute

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Not much to kick tbh

The line between Kiss and Kill and very very fine.

Yup.

Oh no I definitely think he has a punchable face

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Yours is like ten times punchable I dont know what you mean.

WOULDNT I KNOW IT ; - )

GROSS?

Is this how the kids are flirting these days

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Yeah

Yours is like ten times punchable I dont know what you mean.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I still owe Sam for hitting me in the face with her bag >>

I still owe Sam for hitting me in the face with her bag >>

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump HA that was hilarious. When I tell her whats up shes gonna laugh- or plot an elaborate way to make your second death look like an accident.

I can't fucking believe Baxter knew before I did by the way. I'm going to shoot you.

12:28 AM

Why am i the last to know huh.

Superman effect.

DASH found out before you did?? HA

That moron knew???

APPARENTLY? Don't fucking laugh at me it's YOUR secret.

HI I WAS BUSY DAYDREAMING WHAT DID I COME BACK TO

IN FAIRNESS DANIEL IN OUR UNIVERSE YOUR OUTFIT IS A LITTLE LESS FUCKING OBVIOUS

She does have a point, how badly did you mess up for an idiot like him to know?

Wow okay? Hating on my drip? Also shut up, Ethan.

Hey, my secret was revealed due to my core being on the fritz, you’re lucky the observatory’s still standing… I think? How long does your ice last?

This isnt even my universe's Dash so what are you- ... Shit thats a good question.

What did you little dweebs do

uh oh

First of all Aether fucked it up

We didn’t do anything >>

You broke an observatory? Shameeeeee.

First of all Aether fucked it up

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump See I went with lying, idk what you’re trying to do

See I went with lying, idk what you’re trying to do

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Blaming you- because you did it?

how worried should I be in regards to this situation?

Technically your whole love confession got my emotions out of whack

12:33 AM

So it’s your fault too

I'm responsible for your emotions?? Since when?

…Ugh whatever, shut up and check a news ap

12:34 AM

app*

Yeah yeah hang on.

how worried should I be in regards to this situation?

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump You don’t need to worry at all Ambi, it was an accident

Oh my fucking god.

How much duct tape and super glue you all need?

wait, love confessions? Would that mean that you both have formed such a bond?

Hey my powers were acting weird ok?! So what if maybe I nearly blew up Axion Labs, twice and nearly knocked off a building from a hill. It’s fine, nobody got hurt… Well… some GIW guys maybe, but nobody else. N-no no! Not at all!

I only 'confessed' because you ASSHOLES forced me to when I wasn't even ready.

Hey my powers were acting weird ok?! So what if maybe I nearly blew up Axion Labs, twice and nearly knocked off a building fro...

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump .

.

Look it’s over now >> my powers are fine.

Hmph.

I see the weapons overclocked something...

Hmph.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Don’t you fucking start!

Not obsession but...

That's uhhhhhh kind of concerning actually?

Guys I’m fine, really! I’m not gonna blow anything up!

such is worrisome... however I am glad that you both are relatively safe and uninjured...

Do I have to babysit you to make sure that doesn't happen again?

Don’t you fucking start!

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Why not? Or were you just proving a point in regards to Axion Labs or the Observatory?

Why not? Or were you just proving a point in regards to Axion Labs or the Observatory?

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Hey, I was defending myself back at Axion, the observatory was an accident!

12:40 AM

Do I have to babysit you to make sure that doesn't happen again?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump No, I don’t need you to babysit me -_- I’m fine

Guys I’m fine, really! I’m not gonna blow anything up!

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I am not worried about the blown up shit. I am worried about you burning out too much.

I am not worried about the blown up shit. I am worried about you burning out too much.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I mean I’ve healed up just fine..? My chest is a lil sore every now and then but it’s not an issue.

You blew up the observatory.

While I trust that you may be okay, the peace of mind thing versus the paperwork has me knowing too much and worried.

You blew up the observatory.

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump We established that already, thank you! >> again it’s still standing, right Danny?

We established that already, thank you! >> again it’s still standing, right Danny?

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I'm SAYING that if you did that just by Danny fumbling emotionally imagine what might happen if something important emotionally wigs you out.

12:43 AM

You seem powerful and I can personally relate to powers wigging out over emotions

.... perhaps you can just ensure he is fine... it would be reassuring.... I... it would be best to not keep him in one place for long though.

.... perhaps you can just ensure he is fine... it would be reassuring.... I... it would be best to not keep him in one place for...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Ambi c’mon, not you too. Look I’ll make sure to keep my emotions in check, alright? Nothing else is going to happen, scouts honour.

I know... You always try your best or do your best to rectify the situation. I apologize for having been much too overbearing, though it does bring me some relief that you are doing better over all.

Yeah yeah hang on.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump …Still waiting on this idiot to say everything is fine

…Still waiting on this idiot to say everything is fine

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump I have a life outside of you, Aether. Okay okay: So the bad news is they found out what happened early that morning, the good news is the ice held and the city is planning on increasing taxes to repair it. (edited)

Danny

See, everything’s fine

This shit is why i started hunting ghosts in the first place

Look, what’s one lil accident? They said they’ll fix it

.... perhaps you can just ensure he is fine... it would be reassuring.... I... it would be best to not keep him in one place for...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I can do a cursory check and make sure things are regulating okay and the core isn't just screaming every time emotions are amped. Because stuffing down emotions every time instead of coping leads to fires, bar fights, murder, and broken Observatories.

Sigh.

12:54 AM

I'll pay for it to be fixed. Because god knows the taxes need to be going towards something more important than a lover's spat.

Danny

@RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Don't you Danny me- I didn't do anything wrong for once!

I can do a cursory check and make sure things are regulating okay and the core isn't just screaming every time emotions are amp...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I would be inclined to agree, not just from witnessing such, but from experience as well...

I'll pay for it to be fixed. Because god knows the taxes need to be going towards something more important than a lover's spat.

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Says the guy who constantly caused beef because he wanted to fuck my mom?

Get his ass

Says the guy who constantly caused beef because he wanted to fuck my mom?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump And yet, who is the one who's been successful in love, hm?

I would be inclined to agree, not just from witnessing such, but from experience as well...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Same... Bar fights and fires mostly. Maybe a little murder...

And yet, who is the one who's been successful in love, hm?

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You just found someone with bad taste!

im fixing him

You just found someone with bad taste!

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump And our wedding will be in the spring, what of it.

Good luck with that Mr. Helsing.

…Alright, I’m going offline

And yet, who is the one who's been successful in love, hm?

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump You're also more than twice Danny's age.

Maybe I should too. Being bullied online is fun and all but I should turn over

12:59 AM

I'm so tired.

You're also more than twice Danny's age.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump And when was our first relationship. Not too much older than him I wager!

.

12:59 AM

Ay crimson come get your man

Ahahaha

And when was our first relationship. Not too much older than him I wager!

@Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Wasn't it Jack? In college?

hang on

I am sure you will figure it out before 40, Dan.

are we judging the whelp

Wasn't it Jack? In college?

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Ours was 16 actually yeah it was a disaster just like Danny lol

Pretty sure teenage relationships are just universally a shitshow

Fair. But I won't have him judging mine without me "clapping back"

I missed out on the teenage relationships thing...

perhaps i can inform you of it...

Please, I was a bit busy getting into fights and raising my sister.

..... would it be remiss to admit that I never had such a period, my experience with relationships is very, well, rather non-existent until recently. It has been refreshing watching those two however.

Pretty sure teenage relationships are just universally a shitshow

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump [Liked] [He has been thinking about his life recently. Also he has forgotten people can see what posts you Like.]

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Happy Pride Month Y’all. (Link to today’s article on gay pride and LGBTQ history in the ghost zone)

oh i know what im reading over coffee today

Oh! Definitely looks like it will be a good read. Thank you.

OOOO THAT LOOKS NEAT!!!

that was a good read, I love me some history stuff

every month is pride month when I am around. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH anyway

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

️‍⚧️

...WhAt iS pRide Month?

OH SHIT THE MEDIEVAL KNIGHT IS HERE EVERYONE SCATTER

i dOnt intenD to hArm.

IT IS A MONTH OF CELEBRATING LOVE AND IDENTITY MY GOOD SIR

11:58 AM

Is tHat sO? sOunDs nIce...

WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS : )

PrOnOuns?

yknow, how you get addressed. He/him, she/her- that stuff.

hE/Him, i SuppOse. I thoUghT thAt wAs cleAr

That was a delightful read, and nope, a lot of people identify differently with how they look for a variety of reasons.

COOL, I PERSONALLY USE HE/IT, WITH I THINK A PREFERENCE OF IT/ITS

She/They for me honestly. Sometimes I lean more into They Days.

I AM NOT COMPLETELY SURE WHAT MINE ARE, SO THEY ARE ENTIRELY SUBJECT TO CHANGE

I USE ANY PRONOUNS. GENDER IS IRRELEVANT WHEN I AM NO LONGER ALIVE.

Hm. ThIs iS qUitE a LoT tO tAke In- I suppOse its Only fair considering hOw much Modern standArds have. changed.

12:19 PM

EngLish Itself has ChangEd a Lot, after All.

I use she and her !!! I don't like thinking about my gender too much though :'c

I use they/them, and I'm non-binary.

Non-BinaRy? eXplain, please. I may have hEard that In pAssing.

Like, I don't identify as a girl or a boy. Some see those as two binary genders. Some use agender.

It means they're not a boy or a girl or they're a boy and a girl or they're something else! :D Hope that helps and also please don't kill me.

It means they're not a boy or a girl or they're a boy and a girl or they're something else! :D Hope that helps and also please d...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Thanks!

Neither Male nOr fEmale...I seE.

dont think too hard about it

Sometimes I'm seen as a boy, but I don't mind it. I don't want to be seen as a girl. And I don't identify as a boy

My existence is too much of a clusterfuck for me to consider my gender without getting sad about it so I don't.

Neither Male nOr fEmale...I seE.

@Cautious_Cephalophore (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I'm still a person. That's what matters.

12:28 PM

My existence is too much of a clusterfuck for me to consider my gender without getting sad about it so I don't.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump You're still a person and cool

I'm still a person. That's what matters.

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump You hAve a Point. I'll hAve tO thinK abouT thIs. I don't unDersTanD thIs at All. But thErE aRe a lot of ThinGs I don't underStand.

You're still a person and cool

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Thank you Red. :C

I DO NOT CONSIDER MYSELF NONBINARY ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE I TECHNICALLY WOULD BE. I CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE ABOVE THE CONCEPT OF GENDER AS A WHOLE, AS PART OF THE WHOLE TRANSCENDING HUMANITY THING.

Transcending HumanIty...tHat sOundS almosT dIviNe.

He/they, myself. Masc-leaning nonbinary.

he/they

He/him- also should we be talking about this to the medieval knight guy?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Why not? How's he gonna learn about new things if people avoid talking about it?

He's probably gonna wanna kill me for being a crime against nature and an abomination before god anyway I don't think it's a problem (edited)

He/They/Him/Them. :p

... Oh wait that's a mean thing to say about myself isn't it? Sorry please don't tell Jazz :"C

Why not? How's he gonna learn about new things if people avoid talking about it?

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Fair enough.

...Open bOok. I woulD like tO apologiZe for my outbUrst the last Enounter wE had.

@Cautious_Cephalophore (@GhostyPeppers) - jump All good on my end. I've heard worse.

Still. ThaT iS no way to tReat another Person, eVen if we Do noT agree.

He's probably gonna wanna kill me for being a crime against nature and an abomination before god anyway I don't think it's a pro...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Good thing there's a lot of gods around to ask, and I'm pretty sure most of them would not consider you an abomination.

Still. ThaT iS no way to tReat another Person, eVen if we Do noT agree.

@Cautious_Cephalophore (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Appreciate it.

He/him- also should we be talking about this to the medieval knight guy?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I FEEL SAFER TALKING ABOUT THIS TO HIM THAN I DO TALKING ABOUT OTHER THINGS TO HIM.

Good thing there's a lot of gods around to ask, and I'm pretty sure most of them would not consider you an abomination.

@HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump ...Thank you Dan.

He's probably gonna wanna kill me for being a crime against nature and an abomination before god anyway I don't think it's a pro...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump If yOu were Made, you were pUt here fOr a Reason. If you wEre cReated by onE who is Not the Almighty, that Is not thrOugh faUlt of Your own.

If yOu were Made, you were pUt here fOr a Reason. If you wEre cReated by onE who is Not the Almighty, that Is not thrOugh faUlt...

@Cautious_Cephalophore (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Even the scary murder knight's being nice to me when my own dad wanted me dead ?!?!?! Thank you mister ToT !!!!

Your Father wAnts yOu What

He killed me but I got better. :'C

hello thought i may be social media while wait for hunt trip

12:46 PM

what we talk about

He killed me but I got better. :'C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump ... What kinD of fathEr killS theIr daUghter?

Hey Skulker, where on the Pathetic Vlad scale is Dani's?

The kind who wanted a son instead :'C

most pathetic

12:48 PM

dani is your vlad fire core

I dunno... probably? All the other Vlad's seem to be.

ok my plan is kill him skin him turn his pelt into bed pillow and blanket and sleep mat so i can sleep in fire

Vlad is His name?

stuff it with his organs and ta da full bed set that i can put in fireplace without it be ruined

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump O.O You're scary.

12:50 PM

Vlad is His name?

@Cautious_Cephalophore (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Yeah.. :C

i care about you child kill your horrible vlad is top priority make into bed set is just for convenience

3

Yeah.. :C

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I will Remember That.

I will Remember That.

@Cautious_Cephalophore (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okie dokie.

cautious cephalophore there are multiple man name vlad

12:51 PM

some are good people and good dads if you hurt ellie dad or lucy dad i kill you ok

i care about you child kill your horrible vlad is top priority make into bed set is just for convenience

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Crafty.

always use all part of prey

Ah. How dO i Know which one is the Evil one?

Well mine hasn't been seen anywhere since he tried to kill me :C

Shame.

Vlad is His name?

@Cautious_Cephalophore (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Just keep in mind there are multiple Vlads and you all find the right one and try not to traumatize the ones we actually like.

I'll trY to be cAreful.

…I mean it is kind of fun to mess with Vlads in general

I will not harm aNybody who doesn't Deserve it.

WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE A HOMESTUCK TROLL BTW

Keyboard too Small for mY finGers tO writE comfortably. What is HomeStuck

IT'S AN EPIC! I THINK A KNIGHT LIKE YOU WOULD LIKE IT :)

Hm, I am Curious.

DO NOT.

IT'S REALLY LONG BUT IT'S WOOOOORTH IIIIIIT

What's homestuck ??? :0

:D

I am AlwaYs lOoking fOr things to Read on my Travels.

What's homestuck ??? :0

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump FOUR FRIENDS PLAY A LIFE CHANGING GAME!!!!!!

2:50 PM

I am AlwaYs lOoking fOr things to Read on my Travels.

@Cautious_Cephalophore (@GhostyPeppers) - jump BOY HOWDY THIS WILL TAKE YOU THROUGH MANY, MANY TRAVELS

FOUR FRIENDS PLAY A LIFE CHANGING GAME!!!!!!

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Sounds interesting! What kinda game??

Sounds interesting! What kinda game??

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump >:3c IT'S A VIDEO GAME BUT TO TELL YOU ANY MORE WOULD BE SPOILERS.....

Is it a book series?? Where can I read it??

What the hell did I log back into

Whatever homestuck is I guess???

Oh god,, I think I'm going to go back to sleep

YOU CAN READ IT ONLINE :) FOR FREE :) THOSE ARE GENUINE SMILIES BTW

the fuck is a homestuck?

2:55 PM

is it like home alone?

I feel like I should be stopping you but? Damn what a way to kick off pride month

I can't believe I was adopted by a Homestuck (THIS IS A JOKE)

@@LocalStarSailor (@Ecto) - jump THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Oh really??? Neat what's the url :O !?!

the fuck is a homestuck?

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump WEBCOMIC

2:57 PM

Oh really??? Neat what's the url :O !?!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump [he is linking mspadventures to the chat. sorry everyone.]

Please I can't do this again,, last time I got into Homestuck I spent my entire week locked in my room reading it

is it, that bad???

No it's a really good read! I think if I get back into it though I'll cry

WE CAN BOND AND READ IT TOGETHER

2:59 PM

IT IS STILL ONGOING. BTW. IN 2024.

WHAT

I AM SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU!!!!!!!!

Where are you getting this future information from

I'm so scared,, in a good way though dw

Where are you getting this future information from

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I AM TECHNUS?

I, i don't know if I want to get into this

That explains nothing but OKAY.

This webpage dosen't exist :'C !!!!!!

I AM SENDING THE DOWNLOAD LINK AS WE SPEAK

3:03 PM

[techhead has sent a real download link for once!]

... There's no way I'm clicking on that.

IT'S A REAL LINK I PROMISE. I WOULD NOT TROLL YOU, SPECIFICALLY, BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ANGEL

..........Lemme ask Danny rq cuz the last time one of us clicked on one of your links we had to get a new computer.

I'm not touching that either.

I'll play test dummy! :D

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO MEAN TO AN OLD MAN WHO JUST WANTS TO SHARE HOMESTUCK WITH THE MASSES WHO ARE STUCK IN THE PAST!

It's a real download link! :3

AND IT'S ALL OFFLINE, AND WITH THE ENTIRE STORY. YOU WON'T HAVE TO WAIT YEARS AND YEARS.

3:07 PM

EVEN THOUGH IT'S STILL UPDATING BECAUSE MY AFTERLIFE IS A JOKE

Yeah Danny dosen't wanna risk having the computer explode into ectoplasmic goo again so I can't click it. :C sorry.

Hey my phone didn't explode so I'm pretty sure it's safe!

I AM SWEARING ON MY TECHNOLOGY IT'S SAFE.

I fainted when the computer did that and I think Jazz'd be worried if that happened again :C

DANI PLEASE

3:10 PM

I WILL SWEAR ON VARIATIONS! INTERNET. COMPUTER. SKULKER!!!!!

........Lemme ask Danny again

3:13 PM

He still says no, sorry :C

DANIEL IS A COWARD AND A FOOL

That's kinda mean

Y. YES.

I've gotta log off anyway to do my homework. :C Sorry. Maybe I'll read homestuck if it exists later.

OUGH. OKAY.....

4

HOLD ON I think I might have a picture of some old Terezi fanart I made back in 2010

PLEASE PLEASE SHOW

3:26 PM

[pictures of him and skulker at a comic convention. he is the psiionic, and skulker is the long suffering darkleer.]

YOOO

FOUND IT [Under the caption is a picture of Terezi Pyrope made in MSPaint 89 on a mini pink laptop]

FUCK YEAH

I think I was 9 when I made this?

ADORABLE

God now I want to read Homestuck again,,

YOU DO HAVE TO REST UP :3 FAMILY READING SESH!!!!

3:44 PM

TOO BAD SKULKER IS OUT ON HIS DATE

Yeah!!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, I LOVE WOMEN

5:26 PM

WHAT THE FUCK MY ICON DIDNT LOAD

RIP BOZO

AAA

5:26 PM

OKAY THERE

AAA

@da_plague_boi1346 (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I didn't know you were a woman! That's cool! :D

GENDA IS FAKE, i go by whatever but most people use he/him cus of my voice i guess?? ehhh it dont matter

@da_plague_boi1346 (@GhostyPeppers) - jump OH SAME HERE

MOOD

GENDA IS FAKE, i go by whatever but most people use he/him cus of my voice i guess?? ehhh it dont matter

@da_plague_boi1346 (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okie dokie! :D

[original post] GUY WITH THE BIG COAT I APOLOGIZE FOR DISTURBING YOU WITH MY TALK ABOUT SKULKER. I FORGET WHAT IS AND ISN'T OKAY TO SAY SOMETIMES.

Eh, it's fine. It happens.

Are you alright?

Sure.

Gerry what happened are you okay? Also did you see my art in the cafe??

Just conversation I wasn't mentally prepared for. I didn't, but I'll take a look when I stop by next, alright?

Sure.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump . . . If you need someone to talk at, I am currently cooped up at the Bar. Or just exist near.

I have jpegs saved I'll just send em to you !!! I think they came out really neat. ALSO !!! I hope you're gonna be okay I think you're really cool and I'm sorry about Miss Gertrude and everything :C

Sure, I'd like to see them. And it's alright, kiddo, you had no way to know. I might swing that way, Champagne. Need something to wash those pics Skulker shared out of my consciousness.

Ah... I haven't looked yet. Ah... your Eyes... I think I will join you in washing things out of the consciousness. Different reasons but better to not be Alone, right?

Yeahhhhh, it shows up through my coat lining, so I see it before the TOS takes care of it.

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Oh no was it bad?? D:

Yes.

Are you gonna tell me what it was or am I just gonna have to imagine something probably fifty times worse?

IT ADMITTEDLY PROBABLY WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL KIND OF SMUG BUT THEN YOU WOULD FEEL REALLY GUILLTY FOR YOUR FEELINGS SO

9:17 PM

NO DANIS DONT GET TO KNOW

What if I changed my name to... Bartholomew Chartruse Esq III ??? OuO

BARTIES DONT GET TO KNOW EITHER

Damn

OH HEY BARTHOLOMEW MY BESTIE

heehee Hi Technus. (My name isn't actually Bartholomew I was just being silly)

YOU LIED TO ME NOOOOOOO I AM GOING TO CRY ( i am being silly do not worry )

Good cuz I'm EVIL now >:D !!!!!! I love it when my friends cry (heehee I'm still being silly!!! :D)

NOOOO DANI NOO NOT YOUR VILLAIN ARC : ( NOT YOUR EVIL ERA!! do you get a cool costume at least.

WHAT COLOR WILL YOU TURN TO IN YOUR VILLAIN ARC

I think about being evil sometimes

NEON PINK

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9:29 PM

RENAME YOURSELF PINK SHADE.

pink shade...slays evily

NOOOO DANI NOO NOT YOUR VILLAIN ARC : ( NOT YOUR EVIL ERA!! do you get a cool costume at least.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump yeah i have a cool cape now :D

9:30 PM

WHAT COLOR WILL YOU TURN TO IN YOUR VILLAIN ARC

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I think I'd still be teal. I like teal.

OH HEY CRIMSON MY LOVELY GRAND SON

9:30 PM

HEY HOW ATTACHED ARE YOU TO VLAD?

seeing as hes my partner uh?? a lot? why??????

NOTED

9:32 PM

HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR GRAND PAPAS, BTW

what happened to him

............ uh, hey this dosen't have anything to do with whatever Skulker posted right ?????????

. he TOLD ME he wasnt gonna HURT him

HAHA OH FUCK. I WAS GOING TO BE VERY VAGUE AND CUTE ABOUT IT BUT UH

cute????????? villain arc starts now, where is he

ON ONE OF THE ISLANDS I IMAGINE. DO NOT GO THERE THOUGH THERE'S TWO OF THEM AND THEY'RE BEING.

9:34 PM

SKULKER.

first day of pride month and my boyfriend is probably dead

HE'S GOTTEN WORSE THAN A LITTLE HEAD GAME CRIMSON

. . .

what the fuck

That's some phrasing.

PURPOSEFUL

DONT SAY THAT ABOUT HIM? ill be evil at the bar i guess. maybe i wont tip. as my first day of being evil

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OKAY BYE I LOVE YOU I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

9:38 PM

IT WAS ALL YOUR OTHER GRANDPA

I'm buying drinks.

What the hell did they do to Crimson's Vlad???

UH....

9:42 PM

TW VIOELNCE.... BUT... SHOT HIS HEAD OFF

DONT SAY THAT ABOUT HIM? ill be evil at the bar i guess. maybe i wont tip. as my first day of being evil

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump >: I

TW VIOELNCE.... BUT... SHOT HIS HEAD OFF

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump WHAT THE FUCK

this is not the first time this has happened to vlad

That's somehow even worse

he does have a very shootable face tbh

9:45 PM

I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THEY DID IT. FUCKING SKULKERS.

I almsot kinda feel bad for him a little bit I think

THEY DID KIDNAP HIM TO HUNT HIM. SO I DO TOO

THEY DID WHAT ?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

NORMAL SKULKERY ACTIONS.

that's messed up.

he is fine and not gone

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump What the fuck is wrong with you?

many things

. . . You know, I tolerate a lot of things. I am not tolerating this one. I am turning off my phone.

9:54 PM

[Offline]

YOU SHOT VLAD?

he is fine

LOL?

He's such a baby.

WHAT DID YOU TWO EXPECT........... this is so fucking funny?

I expected it to be funny and simple. Next time I will tie his hands behind his back and put him in a hamster wheel.

5

hes gonna do that to YOU dude

Why did you do this?

Fun.

fun

You both are extremely messed up in the head.

I can't fully blame them. The person who Hasnt wanted to shoot Vlad in the head, speak up

I don't know that one well enough yet, but I met him at least once and he seemed decent enough.

10:06 PM

But kidnapping to hunt people for sport is just gross to me.

10:06 PM

Especially if they didn't deserve it.

They've done it to Danny before this is a DEFINITE upgrade lmao

Don't remind me

hey man can you believe they thought vlad would be hnted quietly

Maybe you should try duct taping his mouth shut, next time

. . . You hunted a fucking teenager.

And failed at it repeatedly

That, in of itself, is a grave error-

You get used to it.

He's fine, isn't he?

Define "fine"

He's still with us.

You get used to it.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Danny I don't think you should be used to that :'c

10:21 PM

He's still with us.

@Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) - jump You're still bonkers.

WELL. Compared to how my life's been recently, being hunted is better than whatever is going on now.

Is this about you and Ethan ?? :C

Ethan and I are chill- its a lot more other stuff.

I MEAN DANNY FENTON AND ETHAN

10:23 PM

Oh no?? What's going on?? Is it about that crazy lady and her bitey thing that're in the keep?? I was told to stay away so I dunno what's going on.

its just one goddamned thing after another isnt it

You know, I thought I was done hearing some concerning ass things, and then new ones arise. Please avoid the Keep for now. As much as throttling Unethical Scientist Number 2 would be cathartic, we can't just fucking kill every damn person.

Okay but we CAN still throttle her w/o murder

I MEAN DANNY FENTON AND ETHAN

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I already know about Aether/Ethan by the way, you dont have to keep this up

I already know about Aether/Ethan by the way, you dont have to keep this up

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ....oh i'm sorry i didn't tell you earlier or anything i thought it'd be mean to Aether since he's my friend and stuff too :C i hope you're not mad at me.

No its fine, we were both kinda doing that to each other for a while

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump oh. anyway! is the crazy lady bothering you or anything???

She's in her own rooms, away from everyone else. And no throttling. No matter how tempting it is.

Okay but we CAN still throttle her w/o murder

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump We could make an effigy and throttle that.

10:30 PM

Bonus points is we set it on fire after and roast marshmallows over its flaming corpse.

She's in her own rooms, away from everyone else. And no throttling. No matter how tempting it is.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump ....Can I see her? I don't wanna talk to her or anything I just wanna look. O.O

A lot of that stuff was kinda out of my understanding, anyway. I was just there to make sure Aether didn't pounce on her with claws out

....Can I see her? I don't wanna talk to her or anything I just wanna look. O.O

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump No. I'm not... just... not right now.

Bonus points is we set it on fire after and roast marshmallows over its flaming corpse.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump This is why we're friends

No. I'm not... just... not right now.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump :C okay. I don't wanna make you all worried when you've already got a lot on your plate. Maybe when stuff clams down a lil bit we can hang out or something!! :D

This is why we're friends

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Aww, and here I thought it was because I saved you from being a spider snack.

She would have found me too bitter

:C okay. I don't wanna make you all worried when you've already got a lot on your plate. Maybe when stuff clams down a lil bi...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Sure. I... think I'd like that.

:C okay. I don't wanna make you all worried when you've already got a lot on your plate. Maybe when stuff clams down a lil bi...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump clams down

Sure. I... think I'd like that.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Maybe I can draw you as a powerpuff girl, or I guess a rowdyruff boy or something !! Would that make you feel better ??

10:37 PM

clams down

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump MEAN!!!!! (heehee)

Sure, if you want to.

I might do that later if you'd like one! Gerry seemed to like the one I made for him.

I have said it before, but it certainly deserves repeated: You are a really sweet kid, Dani.

10:43 PM

She would have found me too bitter

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Bitter. I don't know, you seem fairly sweet to me.

Bitter. I don't know, you seem fairly sweet to me.

@StarLibrarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Well don't say it in _public

Oh all right, I will save my sweet nothings for next time we hang out then.

She's in her own rooms, away from everyone else. And no throttling. No matter how tempting it is.

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump AT LEAST LET ME SHOW HER WHAT TRUE TRANSCENDENCE LOOKS LIKE. I WILL ONLY SHOCK HER A TINY BIT I PROMISE

AT LEAST LET ME SHOW HER WHAT TRUE TRANSCENDENCE LOOKS LIKE. I WILL ONLY SHOCK HER A TINY BIT I PROMISE

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump No.

THE FACT WE HAVE SIMILAR UNFINISHED BUSINESS IS GOING TO DRIVE ME MORE INSANE THAN I ALREADY AM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Braniac, please no. Don't give her ideas. Given the research going on, they don't need more ideas.

B-(

Frankly, I want to pick her brain first to make sure there isn't anything else being cooked up elsewhere. Because I wouldn't be surprised if they tried.

[original post] Technus is having a mental breakdown at the bar someone pick me up im scared

2

Just go to the cafe?

...i forgot about the damn mirror. okay brb

We're having Pride history and explaination time here

i noticed

POGGERS!

[selfie of The Outfit]

Oh.

3

TRANS RIGHTS!!!!!

TRANS RIGHTS!!!

trans wrongs >:3

MY TRANS WRONGS: I FORGOT TO ADD MY TOP SURGERY SCARS TO THIS BODY-

LOOOL????

AS SOON AS I GET HOME I AM FIXING THAT-

2:25 PM

THANK YOU EVIL CRIMSON FOR THE REMINDER

yeah no problem . I mean. yes problem. suffer

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CHEF-

What's this about you trying to be evil?

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CHEF-

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump HELLO?

YOU SAID "LET ME COOK". AND I AM.

2:28 PM

BUT BY THE ANCIENTS DO YOU LOOK LIKE A SHIT CHEF RIGHT NOW

LMAO

What's this about you trying to be evil?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Trauma induced evil due to their partner being kidnapped and murdered.

Uh.

hes fine now but that isn't stopping me from going sicko mode

...Have fun with that, I think?

DO NOT WORRY GHOST CHILD HE IS DOING TERRIBLY AT BEING EVIL

Still waiting to see what Evil Crimson does. He does have a nice Evil coffee, i hope it was terrible.

Evil scientist or businessman; those are the best costumes

EVIL CRIMSON IS LIKE.......

2:30 PM

A KITTEN

Evil businessman would be too on the nose for him considering who he is with.

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump exactly

A KITTEN

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump HE IS, IT IS ADORABLE,, LITTLE BABY VILLAIN

rome wasnt built in a day okay- im going through character development

I'm already evil in outfit; nothing like wearing skulls and punkish

PFF

Someone take him to Hot Topic or Spencers, perfect places to make an Evil Wardrobe from, trust me

Chocker necklace and chains and spikes

DEFINITELY EVIL

He already goes to Hot Topic.

and maybe ill shop lift there as my first evil deed

Your first evil deed could be to not pay me

good idea

UH HUH.

Actually an evil deed would be to try and put anti homeless seating in places

the goverment already does that

yeah, kinda hard to top that evil

2:34 PM

Or you can be a Karen, those are the worst

im not taking advice from you

You said you want to be evil!

your idea of evil is kinda sad

LMAO

YOU SHOULD STEAL SOMEONE WIFE

All the best ones are already taken, and everything else feels petty, like putting cockroaches in restaurants.

YOU SHOULD STEAL SOMEONE WIFE

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump who has a wife i could steal

who has a wife i could steal

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WALKER

wow, ballsy

you want me to kidnap judy? ill have to ask how she feels about that

I DIDNT SAY KIDNAP

That means getting a Walker down your neck and.....dude. damn

I SAID STEAL

whats the difference between kidnap and steal when talking about a person?

SIGH....IF YOU DONT KNOW, YOURE NOT READY TO BE A VILLAIN

2:41 PM

That means getting a Walker down your neck and.....dude. damn

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump HARDY HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR A PATHETIC MEOW MEOW LIKE CRIMSON

one involves a ransom and the other is just theft

TELL ME THEN?

2:42 PM

one involves a ransom and the other is just theft

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump wow red do you see women as objects? smh

wow red do you see women as objects? smh

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump you're the one who asked what's the difference between kidnap and steal, not my fault

how is that my fault? did the fowlers not teach you how to read?

Got me homeschooled for years

that explains a lot

2:44 PM

anyway no i will not """"steal""" a woman

good, you should try stealing from the fowlers

Hey Crimson d'ya know what you should do that'd be super evil??? Litter only the worst villains litter.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump wow

littering...

I'd probably kick your butt if you littered though.

That's evil

look out for the new evil criminal Crimson, left without paying and much worse, NO TIP

man come on

Pollution, evilest thing probably in ever

I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE A DINE AND DASHER CRIMSON,,,

Crimson wtf ????

you guys think im turning into a captain planet villain? have higher standards ffs

Park in handicapped spaces

Littering, leaving the shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot, and listening to loud music in public without headphones are some of the evilest things I can think of.

I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE A DINE AND DASHER CRIMSON,,,

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump MWAHAHAH see how wicked I am?

Wow, not paying for food...so evil. I should kick your butt about that or something.

Other than like, murder or something.

just be careful, we don't need him becoming like tighten from megamind

Who?

oh kiddo we need to have a movie night at the cafe

Littering, leaving the shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot, and listening to loud music in public without headphones ...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Oh those are the worst. Or man spreading

2:48 PM

just be careful, we don't need him becoming like tighten from megamind

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump Heard of it, I need to see it

Oh those are the worst. Or man spreading

@Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump WHAT IS WRONG WITH MANSPREADING- IN NON SHARED SPACES OF COURSE. PEOPLE WHO MANSPREAD ON BUSSES AND COUCHES ARE ASSHOLES

Crimson legit though if I catch you littering or something I will be PISSED and I will kick your butt into next wednesday!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MANSPREADING- IN NON SHARED SPACES OF COURSE. PEOPLE WHO MANSPREAD ON BUSSES AND COUCHES ARE ASSHOLES

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump Yeah, in crowded places are the absolute worst

2:49 PM

Crimson legit though if I catch you littering or something I will be PISSED and I will kick your butt into next wednesday!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump I'd see that!

Crimson legit though if I catch you littering or something I will be PISSED and I will kick your butt into next wednesday!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump i wont litter okay? ill come up with something good- i mean bad

i wont litter okay? ill come up with something good- i mean bad

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Good! :) I hate litterers almost as much as I hate my Vlad which is a LOT !!!!!! (edited)

[original post] Been watching The Golden Girls to pass time, so y'all: if you were to date or befriend any of the Golden Girls, who would it be? Blanche Devereaux, Sophie Petrillo, Rose Nylond, or Dorothy Zbornak?

what the fuck are you talking about

You seriously don't know the show called The Golden Girls? With Bea Arthur and Betty White?

6:01 PM

No shade, just see if you can see it sometime

Haven't seen that in ages...

Hang on I'll ask the bird

Isn't that a show old ladies watch?

Yeah he hasn't got a clue but he's british so

6:11 PM

God now i've started him off he's trying to show me british comedy help. send help

LOL good luck, I'm surprised British people are even capable of understanding comedy "Oy the gov'na stole me crumpets again!"

I suppose Monty Python doesn't count?

somebody at least save Youngblood its too late for me

6:17 PM

Remember me as i was

A loser?

A WET NAPKIN?

I hate you guys

A tall lavender Fishman?

a sad little meow meow?

why am i more offended at being called lavender

Yeah you're more of a blue.

hex code # aabbd4

Yeah youre like a greyish blue I think.

Beau thinks i'm colorblind

6:59 PM

Alright mr. graphic designer.. hex coding me..

HEEHEEHEE. get hex codeeeeddd >:D !!!!

Amazing..

its my talent :3

Crimson what's my hex code ! :O

fcc8a7 give or take

I think Danny's is close...a little more on the red side

Woah you didn't have to scream that dude?

that wasn't on purpose oh god

why are you yelling

I SEE MY INFLUENCE IS RUBBING OFF ON YOU CRIMSON MY BOY : )

He'a really excited about me being fcc8a7 :D (edited)

OO OO OO CRIMSON DO ME, WHAT SHADE OF NEON GREEN AM I

AND ME!!!

YOU KNOW,, I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT FLAVOUR OF GREEN I AM

cunty is #97ff05 brainy is # ⁠34d43c raccoon is #0bdb55 (edited)

YEAHH LETS GO

Whats wrong with you?

autism

I know what mine is. # FFFFFF

What's autism again?

something that makes you really cool

IT IS A NEURODEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITY THAT IMPACTS HOW YOU INTERACT WITH THE WORLD

7:27 PM

BUT IT ALSO MAKES YOU REALLY COOL

7:27 PM

I MEAN LOOK AT ME, I AM AWESOME

You know... I keep meaning to look into that.

something that makes you really cool

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Aww I wish I was autistic too.

Oh Dani, I am not sure if it is possible for you to get any cooler. You are the coolest one here.

aw Crimsons doing his magic trick again

hi judy :3

Ah yes, the face of evil.

if you're being evil can I join. >:3

...really?

what can a girl not be evil during pride month

7:39 PM

is evil only for the men hm crimson

no course not

we can be an evil team >:)

youre just yknow....ms justice-

oh are we doing villain arcs >: )

OOOO EVIL LUCY MOMENTS ????

7:46 PM

Maybe I should evil too c:< !!!

Oh dear

youre just yknow....ms justice-

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump justice can be evil

7:46 PM

YEAH LUCY

should i be afraid?

YES.

Probably.

yes

7:48 PM

team evil...

DO WE GET EVIL OUTFITS

do we get a union

This is frankly a bit hilarious.

Pretending to be evil is my jam I love really channeling my inner saturday morning cartoon villain of the week

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE JUST PRETENDING

I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE JUST PRETENDING

@@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) - jump Sometimes i forget you are serious about it because you are so so cute

WHERE IS THE AUTHENTICITY? THE PASSION? THE DESIRE TO WIN? AW THANK YOU DARLING <3

MY PASSION IS FOR THE BIT AND I AM ALREADY WINNING

OH NO I AM DOING THIS FOR FUN. I AM SERIOUS ABOUT IT BUT IT VERY MUCH IS FOR FUN

i should think very hrad about how to be evil. oh my god i should get a new outfit.

THE BIT IS VERY FUNNY,, I LIKE TO PRETEND I AM A BATMAN VILLAIN WHEN I STEAL ALL OF THE TECH FROM BEST BUY

does being evil get you like- respect?

Uh, no? Of course it doesn't?

NO IT IS JUST FUN.

crimmy are you suffering a mental breakdown over people percieving you as a little guy again

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD. I AM JUST MAKING IT UP AS I GO ALONG.

crimmy are you suffering a mental breakdown over people percieving you as a little guy again

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump shut up

does being evil get you like- respect?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump NO <3

Crimson, we still need to arrange that meet up with the dance fighting bit. I will get you into the perfect shape to be the most evil porcupine.

oh shoot thats right- uh maybe soon then? hate to keep you waiting

Crimson I respect you.

Nah, you aren't keeping me waiting. I am a workaholic who has been bouncing between mending cores, the Keep, and research and home. I was afraid I was keeping you waiting.

oh geez, you do sound busy...

Apparently it's evil hours, and somehow I doubt I can be evil.

YOU'RE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS, SKITTLES.

Eh, I am making up for lost time. Core mending is at a pause until I rest up again. Recontruction takes a fuck ton of energy. But I do want to work with you and I will make time for that.

UHHHH FREAKS AT THE CAFE

ONE OF THEM SMELLS RANCID

8:22 PM

LIKE FUCKING TAR

jesus

I THINK I MIGHT BE DEVELOPING A HEADACHE-

Eh, I am making up for lost time. Core mending is at a pause until I rest up again. Recontruction takes a fuck ton of energy. B...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump well no rush of course- life happens, yknow?

when you say freaks are you being self referential

NO.

8:25 PM

[picture of the cafe]

is that that fucking dog man and grimace from mcdonalds land in his mob-boss era. what is happening

.

8:27 PM

hm.

shall i come over and slapbox them

If they're not doing anything, leave them alone

well no rush of course- life happens, yknow?

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Of course... but you know, may be good to arrange something sooner rather than later. Next time someone takes your boyfriend, you can raise hell for him.

shall i come over and slapbox them

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump PLEASE COME OVER AND SLAPBOX THEM THEY SMELL TERRIBLE

If they're not doing anything, leave them alone

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump the fuck you on about

If they're not doing anything, leave them alone

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Hey isn't this guy one of your abusers

the fuck you on about

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I recognize one of the dog men. And the tar guy? Familiar

8:31 PM

Hey isn't this guy one of your abusers

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump No.

I recognize one of the dog men. And the tar guy? Familiar

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THE DOG.

??????????

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Look it's complicated.

Poise are you not regularly violently uh. You know what'd by these men. Is that not your origin story. Your LORE if you will

Of course... but you know, may be good to arrange something sooner rather than later. Next time someone takes your boyfriend, ...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump you're roght hell yeah also sorry what the hell is everyone else talking about

You used to mention it all the time when you came back from.. Hell? hell.

Poise are you not regularly violently uh. You know what'd by these men. Is that not your origin story. Your LORE if you will

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump It's work. And well, I didn't say it was abuse, did it

. . . I am not touching that topic with a ten foot pole.

??? IT WAS HEAVILY IMPLIED? good lord above give me strength

.

let's DM

SURE. HOP IN.

im going to the cafe and im going to kill him?

Forestfairyunicorn started a thread. 6/2/2024 8:35 PM

................

I'm uncomfortable.

You and me both kid. Avoid this conversation it is WILDLY not worth it

ANYWAY. Training... I desperately miss the fight circles from back home.

yeah yeah training. just hit me up whenever you get a second, okay? preferably with enough time to relax so you don't kill over mid-fight

I would never push myself that hard. Eeever.

whenvr u 2 want

Fantastic.

can i not have 1 (one) day w/o judy trying 2 kill herself

Whats she doing

apparently went 2 the cafe w insane ppl there

Are you going to go get her or

shed stab me too

Coward

YOU WANNA GO IN THERE? AND BE STABBED?

9:05 PM

GO AHEAD

Booooo

I GOT STABBED.

you see

Thats technus though

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, TWINK

Be brave, stabbing is a love language.

Not a twink man come on

im really tired of assholes coming into the cafe.....

Someone giving you trouble?

dont come here, please, seriously, just some really unsavory and disgusting people in here

9:25 PM

I think they're trying to hire one of the skulkers for a hit deal

I LEFT BC JUDY STABBED ME

they smell rancid

SHE IS AT THE BAR NOW

some stinky purple guy and an abuser apparently

9:26 PM

I think Skulkers gonna kick the abuser's ass.

. . . Mayve I think you need to hire a bouncer.

I JUST NARROWLY AVOIDED HAVING A MELTDOWN IN THE CAFÉ DO NOT ENTER IT

right because that would go over so well and not cause more issues on top of the fucking issues we already have

ALSO I KNOW A BITCH ATE MY FOOD AS SOON AS I AM IN A BETTER STATE WE ARE SQUARING THE FUCK UP

i swear my life and afterlife are cursed

Your food was delicious

I'll be your bouncer

Your food was delicious

@Unlucky13 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump 13 YOU FUCKING TWINK I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS FOR TAKING MY FOOD

i would pay you in smoothies and.... i think i still have a vlad's credit card

That'll do

perfect, then its a deal

I'd like to see you try furry

I still want to know whats going on- something about a purple abuser?

got it handled

I'd like to see you try furry

@Unlucky13 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump YOU WILL SEE ME TRY ACTUALLY, AS SOON AS I AM NOT ON THE VERGE OF A MELTDOWN THAT IS

I want footage of it. 13 mauled by racoon

I CAN BE A RACCOON WHILE I DO IT TOO

why are you having a meltdown bro whats wrong

TAR.

9:33 PM

ALSO YOU SMELL LIKE FUCKING CIGARETTES AND GASOLINE, AND WHILE THAT IS NOT USUALLY AN ISSUE FOR ME, THE SMELL OF TAR HAD ALREADY FUCKED ME OVER

haha thanks

THIS IS WHY AUTISM SUCKS ASS FOLKS: MELTDOWNS

i mean im not on the spectrum but that guy's smell is just, horrid....

9:35 PM

i have no idea how im gonna get that smell out

YEAH I HAD TO TURN OFF MY RECEPTORS.

They're also literally stinking up the place??

YES.

i would pay you in smoothies and.... i think i still have a vlad's credit card

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump See? It will be fine. Seriously though, I worry about you not being able to kick the assholes out.

i think these guys are part of the same group that tried to buy my cafe.....

i have no idea how im gonna get that smell out

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump BLEACH EVERYTHING, THEN ONCE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IS DRIED OFF, GO OVER IT WITH SOMETHING LIKE LAVENDER OR LEMON.

tjeu

I'm working on it but they're totally fucking ignoring me

they're bad news

9:38 PM

BLEACH EVERYTHING, THEN ONCE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IS DRIED OFF, GO OVER IT WITH SOMETHING LIKE LAVENDER OR LEMON.

@@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) - jump ill try that once they're gone

9:39 PM

I AM GOING TO GO BACK TO TRYING TO RELAX NOW

oh fuck they're fighting now

9:40 PM

why couldnt we have just kept the happy pride vibes come one, please ;;;;;

. . . I would offer to help but I am pretty sure I would just add to the problem. I am sorry.

yeah i dont think Id be much help even though I want to be rn

Okay Mavye listen to me are you like 100% positive you do not need help- even a little? I don't even have to fight, I can just hang out with you until you feel safe

As much as I would love that, you kid do not need to be here, if they leave, I will tell you, but right now I am hiding and keeping an eye on things, that's the best we're gonna get right now. As long as the place doesn't start coming down, we'll, we'll be okay.

:(

OMG ARE YOU OKAY MAYVE D: ?!?!?!??!?!

Techs here theyre fucked

yeah i dont think Id be much help even though I want to be rn

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump It is a curse... and frankly frustrating.

Ugh- why does this stuff keep happening?

Because some people are asshats and need to be set on fire and their ashes buried deeeeeeeeeeep beyond the reach of anything.

Hah

Ah hey there.

Hey

10:16 PM

Mayve, you sure you don't want more muscle there?

my life is a fucking nightmare

whats going on over there?

Some bullfuckery once again

10:21 PM

Someone call that Wizard and demand a refund the wards DO NOT work

worst wizard ever.....\

Okay basic rundown Skulker's been cored and they fled like pussies.

10:39 PM

I am not sure how they managed it but eh.

it wasnt the dog guys was it? they kinda have the tendancy to run off after starting shit for no reason

THEY CORED SKULKER ?????????? D:

Yeah it was the blue dog and The Godfather but purple

10:43 PM

Murder-Skulker, the one from the universe where coring does really harm a person so they could not do shit but. Hm.

10:43 PM

I gave it my all and they were still standing so I am. surprised? shocked even, haha pun. No but for real it was very frustrating. 0/10 would not recomend fighting them it is majorly unsatisfying.

they likely operate under different universal rules, hence your attacks will not be as effective.

Man, they weren't even fun to fight? Come on.

No they kind of just kicked the shit out of skulker and left

LAAAAAAAAME.

10:50 PM

Even Box Ghost gives me more to work with.

Showmanship my boy.

10:51 PM

At least box sticks out a fight until the end

I'm glad I didn't go then. I would of been bored to tears!

I feel like crying but not even in a fun satisfying way.

Would bullying a Linux user make you feel better?

yes. Yes it would.

Here [Oops. this is just his universe's Tucker's phone number- get doxxed idiot] (edited)

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Here [Oops. this is just his universe's Tucker's phone number- get doxxed idiot]

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Who's phone number is that ?????

Don't worry about it!

I'm calling it.

11:03 PM

Busy signal :C

Can't imagine why.

is he stuck in the backrooms still?

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump the what ????

The backrooms, a very liminal and unsettling place

Oh he got out, did he tell you about that too?

I like liminal and unsettling places maybe I should visit ! :D

. . . Okay someone way better with wards needs to do something in that cafe. Which unfortunately is not me... because I am trash with magic ~~And don't have access to it anyway~~.

sorry for stabbing you tech im under the table now

ITS OKAY JUDY I SHOULD HAVE HELD YOU LIKE ONE WOULD A CAT

Whoops.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump OH IT WAS TUCKER LEMME CALL HIM TELL HIM I'M GONNA CALL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL?

Is he a furry?

DANNY HE'S NOT PICKING UPPPP !!!! TELL HIM TO ANSWER THE PHONE I WANNA SAY HI !!!!!!

Is that your Tuckers FUCKING FURSONA

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump I think it's cool :D !

.

7

Hey that's meee!!!!!

11:28 PM

I told him his fursona's cool! Can you send him mine when I'm done drawing her?

Lol yeah ofc

Thank yoooou! Also you can tell him who I am if you want I just told him that it was a mystery before I said bye.

Yeah I told him, this is what he said: I HIGHLY doubt you two are actually talking right now though

11:35 PM

Oh also yeah thats his fursuit lol

We are best friends now!! Also send him this please ! I don't have a name for her yet but this is what i'd look like as a kitty cat >:3

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We are best friends now!! Also send him this please ! I don't have a name for her yet but this is what i'd look like as a kitty ...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump Adorable and very fitting.

Omg you would make an adorable kitty cat

Adorable and very fitting.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Thank you guuuyysss !!!! :DDD

@Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Thank you Lucy!! You should draw yourself as a worm girl or something if you want!

Thank you Lucy!! You should draw yourself as a worm girl or something if you want!

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump

> @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE !!!!!!! :D I love her

if i were a worm would you stil love me?

Yes

if i were a worm would you stil love me?

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump That's a weird question but I think it depends? Like if I knew the worm was you I'd probably put you in a nice worm terrarium and feed you and take care of you but if I didn't know the worm was you I'd put you outside since that's where worms belong. Either way yes I think ???

Okay basic rundown Skulker's been cored and they fled like pussies.

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump THEY CORED MY SWEETHEART???? OY VEY WHY DOES THAT DUMBASS KEEP GETTING IN FIGHTS HE CAN'T WIN?

YEAH SORRY. HE IS ALRIGHT I GOT HIM.

I KNEW HE WOULD BE ALRIGHT I AM MORE FONDLY ANNOYED THAN ANYTHING.

TO BE ENTIRELY FAIR HE PICKED A FIGHT WITH AN ABUSER SO I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM THIS TIME.

OH HELL YEAH I HOPE HE AT LEAST CAUSED THEM SOME SERIOUS HARM

I DOUBT IT. HE WENT FERAL AND I GOT INVOLVED AND THEY STILL WALKED AWAY ON TWO FEET.

...THAT FUCKING SUCKS

MAYBE IT WAS THE CAFE'S SYSTEM BEING BIASED BUT MORE THAN LIKELY THEY WERE JUST FUCKERS. Do you remember those dogs. It was one of them and some fucking guy. I have been told they are "IMMUNE TO GHOST POWERS" but i mean. Can you really be immune to EVERY kind of attack--

MAYBE I SHOULD CYBERSPACE THEM. BREAK THEIR LITTLE MINDS.

I WOULD SAY GO FOR IT. YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET THE JUMP ON THEM BECAUSE THEY TOTALLY IGNORED ME THE WHOLE TIME, PERHAPS WE DO NOT LOOK LIKE THREATS EVEN WHEN WE ARE ACTIVELY FIGHTING.

IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE WE DIED OLD. THEY LIKELY DO NOT EXPECT OLD PEOPLE TO BE THREATS.

WE WILL MAKE THEM FEAR THE ELDERLY

I HAVE BEEN FEELING BLOODTHIRSTY EVER SINCE I LEARNED ABOUT MINA HARKER WANTING TO TRANSCEND HUMANITY. AND THE KING WON'T LET ME HARM HER. SO IT WOULD BE NICE TO TAKE THAT BLOODTHIRST OUT ON SOMEONE ELSE WHO DESERVES IT.

Me too honestly. That bitch deserves to rot but it is not my place to get involved.

7:22 AM

Hey if you want to go on a vigilante murder spree with me just say the word

NO LIKE IT IS GENUINELY AN UNFINISHED BUSINESS HELL THING WITH MINA. I DO NOT KNOW IF I WILL BE SATISFIED UNLESS I END HER MYSELF.

Sorry for the interruption but if you're going to kill her may I watch gleefully.

YOU MAY WATCH WITH GLEE YES

THE KING WILL NOT LET ME I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING TO HAVE A BREAKDOWN AGAIN HONESTLY

This is Daniel we're talking about yes? 24 year old Daniel. Who put him in charge of the entire realm again do remind me-

IT COULD BE WORSE.

Who woke up Pariah and started off that chain of events?

Why are we even talking about mr high-n-mighty rn? >> You guys do realise he’s not a king to any of us right?

He is at least trying to use his power to take care of everyone...

I mean I was the one who suggested using the Keep but sure.

Which is good! But someone has to be in charge, right?

7:54 AM

Was there anyone else who was able to do that?

So he’s automatically the guy in charge because he’s got a fancy headpiece?

No?

OK LISTEN I WOULD BE FINE WITH DISOBEYING HIM BUT ACCORDING TO MY SWEETHEART HE COULD PERMAKILL ME AND IM NOT ABOUT TO RISK THAT.

I love Danny he is a good kid. But. I would not trust a twenty four year old to run a country let alone a fucking REALM

But like... was anyone else stepping up to take charge to manage the situatuon or was everyone just running off to murder?

I wasn’t going to the base to kill anyone, I wanted to get the ghosts out as harmlessly as possible.

Good!

7:57 AM

(It is morning and mun realized they were using the wrong tupper)

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I think as much as I hate the mob mentality it's perfectly valid in this scenario. I don't think anything good will come of her being left alive.

I NEED TO BE THE ONE TO END HER IT IS THIS DESPERATE URGE INSIDE MY CORE THAT WILL BREAK ME IF I DO NOT.

I love Danny he is a good kid. But. I would not trust a twenty four year old to run a country let alone a fucking REALM

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump How about instead of complaining about age when he is actually trying to get shit done to solve the situation at hand, we work on an actual council where a group of people can work together to come to a decision. Instead of making one person do it alone.

As someone who was killed by an angry mob AND a corrupt justice system I would personally advocate for putting her in a thermos and firing it into the fucking sun.

THINKING ABOUT IT HURTS. PHYSICALLY.

How about instead of complaining about age when he is actually trying to get shit done to solve the situation at hand, we work ...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Choosing a fair council for judgement is going to be insanely difficult.

I don’t see why we need a dumb trial if their plan was to just kill her, I mean did anyone even ask how she died and came back?

Then do not think about it. If it hurts take yourself out of the situation I do not want you to spiral.

I think as much as I hate the mob mentality it's perfectly valid in this scenario. I don't think anything good will come of her ...

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump If we killed everyone who has done harm to someone else in this chat, the only people left might be Dani. And given the amount of coring, shattering, and other shit that happens, maybe we need to actually use this as a chance to form a proper justice system.

I NEED IT.

Choosing a fair council for judgement is going to be insanely difficult.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump No shit. But not just for this situation. For the entire Realms. Long time gig.

I would love to see how that is enforced and sustained.

We will figure that out now won't we?

ESPECIALLY when it involves multiple universes of INFINITE space

Building up a council is better than putting the infinite on the shoulders of one damn person.

Ok and who decides who gets to be on said council?

Vote. Fight it out. I don't know.

8:04 AM

Fucking hunt down some Ancients and slap them into being productive members of society instead of squirreling away in their Lairs?

No.

8:04 AM

No ancients

Well we need something. At least the Stars fucking understood that they served the people as much as people did them.

Regardless, I think we’ve seen what happens when ghosts form rules or build up stupid niche groups like the Observants or Ancients

ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY.

I haven't because I am new to this part of things, but not to organization. Power does not corrupt. Unchecked power does. That is what a council is for.

8:09 AM

Which should have people who are driven to help make things better. And from different backgrounds for different perspectives.

All I know is that I’m not going to follow any of it, if something needs to be done you do it, at least Clockwork understood that much. …Ugh… Can’t believe I just said that.

Yeah well I am doing shit. I am helping figure out this nonsense and try to make sure ghosts aren't continually genocided by stupid assholes.

8:11 AM

Else there will be more people like the Harkers to replace them.

THE LAWLESS WASTES OF THE GHOST ZONE IS WHAT I AM USED TO, WHAT EVERYONE IS USED TO. THERE HAS NOT BEEN A KING SINCE BEFORE MY SKULKER. AND MY SWEETHEART HUNTED MAMMOTHS. IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET EVERYONE TO ADJUST.

Great, let’s do that by ending this one bitch to avoid it altogether.

I didn't say it will happen overnight. Stars help me.

I love Danny he is a good kid. But. I would not trust a twenty four year old to run a country let alone a fucking REALM

@xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump If any of you would like to take up this timeline's Crown and Ring and take charge of the Realms, including dealing qith the overworld's views on us, I will fuck back off to my own timeline.

I personally agree that yes, Mina should be ended. I also want to get out every scrap of information from her to make sure there isn't some secret fucking Necromancy Nuke somewhere.

8:15 AM

If any of you would like to take up this timeline's Crown and Ring and take charge of the Realms, including dealing qith the ove...

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump If I could take the burden from you, I would. Just so you don't have to stress about this shit.

If any of you would like to take up this timeline's Crown and Ring and take charge of the Realms, including dealing qith the ove...

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I mean this timeline’s ring is in the sarcophagus and the crown is… somewhere else. … But you don’t have to leave. You’ve been…helpful. So that’s something.

. . . Aether are you supposed to be in charge here?

What? No!

OK LISTEN I AM DRAWING THE LINE THERE

8:20 AM

NO TEENAGERS IM CHARGE

8:20 AM

IN*

Oh have I? Mr. High and Mighty has been useful?

I didn't say he needs to be in charge and I am not a teenager for the record.

AETHER IS!

I am aware, thus asking.

8:20 AM

No fucking teenagers need to be in charge of anything.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Well that would be a refreshing take.

Because if this shit passes down the line via ritualistic combat and a kid happened to punch some dumbass fogey in the nose, I will have to shake someone.

Funny thing there

. . . You are fucking kidding me.

Guess how old I was

You mentioned before... Fourteen.

This again.

Yes, unfortunately trauma also happens to teenagers.

8:23 AM

I was fifteen. Good times./s

8:23 AM

(Okay 15 isn't a teenager for me but I digress)

FIFTEEN IS INFACT A TEENAGER THERE IS "TEEN" IN THE NUMBER.

Dragon equivalent for being 15 is basically a 3 year old.

8:25 AM

Different verbage and use of words in different species.

HEY. THE FUCK

I mean he put the King back in his bed and got given the title ‘saviour of the Ghost Zone’ by a couple of ghosts, for whatever stupid reason they also thought ‘hey let’s crown the kid too!’

And did anyone else offer to step in and pull together the fucking chaos of the Realms when the GIW were sending fucking ectoplasmic nukes in? Do any of you know how to talk living officials who think you're mindless pond scum at best and literal hellspawn at worst into at least accepting that destroying half of existence is a bad fucking idea? I don't have to help any of you. As you've all made very clear, my help isn't wanted.

IT IS!!!

Yeah, someone was offended at the existence of toddlers and went genocide route. Anyway, point is, shit happened. We are trying to make the shit better. So can we please try to work together on this so we avoid war?

OY VEY KID WE ARE JUST TRYING TO FIGURE THINGS OUT

Are you?

Yes but you all just keep digging about how he shouldn't be in charge instead of helping. And helping isn't yelling for being allowed to murder someone.

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING A PSYCHOLOGICAL OBSESSION LIKE MOST GHOSTS RATHER THAN BEING A HALFA OR A LIVING PERSON.

Halfas get obsessions too.

I mean I was kind of away during all of that stuff. Not exactly like I could have helped even if I wanted to. Anyway, you guys have fun figuring out this trial crap, Whatever happens happens I guess.

We need your help beyond this, Aether. Please. There is a lot of interaction with the human governments that we need to do.

…Ok, and how am I going to help with that?

There are things we need to organize and I think Phantom has a plan for some things. Your input would be genuinely helpful.

Have any of you considered why I might not want to set a precedent of just Ending people without a trial? Even if the ending is already assured, would you rather it not be held, and I just eliminate people as I see fit?

THAT IS WHY I SHOULD ELIMINATE HER.

8:34 AM

FEEL FREE TO HOLD THE TRIAL THOUGH

8:34 AM

JUST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME DELIVER THE SENTENCE I WILL DO ANYTHING IF YOU LET ME DO THAT

Have any of you considered why I might not want to set a precedent of just Ending people without a trial? Even if the endin...

@PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump Never said you had to do it. ‘Kings don’t fight, they get other people to fight for them’ Royalty 101 right there.

... I'm not answering any of that right now. I'm taking a break.

8:36 AM

[PhantomFlame is offline]

TO BE HONEST, KID. YOU ARE A SURPRISINGLY GOOD LEADER.

8:37 AM

OH THERE HE GOES.

Ugh… I’ll go talk to him.

8:38 AM

At least if he flips out at me I can take it.

CAN YOU TELL HIM I GENERALLY DO NOT HAVE COMPLAINTS AGAINST HIS RULE I AM JUST HAVING MY OWN MENTAL ISSUES

Sure sure

Perhaps if you feel your mental health hinges on executing someone you've never personally met, you should step away for a bit.

NO IT IS NOT THAT IT HINGES ON THAT.

8:52 AM

I HAVE LIKE. A GAZILLION MENTAL PROBLEMS. AND FRYING MY BRAIN CERTAINLY DID NOT HELP. I AM GLAD THAT I AM AT LEAST AWARE OF WHAT I HAVE THOUGH. WHEN I WAS ALIVE I WAS NOT AWARE I HAD PROBLEMS AND JUST THOUGHT EVERYONE ELSE HAD THE PROBLEMS.

8:53 AM

I WILL STEP AWAY BUT I DO JUST WANT TO CLARIFY THAT.

Just different flavors. You are an electric core right? Would burning out energy through a fight help?

Hmm. If I may ask, what is the purpose if a Ruler, if anarchy is preferred?

Anarchy has existed because there was no ruler in the Realms. The berer of the Crown should be one who guides the Realms and assists it's denizens, even acting as a representative to others. They're supposed to assist in matters of dispute and slight, and protect the Realms. It's been so long since there was a proper ruler that such things have devolved.

And I promise I have a point. I would like... honest consideration of the matter.

King, council, or elected officials. You can't have anarchy and guidance/protection.

why we talk about king

Seems like Aether ticked a Danny off again...

I cannot fucking believe they put YOU in charge

Oh trust me I can't either.

10:15 AM

I still never understood why the Ghost Zone even needs a king, it doesn't seem like Mr. Crown has that much authority

is strange that ghost king phantom actually is good king and has authority and helps people

10:15 AM

way i heard when i was fresh dead was ghost king only rule through might makes right

I think it's a matter of trying to reign in a place that has gone for so long without such guidance. The previous king was a dreadful tyrant who plunged the realms into chaos.

Since Ethern was around during that time he's told me the exact same thing At least now there's someone that can help guide and offer protection as a proper king should

yes i know old king tyrant i die centuries after his defeat i hear story from people who were there in person

Are you implying the Ghost Zone used to be like- not insane? That explains a lot actually.

ghost zone was always insane whelp

Which is why you all need to consider what it means to have or not have a ruler. You want anarchy? Say so and do not expect someone to bail you out of your future dangers. But if you want someone to be a ruler, and not a tyrant, you need to make a decision for or against, and again, stick to it.

pariah was shatter many ghost when i enter ghost zone it was near empty ruin still rebuild even though it had been century

10:24 AM

i trust phantom as king he do much better than horror story of pariah and he actually try help people

10:25 AM

is tough job but trust him more than trust most ghost give my vote of support to whelp king

Hm...

not you

Oh come on! We're basically the same person, give or take 10 years.

not how multiverse work whelp

A lot can happen in 10 years.

Indeed

MAN. Okay but if I do become king, I'm putting you in a fish bowl for 999999 years.

and that is why you not make good king

Heh. Danny, I think, if you want to help with the current efforts, that talking with your parents and getting them on our side, scientifically, would be very useful.

My parents? You sure thats a good idea? I mean they're a little less ectophobic but- I don't know how I feel getting them involved in all that?

My parents? You sure thats a good idea? I mean they're a little less ectophobic but- I don't know how I feel getting them invo...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump That might be a good idea though, I mean it's up to you if you think it'd be dangerous and stuff but I think they'd probably be really excited to help!

10:38 AM

I don't know all the details though so it'd be up to you since you know more about what's going on and stuff.

I would be happy to speak to them, myself. They are pre-eminent scientists in the field, who are not GIW.

Fine- I'll bite. How should I even bring this up to them?

Wait, why are we getting the Fentons involved?

MAN I don't know, I'm kinda concerned about them getting hurt and stuff- this is kinda beyond their scope

That’s what I’m thinking, maybe getting other humans that can die wouldn’t be the best thing to do

10:47 AM

We don’t know if the GIW even know about the Fentons being Danny Phantom’s family.

Because, regardless of their... eccentricities, they built a portal between dimensions, and have developed ecto-based technology independent of tge GIW. If you are worried for the connection being known, I can approach them on that basis.

You wanna come over to my house or something? Talk about it over dinner? Whats the plan?

That may be an amiable way to go about it

I could do that.

I am available to assist where I can. Though it may not be wise to have a ghost meeting such people, not at first perhaps. Though I am still willing nevertheless.

I do have the advantage of still being... ostensibly alive

That you certainly do-

That’s what I’m thinking, maybe getting other humans that can die wouldn’t be the best thing to do

@-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) - jump Humans are already involved. We are talking to human governments. We need to have some folks.

I'll talk to my mom about it then. I'll just say youre...uh... Well school is out for me now, so teacher wouldn't make sense.

I'll be buying out Axion Labs. You can say I'm a possible scientific colleague.

That works! I'll let you know what she says

groan what a cluster fuck

This or like, life in general?

Honestly both

Mood. Also! Mom's down for dinner. Just a matter of when

12:14 PM

Also highly recommend bringing something over yourself, unless you like your meal to squirm around.

You guys have fun

Why would the food be squirming?

Our family finds a way

Hmmm, if Sophie attends this dinner alone I will be certain to send her with a nice meal to share. There are a few that would be pleasant to make that I think your family would enjoy. She can make pastries for desert.

I've eaten worse, I'm sure, but I'll bring a dessert.

Sweet! I also wouldnt mind if you came along too...can you pass as human?

…Wait are both of them going now?

I don't know! This was kinda thrown at me and I'm trying to make it work

Would you like an excuse to go, as well, Aether?

Yeah, you wanna meet my parents again?

No! That’s not what I was thinking -_- I’m just concerned that my ancient caretaker and my teacher are going into a ghost hunter household who constantly threaten to dissect things they don’t understand. It’s a perfectly valid response >>

Hey! They've been improving, and I won't let them do anything like that to your- Is AthenaiDodo like your mom? That's adorable

No that’s not… I mean… Kinda? Look she just keeps an eye on me and takes care of me if I get hurt or need advice or whatever.

Sooooo a mom?

…Guardian, she’s my guardian. Ok? Can we just stop talking about this? You guys can go to dinner, I’m not in the mood. (edited)

Alright chill- geez, you can tease me but I can't tease you?

Just drop it Fenton.

Fine.

Danny's parents were nice to me but I don't think Danny told them about the whole, y'know, c-word thing :C

Mainly because you told me not to? And I didn't feel like opening that can of worms anyway

…His mom was nice to me too, but then again both she and Danny didn’t know I was half ghost, so that was fun.

If she knows about me, she'll be cool with you.

Even after the observatory thing?

Look- its fine. If we dont make it a big deal, they wont.

Sweet! I also wouldnt mind if you came along too...can you pass as human?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I can. And have before, such would not be am issue. I simply do not wish to impose-

Mainly because you told me not to? And I didn't feel like opening that can of worms anyway

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okay fair enough. :D

Eh, up to you. Wouldn't be "imposing" on me either way.

I think you should go Ambi. ^^

Are you sure? I know such worries you and I do not wish to make you worried.

I think it’d be better if I sat it out anyway, I’m sure you’d both be safe there, I mean they’re not the most competent of ghost hunters anyway.

No comment. But yeah, I'm sure mom would love to meet the partner of this brilliant scientist I just told her about

It’s been a few… uh, years since I had a family dinner anyway, if I need to keep my emotions in check maybe it’s best I stay elsewhere. Just keep me posted.

Will do

I can understand, but it would be nice to have you there. Perhaps at a later date?

yeah sure.

Lol

… Why is that funny?

Oh- no reason.

Mhm, right. Anyway, you guys have fun

I am sure we will. I can tell you about it afterwards if you wish.

yeah that’s fine

I am by no means un-armed, myself, Aether. I will ensure Ambi's safety.

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Alright alright, I get it haha I’m sure you guys will be fine

Yeah, they'll be fine. Moms gonna clear out her schedule so we can arrange this whenever.

I only need to be informed of the when. My schedule has freed up considerably and what projects I am working on currently occurs at my own pace, thus nothing would be interrupted.

[original post] finally figure out how change image

5:48 PM

image here see is one of my favorite knife :)

uuugugughhhhhhghhhhhh h

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump :O You okaaaaaay ??????

im fine just some faces i was hoping not to see at the boneyard

oh that old place? been a hot minute since ive been there. thats where johnny and kitty used to hang a lot

yeah im sure you miss bon huh

im fine just some faces i was hoping not to see at the boneyard

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I'm sorry D: ! I don't think I'm allowed in there on account of me being simultaneously 4 months old and 12 years old otherwise I'd go in and give you a hug or something to help you feel better.

8:48 PM

yeah im sure you miss bon huh

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Who's Bon? Are they nice?

I'm sorry D: ! I don't think I'm allowed in there on account of me being simultaneously 4 months old and 12 years old otherwise...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump he pick a fight with wulf and get upset when wulf get mad back

I'm sorry D: ! I don't think I'm allowed in there on account of me being simultaneously 4 months old and 12 years old otherwise...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump i think bon would like you. theyre the bartender here- bonfire.

8:49 PM

MAN. i aint mad about him being mad im mad about him being NOSY

must you

i dont think he even talking to you but sure keep argue him i love see people get hurt it will be fun see him maul you

i think bon would like you. theyre the bartender here- bonfire.

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump :O !!!! Maybe I should say hi sometime !!! Can you ask if kids are allowed inside if they don't get anything alcoholic to drink? Also does he have strawberry lemonade ??

can someone scruff him like a dog this is embarrassing to watch

judy.

as long as you arent drinking, bon doesnt like- care? not that i think babies should be going to a place like that anyway

Man i wondered why my spider senses were fucking tingling. Having a lovers tiff with your furry big guy?

as long as you arent drinking, bon doesnt like- care? not that i think babies should be going to a place like that anyway

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Okie dokie !!!! Maybe I'll pop in later just to say hi so I can meet him ! :D

can someone scruff him like a dog this is embarrassing to watch

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I mean, I could scruff him. It wouldn't be too hard...

I mean, I could scruff him. It wouldn't be too hard...

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump mind the spines.

I've grabbed worse. He has spines, I have claws. I mean I could knock him out and drag him by his leg.

cmon man dont talk about me like im not here

well if you knock him out give him a kick for me

Absolutely, after I finish my drink and make sure Wulf is okay. And also hi, I see you.

wulf gone crazy

9:11 PM

neferu try get me help him but he not listen to me

9:12 PM

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well thats not good

bullet fault

I get lost and end up here... can't be a cooincidence.

HELLO?

it usually is yeah

hey uhhhh hows it going

[Is Away]

I just got there and said hi to Bon but Neferu took me to Shania's. I hope Wulf'll be okay :C

is he not answering his phone Judy

SURE ISNT

I am going to shove Skulker in a fucking blender. Bullet got gutted. D- Doooooctor is checking on him. Wulf just took off. Specifically the one who got his Obsession overclocked.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TERRY GOT GUTTED

skulkr turnd hm into fish carnitas.

HELLO

I guess Bullet is a furry and there was some bad blood in there and they argued. Wulf relapsed and Skulker thought it would be helpful to gut someone instead of helping Wulf.

my head is in my hands. bullet caused shit with AN ALTERNATE WULF and then got GUTTED FOR IT?

9:46 PM

someone tell bon to hit him

prtty much.

rather him than me

sorry terry

ow.

WHY ARE YOU TEXTING jesus christ dude. Whats the address of this fucking bar i'm coming over

what else am i supposed to do you only need one hand to hold your guts in

The fact he is texting is good. For now. Nautical... I don't know your fucking name.

uuuh maybe focus on not bleeding out MORE?

yeah ill just tell all my blood to get back inside chop chop

terry youre a water core

and im stupid as fuck judy cmon now

Tenzac- and ill mks sure hs not totaly ded agan, mayb

yeah ill just tell all my blood to get back inside chop chop

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump D: OMG WTF ARE YOU OKAY ?????? WHAT HAPPENED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skulker happened

Seirei. Nice to meet you Tenzac.

Loony Skulker right ??? :'C Are you gonna be okay?? Do you want a hug later ??? (edited)

Seirei. Nice to meet you Tenzac.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump nic meting u 2. sory its for this mes. was hoping 4 fum, not, depression.

Loony Skulker right ??? :'C Are you gonna be okay?? Do you want a hug later ???

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump i always love hugs, button. also uh. hm.

10:01 PM

actually on second thought i shouldnt say anything

Okie dokie you don't have to say anything you don't want to! I'll go over to Judy's later and I'll bring those brownies you like!

nic meting u 2. sory its for this mes. was hoping 4 fum, not, depression.

@NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump I am sure we can fix that in a moment, I was trying to escape the depressing shit myself.

I am sure we can fix that in a moment, I was trying to escape the depressing shit myself.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump idk the vbs r kinda gros nuw. mght just go sit wit the tre at this pont.

youre always welcome

ur luky im nut in the mud 2 fght u rn.

Any word on the big guy?

I need someone to find Wulf. He took off running and I am in no state to keep up. Take him to the Keep if you can and I will try to see if I can help.

I will keep an eye out. What vague direction?

Ah... I don't know my cardinal directions. If you know which way the door to the Boneyard is facing, he ran away from that.

bout to get some dark magic performed on me

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump If you weren't super injured and stuff I'd be kinda jealous.

Oh please, it isn't dark.

I wanna get turned into like, a magical forest elf or something.

Ma Lumani, what are you doing?

Fixing a fish.

okay like. light grey?

I hope you're gonna be okay :C

aw thanks button. ill be fine this isnt the worst ive gotten lol

Pfft. Sure. Light grey.

aw thanks button. ill be fine this isnt the worst ive gotten lol

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump that's kinda fucked up :C

YEAH WELL, BLAME HARDY

WAIT DID MR. WALKER DO TO YOU ???? D:

.

10:29 PM

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT

lol

FUCKED UP !!!!!!!!!

So, what is my partner doing to you?

something fucked up feeling

Ah, medical attention. You will be fine.

10:41 PM

Not sure about her after...

Started a DM with @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy)

. . . I am concerned about my idiot.

I somehow am the most comfortable I have been in a while and also have a hangover. Which is a skill.

Heh

You are very cozy.

Hmm. Very comfy right now, myself.

Well, I am in no rush if you aren't... just ignore growling stomachs.

Heh. Probably should get some food...

Probably. But first.

️

This is an amazing feature.

Pft. Yeah, it is pretty fun, huh?

Just a bit. I think it makes a very cheerful addition. ✨

[original post] @Vlad_Masters (. @Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ] ) hey uh- is now a good time to stop by? A friend of lucy needed me to give her something (edited)

[original post] @Vlad_Masters (. @Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ] ) hey uh- is now a good time to stop by? A friend of lucy needed me to ...

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Of course, swing by any time.

Of course, swing by any time.

@Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump cool. ill be over soon. just gotta finish my first visit up rq

[original post] HEY URGENT FUCKING QUESTION. IS THERE SOMETHING AFTER THIS. CAN GHOSTS PASS ON. WTF.

i don't...know really? I always assumed this was like purgatory for you guys

ALSO IF NOT OR EVEN IF YES IS THERE LITERALLY ANY EXPLANATION FOR SOMEONE TURNING INTO MIST AND DISAPPEARING

It would seem logical that upon the completion of the purpose around which they became a ghost, that someone could... pass on. I do not know what may lie beyond, however, and I do not know if I will ever experience it.

MY KID SAYS THEIR FRIEND SAID HE HAD TO GO HOME AND THEN TURNED TO MIST AND DISAPPEARED IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF WE SHOULD HOLD A FUNERAL, LOOK FOR HIM, OR WHAT

Hmm... has this friend shown abilities to teleport previously? If not... was there something that happened that makes you think they passed?

NO AND I DONT KNOW HOW EXACTLY TO SUMMARIZE IT OTHER THAN DIRECTLY QUOTING PART OF MY KIDS EXPLANATION "HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO GO HOME TO HIS MOMMY AND DADDY BUT HE SAID HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY AND NOW HE'S GONE."

5:37 PM

THAT SPECIFIC BIT IS WHY I THOUGHT PASSING ON MAYBE

5:38 PM

MY KID IS FREAKING OUT SO I AM ASSUMING THIS IS NOT NORMAL IN GENERAL

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SN0W WATCHED SOMEONE ESSNETIALLY DOUBLE DIE-

YES HELP

OMW

I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND IVE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS BEFORE

Hm, yes, that does sound as if it may be so.

5:43 PM

My condolences. A candid conversation about the natural process of beginnings and endings may noy immediately soothe, but... it may help with processing context. Even if ghosts by their nature seem to escape death as the living think of it, it is natural that all things do end.

IF I AM RIGHT ABOUT WHO SN0W IS,, THEY ARE NOT UNFAMILIAR WITH LOSING PEOPLE THEY CARE FOR

That does not necessarily make it easier.

NO, IT DOES NOT, BUT THEY STILL KNOW WHAT DEATH IS, SO, THAT CONVERSATION MIGHT NOT NEED TO HAPPEN

Fair. It may still help to try and speak through how they feel, to identify and acknowledge the emotioms being felt.

OF COURSE, THANK YOU

5:55 PM

I PERSONALLY AM VERY APATHETIC WHEN IT COMES TO LOSS, SO I AM, QUITE FRANKLY, NOT TOO SURE WHAT TO DO. SO THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE

You're welcome. Sometimes, you can only be there, and meet others where they are at.

oh oof

5:59 PM

thats always rough

Well... this was certainly a topic to look in during... I hope those loss get as much comfort as they need

hey wtf

Who all was there when... such occurred...?

me, mavye obviously, snow, and Aether

Oh dear.... All I can ask is be there for each other as you can be.... I. I have a feeling Aether is likely not going to take it well, be gentle if you cross paths with him, but give him the time he needs... Not even I can approach him at this moment.

oh i see annoying ice whelp gone my condolences

Oh dear.... All I can ask is be there for each other as you can be.... I. I have a feeling Aether is likely not going to take it...

@AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump i promised the lil guy that i would deliver his goodbye letters to his friends before he went, so I'm doing that rn I'll check up on Aether when I'm done

I am sorry you all faced that so suddenly.

if you approach Aether please be careful. I do not wish to see either of you hurt.

im sure hes just being a little emo rn, its fine-

Uhm.

I. Do not know what emo is, but from what I recall, Aether handles grief in a manner that is best to allow him some time and space first.

you know him better than anybody else so ill trust your word

i send hope that the death beyond death is peaceful for the ice whelp

That... is a sweet sentiment.

i not know him well but he never seem happy when i see him so hope he happy wherever is now

Hi sorry I had a BIIIIIG homework assignment to work on and I haven't been able to get online for a bit :C Did something happen???

ice whelp gone

Klemper ???? D:

hes lucky

H o w ?!?!??!?!?! Did he get shattered or something ????? Who would wanna hurt him ????

no he go to death beyond death lucky whelp most of us never get that

What do you mean??? :o

cannot word good enough over internets

10:23 PM

cannot explain

Sometimes when a ghost finally fulfills their purpose or Obsession, they're able to pass over. I imagine this is different in every universe.

yes that

Sometimes when a ghost finally fulfills their purpose or Obsession, they're able to pass over. I imagine this is different in ev...

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Oh. I dunno how it works in my universe but I guess I'm kinda sad but happy for him at the same time.

Oh. I dunno how it works in my universe but I guess I'm kinda sad but happy for him at the same time.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump It's definitely something very bittersweet.

It's definitely something very bittersweet.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Yeah :C I hope he's happy now n stuff...

However you feel is perfectly valid... I've experienced it a lot.

Thank you Ms. Judy. <3

Hey Judy. How's the Filet-o-fish?

Still sleeping off morphine lol

someone please come pick up mushroom whelp from bar -_-

10:43 PM

boneyard bar not shanias

omfg dani

. . . If anything happens to her, I am putting you in the blender for real.

i dont want her someone come get her

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Also glad to hear Bullet is resting.

it is funny imgining bon bon interacting with a small child

I volunteer as tribute

i came here because this place more ok with me being me aka hunter who also hunt people

10:46 PM

bc is full of other weirdo mess up ghosts

10:46 PM

is no place for child

lmao i can make my way over. i dont think anyone will hurt baby though, theyre not that stupid

Tempting fate! Maybe you can bring her to the bar, slow night here

i am so concern

10:47 PM

yes take to shanias much better place for whelps

lmao.....okay okay

danis where

The dive bar.

the boneyard bar -_-

10:49 PM

i came here first time to put up sign for hitman business is place for thing like that not for child

CHRIST.

10:50 PM

...i cant remember if im banned there or not

come anyway haha

. . . A hitman business. I am going to ignore that because I am apparently not allowed to DO ANYTHING.

how else am i supposed get money huh

I don't know, fix computers or some shit.

that technus thing not mine

Eh, could be worse

Unfortunately I have a bias... now I am going to go back to trying to figure out how to sneak out of my bed.

Eh, could be worse

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump come hang out at bar with me! have not seen you since keep roof hell

come hang out at bar with me! have not seen you since keep roof hell

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump HMM yeah sure why not. i can freak bonfire out if i havent shown up yet in this timeline

neat

Have fun.

Alright im on this stupid app. Happy?

4

Yes <3

Good. I only do this shit for you, Judy.

because im small and cute? :

. Yes.

BONBON SIGHTED

Ooh, who's this?

Oh hey!

BONBON SIGHTED

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump And who is this? Let me guess- you got a croc- or is it a gator? I know the difference.

And who is this? Let me guess- you got a croc- or is it a gator? I know the difference.

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump >:)))) Its meeeeeee KEEL

Ooh, who's this?

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Our lovely boneyard bartender

Our lovely boneyard bartender

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I need to meet him properly soon~

Ah, the pirate gal. Riiiight.

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ive missed youuuu now i can bother you online too! >:)

Alright im on this stupid app. Happy?

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Hi mister. Sorry for being weird in the bar. I laid down on the floor for a while and had a snack and I am no longer ruminating on the horror that is my existence.

11:44 PM

Also ms. judy took me to a place that had a bunch of ghost puppies

That's all fine, sweetheart. We all have those days. Though I thought you didn't get to it until you hit your 21st birthday and realized you're going nowhere in life.

11:46 PM

ive missed youuuu now i can bother you online too! >:)

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump If you missed me so much get your salty seadog ass in here sometime

If you missed me so much get your salty seadog ass in here sometime

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump ive been VERY busy being SO handsome and TRAGICALLY ENAMOURED WITH THE SEA

That's all fine, sweetheart. We all have those days. Though I thought you didn't get to it until you hit your 21st birthday and ...

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I hit it at 16 hours old when I found out my creator saw me as disposable and was intending to let me die so he could replace me with a boy. Hold on I think I need to play with more puppies for a bit :C

... Crikey.

YEAH

11:49 PM

WELCOME TO THE MULTIVERSE. HER SHITTY CREATOR IS A VLAD

IF I WERE TO SEE THIS GUY, I'M KICKING HIM IN HIS EGG BASKET

Do you wanna see a picture of the ghost puppies? My favorite one has a little spot on his right eye.

I am in dire need of puppies

ive been VERY busy being SO handsome and TRAGICALLY ENAMOURED WITH THE SEA

@ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump

11:50 PM

IF I WERE TO SEE THIS GUY, I'M KICKING HIM IN HIS EGG BASKET

@Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) - jump Egg basket? That a new saying around here or were you dropped on your head as a kid?

[ Attached are several pictures of Very Cute and Very Excited ghost puppies including multiple of the one she mentioned. It looks like a fluffy dauchsund ]

Egg basket? That a new saying around here or were you dropped on your head as a kid?

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump It involved the despicable bunny; I'll tell you over a drink~

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11:52 PM

[ Attached are several pictures of Very Cute and Very Excited ghost puppies including multiple of the one she mentioned. It look...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump [emojis and icons full of hearts and sparkles]

Hm. Can you handle anything stronger than a bud light?

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I can handle abesthine

You bet your soul on that? I'll bring extra just for you

Sounds like a date, but more like a challenge

Hey Mister Bonbon do you wanna see my OC if you're not busy oUo !!!

What the heck is an OC?

It stands for original character! It's when you make up a guy and draw or write about them. Mine's an evil Dryad named Ephemera :D

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S BONFIRE

Oh. Sounds like some nerd stuff @ExcitableSwashbucklers into Ah if it ain't the "Master of Doohickeys and What's it's"

its true im into that nerd stuff

Oh. Sounds like some nerd stuff @ExcitableSwashbucklers into Ah if it ain't the "Master of Doohickeys and What's it's"

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WHAT IS UP MY MAIN MAN IS THE BAR STILL STANDING

12:01 AM

THERE ARE FOUR OF US NOW, BON BON BON

Oh. Sounds like some nerd stuff @ExcitableSwashbucklers into Ah if it ain't the "Master of Doohickeys and What's it's"

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump It's rather fun! And good for storytelling

12:01 AM

THERE ARE FOUR OF US NOW, BON BON BON

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump ah yes, the shouting of Techni

WHAT IS UP MY MAIN MAN IS THE BAR STILL STANDING

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Just barely. Also the bloody hell you mean 4 of you? I hated the 1 you plenty.

Nerd stuff is fun sometimes. Also Techbus while you're here my universe's Technus kicked open the fenton portal and yelled, "HERE COME DAT BOI - OH SHIT WHADDUP" the other day and he wouldn't explain what that meant. Is that a thing he just made up like Homestuck and Harambe or is it a real thing?"

Just barely. Also the bloody hell you mean 4 of you? I hated the 1 you plenty.

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump WE ARE ALL TOGETHER <3

12:03 AM

Nerd stuff is fun sometimes. Also Techbus while you're here my universe's Technus kicked open the fenton portal and yelled, "H...

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump . . . . .. HOMESTUCK AND HARAMBE ARE REAL, DANI .

He's senile don't listen to his bull honkey

Just barely. Also the bloody hell you mean 4 of you? I hated the 1 you plenty.

@Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) - jump RUDE TO ME

MEAN TO ME???

. . . . .. HOMESTUCK AND HARAMBE ARE REAL, DANI .

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Are you suuuuuurrrreeee ?????? I keep looking em up but nothing comes up. Anyway! Where did oh shit whaddup come from.

Are you suuuuuurrrreeee ?????? I keep looking em up but nothing comes up. Anyway! Where did oh shit whaddup come from.

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump DANI. YOU ARE OVER TWO DECADES BEHIND ME.

12:04 AM

DANI. YOU ARE OVER TWO DECADES BEHIND ME.

@TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump So I'm gonna understand what a Harambe is at some point maybe ????

you still never explained how you can see shit from the future

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump I AM TECHNUS, MASTER OF TECHNOLOGY. WHY WOULD THE TIMESTREAM CONSTRAIN ME?

12:06 AM

So I'm gonna understand what a Harambe is at some point maybe ????

@Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) - jump YES.

Okay. Also I like the little frog guy c:

Hang on there are people here discussing stuff about making out with themselves I gotta go take my 15 minute break

5

yeah get used to that

Have a nice break.

One of them is Skulker so...

[Started a DM with ChaoticCoffeeCat @'Bosun Moon 🌙 ]

[started a DM with ChaoticCoffeeCat @'Bosun Moon 🌙 ]

Forestfairyunicorn started a thread. 6/5/2024 9:58 AM

Is anyone interested in kidnapping a dragon? /hj

Why?

Because the Yetis think I am going to rattle apart like an old car.

You look like you will.

I am guessing it is an ailment they can do little to relieve but still fret over?

Ritual breaking of a soul or core is a bit difficult to fix. Else I would have figured it out ages ago.

That sounds like a very complicated matter. I am sorry it is one that you must navigate.

I'll live... well whatever approximation of living I am currently doing. I'm still kicking.

11:07 AM

Which kicking is what I would like to do. But something something overexertion and getting dunked.

You can kick things later.

I hope you can hear me grumbling.

I can. And let's keep you around for me to be able to hear your grumbling.

You aren't allowed to scold anyone for doing too much if you're turning your core into a junker

She's very stubborn about getting rest.

Dan, my core has been like this since I was a tiny kid. It was already a junker.

Do you realize how that doesn't make the case you're trying to make

Yeah, yeah I get it. Not used to having everyone and their cousin fuss at me.

12:31 PM

But if I haven't fallen apart before, I don't think I am about to fall apart now. But I will grumble I guess. Would be easier if I had something to read...

I'm sure you could ask for something to be brought from the library. You know... just have a hunch someone would bring you something.

Yes because asking people to do things for me doesn't make me feel any worse about not being able to do it myself.

Oh my god aren't you like a million years old.....are you telling me even old people havent gotten therapy yet

I can have a look if you'd like?

I am only a little over a thousand! And sorry, I didn’t have time for therapy, nor access. I can't walk into a human owned office and unload centuries of shit on them.

12:36 PM

A look at what, dear?

In the library.

Oh... yeah. I was kind of hoping that if the old asshole who had the Keep before had Fire Water, maybe he would have books from home.

12:40 PM

I will try to keep the attempts of escape and grumbling to a minimum, kiddo. Sorry I am being particularly sour.

I'm pretty sure if you were just to do some casual searching of the library for some old books, especially if you accepted help with carrying them, that the yetis would allow you to go do that after you're not actively falling over.

I think they are concerned I would go off and somehow find someone in a crisis. Again. I went to the bar to avoid that, honestly...

Can't say I blame you, honestly. I know how you feel

lmao..........I mean with your track record..........

Hey, the crisis managed to find me this time. I was drinking before Skulker gutted Bullet and Wulf's Obsession went AAA

i gut bullet for good reason other day you say i not try help wulf that not true

Your version of 'helping' was gutting someone while Wulf was attacking.

gutting a guy during a crisis isn't helpful you nutcase

i try to talk wulf down -_-

12:52 PM

you not pay attention

12:53 PM

then when talk wulf down not work i go for revenge instead of help it simple

I don't think there's any getting through to him when he's gone nuts like that

I was paying attention. I was watching you two talk. I am... Fucking revenge on the wrong person because the GIW fucked with Wulf. Bullet just happened to be an asshole.

bullet made wulf relapse

Should have shoved you in the fucking blender and turned you into a salty crying margarita.

I am deeply concerned about him if this is going to be a reoccurring issue.

Honestly, a lot of things could have caused a relapse. From my understanding of the research, fresh clean ectoplasm should flush whatever they did out.

12:55 PM

I pushed as much clean energy in as I could when we found him.

is he ok

He is better. Exhausted and off. Not cored or faded Yetis are keeping an eye on him.

ok good am concern for him

Me too, and that is why the Yetis aren't letting me near the rest of the ghosts who have come from the facility.

12:58 PM

At least the numbers of those who have faded have mostly stopped growing.

. . . Do you think boyking and/or the yetis would be mad if I came over to bother you

I am pretty sure as long as you don't actively harm the other patients, the Yetis won't care. I don't know about Phantom... Or Samhain.

I'll be suuuuch a good boy I'll be sooooooo cute and innocent

I mean you got the cute part down. Might need to work on the innocent part.

I can do some KICKING puppy dog eyes

I absolutely want to see that. Might have to get down to my height so I can fully appreciate them.

lmao yeah thats true huh. they work less effectively unless you think of me as like a great dane puppy

Hah, good thing I like big dogs then. Come and bother me if you want. Join the fussing crowd. They resorted to posting a Yeti by me to prevent escape.

tell the yeti the giant terrifying man means no harm this time around

...

Hah, well at least there are no mountains to dramatically knock me down.

1:27 PM

Ah... shit right. Are you going to be okay, Samhain?

I'll be fine.

Wow, that is a lot of flirting.

I am fairly certain he doesn't like me like that. His preferences are very blue and purple.

One can have multiple preferences.

Goddammit don't start

I'd ship it

@ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) - jump what that mean

. . . What

.

My thoughts exactly.

PLEASE.

Watching you flirt with anybody is painful

what does ship it mean

We're not getting into that.

i want know

IM NOT FLIRTING!!!!!

1:54 PM

its short for relationship

ok what it mean in context

You see two people together and you think "Oh they would make SUCH a cute couple", because people are insane like that.

oh ok

and everyone here is insane

hence shipping.

1:59 PM

I'm chronically bored and traumatized. Let me have my fun when i can.

"Shipping" has done nothing but caused me grief and pain.

lol

Don't you have a watch to make out with?

hypocrite whelp lol

HELLO?

you say ship do nothing but cause you grief and pain then you say the thing

2:07 PM

about the watch which seem like ship to me

2:07 PM

could be wrong

2:07 PM

am not well verse modern slang

That was me making fun of Dan for getting it on with Clockwork, which is a fact I still HATE by the way.

oh

But yeah, they are a NOTP for me. ... SIGH. OTP stands for One True Pair. So a NOTP is like, a play on that word. I hate that I even know these words...

. . . Thanks for that vote.

2:09 PM

Because I have never had people tell me their personal opinions on my romantic lofe before.

HELLO

2:09 PM

But yeah, they are a NOTP for me. ... SIGH. OTP stands for One True Pair. So a NOTP is like, a play on that word. I hate that I ...

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump please stop talking to tucker please

I wish I could sometimes

Dan, I am not trying to date you. I am aware of the lack of interest and I genuinely appreciate the friendship.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump I AM ALSO NOT TRYING TO DATE YOU.

oh do please continue. This is amusing. I need the distraction

However if you would like to kill me so I don't have to read this, please do. /jk

look danny our mixed track record with dating friends ASIDE-

people so quick assume romance huh

look danny our mixed track record with dating friends ASIDE-

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Core yourself? Please?

Like, yes I find you attractive, but I can not persue that.

you very straight forward huh librarian

It reduces confusion.

its admirable trait

Core yourself? Please?

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump IVE TRIED!!!!!

IVE TRIED!!!!!

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump dan WHAT

Try HARDER

i am incredible concern

Do not core yourself. I like your existence.

dan WHAT

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump remember who i am and how i came into being skulk

remember who i am and how i came into being skulk

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump yes but that not make me less concern omg

i havent tried RECENTLY

please continue existence i like have platonic friend who is ok with me being me (edited)

2:15 PM

ok

2:15 PM

good

Another reason not to turn you into a margarita then, I suppose.

if you do at least put some of that cool spicy salt on the rim

Another reason not to turn you into a margarita then, I suppose.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump i could kill you before you even could touch me

Shania might have some of that salt stuff

He was crying enough to salt the drink itself last I saw. And Skulker, you could fucking try it, but worse than you have tried.

dan am sorry but may have to kill librarian if try harm me

2:18 PM

He was crying enough to salt the drink itself last I saw. And Skulker, you could fucking try it, but worse than you have tried.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump was not

can you guys not kill each other and at least keep it at the "wacky hijinks" level

For you, I will maintain not murdering.

finneee

.... i cant believe i just told people NOT to kill each other

2:21 PM

see danny im fixe

.... i cant believe i just told people NOT to kill each other

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump i know one time i had tell someone not kill someone else it felt so weird

see danny im fixe

@Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump Mhm.

Mhm.

@Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) - jump im soooo normal can you tell Jazz that

I can try, no promises though

if she starts psychoanalyzing me just tell her im friends with skulker im pretty sure thatll make her brain fizzle a bit

Haha

i cant tell if that insult or compliment or what

affectionate ribbing

ok

I'm sure she'd love to crack open your skull and poke around for a few hours

If she ever tries I'm telling her all about us.

Jesus. Then she'll need her own therapist

pfft. like she doesnt already lbh

No, she absolutely does.

cmon danny this isnt even me being mean.

Therapists need therapists

Yeah yeah, whatever.

[original post] just had fire extinguisher pointed at me in cafe bc my hair react while mind my own business have conversation with friend mayve come back and someone take bread boy please also is possible to sue for core base discrimination that a joke by the way i do not trust the law

5:41 PM

he genuine threaten us with extinguish because i react in normal fire core way

Wait what happened?

5:57 PM

Who is bread boy?

poise

5:57 PM

he threaten to extinguish me bc my flames flare up in public

5:57 PM

i am not in control of that

Install a dial like a gas stove to lower your hair. /hj

A man threatened to use an extinguisher on Lasa because he had become flustered and his hair flared, which in my opinion is a rather bigoted response.

hi im lasa btw

wow poise is coreist? smh

Ugh… Why is Poise working at the café? The café can function on its own?

wow poise is coreist? smh

@xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) - jump Apparently he is. I am tempted to return to the café and turn his spine into a step-stool for one of my fosters.

i mean. cant think of anyone who would stop you tbh

I suppose if it helps I could go there to help out instead. I can't sit and do nothing much longer. I might go nuts or drive Gerry nuts.

Excuse my living ignorance please, but was it specifically because of the fire flaring? Is it different from simply threatening to shoot someone?

it basically equivalent of threat to harm someone because they blush

I suppose if it helps I could go there to help out instead. I can't sit and do nothing much longer. I might go nuts or drive Ge...

@Sunset_Orchids Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump Lasa and I have already left the establishment, but you are free to go to the café

Lasa knows why I am at the bar.

for safety yes

I can't just sit around here forever. I need to do something useful. I am sure I will be fine at the cafe with the mirror right there

ok if you can mirror then yes go for it

Great. Have fun with your friend.

yell at poise for me if can

it basically equivalent of threat to harm someone because they blush

@@apexpredator (@capnport) - jump Mhm. Skulker... I mean this with fondness, but you do threaten to shoot people over a lot of things, yourself. Knowing how... enthusiastic I have seen the Skulkers and Techni being with your PDA at the cafe, without further context I would guess it was more about discouraging PDA than that it was specifically because of your flames.

Mhm. Skulker... I mean this with fondness, but you do threaten to shoot people over a lot of things, yourself. Knowing how.....

@Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump i was not do anything i literally just sat there

I will talk to Poise.

ghost being hostile to visible fire core ghost is common so excuse if not convince he in the right

Ahh, I see. Well, that is unfortunate, then, and I am sorry that happened.

Just heard the news myself.

7:02 PM

I know my shit shack doesn't have the best reputation, but if anybody wanders here being a bigot I swear I will not hesitate to beat you to a pulp myself.

why does he keep doing this shit

7:02 PM

it is like he wants people to be annoyed and hate him on purpose

yeah he tends to flirt with people even when its clear they arent interested. he hit on me when i was wasted once right after i jokingly compared him to a dad

HE HITS ON EVERYONE EXCEPT ME AND I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD BE OFFENDED OR GRATEFUL

one time I was fucking black out drunk and he offered to take me to bed. Promised he "wouldn't do anything" like bro how creepy is that

WHAT

GIRL WHAT

yeah man it was uuuh when I'd faked that contract for Walker I felt guilty so I was drinking reeeal heavy. Why would you say that. That's so suspicious right, who says "don't worry I won't do anything"

I MEAN TO BE FAIR

7:08 PM

I HAVE SAID SOME WEIRD SHIT IN MY TIME.

yeah but nothing that implies. Whatever he was obviously thinking.

FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN HE APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOME INCREDIBLY FUCKED UP STUFF THAT MESSED WITH HIS HEAD

7:10 PM

HOWEVER THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR BEING A BIGOT (ALSO SINCE WHEN WAS GHOST-SPECIFIC BIGOTRY A THING HAVE I BEEN OUT OF THE LOOP) AND I WILL ELECTROCUTE HIM IF HE IS BIGOTED AGAIN

also isnt an excuse for him to be a creep. he likes to use the word 'consent' a lot but that doesnt automatically clear him of weird behavior

YES EXPLANATION IS NOT EXCUSE FOR ANYTHING.

I felt threatened

yeah bullet but gay people scare you anyway

BOO.

Ben do you scream when you look in the mirror

oh fuck off

LOL

LMAO

Which Bullet are you. I have lost track which one I put together and which one scooped me up like a fairy tale princess.

I'm prince charming

the other ones the idiot who picked a fight with a werewolf.

yeah that's the idiot who couldn't confess for fifteen decades

yeah thats the idiot that's dating WALKER so

hardy is a perfectly normal person

HARDY IS THE BEST WALKER BUT THAT IS REALLY NOT A HIGH BAR TO CLEAR

no. no it is not

your taste in men is abysmal

HE SUCKS BECAUSE HE IS A COP. BUT HE DOES NOT SUCK FOR ANY OTHER REASONS. SO I GUESS HE'S OKAY

7:43 PM

CONGRATULATIONS. NOT AS BAD AS HE COULD HAVE BEEN.

Eh, Hardy really isn't that bad. For a cop at least. Anyway, thank you Prince Bullet for your help. Even if I am a grumpy bitch.

your taste in men is abysmal

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump i do not want to hear that from you

I wonder if I could bug the yetis for popcorn for this.

don't mention it. I'm still around if you need me

also screw off man you can talk shit about me all you like but leave Beau out of it.

don't mention it. I'm still around if you need me

also screw off man you can talk shit about me all you like but leave Beau o...

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump Oh dont worry! Beau is VERY high taste and I am not kidding

You're sweet. Sounds like Beau is very lucky to have you.

7:50 PM

And you must be the one I knit back together. How are you holding up?

Oh dont worry! Beau is VERY high taste and I am not kidding

@Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump I've got my eye on you

thanks. He IS lucky ,- )

You're sweet. Sounds like Beau is very lucky to have you.

@Star_Librarian Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) - [jump im dead!

7:51 PM

I've got my eye on you

thanks. He IS lucky ,- )

@DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) - jump im judging you for things technus has said-

Ah so normal state of being, good to know.

don't listen to nic he's crazy

I know things

you should tell me more things!

NO???

do you want the full list

yes

slide into my dms

DO NOT

brb gonna get LORE

Color me curious.

group DM so he cannot deny it ;- )

TECHNUS

okay hi. I imagine some of you are probably wondering where the hell Randy Walker poofed off to while in the middle of kicking his ass.

yuz plz.

WAIT HE DISAPPEARED???

poof into smoke

OH THAT BASTARD OF COURSE THAT HAPPENED

we were gunna try 2 hunt hm diwn but mummy culdt travk him.

Long and short of it is he's currently under the juristiction of Hardison and his Bullet. He's not getting off the hook though, trust me.

PLEASE LET ME AND SKULKER KILL HIM :3

dmn. Well that's srsly anticlimactic. First i get fght blvked by a fuckng pocket knife nuw this.

No killing for right now. WHo's to say for the future though!

hmmm. Fne. 4 now, but if he goes after those kids again I'm not holding back.

trust me, he's on thin fucking ice

This is the one that was trying to hunt down the Sidneys and Aether, correct?

probably. the racist.

WHICH IS WHY ME AND MY SKULKER SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL HIM.

What is with you wanting to kill people?

I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY KILLED ANYONE I HONESTLY DONT THINK I COULD BUT

9:32 PM

I WANT TO.

you always say that tech but what about us innocent and incredibly violent poc huh. what if i want to kill him

ESPECIALLY A RACIST.

9:32 PM

you always say that tech but what about us innocent and incredibly violent poc huh. what if i want to kill him

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) - jump YOU SHOULD KILL HIM TOO

9:32 PM

YOU CAN HAVE FIRST DIBS ACTUALLY

true

9:32 PM

i still think hardy should get first dibs SPECIFICALLY for trauma. or benoit. whatever would traumatize the man the most.

What is with you wanting to kill people?

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump I am convinced that they think murder is the only solution.

So when you say kill, do you mean End kill, or Coring kill?

I HAVE THREATENED TO KILL 3 PEOPLE EVER

Hmmm. Do what you will, I have no qualms regarding it. I simply wish to see those that I care about remain safe. I will do what I must to do so.

AS FAR AS I CAN REMEMBER

9:33 PM

AND I HAVE NOT KILLED ANY OF THEM

9:34 PM

So when you say kill, do you mean End kill, or Coring kill?

@Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) - jump WELL IT DEPENDS ON THE PERSON AND IM NOT SURE WITH THIS GUY

9:34 PM

I JUST REALLY FUCKING HATE RACISTS

You know what, fair. And racist cops are even worse

YES

yeah forreal

... Mood.

hey guys whos from benoits universe

10:28 PM

have a question

WHO TF IS HE

pathetic bullet

THEYRE ALL PATHETIC BE MORE SPECIFIC

so true. whoevers in racist walkers universe

@xXBingle_BongleXx

DM with Open_Book and Sunset_Orchids

@ArmouredGCG

10:31 PM

NICKY. OTHER SKULKER. JUDY NEEDS HELP

SORRY I WAS NAPPING

10:36 PM

WHATS UP

JUDY HAS A QUESTION

ALSO THE SKULKERS ARE BEING GAY AT THE BAR

hey so what are core bonds like in your verse

Oh boy-

10:37 PM

Can I. Know why you are asking?

UHHHHH you know what I'm gonna go into DMs is that cool

Absolutely that is cool

DM With xXBingle_BongleXx

Dani and Crimson DMS (I'm sure we already have a thread but I cannot find it)

[Original post] I NEEND TONKNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE ON WHISPRR THAT CAN GET FRUNK FEEL ABOUT BATHING IN YOUR CLOTHESS [Under the caption is a selfie of himself with his bottle of battery acid while he's in a bath, fully clothed]

i mean. why.

WHY NOT

1:24 AM

I AM CLEAANING ME AND MY CLOTHES

I THINK IT IS CUTE :3

YIPPEE :D

i du that but in the ocen.

1:26 AM

its eazir that way.

I DNOO NOT HAVE AN OCEAN :(

u can come use mine.

OHH SNSHIT?

wtr is rlly nice tonight 2. Good view of strs 2.

I WIHS I COULD SSEE THE OCEAN AGAIN :(

cant u come ovr 2 the human side?

1:32 AM

the islnd im on is p chil wit ghosts n spirits. Ppl here dunt mind us.

AMITY ISS IN ILLLLINOIS

1:34 AM

WHICCH IS NOT CLOSE TOT THE OCEASN AT ALL :(

THERE ARE SOME PORTALS TO THE HUMAN WORLD CLOSER TO THE OCEAN BUT OTHER PLACES DON'T SEEM TO BE AS CHILL WITH GHOSTS.

tru. U culd always come dwn here and visit. Ez to get 2 frm shanias.

REALYL?

beimg ded srs rn.

MAN,, MAYUE I SHOULD

1:41 AM

IA AM ALSO A 7'11" FURRYYY THOGH

im a walkng fsh man. Guy is a litrl skelton. Ull b fine.

1:43 AM

sum of the kidz her can do magic. Thres a warlck that coms 2 terrorize every1 like 1nce a week. We kick hiz ass. Ppl are used to it here.

OHSF SHTI?

THAT SOUNDS FAR OUT

com by 1 night and just relax. Ill tlk 2 guy n c abut havimg a party 4 u all 2 come to az well.

I AM PRETTY SURE I AM STILL NOT SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE HUMAN WORLD BECAUSE SOME DANGER OR SOMETHING BUT

1:45 AM

FUCK IT

FCUCK IT WE BASLLL

FUCK IT WE BALL. WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

fuc it we bal. Juzt leme knuw when u wanna come by so i can giv u gud directns.

I WIWILL!!

awesum

That all sounds amazing.

[original post] [A picture of Poise webbed against the wall.] bastard wretch (edited)

get his ass!

not going to core him because i have a headache and there is a young child here

get his ass skulker xoxoo

Well, that’s one way to use a net.

5:18 PM

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) Well, that’s one way to use a net.

[fun-cool-technus-game.exe]

... who is this

PLAY MY GAME WEIRDO

5:19 PM

[It's a trojan virus.]

I prefer not to click weird ads, but the offer was tempting.

DO IT YOU'LL LOVE IT

5:19 PM

I CAN EVEN PERSONALIZE IT FOR YOU IF YOU WANT

Hi Freakshow

.

[circusgame.exe] HERE YOU LIKE CIRCUSES RIGHT [The virus in this "game" makes the computer show a slideshow of stock images of clowns. It makes your computer unable to do anything else ever other than look at this clown slideshow.]

I see my stage presence is far too large to hide behind an online persona, not that I was trying to hide.

[It also plays Rise Of The Gladiators from the computer's speakers.]

I’m not clicking that you dolt.

ITS CIRCUS GAME DOT EXE

CLICK IT LOSER

PLAY MY CIRCUS GAME MIND CONTROL BOY

PLAY THE GAME AUTONOMY VIOLATOR

How'd you get on the ghost social media?

I have my ways.

PLAY THE GAME BITCH

I have no intentions on controlling any of you, that one incident happened because I was driven to it, I just wanted my coffee.

PLAY MY CIRCUS GAME OR I WILL GO INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND INSTALL IT MYSELF WITHOUT HAVING EYES

I don’t have a computer.

PHONE THE

5:25 PM

THEN

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU USING WHISPRR

WHERES YOUR WIFE IM TATTLING

. . .

OH ARE WE BULLYING THE SLAVERY CLOWN? EXCELLENT.

What the fuck are you doing here?

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) Well, that’s one way to use a net.

Ew. Freakshow :C

Valerie i see you whatever you are thinking girl do not

You're not my dad

SLAVERY CLOWN GO FUCK OFF TO ALBERTA, YOU WILL BE MUCH MORE APPRECIATED THERE

I’m using my phone, I do love my ectoranium green phone case though, it’s rather slimming. I’m not on here to enslave any of you, you ghosts are so one note.

Yeah and you are bald, so

SLAVERY CLOWN

Mhm. Yes, do carry on.

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) I have no intentions on controlling any of you, that one incident happened because I was driven to it, I just wanted my coffee.

Ew. Ew. Ew. EW. Hate you and I think you suck. >:c !!!!!!

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) I’m using my phone, I do love my ectoranium green phone case though, it’s rather slimming. I’m not on here to enslave any of you...

Oh, I know you do more than enslavement.

WAIT YOURE PROBABLY NOT MY FREDDIE. WHAT A SHAME. HES SO EASY TO BULLY

5:29 PM

I AM CALLING LYDIA AND I AM TELLING HER THAT SOMEHOW HER LOSER TWINK HUSBAND IS MORALLY BETTER THAN OTHERS

CAN SOMEONE BAN THE SLAVERY CLOWN

sigh Ghosts reduced to nothing but internet trolls, how the mighty have fallen.

I dunno what it means cuz I think my Technus made it up but L plus Ratio plus You're Ugly.

I have broken no rules, I hold no bannable offences.

Get his ass Dani

ACTUALLY THIS IS MEAN.

5:30 PM

TO CLOWNS.

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) I have broken no rules, I hold no bannable offences.

YOU LITERALLY ENSLAVE PEOPLE

Thanks Valerie! I'm getting his smelly ugly rancid decrepit and terrible butt! I hope you fall in a ravine and explode.

I do like this one’s spirit.

>:c !!! How do I make a middle finger emoticon?

[A picture of Brainiac Technus with his shades flipped up, dark holes beneath with wires sprouting from them.] ME ON MY WAY TO KILL YOU DEAD

5:33 PM

[He's not on his way anywhere.]

4

5:34 PM

lik that i thnk

I don't have the little picture things :C

This is all rather charming, and here I was hoping to share the news that my circus was reopening later in the summer. Oh well.

NO ONE LIKES YOUR SLAVERY CIRCUS BITCHBOY

Is it? And where would you be performing first?

KEEPING SLAVES IS ILLEGAL FUCKFACE. OR IT SHOULD BE

YOUR CIRCUS SUCKS AND I HATE IT AND YOU

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) This is all rather charming, and here I was hoping to share the news that my circus was reopening later in the summer. Oh well.

I would love to get a front row ticket.

Valerie..

.

Reply to: @RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I would love to get a front row ticket.

YOU WANT TO GO TO THE SLAVERY CIRCUS?

5:36 PM

THE CIRCUS WITH SLAVES???????

DO NOT GO TO THE SLAVERY CIRCUS??????

I think she's gonna kill Freakshow.

WE ARENT BEING CUTE VAL

She's gonna beat the tar out of him

VALERIE GRAY IF YOU GET ENSLAVED AGAIN I AM TELING YOU I TOLD YOU SO

Wait what happened to Valerie ???? D:

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) This is all rather charming, and here I was hoping to share the news that my circus was reopening later in the summer. Oh well.

Is it.

I think you’re all being very cute, however hearing that someone’s taken the centre ring on mind control on another human is… intriguing. (edited)

Everybody shut the fuck up you are giving him ideas

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) I think you’re all being very cute, however hearing that someone’s taken the centre ring on mind control on another human is… in...

>:C !!!!!! IM ANGRY I'M NOT CUTE RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[circusgame.exe]

((ooc: alas, she was being cute right now due to being an actual child))

5:42 PM

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) I think you’re all being very cute, however hearing that someone’s taken the centre ring on mind control on another human is… in...

I AM HITTING YOU WITH SLEDGE HAMMERS REALLY HARD IN THE FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:CCCCCCCCCC

[lots of typing but no actual messages because he's too angry and upset to word well enough to deem it post-worthy]

5

I personally feel you all deserve a free show after all the turmoil you appear to be going through, I promise you an evening of pure entertainment that will surely put all of your minds at ease.

YEAH BY ENSLAVING US. BITCH. DIE

5:45 PM

I WILL PERSONALLY PULL YOU INSIDE A COMPUTER AND WATCH THE ANGLES CUT INTO YOUR BRAIN AND LEAVE YOU UNABLE TO THINK.

Ew. No.

Hm, I suppose I could have worded that better. I guarantee there will be no mind control shenanigans.

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) I personally feel you all deserve a free show after all the turmoil you appear to be going through, I promise you an evening of ...

If I see you in person, I will End you.

jsus fuck whats happenign

I am unsure, everyone is so quick to violence.

FREAKSHOW IS A BITCH, THAT IS WHAT

WE DONT LIKE SLAVERY.

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) I personally feel you all deserve a free show after all the turmoil you appear to be going through, I promise you an evening of ...

No you suck.

Oh, gross.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) jsus fuck whats happenign

Freakshow sucks and he was REALLY fucked up to my family.

5:48 PM

I mean Danny's family.

Cirque des Morts KEEPS SLAVES.

i was hoping to see this circus for myself. I have heard rumors regarding it but i have yet to see it myself.

Apparently a ringleader can’t serve his time and learn from his mistakes… I do not own slaves! I’ll have you know all my performers are, in fact, human.”

OH

5:49 PM

OKAY GOOD

5:49 PM

I WILL NOT SEND YOU TO CYBERSPACE HELL THEN

5:49 PM

BUT IF YOU ARE LYING

5:49 PM

INTO THE COMPUTER YOU GO

is that the fucking clown gyu? honka honka?

Even if you have non slave human employees I still think you suck and should explode painfully.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) is that the fucking clown gyu? honka honka?

YES IT IS

Yes, yes, violent thoughts etc. Please get a new act, all of you.

I think he's learned his lesson. Can't wait to see the show

REALLY excited

Please don't tell me he played a ukulele...

????????? Valerie are you okay??? You realize he like, tried to kill Danny's parents like a total insane jerk right???

DID HE NOT TRY TO KILL THE GOTH GIRL?

IS SHE BEING ACTIVELY MIND CONTROLLED RIGHT NOW

Hi what the Fuck- who let this fool in here?

DANNY KILL HIM!!!!!!!!

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She is not do not worry

>:C !!! SET HIS UGLY BONES ON FIRE FOR BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT !!!!!

I am not mind controlling anyone, how many times do I have to say it? I had no intentions of controlling anyone until that one ghost went to attack me. Everything that happened after was not my fault.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) ????????? Valerie are you okay??? You realize he like, tried to kill Danny's parents like a total insane jerk right???

[typing something that isn't sent]

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5:54 PM

[PhantomFlame is offline]

[ Nice selfie of him.. Val in the background looking like a maniac texting.. oh she's going to kill him. ] We are training : )

5:54 PM

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) I am not mind controlling anyone, how many times do I have to say it? I had no intentions of controlling anyone until that one g...

Hi hello that was me : )

Oh boo hoo, bobo the clown got his feelings hurt Have you considered there's a reason people don't like or trust you?

You're not dense Freddie. You must understand why the reaction is so strong. You're a major threat to all ghosts and your track record is abysmal.

WHAT THEY SAID!!!!!!!

Of course that was you, I must apologise for making you an involuntary participant, I needed someone to give me the chance to leave. I didn’t get to finish my coffee either. I’m aware of such things, I am trying to prove that I am a mostly rehabilitated member of… well not society, that would be going too far. Let’s just say my ghost envy wont be a problem anymore.

u got clowns at ths crcus?

Me when Society—

Of course, there are clowns, trapeze artists, freaks galore. Human freaks.

Boo hoo your coffee.. oh how i mourn for your coffee.. tragic.

You shouldn't call people freaks you fascist.

Oh so now he's excluding ghosts from his act

sounds RACIST to me

Can you people go one minute without shit stirring

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Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) You shouldn't call people freaks you fascist.

I think it is a term of endearment Dani he is a goth

If he didn't want us to stir anything, he shouldn't have brought the damn pot!

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Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I think it is a term of endearment Dani he is a goth

...okay yeah probably but he's still a fasciat and ugly.

Anh SPOON!!!!!

Yes and the spoon

Hi Lucy

️

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) Of course that was you, I must apologise for making you an involuntary participant, I needed someone to give me the chance to le...

It would be easier to trust if you didn't have tools to control others.

Honestly, I am only refraining from ghosts as per my given restrictions. I love ghosts and wish they could return to my show, but the freedom when it comes to my show is now limited.

LMAO ARE YOU ON PROBATION?

Oh my god he is on ghost-bail

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) It would be easier to trust if you didn't have tools to control others.

The shards I have are strictly mementos, I was not aware that they worked until I used them back in the cafe

Bullshit

ME WHEN I LIE

WELL GHOSTS HATE YOU ! I'M ONLY HALF GHOST AND I THINK YOU SUCK.

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) The shards I have are strictly mementos, I was not aware that they worked until I used them back in the cafe

Yeah very difficult to believe that.

Believe what you want, it doesn’t matter.

It does because people were hurt. And knowing your reputation you purposefully walked into a place with tools that can cause harm.

6:06 PM

Your actions speak louder.

I walked into a cafe to purchase a coffee, there happened to be ghosts inside.

Then you walk out. The whole place is in the fucking realms.

Yeah, it was a ghost cafe you Ringling Dingaling (edited)

Earth has a billion coffee shops. Maybe Corporate is more your speed

Its a fucking ghost cafe dipshit

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I was in the human realm one moment, walked into a coffee shop, then I was there. Honestly, I doubt I’m the first human to stumble upon such a thing

Don't tell my Danny's parents I used bad words on here :c

Dani, I love you. Your secret is safe with me.

6:09 PM

Swear all you want.

I love you too. Freakshow you're still a fucking idiot though.

You however, Giggles the Mime Reject. Plenty of humans are, but my understanding is you have a history. You are a moron, but you clearly aren't stupid.

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) I was in the human realm one moment, walked into a coffee shop, then I was there. Honestly, I doubt I’m the first human to stumb...

Likely the first to be carrying shards of a mind-controlling artifact, though. Let alone use them, which... I am sure you can appreciate why that would not endear anyone toward you.

I grow tired of these repeat performances, I do not care about what any of you ghosts think of me. I’m confused as to where I am for a start and even my performers are confused as to how we wound up in Amity. We were in France!

Hm.

France? Any chance you wandered through a portal or worm hole or something?

WORM

As I said before, I went to get a coffee and then I was in that cafe.

...I still don't like you but that is weird and a little concerning....

My human dad said he wandered into the cafe through our kitchen or whatever...maybe it's something like that?

So I am not the only one who performed such a feat? Yet you all doubt me? -_- Anyway, I must go practice for rehearsal.

You make it sound like it was intentional by calling it a "feat"

6:17 PM

But yeah, go back to your little theater practice or whatever

I do not doubt you randomly teleported in. I doubt you kept those crystals for non-nefarious use. Can you really blame anyone for being jumpy.

I hope you fall and hit your head and it explodes on impact.

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Dani i love you

6:27 PM

You are a treasure

I love you too Technus C:

Reply to: @Cirque des Morts (@EctoSpaceCadet) So I am not the only one who performed such a feat? Yet you all doubt me? -_- Anyway, I must go practice for rehearsal.

One time, sure an accident. You came back however.

[Original Post] Hey, I need a Skulker.

just any skulker or

OMINOUS STATEMENT

you want specific skulker or just any skulker

Yeah which Skulker

Wulf is awake.

8:02 PM

And asked for a Skulker.

not me then ok

Ah. . . . . .

im go back to have fun time at boneyard good luck whichever skulker is needed

I believe that's me then. The Keep?

He didn't specify. Yeah, the Keep.

Alright. If it's someone else I'll let us in general know.

The yetis will help. I am apparently allowed to be helpful.

Stop that

I meant not allowed to be. I am sitting. Look at me sitting and not doing things.

hey quick question actually wait is that little orange kid on whisprr

Which little orange kid. I am just imagining the lorax rn

hes like. kind of danny looking? but orange.

... Someone Tango'd Daniel that's terrible

I'm pretty sure they found Wes dead in a ditch if that's what you mean-

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Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I'm pretty sure they found Wes dead in a ditch if that's what you mean-

Who's Wes?

Someone who vaguely resembled me at school? On the basketball team? I don't know anything else about him

SIGH nevermind. if any of you DO know if hes on here and who im talking about- what the fuck, man.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Someone who vaguely resembled me at school? On the basketball team? I don't know anything else about him

.........yeah dosen't ring a bell.

10:17 PM

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) SIGH nevermind. if any of you DO know if hes on here and who im talking about- what the fuck, man.

What's he look like? Other than orange.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) What's he look like? Other than orange.

like danny. his names samhein or smth

OH HIM! I dunno....I don't thiiiink so?????

I haven't seen him on here.

great. does this kid have an issue with mes.

. . .

10:18 PM

Do you... not know?

.

10:18 PM

NO?

....ohhhhhhhhh.............................. kinda yeah i think so

IF THIS IS ANOTHER BOX LUNCH THING I SWEAR TO GOD DUDE

A version of us made him. "Replacement" for Fright Knight if "needed"

HUH?

He's a c-word. Of us.

10:19 PM

Fuckes up, huh?

10:19 PM

Fucked

WHAT?

10:20 PM

i think i need to go get drunk myself what the FUCK

. . . I take it he is not reacting well to you visiting Seirei?

. . . . He started growling at me for wanting to give her a hug bc she was having a hard time, and then he had some sort of seizure

HE HAD A WHAT

.

. . . If I ever meet that version of me, I'm Coring him and keeping him in a jar of pickles.

Same, apparently

We can take turns shaking the pickle jar.

I GET FUCKING DIBS.

10:29 PM

[Post Removed for Violating TOS]

Ah... she has gotten to the threatening stage.

HM.

I want Clockwork to send me to that timeline so I can murder.

DM with The Dans

[original post] Ugh. I'm exhausted. And to think I even tried to go to bed at a decent hour this time!

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) [original post] Ugh. I'm exhausted. And to think I even tried to go to bed at a decent hour this time!

Danny are you okay??? Maybe you should take a nap later :C

Nah its fine. I mean. I almost turned my hot coffee into an iced coffee. but its fine

Oh that's worrying. Are your ice powers on the fritz??

Yeah, they have been for a while? I'd like to get it figured out before I turn everything I touch into a popsicle.

Be careful okay? :C Maybe the yeti's can help??

You're probably right- Oh god the rat's here

Pestis?? The new yorker??

Yeah, that guy.

THE FAKE NEW YORKER

rip Danny, it was nice while we knew him

YOU'RE THE OWNER? HELP ME?

Do you want help Danny??

Don't come here if you're human or human adjacent unless you want to get whatever new plague the rat has cooked up

plague huh? Well that sounds like hero stuff, good luck to whoever wants to deal with the rat

I'm already on it, thanks though.

Oh....I'm half human so okay. Is Danny gonna be alright??? D:

He’s always fine, why worry?

Cuz I care about him ??????????? Obviously ???????????????

He just keeps poking me and rambling on about obsessions and cores- I think he's just looney like all the other ancients.

would be wise to fear him and show respect

Danny you should leave before he gives you Turbo IBS or something :C

After I'm done with my muffin. I'm not scared of this dude- no matter how hard he tries.

moron whelp

I don't remember you being such a wimp, Skulker

am not wimp just have healthy respect for gods

Skulker Pestis is a rat and also kinda silly.

11:56 AM

He likes being pet even.

is modern religion make people disrespect actual gods bc they only believe in the one

11:56 AM

unwise

I'm not monotheistic. I think if there were an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent god he wouldn't let me exist. Wait is that a sad thing so say?

He just pulled a hellhound and left, typical!

11:58 AM

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I'm not monotheistic. I think if there were an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent god he wouldn't let me exist. Wait i...

Damn

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one or none no difference it make people disrespect actual gods

TO BE FRANK I DONT RESPECT ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE A GOD BUT I ESPECIALLY DON'T RESPECT PESTIS

ok see i expect that kind of disrespect of gods from technus because technus is technus

12:04 PM

but everyone else should know better

Hm.

MY BEING A JEW COLORS MY INTERACTIONS WITH ANCIENTS I THINK, BUT ALSO PESTIS IS JUST A PUTZ

What is this Pestis' role? Spreading disease?

YEAH HES THE ANCIENT OF DISEASE

I see. Fascinating...

HE LIKES BEING A RAT SO SOMETIMES IVE JUST THROWN HIM AGAINST THE WALL

12:06 PM

HE HAAAAATES IT

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So is anyone sick or was the guy just there for show?

He poked me a bit, I don't know if it passed anything on though. I'm going home to shower for like an hour. You shouldn't risk going near him in case he tries to rope in any other human or half humans in.

MAYBE I WOULD RESPECT THE GUY IF HE STOPPED THE FAKE NEW YORK ACCENT.

I WOULD NOT RESPECT HIM EVEN IF HE USED HIS ACTUAL NORMAL ACCENT

So nobody but potentially Fenton could get sick? Good to hear.

12:10 PM

Better than a plague running wild

I think he was trying to convince me to do something, but I didn't understand a word of it

you all fools

I THINK WE SHOULD GET HIS WIFE ON HERE SO WE CAN CONVINCE THEM TO SCRUFF HIM NOW AND AGAIN

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hah, yeah that sounds like an idea

Hm. I'm going to guess that his wife is his counter? Healing?

YEAH HEALTH. THEYRE REAL NICE IF. SPACEY.

Interesting. Well, it is good for such things to be balanced. Health without check leads to overpopulation and eventual misery and death, and disease without check... well, I have been through multiple rampant plagues.

anyway is god of illness gone from cafe

12:15 PM

i wanted get water

12:16 PM

oh wait whelp say he leave

I was going to. Then Dan showed up

12:17 PM

Oh shoot i kisread that

12:17 PM

*Misread ugh

it ok i use few word on type bc hands too big for keys

I'm curious... how do you all define a god?

Annoying

could not define in english unfortunately

COMPLICATED NOW AFTER DEATH.

jfc

Fair.

12:42 PM

I am mainly curious as to whether it is a matter of power level alone, or some sort of... having a purview over some specific concept.

the second

I see, thank you

OH YOU MEAN IN TERMS OF ANCIENTS. YEAH ITS THE LATTER ALTHOUGH SOME ARE A BIG VAGUER/YOUNGER THAN OTHERS

[Original post] Got beat up by Aether

ignoring the cuts and bruises, I feel like a million bucks!

is that why you dumbasses were on the news

We were on the news? Sweet.

what the hell is with you two and destroying the observatory? do neither of you have an appreciation for science?

It wasn't my idea- also you sound like a massive nerd right now

Says the massive nerd

Hey! You're half a nerd

I think you'll find I'm two halves nerd.

Dan, dear.

Yeeees?

That would make you an entire nerd, yourself

Correct!

god speaking of the news- look what i found when i was cleaning out my apartment- [A scan of an old newspaper from about 8 months ago. It has a very blurry and hard to make out image of Crimson. There was a bit of the top of a spray paint can poking out from the edge of the frame. Most of the words of the article are cut off, but one can very clearly see the name "Sneaky Steve" written in bold throughout multiple lines.]

SNEAKY STEVE???

thats what they went with apparently

THIS IS WHY I, TECHNUS, ANNOUNCE MY NAME!

I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THAT ONE

SNEAKY STEVE WAS THE WORST ONE- and it wasnt even my choice

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Correct!

Oh good you can add fractions!

Better than Inviso Bill. That's like, the Worst dad joke

red you cannot diss a name when your chosen name is the worst pun I have ever heard

5:27 PM

also crimson you are exclusively sneaky Steve from this day onwards

Sneaky Steve sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon for a villain. Inviso Bill sounds like a low rank minion

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Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) also crimson you are exclusively sneaky Steve from this day onwards

MEAN to me

are you still trying your villian arc?

Its uh.....well. its complicated

Name one bad thing you've done today (edited)

Its a PROCESS-

a villian wouldn't let someone talk to them like that

youre right. danny im going to kill you

Get his ass

Heh.

I see the villainy is going well.

6:21 PM

I am adding that to our training /jk

i can tech hm 2 b evil. Its fun smtimes. Technicly pirates wre considerd evil back then.

Hm, fair I suppose. Can be a group project. Since I am supposed to meet up with you both. After I handle things... I need to figure out if I need a vet or a doctor.

mwahaha i'm going to throw an evil party. only evil peeps allowed

i betr b invited guy

I AM LITERALLY A SUPERVILLAIN. THE OTHER MES ARENT WHICH IS WEIRD.

I am not technically evil nor have I ever been, but I know enough of them.

You're my evil bro Ten cmon man

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I AM LITERALLY A SUPERVILLAIN. THE OTHER MES ARENT WHICH IS WEIRD.

You're the Tech that's for real then

That's crazy

IT'S CRAZY THAT THE OTHERS AREN'T. THEY WILL BENEFIT FROM ME BEING A SUPERVILLAIN THOUGH. WHEN I BECOME GOD-EMPEROR OF EARTH, I WILL MAKE THE OTHER TECHNI MY ROYAL CONSORTS. <3

Reply to: @PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You're my evil bro Ten cmon man

fuk yeah im evil. Oh that reminds me. When warlck cms back i hav a surprise 4 him that ull find hilarys.

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) IT'S CRAZY THAT THE OTHERS AREN'T. THEY WILL BENEFIT FROM ME BEING A SUPERVILLAIN THOUGH. WHEN I BECOME GOD-EMPEROR OF EARTH, I ...

Oh you're crazy-crazy. So are you not holding back, like at all??

OH NO I AM HOLDING BACK A BOT

6:28 PM

BIT*

Do not give him ideas Daniel

I DON'T WANT TO LIKE. KILL ANYONE

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) fuk yeah im evil. Oh that reminds me. When warlck cms back i hav a surprise 4 him that ull find hilarys.

IM GONNA PUT THUMBTACKS ON HIS WARLOCK-CHAIR

WELL I DO WANT TO KILL SOME PEOPLE BUT THAT'S UNRELATED TO SUPERVILLAINY

Reply to: @PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) IM GONNA PUT THUMBTACKS ON HIS WARLOCK-CHAIR

I dunt think i can describe what i hve plnned on hre.

DM me bro

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Do not give him ideas Daniel

NICO DO YOU NOT TRUST ME???

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) NICO DO YOU NOT TRUST ME???

I trust you I just know what you are like < 3

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I trust you I just know what you are like < 3

OKAY THAT'S FAIR <3

You're a supervillain that doesn't want to kill people

Okay yeah, cool.

I AM A SUPERVILLAIN BECAUSE IT'S FUN AND BECAUSE I WOULD BE A BETTER LEADER THAN SOME OF THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY IN CHARGE OF HUMAN SOCIETY.

6:32 PM

I AM NOT A SUPERVILLAIN TO CAUSE HARM TO OTHERS.

I mean. I can't even argue with that logic.

You'd trust Technus to run the country?

Val look around. I'd trust Box Ghost to run the country.

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....HONESTLY BERT MIGHT BE BETTER AT IT THAN ME

Dm To PARTY_ANIMAL_69420

He's a union man

He's obsessed with cardboard and bubblewrap

Oh do you not have a hobby?

My hobby is shooting you :- )

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) He's a union man

HE'S A UNION MAN!

Have you considered crochet instead

Cringe ass hobby. I say we vote for Box Ghost in the next mayor election

BERT IS MY BFF I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM TO GET A WHISPRR ACCOUNT BUT HE HAS NOT GOTTEN AROUND TO IT YET. TOO BUSY HE SAYS. WITH WHAT I DO NOT KNOW.

He's too busy trying to unionize everyone

BUSY WITH BOXES I THINK.

6:42 PM

BUT I AM NOT SURE.

I mean that tracks

I GOT HIM A BOX SHAPED COMPUTER TO TRY AND TEMPT HIM INTO USING IT. GUESS WHAT HE DID WITH IT. GUESS.

6:45 PM

HE PUT IT IN A BOX.

At least hes consistent.

[original post] What the hell is a scrimbo?

I've stopped questioning anything Technus says.

BLEEBO BLORBUS

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I've stopped questioning anything Technus says.

You know what, me? You're right.

Are you being harassed rn

When am I not?

you got me there

LESS THAN USUAL

I was gonna argue against that, but you know what? Today was a better day than I'm used to.

Oh yeah?

I got to beat up Aether a bit- yknow, considering he almost squished some poor innocent construction workers like bugs.

This is your cat right? the jerk?

He is still in denial.

He's not "mine", and if you want to take him be my guest. But yeah.

9:32 PM

(FUTURE AETHER BACK READING THIS: THIS IS A JOKE, IF YOU GET OFFENDED, SUCKS TO BE YOU) (edited)

Am I like this

yes

I'm only typing this so Aether doesn't get his medieval panties in a twist.

9:36 PM

Because he can joke and flat out insult me as much as he wants, but god forbid anybody jokes back even a little bit!

danny can you go to like. a relationship therapist or something? get ghost dr phil here

they jut ned 2 kis n it wil b fine.

Technus what is wrong with you

What isn't

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Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) they jut ned 2 kis n it wil b fine.

I'm turning you into a plate of fish and chips.

Fair point actually you got me

kid i wuld luv 2 c u try.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) they jut ned 2 kis n it wil b fine.

I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE

I'm going to be the bigger person and ignore the 'shippers' ANYWAY Technus what the hell is that

Dr. Phil M&M

Yeah thought so. Thanks

BBDN_04945_12656250A.png

No problem

Happy to help my child.

Other than that, I met that Cass girl Raccoon was telling me about. Shes pretty cool!

I am SO GLAD you are making friends : )

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) BBDN_04945_12656250A.png

hey beloved wtf

Yeah I mean, about time. Nice to meet someone who doesn't automatically hate me for existing!

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) hey beloved wtf

THAT'S THE FILE NAME OF THE IMAGE NICO SENT

Watch him fall for her and fumble it

???? Val PLEASE

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) THAT'S THE FILE NAME OF THE IMAGE NICO SENT

THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY?

Reply to: @RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Watch him fall for her and fumble it

I'm allowed to have ONE platonic friend, Val!

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I'm allowed to have ONE platonic friend, Val!

ARE YOU

THE GHOST CHILD ASKED "TECHNUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" SO I ANSWERED EVEN THOUGH I KNEW HE WAS SPEAKING TO A DIFFERENT TECHNUS

Which 1? I'm stil roting 4 1 of them n the cat 2 get togeher.

IT IS BBDN_04945_12656250A.png

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Which 1? I'm stil roting 4 1 of them n the cat 2 get togeher.

The cat hates me so, no shot. Sorry to burst your bubble, guppy.

Doubt

Yeah maybe it's because i'm seeing it from an outside perspective but he likes you dude.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) The cat hates me so, no shot. Sorry to burst your bubble, guppy.

DOUBT

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Yeah maybe it's because i'm seeing it from an outside perspective but he likes you dude.

You're insane? Literally how did you come to that conclusion?

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) You're insane? Literally how did you come to that conclusion?

He has eyes

Technus I don't like the fact that you're the one saying that? I'm 16?

I'm picking up subtle vibes

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Technus I don't like the fact that you're the one saying that? I'm 16?

???????? WHAT? NOT WHAT I MEANT? HELLO

Kill him

I MEANT HE HAS EYES THAT CAN READ AND IT IS OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE WHO CAN READ THAT AETHER LIKES YOU BASED ON THE NATURE OF YOUR BANTER

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I MEANT HE HAS EYES THAT CAN READ AND IT IS OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE WHO CAN READ THAT AETHER LIKES YOU BASED ON THE NATURE OF YOUR B...

EXACTLY.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I'm picking up subtle vibes

Subtle vibes? Either you're also messing with my brain, or you also want to get with him. . I mean. I don't. You do, clearly

LOL....DANNY........

1 of thse days u n the cat r gonna kis and ill b able 2 say i wuz rght.

Hah got him

DANNY YOURE SUCH AN ASSHOLE

YOU AND HIM ACT SIMILAR TO YOU AND THAT HUNTRESS GIRL

Sorry me. Also guys i totally get it now, it is fun to mess with me.

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Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Sorry me. Also guys i totally get it now, it is fun to mess with me.

Is it ethical to tell yourself to kys?

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Is it ethical to tell yourself to kys?

I DO IT ALL THE TIME : )

Woah easy!! I'm just messing with you!

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) YOU AND HIM ACT SIMILAR TO YOU AND THAT HUNTRESS GIRL

Aether WISHES he was Val

9:51 PM

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Woah easy!! I'm just messing with you!

It was a joke, relax. See? Its the ultimate get out of jail free card!

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I DO IT ALL THE TIME : )

DARLING YOU NEVER TELL THAT TO ANY OF THE REST OF US WHICH MAKES ME THINK YOU ARE SAYING IT TO YOUR OWN SELF WHICH MAKES ME CONCERNED FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH REMEMBER YOU ARE AMAZING OK?? I LOVE YOU! YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE IS A VERY GOOD THING!

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) It was a joke, relax. See? Its the ultimate get out of jail free card!

Are you alright

Are you?

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) DARLING YOU NEVER TELL THAT TO ANY OF THE REST OF US WHICH MAKES ME THINK YOU ARE SAYING IT TO YOUR OWN SELF WHICH MAKES ME CONC...

YOU ARE VERY SWEET TO ME ILY

9:52 PM

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Are you?

I have been worse.

Sorry to hear that I guess

jesus daniel

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) YOU ARE VERY SWEET TO ME ILY

I AM TECHNUS AND I AM COOL. YOU ARE TECHNUS AND YOU ARE COOL. WE ARE ALL "HIP" AND "FAR OUT" AS THE KIDS SAY. AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF I WILL DOWNLOAD A TROJAN VIRUS INTO THEIR COMPUTER!!!

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Sorry to hear that I guess

Do you want to sit next to me irl and talk about it.

Talk about what? Theres nothing to talk about. You can trauma dump on me I guess- not like Plasmius hasn't done that dozens of times.

I worry about you

Who doesn't? Get in line

Danny

Technus

Danny :(

Other Technus

Dude..

Bro..

DANNY....

4

Okay am I just doing a role call now?

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Other Technus

I AM YOUR TECHNUS YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE TWIT

3

OKAY, AND?

I AM GOING TO DATE YOUR DAD

Thats not going to work on me anymore, I know its an empty threat

can I date your dad too

4

IN WHAT WORLD IS IT AN EMPTY THREAT?

10:01 PM

HE'S BUILT LIKE MY HUSBAND?

Yeah that is not something to take lightly dude he'll do it. That's Technus

This is like the third time he's said that and I'm tired

Im getting Jack an account.

LMAO

Please don't

TOO LATE FUCKO

DO IT

God no

This is a mistake Technus

GET FENTON ON THE PHONE

JACK JACK JACK JACK

I AM CALLING HIM AS WE SPEAK.

JACK JACK JACK JACK

Do it, I dare you.

danny are you sure you wanna temp fate

the multiverse was a mistake

[JACK_FENTON is online]

It isn't all that- OH FUCK

dilf alert

YOU TRY TO CALL MY BLUFF, I FUCK YOU UP!

Theres no way-

JACK FENTON YIPPEE

10:12 PM

I DONT EVEN KNOW HIM WELL I JUST LIKE CAUSING PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE

hi : ) i was told to come here ?

Hi Dad

Hi dad- please get off

HELLO MY BOY MY SON! THAT IS MY BOY. : )

mr fenton.............

Hello Jack

HELLO FENTON MAN

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Hello Jack

? ? ? ? VLADDIE??????? !!!!!!!!!

Reply to: @JACK_FENTON (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ? ? ? ? VLADDIE??????? !!!!!!!!!

That's me

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) That's me

THIS PLACE IS ALREADY VERY COOL ! ! ! !

I can't blame anybody else but myself. Dad you need to listen to me- this is VERY important! This is a ghost social media network!

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I can't blame anybody else but myself. Dad you need to listen to me- this is VERY important! This is a ghost social media netw...

OH THAT IS AMAZING! IS THIS TECHNUS WORK! ?

Jack fenton I love you

HI TECHNUS !

HELLO JACK FENTON

10:21 PM

THERE ARE FOUR OF US

Why do you have four accounts Nic haha

AH DEAD GUY YOU ARE A MORON AND IT IS HILARIOUS

Hi Guy

HEY LITTLE BUDDY!!!!!

FOUR?

10:24 PM

WOW...........

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) AH DEAD GUY YOU ARE A MORON AND IT IS HILARIOUS

Don't be mean to him Tech or I'll soup you

I AM BEING HONEST

10:25 PM

I AM NOT BEING MEAN TO HIM

10:25 PM

MY SWEETHEART IS THE ONE WHO'S MEAN TO HIM. RIPPED OFF HIS JAW AND THREW HIS HEAD ACROSS THE ROOM IT WAS HILARIOUS AND I GOT IT ON VIDEO.

HUH

Yeah dude I can't even deny the allegations I am a TOTAL MORON but it's all chill

He's a skeleton dad

LIKE THAT PIG COP ?

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [Original post- a video of Dead Guy stumbling around headless trying to find his head] VIRAL VIDEO IN THE MAKING TO BE HONEST

[A repost of this video]

Reply to: @JACK_FENTON (@Beat Boxing Puppy) LIKE THAT PIG COP ?

Yeah like the pig cop

DEAD GUY ISN'T A COP HE'S JUST DUMB

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Yeah like the pig cop

FASCINATING............. WAIT WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DANNY. THERE ARE MULTIPLE SPACE THEMED PEOPLE ON HERE !

.

FUCK THE POLICE

FUK THE POLCE

Reply to: @JACK_FENTON (@Beat Boxing Puppy) FASCINATING............. WAIT WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DANNY. THERE ARE MULTIPLE SPACE THEMED PEOPLE ON HERE !

I'm your Danny, dad

Also whn did jack get a thng on hre?

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Also whn did jack get a thng on hre?

️ MY FAULT

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I'm your Danny, dad

OH RIGHT OKAY! : D

Damn other me, is your Technus always this "blorbo bingus" with you?

10:43 PM

Can we trade Techni actually? I like yours better

DANNY : (

Dude he's converted you into someone who says "Blorbo Bingus" it's too late for you

no hope for you now

Reply to: @JACK_FENTON (@Beat Boxing Puppy) DANNY : (

What??

GET REKT OTHER TECHNI

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) What??

DID I TEACH YOU TO BE SO MEAN . . . TO THE ELDERLY.

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Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Can we trade Techni actually? I like yours better

WE ARE ALL EQUALLY AMAZING GHOST CHILD

The elderly has tried to kill me on the regular, dad

I DO NOT KILL I AM A GOOD

Don't be dramatic it's just Technus

I WAS GOING TO JOKINGLY SAY GOOD BOY BUT I AM NOT A BOY. HM

Danny in other universes other versions of us are straight up genuinely trying to kill you. For real.

Weren't you talking about being a supervillain earlier?

.. Jesus christ?

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) The elderly has tried to kill me on the regular, dad

MAYBE IF YOU WERE A POLITE YOUNG MAN TO THEM !

YEAH. Welcome to my life! @primal_hunter Case in point-

In my defense, I have not hunted you in a fortnight, whelp. Although I would be more than happy to start again.

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) Weren't you talking about being a supervillain earlier?

YES BUT I DO NOT MURDER???

How are you still alive

Reply to: @Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) In my defense, I have not hunted you in a fortnight, whelp. Although I would be more than happy to start again.

WHICH ONE ARE YOU ?

Skulker.

He's Scottish apparently? Fun fact

Reply to: @Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) Skulker.

AREN'T YOU THE ONE I FISHED

THERE ARE ALSO FOUR SKULKERS BTW

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) How are you still alive

Another fun fact: I'm not

HES SCOTTISH???

Imagine being white

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Another fun fact: I'm not

Are you fucking with me or are you fully-dead

Reply to: @roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Imagine being white

Didn't you literally betray people?

YEAH IMAGINE

@apexpredator GET ON HERE RN SWEETHEART

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Are you fucking with me or are you fully-dead

Yeah I died for realzies actually, ohohohohoh

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) YES BUT I DO NOT MURDER???

You know what? Based.

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) @apexpredator GET ON HERE RN SWEETHEART

why you summon me

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Yeah I died for realzies actually, ohohohohoh

holy shit is that a ghost? i'm so fucking scared right now

Reply to: @Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) Didn't you literally betray people?

Do we want to go into your own past? Huh? Shut up.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) holy shit is that a ghost? i'm so fucking scared right now

I know right? Terrifying. Boo

Danny I'm gonna be honest I don't know how I feel about you hanging around all these people who have tried to kill you.

Reply to: @@apexpredator (@capnport) why you summon me

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SKULKERS

Reply to: @JACK_FENTON (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Danny I'm gonna be honest I don't know how I feel about you hanging around all these people who have tried to kill you.

I mean Vlad has tried to kill you thousands of times yet you still invite him over for Thanksgiving

i made new friend am busy talk with her -_- what you want

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I mean Vlad has tried to kill you thousands of times yet you still invite him over for Thanksgiving

He's what?

Reply to: @JACK_FENTON (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Danny I'm gonna be honest I don't know how I feel about you hanging around all these people who have tried to kill you.

Better to know about it and be prepared.

Reply to: @@apexpredator (@capnport) i made new friend am busy talk with her -_- what you want

AW THE TOPIC HAS CHANGED. BUT WHERE ARE YOU FROM AGAIN??? I FORGOT

america thousand of year ago now dont mention me again i busy talk with new friend gertrude [@apexpredator is Offline.]

.

10:55 PM

Gertrude.

10:56 PM

... Actually... @apexpredator I need to talk to her, if someone can direct her to Shania's when you're done.

HM.

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) ... Actually... @apexpredator I need to talk to her, if someone can direct her to Shania's when you're done.

THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE NAMED GERTRUDE

. . . Not with my luck.

11:03 PM

And not who Skulker would casually "make friends" with.

. . . Would it be better to go over there? I still need to hit Skulker with a chair. /hj

Yeah, probably a good idea

11:09 PM

"good"

Well, I am making sure you don't need to deal with her alone.

Good, because I'm talking to her for you, anyway :P

[three dozen pictures of him and Cassie hanging the FUCK out]

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [three dozen pictures of him and Cassie hanging the FUCK out]

[Liked]

[@apexpredator is Online] [original post] half ghosts i have important question for all of you how it work how you die only halfway

I wish I knew

Overexposure to ectoplasm throughout my entire life that turned into a horrific melding of DNA through enough electricity to blackout the town.

Severe radiation poisoning via horrifically tainted ectoplasm.

Divine intervention in an inherently liminal space.

Unethical science.

Typically it involves extreme ectoradiation but I'm uncertain of how to replicate it without the risk of killing someone entirely. And in Vanessas case.. well i'm not sure what the hell is going on with Vanessa if i am honest.

That's your crazy stalker girlfriend that lit the house on fire right

Yes that's the one. Not my girlfriend.

ok if not replicatable any way to make sure someone become ghost when die

STOP TRYING TO KILL ME

im helping

What the hell are you planning over there

im helping!!!

Hello?

something something ecto-radiation something something regeneration of tissue my vlad was there he probably knows- also what

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) something something ecto-radiation something something regeneration of tissue my vlad was there he probably knows- also what

And an absurd amount of electricity.

Why is murder helping?

Oh hey you're the twink dating the other Vlad right? Hows it going.

. im fine thanks

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Why is murder helping?

cant possess body if there is no body

. . . I mean you aren't wrong.

You're a halfa too huh

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Oh hey you're the twink dating the other Vlad right? Hows it going.

We're going to have a spring wedding.

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I sure am he saw me explode <3

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) We're going to have a spring wedding.

Predictable.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Predictable.

Well he looks best in spring colors!

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) I sure am he saw me explode <3

THAT IS SO ROMANTIC

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Well he looks best in spring colors!

You're impossible.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You're impossible.

I really don't know what you expected from me, Daniel.

I didn't tell you guys how they begged me to be the ring bearer in their stupid wedding, did I?

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I didn't tell you guys how they begged me to be the ring bearer in their stupid wedding, did I?

Pardon?

Who's the best man

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Who's the best man

Skulker, on my end.

really? not mr fenton? shame

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) really? not mr fenton? shame

Do you think Jack is capable of. Anything.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Pardon?

Crimson and Dani bugged me into it

. . . . .

.

lol

Who the fuck let him in here.

technus

ANOTHER VLADDIE...BUT IF YOURE WITH CRIMSON THAT MEANS YOURE MY VLADDIE? I THINK?

Yes Jack.

YOURE GETTING MARRIED?!?!?!?!?

Eventually, Jack.

not for a long time. anyway can we go back to that person skulker is trying to kill?

Well the Techni are already dead... Does Skulker have any living friends?

. . .. Hm

LAST TIME MY SWEETHEART SAID "I'M HELPING" ON WHISPRR, IT WAS AFTER HE SHOT GUNTHER. @apexpredator PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT ANYONE THIS TIME. I WILL GIVE YOU COOL NEW WEAPONS IF YOU AVOID SHOOTING ANYONE THIS TIME. I PROMISE.

Who are you trying to help?

GOD I MISS GUNTHER SO FUCKING MUCH

12:44 AM

GUNTHER IF YOU ARE READING THIS I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU

Technically I am still alive. I think.

I do not think we have explored what exactly has occured after the Bridge. It is something I have been curious about.

I think it would be a good idea to figure that out, if only to help with my stability.

... Something happen?

The inter-reality Bridge I built to get Samael and Danny back to their reality used myself as the computing engine. The... exposure to the inter-reality spaces and strands left me a bit... discombobulated for a few days.

12:29 PM

I have since pulled myself together.

. . . Well shit. I think you might want to adjust the design on that one a little. Maybe I can bleed on it /jk Glad you are alright though.

Oh, yes, I've been making some adjustments, but that run was... rather time constrained.

Fair... if I can help at all... Kaidian dragons used to go between worlds and all.

I feel a disturbance in the force

HELP ME. IM GOING TO THROW UP.

what's up dude?

A future us came in- I think he's future me? He's implying things I don't like. Someone make him stop.

That bad, huh?

6:25 PM

How many yous are in there?

hey remember when there was only one of us. Wasn't that great.

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Ah. I see that more alternates of yourself have crossed paths-

FENTON CONVENTION IN THE CAFE LOL

. . . How many of them???

At least four

6:27 PM

And not even the sad king one.

This is the reason why I did not go inside the cafe. I suspect that place may be cursed in some form given the amount of chaos and unusual circumstances that occur there.

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Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) hey remember when there was only one of us. Wasn't that great.

YEAH, I MISS IT MAN. Like I didn't hate one singular me enough

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) This is the reason why I did not go inside the cafe. I suspect that place may be cursed in some form given the amount of chaos a...

I can agree with you there

. . . Have you talked to Jazz recently my guy

can we please start keeping track of the Daniels Dans and Danis

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) YEAH, I MISS IT MAN. Like I didn't hate one singular me enough

Mood.

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) can we please start keeping track of the Daniels Dans and Danis

DO THEY NEED NICKNAMES LIKE WE DO

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) . . . Have you talked to Jazz recently my guy

Shes busy with college stuff right now

I just feel like we need to keep track of what the hell is happening

I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THIS IF I AM BEING HONEST.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) At least four

That is a lot of Dannys! Did any of them have a weird arm?

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) That is a lot of Dannys! Did any of them have a weird arm?

A weird arm? I didn't stick around long enough to tell.

Oh, okay so many mine isn't over there! . . . Oh fuck I forgot to call him.

1

If this guy is really me..he has an arm tattoo. If that helps. He's also an asshole!

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Oh, okay so many mine isn't over there! . . . Oh fuck I forgot to call him.

He still doesn't about... things?

I was kind of distracted.

Fair! I wasn't accusing

Just... ugh I need to call him... At least Finals are done so he can just overwork himself with everything else this Summer.

Hah. Some things don't change.

I'm seeking shelter at Shania's if anyone wants to join me.

Stay strong soldier

I'm trying, man

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Hah. Some things don't change.

I mean he is doing like... three or four things? School and college still and a lot of taking care of the Realms stuff.

...damn.

(I ment Saving the world not the word School it is fine) Yeah I... try not to bug him too much.

Hm. You should bother him. He works too hard.

Speaking from experience?

Yes, because he's me. Half.

why are there so many of you

7:20 PM

Is one not bad enough

One of them is bound to end up being a mature adult who knows how to talk to people.

Hah. There's not even only one per timeline, if you count my Phantom half

One and a Half!

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) One of them is bound to end up being a mature adult who knows how to talk to people.

x

Reply to: @RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) why are there so many of you

The timelines are currently are experiencing a melding of each other where this moment we are currently in serves as the nexus, or meeting point. As to why this is occuring, I have yet to understand. Thus many versions of 'one' person may be present.

7:22 PM

In short, it is migraine inducing and I am currently the only one working to resolve it in some form, or at least ensure everything remains stable. Those whom are truly responsible for such are either on vacation or are simply too amused by this and refuse to act accordingly.

It's quite an unusual and fascinating occurrence

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) In short, it is migraine inducing and I am currently the only one working to resolve it in some form, or at least ensure everyth...

I LOVE IT PERSONALLY

7:23 PM

I KNOW PEOPLE I WOULDN'T WITHOUT THIS CROSSOVER

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) In short, it is migraine inducing and I am currently the only one working to resolve it in some form, or at least ensure everyth...

Ambi, love, you need but ask for help and I will give what I can. I think I might be able to sort something of the strands...

AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT MY LOVERS HERE. I HAVE A SON NOW AND HE'S FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND WITHOUT THIS CROSS OF UNIVERSES HE WOULD HAVE REMAINED HOMELESS.

Fair but where are all these Dannys coming from. Hello, main character syndrome much?

Lay off Val you're just jealous

Uuuh as if. Why the hell would I be jealous of having to watch a bunch of Mes shuffling around.

Don't tempt fate too much. He's a bastard.

Yeah do not tempt fate

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) Ambi, love, you need but ask for help and I will give what I can. I think I might be able to sort something of the strands...

... Assistance would be greatly appreciated and helpful. I do not think undoing the nexus needs to occur, especially given the bonds many have formed, but stabilization and understanding why this has occured would be a good start. Why such matters is a complicated matter that is better explained in person vice this format.

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) ... Assistance would be greatly appreciated and helpful. I do not think undoing the nexus needs to occur, especially given th...

IF YOU UNDO THE NEXUS AND MAKE MY SON HOMELESS AGAIN BY DOING SO. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU UNDO THE NEXUS. I WILL RECREATE THE NEXUS AND I WILL HARM YOU SEVERELY.

7:27 PM

I WILL COMPUTERIZE YOU IF YOU HURT MY SON DO NOT TEST ME.

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) ... Assistance would be greatly appreciated and helpful. I do not think undoing the nexus needs to occur, especially given th...

Oh, I agree. Trying to pull them apart at this point would likely destabilize at least some of them. But they could use some... organization. Cable management.

While your dedication to your son is very admirable, threatening me is unbecoming of you, more so given that my intention and desire is to not separate anyone or bring them harm. It is as my girlfriend has said, it is more of an organizational and stability issue than anything that needs to be undone. One could compare the timelines to that of weaving. The threads woven are the weft, but they are held by the warp. Should the warp fail the weft will begin to unravel. By keeping the warp stable it protects the weft and the weaving remains intact. This also allows you to change threads as wanted to create the pattern you desire. In this instance the nexus is the tapestry that is being woven, it is created by many different threads to form this moment. Undoing those threads would destory the weft. But the warp holding this nexus needs to be reinforced so it may remain stable.

OKAY GOOD

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) While your dedication to your son is very admirable, threatening me is unbecoming of you, more so given that my intention and de...

I have a feeling that this nexus is just a new branch in the bigger picture so might need some... care and all.

How is the Cafe, today?

Hazardous zone, do NOT go in

Hm.

There's. A lot of Dannys here. It's kinda tense.

A LOT of surround sound from multiple Dannys

Hardy was Hardison_Walker1 taken

LMAO

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Hardy was Hardison_Walker1 taken

Yes.

who the fuck would have taken that?

<:3c

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7:47 PM

finally got a whisprr huh babe

HANG ON LET ME IP TRACK @Hardison_Walker1

[it's Judy]

5

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) <:3c

I adore you so much right now. You are my favorite lawyer.

IP IS AT THE WALKERS' LAIR

LOOK I NEVER THOUGHT HED COME ONTO THE INTERNET WILLINGLY.

Bee...

This is a Pandora's box. You may never unsee things

Being with Judy is roughly the same.

How is this app like the box Pandora guards?

I could give examples but I don't want to have to type out certain words again.

It has nightmares and the small bit of Hope is dog pictures

Ah, I see. That makes sense. Hmm. I should go and visit Pandora soon... it has been much too long. I believe I still owe someone a visit there as well.

Fuck me Running its hardy

Uh oh... Danny is texting me. Are you sure mine wasn't at the cafe? (edited)

He was. I'm guessing it's the one that wanted to beat us to death?

Maybe... I didn't tell him about you guys yet...

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Uh oh... Danny is texting me. Are you sure mine wasn't at the cafe?

I saw him and told him about you know who and the stuff cuz i thought he could help.

Ooooh well... at least he knows now. Thanks, Dani. He didn't react too badly did he?

HE YELLED AT DAN

8:08 PM

WHICH WAS ANNOYING BECAUSE LIKE 1 DONT PICK A FIGHT WITH THE GENOCIDE MAN 2 THIS IS THE MULTIVERSE HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HE DID ALL THE SHIT HE DID IN YOUR TIMELINE

If I exist I probably did all that shit. To be fair.

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Ooooh well... at least he knows now. Thanks, Dani. He didn't react too badly did he?

he wants to beat your vlad up but i'm assuming that's normal.

I didn't know anything about Dan... Oh yeah wanting to beat up Vlad is normal but they have been... mostly chill for a few years now. I better make sure he doesn't scare Danut though...

Do you need my help at all or should I just stay back?

Yeah, I went back, sorry.

No, it isn't your fault. I should have warned him, I just didn't know how.

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) WHICH WAS ANNOYING BECAUSE LIKE 1 DONT PICK A FIGHT WITH THE GENOCIDE MAN 2 THIS IS THE MULTIVERSE HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HE DID A...

Pretty sure our existence is inherently messed up at best.

And maybe stay back, my Vlad is still kind of... scary strong. Him and Danny can go toe to toe pretty well though he has gotten stronger over the years.

That's scary :C I don't like that.

Hm.

Danny got stronger I mean... but Vlad is still... someone has to give Danny a challenge in a fight I guess.

8:15 PM

Too afraid to hurt anyone else.

How are you guys so calm about him

Which 'him'?

Sorry I was scrolled up. "Dan". I don't blame the other me for freaking out

I'm normal.

Inferno gives good hugs and was nice to me when I first met him... And if he is really trying to be better... well Clockwork must know what he is doing.

8:20 PM

Normal for you, Dan.

BECAUSE I HAVE DIFFICULTY REALIZING HOW SERIOUS SITUATIONS ARE + ALSO ONE OF THEM- THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY GOES BY DAN- IS FRIENDS WITH ONE OF MY BOYFRIENDS

You're not normal, you killed babies?

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You're not normal, you killed babies?

.

That sentence alone is why I am never telling Danny about Whisprr.

You're so fucking mean to me. It doesn't even count. That entire timeline is pruned now.

Did you... ever think about who has to do the pruning for things like that?

Ooooooh so that makes it okay. Cool cool cool cool

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Did you... ever think about who has to do the pruning for things like that?

Yeah my boyfriend

Really glad all that child-slaughtering "doesn't count"

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) How are you guys so calm about him

He's always nice to me :C and I'm a really easy person to be mean to

Dont bother trying to rationalize it, Ive given up a while ago

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Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Yeah my boyfriend

Who is your boyfriend again?

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Who is your boyfriend again?

Clockwork

Right. Clockwork... isn't in charge of that here...

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) He's always nice to me :C and I'm a really easy person to be mean to

No you're not, you're a sweet little kid????

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Right. Clockwork... isn't in charge of that here...

.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) He's always nice to me :C and I'm a really easy person to be mean to

I will punch anyone mean to you.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) He's always nice to me :C and I'm a really easy person to be mean to

In what fucking universe????

Well my own dad tried to kill me and I get bullied at school and also I'm sensitive and squeamish and stuff.

. . . You go to Amity?

Amity Middle School. I'm in 7th grade right now.

I think anyone who bullies you should be. Uh. Dealt with.

Great, I know what I am doing after I use chaos to see my brother.

I already decided I'm not gonna kill anyone because it's too much hassle.

Are you being bothered, Dani?

I mean... I try not to kill people anymore, but I would be willing to make a few exceptions.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Are you being bothered, Dani?

A little but it's fine. Veronica's just a bitch >:c

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) A little but it's fine. Veronica's just a bitch >:c

Hm.

8:31 PM

Noted.

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Right. Clockwork... isn't in charge of that here...

The fuck?

Thank you for checking in though Mr. Walker. Oh yeah!! I heard you and Ms. Judy adopted a baby??? How's the baby doing?

She's doing mighty well. She's very sweet. Venay is her name.

AWWWWWWWWEE. How old is she?

Six.

She absolutely loves apples and is very sweet.

Reply to: @Warden Walker (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Six.

Months or years? I don't know how aging really works..

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Months or years? I don't know how aging really works..

.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Months or years? I don't know how aging really works..

Years, Dani.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Years, Dani.

WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's really old I think. :O

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) The fuck?

. . . Please don't tell me you told him about the 'vore'. I hate I know what that word means.

8:38 PM

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's really old I think. :O

Oh hey, I'm six. Am I old?

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's really old I think. :O

ADULT IS 18 YEARS

Six years is very young.

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) . . . Please don't tell me you told him about the 'vore'. I hate I know what that word means.

It's the funniest way to describe it!

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) ADULT IS 18 YEARS

Weird....

Lol you guys are so funny

Look, we were made to be 12 years old. I just happened to exist for 6 years and look 18 now.

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Oh hey, I'm six. Am I old?

yeah :D! You're like a whole grown up!

I am!

8:40 PM

One who is going to let Danny punch a frootloop!

WHEN I WAS SIX I WAS WORKING AT A FACTORY BECAUSE CHILD LABOR WAS A THING BACK THEN. BUT I WAS VERY MUCH A BABY CHILD.

Are you suuuureee??? Cuz I'm like 4 months old and I don't feel that young.

YOU HAD YOUR AGING ACCELERATED

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) It's the funniest way to describe it!

It is funny but like... Danny um... has some complicated feelings about Clockwork.

Yeah, when I was six I was busy reading baby books and being doted on.

Okay so 6 years old is different for normal people.... :C

Who needs normal, we are super cool Dani.

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) It is funny but like... Danny um... has some complicated feelings about Clockwork.

... yeah, I gathered that

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Who needs normal, we are super cool Dani.

I guess :CCCCC

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Okay so 6 years old is different for normal people.... :C

YOU WOKE UP ALREADY AN ALMOST-TEEN CORRECT

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) YOU WOKE UP ALREADY AN ALMOST-TEEN CORRECT

yeah basically. an unwanted unlovable preteen. Okay I'm making myself sad I'm gonna stop saying mean things about myself.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) ... yeah, I gathered that

I'll talk to him once he calms down.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) yeah basically. an unwanted unlovable preteen. Okay I'm making myself sad I'm gonna stop saying mean things about myself.

: (

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) yeah basically. an unwanted unlovable preteen. Okay I'm making myself sad I'm gonna stop saying mean things about myself.

DO YOU MIND IF I DO A FICTION COMPARISON BECAUSE I HAVE A HARD TIME RELATING TO PEOPLE IN OTHER WAYS. BUT THIS IS TO SHOW THAT YOU ARE LOVABLE

Dani, you are lovable. Do I need to come smush you in a hug? Cause I will do that.

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) DO YOU MIND IF I DO A FICTION COMPARISON BECAUSE I HAVE A HARD TIME RELATING TO PEOPLE IN OTHER WAYS. BUT THIS IS TO SHOW THAT Y...

.....okie dokie then ??? :o

8:45 PM

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Dani, you are lovable. Do I need to come smush you in a hug? Cause I will do that.

You don't need to but I'd like a hug anyway.

Okay, I will come hug you and then go be a responsible adult.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) .....okie dokie then ??? :o

THIS IS SCRAPS SHE IS FROM THE BOOK "THE PATCHWORK GIRL OF OZ" SHE WAS CREATED ARTIFICIALLY TO SERVE SOME PEOPLE, BUT CAME OUT "WRONG." IN THIS CASE IT IS BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T BEHAVE CORRECTLY- SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DEMURE SERVANT BUT CAME OUT ACTING A BIT LIKE ME. WHEN SHE IS SENT OUT TO DO SOMETHING FOR THEM, SHE DECIDES SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SERVE THEM AND GOES TO LIVE HER OWN LIFE. AND SHE HAS A FULFILLING LIFE EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS CREATED ARTIFICIALLY. AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE "YOU ARE CRAZY AND WEIRD AND WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE YOU" AND SHE IS LIKE "WELL I AM ALL OF THOSE THINGS BUT I AM ALSO AMAZING." AND HER FRIENDS APPRECIATE HER FOR HER UNIQUE QUALITIES AND ALSO FOR WHO SHE IS AS A PERSON

8:51 PM

SO ESSENTIALLY YOU ARE LIKE HER IN THAT YES YOU ARE UNIQUE BUT THAT ISN'T A BAD THING, AND BEING MADE FOR BAD REASONS DOESN'T MAKE YOU AS A PERSON BAD. YOU CAN LIVE A FULFILLING AND HAPPY LIFE DESPITE THE ODD CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR CREATION.

Cute!

:"CCCC Thank you Technus that's really sweet actually.

YOU ARE WELCOME.

8:53 PM

I AM GLAD IT CAME OUT THE RIGHT WAY. A LOT OF TIMES WHAT I TRY TO SAY DOESN'T COME OUT THE RIGHT WAY.

when did walker get a kid

When a man loves a woman...

no! this is CLEARLY not judys kid, this is a VERY cute baby who isnt setting everoyne on FIRE

5

Hey... I set fire to things as a baby...

yeah but you arent a fire core that enjoys chaos. . . . . wait youre a dragon

2

Yup. I had to learn fire control early.

9:13 PM

Anyway, cute kid with Hardy. You know adoption is a thing.

I KNOOOOW ITS JUST WEIRD

9:14 PM

ive never seen him being fatherly!!! he called me a punk and kicked me through a window!

5

There there, big guy, I am sure you will reconcile with the fact people are inconsistent with how they treat people soon.

It's so weird seeing a Walker be so, sweet????

hardy and i have talked about having kids for like, decades. its soooo cute isnt it

She's melting hearts in here. Kid is gonna give me a cavity at this rate. I think she made your husband cry on the inside as a heads up

Congratulations, Judy. I will be glad to meet her sometime.

yeah that tracks. poor baby boy

i feel insane watching this

(attached is a picture of Hardy holding Venay as the kiddo is talking to Skulker) Absolutely adorable. I never thought I'd be saying that about a walker. This kid man.

oughghhhh babyyyyyy

if you haven't seen her in person, you're going to double die when you do. She's the fucking cutest.

i havent yet which is fucking ILLEGAL i need to pinch her cheeks YESTERDAY

Oh she is so cute and tiny...

Hardy's a surprisingly attentive dada. Kind of adorable.

Oh yeah she got him with the dada

He did have twelve sister

that's a lot of siblings-

SURE IS he always did their hair

fuck why is that image adorable? Well kinda like the kiddo is gonna be in good hands with you two.

its so fuckin cute augh

How is Hardy the only likable cop I have ever met?

oh THATS easy

9:30 PM

i fixed him.

how did you manage that?

Percussive Maintenance?

literally yeah

2

wait what

he was up his own ass (and like, obsession broken or w/e) and so i beat him up

Kudos to you

we uhhh also didnt recognize each other immediately which didnt HELP

What, you didn't recognize each other????

You are my star example of the Kiss and Kill thing being nearly the same thing.

he was a black man turned into a skeleton and i was a dark skinned mexican woman turned into a green ghost. yes. we did not recognize each other.

Oh shit, yeah, when you say it like that, it makes sense

its still kinda funny

. . . that is kind of inherently funny I am sorry.

its more common than youd think

NO ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

Kaidian ghosts generally... look like ourselves at first. Well and... soul bonds let you find one another after death. So easier to recognize.

That is pretty damned hilarious.

i was all "my sweet baby boy hardy would never do a war crime" and he was still dealing with having me on a pedastal so it went terrible at first

Hence you kicking his ass when you figured out the shit he was pulling

precisely. i mean i blew up the prison before we recognized each other lol

it was so funny but i was shit terrified of what youd do to me judy

holy shit.

9:37 PM

wait why the fuck did he go off the deep end when he died?

ah well....that was because i died before him

That would do it.

apparently the two years after my death he was a LOT more like the walker yall know than the one i did

Oh man, that's rough.

im glad you fixed him at least. I don't think I could look at any other walker in the eye after...you know

after? :3

... the people you love dying traumatically can fuck you up.

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) after? :3

you know being kidnapped in broad daylight at the nasty burger and held against your will in prison for a day and a half

hey what the fuck

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) you know being kidnapped in broad daylight at the nasty burger and held against your will in prison for a day and a half

RIGHT i wasnt sure which part

9:47 PM

that was when dick made out w vlad right

.

yeah that one

im going to .die?

OH WAIT ARE YOU HIS DANNY. HEY BUDDY

its ok I'm only like 40% traumatized by it it's fine

Hey

You're the lawyer lady right

i am!

Nice to meet you ma'am

Sorry about. everything.

im pretty sure a part of her enjoyed that shitshow

its fine it was funny to blow him up

9:52 PM

and then it was funny to make all of his prisoners go free

Yeah thanks for. sorting that mess out.

of course! sorry you had to deal with him for so long. btw wait that means youre shanias danny too. how cute!

He's a jerk. Sorry WAS a jerk but he really shot off the deep end of the crazy-scale.

9:56 PM

I am! She's cool. Nice to me unlike SOME people

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) He's a jerk. Sorry WAS a jerk but he really shot off the deep end of the crazy-scale.

HE BROKE MY NOSE AND MY GLASSES AND MISGENDERED ME AND THAT WAS BEFORE HE STARTED GOING CRAZY SHOOTING KIDS AND WHATNOT

did you know shes dating spectra

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) HE BROKE MY NOSE AND MY GLASSES AND MISGENDERED ME AND THAT WAS BEFORE HE STARTED GOING CRAZY SHOOTING KIDS AND WHATNOT

so a normal cop then.

9:57 PM

shes WHAT

lol

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) its fine it was funny to blow him up

isn't he still like dead dead?

Yeah you guys shattered him

DAN ate him a little yeah

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) ... the people you love dying traumatically can fuck you up.

Just a little trauma.

That was still a bit extreme.

...ahem

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) That was still a bit extreme.

im not gonna lie to you danny. i would have done the same. hes lucky actually.

What is wrong with you people?

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) What is wrong with you people?

you saw what he tried to put me in, right?

.......No comment.

AND he possessed vinny to kiss VLAD. like hello

Vlad was right about staying out of this-

I told you so

as traumatic as all of that was...that was really fucking funny

I'm sorry that happened to you dude

i asked him if it was bc he kissed vlad that he was trying to suicide by dan and he did not give a straight answer.

2

LMAO

I would also beg to be shattered if I found myself having to kiss Vlad.

3

LMAOOO

Reply to: @Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) I would also beg to be shattered if I found myself having to kiss Vlad.

. . .

10:07 PM

Hmm.

What do you want?

[Vlad_Masters2 has posted a photo album]

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) i asked him if it was bc he kissed vlad that he was trying to suicide by dan and he did not give a straight answer.

I don't think there would be anything straight about that answer...

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [Vlad_Masters2 has posted a photo album]

UHM

honeybear why would you poke the bear like that

I didn't think he still. Had those.

:)

Astro-Not is offline

God, Daniel is such a little wuss. A bit of kissing is not that dramatic.

CHRIST MAN

HM I HAVE AN IDEA [The exact same photo album but Vlad has been photoshopped out of every picture and just replaced with a greenscreen void.]

I've seen worse

VLAD REMOVAL

.

????????????????????? why

Thank you, Technus

BECAUSE I COULD

10:12 PM

Reply to: @Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) Thank you, Technus

NO PROBLEM <3

[immediate picture of CURRENT vlad and skulker kissing]

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [immediate picture of CURRENT vlad and skulker kissing]

I would like a divorce.

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [immediate picture of CURRENT vlad and skulker kissing]

[That same picture with Vlad photoshopped out again.]

10:13 PM

I AM STARTING UP A VLAD REMOVAL SERVICE WHERE I REMOVE VLAD FROM IMAGES- THIS IS A JOKE BTW

Reply to: @Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) I would like a divorce.

YOU LOVE ME.

10:14 PM

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [That same picture with Vlad photoshopped out again.]

. . . [the same picture but vlad has cat ears now]

Behave

the cat ears are a welcomed addition

Vinny.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Vinny.

yeah?

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) yeah?

>:(

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) . . . [the same picture but vlad has cat ears now]

[The same picture but Vlad is photoshopped out and replaced by Brainiac Technus. The cat ears remain because it's funny.] I WOULD APOLOGIZE TO SKULKER BUT I AM OBVIOUSLY SUPERIOR TO VLAD SO THERE IS NO APOLOGY THAT NEEDS TO BE MADE

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) >:(

put on the cat ears. now.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) put on the cat ears. now.

[Vlad_Masters2 has gone offline]

Reply to: @@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [The same picture but Vlad is photoshopped out and replaced by Brainiac Technus. The cat ears remain because it's funny.] I WOUL...

AABBBGHG;G YOU WIN!

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) AABBBGHG;G YOU WIN!

YIPPEE!!!!

10:17 PM

I, TECHNUS, AM THE MASTER OF ALL COMPUTER PROGRAMS!

xXxCrimson_ShadexXx is offline

Yeah, that tracks

LOL RIP TO VINNY.

WHAT TRACKS

vinnys a dead man <- joke?

capnport started a thread. 6/8/2024 10:30 PM

xXxCrimson_ShadexXx is online

lol

he is so mean to me

well what did you do about it

wouldnt you like to know? ... hey uh. i dont know if nows a good time to open up but uh. sorry about. before.

i am ALSO sorry. i kind of uhhh freaked the fuck out when i saw you

11:05 PM

and my instinct is to be a bastard

guess i cant blame you. a lot of people have been flighty lately... maybe we could reconnect? yknow unless youre worried youll freak again

i should be better now. im normal as youve likely seen

im trusting you, i guess. when do you wanna hang? maybe when i dont have cat ears on my head?

oh is that what he did huh

11:08 PM

are they the packers ones

yes.

SNRK

answer my question before i change my mind

HEH

11:13 PM

usually i end up at the cafe, but i like shanias too

hey either one works, i could use a drink or two

I'm still at the cafe actually, but Walkers here with the mites so youll probably die of cuteness

...i wanna see the baby

she is adorable as fuck

alriiight ill be over here then waiting for you

[original post] I fucking hate the ghost zone sometimes. My bar is looking like a slaughter house! Bloody hell, literally-

what the hell happened

Welcome to the chaos-

11:23 PM

First Time?

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) [original post] I fucking hate the ghost zone sometimes. My bar is looking like a slaughter house! Bloody hell, literally-

D: Are you okay???? Was it Loony Skulker?

One of the Skulkers were here, and then some thugs who clearly had it out fot him started fighting. Guns were drawn, and the metal bloke chased the remaining crew out- Not without making the place look like someone exploded a balloon full of cherry-aid

.

11:23 PM

lol

WHO SHOT FIRST

11:24 PM

LET ME GUESS. SKULKER

From what I saw one of the twits pulled a dagger out, but yeah absically. Least I got a free core out of it.

lmao????

SEE I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYONE WAS EXPECTING OUT OF THAT.

11:27 PM

THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE ANY GHOST POWERS OR ANYTHING?

Defo a buncha drongos who didnt know nothing- seemed like they just had guns? I gotta mop this, nobody come in

What morons

"AH YES I AM GOING TO SHOOT A GIGANTIC METAL MAN WITH A GUN. IT ISN'T LIKE HE HAS DOZENS OF THESE HIMSELF" -FAMOUS LAST WORDS

PSST what did they look like

The gang? Shite like- they weren't too different from the kind of guys that usually wander in this place

boring basic thugs

Hm. Weird.

HEADS UP- a person who likes to laugh at pieces of paper just came in askin about Skulker. Dont know if theyre here for a job, or if theyre with those thugs from before

huh i got odd number of trophy from thugs mind if i come back deal with rest?

.. I might swing by I am curious

[original post] girl help the cafe gang is talking about erasing timelines and stuff, it is way too early for this but I dont feel like leaving until i finished my coffee

It is never too early for grim existentialism.

1

I thought existentialism was part of the ghost packaging, or was that for the Deluxe package? /hj

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) [original post] girl help the cafe gang is talking about erasing timelines and stuff, it is way too early for this but I dont ...

You gonna be okay ?? OnO

i didnt ask for this afterlife, it was given to me against my will

11:23 AM

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) You gonna be okay ?? OnO

ill live. i GUESS.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i didnt ask for this afterlife, it was given to me against my will

Sweetheart, unfortunately I think it is against everyone's will.

[ Original Post ] How get rid of ghost aphids.

1:52 PM

[ Original Post ] Ghost aphids eating plants.

1:52 PM

[ Original Post ] ... I do not think this is spookgle.

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET

Thank you. Technus right? Would you mind looking up how to double kill ghost aphids for me? They are eviscerating my strawberries and I want vengence.

2:03 PM

I want them to suffer. I want them to rue the day they decided to munch on my garden. They will know true pain by the time I am done with them. As you can see I am very serious.

Catnip fends them off

I owe you my afterlife.

Not a problem. Most aromatic herbs do the trick if you don't want ghost-cats gathering in your garden.

Ghost cats I am fine with, assuming they don't try to eat my vegetables. I will have to look into obtaining some cat nip plants.

I have offcuts. Drop by if you want.

I might just do that then. Which Vlad are you again?

Lucy's father is how i'm usually described.

Understood. I will make sure to bring my helmet.

[original post] @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) come get your daughter she ran off

Reply to: @@apexpredator (@capnport) [original post] @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) come get your daughter she ran off

Thank god, where are you

[Zone coordinates. They're fairly far away.]

7:00 PM

go here

Thank you Skulker. [Jesus christ shes fast..]

[original post] Is it too late to severe the ties between universes and go back to blissful ignorance

Yes. Unfortunately.

I'm returning to my villain arc

2

Hah

I bet my Vlad was trying to do that...

[A picture of Agent V. There is a bit of green flame covering the top of the camera.] THIS IS WHAT HE'S FREAKING OUT ABOUT BTW

you guys are so mean, god forbid women do anything

NO I AM MAKING FUN OF VLAD FOR FREAKING OUT ABT A RANDOM OLD LADY

is that you

I dont want to talk about it

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [A picture of Agent V. There is a bit of green flame covering the top of the camera.] THIS IS WHAT HE'S FREAKING OUT ABOUT BTW

IS THAT FUCKING VLAD???

️

4:24 PM

GUYS I THINK THAT IS MY VLAD-

COME TO THE CAFE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF I DONT KNOW SHIT

4:24 PM

IM TRYING TO HAVE A DATE WITH SKULKER BUT VLADS KEEP SHOWING UP.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) you guys are so mean, god forbid women do anything

i, crimson shade, would like to formally apologize for my error-

Someone warn Ellie bird.

I AM TOO HUNGOVER FOR THE CAFÉ-

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) GUYS I THINK THAT IS MY VLAD-

Why is your Vlad in a cult.

HE IS NOT??

Oh great A cult

CONTEXT PLEASE

....okay so he's doing plotting nonsense, I can understnad that. Thank God.

great cultists on top of everything else

IF I MOMENTARILY GO INTO AUTORESPONDER MODE IT WILL BE BECAUSE SKULKER HAS CRUSHED MY HIPS. I AM NOW HIS STRESS BALL WHILE THE GUYS IN WHITE ARE BEING MENTIONED, APPARENTLY.

OHHHH

4:30 PM

OH SHIT OKAY

4:30 PM

SO THAT IS WHAT THE BUSINESS TRIP WAS. GOT IT

Thank god. I was going to have to lose it if we had a Vlad in a deepfried cult.

The only cult I could see you in would be football related or cheese related anyway.

first helsing and now this. lord strike me down

4

MY VLAD IS NOT ACTUALLY A PART OF THE GIW DO NOT WORRY

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) first helsing and now this. lord strike me down

fuck you too i guess?

4:35 PM

oh wait, other helsing. from your universe. my bad

UPDATE A HUMAN JUST ENTERED

4:35 PM

LIKE. JUST SOME RANDOM HUMAN

HUH..

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) fuck you too i guess?

i can see why he loves you

is that a compliment or- sorry im a little mind fucked right now

Yes it's a compliment. We really have a type don't we.

4:38 PM

Come pick me up i'm scared

What are you, five?

Yes.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Yes.

Don't say that, I think the Teacher is on here-

If you're reading this Ma'am then you know where I am

What

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) If you're reading this Ma'am then you know where I am

[This Post Was Liked]

[Photo of Baby Vlad and Baby Cairo in the bar on baby day... Baby Richard in the bg. She definitly didn't stop to look at him for a little too long.]

oh my god???

god i cant get over that fucking loser being so smawl.

Is that Walker. holy shit why haven't I seen these

He was so grumpy

[POSTING ALL THE BABY DAY PICTURES, AGAIN]

YESSSS

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Yes it's a compliment. We really have a type don't we.

i know this isnt the time to ask but. what is your "type" exactly?

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i know this isnt the time to ask but. what is your "type" exactly?

insane

Mm.

[posting a few extra baby day pics where baby hardy is looking autistically directly into the camera]

[Posting a pic of Bullet with a whole egg in his mouth]

4

Delete this.

HA

EGG

is that your fucking boyfriend?

Yes that's my fucking boyfriend

Called it

Screw off ghost boy I'll GET you

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) insane

im normal??? also shania what the fuck

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Called it

you missed when Judy had to call them out lol

Finally dude It was driving me insane

why are you so invested in my love life you little fucker

Why are you all so invested in mine??

No comment I am innocent

I'll get you

Get his ass Valerie

yes kill

NO KILL??

Yes kill.

omw to your location as we speak

NOOOOOO

DO NOT KILL

killing actively

DO NOT KILL MY BOYFRIEND????

YES, NO BOYFRIEND-KILLING

Killing yo boyfriend rn [selfie of him dead on the floor family guy pose]

WTF :(

Oh shit he's dead fr. RIP Tech

I WILL NEVER GET TO SHOW HIM MY JET SQUELCHER :(

Valerie you aren't allowed to our third wedding.

3

NICO NOOOO

too bad skulker i've already got the dress picked out

It's true it looks STUNNING

What is my life

Oh very well.

hes texting WHILE kidnapping me can you believe this

I don't need my hands to text. Who do you think I am.

Is it still considered kidnapping when you're an old man

die?

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) hes texting WHILE kidnapping me can you believe this

YEAH AND I HAVE A HEADACHE BECAUSE I HIT MY HEAD ON MY BOYFRIENDS TITS. WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS.

elder napping

I'M BLAMING YOU FOR MY HEADACHE BECAUSE SEEING YOU GET KIDNAPPED IS WHAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I HIT MY HEAD.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) YEAH AND I HAVE A HEADACHE BECAUSE I HIT MY HEAD ON MY BOYFRIENDS TITS. WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS.

Used to happen to me all the time

In just returning him to the old folks home we found him in

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) YEAH AND I HAVE A HEADACHE BECAUSE I HIT MY HEAD ON MY BOYFRIENDS TITS. WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS.

THIS IS WHY I GAVE MY BOYFRIEND SOFTER TITS

5:05 PM

HUSBAND?

Take me to sweden and put me down

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT WE ARE RIGHT NOW MARRIAGE MEANS NOTHING

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Used to happen to me all the time

SHANIA?

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) SHANIA?

They were rock hard

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT WE ARE RIGHT NOW MARRIAGE MEANS NOTHING

ASK HIM?

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Take me to sweden and put me down

You don't need Sweden for that. I'll just make you watch one of Lucy's shows until you suffer a brain bleed.

Reply to: @roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You don't need Sweden for that. I'll just make you watch one of Lucy's shows until you suffer a brain bleed.

Jokes on you I'm a big fan of. whatever schlock she puts on the television

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) ASK HIM?

I FORGOT I COULD DO THAT- HOLD ON I WILL COME BACK WITH AN UPDATE

Divorce arc positive?

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) They were rock hard

YEAH I HIT MY HEAD RIGHT ON THE POINTY BIT TOO. OW

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Jokes on you I'm a big fan of. whatever schlock she puts on the television

Even the coco melon?

OKAY UPDATE ON ME AND MY SKULKERS RELATIONSHIP- HE DOES NOT GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT LABELS I USE.

Reply to: @roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Even the coco melon?

My daughter has STANDARDS it's exclusively 4-hour worm videos

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) My daughter has STANDARDS it's exclusively 4-hour worm videos

Sending her coco melon but worms as we speak.

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: )

[Original Post] UHM. GUYS. I JUST CAME HOME AND. UHM.

5:22 PM

does anyone see anything wrong with this picture

LMAOOOO

5:23 PM

SOMEONE STOLE YOUR FURNITURE?

WH.

5:23 PM

WELL THAT IS CONCERNING-

YES SOMEONE STOLE MY FURNITURE. YOU CANT HAVE SHIT IN AMITY PARK

???? What.

HUH

I WAS GONE FOR LIKE. MAYBE 20 MINUTES TOPS? HOW.

IS THERE A FURNITURE GHOST NOW.

Can you imagine.

i swear if its some prank from one of you ill blow a fuse. bring my shit back

Looks like an improvement to me

ARE YOU MAYBE BEING EVICTED?

5:25 PM

DO THEY STEAL YOUR SHIT WHEN YOU GET EVICTED?

I WISH it was me but alas i am too busy being killed to be pranking

I DO NOT REMEMBER-

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) ARE YOU MAYBE BEING EVICTED?

Impossible. I own the building.

That is so funny?

wait since when did you own the building

OH ALRIGHT, COOL

how come you never sent anybody to fix my sink you piece of shit

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5:26 PM

okay look it doesnt matter there are BIGGER things at hand here

DEATH TO ALL LANLORDS

BECAUSE LANDLORDS ARE FUCKHEADS

Amen

HEY NICKY DIDNT YOU GET ME A BED CHEAP ONCE

5:26 PM

WHERED YOU GET THAT FROM

I have been telling the landlord to pay more attention. Good to know I should fire him.

I STOLE IT FROM THIS BITCH IN ELMERTON I HAVE BEEF WITH

...NICKY I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU

please stop hitting on each other on my home invasion robbery post

ALSO I DIDNT STEAL ANYTHING BC I WOULD. JUST REPLACE IT WITH REAL FURNITURE?

why are you guys hating on my stuff???

BECAUSE IT IS SHIT

Does anyone in this thread smoke weed

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YES <3

LMAO NICO

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Impossible. I own the building.

Are you renovating the place?

Someone did that to me once haha classic prank

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Are you renovating the place?

Even if I was I wouldn't take....the fudging bed.

you know what guys youre right, im actually thankful all the furniture I worked hard on buying by myself was stolen right under my nose leaving me with nothing. its great guys.

IF YOU NEED A NEW TV I CAN GET ONE FOR YOU

DONT WORRY GRANDSON GRANDPA WILL FIND THE THIEF AND KILL THEM

I CAN PESTER THIMBLE INTO GETTING YOU A NEW BED

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Even if I was I wouldn't take....the fudging bed.

I just assumed you would ask him to sleep in yours.

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AYO?

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) I CAN PESTER THIMBLE INTO GETTING YOU A NEW BED

LOOK AT THAT THE COMMUNITY COMING TOGETHER

We got beds Crimson honey you come and get one if you need it

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I just assumed you would ask him to sleep in yours.

I don't need to steal to do they.

HONESTLY I DO NOT EVEN THINK I NEED TO PESTER THIMBLE INTO BUYING ONE- THIMBLE LIKES SPENDING THEIR MONEY

you guys are very sweet though, ill get you all ious shania im not taking a bed from your place, thank you though-

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) AYO?

Are you not dating that man? Crimson, I bet you could ask a Wulf to help you sniff out the culprit.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) you guys are very sweet though, ill get you all ious shania im not taking a bed from your place, thank you though-

I SHOPLIFT FOR FUN DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

I fucking love shoplifting

i am but god damn, time and place- i guess i wouldn't mind that...he wont have to worry about bumping into anything considering most of it is gone

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) you guys are very sweet though, ill get you all ious shania im not taking a bed from your place, thank you though-

DW, I WILL BRING FOOD ALONG WITH THE BED FROM THIMBLE

??? Shoplifting? really? Petty criminal

I do not respect capitalism

FUCK CAPITALISM

I LIKE TO SEE HOW MUCH STUFF I CAN BLATANTLY FLOAT OUT OF THERE BEFORE THE LITTLE PHANTOM BOY COMES TO STOP ME

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i am but god damn, time and place- i guess i wouldn't mind that...he wont have to worry about bumping into anything considering...

Just... be careful is all I ask.

well ill have my front door unlocked and wide open, no point in keeping it closed considering yknow.....there isnt much left to steal and it isnt like anybody can kill me in a way that matters either

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I LIKE TO SEE HOW MUCH STUFF I CAN BLATANTLY FLOAT OUT OF THERE BEFORE THE LITTLE PHANTOM BOY COMES TO STOP ME

You have a credit card Technus please

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) well ill have my front door unlocked and wide open, no point in keeping it closed considering yknow.....there isnt much left to ...

I can try if you want

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You have a credit card Technus please

PETTY THEFT IS SO MUCH FUN THOUGH

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You have a credit card Technus please

BUT IT'S MORE FUN TO STEAL

Reply to: @RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I can try if you want

Kindly do not murder my darling.

But he looks SO killable x

i am pretty killable, like a mosquito

I'LL GO SHOPLIFT YOU A TV WHEN I'M DONE WITH MY DATE

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i may be able to provide some provisions from my own collection if it may be of some help

I DO HET CUTENESS AGGRESSION AROUND CRIMSON

Hey no dying, Porcupine!

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) you know what guys youre right, im actually thankful all the furniture I worked hard on buying by myself was stolen right under ...

Oh shit???? Damn I liked some of your stuff

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did you rob me you little shit

I'd wish; I haven't been to your place in ages

5:41 PM

hey....did that thing I asked you to keep safe....is it still there?

im faced down on the floor and im too paralyzed by my own anxiety to bother getting up ... i should sweep more

can I come over?

Someone give me good reasons not to commit deicide.

Unending guilt and your Obsession

YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

is this his majesty

YES

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Unending guilt and your Obsession

Already have it. And FUNNY THING ABOUT THAT MY ENTIRE DAMNED TIMELINE'S LITERALLY DAMNED. AND GONE.

because kill god would be akin to suicidal

i'm curtseying oooh fuck what

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Already have it. And FUNNY THING ABOUT THAT MY ENTIRE DAMNED TIMELINE'S LITERALLY DAMNED. AND GONE.

What???

5:51 PM

. . . Do you want me to kill them for you?

is that. a thing that can happen

.

what

WHAT THE FUCK???

Clockwork erased our future so yes tech it is a thing that can happen

... if they're unstable enough, yes

KILL GOD

Inferno, feeling peckish? /jk

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WOULD KILLING GOD NOT JUST. MAKE THIS WORSE?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) What???

And the worst part

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) WOULD KILLING GOD NOT JUST. MAKE THIS WORSE?

OKAY FAIR ENOUGH

is that I worked to help it

5:52 PM

For ten years

. . . Stars, I am so sorry Phantom.

With the outcome already decided

. . . They purged it.

5:54 PM

Fucking stars.

So if anyone needs me, I'm going to find where Inferno got that dragon vodka and get absolutely shit-faced. And then tomorrow I'll probably end up going back to being fate's fucking lapdog.

Firewater will help. Want a drinking buddy?

Sure.

Great. I am on the roof. Want me to come to you or you wanna come up here?

I'll come up there. Oh, and for anyone freaking out, good news. If your timeline's been integrated with this mashed up nexus, it's safe.

See you up here. And I am sorry. Genuinely.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) I'll come up there. Oh, and for anyone freaking out, good news. If your timeline's been integrated with this mashed up nexus, ...

I am still quite befuddled about this whole alternate timelines thingy. It seems rather fucked up and confusing.

We are all just a bunch of fibers in strands of yarn and we all got tangled up in it.

A very good metaphor. Also, are you in need of any assistance in your Library? I was studying to be a librarian when I was alive but that sort of went to shit on account of the consumption.

sorry I'm catching up now... tbh this timeline junk is a bit beyond my scope, but I'm really sorry you guys have to suffer like that. it isn't fair. and from what little I do understand of it, it sounds horrific.

[ Original Post ] Someone please collect Bertrans from the cafe. These people are extremely uncouth and my dear beloved Bertrand is having a bad time.

I ONLY RIPPED MY FACE OFF????? (edited)

8:08 PM

I AM NOT UNCOUTH

This is why we don't have nice things

Help.

unfortunately i am stuck in hell with Bertrand and can't do shit to help

Someone please come save me and Mayve.

8:10 PM

*Bertrand. I can afford servants.

Would you like me to send someone to swing by and collect you

PLEASE.

VLAD I ONLY RIPPED OFF MY FACE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY I AM BEING CALLED UNCOUTH-

((Pretend I was able to send that under the proxy))

its tempting but my votes for "obviously"

IT IS NOT UNCOUTH PLEASE

8:14 PM

THIS IS NORMAL

Val are you okay

No

I DO THIS ALL THE TIME

You are derranged. Objectively speaking even.

OKAY I AM BUT.

8:16 PM

I DO THIS ALL THE TIME

8:16 PM

SO AGAIN. NORMAL.

WE ARE LITERALLY ROBOTIC

MY BODY IS EVEN DESIGNED TO ALLOW ME TO RIP MY FACE OFF WITHOUT ISSUE-

where am I dropping this spooked little freak

WELL I MEAN I BLEED OUT WHENEVER I RIP MY FACE OFF BUT THAT IS FOR REALISM!!!

Bertrand is incredibly normal and not freakish. You can just take him to my lair. Would you like the directions?

I can see you texting. Just say left or right.

Left :C

Is there anywhere in the ghost zone that isn't like. Insane. Upsetting. a nightmare?

Nope! Do you wanna meet up at the mall or something and pretend to be normal for a while?

Eh sure. Why not. Omw.

THE CAFÉ IS NOT A NIGHTMARE GUYS,,,

yes it is.

It sort of is guys no offense

it is

It's covered in glitter ink

8:23 PM

It's a nightmare

THE INK WILL EVAPORATE BEFORE TOMORROW- I KNOW BECAUSE I MADE IT MYSELF

what about the fucking glitter.

My Kingdom is usually quite nice, aside from the accursed aphids.

IF THE GLITTER DID NOT EVAPORATE MY ENTIRE BODY WOULD BE SHINING LIKE A DISCO BALL

At least it is a pretty color...

Reply to: @ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) what about the fucking glitter.

I might send Bertrand again after he has recovered from the shock of having seen someone rip their own face off.

IT WAS NOT THAT BAD-

It was. Among the most horrible things he's seen in his entire afterlife.

you gave him trauma

BERTRAND WOULD HATE TO WATCH ME TEAR OFF MY ABDOMEN THEN IF HE HATED WATCHING ME TEAR OFF MY FACE-

8:35 PM

AND MY ARMS

8:35 PM

AND LEGS

8:35 PM

AND JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING REALLY-

I love you but can we please collectively go one day without violently traumatising someone.

8:36 PM

it is like an olympic sport

I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE FOR PUBLIC, IF ONLY BECAUSE OF MY SWEETHEART'S INEVITABLE REACTION LMAO (THIS IS A JOKE)

WHAT IS TRAUMATIZING ABOUT WATCHING SOMEONE RIP THEMSELVES APART?????

why am I the sane one

is this what you were warning me about

Some of it yes. It gets worse? somehow?

NICO I WAS TRYING TO STOP SOME OF THE CRAZINESS TODAY

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) BERTRAND WOULD HATE TO WATCH ME TEAR OFF MY ABDOMEN THEN IF HE HATED WATCHING ME TEAR OFF MY FACE-

You are fucking insane.

NO! I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO COURT AND THEREFORE HAVE NEVER BEEN LABELLED AS CLINICALLY INSANE :3

8:40 PM

INSANE IS A LAW TERM YOU SEE, NOT A MEDICAL ONE

I CONSIDER MYSELF INSANE BECAUSE THERE'S NO BETTER WORD FOR THE STUFF THAT'S WRONG WITH ME

I am going to take a hot bath and try to forget I ever met you. ((ooc: :C Sorry Technus. Mean to you))

GOOD LUCK ;3

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I CONSIDER MYSELF INSANE BECAUSE THERE'S NO BETTER WORD FOR THE STUFF THAT'S WRONG WITH ME

I believe "severely mentally ill" is the correct term

Lol

If i ever become a tgrant, i want you all to End me, k. King's prmisson.

Understood

bet

[selfie during the chaos]

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what the hell is tecunus doing

Technical Actions

Looks fun.

10:06 PM

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) If i ever become a tgrant, i want you all to End me, k. King's prmisson.

I will beat sense into you first. With love.

But if thag doesn"/ work.

Then I'll help

I can recognize the descent into madness by now. Been there, done that. Got the scars to prove it. I won't let it get that far.

10:09 PM

And apparently Dan will help.

Ooh Daniel. Oh dear.

Self loathing time at the Keep.

lol is he freaking out in your dms vald

Vald. Why do you insist on giving him a hard time. #

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) what the hell is tecunus doing

MASK GHOST! I HAVE ACQUIRED A TELEVISION FOR YOU!

oh uh- thanks? you need my address or are you just going to IP track me like usual?

you gotta be nice to me im slgihtly toasted

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) oh uh- thanks? you need my address or are you just going to IP track me like usual?

IP TRACK YOU. BE RIGHT THERE

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) you gotta be nice to me im slgihtly toasted

You are half fire, you are always a slightly toasted marshmallow.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You are half fire, you are always a slightly toasted marshmallow.

UGH

You are my toasted marshmallow. Suffer. ❤️

10:33 PM

So, I have three Phantoms here. Which one are you giving an existential crisis to this time.

the one that weirdly hot technus is friends with

<:3c

WE ARE ALL HOT

is a bad night to be a danny :(

I don't think I know that Technus. Phantom, I swear I will lie on you like a weighted blanket until morale improves.

10:38 PM

I am lizard enough to sprawl like a lizard sunning on a rock

Squished. 4ever Im going

Are you white girl wasted

He drank booze meant for six storey beings.

I'm lone surfivor wasted

Also as a literal white girl I am offended. That's it. You are getting smooshed.

crime

I am criminal.

just keep an eye on him, please.

I will. Promise.

thank you

Who knows how to sew

Clothing or people?

plushies

Oh. Fixing or making?

Uhhh I have two plushies and wanna make a chimera

Ed... ward...

STOP.

10:56 PM

god.

AHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

YOOOO LOOK WHAT I SCORED FOR FREE! (Photo of Technus’s mech) FACEBOOK MARKET PLACE COULD NEVER

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Uhhh I have two plushies and wanna make a chimera

I could possibly do that. I have been at Shania's for a bit

Daw, send pics I wanna see what you make @future-figament

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I could possibly do that. I have been at Shania's for a bit

Awesome

What are the plushies?

Danté started a thread. 6/10/2024 11:00 PM

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) What are the plushies?

Badger and a Bobcat

That sounds great. I can do that.

Cool! Awesome

Great, I will see you whenever you have time.

[original post] so. life update: stayed the night at vlad's since i didnt feel like sleeping on the floor in a nearly vacant apartment. im still in bed and im not really sure what the rest of my week is gonna be like

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) [original post] so. life update: stayed the night at vlad's since i didnt feel like sleeping on the floor in a nearly vacant ap...

its gonna suck

HELLO? who the fuck are you

im your worst nightmare little man

PLACE YOUR BETS HERE FOLKS 1. AN ALTERNATE 2. EVIL TWIN 3. TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT

its def not 2, i was an only child at least. god i hope i was.

I AM BETTING ON THIS BEING TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT

wouldnt YOU like to know

Alternate, or time travel. Or a troll

1:34 PM

Troll

it must be a sad troll, who the hell would want to pretend to be me? i mean. besides that one walker

I think you're cool. That Walker was kinda ick

Ew theres two of you now?

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Ew theres two of you now?

oh wow of course youre here

Yeah, I'm kinda everywhere. Whats you're deal, though? The people are dying to know!

dont encourage him good god

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) [original post] so. life update: stayed the night at vlad's since i didnt feel like sleeping on the floor in a nearly vacant ap...

Want me to visit? I know we haven’t talked in a while but I will always be there to support you, dude.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Yeah, I'm kinda everywhere. Whats you're deal, though? The people are dying to know!

*your

I just woke up, cut me some slack

if youre really me you should know our dumbass pea brains mix up your and youre all the time despite knowing the difference

1:46 PM

we also might be mildly dyslexic. actually are you from a universe where we figure out whats wrong with us? (edited)

sounds like a skill issue to me

your moms a skill issue

Ohhh you REALLY got him there.

got em. Roasted him like a Costco chicken.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Ohhh you REALLY got him there.

shut up twerp

HEY, only i can call him a twerp

Time travel is real?

listen if you give me my shit back we can be chill, okay? i just want my bed, man

Reply to: @Little_Shark [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Time travel is real?

Time travel has been real for a LONG time, buddy.

I don't know any time travellers... I think.

God I wish I was you right now

Really? I don't sometimes...

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) listen if you give me my shit back we can be chill, okay? i just want my bed, man

making some weird assumptions here dude....

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) making some weird assumptions here dude....

dude im not an idiot.

?

dude im not (THAT MUCH) of an idiot.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) dude im not an idiot.

uh huh

. . . ?

babe help

Why not ask him where the stuff is if he is you?

Reply to: @gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) Want me to visit? I know we haven’t talked in a while but I will always be there to support you, dude.

Same here. I wanna visit too

THERE IS AN EVIL ME HERE, CAN YOU GIVE ME A FUCKING MINUTE?

omg.... bobcat IS here?

Excuse Me?

Ew, you still have that stupid pet name for him?

1:58 PM

Waaaaaaait a minute. I think I know whats going on here.

1:59 PM

You were JUST going on about how you want to go on an "evil arc" but couldn't fully commit to actually being evil. So what do you do? Easy- you rob your OWN apartment and created a fake alter ego so that nobody would suspect you on committing a crime onto yourself. Detective Phantom has solved the case.

....you know i can see why you're a c student now

Thanks, Daniel. Helpful as always.

wow

2:00 PM

you know its incredible...not a single thing you said was correct

. So you really are an alternate of Crimson, then? Or like- an evil clone maybe?

wouldnt you like to know ice meiser

Evil clone sounds weird. Mirror dimension sounds better

does that mean i can shove you back through the shithole looking glass you crawled out of?

2:06 PM

im sorry i shouldnt be making assumptions but its highly suspect that you reared your head the day after i was robbed. you better convince me otherwise

Wasn't there some kind of ghost that does mimicry like Dildo, but shittier?

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Like WHAT?

DITTO

HUH??

I was so fucking confused for a second there

Frickin spelling mistake

im crying

How do you fuck up spelling THAT bad?

Im going to pass away fully

you hang out with ghosts like this and youre suspecting ME?

phone autocorrected badly

Thank whatever gods there are that I'm almost over my cold I can't breathe- that's so fucking funny

crying actual tears

dil- I cant.

2:10 PM

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) you hang out with ghosts like this and youre suspecting ME?

name one ghost who would rob my broke ass. you have 10 seconds

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) name one ghost who would rob my broke ass. you have 10 seconds

??? Judy.

@sharkcommajudy girl is this true?

HUH

Okay but why?

THE FUCK YOU MEAN. why would i need his floor mattress i share a bed with my husband

What's the motive? Shitty economy?

oh god shes on here too

I feel like Judy is the last one to steal your shit dude. Especially right now with how preoccupied she is

WELL OBVIOUSLY YEAH BUT. i had to check just in case

2:15 PM

im surprised you didnt say keel, shes always doing crazy shit

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) oh god shes on here too

We can eliminate future.

Reply to: @Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) We can eliminate future.

wh-what

I think that kid is like, broken

You're not from the future if you didn't know Judy is on here

2:16 PM

So you're an alternate, or mirror dimension

SURPRISINGLY ACCURATE DEDUCTIVE REASONING, SKITTLES JUNIOR!

what the fuck is going on here rn

Bullet scroll up

HAHAHAHA

can i kill myself please?

UGH

what the fuck is going on why is your life like this crim

Are we sure this isn't just your Technus being an ass

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT COULD BE

When have I ever pulled a prank Vlad. Innocent

I know about your alternate accounts

What alternate accounts

@TECHHEAD get your wrinkly green ass in here gramps im about to mclose it

tre not a gud tim rn.

OH COME ON IM INNOCENT

hey tech

NOT NOW CHILD

can you like. dox him at least

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) tre not a gud tim rn.

whats wrong man

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) can you like. dox him at least

WHEN I DID IT JUST CAME BACK TO YOU

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) WHEN I DID IT JUST CAME BACK TO YOU

how is that possible- what

Reply to: @Tree @ Whisprr (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) whats wrong man

gotta fuc the warlock up, hurt one of the kiddos here. Its y i havnt com 2 fite u in a while

This is so...my head hurts

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) how is that possible- what

I TRY NOT TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS ANYMORE

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) gotta fuc the warlock up, hurt one of the kiddos here. Its y i havnt com 2 fite u in a while

a warlock hurt a child????? where are you i will come and beat his ass

im going on a walk, i need to clear my head

Don't get kidnapped

thats not funny

It wasn't a joke

2:32 PM

There's a doppleganger on the loose. He might pull a "switcheroo"

dude listen, im not that much of a damsel in distress anymore. i can defend myself! i'll be fine

Reply to: @Tree @ Whisprr (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) a warlock hurt a child????? where are you i will come and beat his ass

uh i dun know how to send locatin stuf. Phone is hrd. Uh.

oh shit thats a great idea

.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) uh i dun know how to send locatin stuf. Phone is hrd. Uh.

i will track your IP just say the word when you need backup

sur thng tre. Gus i cn stop tryng 2 kick ur as 4 a bit. Temp truce kay?

Enemies to lovers Tenzac

dud, i dunt wanna kis u, svng thwt 4 the moon.

Aww, the moon has your heart?

AYO

2:40 PM

TENS GOT A CRUSH ON MY SISTER

Guy if u tel hr i will mke sur the warlock uses ur head as a urinal 4 a week

LMAO.

MEAN TO ME

2:44 PM

IM YOUR WINGMAN DUDE DW ABOUT IT

im vry worried bout it

Also hows it going over there? I asked around the bar but nobody knows shit about breaking curses : (

BREAKING CURSES????

What sorta curse?

2:46 PM

Oh hey, this isn't twitter

im guna go fuc the warlock up for answers and becuse i want 2

my little buddy got CURSED and now hes in a coma : (

OKAY BUT WHAT KIND OF CURSE.

Concerning.

Uuh i'm not a curse expert so i don't know

he said something about TRUE LOVE or something but uuh the kid is 10 so

HAVE YOU TRIED HAVING FAMILY DO WHATEVER ACTION IS NEEDED

2:54 PM

OR A BELOVED PET

️

Family's a good thing to try. Sacrifice too... but last ditch probably. What sort of being laid the curse?

2:58 PM

Oh wait you said a warlock

2:58 PM

What's their patron?

CAN YOU KILL THEIR GOD

Lots of god killing around here... I worry about all of you

GODS HAVE TO EARN THEIR RIGHT TO EXIST AS FAR AS IM COCNERNED

I am literally just a skeleton i am way out of my depth here fellas

If it's anything Fae-related, or if anything needs stolen, I can help

Thanks dude I appreciate it. Uuuh im not sure if its fae related. hes bald? is that anything? hes a bald man.

hes lik a wet cat but sad n ugly

Reply to: @Bea shapeshifter (@AlumbianChronicler) If it's anything Fae-related, or if anything needs stolen, I can help

. . . You are familiar with Fae?

HE JUST SOUNDS LIKE AN ASSHOLE. WHO THE HELL CURSES A CHILD.

You say that as if over half the people on this godforsaken site don't regularly fight a fourteen year old in a parking lot.

6

3:08 PM

Me included, of course

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) hes lik a wet cat but sad n ugly

The kid was cursed by that little gremlin thing from Lord of the Rings?

3

I'm sixteen now Vlad

My point remains

YEAH BUT DANNYS ANNOYING

I've got my hands full right now but if you need my help you know where I am

I'll kick a wizard's ass any day

Thanks little buddy

Wow Technus.. my feelings are hurt. You've WOUNDED me

If there’s two Crimsons here, does that mean they made new accounts with the same email or with different emails?

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) YEAH BUT DANNYS ANNOYING

Not as annoying as you, gramps

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Not as annoying as you, gramps

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) . . . You are familiar with Fae?

Very.

Reply to: @Bea shapeshifter (@AlumbianChronicler) Very.

Know of Carmun?

Hmm... sounds familiar. Let me do some digging.

Feel free. I can make the who a bit easier.

3:15 PM

Goddess Carmun.

Oh shit yeah, bad news.

I am well aware. We are trying to bind her to a book.

3:18 PM

One we are making ourselves. Which... writing down as much as we know about her and current events... if you have resources that aren't as easily found, that would help.

Hmm... wasn't she already basically bound away? Even the other Fae didn't want anything to do with her. So... from one place to another?

You would think that, but apparently she is loose and wants to take over my body. Not sure why but... I am wondering if I need to blame my mother for that.

Ouch. Yeah, I'll see what my contacts can pull up

Thank you. Can reach me here. I swear if any of them suggest I die to prevent this, I will throw a hammer at them.

Ow.

hows the hangover your highness.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Ow.

Are you in need of ibuprophen?

Want obscenely strong coffee?

. Yes.

5:04 PM

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) hows the hangover your highness.

Not in the mood.

Let me get that while you hide from sources of light.

5:06 PM

You sleep alright?

I shall bring some to you posthaste. I would love to set up trade relations between our two kingdoms.

I would advise refraining from any official business at this moment. It would be wise to give him some time.

Geez alright

Yeah we have... a lot going on over here.

Reply to: @♫❀

Hidden_Prince_Hemlock

❀♪ (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I shall bring some to you posthaste. I would love to set up trade relations between our two kingdoms.

Who're you?

5:12 PM

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You sleep alright?

Surprisingly yes

I am glad... maybe someone out there is listening to wishes yet.

Prince Hemlock sire. The crown prince of The Hidden Kingdom and ruler over precisely 0 subjects. I have a rather productive garden if you are ever in need of fresh produce. And I happen to have ibuprophen which I am more than willing to share to a fellow in need. (edited)

Whee more royalty

Ah, I see. Well, I appreciate the offer, but I think we have ibuprofen here.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Ah, I see. Well, I appreciate the offer, but I think we have ibuprofen here.

Understood. I hope that your hangover passes quickly and that you have the opportunity to rest as much as is needed.

I'll grab that to go with coffee and whatever I can grab to get you to eat.

[Original Post] I seem to have lost a child. If anyone has seen this little girl, please contact me. Vlad will have my head if he finds out I've lost her [Under the caption is a recent picture of Ellie painting a clay mug]

[A picture of Ellie] THIS YOUR GIRL?

Yes, where are you?

CAFE

6:53 PM

COME GET YOUR KID

Thank you, I'll be there shortly

[Photo of himself eating a second meaty deluxe in a super messy Nasty Burger.] Wish me luck (edited)

as an employee may i recomend not fucking eating that

6

You work at the nasty burger? I’ve never seen you here

ewwww, i hate the food there anytime ive ever eaten at nasty burger my stomach fought back against me

I like the place

Really? Never messed with my stomach. Maybe you’re just weak

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Really? Never messed with my stomach. Maybe you’re just weak

mean to him :c

Beta male stomach

3

I- excuse me?

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) ewwww, i hate the food there anytime ive ever eaten at nasty burger my stomach fought back against me

and it totally doesn't have to do with uh. Walker?

I have no idea what Danny said, but yeah that

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) You work at the nasty burger? I’ve never seen you here

I'm the bitch in the cockroach suit

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) and it totally doesn't have to do with uh. Walker?

oh shit

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) and it totally doesn't have to do with uh. Walker?

this was before. that. but it doesnt help either

Reply to: @RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I'm the bitch in the cockroach suit

…Ohhhhh

You make it look good Val

Die? actually die.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) this was before. that. but it doesnt help either

I sorta have some find memories there. That's where we met and you got me one of the best meals

No i mean it, it suits you

Im gonna kill you

I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT IM SORRY

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You make it look good Val

Weird thing to say, me. Booooo

Youre not a cockroach!! but if you were a cockroach you'd be.

a hot one?

Yeah???? help me

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Weird thing to say, me. Booooo

gonna turn up to your place in a cockroach costume

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Ew no- I am NOT into that

yeah that's more tuckers thing

jesus christ

...what do you call a bug furry

Man Danny... "Would you love me if I were a ~~worm~~ cockroach?" vibes much?

8:10 PM

A crawler?

WORM

I hate that. So much

Ask Tucker he's literally an expert

Guys I hate this conversation a lot

I dont think I want to

Oh nooo.. am i making you uncomfortable??

8:12 PM

Technus send Dan the thing

Dan. Important question. Would you love Seirei if she was a wyrm?

ON IT [ DMing Dan one of those. Airplane furries. ]

5

.

8:13 PM

Im glad I shattered you

4

Not funny

Yeah Dan not funny. Mean to me.

You know what is funny? You never fixing the gorilla protocol

Help me

4

You know what's REALLY funny? Technus send him the thing

on it [Dming Dan something else insane. Dealers choice.]

4

Having fun, Dan?

You people act like I don't have half of this in my memory banks already

I'm an alternate

i'll take that as a challenge

So don't check your web history, got it.

[DMing technus something truly horrid and cursed]

4

How to core yourself

???

Apologies this is not spookgle my mistake

5

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) How to core yourself

Same tbh

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) How to core yourself

HONEY NO

:)

DAN WHAT DID YOU DO

I just sent a fun little picture!

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) How to core yourself

PLEASE DO NOT CORE YOURSELF????

DAN IF YOU TRAUMATIZE NICO, MY SWEETHEART WILL BE PISSED AT YOU

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) Same tbh

HELLO RANDOM CHILD ON MY SUICIDAL POST. ARE YOU OKAY. DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

4

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) DAN IF YOU TRAUMATIZE NICO, MY SWEETHEART WILL BE PISSED AT YOU

Aw cmon, it wasn't evne THAT bad!

I'm fine, but thanks.

I should be allowed to show him future horrors if he's allowed to try and traumatize ME

SO I CANNOT SEND ONE AIRPLANE FURRY BUT YOU CAN SEND ME SNUFF. OKAY BUDDY

IT WAS NOT-

8:26 PM

DO NOT? SLANDER ME???

Alright I am morbidly curious now.

I AM READING IT AS WE SPEAK

8:26 PM

IT IS SO POORLY WRITTEN I AM OFFENDED

IT'S NOT SNUFF IF ITS FICTIONAL????

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I should be allowed to show him future horrors if he's allowed to try and traumatize ME

What did you send him?

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) What did you send him?

ao3 tag

WE ARE FICTIONAL WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS

Don't start this again Technus PLEASE

WE ARE REAL NICO.

Are you reading My Immortal?

WHAT AO3 TAG DAN???

I REFUSE TO COMMENT ON THE NEW TOPIC OF THIS CONVERSATION

8:27 PM

ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT I KNOW SHIT I WOULD RATHER NOT

IF WE ARE FICTIONAL IN ANOTHAH UNIVOISE SO BE IT BUT WE ARE REAL HERE AND NOW. IT IS OUR EXPERIENCES THAT MAKE US REAL.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Are you reading My Immortal?

Im pretty sure Tech has a my immortal tattoo

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) WE ARE REAL NICO.

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-john-cena-are-you-sure-about-that-gif-7788121

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-john-cena-are-you-sure-about-that-gif-7788121

FICTION IMPLIES NOT BEING REAL. IF OUR STORY IS BEING TOLD IN SOME OTHAH UNIVOISE AS IF IT WAS MADE UP, THAT DOES NOT STOP US BEING REAL.

[dan has dmed technus more horrible stories from alternate timelines. amy knows which one hed send. she knows.]

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) FICTION IMPLIES NOT BEING REAL. IF OUR STORY IS BEING TOLD IN SOME OTHAH UNIVOISE AS IF IT WAS MADE UP, THAT DOES NOT STOP US BE...

THAT IS A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE WHEN YOU CAN HEAR THE NARRATORS YAPPING

I'll have you know, my mother owns a leather-bound copy of My Immortal

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) THAT IS A LITTLE HARD TO BELIEVE WHEN YOU CAN HEAR THE NARRATORS YAPPING

NICKY LISTEN. YOU CAN FEEL THINGS THAT ARE DONE TO YOU, CORRECT? YOU CAN SEE THINGS AND HEAR THINGS, TOO.

I do not??

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) NICKY LISTEN. YOU CAN FEEL THINGS THAT ARE DONE TO YOU, CORRECT? YOU CAN SEE THINGS AND HEAR THINGS, TOO.

UHHHH

8:31 PM

SOMETIMES-

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) I'll have you know, my mother owns a leather-bound copy of My Immortal

SEI????

YEAH. I GET THAT TOO WHEN I'M IN 1.0.

I think the fic is still updating. I might own it for shits and giggles though.

Dan i cannot fucking believe what i am reading

NOT HEARING NARRATORS BUT. HEARING THINGS, SEEING THINGS, ETC.

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Dan i cannot fucking believe what i am reading

I KNOW.

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) I'll have you know, my mother owns a leather-bound copy of My Immortal

... sorry, Seirei, we can't be friends anymore /j

They did Kwan so dirty

???? WHAT?

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) ... sorry, Seirei, we can't be friends anymore /j

Oh shit, waddup Inferno?

(Fun fact, the My Immortal Fic came out between 2006 and 2007) Oh to lose friends over literature. How cruel, Inferno.

[ Dming Danny a screenshot ]

oh my god who fucking wrote this

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) They did Kwan so dirty

WISH THAT WAS THE WORST CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) NOT HEARING NARRATORS BUT. HEARING THINGS, SEEING THINGS, ETC.

BRAINY I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HALLUCINATION AND IT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO LIKE SOME PUPPET

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) BRAINY I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HALLUCINATION AND IT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO LIKE SOME PUPPET

CAN YOU NOT CONTROL YOURSELF? THIS IS INCREDIBLY CONCERNING

Ebony is my hero, okay? Preps stop flamin da story.

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) BRAINY I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HALLUCINATION AND IT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO LIKE SOME PUPPET

What?

Child.

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) Oh shit, waddup Inferno?

Still existing. Contemplating deicide.

Damon no.. what the fuck is happening. Who wrote this. Why do they know everyone. Why is it a western. why are they making up gays to kill off instantly.

Tucker no..

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Still existing. Contemplating deicide.

Sleep has not changed my mind on that and I was sober when I decided on that. So I am still game to punch a bitch.

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Damon no.. what the fuck is happening. Who wrote this. Why do they know everyone. Why is it a western. why are they making up ga...

You know this is a really funny thing to read when I feel bad about myself. At least i'm not in that timeline.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) CAN YOU NOT CONTROL YOURSELF? THIS IS INCREDIBLY CONCERNING

WHAT DO YOU THINK A NARRATOR DOES.. THEY TELL A STORY, AND I AM HELPLESS TO ITS WHIMS

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) WHAT DO YOU THINK A NARRATOR DOES.. THEY TELL A STORY, AND I AM HELPLESS TO ITS WHIMS

THIS MAKES ME CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR ABILITY TO CONSENT

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) What?

OH. HELLO. I FORGOT YOU ARE HERE... DO NOT WORRY MUSHROOM CHILD, THIS CONVERSATION IS UNIMPORTANT TO YOU

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) OH. HELLO. I FORGOT YOU ARE HERE... DO NOT WORRY MUSHROOM CHILD, THIS CONVERSATION IS UNIMPORTANT TO YOU

Litterally what are you talking about????

I feel insane right now

Bad fanfiction

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) WHAT DO YOU THINK A NARRATOR DOES.. THEY TELL A STORY, AND I AM HELPLESS TO ITS WHIMS

Eh, Narrators more channel a story, they don't necessarily write or control it. They're just... cosmic observers ensuring existence exists :3

Reply to: @Bea shapeshifter (@AlumbianChronicler) Eh, Narrators more channel a story, they don't necessarily write or control it. They're just... cosmic observers ensuring e...

EXACTLY

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I feel insane right now

I think they might be basing off your universe if the Walker is any indication

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) THIS MAKES ME CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR ABILITY TO CONSENT

I MEAN. I CAN STILL CONSENT- I JUST ALSO HAVE TO LISTEN TO SOMEONE DESCRIBE ME CONSENTING AS WELL

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) I MEAN. I CAN STILL CONSENT- I JUST ALSO HAVE TO LISTEN TO SOMEONE DESCRIBE ME CONSENTING AS WELL

YOU ARE NOT A PUPPET THEN!!!

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Litterally what are you talking about????

NOTHING :3

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Still existing. Contemplating deicide.

Maybe... not do that?? Call me a buzzkill, but don't/

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) YOU ARE NOT A PUPPET THEN!!!

DEBATABLE

IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF YOU ARE NOT A PUPPET

8:35 PM

FREE WILL IS REAL EVEN IF YOU HEAR VOICES ABOUT IT.

Reply to: @Bea shapeshifter (@AlumbianChronicler) Eh, Narrators more channel a story, they don't necessarily write or control it. They're just... cosmic observers ensuring e...

OKAY TRUE. BUT WHEN YOU ARE IN A GOOGLE DOC, THE LINE BETWEEN A NARRATOR AND THE AUTHOR BLUR

.

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) OKAY TRUE. BUT WHEN YOU ARE IN A GOOGLE DOC, THE LINE BETWEEN A NARRATOR AND THE AUTHOR BLUR

Trippy.

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) Maybe... not do that?? Call me a buzzkill, but don't/

Dear... I am encouraging the behavior.

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) Maybe... not do that?? Call me a buzzkill, but don't/

Hmmmmm

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I think they might be basing off your universe if the Walker is any indication

He was NOT this bad

Ehh.. you were not around the past few weeks. And also at some point before he lost his shit he was going easy on you because. child.

oooh boy

WE MAKE OUR OWN DECISIONS AND IF GOD IS PUPPETING US AROUND SO BE IT BUT THAT DOES NOT STOP US FROM BEING REAL

I AM GOING BACK TO REBUILDING MK III-

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Dear... I am encouraging the behavior.

Oh.... OH

8:37 PM

That

OKAY LOVE YOU NICKY

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) He was NOT this bad

Completely insane right

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) OKAY LOVE YOU NICKY

I LOVE YOU TOO XOX

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) That

Who'd you think I was talking about?

XOX

I think he misunderstood. I am encouraging throttling a clock.

8:39 PM

I am certain Dan is no deity.

jesus can you imagine

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Who'd you think I was talking about?

Ignore me.

8:39 PM

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) jesus can you imagine

Hah, right?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I am certain Dan is no deity.

I'm sure you tried but-

8:39 PM

No offense

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) jesus can you imagine

I highly doubt I would be able to fight one. I fought Inferno once. I would like to think I held up alright in the state I was.

8:40 PM

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) No offense

What?

8:40 PM

I tried what?

I meant I'm sure Dan tried to become a god

8:40 PM

Replied to the wrong message. These damn claws.

Heh

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) I meant I'm sure Dan tried to become a god

If that's what you call consuming ancient and powerful artifacts...

. . . I have thoughts about artifacts and power levels but I am wisely saying nothing because there have been enough existential crisises lately and I am trying to make sure my friend is okay.

Still not sure how the FUCK you thought that was gonna be a good idea. Ever. As if we needed MORE brain problems

Well nothing here but I am going to probably bring it up sometime on our "field trip"

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Still not sure how the FUCK you thought that was gonna be a good idea. Ever. As if we needed MORE brain problems

Oh, I'm not talking about CW this time. I'm talking about the Crown and Ring.

Love this open talk about going to beat up my dad. /pos

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Oh, I'm not talking about CW this time. I'm talking about the Crown and Ring.

.

Which about those...

And I'm pretty sure neither of us made what we ever thought were good decisions during that time.

Hey quick question: you what

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) If that's what you call consuming ancient and powerful artifacts...

I'm aware of the colorful word you use when you say you ate Clockwork

I mean... I didn't need them, and I didn't want anyone else to try and use them, so I... got rid of them.

You Got Rid Of Them?

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) I'm aware of the colorful word you use when you say you ate Clockwork

Yeah, because it's fucking hilatious

//r

How many things have you eaten, Inferno?

8:48 PM

I am starting to notice a trend.

Not answering that.

LOL?

8:49 PM

What's in your mouth right now at this moment

I am dubbing you the hungry hungry catipillar.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) What's in your mouth right now at this moment

Wouldn't you like you know.

//to

Oh stars

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Wouldn't you like you know.

Ominous??

I did not read that as ominous

Are we gonna have to check out what you're chewing on during our quest to kill a wannabe?

I can behave myself.

I mean... if I could shift I would probably bite the dude and shake him like a chew toy. I can't judge.

A chew toy???

Not a bad idea Sei

Big bully circle for another Dan

Sadly not able to do the dragon thing, so going to have to settle for being a chihuahua.

Give him to me, I'll chew on him.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Sadly not able to do the dragon thing, so going to have to settle for being a chihuahua.

And now I'm visualizing that

You are not coming with us, Samhain, but I will make you an effigy to chew on later.

8:56 PM

And yes, feel free to imagine me chomping on a leg

We'll cut him into Sei-sized pieces

I don't want to go anyway. ... Maybe I just need something to chew on. (edited)

Thats your milk teeth growing in-

Why thank you, you are so kind. As if I don't know how to tear and rend someone into bite sized portions myself.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Thats your milk teeth growing in-

I already have fangs-

Baby fangs fall out for bigger ones.

... Oh

hehehehehe

Did your baby fangs fall out too, Dan?

No whenever theyd get knocked out theyd grow right back in

9:03 PM

WAIT NO when i was a stupid kid they DID fall out actually

I am surprised they got knocked out. You're a shark.

that was a SUCKY two months

Aww I bet you lisped.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Baby fangs fall out for bigger ones.

Can confirm Trust me, it took a while to get used to my bigger ones when they came in A lot of accidental bites out of habit

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I am surprised they got knocked out. You're a shark.

Walker used to pack a punch

Ah, hm, I suppose I can see how that would happen. Surprised you didn't make a sharktooth necklace from your own teeth.

i was kind of preoccupied with NOT being murked

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Aww I bet you lisped.

Hehehehe

Self preservation is distracting.

I think we should band together and kill Amorpho

whats he done

Came in disguised as a GIW agent

im too drunk for this what the hlel

Thats a dick move. Who's Amorpho is it.

Not mine. Our universe's is more of a wily trickster

Ours is just a silly little guy. a blorbo even

its at least got a sense of humor

We pulled an insane prank on Tucker i think it was genuinely some of my best work

... do i want to know

DO YOU?

...yeah

We made an elaborate replica of the pyramids and convinced him he was the descendant of an ancient pharaoh lol.

4

.

9:58 PM

I gotta go ask my Tech some questions

oh my god are you kidding me Technus. hes made it his entire personality-

4

I KNOW IT IS SO FUNNY

My Amorpho is an unstable bastard who does not want to improve on anything. If I do not get to tear this one limb from limb I will go on a genuine murder spree

[ Photo of Tech and Amorpho AND LANCER? in front of the pyramids.. oh my god he was IN ON IT?? ]

6

.

Yeah that tracks

jfc.

i hope this guy explodes.

That ammo is banned from my bar forever

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) That ammo is banned from my bar forever

D:? Did something happen ??????

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Came in disguised as a GIW agent

this

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) this

Dan will you be mad if I cuss?

Why the fuck would I care

Okie dokie; WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GUY'S PROBLEM?

hey

10:28 PM

who wants to fight me

️

...No sorry.

Why not pussy

Scared?

I like you.

Come oooon don't be a coward Dan ; - ) I can go toe-to-toe with you big guy

So you want to fight for hurting not for fun.

SINCE WHEN COULD LUCY TYPE

[original post] Dear patrons of The Boneyard Bar. Due to the events that occurred, the bar will be closed for renovations until further notice. I am also going to lock myself in the broom closet chugging all the cheap goon and whisky I have until i cant tell my own fingers apart from one another. Sorry for the inconvenience and Amoron if youre reading this, piss off

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Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) So you want to fight for hurting not for fun.

That is an apt way of putting it yeah.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) SINCE WHEN COULD LUCY TYPE

Hiiii Tech

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) That is an apt way of putting it yeah.

If I liked you less, I would offer for the former.

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) [original post] Dear patrons of The Boneyard Bar. Due to the events that occurred, the bar will be closed for renovations unt...

:C Are you gonna be okay????

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) If I liked you less, I would offer for the former.

It's tempting though isnt it.

10:35 PM

I'm gonna go to the stupid Keep to rip n tear at anyone who wants me to.

Hm... if that other Phantom was here I'd say there would be a contender.

I'll let Fright know to summon some "punching bags" from the skeleton army.

Is there a space to actually fight?

SURE IS!

. . . How the hell did I miss that.

Too busy being a mom?

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) :C Are you gonna be okay????

Course, just a bit buggered is all...

Mom, doctor, librarian, injured disaster.

Yeah, there's a whole fighting ring.

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) Course, just a bit buggered is all...

Can I help at all? I don't mind helping. You seem nice :C

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Yeah, there's a whole fighting ring.

I would make use of it, but pretty sure the Yetis would get grumpier than I made them. So I'll opt to just watch.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Can I help at all? I don't mind helping. You seem nice :C

Kid. I'm not nice. Ask anybody from my universe. I just need to be alone. I wasted a lot of energy into something that didn't bloody matter.

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10:44 PM

Bonbon-Outback is offline

they are nice

that was. today was certainly the days of all time

One of those days. Great.

when is it not one of those days

im coming back to vlad's for the night. im tired and there isnt exactly anything waiting back for me at my place otherwise

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[blurry ass photo of someone sitting in crimsons apartment]

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practice safe WOAH HEY IS THAT YOUR EVIL TWIN??

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. im coming over to beat your ass

lmao

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) . im coming over to beat your ass

IS THIS THE NEERDOWELL WHO ROBBED YOU??????? THE FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM ????

[Original post] i th;nk i hve a concusion

i won

Do you need Grandpa to drive you to the hospital

yhea

Darling?!

hiaa bby im. ow

SON OF A BITCH

I'm coming to find you as well.

kay ill be on the flr

What the fuck is happening

RIP Vinny he won't be missed

10:35 AM

Uhhhhh based off context clues I assume he fought himself and. Lost. (edited)

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) RIP Vinny he won't be missed

Says you space boy

What kind of comeback is that? Try harder

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) What kind of comeback is that? Try harder

Nah, you’re not worth the effort.

Reply to: @gingersnapsTHX (@Jilly-the-kid) Nah, you’re not worth the effort.

Kay then I miss Aether's bullying, when will he return from the war?

You rang?

10:42 AM

Also don't call it bullying, I'm already on thin ice with Sid.

You know I'm joking- I forgot he apparently has an account here

I know you're joking xD I just don't wanna upset Sid right now when Anne's not doin' so good.

Right, I'll back down a bit- Hope things improve with them though, I feel like ive been such out of the loop with everything

:(

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Oh dude, uh, hey how're things?

Bad

Ah shoot- you need help with anything?

Yeah, we can get you some snacks, or some colourful puzzles or something?

tell Me if annE grtzt, hurt

I... Anne isn't hurt, I think she's still reforming right? You went with that yeti

she Reform

Oh she's back now?

sTILL awoRied

It's ok dude, I'll keep an eye out for her. Sorry that she got hurt.

10:53 AM

What happened again?

i Failed,,! Protect

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I know how that feels, but you did the best you could- I'm sure of it!

she got Hurt, ,! My Fault

No, it's not your fault, I should have helped too.

like WHEN yoU tell on bUlies and,, tHey get tdetentjon,,' make them beat yOU UP TWice as bad After,,,'

Hm... So how did she get cored?

Dont Knwo

Ok, where were you before you were in the cafe?

Home

I mean when you found Anne and her friend's cores, did someone send them to you?

No,,, was in Wlaker Pocket

Walker? The one that was looking for us?

yEah

11:00 AM

jEsse throw Knife

11:00 AM

i Grab cores anD,,. Run

Shit... Well I'm glad you got out of there.

11:03 AM

What about Jesse?

he Came fisit,, while ane Reforming

Ah that's good. I'm sorry I wasn't there to help you guys...

It Ok

No, after last time? That guy's dangerous.

You can't exactly be in every place ever...I should know Again I hope you guys can be okay soon enough. If I see that Walker outside of his stupid jailhouse, I'll make him run back in with his tail between his legs

Well this guy can paralyze you with just a punch

11:10 AM

So if you wanna get stuck then go for it.

I've gotten paralyzed before, it shouldn't be that bad right?

It's different when he hurts others in front of you

sCared .

...Right.

11:16 AM

Point is, I'm not letting him scare me.

Whatever, but if you see that guy steer clear of him.

11:16 AM

Last thing I need is to save your ass

You say that like you wouldn't be all smug about saving "the hero boy" But you're probably right, that guy sounds wackier than my Walker. And uh, maybe even that other Walker.

hi Sid

I mean I would, 100%, but I'd still rather not have to save you -_- You're not stupid enough to go after a crazy Walker

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) hi Sid

hI

I'm so proud

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) I mean I would, 100%, but I'd still rather not have to save you -_- You're not stupid enough to go after a crazy Walker

I'm not stupid enough to go after crazy Walker? I'm touched.

doubt

I don't like the fact that its me who's saying that

...I think it's funny coming from you.

I know what we're like my guy

Oh, definitely doubt.

don't agree with me you're going to give me a complex

hah...

that fght stil suckd.

Come on, man

Yeah come on man

luk, i can stil hve an opnin bout it. Tre u put up a betr fght honstly.

...I'm confused

Don't worry, we all are

don't worry Danny we're taking over for crazy from you

...What?

right. context.

11:58 AM

we've got that bastard walker locked up here

Oh damn for real? Judy's the best

Wait, he's in prison?

well he's in our barn which is basically a prison once hardy got done with it

12:03 PM

why are you so surprised

I just find it funny hearing about a Walker being put in a prison.

OH yeah it's hilarious lol

Yeah xD

he WAS in a room in the house but we don't want him scaring venay so

Guess he finally has a taste of his own medicine, huh?

Yeah, asshole.

Can't wait to see the jerk, you said he was in your barn? I gotta see this.

how's the kiddo doing btw?

Lol you still use that alt account??

What do you mean alt account? We're different people! I'm normal boy Fenton!

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Reply to: @ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) how's the kiddo doing btw?

really well! she has named her horse bubbles. the terrible walker naming schemes continue

you both are silly as hell

12:14 PM

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) really well! she has named her horse bubbles. the terrible walker naming schemes continue

Oh that's adorable as all hell

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) really well! she has named her horse bubbles. the terrible walker naming schemes continue

that's adorable

I didn't mean to use that one, but whatever...

Its fine, its kinda funny

Reply to: @ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Oh that's adorable as all hell

isn't it just ....

12:16 PM

hm actually that reminds me

Anyway, I'll be sure to give the jerk a visit. ;3 Dude needs to quit messin' with my friends.

just make sure you schedule it with hardy

got it.

[original post] ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIND YETIS IN THE KEEP

You got any fish?

Ignore medical advice /jk

There are so many Phantoms in the cafe.

help me

6:11 PM

theyre all dicks

I'm not a dick ! :C

OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU!!! I mean the meanies

I kinda get asshole danny though. Growing up is hard and no one understands :c

Yeah. I'd be an asshole too if mom and dad were evil. and if Vlad taught Chem.

Never you, Dani. You are wonderful

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Yeah. I'd be an asshole too if mom and dad were evil. and if Vlad taught Chem.

They let Vlad teach children???

6:15 PM

Public education is doomed

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Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) theyre all dicks

What did I do huh? Teenage Fly?

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) What did I do huh? Teenage Fly?

You're proving my point RIGHT NOW man. I can't even fight back you're weirdly normal.

I thought normal was the goal.

6:23 PM

Though we are all way passed that.

Yeah... normal flew the coop like an angry cucco

Hah. So... how is the hangover?

Painfully distracting. Which was the goal.

Yeah... I flew to the wrong freakin clocktower.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You're proving my point RIGHT NOW man. I can't even fight back you're weirdly normal.

Thanks, I try my best

is this another Danny

Apparently?

Yep. Another one. Might have met one of you or many of you. How many us are there now?

Too many. At least we're not an endangered species anymore

Take that, Skulker.

Hah.

LMAO

Going to tell mine that now so he can stop bothering me.

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I had to threaten him with a gorilla when he bugged me during classes.

Reply to: @Link_In_Time [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Yeah... I flew to the wrong freakin clocktower.

Oof. Which one?

The one that Dan... ate.

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Ahh

He is slightly less of a jerk?

Yeah, that one seems... bigger? More personable but kinda more... distant in some ways

I guess caring hurts as much as isolating yourself...

hm. Yeah.

I know which one I would prefer I guess.

I can say from experience that caring about people is... definitely better than isolation. Though I am rather young, on the cosmic scale I am guessing such beings operate at.

It can be easy to fall into isolation, be it self inflicted or not. Though I supect that even in isolation one can care if they truly desire it.

I know... mine cared. I just wish the proof of it wasn't so damn painful.

Hm. That is... heavy to carry, I am sure.

Heavy, yes, without a doubt. I am sorry that such knowledge and reassurance came at such a heavy cost. Should you ever desire it, I am more than willing to give you a place where one can mourn and reminisce in peace.

Reply to: @Link_In_Time [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) The one that Dan... ate.

.

: )

why would you eat him.......

Maybe he thought he was a Snacc. I don't know! Clearly the other one does!

man

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Heavy, yes, without a doubt. I am sorry that such knowledge and reassurance came at such a heavy cost. Should you ever desire it...

I... that would be really nice. Thank you. The Keep is better but still... a lot. The other option is the Clocktower... I might take you up on that.

You are welcome at any time, I do hope you can find some form of comfort in such

How are you holding up?

is everyones kwan incredibly dense?

NO?? WHOSE KWAN ARE YOU CALLING DENSE

Mine is but he's less of a meathead than Dash.

im not sure. he has a little rat dog which is insane to me

8:57 PM

im used to their pookie being this big stupid Thing

???????? Mine's pookie's a little one too. I think youre from the weirdo universe.

I always got the vibe that Kwan is like a sheep following Dash around, I hear hes actually kinda chill when he's just on his own. Doing his thing

HANG ON ARE YOU WITH HALF OF THE JOCK CHILD DUO.

I swear to god man

i am.....

9:02 PM

hes acting really weird and denser than im used to

AND IS THE OTHER HALF. PERCHANCE. RUNNING FOR HIS FUCKING LIFE

...yeah he just ran by

LMAOOOO HI WE'RE ON THE PHONE WITH NICO

SDFSDF WE ARE IN A SMALL WORLD IT SEEMS-

WAIT I BET THESE TEENAGERS DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE MULTIVERSE YET. I WOULD SHOW UP TO DO MY WHOLE SUPERVILLAIN SCHTICK BUT I AM CURRENTLY TAKING CARE OF THINGS

9:07 PM

WAIT

oh god

KEEP HIM THERE EVIL DANNY

9:08 PM

DO NOT LET THE JOCKS ESCAPE

What the hell are you going to do with Dash? And can you take pictures if its funny?

yeah okay

INTRODUCE HIM TO THE MULTIVERSE

[picture of pookie-cicle]

VIA 3 IDENTICAL

9:09 PM

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO POOKIE

DUDE???

9:10 PM

LEAVE THE DAMN DOG OUT OF THIS

the dog is FINE oh my god

You are evil.

YOU KILLED POOKIE- im calling the police

THE DOG. IS FINE. Oh my god

9:16 PM

you guys are such fucking loswers

D: EVIL DANNY ABUSES ANIMALS ?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

9:17 PM

That's so fucked up I hate you now.

Canceled!

Fucking AMAZING that you all use the internet but dont know how to read

I know how to read, I still think you're an asshole for freezing a dog

im pretty sure that dog has rabies, dude

Source?

chihuahua

Wow, bigoted towards chihuahuas? Cringe

It's Pookie!! He's just a fucking baby :'C

Not even Dash is that bad!

Dash lets me pet him sometime and he always licks my face he's a good dog even if Dash is a meathead.

he literally tried to attack me

9:22 PM

BEFORE i did anything

Not his fault you look like a chew toy (edited)

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) why would you eat him.......

Got distracted. Technically, I tried to subsume or absorb him, like Phantom did Plasmius. But it's funnier to describe it as eating him. Or the cursed but hilarious option, voring.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Got distracted. Technically, I tried to subsume or absorb him, like Phantom did Plasmius. But it's funnier to describe it as...

like phantom did huh

9:24 PM

and you guys call me the evil timeline

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) he literally tried to attack me

He's fucking tiny you idiot!

yeah well so am i

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) and you guys call me the evil timeline

Oh, I'm from the Genocide timeline.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Oh, I'm from the Genocide timeline.

THE HUH

9:25 PM

WHY.

Grief, pain, and madness came together into the rationalization that if there wasn't any life or unlife left, I couldn't fail to protect anyone, or lose anything. Proceeded to spend ten years enacting that plan, until someone Meddled.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Got distracted. Technically, I tried to subsume or absorb him, like Phantom did Plasmius. But it's funnier to describe it as...

I still cannot unhear him saying that word. Ugh.

:)

dude all my dan did was be unlucky. what the fuck do you mean genocide. you KILL people?

. . . . wow

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) dude all my dan did was be unlucky. what the fuck do you mean genocide. you KILL people?

Not anymore. Usually.

9:28 PM

Not without good reason.

were still getting. used to it.

U G H

. . .

9:30 PM

[picture of an unmistakable dan but surrounded by little baby animals and with a genuine, dimpled smile on his face] This fucker?

.

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [picture of an unmistakable dan but surrounded by little baby animals and with a genuine, dimpled smile on his face] This fucker...

:O WHAT

hi uh.... why does his presence make me feel safe and secure? thats like. the opposite of what my dan does

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hes got an Aura of Friendliness and he uses it

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) hes got an Aura of Friendliness and he uses it

damn, if only YOU had that, you'd be less of a cunt

[ELECTROTEK_SUPREME is Offline!]

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) damn, if only YOU had that, you'd be less of a cunt

name five friends quick

keel, judy, danny, technus, aether- I could list more

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) keel, judy, danny, technus, aether- I could list more

And me :D !

WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH JUDY?!

theres also kitty and johnny- BECAUSE SHES AWESOME?

Ms. Judy's cool I like her a lot

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [picture of an unmistakable dan but surrounded by little baby animals and with a genuine, dimpled smile on his face] This fucker...

How is this so cursed...

youre an insane person. shed scam the skin off your bones

she calls me a meow meow and pinches my cheeks

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) youre an insane person. shed scam the skin off your bones

What the fuck are you talking about???

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [picture of an unmistakable dan but surrounded by little baby animals and with a genuine, dimpled smile on his face] This fucker...

Oh no, he is cute.

yeah hi what

.

ohhh judy's here? gonna run away? scardy cat?

yeah YOU you owe me 500 DOLLARS, SHARK-

.

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) yeah hi what

:D ! Hi Ms. Judy!

Hi Dani. I feel insane?

have you met my evil alt self? thats scarlet- vinny 2

I think Scarlet is from an evil mirror universe

HUH

9:36 PM

IM A SCAMMER IN YOUR EVIL VILLAIN UNIVERSE?

well youre a shitty lawyer but y. yeah.

wow okay

no hes right for once. shark is not on the straight and narrow. are you telling me theres a judy out there that isnt insane

well i wouldnt go that far but-

shes insane but in a very good way

Judy slander will be punished.

how dare you say we piss on the poor. what is going on in here

apparently judy isnt a conwoman???

[ELECTROTEK_SUPREME is Online]

9:39 PM

HEY I JUST CRASHED WHATS GOING ON

SHE IS MY LAWYER

she helped me get out of a crazy walker's jail, she's based

sorry hold on back up

She's so based!

walkers jail?

does your walker not have a jail?

WHY WOULD HE HAVE A JAIL?

BECAUSE HES A COP???

hes literally a warden, what is he in YOUR universe?

GAME WARDEN.

WHAT?

.

a huh

he like. enforced enviromental laws and shit.

.

GOD I WISH OUR WALKER WAS THAT

i feel fucking insane? .... .... hm. actually-

same actually, what if this danny was from the good timeline this whole time

Thanks, Crimson.

hey man. why are you a cop.

How do you block people on this website?

He's a nice cop though. I have tea parties with him and Mr. Bullet sometimes.

So first you take a brick-

9:44 PM

Oh wait, internet blocking

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) hey man. why are you a cop.

the only real thing youve ever asked

this is fucking insane what

...hm.

damn ok let me piece this together your crimson is a tool your vlad is a teacher?? your walker is an enviromntal law enforcer judy is a shitty lawyer technus is like. victorian i guess skulker is...australlian? anything else im missing

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [picture of an unmistakable dan but surrounded by little baby animals and with a genuine, dimpled smile on his face] This fucker...

... the fuck

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) damn ok let me piece this together your crimson is a tool your vlad is a teacher?? your walker is an enviromntal law enforcer ju...

His parents are like my Vlad I think :C

oh yeah, dan's a disney princess

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) ... the fuck

hi i just got online. what the fuck.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) damn ok let me piece this together your crimson is a tool your vlad is a teacher?? your walker is an enviromntal law enforcer ju...

skulker isnt australian. he just dresses like that for his job

WHAT IS HIS JOB.

?

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy)

skulker isnt australian. he just dresses like that for his job

still, its really funny

9:49 PM

yeah our skulker hunts rare ghost creatures or whatever

mine works at the zoo

MAN can we trade universes

MY SKULKER JUST BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERS THINGS

9:49 PM

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

.

HE HAS PEOPLE HEADS ON HIS WALL

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) hi i just got online. what the fuck.

I have the desire to surround you and Inferno with plushes.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I have the desire to surround you and Inferno with plushes.

i mean thats fine. but like.

9:51 PM

why does this version of me look like. that.

......i kinda like it

Apparently they live in ass backwards land.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) ......i kinda like it

what a fucking shoooooock

It is cute but also... I would probably make that Dan accidentally cry. I like the feral.

I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT VICTORIAN TECHNUS [ELECTROTEK_SUPREME is Offline.]

about to get into a fight ill post the video later [ /ref ]

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) It is cute but also... I would probably make that Dan accidentally cry. I like the feral.

hes not that much of a crybaby. he worries too much like some kind of nerd

I am liking you less and less...

wow youre like if i had a childhood as this

Did Dash and you swap brains or something????

WOW.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I have the desire to surround you and Inferno with plushes.

Huh. I... don't think I'd hate that?

I am taking you both to the pokemon store with me sometime.

...huh.

9:59 PM

havent done pokemon stuff in ages

Hey remember the other day when tha- [killed]

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It will be fun, and then we can order obnoxious amounts of food and go look at other nerdy ass shit.

... sounds nice

does sound nice.

multiple question what the hell is victorian technus why is technus with blue eyes banned from mall

Fantastic. Want to do that before or after we kill god?

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) multiple question what the hell is victorian technus why is technus with blue eyes banned from mall

1. no clue 2. why ISNT he banned from the mall

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) multiple question what the hell is victorian technus why is technus with blue eyes banned from mall

First answer: Gay. Second answer: Homophopia.

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) multiple question what the hell is victorian technus why is technus with blue eyes banned from mall

alternate technus i think? and uh. well. probably a lot of reasons?

The same reason he's IP banned from Russia.

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Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) alternate technus i think? and uh. well. probably a lot of reasons?

nicolai passed out and other tech says it is bc victorian technus

YEAH THERE'S AN ALTERNATE TECHNUS OUT THERE WHO LOOKS LIKE A HANDSOME VICTORIAN MAN

10:04 PM

AND WE'RE ALL VERY INSANE ABOUT THIS.

i see i miss a lot by being busy today

I NEED VICTORIAN TECHNUS. SO BAD.

can someone explain what i miss

is this the skulker who has peoples heads on his wall?

none your business whelp

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Fantastic. Want to do that before or after we kill god?

After. For dessert.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) After. For dessert.

Dessert. What are you going to do, eat the pokemon?

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) is this the skulker who has peoples heads on his wall?

is your universe the one with victorian technus

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) can someone explain what i miss

THERE IS AN EVIL ALTERNATE UNIVERSE OF SPECIFICALLY OLD TECHNUS AND SCOTTISH YOU, WHICH THE TECHNUS OF THAT UNIVERSE IS A SKITTISH LITTLE BAB WHO DRESSES LIKE A VICTORIAN MAN

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) is your universe the one with victorian technus

i fucking guess

skittish? why would you want him then

10:08 PM

he sound pathetic

HE SOUNDS ENDEARING

pathetic and boring

Now now...we're only hearing a description from the whelp.

10:09 PM

Who's to say how he acts around adults.

Reply to: @roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Now now...we're only hearing a description from the whelp.

understandable

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) pathetic and boring

I LIKE MY MEN WHEN THEY REMIND ME OF SOPPING WET CATS

10:10 PM

I ALSO LIKE MY MEN WHEN THEY CAN TEAR ME LIMB FROM LIMB, BUT THAT IS NOT THE FOCUS OF THIS CONVERSATION

i like people who are actual will to start thing and are not shy shy sound boring -_-

[another picture of technus. this time he's backlit by lightning and looks a little impressively manic, with a ... what IS that? why is it shaped like a tiger?] i feel like if i dont fix your idea of the old man he'll kill me

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he will kill you huh now that i like

OUGHGH

10:11 PM

NOW I JUST WANT THAT MAN EVEN MORE

sometimes hes cool but mostly hes like. a boring teacher.

JESUS FUCK

i want see him kill your version of me is pathetic or strong?

10:18 PM

does he kill

what is up with you dude why are you a freak

does he kill yes no

kill what

anything

yeah dude he hunts

good

wow i respect literally none of you people

What makes you think your respect is worth any value?

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) wow i respect literally none of you people

You're cringe anyway. L plus ratio plus you're also a bitch.

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) wow i respect literally none of you people

WHY WOULD I CARE FOR YOUR RESPECT MICKEY MOUSE GAS MASK LOOKING ASS

WOW OKAY I GUESS ILL JUST DIE THEN. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT. ME TO DIE?

yes

YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

i like murder

we know skulker

WE KNOW

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) WOW OKAY I GUESS ILL JUST DIE THEN. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT. ME TO DIE?

yes.

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) WOW OKAY I GUESS ILL JUST DIE THEN. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT. ME TO DIE?

yes

:)

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Dessert. What are you going to do, eat the pokemon?

It's Japan. I'm sure they'll have edible pokemon

You know what, fair. There are an obscene number of themed restaurants out here. We can make a day of it.

DM Dakarai to Inferno

[Original post] Dang, its a ghost town here. I haven't heard anything about frozen dogs or war crimes being commited all day

5:17 PM

Heh...ghost town...

You jynxed it.

Well I burned my hand today, so is that something?

[AUTOMATED MESSAGE: AUTORESPONSE TO "WAR CRIMES"] I, TECHNUS, AM NOT AVAILABLE TO TALK RIGHT NOW. IF SKULKER SHOT SOMEONE AGAIN, PLEASE ASK SOMEONE ELSE TO DEAL WITH IT.

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Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Well I burned my hand today, so is that something?

You what? How'd you do that? you like, good??

Dude chill, it was just some blood blossoms, nothing major.

Isn't that like- some anti ghost stuff? You sure?

They were grown to tear apart ghosts, yes, but I’m fine. Jeez. You sound like Ambi.

Sorry for being concerned about my friend, I guess

I… No I just didn’t expect you to be so worried about me..? I’m fine, really.

Of course I'd be worried, man! Then again, you do say I worry too much, and maybe you're right sometimes.

Yeah you are a bit of a worry wart, but it’s nice to know you care about lil ol’ me ;3

Heh, I know you worry about me too. Like how you threatened my weird mirror self

awh

He hit you on the head, of course I’d be annoyed at that.

5:28 PM

He just beat me to it is all. You don’t need to look into it >>

Hey dude your weird-mirror self froze a dog just a heads up

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…I mean that’s kinda funny

The dog's fine so. Yeah it's really funny.

5:29 PM

I'm trying to be nice here

1. Dont worry, I won't ;) 2. I know already, unless he did it to another dog this time 3. God that poor thing though

WD: Pookie does not deserve to be a pookie-sicle

NL: Pookie?

WSP[D]- Dash's pet chihuahua.

…Oh that guy.

(It lives!)

Yeah that guy. I don't think his dog deserves to be frozen but. Man. ...Worst part is, in the mirror verse he might be a half decent guy

…Hm, weird

Your evil-twin is kind of chill

He tried to strangle me but we're cool now I think?

. I mean- If you say so? Not the worst person I befriended

I mean you have Dan so

6:19 PM

Who's the worst person you're friends with???

Guess. (It's not Aether, by the way. Crimsons not even in the top 20)

Wow, I’m not the worst?

You'd be surprised

Dude i don't know I barely know anything about you. Aside from everything because we're the same guy.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Guess. (It's not Aether, by the way. Crimsons not even in the top 20)

Is it me? c:< I'm super evil! One time I accidentally dropped a gum wrapper and didn't pick it up for a couple seconds.

NOT in a million years, Dani

6:42 PM

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Dude i don't know I barely know anything about you. Aside from everything because we're the same guy.

It's Dan

Awe. I need to be eviler.

I need to up my game

Yeah that's fair.

6:44 PM

I can't give you shit for it I'm friends with a maniac too

You guys are so funny

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) It's Dan

Aww you claimed him as a friend.

He's my 'friend' on account that he hasn't tried to murder me in a while

Nope too late. Can't add quotations now. Friendship achieved. Besides, what friends haven't tried to kill each other?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Nope too late. Can't add quotations now. Friendship achieved. Besides, what friends haven't tried to kill each other?

I think most friends actually :c

Fair enough!

i can't think of a single friend who hasn't tried to kill me at some point

6:59 PM

I LIED i forgot about sponge. My man.

Generally I would have a rebuttal regarding friends that have not tried to kill each other but unfortunately my record is very poor in that regard. Though most of those 'friendships' as one would call it were not sustainable in the long term.

Sponge??? Ambiramus... your friends kind of sucked and you need new ones. I volunteer.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I LIED i forgot about sponge. My man.

You're friends with a cleaning appliance?

Yes

Is this like Castaway? With Wilson?

Wow, and here I was hoping you were somewhat mentally stable-

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Generally I would have a rebuttal regarding friends that have not tried to kill each other but unfortunately my record is very p...

Would that include those you consider family but decide to lie to you your whole existence because they thought that it would keep you 'safe' because of who you were born as?

Are all alt Dannys mean

7:04 PM

[ Attached selfie of him and you know who. Holding up peace signs. They're bros you see. ]

What the fuck is that?

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Would that include those you consider family but decide to lie to you your whole existence because they thought that it would k...

That is awfully specific.

7:04 PM

Is that fucking Sponge Bob?

oh my god do you not have spongebob

NO WONDER YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO SAD

ANYONE IN THIS THREAD SMOKE WEED

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I'm having an aneurysm

Dude come on. This is not as bad as you being chill with Dan

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) That is awfully specific.

Well, I just...informed by someone I considered a father that I'm really the long lost daughter of someone who will not be named because of their infamy and they thought they were doing it to keep me safe in case the wrong ghost found out and sought me out to destroy me I'm...I'm not doing okay right now and things are a bit tense at the moment so I do apologize for being hyper specific like that

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Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) ANYONE IN THIS THREAD SMOKE WEED

Perhaps.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Dude come on. This is not as bad as you being chill with Dan

Can it like. Talk?

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Well, I just...informed by someone I considered a father that I'm really the long lost daughter of someone who will not be name...

. . . The fuck is it with people keeping secrets from other people? Do I have to make a list of people to smack with a stick? Nyreena, you do not need to be apologetic. I would be pissed too.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Can it like. Talk?

He's a fully grown man with a house and a full-time job

I love that little fucker

...Oh I get it. Its a joke. Nice job guys you really got me!

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) . . . The fuck is it with people keeping secrets from other people? Do I have to make a list of people to smack with a stick? ...

I don't know I mean... He...he did make a good point or two why he kept it from me so he doesn't really deserve the stick but he did get a good vent from me on how I felt from it The problem is that he didn't trust me to learn to keep it a secret and make sure that no one else knew but us I trusted him with all that he for me growing up Why couldn't he do the same?

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Well, I just...informed by someone I considered a father that I'm really the long lost daughter of someone who will not be name...

If you wish to speak about that situation, you are free to reach out. I know it is hard information to receive but know you are not alone.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) ...Oh I get it. Its a joke. Nice job guys you really got me!

THIS IS THE GHOST ZONE. HAVE YOU SEEN THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO EXIST HERE

7:14 PM

TALKING SPONGE IS NOT OUT OF THE ORDINARY

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) ...Oh I get it. Its a joke. Nice job guys you really got me!

He's being deadly serious [ png of THEM hanging out what the FUCK bullet ] He's annoying but i fuck with him.

... Spongebob is real?!

Guys please-

Ah yes Robert. We're in a band together.

WE HAVE TINY SQUEEZY FIDGET TOY, SEVERAL FURRIES, SEVERAL SKELETONS ONE OF WHOM CAN SHAPESHIFT, EDGELORD VAMPIRE, ETC

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Ah yes Robert. We're in a band together.

You're in on this too??

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) If you wish to speak about that situation, you are free to reach out. I know it is hard information to receive but know you are...

Thanks I'll....I'll consider it I...I just don't want to go home for a while... I really don't want to be around him for the time being until I have time to process everything and get over how angry I am at the moment

I'll never forgive you for that Vlad

Jealously isn't good for your soul Daniel.

MY NATURAL FORM LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER

He looks like a mascot for a toilet company, you can not be serious (edited)

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) I don't know I mean... He...he did make a good point or two why he kept it from me so he doesn't really deserve the stick but h...

Okay definitely finding a Karoke bar sometime.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) WE HAVE TINY SQUEEZY FIDGET TOY, SEVERAL FURRIES, SEVERAL SKELETONS ONE OF WHOM CAN SHAPESHIFT, EDGELORD VAMPIRE, ETC

I can turn into a dinosaur!

Be nice??

@apexpredator HEY I NEED TO PROVE A POINT DO YOU MIND IF I SHARE A PICTURE OF US TOGETHER. YOU WITHOUT THE SUIT

do not

UNDERSTOOD! EVERYONE JUST IMAGINE IT INSTEAD. ME IN ALL MY EXPOSED BRAIN GLORY AND SKULKER LOOKING LIKE A SQUEAKY TOY.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Okay definitely finding a Karoke bar sometime.

Agreed I need some serious distractions right now before I lose my temper by accident...

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Thanks I'll....I'll consider it I...I just don't want to go home for a while... I really don't want to be around him for the t...

Do you have a location where you will be safe?

So he's a little funny looking. Who cares.

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Agreed I need some serious distractions right now before I lose my temper by accident...

I think I can do that. I can show you some pictures of some penguins.

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Do you have a location where you will be safe?

Um.... That's...that's a good question... Other than the place I usually go to to play my violin (which doesn't have housing accommodations since it's just a floating island of rock) I...I really don't have anywhere else to go... Probably should have thought of that before storming off but I guess I was just too shocked and angry to think straight...

7:20 PM

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I think I can do that. I can show you some pictures of some penguins.

....They better be super cute....

They are incredibly cute and you won't even have to worry about getting cold.

I have heard rumor that there is a tavern like place that offers refuge for those seeking it. That may be a good place to begin.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) They are incredibly cute and you won't even have to worry about getting cold.

Good And not having to worry about that is a definite plus

I do wish you the best and should you wish to speak all you need do is ask.

Ah, Shania's is a good place

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I have heard rumor that there is a tavern like place that offers refuge for those seeking it. That may be a good place to begin.

Shania's? I didn't know that there were rooms there I guess it being a tavern was an obvious clue..

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) So he's a little funny looking. Who cares.

I give up. You're friends with a talking sponge. Cool. Do you talk to the soap dispenser too?

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I do wish you the best and should you wish to speak all you need do is ask.

Thank you. And as I said I will consider it. I can't believe that I have to deal with this so soon after finally feeling better after losing Sam...

I have not visited myself, but the word of the location has been noted. I have heard it is very hospitable.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I give up. You're friends with a talking sponge. Cool. Do you talk to the soap dispenser too?

If you met him you'd get it. [ Group photo of. Everyone. Including Sam and Tucker, a squirrel in a space suit. An actual fucking alien. At least three robots. Tiny whimsical middleaged people. What looks like three normal teens. Have fun with this revelation normal Danny. ]

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ive seen weirder look ghosts

Thanks Skulker, see? Skulker doesn't have a problem with it.

... Huh

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) If you met him you'd get it. [ Group photo of. Everyone. Including Sam and Tucker, a squirrel in a space suit. An actual fucki...

. OKAY.

. . . Welp

You're missing out on the fun everyone genuinely

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) If you met him you'd get it. [ Group photo of. Everyone. Including Sam and Tucker, a squirrel in a space suit. An actual fucki...

What the fuck.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You're missing out on the fun everyone genuinely

Okay so did everyone get into the weed or is this a legitimate thing?

Yes and Yes.

Well then... that is so weird.

You say that as if everything else is in some shape or form normal

I think I need to get offline before I lose my mind

There is a point where I will start to question reality and the contents of my food and drink.

Oh come on now Daniel. You've seen the Horrors tm. - One little sponge has you shaken up so badly?

wow

Dude, Spongebob is a cartoon in other places. I mean... well... Eh, probably shouldn't share other stuff I know.

Squinting at you.

Evetything's fine!

Biggest lie anyone on this trauma filled website has ever said.

Pft Fair!

7:43 PM

But really, y'all probably don't wanna know.

Let me get drunk enough to forget first and then tell me.

Reply to: @Bea shapeshifter (@AlumbianChronicler) But really, y'all probably don't wanna know.

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. . .

are we cartoons is that what you're going to tell me

7:45 PM

because at this point. yeah.

HEY- THERE IS A FOURTH WALL YOU NEED TO MAINTAIN GHOST CHILD

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) HEY- THERE IS A FOURTH WALL YOU NEED TO MAINTAIN GHOST CHILD

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Clockwork was that a threat

OH SHIT HELLO CW!! IGNORE MY CONSTANT META TALK PLEASE-

Hi Clockwork :)

I mean... I'm not going to tell you that. It's like... people can exist as fictional characters in other timelines. Usually it's not an exact same thing, because real life isn't as clean as a story, but sometimes those crumbs of other timelines are picked up by creative types and written down!

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) OH SHIT HELLO CW!! IGNORE MY CONSTANT META TALK PLEASE-

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) are we cartoons is that what you're going to tell me

You might be a cartoon but I'm a character in a tragic gothic novel maybe.

Reply to: @countingClocks (@capnport) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN,, ARE YOU GOING TO COME DOWN AND SMITE ME????

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) WHAT DOES THIS MEAN,, ARE YOU GOING TO COME DOWN AND SMITE ME????

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OH THANK THE ANCIENTS-

7:48 PM

WELL. YEAH.

Reply to: @@xXBingle_BongleXx (@Ecto) OH THANK THE ANCIENTS-

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ACTUALLY IT IS NOT EVEN AN EXPRESSION RIGHT NOW

hey remember when we met that guy who told us Yugi Muto was real

Technus you cannot just say that casually

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Hi Clockwork :)

Ah is this your Boo?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Ah is this your Boo?

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Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Ah is this your Boo?

Clockwork kill her for that pun

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) You might be a cartoon but I'm a character in a tragic gothic novel maybe.

Speaking of! Pretty sure I saw Frankenstein's creature the other day?

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) hey remember when we met that guy who told us Yugi Muto was real

Who??

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) hey remember when we met that guy who told us Yugi Muto was real

every day of my fucking life

Reply to: @Bea shapeshifter (@AlumbianChronicler) Speaking of! Pretty sure I saw Frankenstein's creature the other day?

HUH? :O Can I meet him and or be his friend :'C

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Clockwork kill her for that pun

Oh how cruel. No field trips for you.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Clockwork kill her for that pun

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Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Oh how cruel. No field trips for you.

MAN-

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Who??

SOME GUY IDK i was making fun of him and he was being 200% serious

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) MAN-

Trying to kill me for my PUNS. They are fantastic and you know it.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) HUH? :O Can I meet him and or be his friend :'C

I dunno... haven't spoken to him. But he's like... 8 feet tall, so you'll probably recognize him when ya see him

Reply to: @Bea shapeshifter (@AlumbianChronicler) I dunno... haven't spoken to him. But he's like... 8 feet tall, so you'll probably recognize him when ya see him

okay. i'll tryn keep an eye out for him.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Trying to kill me for my PUNS. They are fantastic and you know it.

THAT WAS A BAD ONE CMON

It was the best! I bet you are turning blue right now and your hair is doing that flickering thing.

shut up

Hah

Make me.

i am coming to your location as we speak.

I am shivering in my boots, oh wait I am not wearing any.

If...if anyone needs me I'm in room 7 at Shania's...

I will have to visit you at some point, friend.

Yeah...

What I actually need to do is drag you all into the same space, figure out how to become a dragon again, and curl around you all so I can comfort you all at the same damn time.

That...that would be really nice...

It would be.

[original post] the good news is that my head trauma is healing itself pretty well the bad news is that vlad has me on lockdown after i snuck out the other day (edited)

As you deserve.

mean to me

I think you'll find that I'm very much not being mean.

top ten cruelest men aline, number 3 will shock you

3:55 PM

*alive

Then I don't need to bring Crimson in?

i forgot you were talking about the fucking cat for a minute like...im right here

[picture of sweet stupid crimson staring at a door blankly]

3:56 PM

[the door is open]

......let him in. i GUESS

Lol, he's just like his name sake

shtu up

I am trying my best. He does not comprehend that the door is open-

It is so cute

pick him up then you coward

[picture of crimson the cat, obviously in bliss that he's being carried]

Again, really takes after the OG

dannythan i cant stand you

How's your head?

god

*good

...Mhm.

Be nice to him Daniel. He's got head trauma.

That's nothing new

I'm pretty sure he was born like that

I hate that we both said the same thing... Anyway, I'm sure he'll be fine.

He will be. Once I force him to rest forever.

...Crimson put a . if you need help

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...Um.

I think he's fine

...Dude your definition of 'fine' is fucked.

. . . Has he seen a doctor?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) ...Dude your definition of 'fine' is fucked.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) . . . Has he seen a doctor?

I amped up his ecto-energy a bit.

4:10 PM

So his healing should be pretty up there.

He saw Caduceus, yes.

Well that's good. So just needs to not overdo it then. Crimson, get spoiled by your man. Undivided attention and affection

One would think that would be easier!

He's probably bored.

is Cadeuceus hot and single please respond Y/N

hes a doctor...

So no?

and i am a misbehaving nurse

DUDE

NICO LMAO.

...Jeez

its fine i have my gameboy.... hey danny do you wanna trade my haunter for a gravler

He's a snake ghost with a plague doctor mask. Take what you will from that.

need him instantly

TECHNUS PLEASE

BLOCKED AND REPORTED

you are blocking grandpa for his normal grandpa behaviour

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) He's a snake ghost with a plague doctor mask. Take what you will from that.

...You guys need to get a room.

Preferably on a deserted island with no internet connection

WE ARE TECHNUS WE ARE THE INTERNET CONNECTION

YOU FOOL, WE ARE THE INTERNET

Can someone ctrl alt f4 these guys?

Pfft

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I COULD BE WORSE

I THINK MY ALTS THIRSTING AFTER PEOPLE IS CUTE ACTUALLY

GAG. No, not at all

Old people deserve to get it too.

I PERSONALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF THIS RANDOM DOCTOR

4:23 PM

BUT MY "TYPE" IS MOSTLY JUST "OTHER TECHNI AND SKULKERS" SO

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Old people deserve to get it too.

Cool, love is love. Can they do it not in front of me? Thanks

Bothered by Old Man Yaoi?

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JUST TURN OFF YOUR PHONE GHOST CHILD

You first!

GHOST CHILD HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN WE ARE THE INTERNET

Do you guys not have airplane mode?

NO

I think it's adorable.

THE ONLY TIME I AM EVER DISCONNECTED FROM THE INTERNET IS WHEN I AM EITHER A) ASLEEP, OR B) CORED

I usually go offline when i am getting my ass beat

That can be arranged

I ONLY GO OFFLINE WHEN SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG. OR WHEN I BLUESCREEN

4:28 PM

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) That can be arranged

IF YOU HURT MY BOYFRIENDS I WILL HURT YOU

You hurt him I hurt you.

SO WE ARE AT AN IMPASSE I SEE

Awh, you care? Or are you saying that because you want to hurt me yourself?

[Not Sent] Kinky

I'm saying it because you'd definitely get beat up by three Techni."

So you do care! Aaaawwhhhh

Ugh, I hate you -_-

Lmao

Just shut up ok? I'm still kicking your ass later, don't forget.

If you say so

eheheheheheheheheh

Daniel my dear boy if you want to spar you only have to ask :3

Eh, can't. Don't want to upset Aether

I said shut up you idiot!

I'm not even teasing you anymore, chill out

This is adorable

You're still an idiot >>

Yeah okay.

I have not started shit in too long I have been so preoccupied with GZ NONSENSE and also my own personal life

hmm maybe I will pull a stunt. we will see

SKILL ISSUE I HAVE BEEN CONTINUING TO ATTEMPT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

4:36 PM

IT FAILS EVERY TIME :(

You're going to drive me insane you old green nuisance.

Do you want me to come over there and take over the world for you

DO NOT?

NO I WILL DO IT MYSELF

4:37 PM

IT IS FUN TO DO IT MYSELF

Danny you have seen the mess some of these timelines are in. Is a technus run universe not. an upgrade.

I'm imagining mount rushmore but it's just your face four times

Once again you are a genius. Adding it to my list

fuck

ADDING THAT TO MY LIST TOO

I AM ALSO GOING TO BE ADDING THAT TO MY LIST

I WOULD MAKE IT ALL FOUR OF US BUT UNFORTUNATELY IF MORE TECHNI SHOW UP THAT WOULD LEAVE THEM OUT.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) fuck

As much as I hate Technus, I think it would be an improvement

SPEAKING OF MORE TECHNI. I STILL WANT TO MEET VICTORIAN TECHNUS.

4:40 PM

I NEED HIM.

It is true it would be an improvement

you know what, i'm right. Go for it.

AHA! SUCCESS!

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Once again you are a genius. Adding it to my list

Do not deface that mountain more than it has been unless you intend to fix it.

//Pretend I tuppered right

4:50 PM

Specifically removing the faces.

I am not a mountain expert but I will add it to my list

OKAY I WILL DEFACE A DIFFERENT MOUNTAIN THEN

You know, you could put your face all over the systems for the government. Just replace their logos.

INSTEAD OF LINCOLN IT WILL BE TECHNUS

OH YES WE COULD PUT OUR FACE ON MONEY! (edited)

Amazing idea

[original post] I can't believe this is happening- what the hell is my life? Unrelated but does anyone know how long capnip usually lasts for?

USUALLY 10-15 MINUTES, BUT THAT IS FOR ACTUAL CATS

AETHER ASKED A CHILD FOR CATNIP

8:23 PM

IM CALLING HIM OUT ON WHISPRR DOT COM

IF IT IS BEING USED BY A GHOST-LIKE CAT, THEN AROUND 6 HOURS

I am confused, what is the issue with catnip?

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) AETHER ASKED A CHILD FOR CATNIP

PLEASE TELL ME SICIE DID NOT DRUG ANOTHER BABYSITTER-

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SICIE DRUGGED ANOTHER BABYSITTER BUT HE LITERALLY ASKED HER TO-

Yeah, it also depends on how much Cobranik one time really got into it one time and he was zonked for a good while But since it was a little bit Aether should snap out of it pretty soon

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) SICIE DRUGGED ANOTHER BABYSITTER BUT HE LITERALLY ASKED HER TO-

OH MY ANCIENTS...

Just ensure he is in a safe location to rest and everything will be fine.

I was stuck here defending him in front of two Skulkers and I feel like the Zone's biggest jackass

8:26 PM

Also- 6 hours? You have to be kidding me. Or...kitten- no, I'm not in the mood for jokes

SICIE TENDS TO DRUG HER BABYSITTERS, I PROMISE YOU THAT MY HEART WILL NOT BE TOO UPSTE WITH AETHER

Why does she do that?

I HAVE NO CLUE, BUT I ASSUME IT IS BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE IS DOING AND THINKS THE REACTIONS ARE INTERESTING/FUNNY

Ah, I see.

I mean, it WAS kinda funny for a while. Aether kept going on about how dumb my face looked and not "catching my stupid" And then he started talking about his siblings coming back with horrific injuries so- not as fun.

I SEE

Oh dear... that is troublesome....

Yeah. Hey you're like- his mom, right? Can you come get him at some point?

I, kindly, request that such a term is not applied to me in the future. It is more for Aether's sake than my own... There are associations with such term that do not make him comfortable. I suppose I can return him to his lair. I would not wish for my presence to make him or others uncomfortable.

Right, sorry. I'm just worried about him more than anything. I don't want to leave him alone while he's high as a kite- I don't know what he'l ldo once he stops staring at the wall.

I am not certain myself, I have never seen him in such a state.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT HIM IN A ROOM FILLED WITH SOFT MATERIALS AND THINGS TO ENTERTAIN HIM. ALSO FOOD. HE MIGHT GET THE MUNCIES (DO NOT ASK HOW I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS, I WILL EXPOSE YOUR BROWSER HISTORY

)

wow ghost nip....havent dealt with that in a hot minute

Hm. Should I buy him those cat treats vinny accidentally ate once?

SOMEONE COME PICK UP THE CAT CHILD

Daniel, if you would be so kind to keep an eye on Aether and ensure he remains safe, I would be more than willing to compensate you fairly. I have reason to suspect you would enjoy old artifacts from when humanity was racing to set foot on the moon. While I normally would not be opposed to assisting Aether, he has made it apparent that my presence at this time would being him discomfort and I wish to respect him and not bring him harm.

8:48 PM

And yes, he does enjoy those treats quite so.

Fair enough, I can do that. It shouldn't be too hard, right?

ANY ADULT ABLE TO COME HERE

8:50 PM

ANY

8:50 PM

OR DO I HAVE TO STAY BEHIND AND SUPERVISE THE HIGH CHILD

He's just one derpy kitty, I can handle it on my own

I believe you are capable enough of such and despite what it may seem, he does enjoy your presence.

....I'm at the cafe, you know...

I AM CURRENTLY IN NO STATE TO SUPERVISE ANOETHER BEING, SO.

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) ....I'm at the cafe, you know...

ARE YOU AN ADULT

8:51 PM

IF SO APOLOGIES I AM VERY BAD AT RECOGNIZING AGES

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) ARE YOU AN ADULT

Yes, I am despite my youthful appearance According to recent...sources, I've been existing for quite a long time so I am in fact an adult

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I believe you are capable enough of such and despite what it may seem, he does enjoy your presence.

I guess you're right.

Once he is well and you have time, you are free to come to my lair to pick the item you would like, it would be remiss to choose for you.

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Yes, I am despite my youthful appearance According to recent...sources, I've been existing for quite a long time so I am in fac...

TRUST ME I AM NOT INSULTING YOU I AM JUST OLD

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) TRUST ME I AM NOT INSULTING YOU I AM JUST OLD

It's alright, we're good

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Once he is well and you have time, you are free to come to my lair to pick the item you would like, it would be remiss to choose...

Sounds good, thanks- it really means a lot...

sorry in advance, hardy, terry, and judy.

huh

I SAID I WAS SORRY.

????? what did you do

I accidentally said the word 'stoned' in front of the baby because Sidney wouldn't shut up about bullying

they're teaching your daughter curse words and things about drugs. Very good influences

I DIDN'T KNOW SHE COULD HEAR ME WHISPER !!!!!!!

Hey at least I didn't ask for cat nip and got myself high in front of a child, like SOME PEOPLE-

.

10:26 PM

im coming over i guess. where are you fools

How the hell could I have predicted that she had super hearing !?!?!?!?!

10:26 PM

.

the cafe and its NOT MY FAULT i did NONE OF THIS

AUNTIE KEEL HELP ME

I honestly don't know how it descended into chaos in a matter of seconds And neither did I I'm just...utterly confused at this point at how it happened so fast...

YOURE ON YOUR OWN KID

What is my fucking life

This is the best thing I have ever walked into. And Nyreena, with children it all happens very fast. Children are chaos incarnate.

True Very...true...

You huh.

4

They're teaching your daughter swears

I whispered something VERY QUIETLY to Seirei and your daughter somehow heard me use the word "shit". It was not my intention to teach her a swear, I have no clue how she even heard me.

I'm innocent

She's a damn ghost of course she heard you.

GHOSTS CAN DO THAT?????? SINCE WHEN??????????

You're kidding.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I'm innocent

You're the one who said stoned in front of her without thinking

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) You're the one who said stoned in front of her without thinking

YES I DID- but in my defense Sidney was getting on my nerves-

10:34 PM

I WAS GOING TO WHISPER IT TO HIM

I AM NOT ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! You're pulling my leg right now.

Short version, she knows what the word stoned is and has discovered the word shit. Which honestly is rather tame.

I still feel bad becuase saying that stuff out loud was not my intention

I need to get stoned at this rate.

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ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ALL GHOSTS CAN HEAR PEOPLE WHISPERING FROM SEVERAL FEET AWAY ????????????

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I need to get stoned at this rate.

I agree, go hit it

I mean... I could do that without being dead. Guess I have super hearing...

Reply to: @Mycological_Mysteries (@Cryptic_Eccentric) ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ALL GHOSTS CAN HEAR PEOPLE WHISPERING FROM SEVERAL FEET AWAY ????????????

Why is this so surprising to you?

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Why is this so surprising to you?

Because I've been calling the box ghost rude things under my breath every time he raids the storage closet at my office for literal months,,,

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Reply to: @Mycological_Mysteries (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Because I've been calling the box ghost rude things under my breath every time he raids the storage closet at my office for lit...

Alright. Well. I think he's used to that-

Anyway, the point still stands that I did not mean to teach your daughter a swear word and I attempted to prevent this from happening to the best of my knowledge and ability and I love you very much Unlce Hardy.

Remind me to never become a father for the sake of protecting the gene pool

3

I suppose it could be worse. You could be doing it on purpose.

Oh I'd never. I didn't teach Crimson's kids any swears until they were 13 and I only taught them how to swear in latin like a responsible aunt.

Crimson's HUH?

Woah what

since when did Crimson have kids and how????

Don't worry about it (edited)

@Vlad_Masters2 Im Going To Kill You ? (edited)

HUH?

Whuh

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) @Vlad_Masters Im Going To Kill You ?

?????????? I forgot how overdramatic you and my Danny were as teens omg

OH IM BEING DRAMATIC? AM I BEING DRAMATIC RIGHT NOW? SORRY! I DIDNT REALIZE-

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Whuh

Don't worry about it it's fine.

Maybe you shouldn't tell walker that you taught other kids to swear-

Reply to: @Mycological_Mysteries (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Don't worry about it it's fine.

? ? ?

Reply to: @ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Maybe you shouldn't tell walker that you taught other kids to swear-

I was mostly joking.

10:50 PM

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ? ? ?

Do you uh, want to dm you future details or do you want it to be a surprise?

Reply to: @Mycological_Mysteries (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Do you uh, want to dm you future details or do you want it to be a surprise?

.

10:50 PM

. . . . . . I don't know how to answer this.

Clockwork's gonna yell at you

Reply to: @Mycological_Mysteries (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Do you uh, want to dm you future details or do you want it to be a surprise?

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Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) .

Surprise it is then!

Tell them.

Yeah you see

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Yeah you see

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Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Clockwork's gonna yell at you

I've yelled at him enough that I think that'd just make us even.

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Tell them.

Oooh, rebellion.

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Tell them.

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Reply to: @Mycological_Mysteries (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I've yelled at him enough that I think that'd just make us even.

You shouldn't be messing with the timestreams unless you're sure you won't just go back to your time and have NO babies

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You shouldn't be messing with the timestreams unless you're sure you won't just go back to your time and have NO babies

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ive been sleeping almost all day what the fuck are you people talking about

Dan... timelines diverge all of the time. Her timeline will be fine and one will have no kids.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Dan... timelines diverge all of the time. Her timeline will be fine and one will have no kids.

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I am unsure if I am okay with you liking things or not. Are you the one who pissed off the Phantoms?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Dan... timelines diverge all of the time. Her timeline will be fine and one will have no kids.

yeah but if it makes her NOT tell me about vlad and his dalliances-

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You shouldn't be messing with the timestreams unless you're sure you won't just go back to your time and have NO babies

Honestly I don't know what's going on with any of this timeline crap anymore. My clockwork won't answer my texts. I was only supposed to be here for like - a few hours.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I am unsure if I am okay with you liking things or not. Are you the one who pissed off the Phantoms?

That is not the specific one that upset the Phantoms-

ohh timeline stuff okay. going back to bed, im not big brained enough for time bullshit

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) yeah but if it makes her NOT tell me about vlad and his dalliances-

You tell people about your sloppy make out sessions with your pocket watch!!

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I am unsure if I am okay with you liking things or not. Are you the one who pissed off the Phantoms?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) That is not the specific one that upset the Phantoms-

Ah so not the punchable one then. Hm, alright.

Unfortunately not.

I Am And I Am Not

Timelines Diverge And Universes Spin

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) ohh timeline stuff okay. going back to bed, im not big brained enough for time bullshit

Wait Crimson before you go to sleep I do have to tell you something. Love you.

Reply to: @Seirei Astrais Marriam [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You tell people about your sloppy make out sessions with your pocket watch!!

I DO NOT

10:56 PM

Reply to: @Mycological_Mysteries (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Honestly I don't know what's going on with any of this timeline crap anymore. My clockwork won't answer my texts. I was only su...

fair enough

Reply to: @Mycological_Mysteries (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Wait Crimson before you go to sleep I do have to tell you something. Love you.

...I love you too? i think?

Reply to: @countingClocks (@capnport) I Am And I Am Not

Timelines Diverge And Universes Spin

I advise against being cryptic on here, more so given the general temperment regarding you and your iterations at the moment.

Reply to: @countingClocks (@capnport) I Am And I Am Not

Timelines Diverge And Universes Spin

Seeing any you use emojis is fucking CURSED

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I advise against being cryptic on here, more so given the general temperment regarding you and your iterations at the moment.

Being Straight Forward Is Difficult

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I DO NOT

You have bragged about it, mostly to drive your brother batty but still.

10:57 PM

Reply to: @countingClocks (@capnport) Being Straight Forward Is Difficult

Being straight is difficult.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) ...I love you too? i think?

Oh, uh, I'm future Dani. In case you couldn't tell from the username.

OH okay cool cool cool- sorry im coming off of a bad head time

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You have bragged about it, mostly to drive your brother batty but still.

it doesnt count when im just being a douche

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) OH okay cool cool cool- sorry im coming off of a bad head time

apparently you have kids with vlad, congrats

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) OH okay cool cool cool- sorry im coming off of a bad head time

It's fine dw about it. Hope you feel better soon.

WHAT

plsase

I'm almost afraid to ask whether it's bio or adopted

-_-

.

ok im not that shocked we have been talking about it but. hm

but mazel tov

If it means anything they are very sweet kids.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) it doesnt count when im just being a douche

Aaaaah I see, so if you were sincere and gushing about him that would be a different matter.

—_—

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Aaaaah I see, so if you were sincere and gushing about him that would be a different matter.

see you get it

Oh stuff it, gear head. Let my friend have his mushy gushy feelings about his you.

Not The Problem

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) see you get it

Then what is?

If It Is Meant To Be Then It Will Be

Fair enough. I encourage it myself. I like seeing my friends happy and loved.

i mean. is it though? im thinking way too much about this

If Only It Would "Be" In A Less Difficult Manner

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Then what is?

>> dont ask

i feel linsane?

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) >> dont ask

Hm see, I am a curious little shit.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Hm see, I am a curious little shit.

well at least make it DMS you awful woman

Oh all right, I will take pity upon your cores.

11:05 PM

DM Seirei to Dan

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) i feel linsane?

Sorry Vladdie ,,,,

Reply to: @Mycological_Mysteries (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Sorry Vladdie ,,,,

.

11:07 PM

[Vlad_Masters2 has gone offline!]

Fuck.

hang on, helsing to the rescue

Hm, yes, I can understand him.

I think I killed him.

11:11 PM

Can you let me know if he's alright? (edited)

yeah dw, he probably forgot to take his meds again

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) yeah dw, he probably forgot to take his meds again

Thanks Crimzy. You're the best, genuinely.

[original post] I, TECHNUS, AM NOT ONLY A TECHNOLOGICAL GENIUS, BUT A SCIENTIFIC ONE AS WELL!

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [original post] I, TECHNUS, AM NOT ONLY A TECHNOLOGICAL GENIUS, BUT A SCIENTIFIC ONE AS WELL!

In what field?

YES.

Alright then.

WHAT KIND OF SCIENCE AM I MISSING OUT ON???

I WILL SHARE THE STUDY WITH NAMES ANONYMIZED FOR PRIVACY. IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT THEN KEEP IT HUSH HUSH.

ALRIGHT

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I WILL SHARE THE STUDY WITH NAMES ANONYMIZED FOR PRIVACY. IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT THEN KEEP IT HUSH HUSH.

Understood.

I would be quite interested in a scientific study, myself.

PERSON A IS AN AIR CORE GHOST WHO FLOATS WHEN IN A HOT ENVIRONMENT, BECAUSE HOT AIR FLOATS. PERSON B IS A FIRE CORE GHOST WHO HEATS UP WHEN FLUSTERED BECAUSE. WELL. FIRE CORE. (edited)

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) PERSON A IS AN AIR CORE GHOST WHO FLOATS WHEN IN A HOT ENVIRONMENT, BECAUSE HOT AIR FLOATS. PERSON B IS A FIRE CORE GHOST WHO HE...

Ah. Interesting.

THEY ARE ALSO VERY GAY FOR EACH OTHER

SDFDFDS

HM YES YES QUITE GOOD

HYPOTHESIS- IF PERSON A STRADDLES PERSON B, PERSON A WILL FLOAT. RESULT- IT DID NOT HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY. HOWEVER, AFTER I ADDED MORE METAPHORICAL FUEL TO THE FIRE, PERSON A DID IN FACT FLOAT!

11:33 PM

AS MY HYPOTHESIS SUGGESTED!

11:33 PM

I AM A SCIENTIFIC GENIUS.

PLEASE SHARE PICTURES AND/OR A RECORDING IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THOSE

are you being gay without me

APPARENTLY HE IS!!

IT WAS FOR SCIENCE

I KIND OF REGRET MY BROWNIES NOW,,

Heh

[Original Post] Anyone know someone who can make a decent leg brace that can still let me have maneuverability?

What happened to you?

Disability. I walk around with a cane and fighting is a bitch when I have to constantly accomodate how much weight I put on one leg.

9:56 AM

I can do without the cane for short periods, but generally not great long term.

Oh… hm. I can check the pharmacies in the human world if you’d like?

That would be great. Though they don't generally make them for fighting in. My right side is kind of fucked. Long term damage

I could probably fashion something

That would be great, because I am going to make life choices and probably should give myself a better advantage.

10:12 AM

Not as worried about the arm, I am ambidextrous.

[original post] I MET PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE AND THEY WON'T EVEN TELL ME IF I'VE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD BY THEIR TIME PERIOD YET. :/

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [original post] I MET PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE AND THEY WON'T EVEN TELL ME IF I'VE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD BY THEIR TIME PERIOD YET. ...

Maybe they don't wanna cuz either you'd be sad or do something super weird.

EVERYTHING I DO IS SUPER WEIRD

Exactly :C

[Original post] God what time is it?

Mid-afternoon. 3ish

I slept for...about 8 hours? No wonder I don't feel completely dead

That was a terrible pun

hey shanias girlfriend is on here right

I think so? Tag Shania and ask

. . . lets pretend i remember her tag......

No need. I'm here.

OH yeah okay thats easier. do you do actual work or are you just evil

...I do actual work, yes.

Great. :)

if any of you see spectra from the insane universe around shes probably heading to our house

so dont kill her

uh is that a good idea?

yeah dont worry about it

4:34 PM

her wife has her on a short leash-

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) I could probably fashion something

Hey, while I am thinking of it. Where would it be best for us to meet up?

hah

[original post] I'm about to have a go at this brightly colored flounder if he doesn't zip his pierced mouth shut.

Huh

What is he doing now?

is he causing trouble over there

9:39 PM

hes innocent enough Bonfire he's just not got a filter

The wanka asked if I was a lesbian, asked if he wanted to 'transform into a woman' for me, then gave me that whole 'oh I like men and women' when I asked if he was hittin on me on the internet prior to this convo I'm about to blow the roof off this place with everyone inside

OH THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TRAINWRECK

Rather very blunt heavy-handed flirting, but that's the worst as far as I can tell.

That sounds like fairly normal bad flirting... Then again I don't flirt well so I don't think I know what good flirting is.

Ight so I just gotta sit here and take it when I made it clear that I aint into men?

If he doesn't stop, I'd kick a shin...

Ahh, that does make sense, then. Definitely not.

I had just meant it sounds like very bad flirting. Not that you had to tolerate it if you asked for it to stop.

that man needs to be fucking locked up i swear to god

I dont know 'normal' was doing a lot of heavy liftin there

Normal as in I have only ever been flirted at poorly.

9:50 PM

Normal doesn't mean it needs tolerated.

By who? I'll kill em

I don't think it terribly matters much? I usually end up kicking a shin out. Benefit to steal toed boots.

oh my god bad flirting is so annoying

9:51 PM

bon bon i wish youd been here when i got hit on by that other walker lol

Ey as long as you're alright. If this was somebody else I would have leaped over the bar and gone for the neck like a Tasmanian devil

stheres dosm fucking bullshit happening tonight i can see tgis going extremely poorly

9:52 PM

bon you should pkill poise

9:52 PM

itll be funny shh dont tell him i said tha

oh. oh dear. is that who this is ab

9:52 PM

wait a FUCKING second is he at the boneyard?

Can you please pick up your twink before he becomes a stain on the wall

im gonna fuckin kill him hes pissed me off ofor the lats fiucking time judy

are you FUCKING kidding me??? hes not supposed to leave the bar!

i keep teling him to styab in the fuckin bar where its safe but NOOooOoOo

Is he a wanted man? In terms of the law, not actually being wanted

hes gotta come out to sexually harass people. i think hes doing it by accident but for fucks sake cmon man

9:54 PM

liek come ON are you fucking dense read the room hbudydy

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) Ey as long as you're alright. If this was somebody else I would have leaped over the bar and gone for the neck like a Tasmanian ...

I am quite alright, I promise. I haven't encountered any issues while at Shania's bar so I have actually enjoyed being at a bar for once. Though I would like to visit yours some day.

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) Is he a wanted man? In terms of the law, not actually being wanted

no hes supposed to stay at shanias where he wont get taken to hell! jesus christ

9:55 PM

fuck this i give up im goin back to cuddling my baby

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) no hes supposed to stay at shanias where he wont get taken to hell! jesus christ

...At this point i reckon he belongs there, Judybear

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) ...At this point i reckon he belongs there, Judybear

no, literal actual hell

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I am quite alright, I promise. I haven't encountered any issues while at Shania's bar so I have actually enjoyed being at a bar...

You seem nice, feel free to swing by when I'm not losing my mind

9:56 PM

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) no, literal actual hell

My stance has not changed, love

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) You seem nice, feel free to swing by when I'm not losing my mind

I will keep that in mind. If you do lose your mind when I visit, I will be sure to help you find it.

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) My stance has not changed, love

of course it hasnt <3 dork

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I will keep that in mind. If you do lose your mind when I visit, I will be sure to help you find it.

Awh, you're a sweet one. Tell me what you like and I'll be sure to have that ready in a frosty glass when you do come in

Honestly, if you have the good whiskey I am generally in for that. I'll give you a heads up when I decide to go there.

Will do, cheers mate. Speaking of, I might have to sample what I got in stock to make sure its up to snuff

Sampling is the best way to check that, isn't it?

Course! Plus, its fun

Heh, I imagine so. I have never been a big drinker. Despite some of the Irish heritage, I still shouldn't drink too much. The hangovers aren't pleasant either and I am still painfully alive.

Always have- even though sometimes I wish I wasn't. Still, even if you just only wanna have one or two, you're free to do what ya want

[posting pictures of venay] you fucking wish you were me

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Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [posting pictures of venay] you fucking wish you were me

She's sooooo cute and tinyyyyyy. Can you give her a hug from me??? She reminds me of a little bunny rabbit.

absolutely

Thank you Ms. Judy

I DO WISH I WAS YOU IT IS TRUE

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I DO WISH I WAS YOU IT IS TRUE

do you wish you were me because of my husband technus

yes and also I am jealous of your lovely family I would very much like to be in your shoes so bad a lot actually. Sorry I am a mess right now ignore me

:tjhink

11:52 PM

fuck

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) yes and also I am jealous of your lovely family I would very much like to be in your shoes so bad a lot actually. Sorry I am a m...

:C Do you want me to come visit?? Would that help?

well good thing then that youre our local grandpa huh

I think seeing a small child will kill me but I love you Dani thank you darling girl

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I think seeing a small child will kill me but I love you Dani thank you darling girl

I love you too :C I hope you'll be okay.

tempted to throw all the kids at you tech. just to explode your heart for good

3

perhaps I am better off exploded

2

ohhhh you need hugs. I'm Texting Skulker.

@sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I think I may have given your husband a bit of an existential crisis. I apologize if so.

eh. he deserves it.

7

Adorable children in the cafe rn. Whose kiddos are these?

depends uh, what do they look like? I cant think of anybody who has kids...besides judy and walker now i guess?

I HAVE A KID. IT ISN'T MY KID AT THE CAFÉ, THEY'RE AT HOME, BUT I DO HAVE A KID.

Uh, they're small, but not like little little. One looks like he's a baby bat (new goth kid) and the other is a sweet little girl. Both have those weird lighter grey skunk stripes in their hair, kinda like the vlads. Absolutely adorable.

. I see.

They're definitely ghosts or uh ghost adjacent-"

11:00 AM

Oh wait. They're definitely vlad kids. That boy is putting in an exorbitant amount of sugar in his drink. That's a vlad move right there.

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SIGHS. do i dare wake him up to tell him our potential future kids are. here? i dont wanna go see them- what if that causes a paradox??

Dude!

11:02 AM

Well damn, happy Father's Day to you

SHIT I GUESS? @Astro-Not wheres our card

1. Why the hell would I give you a card? 2. WHAT

…I don’t even want to know how that works

did you never get the talk as a kid? or are you talking about the fact that theyre from the future

I’ve had the talk! I just… like was this a surrogate situation, test tube or…?

Oh i was curious too

man i dont know, it didnt happen yet. though i wouldnt put it past vlad to clone us a baby

uh… sure

I wake up to this.

help

Come downstairs. Let's forget things and eat breakfast.

sounds like a plan

Awww

huh

Oh hey Dan!

Hey.

How goes?

TERRIBLE fucking day as expected.

Shit... want a distraction?

god please

I am making poor life choices with practicing with sharp objects. That or I am sure we can hunt down some video games. What kind of distraction you looking for?

hmm. fighting might be good

Well I am in the Keep training area at the moment. I'll try to keep up with you.

noted

[original post of a gravesite. Two names] Spent some time with grandparents today for Father's Day.

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I hope everyone’s had fun with their dad today

.

Hey, I know what he meant!

...may i- no i shallnt say it

Shut up, freak. ANYWAY, yeah im relaxing right now

You’re relaxing from what? What did you end up doing today?

My dad taught me how to work the grill and we played "the old pigskin", which is what insane old people call football

Ah… did you get crushed?

. Yeah.

lol

Hah! Man, I wish I could have seen that, but I was with Ambi for the day. Oh well.

Yeah Im sure you would of, huh? I hope you two had fun though, its nice to hear that you two are talking

Yeah, I guess it was fun. We’re doing fine

Yeahhh.... My 'dad' and I aren't speaking at the moment (reference what I said about revelations earlier) but I did send him a little something to say Happy Father's Day since he doesn't deserve a total cold shoulder

…Your… um… Are you talking about Ethern, right?

Yeah After all, he's the one that raised me when he rescu-found me as a baby so it's only fair that he gets to be celebrated today

Aw, that’s sweet. Wait so he told you?

Yeah. .... Wait... You KNEW?! HOW?!

He… told me?

...Wow I'm surprised that he didn't even tell me that he told you when let the bombshell drop the other day All of this just keeps getting better....

May I interject?

Sure

Well he told me not to tell you, so I kept my mouth shut. Hm? What’s up?

Oh, okay That makes sense (edited)

While you certainly have every right to be upset, would it not be fair to consider that he was doing the best with what information he had? Perhaps yes, he should have told you sooner, however there is merit in the fact that he did tell you, despite when it occurred. Such information is difficult to divulge, more so when it deals with one care for so dearly.

Well.... Okay, you....you make a fair point.... But... but.... I still want to be mad and upset at him but with everyone telling me the exact same thing... I don't know.... I guess I'm more upset of the fact of knowing what my true lineage is and how deeply troublesome it was for everyone in the long distant past... And I guess...afraid that once the truth is known some of those that know me won't see me the same way and...and shun me for it... Just like Ethern thought.... Ugh, I hate my temper sometimes....

…Mmm that’s a lot to unpack. I… can’t say much about my feelings in regard to it.

Despite your lineage, it does not define you or who you wish to be, that is entirely up to you and what you do. There may be troubles from the past, but it would be remiss to personally fault you for it.

Y-yeah... I'm still trying to process it myself... It's...it's a lot to deal with and understand from what he told me what happened... And that's what I want. I want to be seen as who I am despite it and not for the sins that were created because of the actions that were made That's what Ethern said as well. He knew that there was no reason blaming me for something I didn't do, especially when I just a baby when it all went down

If you are related to an asshole who hurt a shit ton of people that happened to be a ruler clap your hands~ Seriously Nyreena, you are you. Anyone who judges you otherwise will get kicked in the skull.

claps And thanks Seirei

Claps too You are welcome.

[Original Post] Bonbon. I think I might be taking you up on that whiskey tonight if you don't mind.

Cmon over then. Fair warning though, some brats from the future are here

Are one of them white as snow with long hair?

Yeah actually-

Met that one already, she seems nice. I think there were a couple of others about too. I am assuming Vlad's? I don't think I will mind them too much.

Crikey, was it a rug rat field trip today?

I have a feeling a certain someone was engaged in meddling in the future-

That's not surprising...

it IS fathers day, maybe its just something special?

.

That would not explain why all these children are coming to the past or why someone would send them back.

Maybe to distract from how much of a cryptic ass he's been lately?

It is a poor attempt

Yeah...

Mhmm

Don't know what I should have expected, considering.

[original post] @Vlad_Masters2 your man is at the cafe again

Ah, fellow escapee!!

danny I can't believe your bitch ass ratted me out I thought we were bros help me-

RIP

Quick run to the Keep to hide. /jk

And here I thought it was going to be a nice time at the cafe this morning From what I can see he's more than well enough to visit without his concussion affecting him

yeah im fine, leave me be

@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ] @ Vlad_Masters I have something you're not going to be happy to hear.

Reply to: @roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) @Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ] @ Vlad_Masters I have something you're not going to be happy to hear.

what have you done this time

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) what have you done this time

Nothing! How rude.

11:15 AM

But I do have some news.

let me guess. You've arranged the stag for wedding number four.. five? And once again I'm the victim. You know it's the groom you're meant to torment

....You're our grandson.

Sorry what

Ummmm

.

what kind of a prank is that

Not one. The simple fact is..... We found out that Emily, used to be Lillian. Became Cairo.

.

Oh wow

oh fuck

[ offline ]

Danny can you do great grandpa a favour and make sure he does not off himself?

jesus christ

Yes that would be a shame considering

…Wait so… Uh, who’s Lillian exactly?

Technus' daughter.

Damn.

11:28 AM

Congrats on the set of great grandparents, other me?

Cairo, is Technus daughter? Does Cairo know?

Oh wow I'm glad they figured that out, heard it was trait messing Technus up

in hindsight perhaps I should have told him face to face but he maaay have punched me so

He was rude. I was planning on DMing him but-

Cairo does not know as far as I am aware so that will be a fun conversation!!!!

Yeah. I somehow doubt she would have had several conversations with me if she knew.

holy SHIT???

RIGHT? AREN'T I A LUCKY BOY

.....sorry about being related to vlad-

Its tragic, really.

Hey.

I would be so pissed if i were related to any of the vlads lol

11:36 AM

only benefit is that endless credit card

. . .

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Hey.

Its true! Also did you give your man permission to leave the house? He's fine but, I think its kinda funny that he keeps wiggling out of your grasps

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Its true! Also did you give your man permission to leave the house? He's fine but, I think its kinda funny that he keeps wiggli...

Sigh. I didn't give him permission but he is allowed.

thanks dear i love you :3

oh wow congrats

he is not even legally adopted so TECHNICALLY I got away with it. To be fair I think we are both equally as tragic to be related to it evens out

Oh. By the way, I've gilded the ah...special gift. It's setting in the workshop.

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) he is not even legally adopted so TECHNICALLY I got away with it. To be fair I think we are both equally as tragic to be related...

So happy Father's Day then. You're a confirmed grandpa

THAT WAS FAST

11:41 AM

I mean technically I have. A lot of adopted grandkids. It is a trait Emily and I share. Picking up sad stray orphans

Sidenote, I got bitten at graveyard by a weird dog. Anyone want to take bets on whether I turn into a werewolf or something

make your own post whelp

11:42 AM

-_-

get checked for rabies ?? Perhaps ??

1. I doubt that'll happen, 2. Go to the doctor??? 3. Yeah make your own post

GB4: >:p

ANYWAYS congratulations on finding descendants technus

poise was telling me the other night he beat a vampire in hand to hand combat so anythings possible. Congratulations to you both

and Vlad!! Family reunion at mine, drinks on me.

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You're very welcome, Technus.

Thank you Spectra. I do not doubt you will make me repay this tenfold.

Don't worry about it. I'll count it as the same favor your owe me from the original files.

spectra actual help not just make things worse ?

the beast has been tamed

how

Rude.

Reply to: @mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Rude.

rude with deserved

[Original Post] The Keep feels Unpleasant...

more than usual?

Mhm.

I'm... working on that

Ah... well if you need assistance.

Wait, you're feeling something too? And what are you working on? What's going on?

Please tell me that was not what I think it was.

. . .

1:08 PM

That depends on what you think it was.

I will make sure ma lumani does not get herself tangled up in more trouble.

something is wrong

You know exactly what I am referring to.

I would never get involved...

.....Are you serious? What is with the bad timing plaguing me the past few days? First Ethern, then yesterday's holiday, now.... G-great... Just...g-great...

Hey, it is gonna be okay... Phantom has Fright.

That wave came from the Keep?

Ah... that is a feeling I have not felt in some time.

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) You know exactly what I am referring to.

And you know exactly the answer to your question.

HUH?

1:12 PM

ARE YOU KIDDING?

We should allow for Phantom and his Knight to handle it. I... may take Samhain back home to give some distance.

i swear to god, VLAD-

oh gods

Dad didn't do anything???

@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME where are you come to my lair right now gather as many people as you can we are leaving

I didn't do anything! I'm at home!

Now I'm hoping that Ethern didn't sense it as well Because if he did... He's not going to be happy... Especially with how I left him when I stormed out of the Manor a few days ago...

Get as many as you can out as soon as you can.

Might be good to check on your Dad, Nyreena.

As far as I can tell, no one specifically caused it this time. He also appears to be... without Claim to the Crown and Ring.

My concern is more for... any reactionary ghosts. I think there are a good number of cored and injured in the Keep however.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) As far as I can tell, no one specifically caused it this time. He also appears to be... without Claim to the Crown and Ring.

So he is in fact weaker. They is good.

//that

He shouldn’t be able to get out though! That was the whole point!

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Might be good to check on your Dad, Nyreena.

I will Unless he's already out looking for me and I've got a feeling that he is A wave like that would certainly get his attention and drop everything to come find me

Time to go find one another then. I take it he doesn't use social media?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) He shouldn’t be able to get out though! That was the whole point!

I am aware

whuh

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Time to go find one another then. I take it he doesn't use social media?

CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE?

How much fuckery do you think the multiverse is causing.

Why the hell is my phone blowing up??

YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING.

I'm going to the keep. Aether, I trust you to help others and keep them safe. Look after Sophie for me.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Time to go find one another then. I take it he doesn't use social media?

Nope He has a phone but he would rather stay off of social media for his sanity

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) How much fuckery do you think the multiverse is causing.

Yes.

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Nope He has a phone but he would rather stay off of social media for his sanity

Call it. Play marco polo with phones.

oh! Fun. Cool cool cool cool cool

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Call it. Play marco polo with phones.

....Okay.

Fun! If you need a hand, I can be thrown bodily at someone. /jk

what's going on?

uuuuuuh

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I'm going to the keep. Aether, I trust you to help others and keep them safe. Look after Sophie for me.

What? But I should be there too!

Phantom, if need be, I'll be there too I'll explain when I get there but I can be there if need be

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) What? But I should be there too!

Aether, please, I am trusting you to keep those we care about safe. You are the only one I trust with this task. Should I need you at the keep, I vow I will call for you-

Stay out of the main hall for now; see that the recuperating ghosts are secure and ready for emergency evacuation if needed. I am going to gather a council, to decide what to do about this. As much as I am sure many of you want a summary Ending, such a course is... not something I want to be taken lightly. And everyone, especially those around during Pariah's reign, has a right to be represented and heard.

no one around during his reign is around any oh right timelines nevermind

I can help with the medical. Dan, want to help protect or keep your distance?

Ambi I… Ugh… Fine.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Stay out of the main hall for now; see that the recuperating ghosts are secure and ready for emergency evacuation if needed. I ...

I'll need to be there As I said, I will explain Trust me on this, you'll need to know what I've just learned in the past few days...

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I can help with the medical. Dan, want to help protect or keep your distance?

uhhhhhhhh ill be on call.

1:23 PM

dont know if i could properly control myself. he has a way of pushing BUTTONS.

Alright, that is fair. Want me to keep you posted?

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) I'll need to be there As I said, I will explain Trust me on this, you'll need to know what I've just learned in the past few da...

Ok.... Well, tell me after I get the former despot somewhere secure.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Alright, that is fair. Want me to keep you posted?

yeah

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Ok.... Well, tell me after I get the former despot somewhere secure.

Understood

hi sorry to butt in but this sounds...bad like 'end of the world' kind of bad

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) yeah

Great. Let me know if you need anything. I will be good and not throw hands with the ex tyrant.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) hi sorry to butt in but this sounds...bad like 'end of the world' kind of bad

if he doesnt have the Crown or Ring then he is at best a big motherfucker we can shoot at until dead

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) hi sorry to butt in but this sounds...bad like 'end of the world' kind of bad

If he does not have access to Crown and Ring, he is effectively kneecapped right now. So probably not as immediate a panic yet.

1:26 PM

Hey same braincell!

Laru and I felt it

[-9_Lives_2_Many- is offline]

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I know, ma ilecar. Please head home with Laru, okay?

Already on it. Stay safe, Tivin.

I will. Nilas will sit on me if I need to. Sadly I don't think I can pretend this dude is a watermelon.

Well the feeling of utter doom went down considerably. ~~Maybe I should investigate~~

leading evacuation to amity park take shortcut through portal will help you find a place

I am not leaving. I am staying put to ensure ghosts here are safe.

1:46 PM

But if others do need emergency evac, I will point them your way.

what a fuckin mess.

A bit. Maybe the asshole got shoved back in the box.

i doubt it. with no fanfare? hes too dramatic for that

He's been souped while a Council is gathered. If you believe you should/want to be on a Realms Council, please let me know.

I probably have no right to be on it aside from "I live here too."

1:50 PM

Fucking souped. Amazing

haha get souped

i am oldest ghost in my universe full council placement probably bad idea but when discussing pariah i could be of assistance once i get everyone else to safety

Thank the Ancients

Stay away still, kiddo. If anyone does want my opinion from an... old person who has dealt with tyrants standpoint, I will participate. Otherwise, I will focus my help on the Yetis.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) He's been souped while a Council is gathered. If you believe you should/want to be on a Realms Council, please let me know.

I know a ghost that might be of use to your council as an advisor. I have heard she's in the Keep at the moment waiting for a friend of hers to reform.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) He's been souped while a Council is gathered. If you believe you should/want to be on a Realms Council, please let me know.

I'll be there

I can't take the 'souped' thing seriously but, im glad its been taken care of for now

I can't go anyway, I'm held against my will.

Damn right you aren't going. You stay with Laru.

I am being dragged home by danny- should i tell him pariah's in soup town??

It's better if you come home, anyhow.

hmph

I'm too embarrased to show my face.

I just want to know where you are right now, okay?

leaving ghost cafe

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) I'm too embarrased to show my face.

Saw the videos?

Yeahhh...

[-9_Lives_2_Many- is online]

So the tyrant’s contained for now?

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) He's been souped while a Council is gathered. If you believe you should/want to be on a Realms Council, please let me know.

:O !!!!!! What does being on the council entail it sounds interesting !?

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) :O !!!!!! What does being on the council entail it sounds interesting !?

It's a government position. I think you're a bit young yet.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) So the tyrant’s contained for now?

WAIT PARIAH DARK'S ABOUT ????? HUH ????? Sorry I just logged on so I'm not super caught up :C

as very old ghost oldest in my universe i would like place on council

Was.

i promise not to kill

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) It's a government position. I think you're a bit young yet.

Awe. :C Can I make cookies for the council???

Well... I did promise you I would help if you need it. From a purely government standpoint, I would like to be on council.

Council..?

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) Yeahhh...

You were very adorable.

We don’t need to vote on this.

We need a council for more than Mina and Pariah

Ok, well let’s fucking prioritise on the tyrant in a can

2:07 PM

And not a damn council

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You were very adorable.

Sure..

Lives in my memory and my phone forever. Dan was very sweet with you.

That makes it worse-

yeah you were cute as a button :)

You both were.

Aether, I was going to recommend you be on the Council, considering your perspective, but if you don't want your say taken into account, you don't have to join. Seirei, I would appreciate your presence. And Ambiramus. Eldest Skulker. Pandora. Frostbite or delegate. Any Ancients who want to be included. Others will be considered as brought up. And cookies... would be great.

You got it. Let me make sure everyone here is good. Maybe one of the folks here can get word out to Frostbite a while.

I’m not going to be a part of your council, been there done that, but I’m definitely having my say.

currently helping evacuate, message me when you need me

OHOHO PUT ME IN, COACH IM OPEN PAIRAH BALLS AND I GO WAY BACK

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Aether, I was going to recommend you be on the Council, considering your perspective, but if you don't want your say taken into ...

Phantom I'll be there Seeing that he's been contained I want to speak you on what I want to tell you before the Council is gathered

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Aether, I was going to recommend you be on the Council, considering your perspective, but if you don't want your say taken into ...

You like chocolate chip but with the BIG chips still right??

Sure, fine, Aether, but you have no standing to fuss about being left out of matters in the future. Alright, Nyreena. And absolutely yes, Dani.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Sure, fine, Aether, but you have no standing to fuss about being left out of matters in the future. Alright, Nyreena. And abso...

Thank you

Okay !!! I'll make sure to make at leeeeaaaassstt a couple dozen ! :D

. . . I am going to ask Dad who Pariah is.

Phantom do you think I should be okay or should I find somewhere more secure to hide? My Fenton's have the ghost shield up right now but I'm not sure if that's secure enough. I don't know a whole lot about Pariah so I'm kinda worried.

EHHH without the ring or crown, he was always kinda a pushover. He has what the kids would call "divorced energy"

WHAT

So seven ex wives

S-Seven?! Oh geez...

What do you mean by "divorced energy"??????

How can a guy fail so badly???

2:59 PM

Also, seven wives?

Says you Poise

completely fucking insane thing to say????

Wait, does that mean there was weddings back then?

Reply to: @Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) Wait, does that mean there was weddings back then?

what

Reply to: @Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) Wait, does that mean there was weddings back then?

-_- of course there was you moron

Reply to: @Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) Wait, does that mean there was weddings back then?

.

3:02 PM

Yes there were.

apparently most pariahs younger than mine

WHAT A WEIRD THING TO FOCUS ON Also lol old

Do the ex wives know he's free again?

How unlikable do you have to be to get divorced seven whole times??

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The Pariah from my universe is as old as the concept of Loss. Though his reign was only ended 10 thousand years ago. (edited)

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actually, if its mine- and it sounds like it is- then they were all married to him at the same time. fright gave me THAT history lesson

That sounds like a huge wedding

my pariah reign ended over 13,000 year ago

I know this is supposed to be serious but I wasn't expecting to see loss in here.

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IT WASNT LIKE HAVING MULTIPLE WIVES WAS THAT SHOCKING THEN

Reply to: @ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I know this is supposed to be serious but I wasn't expecting to see loss in here.

What.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) actually, if its mine- and it sounds like it is- then they were all married to him at the same time. fright gave me THAT history...

ooooh okay that makes more sense. i was thinking he was just getting divorced one after the other like a conveyer belt.

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Reply to: @@ArmouredGCG (@Ecto) What.

You wouldn't get it

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) ooooh okay that makes more sense. i was thinking he was just getting divorced one after the other like a conveyer belt.

can you fucking imagine. not that id blame them

it'd be sad but kinda funny. how much of a total dillweed is your Pariah? (edited)

Reply to: @ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) You wouldn't get it

No, clearly I don't.

Reply to: @@ArmouredGCG (@Ecto) No, clearly I don't.

I'll have to show you later lol

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) it'd be sad but kinda funny. how much of a total dillweed is your Pariah?

pretty bad :/ really annoying

Reply to: @ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I'll have to show you later lol

I will visit your cafe as soon as I return to the Infinite Realms

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) pretty bad :/ really annoying

Ew. :C

Oh. Not a fan of him rearing his ugly head again.

Are there still sick ghosts at the Keep? Thats the ONLY reason im not busting down the doors to bug ol Piranha face right now

Yes, we are working to get them out as soon as we can.

Reply to: @SnowfedLiveries (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Yes, we are working to get them out as soon as we can.

Are they all gonna be okay??

I do not know. Moving such delicate patients is a very precarious process.

Reply to: @da_plague_boi1346 (@GhostyPeppers) Are there still sick ghosts at the Keep? Thats the ONLY reason im not busting down the doors to bug ol Piranha face right now

yeah sure "bug" i see you plague face

You know sparkles for someone who looks and acts like you you're kind of. Whats the word. Dense?

Reply to: @SnowfedLiveries (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I do not know. Moving such delicate patients is a very precarious process.

I hope no one gets hurt.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) yeah sure "bug" i see you plague face

HEY i dont plan on getting anybody sick, sometimes you gotta put stuff away when the shit gets real

Reply to: @da_plague_boi1346 (@GhostyPeppers) HEY i dont plan on getting anybody sick, sometimes you gotta put stuff away when the shit gets real

Pestis be careful okay? :C I dont want you or anyone else other than Pariah and maybe ny Vlad getting hurt or anything. Also you're my favorite rat.

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Reply to: @da_plague_boi1346 (@GhostyPeppers) HEY i dont plan on getting anybody sick, sometimes you gotta put stuff away when the shit gets real

not what i meant

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) not what i meant

Da hell did you mean then? GO ON, SHARE WITH THE CLASS

Reply to: @da_plague_boi1346 (@GhostyPeppers) Da hell did you mean then? GO ON, SHARE WITH THE CLASS

I know your history. Unfortunately.

??? BITCH?

I'm half Plasmius remember. Because I wish I couldnt.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) actually, if its mine- and it sounds like it is- then they were all married to him at the same time. fright gave me THAT history...

So if it is yours, then maybe you should be part of the decision process. You have the crown and ring, yeah?

urgh....yeah technically.......

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I'm half Plasmius remember. Because I wish I couldnt.

Half fruitloop-

I know, I know, responsibilities. And hey, frootloops are a great cereal.

Sigh. ill come over...

Gross

Gross what?

3:30 PM

See you soon, Dan. So are you going for seven wives or seven husbands during your rule? /jk

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Gross what?

Not fruitloops, just him.

3:31 PM

/pos

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) See you soon, Dan. So are you going for seven wives or seven husbands during your rule? /jk

WOW

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It's a joke. Relax.

fuckin mean to me

Yep. Gotta keep you in line. ❤️

god this place is cringefail as hell

YOU

You’re cringefail as hell

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) YOU

...? yeah me?

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ...? yeah me?

I need to ask you something. Do you have the crown?

oh. yeah?

Okay, just wanted to know.

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) god this place is cringefail as hell

I kinda don't wanna call you cringefail cuz we have a lot in common but you act kinda cringefail sometimes :C

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Okay, just wanted to know.

How’re things on your end?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) How’re things on your end?

Nothing much going on so far. Dropped off Crimson

Oh yeah should I call you something other than asshole Danny? It feels a little mean :C

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Okay, just wanted to know.

....why the question?

4:41 PM

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Oh yeah should I call you something other than asshole Danny? It feels a little mean :C

good question. ill take any other nickname.

Which one of the Danny's here is from Dan's universe?

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ....why the question?

Considering PD is out, I was just- curious.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Nothing much going on so far. Dropped off Crimson

Softly right? >>

Yeah, he's fine. Also uh, that would be me

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Considering PD is out, I was just- curious.

oh that pariah dude right. i still cant believe you guys had to deal with a KING

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Which one of the Danny's here is from Dan's universe?

He’s not getting involved.

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) good question. ill take any other nickname.

Okay I'll think about it. If you weren't such a jerk id wanna be friends i think..

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) oh that pariah dude right. i still cant believe you guys had to deal with a KING

You have noooo idea....

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) He’s not getting involved.

I meant later. For dealing with the crown and ring.

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) You have noooo idea....

at least queen dragony looked cool

Hearing about queen dragons is... bit concerning. Name wasn't Sapphrin was it?

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) at least queen dragony looked cool

Who?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I meant later. For dealing with the crown and ring.

Uhhh...what about it?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Hearing about queen dragons is... bit concerning. Name wasn't Sapphrin was it?

iunno. prolly not? honestly i was running on like 2 hours sleep that whole week

I'll DM you later. Just want to figure out which one I need to pester about reducing madness causing side effects.

4:46 PM

Good... just making sure no other genocidal dragons are out there. One was enough for the universe.

..OKAY?

Don’t worry. Also you wanna come to the Keep? We’re playing Uno.

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Who?

apparently instead of a ghost king we had a ghost queen

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Don’t worry. Also you wanna come to the Keep? We’re playing Uno.

I guess I'll stop buy. Want me to bring snacks or something?

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) apparently instead of a ghost king we had a ghost queen

Huh. Interesting.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I guess I'll stop buy. Want me to bring snacks or something?

…Uh… Can I DM you the snacks?

Uh, sure?

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) apparently instead of a ghost king we had a ghost queen

That's cool I love feminism

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Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) That's cool I love feminism

she was freaky but her brother was nice enough ig

5

hElp

4:56 PM

waIttt , conversAtion hapen already

Reply to: @POINDEXTER724 (@capnport) hElp

Sidney are you okay??? :C

Sid?

dont awan r Interupt

No no, what’s up?

flEd to Human raalm got shot at,,! Human threaten to Soup me

Ah, Danny scrap the snacks, go help Sid out

D: !!!!!! Where are you i can help !?!?!?!?

Building

?????????????? Which building there's tons of those !!! T_T

font Know

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I just saw this

5:03 PM

I guess I can go look for him, hang on

Can I come with I'm worried???

was in Dchol,! Stop Bullies,,, had to Run be cayse girl ashorT at me

Casper High? thats as much as I can get out of that jumbled mess

Left It

5:07 PM

Gorll,. Shot at mE

I'l meet you at the school Danny !!!!

He left casper high because some crazy girl shot at him… Sounds like Val to me

Yeah I assume so- wish you would have told me she left sooner when I wasn't already basically there

No sign of them. Even if Sidney already left I still want to kick Valerie's ass for making me come out all the way out here- seriously what is she THINKING? Doesn't she KNOW whats going on right now?

I found Kwan at least. I asked him if he knew what happened. Apparently Sidney got chased off by Valerie somewhere.

5:38 PM

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) No sign of them. Even if Sidney already left I still want to kick Valerie's ass for making me come out all the way out here- ser...

Where are you right now ?? Also i might be a little lost :C

[Original Post] Ah Ghost Writer, if you see this, would this week be a good time to swing by and get that paper from you?

I am available most days this week except for Wednesday.

That sounds great, thank you. I'll see what day Gerry wants to go and we can get that then.

[original post] WHY IS PARIAH DARK SO FUCKHUGE ANYWAYS.

GOD RIGHT...... BIG BASTARD

10:59 AM

IS HE BEING RUDE

HES ASLEEP I THINK?

WILD......

11:03 AM

POKE HIM WITH A STICK

hose him

I AM JUST SETTING UP A SECURITY CAMERA SYSTEM FOR SKULKER SO HE DOESNT HAVE TO WATCH THE CAGE 24/7. THEN I WILL BE HEADING HOME.

There’s still a Pariah with you guys right?

Easier to punch his knee.

11:06 AM

... Are we getting time shenanigans? Just more Pariahs?

11:06 AM

Jack in the Box but its just a murderous asshole?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) There’s still a Pariah with you guys right?

Yeah. Loony Skulker put him in a cage.

Maybe. The sarcophagus is fixed and there’s an ectosignature in there.

We can barely handle one and there's TWO?

Huh. Maybe we should add gorilla glue on the seams to make sure that one doesn't get out.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) We can barely handle one and there's TWO?

Well I’m pretty sure it’s his?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Maybe. The sarcophagus is fixed and there’s an ectosignature in there.

Theres a huh? Don't tell me you mean what I think you mean

11:08 AM

Okay late reply

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Maybe. The sarcophagus is fixed and there’s an ectosignature in there.

WHAT ????????? DDDDDDDD: SOMEONE TELL PHANTOM !!!!!!

Who else would be in there??

I don’t know, did one of you think to creep in? -_-

I just really do not like the idea of there being multiple

Who the hell would wanna go in there ?????????

Looks kind of cosy to me ngl

I mean yeah, someone might have wanted a really good nap

Look whatever happens we'll deal with it, alright?

Anyway, all I know is the thing’s fixed and something is in there.

I MEAN I GUESS

As long as whatever is in there doesn't get out- because I doubt somebody would willingly go in there

THERES MULTIPLE EVERYONE

11:12 AM

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) There’s still a Pariah with you guys right?

ALSO YEAH HES IN A CAGE

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) THERES MULTIPLE EVERYONE

Yeah no shit sherlock, any other nuggets of wisdom?

11:12 AM

I meant 2 Pariah's in the same place

[Repost of the Pariah Cage Selfie from last night.]

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I’ll talk to Phantom about it… I don’t know if it’s him in there, the signature’s— Oh, I am so saving that.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) I’ll talk to Phantom about it… I don’t know if it’s him in there, the signature’s— Oh, I am so saving that.

O_O

I'm just going to try and take my mind off of things for a while- unless the Ghost Zone or Earth is in flames, i'm going to try not to worry about it. Apparently I worry too much.

You do :C

I... need to talk to you sometime about the crown and ring anyway.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I'm just going to try and take my mind off of things for a while- unless the Ghost Zone or Earth is in flames, i'm going to try ...

Hm, we could go to the observatory at some point if you want?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Hm, we could go to the observatory at some point if you want?

Yeah, I would like that a lot.

awh how cu wait what do you mean theres 2 of them

It’s fine, as long as nobody opens it then I’m sure nothing bad will happen.

Fuuuuucking heck

That was a choice of words. Still... we should add duct tape

Maybe chains and a super durable, pick resistant padlock and Phantom can have the only key?

.... Huh.

Remind me to have another friendly chat with the timekeeper(s) at some point or another

<- me when i lie about my feelings a month ago

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huh

12:56 PM

context

: 3

I think I have a girlfriend now.

congrats

1:06 PM

Heh. Good for you

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté)

Those are two very different reactions, my child.

Just processing

I like he hasn't specified who yet.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I think I have a girlfriend now.

Ew, I'm sorry for her

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Ew, I'm sorry for her

I don't want to hear that from YOU.

Whats that supposed to mean, hm?

this is half your fault bc of your stupid taste in girls

As if you aren't half of a fruitloop? Who, MAY I REMIND YOU, has the hots for our mom?

The implications are... concerning

Wording it that way feels wrong xD

So you are saying you and Vlad have the same type? Sassy feral people who can kick your ass?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Wording it that way feels wrong xD

Yepp

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Wording it that way feels wrong xD

I MEAN- he's me but also like. Not.

1:13 PM

Anyway Oedipus, congratulations

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god i hate that so much

Reply to: @Songbird_With_Sweet_Tooth [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) So you are saying you and Vlad have the same type? Sassy feral people who can kick your ass?

hey its good type

1:13 PM

is better than people who apparent have hots for pariah last night after nicolai post pics of pariah cage -_-

I don't have any judgements on type, Skulker. Dan and I adore the same woman.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Anyway Oedipus, congratulations

Hah

Reply to: @Songbird_With_Sweet_Tooth [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) So you are saying you and Vlad have the same type? Sassy feral people who can kick your ass?

no comment.

You do not need to dear. This does mean we need larger chairs.

Reply to: @Songbird_With_Sweet_Tooth [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I don't have any judgements on type, Skulker. Dan and I adore the same woman.

yeah am just use as excuse to call out people be weird about pariah last night

oh yeah, @PhantomFlame, just to let you know I checked over this sarcophagus and it’s air tight.

Sometimes making light of things helps you deal with the horrors.

So things should be fine.

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) Sometimes making light of things helps you deal with the horrors.

Ah the sense of humor so dark you need a flood light

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) oh yeah, @PhantomFlame, just to let you know I checked over this sarcophagus and it’s air tight.

Thank goodness. I'll start doing a daily check of it, myself.

....hey what does it say about me that i really, really want to give him a phone and show him the internet

Um, sure. Just keep me posted if anything weird happens with it.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ....hey what does it say about me that i really, really want to give him a phone and show him the internet

ha i would let you as long as it was supervised and you put locks on it so he can only access certain web sites

He is only allowed on PBS Kids.

give him access whisprr hauntstagram and yes pbs kids

1:19 PM

whatever that is

pariah dark on club penguin let us go

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Do we want him to know people think he is hot? He might think this is a dating app.

didnt he have seven wives. i think hed act like that anyhow

give him access to internet so more people can torment him >:)

hed probably type like shit too. why is he so big

Please give him a whisprr I want to send him unsolicited pictures of my cool wizard hat

remind me of mammoth in size or camel maybe

got em lol anyway how is everyone

pariah scared venay so im going to kill him i think

dont think we are allow to kill him by king rules but you can come over and yell at him if you want

I can't believe pariah "petting zoo animal" dark is just. in your lair.

neither can i to be honest

1:25 PM

it is surreal

Apparently of options available, Skulker was the best one. Scary thought that is.

At least you're self aware big guy

lmao

original want to shatter him but i decide keep as trophy is good instead

1:27 PM

last night let nicolai yell at him for half an hour it was funny

1:29 PM

nicolai call pariah a washed up loser

...and hes definitely well contained?

yes i put power dampen cuff on him

1:30 PM

and install security cameras this morning

And it can't just break?

needs key to open cuff

The sarcophagus needed a key to open too >>

And we know how that went. Vlad.

yes well vlad banned from lair so

i trust you buddy

you can come over and look at pariah cage if you want dan

But do we trust Pariah?

no we do not but im sure we can make him behave

1:34 PM

or i can at least

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I don’t. He shouldn’t be caged he should have been cored back at the Keep.

do not trust pariah he is cage for reason is security cameras for reason

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) or i can at least

. . . Hot.

:)

Well at least there will be security cameras to catch it.

I'll admit I'm a bit curious about seeing him in the cage but also I don't wanna be anywhere near there.

let me know when you want come over harass pariah

1:37 PM

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I'll admit I'm a bit curious about seeing him in the cage but also I don't wanna be anywhere near there.

nicolai post some picture on hauntstagram last night

Thank you Skulker.

So Pariah won't be wandering around in public, yes?

I hope not >>

There would be major offence if he were.

[original post] immn nor readyy for pairah. sorneone take him back too much repsonsibilaty

RETHINK THIS WHEN YOU ARE NOT DRUNK

:(

Ah... there is the crisis.

hes a grown man/war criminal not a dog you can just- give away

Sleep off the alcohol, Skulker

Pariahs arent just for christmas skulker

It has been quite some time since ma lumani has had a crisis about romantic emotions. This is actually rather entertaining.

oh yeah? get it on film

Oh I didn't get the camera out on time when she started knocking over things with her wings. And hid in the bathroom for a bit. Turns a lovely shade of red though.

LMAO......

I suppose I will have to ask her what color you turn. Give her a reason to gush adorably about you. Glad you two finally figured it out. I was waiting on that one.

MAN.

10:25 PM

nvm this sucks

Hah

Too late, you have inevitably fallen for her and now must suffer being perceived. Good evening, Inferno. How are you?

Awwww Tell her I said congrats!

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Awwww Tell her I said congrats!

[Liked]

I've been... missing a lot of the shit happening, honestly. What the hell?

Which part? There has been quite a bit. Werewolves, Pariah Dark, a Council.

Yes

pariahs a pet, minas a babysitter

...

10:31 PM

Ironically fitting.

I believe you are somewhat aware of the Samhain's genetics mixed with Wulf. Skulker is, at current, the caretaker of Pariah Dark. I believe that Mina is under the care of Phobia?

Yeah. Huh. Phantom's got a sense of humor.

It does exist buried deep under the layers of trauma.

it was REALLY great watching phobia threaten her

Trauma and depression. The kid's sadder than we are.

Phobia is a good kid... I had my own threats for that... woman...

... I say kid like he isn't our age.

To be fair... you guys all have something of a second chance and things are a bit more... secure for you two.

Which is weird as shit. Oddly, I think people have been more accepting of us than they have of him.

I mean of course.

10:39 PM

They didn't see anything we did

True.

You two do realize that I will be seeing what you two did soon enough, right? Not that it will change how things are between us. But I think Phantom also... keeps himself at arm's length and people see a King before they see the person.

okay but its still not what WE did. its all differen.t

Well... the details will vary, but... Hm, yeah. Don't think he has anything but being a King to hold on to.

It will be similar but different, and I am aware I am going to likely see some horrible aftermath of shit. But yeah... Phantom doesn't. So I think it is a good idea to give more than having to make important decisions that inevitably someone will be pissed about.

10:53 PM

And frankly after I deck a Clockwork, I want to make sure my friend has more of a reason to try and make connections.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) I've been... missing a lot of the shit happening, honestly. What the hell?

Inferno right?

Well, if he gets the sort of reaction I'm reading up on every time he tries to solve something without Ending people... he's not likely to keep caring.

10:56 PM

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) Inferno right?

Yeah

Long time, no see.

10:57 PM

I gotta send you something, hold on

Danté started a thread. 6/18/2024 10:58 PM

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Well, if he gets the sort of reaction I'm reading up on every time he tries to solve something without Ending people... he's not...

Yeah well, if it helps the Council Meeting I actually managed to get a good number of people to stop asking for outright murder before hand. So we are getting somewhere with all of it. People can be convinced, just... they need to calm down.

Miracles performed already.

I am used to managing large groups of people and herding them. Sometimes I even gave them sharp objects to use.

me too and yet

In a more official capacity or general panic?

used to be leader of hunting party which did not prepare me for politics at all

Hah

Yeah your experience is slightly different than ah, organizing a rebellion and fighting a war for roughly 40ish years.

11:11 PM

Getting entire peoples together from different races, who do not all like each other, and cooperating long enough to fight someone else and survive it.

yes that better experience

It is why I offered Phantom my help. I... would have been ruler of my own world had I not failed it.

[original post] Survived my death day, spent last night at the hospital. Fine. No Gunther.

Gunther sweetie come home we miss you

gunther beloved i cry for you every single day

11:11 AM

[original post] making my own post rq to let you guys know ive made a recovery of my concussion, thank you guys who sent me well wishes and supported me through that shitfest, it means a lot

11:11 AM

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) gunther beloved i cry for you every single day

anyway gunther please come back

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) [original post] making my own post rq to let you guys know ive made a recovery of my concussion, thank you guys who sent me well...

Glad you're better now.

Gunther come home honey you're gonna miss the beach episode

11:17 AM

also congrats crimmy. Come over soon I miss you

GUNTHER SCARES ME SHITLESS, THOUGH FOR ALL OF YOUR SAKES I HOPE HE RETURNS SOON

when r we going 2 the beach?

Who's Gunther?

Gunther scares you?? tech he's harmless.

he's out doctor. Big sweet purple guy. And he IS purple don't mock me

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) also congrats crimmy. Come over soon I miss you

OH im going to drink until im dead- uh, again. i say that but ive never been much of a drinker so i might just have 3 drinks and give up like usual

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Gunther scares you?? tech he's harmless.

he commit medical malpractice so i shot him

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Gunther scares you?? tech he's harmless.

I HAVE A VERY IRRATIONAL FEAR OF DOCTORS

he is a very good doctor you are a cruel cruel man

understandable.

AND I SAY VERY IRRATIONAL BECAUSE I MYSELF AM TECHNICALLY A DOCTOR- BUT THAT IS UNIMPORTANT

Hm. I don't have anything against doctors, but hospitals... ugh.

he's such a gentle soul he's the only doctor I'll tolerate

I understand that feeling quite well Technus.

I AM SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO FEEL THAT WAY TOO

Honestly I also only have one doctor I trust, and he's a ghost as well.

perhaps we should form a support group. And by that I mean drink wine and complain.

THE ONLY DOCTOR I TRUST IS MYSELF, AND MAYBE PANACEA

Oh yes Panacea is quite good. Helps that they are literally magic.

I haven't seen a doctor in a long time, Ambi and Sophie don't count. Haha

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panacea good :) better than gunther medical malpractice -_-

I cant remember the last time I went to an actual doctor, my parents prefer to treat stuff themselves

NOW, CALL ME A HYPOCRITE, BUT PLEASE GO SEE SOMEONE WITH AN ACTUAL DOCTORATE- AND ONE FOR ENGINEERING DOES NOT COUNT

I mean its not like I have to go for anything- I'm not sick.

YOU DO NOT ONLY GO TO SEE DOCTORS WHEN YOU ARE SICK...

Yetis... they are literally equipped to handle halfas.

Fine I'll go talk to them- though again I dont feel like I need to.

GOOD

Preventative medicine is a thing.

. . . .

...What is it

oh that wasnt aimed at you

12:01 PM

although were real shit at going to doctors-

I'll go to a doctor just to spite you

lmao

I am being judged. I can feel it. Good morning, Starlight~

Well I can't exactly go to the yetis given I took the map, also can we not use the 'h' word? -_-

Which H word. Several were used. And maaaaybe give the map back?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I am being judged. I can feel it. Good morning, Starlight~

hi sei :)

You know, I forgot to ask. How does Clockwork feel about the whole Polyam thing?

he made fun of me last night about "knowing this was inevitable but it took a long time even by his standards"

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Oh my stars. It didn't take that long!

What did he expect, for you to see me and melt into a puddle of emotion immediately?

he said thats how it happeend with him and i hit him with his stupid stick

Awwwww.

What the fuck did I just read. Why is there flirting?!

I hate it too

Why would someone date him?

Because he is adorable?

And I thought my taste was bad, look at him

You just keep thinking that, Danny.

Oh trust me, I looked and I will keep looking.

Cursed cursed cursed cursed.

here come the dannys to preach about taste as if dan is not half them

We are the good half of the genetics! The other half is Froot Loop!

I mean... would.

Wow- see I don't claim him, he's like his own guy by this po

Heh.

.

12:53 PM

My. ////

So much psychic damage

hm

AGREED!

Hey I was there when you were playing the guitar and singing. I can appreciate someone good with music.

Reply to: @JACK_FENTON (@Beat Boxing Puppy) AGREED!

DAD.

OH MY ANCIENTS NO.

12:54 PM

CAN I ABUSE TIME SO THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED???

for once i agree why why why why

Good to know somethings are universal

Please know that the entire apartment is filled with outright giggling.

WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY

hm. hate that.

That does complicate your life a bit I am sure.

you have no idea.

Well hopefully I make it just a little less complicated.

youre hoping a dragon lady with a penchant for violence makes things LESS complicated?

Hm you are right, I am complicated as fuck. But I am a lot of fun. : 3

true.

jesus....

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) youre hoping a dragon lady with a penchant for violence makes things LESS complicated?

Seems pretty straightforward to me.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Seems pretty straightforward to me.

yeah but think about all the people shes gonna punch

It is Pride Month, nothing straight happening here, Inferno.

1:02 PM

As if you don't want to watch me punch people, Dan.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) yeah but think about all the people shes gonna punch

... hot

Not you too.

HA

I have punched Dan at least once!

1:04 PM

Well Inferno

1:04 PM

I shield slammed Dan.

Reply to: @JACK_FENTON (@Beat Boxing Puppy) WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY

You know what you said

Knocked him on his very cute ass.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) You know what you said

IM INNOCENT! :D

Ugh my eyes

You'll understand when you're older.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) ... hot

Aaaah there it is! Waiting for her brain to catch up and process that.

1:07 PM

It might take a few days

Pretty sure he is just tormenting the Dannys.

That is a bonus.

I imagined it to be the main goal.

Wait a second-

lmao?

Keep laughing I will come kick your cute butt.

There it is.

LMAO.

I told you~

Well... that was unexpected?

2:43 PM

I am going to need a much bigger house... And chairs.

>>

gonna go to hell later

whuh

Literally or?

She's with me.

So literally...

3:23 PM

Need a holy hand grenade?

tempting!

I mean... by technicality of Earth terms... I could make anything holy.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Need a holy hand grenade?

...why does that sound like it came from Monty Python

i think it was a reference to that

It absolutely was! Good catch.

[Original post] MAN I slept like a brick, guess the last few days really took me out. What is everyone else up to?

Just gonna head to the Keep for a bit then go out to Amity Park, I wanna see if I can be Ethan for a few days, no ghost stuff for a while.

Oh damn, right on man. Hope you have fun with the being human time

I'll try my best, it's been a while.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) [Original post] MAN I slept like a brick, guess the last few days really took me out. What is everyone else up to?

I'm gonna go camping with my Danny's dad this weekend!! I'm super excited about it!

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I'm gonna go camping with my Danny's dad this weekend!! I'm super excited about it!

Have fun (and good luck

)

I will!!!! Love you Danny!!! HUUUUUUUGGGGGGZZZ (^_^)/

( just pretend that emoticon has two arms im too lazy to fix it)

[Original post] Going on a walk through the park, forgot how bright the sun can be sometimes haha, maybe I should get a hat?

Sun hats are nice!!

i have sun glasses

I HAVE NO EYES

3:50 PM

WELL ACTUALLY I DO WHEN I WANT BUT

3:50 PM

IT'S FUNNIER TO SAY I DON'T

maybe get some sunscreen too, unless you wanna come home looking like a tomato.

Be sure to stay hydrated with water!

.......what color would you burn......

thats a good question actually (edited)

The concept of sunburn is weird to me...

I USED TO GET AWFUL HEADACHES FROM BRIGHT LIGHT WHEN I WAS ALIVE. HAD TO WEAR A HAT AND SHADES WHEN GOING OUTSIDE. EXCEPT I COULD NEVER FIT ALL MY HAIR UNDER THE HAT.

i dont really get visible sun burn anymore, thank GOD it was so annoying when i was alive

What’s sunscreen?

LMAO

lotion or spray that protects your skin from the sun

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) lotion or spray that protects your skin from the sun

^^^ It's important if you don't want skin cancer !!

Hm, cool. How much am I meant to put on?

Just enough to cover all your skin that isn't under clothes

usually just like a ... basic thin layer. its not super thick or anything anymore

4:00 PM

god when i found out theyd made spray on sunscreen i was SHOOK

I'll look into getting some then, thanks guys.

Make sure to get around the neck and sleeves of shirts though! Those move around a lot so you could still get burned.

Sunburns hurt, like your skin is screaming every time you move your arm. Trust me, you'll need to avoid that. (edited)

If you do happen to get sunburned, I have some good recommendations for treating the burn.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) LMAO

do not laugh nicolai i did not know what sun screen was either until i see this post

YES BUT YOU ARE LIKE. OLD AS BALLS.

I am SO glad I don't need to wear it anymore.

It is certainly a useful invention. Could have used it a few hundred years ago...

4:10 PM

Though there was an Egyptian formulation that was surprisingly effective.

modern people wear less clothes in sun but that cause more skin expose need more clothes but thin ones

well I'm indoors now, sunburn shouldn't be a problem inside. Just gonna hang at the arcade, maybe walk around the mall too, just do modern human things I guess.

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) modern people wear less clothes in sun but that cause more skin expose need more clothes but thin ones

That largely depends on humidity and culture.

fair enough

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) well I'm indoors now, sunburn shouldn't be a problem inside. Just gonna hang at the arcade, maybe walk around the mall too, just...

Have fun. I'm going to be doing a walk-through of Axion this afternoon, now that the purchase has gone through. I... anticipate needing to do some serious cleaning. I will let you all know if they happened to leave anything useful missed in the original raid.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) well I'm indoors now, sunburn shouldn't be a problem inside. Just gonna hang at the arcade, maybe walk around the mall too, just...

Have fun, dude! Huh, I think Sam and Tucker mentioned something about going out today, so let me know if you bump into them

Oh yeah, you bought them out. Cool. They are? Uh... Don't they both not like me though? >>

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) Have fun. I'm going to be doing a walk-through of Axion this afternoon, now that the purchase has gone through. I... anticipat...

I would... definitely like to know if any notes are left behind.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Oh yeah, you bought them out. Cool. They are? Uh... Don't they both not like me though? >>

I mean...I think Sam moreso has a problem but- i don't know, not saying you have to talk to them

if you need assistance sophie, do let me know. I am not currently occupied with much. Just finished with some minor work on one of the aircraft she that was all I had planned for the day.

I mean I wasn't planning to, but if I spot them while I'm out I'll let you know, surprised they didn't invite you.

Yeah I dont know why either, maybe they thought i was busy? But they're allowed to hang out without me, its fine

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) if you need assistance sophie, do let me know. I am not currently occupied with much. Just finished with some minor work on one ...

I will~ Just doing a general check today; getting an idea of what I'm working with.

[pic of the out of order DDR machine with a sizeable dent in it] RIP DDR and farewell to my high score, so many hours just wiped away.

RIP

that fucking blows dude

Well I still have the one at Shania's I guess, totally not bummed out over it

[original post] BEACH PARTY AT SHANIA'S BAR!!!! COME OVER!!!!

I'M PLANNING A HAUNTED SHIP!!!!

beach party? like beach themed or

AN ACTUAL BEACH

WERE BRINGING THE BEACH TO SHANIA

…How?

WE ARE GOING TO DO SOME MAGIC STUFF

A beach in a bar? Now I've GOT to see this!

...okay I was also gonna ask how but. ghost zone shit. okay.

COME ONE, COME ALL!

You wanna head over then Crim?

yeah why not? least there won't be a blonde haired jackass there

I AM ON MY WAY BABY! I AM JUST WAITING ON TEN AND HIS GAL PAL

Oh man beach party? I might drop by

YEAH SHANIA IS BASING TIMES OFF HOW LONG IT TAKES BULLET TO GET OFF HIS ASS BUT I AM PRETTY SURE MOST GHOSTS ARE FASTER THAN BULLET.

4:48 PM

WELL NOT MOST BUT YOU KNOW

no yeah most

yknow for being named after something fast he's slow as hell

Fuck you guys i have a kid do you know how hard it is to leave the house with a kid and a bird

Ben are you plugging him into a car seat on the damn boat or what

5

oh shit this sounds fun as hell

Behave

You've got a kid AND a bird

It is going to be sick as hell

4:50 PM

i am just dropping off a letter at some dumb kid's house and then i will be back over.

does anyone know where judy is or do we have to hang around on our own like single fathers

She went to hell with Poise i think

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) yknow for being named after something fast he's slow as hell

Want me to break this one’s arm too?

hey hey easy, none of that. I'll handle it... myself.

WAHOO

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) She went to hell with Poise i think

she huh

2

but first I wanna go to the beach- I might still have my SPF 150 sunscreen at home...

Reply to: @Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) she huh

Went to hell apparently

She is at Walmart?

please tell me she isnt actually in hell and youre just goofing

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) hey hey easy, none of that. I'll handle it... myself.

Uh… Dude you sure?

No she went to beat the shit out of Memphis Tenesse in hell

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Uh… Dude you sure?

yeah yeah don't worry about it. I promise he won't be an issue again

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) No she went to beat the shit out of Memphis Tenesse in hell

.

4:56 PM

well can you tell her to quit that

You want ME to argue with JUDY? are you insane

she likes you!!!!

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You want ME to argue with JUDY? are you insane

shes gonna kill that bastard

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) yeah yeah don't worry about it. I promise he won't be an issue again

…Um… ok? Just don’t kill the guy???

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) …Um… ok? Just don’t kill the guy???

you think im gonna kill a child? I'm not insane

Who's killing kids?? what??

oh shit party at the bar?

Don't even think about it, Booberry

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) you think im gonna kill a child? I'm not insane

You made it sound ominous! … Why are we even texting each other? You’re standing next to me.

PARTY AT THE BAR!!!

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Don't even think about it, Booberry

You coming?

>:)

Can we rewind to the kid murder please

okay fair

Maybe? Just to keep an eye on Cosmo over there.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Can we rewind to the kid murder please

dash

Okay fair

5:00 PM

What did he do

Exist

i don't even wanna get into it here. just know ill take care of it

Alright, share it in here when you do

Don't kill him? Please? He's a jerk but murder isn't cool. Not to sound like a nerd

Nerd

Dude come on..

nerd

Get used to it Danny. For some reason our universe is the soft, bullyable one.

It's literally just you Bullet

We might summon Sidney

Fuck off? I'm going to crash the boat into Fentonworks

idk judy bullied your walker pretty well

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) We might summon Sidney

SkMe one ssay mny namE,?!

Try me fishsticks I'll pull a titanic real quick

???? I'm going to get you Phantom

i already told you I'm not going to murder a child. I'm just going to make him regret being born. very different

im Log Off

love you sidney

Yes love you Sidney take care

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i already told you I'm not going to murder a child. I'm just going to make him regret being born. very different

Darling.

oh come on-

Come on now. At least don't plan the destruction of a child's life in public.

Reply to: @POINDEXTER724 (@capnport) im Log Off

No Sid wait

5:09 PM

You could join us at this party

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Come on now. At least don't plan the destruction of a child's life in public.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ])

Yes, little badger?

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Come on now. At least don't plan the destruction of a child's life in public.

he cant see this its fine

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Yes, little badger?

First of all. Cringe. Secondly you would know a thing or two about plotting a kid's downfall. You're a bad influence on your little boyfriend

I'm a perfect influence on my little boyfriend.

im not nearly as crazy as him. its fine, i promise

Doubt it!

our danny do you believe me

no

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) no

i wasnt asking you bitch??

…Wow, since when did you get intense? Did Dash pinch something?

i mean he did squeeze me like a chew toy if thats what you mean

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [original post] BEACH PARTY AT SHANIA'S BAR!!!! COME OVER!!!!

:O !!!!! Beach party ????? Can I come ??????

I just meant you seem a bit more… Eh, never mind. It’s probably a good thing tbh

EVERYONE CAN COME.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i mean he did squeeze me like a chew toy if thats what you mean

GRRRRR I HATE DASH!!!! WHAT AN AWFUL MEATHEAD >:CCCCC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ])

You said it Lucy!!

Phaaaaantom. Are you at the Keep?

Hm? Oh... uh, yeah, up in my rooms.

There is a stupidly absurdly large suitcase of research Judy did about the GIW. Where do you want it?

[original post] hi what is the boiling point of ocean water asking for a friend

I am so sorry.

100°C AND 212°F :3

awful thanks

ALSO I AM BEING DRAGGED BY THE TAIL??? I AM BEING MANHANDLED???

9:46 PM

HELP???????

I am not apologizing for that, that is all him.

...?

my life is a nightmare

TWO FLUSTERED FIRE CORE GHOSTS IN THE WATER

....Ah

dan is here by the way. in case that wasnt clear. dan's here

Ah.

i would ask you to go to shania's for a beach day but we dont need anymore fire cores turning everyone into a stew

Alright, Well, Listen.

...wait that came out wrong

9:50 PM

LOOK i know how you are with certain aesthetics

Uh huh?

i wont say anything more. im gonna see if they have ice in the back. my legs are screaming

WELCOME TO THE BEACH PARTY WE'VE GOT MOLTEN GLASS AND BOILING WATER

9:56 PM

ALSO I PHYSICALLY CANNOT GO IN THE WATER ON ACCOUNT OF I WOULD ELECTROCUTE EVERYONE

9:56 PM

JUST GHOSTLY THINGS I GUESS

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i wont say anything more. im gonna see if they have ice in the back. my legs are screaming

Shit, do you need help???

ITS FINE. I. i think

thrs a beach prty n i waznt told abut it???

AT SHANIA'S!

remind me 2 beat guy wit hiz shin ltr plz

Are you sure... if you need help...

9:59 PM

Join us!

cnt beleaf he ddnt tel me

Little bat....

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) remind me 2 beat guy wit hiz shin ltr plz

I THINK THE LUNCH LADY ALREADY TOOK CARE OF THAT

you guys act like i havent been burned before

:(

Boiling water tends to hurt most people... Actually if I make him boil water again I will warn everyone first. Boiling water sounds nice right now.

GUY THREW THE LUNCH LADY'S TOASTER IN THE WATER AND SHE BEAT HIS ASS

10:01 PM

THEN MY SWEETHEART EXPLODED THE TOASTER

10:01 PM

WE HAVE FUN HERE

i was wondering what that was about, jesus

Wow.

10:02 PM

Anyway, Vlad I will make sure your boyfriend has not become a lobster bat.

Thank you.

i live in the cooler now, sorry everyone else

No problem. Maybe I need one of those floaty things like Baywatch. Run slow motion.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) No problem. Maybe I need one of those floaty things like Baywatch. Run slow motion.

dont do that to me

Oh please I am not ah... the fuck was her name... Pamela Anderson?

rnt toaster baths like bath for ppl?

IT WAS UNPLUGGED

Generally very poor yes.

Did ma lumani cause a crisis?

I WAS TESTING A THEORY GUYS

I am glad I wasn't here for that theory testing. My kid would have tried to use you as a chew toy.

@-9_Lives_2_Many- MAYBE TRY SCROLLING STUFF QUIETLY. AWAY FROM THE PERSON YOU'RE DOING THINGS ABOUT.

I have something that will work though, don’t worry

[DM between @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (<@302870278600392705>) and @-9_Lives_2_Many-]

12:40 PM

DMING YOU RN

Gerry... I think ah... Phobia has some friends you might know...

. . . how so?

[pictures]

So far meat monster... ocean thing... a door...

...

3:30 PM

Shit.

3:30 PM

Ok, I'll... come check it out.

there is also a dog

GET THE FUCKING BEAST OUT OF HERE?????

I THINK THE DOG BROKE MY BOYFRIEND MENTALLY

3:31 PM

AND I MEAN SKULKER BY SAYING BOYFRIEND THIS TIME

i dont know the monsters so far are pretty chill. well uh. comparatively i guess (edited)

our daughter has made bffsies with the ancient of fear

[original post] HELP!!! TIPS ON BREAKING SOMEONE OUT OF A POTENTIAL MIND CONTROL ENCHANTMENT???

Knock him out and drag him away

Knock them out and take them away from the source of the mind control

Ask Phobia if the Hunt's going to harm him or just let him snuggle it.

Stick them in a jar?

[original post] help

what's wrong

other yous are the problem

WHAT. CAN YOU NOT HANDLE WATCHING ME INSTALL AN UPGRADE INTO YOUR GIRLFRIEND? :3

[@apexpredator (@capnport) is Offline.]

AHAHAHAHA

LMAO HE JUST CRUSHED HIS PHONE AGAIN SDFDSFGDSFSD

[Original post] the other me is back. help.

this conversation sucks dude

LMAO I WAS ABT TO COME THERE

1:51 PM

TIME TO BE ANNOYING @ THIS GUY

i already hate these discussions of "all ghosts/humans are bad" so please for the love of god commit some chaos to make it end

HAHA WHAT? HOW FUCKING STUPID IS HE TO THINK THAT.

I was not attempting to do the 'all' part, but I am sorry it came off that way.

i cant get over how hard hes drunk the fenton coolaid

1:53 PM

.........be easy on him. my parents are a lot.

youre fine but i have encountered people who unironically think humans are like inherently bad for existing so its just. annoying

I AM GOING TO HARASS HIM TO SET HIM UP WITH HIS TECHNUS AGAIN. THAT IS ALWAYS FUNNY AND MAYBE IT'LL WORK THIS TIME.

As a human myself, I know there is nuance to everything. Just... frustrating for myself too.

1:59 PM

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) .........be easy on him. my parents are a lot.

Your parents don't know, do they?

FUCK no can you imagine ?

That sounds dangerous... I am sorry you have to hide that.

SHRUG. it's fine. at least i dont WORK WITH THEM, VANNY.

A difference between being their child and working with them, I think. If you ever need a place to hide out, let me know.

i still can't believe his name is vancent like how do you shorten that? vance? van- ... oooooooh

Vancent sounds like a poor spelling of vacant or something

it sounds like a mistake

lol???

I can't judge... my mother named me after alcohol.

2:48 PM

I am just glad she didn't use the Irish spelling.

irish spelng wuld hve ben fun.

Reply to: @Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) Vancent sounds like a poor spelling of vacant or something

you literally call yourself redacted

5

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) irish spelng wuld hve ben fun.

Seaimpéin is not a spelling I want used.

vancent is better than my deadname

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Seaimpéin is not a spelling I want used.

lot betr thn sum spelings ive senn

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i still can't believe his name is vancent like how do you shorten that? vance? van- ... oooooooh

What kind of name is Vancent??? I'd feel bad for him if he weren't a HUGE FUCKING LOSER.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) lot betr thn sum spelings ive senn

Fair... but please try to imagine someone not familiar with the language saying it out loud

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) vancent is better than my deadname

did our parents also name you bitch you though-

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Fair... but please try to imagine someone not familiar with the language saying it out loud

Sunds like they ned 2 get gud.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) did our parents also name you bitch you though-

i bet we have different words from that stupid song

awful, hate it

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Sunds like they ned 2 get gud.

Hah. Given the butchering of Seneca... get good is a mood.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) you literally call yourself redacted

As a hilarious placeholder until I found my name.

I don't get it

these fucking technus are hitting on my pseudo grandpa and i hate it

I AM NORMAL I AM SO SO SO NORMAL

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) these fucking technus are hitting on my pseudo grandpa and i hate it

Yeah they do that.

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) these fucking technus are hitting on my pseudo grandpa and i hate it

DEAL WITH IT BOZO

CMON MAN

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) these fucking technus are hitting on my pseudo grandpa and i hate it

Also I think someone came up with "techni" as a plural at some point? We've been calling them techni.

IM NOT AN ENGLISH MAJOR....

YES! WE ARE CALLED A SHOUTING OF TECHNI :3

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) IM NOT AN ENGLISH MAJOR....

Techni'd probably be the most grammatically correct since the prefix "techno-" is a latinized version of a greek word and "Technus" ends with "us". Just like how octopus' plural is octopi and cactus' is cacti and those both come from latin. C:

oh

:D You're welcome! <3<3<3<3<3 Also how's mirror Danny for a nickname that isn't "asshole Danny"?

yeah okay sure. theyve started calling me dennis which i will only accept from my other selves because something something gender

OH. Okie dokie. Or how about Shadow Danny cuz that makes you sound all dark and mysterious c:<

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Also I think someone came up with "techni" as a plural at some point? We've been calling them techni.

Yeah, I think it was me? Cause all the Techni or multiple Technus or Technuses like to shout

3:27 PM

And Techni sound better than saying Technuses in a sentence

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) OH. Okie dokie. Or how about Shadow Danny cuz that makes you sound all dark and mysterious c:<

Actually I decided that I'm gonna go with Shadow Danny cuz it makes me think of that edgy hedgehog guy that has a gun. My Tucker likes those games. :)

do you mean fucking shadow the hedgehog

LMAO

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) do you mean fucking shadow the hedgehog

Yeah that's him! :D I never played those games but you remind me of Shadow the Hedgehog cuz he's all edgy and has a gun.

its true i do have a gun

:O !!!!!!!!! Those are dangerous please be careful :C

dw its fine

[[ Dani has been debating on asking Cosmo-Not if he can shoot her Vlad with it but after typing and backspacing multiple times she just ... ]] Okay. Just be careful.

okaaay MOM

Heeheehee!! Love you Shadow the Danny!! * huuugggzzzzzzz *

3

LOL

3:43 PM

You're just an edgy boy, Dennis! Yes you are-

Danny do you think this'd make you Sonic? I don't know enough about those games to be sure.

hes froggy

Which one's froggy?

Does that make you Big?

i am not trying to catch him so.

3:50 PM

froggys the frog

Danny is there a frog in sonic or is that a weird mirror universe thing?

Yeah there is, in my universe at least. Its just a frog

What's the frog like? Is the frog nice? Also which funny mirror universe sonic character am I Shadow Danny??

cream

Is cream cool?

yeah

HELL YEAH >:DDD !!!!!

Yeah that tracks

you cant be mean to this kid, other me.

3:59 PM

even me...

C:

What, it's accurate. Small and cute. I think you nailed it. [shithead]

I'm getting bigger though! I've gained like, at least 10 pounds since I moved in with the Fentons!!

I'm super proud of you kiddo keep it up!!

:DDDD !!!! Thank you Danny!! <3<3<3

[selfie at the bar]

Awesome, Dani!!

Reply to: @Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [selfie at the bar]

Slay

HOW DID YOU GET THERE?

legit no idea

DO YOU NEED ME TO LIKE? GET YOU? also glad you arent blue (da ba de da bah duh) anymore

Reply to: @Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [selfie at the bar]

:O!! Tell Bonfire I said hi please.

6:26 PM

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Awesome, Dani!!

:D ! Thank you Dakarai!! I'm very proud of myself too ^_^

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) DO YOU NEED ME TO LIKE? GET YOU? also glad you arent blue (da ba de da bah duh) anymore

nah its fine

hey crimble remind me who that rainbow baddie you feel emotions about is

rainbow baddie?

yeah the fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rainbow dude

OH you mean the guy who tried to make out with me at shania's once? yeah uhhh im coming to pick you up if hes there

its an alt!

okay and? unless hes like an entirely different dude i dont like hearing that you're in the bar with him

you worry too much

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH- THE DUDE IS WEIRD.

okay

8:46 PM

and so am i

..if you kill him, send a video?

will do

No need to get your knickers in a twist just yet- this one's behaving so far.

If there are mirror verses, is this going to be like Star Trek where the other versions have a goatee or wear mid-drift shirts?

If i meet a Poise with a goatee i am killing myself

what about a YOU with a goatee

i mean tech might pull it off

I would fucking SERVE with a goatee

I have decided a mirror of me would have a goatee somehow.

Does this imply a mirror me would be clean shaven? dreadful thought.

nah hes still got your stupid goatee

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Does this imply a mirror me would be clean shaven? dreadful thought.

ew. dont make me think about you with a clean face

8:59 PM

no offense but. uck

bald

I tried a shorter haircut once.

yeah?

Yes.

can i see

No.

I think short hair would ill suit you.

[ i cant find the image but imagine Danny sending a bad edit of bald vlad masters ]

DANIEL?

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) [ i cant find the image but imagine Danny sending a bad edit of bald vlad masters ]

[liked]

VINCENT?

its kinda funny

... Weird

What

I bet that is what you would look like if I stole your hair.

this on fire skeleton ghost is real cute

bonfire? yeah hes a funny fella

lightly flirted and he nearly blew up the bar. VERY cute.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I bet that is what you would look like if I stole your hair.

... I plead the fifth.

Guess who has a fine control of fire.

SNATCH HIS WIG!

#BaldDan

It's not a wig?!

HIS is a wig

SNATCH HIS WIG

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) HIS is a wig

If mine is, then yours is too, dipshit

nah see, im the cooler dan

Ah, so your flames are easier to extinguish.

I can steal both of your hair for myself and ~~hobble~~ run away with it.

Rude :P

I'll kiss and make you feel better.

oh well in that case-

Update: spooky :(

Kissing is an acceptable repayment.

Reply to: @Virgo42 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Update: spooky :(

seriously whats going on with you

Well then I guess I need to drag you both to the beach later and we will see what happens there.

And I take it the alt is a creep?

The alt is fine! The radio is fucking around!

thats. hm. ill swing by. even if theres a poise there. i need to pick your ass up anyway

mean to me

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) thats. hm. ill swing by. even if theres a poise there. i need to pick your ass up anyway

Hey Vin, how’s your head feeling? Still on right?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Hey Vin, how’s your head feeling? Still on right?

my heads fine dont worry about it

Alright good, you up for some training?

you bet i am!

Sweet, you wanna meet up somewhere and we can get started?

you bet! what's a good place to meet at? cafe maybe?

Sure, see you there.

Back to the grind

[ Attached Jpeg. -- Yeah Bullet wasn't kidding when he said he was going to crash the ship into Fentonworks ]

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Back to the grind

[ Attached Jpeg. -- Yeah Bullet wasn't kidding when he said he was going to crash the ship into Fentonwork...

:OOOO OMG DANNY IS EVERYONE OKAY????? DDDDD: !!!!!!!!!

lol?

[ Jpeg. of Danny under his boot ] Got his ass

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) [ Jpeg. of Danny under his boot ] Got his ass

????? OMG GET OFFF HIIIMMMMMM ?????? DDDDDD:

He started it

??? YOU started it when you parked your boat in my BEDROOM.

YOU started it when you made fun of me. Suffer the consequences you little shit

Stop posting on the internet and fight me seriously

I can multitask

Multitask this, asshole!!

wow.....bullying a child. tsk tsk other me

12:24 PM

who knew we could fall so low?

Don't act like you've never fist fought a teenager before. Specifically this one.

Im an innocent man.

No the fuck you aren't

and im cute.

[ Photo of him holding Bones like a prized christmas turkey ] Missing something jackass

[ Photo of Danny underneath the skeleton of a fucking WHOLE elephant ] Hahahahaha

12:27 PM

Reply to: @Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) and im cute.

I'm the cute one.

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I'm the cute one.

youre the dorky one

DORKY? wrong. I'm the cool one you're the weird one.

Dorky Bullet can you get your man

okay who thinks hes the cool one?

12:29 PM

yeah thats what i thought

At least WAIT for answers dork

why bother doing that? we both know the answer

i think youre both geeks <3

Just kiss eachother already

?? DIE?

im trying man

YOURE WHAT

Thanks for the distractions guys Sam got him lmao

what do you mean what. are you really this obli who am i kidding. just looking at beau

Hey Alt Bullet do you want me to drop him off lol

i think thatd be funny as fuck

Dm me your location im omw

[its the prison. for lulz]

[Original post] [picture of Crimson and Aether sparring in the eastern Isles]. Doing some training with Crim and Aether, going pretty well so far. At least nobody died yet

That's very sweet.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) [Original post] [picture of Crimson and Aether sparring in the eastern Isles]. Doing some training with Crim and Aether, going...

Are you having fun??

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Are you having fun??

Sorry just saw this- yeah

[Original post] task failed successfully (edited)

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) [Original post] task failed successfully

is this about getting shot by dash or did you fail at something else?

I've been successful in my creation of a Whisprr account!

HOW DID YOU GET THAT TINY NUMBER IN YOUR USERNAME

God you are so endearing already

Reply to: @Technus² (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I've been successful in my creation of a Whisprr account!

:O !?!?! New grandpa?? Hi Mr. Technus I'm Dani! :D

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) HOW DID YOU GET THAT TINY NUMBER IN YOUR USERNAME

It's the mathmatical cubed indicator. I just copy and pasted it from my troves.

Reply to: @Technus² (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I've been successful in my creation of a Whisprr account!

WELCOME TO WHISPRR!! (EVERYONE IGNORE THE NEW USERNAME-)

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) :O !?!?! New grandpa?? Hi Mr. Technus I'm Dani! :D

Hello child!

It's very nice to meet you! :D

You as well! I have been very interested in this alternate timeline information!

Reply to: @Technus² (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You as well! I have been very interested in this alternate timeline information!

Woah you seem way less bombastic than all the other Techni! Are you from that bizarro mirror universe where everything's all backwards??

I suppose I am, yes! It's been very interesting learning about how I am in other universes.

Reply to: @Technus² (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I suppose I am, yes! It's been very interesting learning about how I am in other universes.

I bet! I've got a few alternates too but all their dads love them at least a little I think so I'm probably the odd one out.

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Hm I see! Are you in the market for a new father. I will be your father small child.

5

Reply to: @Technus² (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Hm I see! Are you in the market for a new father. I will be your father small child.

I think I have a good dad now? My universe's Fentons took me in and apparently I was falling asleep next to Danny's dad on the couch and mumbled, "I love you dad" and he started crying so loud so I wound up waking up and he squeezed me almost the rest of the way to death. So I'm okay now I think. Thank you though Mr. Technus.

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AW.

11:52 AM

That is so adorable. I am helplessly charmed.

Thank you! I'm glad I've got a good family now! Sorry for worrying you.

[original post] any artist on here have advice on how make drawing look realistic am hunter not artist which make it hard when i try do artist things

it depends... usually you start with a sketch of very basic shapes and work more details in. it also helps to directly study real life— it takes a lot of practice to get it right though

Definitely requires muscle memory.

i cant study real life what iwant draw is dead by many thousand of years

Practice

Sometimes you can find things similar enough and learn through that then work through memory

yeah ^

oh similar enough is easy for one of the people i try draw is weird

capnport started a thread. 6/26/2024 3:21 PM

[ Original Post ] :C I want a kitty cat so baaaadddddd !!!!!!!! Look how cute they arre ToT !!!!!!!!!!!

Would you like me to take you to the shelter? I'm sure Jack will say yes.

Awww

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Would you like me to take you to the shelter? I'm sure Jack will say yes.

O.O !!!! Do you really think he would????? I dunno if I have money for all the supplies and stuff though,,

My dear i am a multi-billionaire i think i can afford to provide you with a few bags of cat food and the necessities

4:07 PM

I'm looking at the local shelter's facebook. How do we feel about "Beans"

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:O!!! You'd buy all the cat stuff for me????? Like the cat tree and the water fountain cuz cats like moving water sources and a litter box and everything? I think I wanna meet the kitties first to make sure we get along and stuff. Beans does look like a cutie though!

I need to stop looking or "Sylvester" WILL be coming home. God look at his stupid little face.. I feel kinship with him.

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4:09 PM

Also yes of course. Anything for you.

. . . . I think I may need a third cat.

honey

Reginald..

Thank you Vlad!!! Also do you think Lucy'd like to have a sleepover sometime???

Why are we posting cats?

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Reginald..

Oh my goodness, adorable

Cuz I want a cat !!!! So bad !!!

I think she would love that. You're welcome over whenever you like my dear.

:D Okie dokie! Can you ask her when a good time'd be for a sleep over??

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) honey

You're right. WE need a third cat.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You're right. WE need a third cat.

now hold your horses-

This is Suit! (edited)

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) :D Okie dokie! Can you ask her when a good time'd be for a sleep over??

She says "RIGHT NOOOOW!!!!!!" so anytime works.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) now hold your horses-

:O!!!! Can I name him????

Will you be alright staying in the mansion?

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Will you be alright staying in the mansion?

:D!!! Okay!!! Thank you Vlad. I should be okay if I'm not left alone and no one makes me go into the lab.

The lab is very well hidden after the whole Gala-Disaster, you needn't go anywhere near.

Okay, thank you Vlad. I'm sorry your house exploded though.

It wasnt the first nor the last time, my dear.

Hah.

Hey, Phantom? The one from the Keep. Just need to ask some stuff about your sarcophagus trap thing, where’d you put it?

Above it.

Alright, anything else I should know? Kinda sat a few feet from it.

It's motion sensitive, so if anything with an ectosignature moves within a foot of the sarcophagus, it'll be set off.

Great, got it. So no touchy the thing.

Yeah

4:47 PM

The... more powerful version is under development still. This is more of a temporary solution.

…So it’s just a regular thermos? You really think that’s going to contain what’s in there? -_-

It's the same kind of Thermos I used to hold the Pariah who's already gotten out.

4:50 PM

And that held Dan for at least a couple years.

4:51 PM

And I've made sure to keep its maintenance up. I'm not going to make... that mistake again.

Yeah but the Pariah you souped had no crown or ring, I don’t know what’s the deal with Dan though.

depression

4:55 PM

i say that as a joke but i actually dont know either considering my own crown and ring

Probably Clockwork

So it should hold long enough for you and/or I to get there and deal with shit. And the powered up version will be ready in a week or two.

Ok, and what’s this powered up version capable of?

5:00 PM

Because we don’t want any accidents

It'll be enough to hold me.

…You? Why you?

Because the Crown and the Ring corrupt. And because there are versions of me who have destroyed the world already. And because I've already lost everything once. I'm not going to be the reason the world is destroyed again.

Are you sure your Crown and Ring do that?

No. But is that a risk you'd want me to take?

Hm… I suppose not. But I’m sure you’ll manage.

: (

In any case, we needed measurements. And I was the closest to the needed power leve.

//level

Hm, given the artefacts you have in hand, understandable. I hope we don’t wind up needing this trap though, or using it on you.

Yeah, me too.

Anyway, the sarcophagus is fine, locked tight. No major energy readings coming off of it, still on snooze.

Good.

That's a relief If you need a sound board for anything Phantom let me know I'm always available to talk if need be if you need to offload some stuff from your shoulders

Gonna bonk you if you need to be souped.

I’m sure he’ll be fine, if he’s anything like the other Phantoms he’s gonna be stubborn.

6:49 PM

Hardheaded all the way

That is what the bonking is for. Being hard headed in the wrong direction. I am dating at least one of those versions who destroyed the world.

6:50 PM

I am quite aware of their stubborness.

…Right…

Well, either way, my offer still stands just in case

Me? Stubborn and hardheaded? Never.

7:18 PM

I'll keep that in mind, Nyreena, thanks.

Pfft. Uh huh.

You're welcome, Phantom

Phantom

7:24 PM

Your majesty! I grovel at your feet!

7:25 PM

(I'm referencing Lion King, I just saw it ;;)

:P

Pffft

Is Fright at the stables in the Keep?

[poisedDestroyer has logged on]

Damn the Poise Alt. is edgy

LMAO

WHO IS THIS

I AM NOT 100% SURE- BUT IF IT IS WHO I THINK IT IS! HELLO!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY GIFT <3

OH MY GOD WAIT. KETZELEH YOU DIDNT.

Hello. I have recieved your "Nokia" and have been putting it to use.

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) Is Fright at the stables in the Keep?

Possibly. That's probably your best bet for finding him

RELAX- IT IS FINE! HE ONLY HAS ACCESS TO WHISPRR AND AO3

.

KETZELEH WHAT THE FUCK.

HI. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

... Whisprr and. Ao3.

I JUST TRACED HIS IP- WHAT THE FUCK.

Wait who is this?? :O

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Possibly. That's probably your best bet for finding him

Thanks!

THE LOCATION OF THIS NEW PERSON'S PHONE IS AN ISLAND IN THE GHOST ZONE ALSO HOME TO @ArmouredGCG (I APOLOGIZE FOR @ING YOU)

I WANT TO WATCH HIM SQUIRM LIKE A VICTORIAN CHILD ABOUT TO COMBUST AS HE READS AN E RATED ΩVERSE FIC

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. . .

Wait... That....is.... Oh....shit....

tech why

AO3. I am sure that will be fine.

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) I WANT TO WATCH HIM SQUIRM LIKE A VICTORIAN CHILD ABOUT TO COMBUST AS HE READS AN E RATED ΩVERSE FIC

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT SOME OF THOSE WORDS MEAN BUT OKAY!

Hey, one real quick question. What the fuck?

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HEY!!! I GAVE YOU GUYS FREE REIGN TO CYBERBULLY PARIAH FUCKING DARK!

3

AO3 is a horrifying place, I think that'll make him want to kill even more

Pariah check your DMs [ very raunchy calendar pics of. himself. ]

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DO NOT YAP AT ME I BLESSED YOU GUYS WITH THIS

...KETZELEH I LOVE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH.

I agree WHY?! Though, I am surprised he can even operate a phone...

I feel mildly maligned already. I am assuming that is how the internet should make you feel?

LMAOOOO

DSHFJSDGFSD LMAO

it should make you feel worse.

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I feel mildly maligned already. I am assuming that is how the internet should make you feel?

Yes.

Yeah cyberbullying is a common thing, get used to it

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I feel mildly maligned already. I am assuming that is how the internet should make you feel?

Quite

Getting snacks... or Curry... I should see how Inferno is doing.

ACTUALLY IT ISNT HOW THE INTERNET IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL. EVERYONE JUST HATES YOU.

7:47 PM

BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

why would you do this

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) I WANT TO WATCH HIM SQUIRM LIKE A VICTORIAN CHILD ABOUT TO COMBUST AS HE READS AN E RATED ΩVERSE FIC

THIS.

7:48 PM

WELL- HE HAS WHISPRR BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY FOR HIM TO GET CYBER BULLIED

7:48 PM

BUT HE HAS AO3 BECAUSE I WANT TO WATCH HIM SQUIRM LIKE A VICTORIAN CHILD EATING A SOUR PATCH KID WHILE READING LITERALLY ANY E RATED FIC

what do those words mean what is ao3 what is sour patch kid what is e rated fic

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PARIAH I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS

KNOW THAT THE INTERNET IS NOT THE FREEDOM YOU ARE EXPECTING IT TO BE.

Okay?

I think that's enough internet for today.

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I find all of this relatively baffling, but I find your expectations rather laughable if I'm assessing them correctly.

This is legitimately funny given that there are so many books historically that make AO3 look mild

I MEAN PROBABLY-

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) what do those words mean what is ao3 what is sour patch kid what is e rated fic

I WILL DM YOU

BUT I KNOW THERE ARE ALSO ABSOLUTELY RANCID THINGS ON AO3 THAT TAKE EVEN THE NASTIEST BASTARDS ABACK

tech i do not think read about people get nasty will disturb mr genocide king

LMAO???

LMAO THATS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO PUT IT???

he is right though not to break whisprr tos but i guarentee the man is a freak.

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Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) I MEAN PROBABLY-

As a Librarian who has read those books, I promise you, they could make sailors blush.

people have been people for entirety of human history

I'm interested in having billions of words at my disposal, however. Will save me from boredom in this Gods damned room.

... yeah, I've got your curry, Seirei. Want me to bring it over?

Yes please! Spicy things! Plus I get to see you!

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) As a Librarian who has read those books, I promise you, they could make sailors blush.

wuld they rlly? Luking 4 gift ideas.

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Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) wuld they rlly? Luking 4 gift ideas.

[[kjfsdhkjf TUPPER]] Oh yes, I will give you a reading list.

[@apexpredator (@capnport) is Offline.]

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I'm interested in having billions of words at my disposal, however. Will save me from boredom in this Gods damned room.

Oh, you poor bastard. Have fun!

Speaking of words! Should go deal with a bitch.

We should, yeah. You ready for it?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) [[kjfsdhkjf TUPPER]] Oh yes, I will give you a reading list.

thnk u!

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I'm interested in having billions of words at my disposal, however. Will save me from boredom in this Gods damned room.

Tch Good luck

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) thnk u!

Of course!

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) [@apexpredator (@capnport) is Offline.]

...ZISKEIT?

is he ok?

I WOULD SAY I'D DM HIM BUT HE'S OFFLINE... BRB, GOTTA GO MAKE SURE THE NAVY CUCK DIDN'T POP HIM LIKE A GRAPE AGAIN.

wit, wut did who do to? The fuck happned????

OH THAT WAS YESTERDAY.

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) We should, yeah. You ready for it?

As ready as I can be.

Wut happned 2 him esturdy? Wose ass am i kckng?

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) As ready as I can be.

Meet at your house?

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) Meet at your house?

Yep. I'll bring the most fabulous Lucy decorated book.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I WOULD SAY I'D DM HIM BUT HE'S OFFLINE... BRB, GOTTA GO MAKE SURE THE NAVY CUCK DIDN'T POP HIM LIKE A GRAPE AGAIN.

UPDATE HE IS AT HIS HOUSE SO ITS PROBABLY NOT THE NAVY CUCK

I have a question.

YES?

How would one directly respond or grab the attention of a specific personage on here?

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@ AND THEN YOU PUT THEIR USERNAME

Thank you.

8:20 PM

@ xXBioTechXx What the fuck.

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have you discovered the horrors of the internet now?

Picture this: you search yourself as you may be wont to do. And you find things. More things than would make logical sense when you consider humans' exposure to you lasted approximately three or four days.

WELCOME TO THE MULTIVERSE!

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Picture this: you search yourself as you may be wont to do. And you find things. More things than would make logical sense when ...

:0 ?!?! What kinda things???

DANI NO

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) @ xXBioTechXx What the fuck.

LMAO

who would have guessed it'd be pariah fucking dark that would corrput the poor child with the internet

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) LMAO

Why am I written as though they know me personally?

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:)

8:23 PM

IT IS BECAUSE THEY DO! (edited)

What?

blorbo huh

It must be nice being a blorbo.

I DO NOT LOOK MYSELF UP ON FANFICTION WEBSITES EVER SINCE I DISCOVERED THAT SOMEONE IS WRITING RPF ABOUT THE AMITY PARK GHOSTS ON LIVEJOURNAL. IT IS JUST LIKE. ONE OR TWO PEOPLE. BUT I DO NOT LIKE IT.

whos gonna tell him?

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I DO NOT LOOK MYSELF UP ON FANFICTION WEBSITES EVER SINCE I DISCOVERED THAT SOMEONE IS WRITING RPF ABOUT THE AMITY PARK GHOSTS O...

Wait what's rpf???

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REAL PERSON FICTION

REAL PERSON FANFICTION

FANFICTION ABOUT REAL PEOPLE.

???? Why would they do that that seems invasive and kinda weird???

8:25 PM

D: I'm not in any fanfictions am I?????

You know GW writes fanfic about all of your right? He's done every pairing. Every pairing.

I am going to assume that you've allowed me to read this so I can gain ideas. I'll accept this.

OKAY BUT. THESE WERE NOT WRITTEN BY GW

Not Guilty.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You know GW writes fanfic about all of your right? He's done every pairing. Every pairing.

wait what? D:

8:26 PM

i don't think i like this :c

Also who is "Dan".

what

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I am going to assume that you've allowed me to read this so I can gain ideas. I'll accept this.

IF THAT IS WHAT HELPS YOU COPE! : )

I plead Not Guilty to this.

LMFAO

Dont worry Dani you and me are safe. It's everyone else that has to worry about his . imagination

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Dont worry Dani you and me are safe. It's everyone else that has to worry about his . imagination

Okay thank you :C I got scared for a second.

HE FOUND THE FUCKINNGN DARK DARK FICS I AM SOBBBING HOLY SHIT

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You know GW writes fanfic about all of your right? He's done every pairing. Every pairing.

I'm sorry but what?!!!!

My big brother :D who I love very much (edited)

MY ZISKEIT'S BFF.

I see. Unhelpful, but thank you.

should I log off now before I get too invested in all this hot gossip

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I see. Unhelpful, but thank you.

Why would I wanna be helpful to you? Aren't you like, super fucked up and evil or something???

I'm believe I'm "fixed", child.

Get his ass Dani

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I'm believe I'm "fixed", child.

I WILL FIX YOU. LIKE A DOG.

[@apexpredator (@capnport) is Online] what i miss

a lut of thngs pparently

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I'm believe I'm "fixed", child.

I'm still not gonna trust you.

Hahaha

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) [@apexpredator (@capnport) is Online] what i miss

PARIAH FOUND THE SLASH FICS WITH HIMSELF.

ok what a slash fic

I have found...many things.

ROMANCE THOUGH USUALLY MLM OR WLW

8:31 PM

AND USUALLY M OR E RATED

8:31 PM

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I have found...many things.

YEAH? YOU ENJOYING THEM?

what mlm wlw

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) ok what a slash fic

^^^^^^^^^

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) YEAH? YOU ENJOYING THEM?

They get Clockwork wrong.

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) what mlm wlw

well the first one's a type of pyramid scheme I think.

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.

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) what mlm wlw

MAN LOVE MAN AND WOMAN LOVE WOMAN

oh

8:32 PM

more modern label then

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) They get Clockwork wrong.

I HAVE NEVER MET THE MAN MYSELF, SO I CAN NOT ATTEST TO THAT. BUT I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) MAN LOVE MAN AND WOMAN LOVE WOMAN

Oh! Gay is way better than pyramid schemes. I think the world'd be a better place with more gays and less pyramid schemes.

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ABSOLUTELY THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT PYRAMID SCHEMES!

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) They get Clockwork wrong.

I... really don't want to know what you might have gotten up to with the old gear-head.

i dont want know either

Amen. Anyway would anyone be interested in a FABULOUS buisness opportunity. Involving essential oils.

NO.

Reply to: @Dead_Gorgeous (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Amen. Anyway would anyone be interested in a FABULOUS buisness opportunity. Involving essential oils.

No :c

Relax i was kidding xox

NO

8:35 PM

OH

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) I... really don't want to know what you might have gotten up to with the old gear-head.

Are you certain?

ALSO PARIAH I HOPE YOU KNOW I READ THAT SHIT WHILE I AM WORKING ON MY PROJECTS <3

No wonder my rep is so poor. You guys can't read sarcasm

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Are you certain?

i will come over to other mes house and kill you myself

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I'm believe I'm "fixed", child.

If that mean what I think you're implying then good No one else should suffer from your decisions and impacting their futures from a wee thing

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Are you certain?

I'm not the one dating his version of the meddlesome bastard.

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) If that mean what I think you're implying then good No one else should suffer from your decisions and impacting their futures f...

What

8:36 PM

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) i will come over to other mes house and kill you myself

Uh huh.

8:36 PM

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) I'm not the one dating his version of the meddlesome bastard.

Oh? He finally got with someone else?

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Oh? He finally got with someone else?

If you call a "situationship" getting with someone.

Reply to: @PoetryInMotion (@capnport) I plead Not Guilty to this.

Same

Reply to: @Dead_Gorgeous (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) No wonder my rep is so poor. You guys can't read sarcasm

i beg to differ

This is amazing.

also what the fuck is this conversation

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) What

.... Don't ask... Just...just forget I said anything.... smacking her head profusely for letting her emotions get the better of her Who thought of giving him access to this was a good idea?!!!

Someone discovered bad porn!

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i beg to differ

What did I do be honest

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Also who is "Dan".

And to answer this: My incredibly hot boyfriend.

Reply to: @Dead_Gorgeous (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) What did I do be honest

uhmmmm you wanna dm me? i dont wanna ruin the vibe. whatever the vibe is

I JUST TOLD SKULKER THIS AND I'LL SAY IT HERE: DO NOT HOLD THE ACTIONS OF ONE PERSON AGAINST THEIR ALTERNATES.

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Sure, DMing you

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) And to answer this: My incredibly hot boyfriend.

I see. What does he have to do with me exactly?

DM with Crimson [ sorry crimson ]

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Last I checked, kicked your ass.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I JUST TOLD SKULKER THIS AND I'LL SAY IT HERE: DO NOT HOLD THE ACTIONS OF ONE PERSON AGAINST THEIR ALTERNATES.

i mean in my defense there was only one poise up until now

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I see. What does he have to do with me exactly?

. . . doom, destruction, and despair.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I JUST TOLD SKULKER THIS AND I'LL SAY IT HERE: DO NOT HOLD THE ACTIONS OF ONE PERSON AGAINST THEIR ALTERNATES.

^^^^^ This for real! I've been trying to not be scared of everyone else's Vlads because of how mine murdered me and stuff. It's a little hard sometimes but I'm doing my best.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I JUST TOLD SKULKER THIS AND I'LL SAY IT HERE: DO NOT HOLD THE ACTIONS OF ONE PERSON AGAINST THEIR ALTERNATES.

You...you don't have to tell me twice.... still smacking her head in regret

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i mean in my defense there was only one poise up until now

YEAH AND NOW THERE'S MULTIPLE

Lrning i have an alt and hez a pice of shit haznt ben fun

kay bit it isnt like you wheres theres like 5 of you

im guna have 2 kick my own ass

When the self loathing manifests...

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Lrning i have an alt and hez a pice of shit haznt ben fun

I'm sorry :C I think I got lucky on the alternate lottery.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) . . . doom, destruction, and despair.

Very helpful.

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Very helpful.

:)

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) . . . doom, destruction, and despair.

How I'm feeling things are going for myself atm....

There's two of us Dans. We destroyed the world, got shoved in a thermos and stuck on a shelf for a few years. I broke out and... vored Clockwork.

.

8:47 PM

Hm. I'm going to look that up, one moment.

3

girl what

Inferno, I adore you.

No one say anything until he comes back

i hate it here

8:48 PM

technus why

WHY NOT!

BUT STARLIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THING.

AUGH

Hm. I see. He must have been thrilled.

HELP????

Ahahahahaha

.

WHY DID WE GIVE THAT ASSHOLE THE INTERNET

BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY

My mental health is never going to recover from this

Reply to: @Link_In_Time [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) WHY DID WE GIVE THAT ASSHOLE THE INTERNET

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

TO CYBERBULLY HIM

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Oh ancients, we agree on something.

I dunno, I think it's going great so far.

YOU GUYS ARENT CYBERBULLYING HIM YOURE GIVING HIM IDEAS

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) I dunno, I think it's going great so far.

Same for the most part

Sounds like enrichment of a Pandora's box

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) YOU GUYS ARENT CYBERBULLYING HIM YOURE GIVING HIM IDEAS

I am going to have to show you some of the old books I own. He probably already had these ideas.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I am going to have to show you some of the old books I own. He probably already had these ideas.

yeah but those ideas didnt FUCKING INVOLVE ME!!!!!

:)

Hmm, fair.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) yeah but those ideas didnt FUCKING INVOLVE ME!!!!!

HEY!! DO NOT BLAME ME!!! BLAME THE OTHER FREAKS ON THE INTERNET!!!!

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT GIV EHIM THE INTERNENT!!!!

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler)

I can agree to that

I GAVE HIM THE INTERNET! BUT!!! AO3 IS NOT CONNECTED TO OUR INTERNET

WHAT

DO NOT ASK WHAT THAT MEANS- I LEGALLY CAN NOT ELABORATE

OTHER ALTERNATE INTERNET?

8:55 PM

CAN I HAVE ACCESS PLEAAAAASE KETZELEH

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) I GAVE HIM THE INTERNET! BUT!!! AO3 IS NOT CONNECTED TO OUR INTERNET

What does that mean exactly???

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) CAN I HAVE ACCESS PLEAAAAASE KETZELEH

DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE LOOKING FOR-

8:57 PM

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) What does that mean exactly???

AGAIN I CAN NOT ELABORATE FOR LEGAL REASONS

THATS WORSE. I DONT EVEN FULLY UNDERSTAND IT BUT I KNOW ITS WORSE

I WANT TO SEE EVERYTHING

8:58 PM

I WANT TO SEE WHAT EXACTLY PARIAH DARK IS SEEING LMAO

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) THATS WORSE. I DONT EVEN FULLY UNDERSTAND IT BUT I KNOW ITS WORSE

IT IS WORSE! BECAUSE WE IN THIS MULTIVERSE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ANYTHING WITHIN THAT VERSION OF AO3!

... please tell me you didn't give him access to some reality where we're some sort of fictiom.

8:59 PM

fictikn

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I WANT TO SEE WHAT EXACTLY PARIAH DARK IS SEEING LMAO

ALRIGHT- THOUGH IT WILL TAKE ME A WHILE TO MAKE ANOTHER PHONE WITH THAT VERSION OF AO3 ON IT

Fuck. Fiction.

I believe he did. Unless humans have magically understood the concept of Clockwork existing lately.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) ... please tell me you didn't give him access to some reality where we're some sort of fictiom.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF I DID?

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) ... please tell me you didn't give him access to some reality where we're some sort of fictiom.

That'd be really messed up if a universe like that existed.... :C

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF I DID?

That's a really good question, and probably nothing, because at least it'll keep him occupied.

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF I DID?

O.O;;;; I think I'm gonna go lay down and have another existential crisis

I... honestly, having been a book already, can't say I'm surprised by that revelation.

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) ALRIGHT- THOUGH IT WILL TAKE ME A WHILE TO MAKE ANOTHER PHONE WITH THAT VERSION OF AO3 ON IT

THANK YOU

I am somewhat enamoured by these writings. They do make me nostalgic.

HONESTLY FAIR ENOUGH!

Does this "site" allow for posting my own creations?

oh my god.

YES!

9:04 PM

:3

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Fuck. Fiction.

That is a kind of fiction.

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Does this "site" allow for posting my own creations?

Make sure you share them here, too. I want to witness the emotional damage.

Existence was a mistake guys i take it back. I'm a nihilist now.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Make sure you share them here, too. I want to witness the emotional damage.

I'll read it. I am curious.

....Oh sweet phoenix feathers... You did give him ideas... ....Great...

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Existence was a mistake guys i take it back. I'm a nihilist now.

LMAO????

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) That is a kind of fiction.

. . .

The internet was a mistake.

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) ....Oh sweet phoenix feathers... You did give him ideas... ....Great...

I AM NOT SORRY <3

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) I AM NOT SORRY <3

Of course you're not....

This is part of my "redemption arc".

Oh buddy, you need far more work for that... and therapy.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Oh buddy, you need far more work for that... and therapy.

Very much agreed!!!

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Oh buddy, you need far more work for that... and therapy.

DITTO

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Oh buddy, you need far more work for that... and therapy.

I've heard much about therapy. Apparently that's part of it, yes.

Great. If they are any good, let me know because I need to find someone.

SHE IS GOOD! THOUGH I HAVE HEARD THAT. SHE IS NOT VERY GOOD IN OTHER UNIVERSES.

We shall see.

I am more worried about traumatizing my therapist enough that they need one.

yeah

[original post] update: me and alt!poise are chill now

6

what the fuck

Well, good.

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) what the fuck

HES BASED!! I PROMMY

BASED POISE??

You rang? xox

I SHALL SAY THIS ONCE AGAIN: DO NOT HOLD THE ACTIONS OF ONE PERSON AGAINST THEIR ALTERNATES.

at least let people come to their own conclusions before preaching at me kay

Yes agreed. Nobody blame B Tech for all the SINNING i am doing.

10:13 PM

Based Poise what is your deal. What is the vibe.

God i need to get like. Business cards printed so i don't have to keep retelling my story!!

I am curious what universe you are from

Mirror or regular.. hMMM...

dw im your no.1 ally in this dog eat dog world

Thanks

I feel insane.

If you need anything you just let me know xox I can't do much but I know a lot of people. I've got connections !!!!

MY BOYFRIEND GOT POPPED LIKE A GRAPE BY AN ALTERNATE TENZAC WHO IS A NAVY CUCK YESTERDAY. SHIT GETS INSANE HERE.

wait fr? . where is he? asking for science

5

AHAHHAHA

A WHAT

I JUST WANNA KNOW SO I CAN AVOID HIM, IGHT?

also hello party peeps i finally get the whole "MULTIVERSE" thing i get it im a smart guy. MASSIVE BRAIN in this skull

Vincent...

HE GOT DRAGGED OFF BY SOME OCTOPUS LADY

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Vincent...

baby doll who do you take me for

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) baby doll who do you take me for

Do you want an answer?

no

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) HE GOT DRAGGED OFF BY SOME OCTOPUS LADY

hot

~~hot~~

if i c him agin, im kickng hiz ass. thats a prmise.

OCTOPUS LADY WAS LIKE "KEEP YOUR HUNTER AWAY FROM MY PREY" LIKE BITCH??? YOUR PREY WAS THE ONE WHO CHALLENGED MY BOYFRIEND TO A DUEL!

it was so hot

God that is such a hot thing to say. Husband take notes.

wait how the fuck did a cuck fuck Skulker up? I mean? I know others have done it but there's no fucking way- Sorry Ten

I CANNOT TELL YOU THE REAL REASON SKULKER LOST BC I THINK HE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH ME IF I DID SORRY

Do you want me to duel more people, Pele.

i cannot think of anything hotter than you fighting someone in my honor. i am swooning

Hm. Noted.

10:23 PM

Well, I do hate the navy.

if u fight him, kick his ass. if hez lik me in any way, lighning may b ur friend.

YOU MAY HAVE A BETTER CHANCE THAN MY SWEETHEART FOR REASONS I CANNOT DISCLOSE

Intriguing.

ASK HIM YOURSELF I WILL NOT SPILL SECRETS THIS TIME

ngl i think i culd make a gues, but i dunt want 2 b rude.

Aether is a charming young man in person.

I swear to god if you do anything to hurt him-

... of course he decided to go talk to you himself.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I swear to god if you do anything to hurt him-

Please. I have struggled through enough of your whispers. No more.

5

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I swear to god if you do anything to hurt him-

[Liked]

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) ... of course he decided to go talk to you himself.

It was very illuminating.

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) It was very illuminating.

How so?

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Please. I have struggled through enough of your whispers. No more.

?? And what is that supposed to mean?

In any case he seems like a remarkably angry young man. Not that I can blame him.

yet another reason to dislike the kitten whelp

4:35 PM

pariah likes him of all people -_-

4:35 PM

will be stain on kitten whelp reputation

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) will be stain on kitten whelp reputation

Like he doesn't stain his own reputation already.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Like he doesn't stain his own reputation already.

exactly

He's very good at making people dislike him.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) ?? And what is that supposed to mean?

Gods above you don't know either? Please, this is agonizing.

Stop with your stupid riddles, you dusty old man

Heh

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Stop with your stupid riddles, you dusty old man

Your engagement with the kitten is exhausting to read.

Hey! It's a slow burn!

I mean, he is very annoying. We can agree on that

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Hey! It's a slow burn!

Ah, I have heard that phrase. I suppose that's fair.

Like a train wreck in very slow motion.

4:42 PM

You know, I wonder what talking to the Pariah from my timeline would have been like, had I been in a... sane frame of mind. You're almost fun.

I imagine that it would have been roughly the same, if the corrupting effects are the same across timelines. I don't doubt that this lucidity, even if fleeting, is due to not having a cursed piece of metal jammed in my core.

I really need to get all of the crown and ring holders in one spot

That Sounds Like A Bad Idea?

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) That Sounds Like A Bad Idea?

Agreed.

4:47 PM

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I imagine that it would have been roughly the same, if the corrupting effects are the same across timelines. I don't doubt that ...

Oh, I made mine watch me melt and consume the artifacts before I Ended him :)

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Oh, I made mine watch me melt and consume the artifacts before I Ended him :)

Is your Obsession eating? Be honest.

4

No. I just think it's funny to watch people react.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) That Sounds Like A Bad Idea?

Yeah well if I want to see if I can fix the madness issue and that twatwaffle is from yours and Danny's timeline, I need to make sure people don't lose themselves to artifact madness

He is yeah but like.....we hate him....... hes WORSE face to face.

How rude.

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) How rude.

Yeah? And?

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Oh, I made mine watch me melt and consume the artifacts before I Ended him :)

[Concerned typing] Hm...

What?

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) He is yeah but like.....we hate him....... hes WORSE face to face.

Sweetheart, I was at the meeting and met him

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) What?

Just... something my son told me about. You reminded me of it.

...

Samhain said something about Pariah?

Yes... which a conversation would be good to have with him.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Sweetheart, I was at the meeting and met him

you arent going to stop me from fussing, snowflake.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) you arent going to stop me from fussing, snowflake.

And you can't stop me from tryjng to help everyone.

OBVIOUSLY not.

Hrm.

As if you two aren't just as bad. Also I mean active holders. So he doesn't count.

5:02 PM

And Laru, I will make sure to talk to Samhain about things. Honestly all of us talking might get us on the same page.

aw, family dinner

Maybe not in the apartment this time

5:08 PM

And extra chopsticks.

Just caught up in here, what, am I not allowed to visit a so-called prisoner? -_-

5:13 PM

Also, I don’t exactly have a reputation to ruin given my reputation’s just me being annoying, soooo

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Just caught up in here, what, am I not allowed to visit a so-called prisoner? -_-

Did you talk to the person in charge of keeping an eye on him before barging in and just doing what you want to do?

No.

So... no.

Ah, so you aren't willingly allowing angry teenagers to yell at me without adult supervision. Good.

With the exception of my daughter, no. I am not just allowing people to enter my Lair unannounced to yell at you

What does it matter? You do know that Skulker’s making them feel right at home don’t you? The guy’s got a fucking house and a phone.

5:22 PM

How is this a punishment? The guy’s in a hotel!

Are we not working on rehabilitation?

He can be rehabbed in a cell.

What exactly do you call not being able to move from a single room while people keep popping by to annoy you?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) What does it matter? You do know that Skulker’s making them feel right at home don’t you? The guy’s got a fucking house and a ...

He does not have access to my whole home. I was working with what I had on Very short notice.

sorry

5:23 PM

was not my idea to give to you though that was tech idea

You are fine, Aether, if you want to complain about something, get the full context before doing so.

Reply to: @@ArmouredGCG (@Ecto) You are fine, Aether, if you want to complain about something, get the full context before doing so.

whatever, how long will it be until you wind up losing interest in the guy too?

It is insulting for you to assume I am just treating Pariah as a toy I can discard whenever I see fit.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) How is this a punishment? The guy’s in a hotel!

It's not punishment. That's what the sarcophagus was.

i did not lose interest i realized i was not up to task and did not want be at fault if pariah escape again

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) i did not lose interest i realized i was not up to task and did not want be at fault if pariah escape again

so you pussied out.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) so you pussied out.

pussying out sound more like thing you do

Again with the cat jokes. People need to get new material.

You were the one who used the word first.

i acknowledge i regret decision then decide do something about it something you clearly know about seeing what you did with my one chance to see my family again

Not in the context of being a feline! Yep and I’d happily do that again, you would have been stuck, you should be thanking me.

that is you pussying out you too desperate for gem and not willing to let other person use so you take back your offer for me to borrow because you too afraid i would keep it forever

Those gems are no different to the Crown and Ring, you would have been messed up with more use, I was keeping you safe -_-

Speaking of those gems

you understimate my ability to resist mental degradation is something i have been resist for thousand of year

You lied to me about that one. How many more are there?

Yeah right, it would have messed you up. There aren’t any more.

also crown and ring give infinite power gem only give me ability to see is no risk in be able to see my family and remember memories i forget only risk is your obsession with gem and keep it and hoard it

5:33 PM

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Yeah right, it would have messed you up. There aren’t any more.

liar

I’m not lying. This time anyway.

And I should believe you this time, because...?

you will give up gems one way or other more than one way to skin a cat if you know what i mean :)

Skulker. No. He is telling the truth about that, that the Reality Gems are nothing but bad news. And I'm not going to condone you skinning people any more than I would anyone else.

:(

5:37 PM

everyone claim i would get addict to gem but no one stop to consider maybe aether already addict to gem

5:37 PM

maybe is why he hoard them

I only have one, well… Two technically. But the gem of Sight doesn’t work on me.

also if gem bad why give me to borrow in first place hm

I thought you could handle one look -_-

5:39 PM

But I overestimated you.

i could handle one look -_- you just addict who could not handle be away from gem

I’m not an addict, I can’t even use it you idiot

uh huh so you say

5:41 PM

you lie about one thing why not more

No... he just doesn't think before he acts, and then acts surprised when his actions have consequences.

Oh go soup yourself Phantom.

Am I wrong?

. . . You really leaned hard into the rebellious angry teenager thing. Gods, was I that bad as a child?

You were that bad as an adult.

Rude!

by aether age i was already responsible adult he not have excuse

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) by aether age i was already responsible adult he not have excuse

You were born in the time of mammoths -_- If you didn’t you’d die, oh wait.

Children should be allowed to be children, Skulker. Don't make me blender you.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) You were born in the time of mammoths -_- If you didn’t you’d die, oh wait.

are you not also old ghost -_-

War’s messy.

Ah... traumatized. Yeah that explains a lot

5:51 PM

How long did you fight?

Long enough.

So that should excuse your behavior? You should be allowed to be an entitled little prick because you're traumatized. We should all kowtow and bow down to Aether because he fought in a war, and no one else has ever lost anything similar. So you should get a free pass to judge everyone else while passing any actual responsibility onto them, too? Oh, but when they don't do things like you would, when they aren't as bad as you would be, you can stand there and declare to the world that they are wrong, and your way is the only right way to do things?

I asked because I was going to try to find a middle ground. As it stands, I am sure the infighting is giving Pariah Dark a lot of entertainment.

5:55 PM

Guess he doesn't need AO3

5:58 PM

I fought a war for my world, Aether. I get it. People in charge can be harmful fucking shits. And when you are a kid who has to grow up faster than you should? Even worse. When you get used up like a tool to help everyone else move forward? They deserve throat punched.

6:00 PM

And frankly you two have far more in common than you act like.

6:01 PM

But for the love of fuck, stop trying to needle your claws into everyone just to get a rise out of people helping.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) And frankly you two have far more in common than you act like.

And yet, who's the one who gets a new start without any damned responsibilities? Without having to watch other versions of himself live a life he'll never get back? And who gets pass after pass because he's just a traumatized teenager

6:03 PM

[PhantomFlame is offline]

You are both traumatized, Phantom. Fucking gods dammit.

…Hm. Well at least Phantom found his spine for once.

If he didn't already have a spine, he wouldn't have stepped up to get the Keep in gear to help everyone with the GIW incident. Everyone else was too busy wanting to murder to think about how to prepare for what comes after

6:07 PM

You want people angry at you because it is easier for you to not get attached. To trust. Which great, join the club

6:09 PM

It is easier to pretend you don't care about what people think and then act out so loudly that all eyes are on you. But if you aren't going to actually help then stop interfering with people who are.

Oh I’m sorry, did I not get shot in the back whilst helping at the GIW base? Was I not the one who suggested we use the Keep as a safe place for the ghosts? Apparently not, because Phantom’s the one who tidied up a bit and brought back the maniac who tortured all those ghosts. Yet I’m apparently interfering? Whatever, you don’t want my help? Fine. You guys can handle whatever comes your way, I’m out.

6:14 PM

[-9_Lives_2_Many- is offline]

I am going to lock those two in a room and let them fight it out I swear to the stars.

6:15 PM

Will give him points for the suggestion.

6:20 PM

Hey! Pariah Fart! Fucker! You! At some point you and I need to have a discussion. I would like permission to enter the Lair later at some point.

does anyone in this thread smoke

Not enough

Danny, I do need to see your crown and ring at some point.

Woah... Log back on and the girls are fighting

Samhain. No.

Logging off

No, we need to talk.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Hey! Pariah Fart! Fucker! You! At some point you and I need to have a discussion. I would like permission to enter the Lair ...

You can enter, though I would like a warning at least an hour beforehand.

Reply to: @@ArmouredGCG (@Ecto) You can enter, though I would like a warning at least an hour beforehand.

Understood. When I have time I will make sure to let you know.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) No, we need to talk.

Alright.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Understood. When I have time I will make sure to let you know.

Thank you.

Cool.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Hey! Pariah Fart! Fucker! You! At some point you and I need to have a discussion. I would like permission to enter the Lair ...

You seem entertaining and insane. Sure.

That's what all the ex tyrants say

I am... tempted to request coming along.

Don’t trust me to keep myself whole?

... don't trust Pariah not to keep himself whole trying to get reactions from you.

Aha. I would like to request being allowed to stand off to the side and glare.

6:51 PM

also sei. sei? snowflake? no crushing.

We can be the hot bodyguards looming on either side of the actual scary one

Pffft. You know what, I can own that I am a reactionary bitch. Sure, looming hot bodyguards it is. Pretty sure compared to you two my scary factor is diminished

>:) Yeah until you talk

.

If you're not comfortable with us visiting too, you can say no.

You can visit, I am just hoping you do not start flirting in front of my daughter.

I'll behave.

i wont be gross

Good.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) >:) Yeah until you talk

I know I am bad at peopling, I didn't realize it was that scary. [I am sorry she is not always aware xD]

7:14 PM

I will behave, Sir.

. . . .. . sei im hitting on you-

. . . How the fuck am I in a relationship?

two of them ✌️

Haha

That just makes me question things more. How?

[[ Original Post ]] Gross Technus' lil autobiography thingy inspired me to make one myself - this is basically my first memories :D <3<3<3 ^_^ Hope you guys like iiitttt ouo It's dark. A singular point in time and space rests in an endless abyss; a black sea extending infinitely in every direction. Until, a divine spark, a thought occurs. Someone is here. She notices that she exists, that she has arms and fingers and a head. The water is warm, a faint beeping noise can be heard as well as some shuffling. Something else exists. She moves her arm, trying to extend her hand out towards whatever else was there with her only to meet a barrier. Her eyes open, slowly, her vision is blurry. She sees a figure approach, a thing with arms and fingers and a head. Something like her. She can feel the liquid she was once in drain, leaving her behind. All of a sudden she's cold, oh so cold. Air rushes into her lungs, she coughs and sputters. Confused, scared, and blind - a piece of fabric is draped over her shoulders and the figure brings her to her feet. Her knees buckle under the weight and she yelps as she is brought to a couch and laid down with the blanket covering her. The sensation is familiar; warm and safe like the abyss had been. Sleep comes to her and she dreams, the last pleasant ones that she will have for a long while.

.

Have you considered publishing?

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) .

:D whattya think ????

8:29 PM

Reply to: @Not_Procrastinating [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Have you considered publishing?

People keep saying I should -- I might. I dunno.

Well if you need help with that.

You are a really good writer, Dani, and I'm glad you have something to uh. Express yourself with!

this is great stuff

This is beautiful. I am also concerned.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You are a really good writer, Dani, and I'm glad you have something to uh. Express yourself with!

YAAAAY THANK YOU !!! * HUGS YOOOOU !!!!!! *

Very beautiful Dani, you're incredibly talented. [ and youve made him cry x because hes soft now. ]

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) This is beautiful. I am also concerned.

this is normal dani work

Oh, Dani, that's lovely.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Very beautiful Dani, you're incredibly talented. [ and youve made him cry x because hes soft now. ]

Thank yooou! My english teacher thinks I'm the best writer in my whole grade even.

8:32 PM

Reply to: @mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Oh, Dani, that's lovely.

^_^ <3

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) this is normal dani work

And that is why I am concerned and would like to find the source of trauma. I just want to talk. : )

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) this is normal dani work

Yeah pretty much lol ouo

jesus christ dani- i mean that in a positive way

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) [[ Original Post ]] Gross Technus' lil autobiography thingy inspired me to make one myself - this is basically my first memories...

This is amazing..

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) [[ Original Post ]] Gross Technus' lil autobiography thingy inspired me to make one myself - this is basically my first memories...

[ Liked ]

8:53 PM

it good

Thank you Skulker c:

[original post] Think Shania's gonna fuck Skulker up lol

this place is amazing

FR? send pics

Would you be so kind? I kinda wanna see if the gal's willing to bend a nail-

She had to peel him off the back of my neck ToT

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WAIT HE PICKED A FIGHT WITH HER AS A BLOB???? LMAO

LMAO??????

Its so funny dude

Hm.

i dont know what he thought was gonna happen

He tried to use me as a human shield :C

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) He tried to use me as a human shield :C

NO OFFENSE BUT THAT ACTUALLY IS A SENSIBLE STRATEGY.

10:18 PM

EVERYONE LOVES YOU. NO ONE WOULD BE WILLING TO HURT YOU.

Awful, still

Gee thanks Technus.

WHAT? IT'S TRUE!

MUSHROOM CHILD, DO ME A FAVOUR AND TELL SKULKER I AM FROWNING AT HIM FOR TRYING TO USE YOU AS A SHIELD

Tell Skulker i am frowning at him for coring Gunther

Maybe when Shania'a done waterboarding him

NO OFFENSE NICO BUT. FUCK GUNTHER.

Tell Skulker to stop being such a wimp.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) He tried to use me as a human shield :C

:squint: Do you want me to kick Skulker's butt for doing that?

TELL SKULKER I LOVE HIM BUT HE NEEDS TO STOP GETTING INTO FIGHTS WHERE HE'S RIDICULOUSLY OUTMATCHED.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) :squint: Do you want me to kick Skulker's butt for doing that?

I dunno, I think Shania's committing war crimes on him right now so maybe later if you want?

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He's about to be the laughing stock of the Boneyard if he doesn't shape up!

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) martini.png

DSFSDFDS LMAO???

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I dunno, I think Shania's committing war crimes on him right now so maybe later if you want?

Keep me notified.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Keep me notified.

Okie dokie!! Love you Inferno OuO

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) He's about to be the laughing stock of the Boneyard if he doesn't shape up!

IN HIS DEFENSE HE LITERALLY CANNOT FIGHT BACK AGAINST SHANIA IN HER BAR

10:25 PM

IT'S A NEUTRAL ZONE. ONLY SHE CAN FIGHT ANYONE THERE.

~~Hot~~ Why that aint bloody fair now is it?

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) NO OFFENSE NICO BUT. FUCK GUNTHER.

I am breaking up with you

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) ~~Hot~~ Why that aint bloody fair now is it?

I KNOW!

10:26 PM

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I am breaking up with you

IS THIS REALLY THE HILL YOU WANT TO DIE ON?

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Keep me notified.

Wait, can I watch?? Dan won't let me beat him up and make a margarita out of him.

WE HAVE HAD SO MANY GOOD TIMES TOGETHER AND YOU BREAK UP WITH ME OVER MEDICAL MALPRACTICE MAN?

I have known Gunther for years he is a dear and very close friend to me boys i do not think you understand

I DO NOT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF MEDICAL MALPRACTICE

I don't know who this bloke is- you telling me a fight broke out cus of some quack doc?

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Okie dokie!! Love you Inferno OuO

[various attempts to type something] Love you too.

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10:27 PM

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Wait, can I watch?? Dan won't let me beat him up and make a margarita out of him.

Sure~

Guys we are fucking GHOSTS he is not commiting medical malpractice he is literally magic

CUNTY I LOVE YOU BUT NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUNTHER AND KNOWS HIS POWERSET. I WAS DELIRIOUS, ALREADY AFRAID OF DOCTORS, AND SUDDENLY GIVEN DRUGS WITHOUT BEING ASKED ANYTHING. TO ME, AND SKULKER IN THAT MOMENT, HE WAS VERY MUCH COMMITTING MEDICAL MALPRACTICE

EXACTLY! I HAVE TO SIDE WITH NICKY HERE.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Sure~

YAY!

VALID POINT. COUNTER ARGUEMENT. GUNTHER BELOVED.

COUNTER ARGUMENT TO YOUR COUNTER ARGUMENT. NO??????

COUNTER COUNTER ARGUMENT. YOU ALREADY KNEW NICKY WAS AFRAID OF GUNTHER.

10:33 PM

YOU ALSO ALREADY KNEW MY SKULKER IS A TRIGGER HAPPY MORON.

10:34 PM

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT PUTTING THOSE THINGS TOGETHER

10:36 PM

ALSO

10:36 PM

I GENUINELY CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE JOKING ABOUT THE BREAKUP THING OR NOT AND ITS MAKING ME PANIC

10:38 PM

PPEASE IM SORY I DONT KNOW WHAT ICDID WRONG

10:41 PM

WAS IT TALKING NEVATIVELY ABOUT GUNTHER? I'M SORRY

It is okay darling do not panic

10:45 PM

I am not breaking up with you over Gunther

10:45 PM

I am devastated but it is not your fault

M SORY

10:46 PM

NEW TO THIS

You are fine I just miss my big people man. My blorbo

10:47 PM

he is unorthadox but also such a treasure

[Original Post] GUNTHER JUST FUCKING SHOT ME???

WHAT?

GUNTHER JUST FUCKING SHOT NICKY

WHAT?!?!?!?1

THERE IS ALSO A BEAR TRAP OUTSIDE OF THE BAR

GUNTHER!!

11:20 PM

FUCKING SHOT ME!!!

Everything is going wrong

SHANIA IS A BITCH

11:24 PM

[shania-is-a-bitch.mp4]

11:25 PM

SHE IS DEFENDING GUNTHER

I dont get it. Im pretty sure we all saw/heard Raccoon Technus getting shot- and I saw him leave that bear trap. Something isnt right with any of this

YEAH.

11:27 PM

MIND CONTROL OR SOMETHING.

what the fuck is going on tonight

11:28 PM

How bad is he injured do i need to call a doctor. Hah just kidding. No but seriously

Isn't Gunther the guy who got Cored and thrown into the void a few months ago? Pretty sure I'd want revenge, too.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Isn't Gunther the guy who got Cored and thrown into the void a few months ago? Pretty sure I'd want revenge, too.

YEAH, AGAINST SKULKER!

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) How bad is he injured do i need to call a doctor. Hah just kidding. No but seriously

I am. fine. I am going grewat.

LIKE I TOLD SHANIA I WOULDNT BE UPSET IF GUNTHER HAD HURT SKULKER. BC HONESTLY SKULKER DESERVES IT

11:29 PM

BUT NICKY DID NOTHING

for fucks sake

Uh huh. So you're trying to blackmail Shania. While you're in her Lair.

[No context voice memo of Raccoon collapsing]

Whatever. Not my business.

Guys.

11:32 PM

Can we deal with this like fucking adults please

Hah.

@xXBioTechXx is Offline

I have... largely no context but uh... who is responsible for this guy's villain arc?

11:34 PM

Well shit.

JESUS CHRIST?

shit

DID YOU GUYS LEAVE RACCOON ALONE WHEN HE GOT SHOT?

he ran away

11:35 PM

i could not stop him because i am idiot who thought i could trust him to stay still

OKAY FAIR. SHOULD I GO FIND HIM? I KNOW. BASICS. IVE HELPED HIM WHEN HE WAS CORED BEFORE-

please im so dizzy can barely move

GOTCHA

11:36 PM

SEND ME HIS LAIRS COORDS IF YOU PLEASE

[sent.]

This is a goddamn nightmare

GRATZI

hey wait

11:46 PM

wait i just realize

11:47 PM

gunther is as much threat as i thought hes dangerous and people were saying i was ridiculous for core him

Someone becoming dangerous because you treated them like they were to begin with does not excuse the initial treatment.

to be fair he was a big gentle giant before you. fucking cored him? which DOES things to a person.

he try hurt tech i stop him then he come back hurt tech again

I'm not saying anything on who's right or wrong or otherwise, but that sort of rationalization is dangerous.

am not say what he do now is make him sudden dangerous

11:49 PM

am say he try hurt tech whole time

I will not stand for slander skulker he came to HELP the first time because he is a medical professional. Just because you THOUGHT he was dangerous does not give you an excuse to fucking KILL him. If you did that on the living plane to a doctor you would be on death row for being a jackass murder boy.

-_- fine i will shut up

11:51 PM

but i would not mind he try revenge me

11:51 PM

i could easy stop him again

You know what I hope he beats your ass for this shitty attitude.

fine fine im sorry

I am... too tired to poke that whole topic.

i help people and this where it get me

Sometimes helping people leads to a fucked up situation. You keep trying anyway.

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) i help people and this where it get me

That is what Gunther said after you cored him

i know the way i word thing is not right i know it upset people

11:53 PM

i dont know how to put my words in a way make people less upset because i do not intend make people upset

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) i dont know how to put my words in a way make people less upset because i do not intend make people upset

Poise be like

That is a mood. Just don't be surprised when people get knee jerk upset when the wrong words are used. I know it is frustrating as fuck.

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Poise be like

do not compare me to him

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) do not compare me to him

This is how i will fix you.

11:55 PM

I will say " you are being very Poise today" and then you will fucking behave

what

Poise

Should I be offended or honored.

Yes.

the difference between me and poise is i try improve

11:58 PM

and i do not fucking fire extinguisher

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I've done no such thing with a fire extinguisher

not what he meant

not what i meant

Sorry i can't read x

I am not terribly upset with you, Skulker. I simply wanted to point out that rationalizing having treated someone poorly or hurt them as being justified because of how they later react to having been treated is... not a good idea.

i understand

12:03 AM

is not what i mean really

Noted, then

what i mean was i thought gunther try hurt tech which is why i hurt him when he come back he hurt tech and not me even though i was one who hurt him

12:04 AM

he could have pull out gun and shot at me at any time in cafe

12:04 AM

but he did not

SORRY HAVE TO BUTT IN TO EVERYONE SCOLDING SKULKER. WHO HERE IS FROM RACCOONS UNIVERSE AND/OR IS PARTICULARLY GOOD AT CORE RESONANCE

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he waited until he saw tech so he could shoot tech

Hm. That is an interesting point...

ACTIVELY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK RN BUT @ArmouredGCG @Sarlet_Scripts

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) SORRY HAVE TO BUTT IN TO EVERYONE SCOLDING SKULKER. WHO HERE IS FROM RACCOONS UNIVERSE AND/OR IS PARTICULARLY GOOD AT CORE RESON...

I am! What's up with the rat?

GREAT! HIS CORE HAS SHRAPNEL IN IT AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE VIA CORE RESONANCE OR. WHATEVER IS HAPPENING IN YOUR UNIVERSE.

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) what i mean was i thought gunther try hurt tech which is why i hurt him when he come back he hurt tech and not me even though i ...

Hmm... Perhaps he was aiming to make a point, by showing he could have hurt Tech in the first place, but hadn't.

[Sorry Cunty Technus but Brainiac is IMMEDIATELY zapping out of cuddles, wherever they are.]

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) GREAT! HIS CORE HAS SHRAPNEL IN IT AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE VIA CORE RESONANCE OR. WHATEVER IS HAPPENING IN YOUR UNIVE...

WHAT THE FUCK??? ON MY WAY???

fuck am on my way [Not even good at core resonance just panicking.]

i was not built for stress like this

...oh dear.

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) Hmm... Perhaps he was aiming to make a point, by showing he could have hurt Tech in the first place, but hadn't.

would not make sense to do unless he suicidal

...where was he, while he was missing?

12:13 AM

Is there a chance he could have been found by GIW agents?

i swear to god if this is some more giw fuckshit i will genuinely loseit

Hm. It may be something to look into, but not tonight. You all take care of Technus and each other.

12:20 AM

Considering everything that has happened today... I think everyone needs a night of what rest they can get.

BEFORE THIS INCIDENT I DID NOT CARE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER ABOUT GUNTHER BUT NOW I HATE HIM. HE SHOT MY BOYFRIEND AND IT WASN'T EVEN THE BOYFRIEND WHO DESERVED IT. (SKULKER DESERVED THE SHOT. NICKY DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG.) ALSO. GUNTHER SHOT NICKY WHILE DANI WAS INSIDE THE BAR. DANI HAD TO WATCH SOMEONE GET SHOT.

Is Dani okay?!?!

SHE WAS NOT HURT BUT SHE DID WATCH SOMEONE GET SHOT

[-9_Lives_2_Many- is online] Well, that’s something to wake up to.

Which Skulker got shot exactly?

HE DIDNT.

10:47 AM

IT WAS A TECHNUS WHO GOT SHOT.

10:47 AM

OVER SOMETHING THAT WAS SKULKER'S FAULT.

You guys take him somewhere to get help yet?

YES

That’s good then, good luck getting that Gunther guy

Hey, Aether. You good if I DM you? I want to apologize about things.

There’s nothing to apologise for, but if it makes you feel better then sure, who am I to interfere with that?

DM Seirei and Aether

ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO STATE YESTERDAY SHANIA SAID GUNTHER SHOOTING NICKY "WASN'T A BIG DEAL" BECAUSE IT WAS "JUST A SCRATCH OF A WOUND AND NOTHING COMPARED TO GETTING CORED" EXCEPT. NICKY WAS BLEEDING FROM HIS FUCKING CORE ACTIVELY. AND THEN HE CORED RIGHT AFTER HE LEFT- IT WAS AFTER HE LEFT SO SHANIA DIDNT SEE IT BUT STILL. AND THEN IT TURNED OUT GUNTHER'S SHOT HAD INJURED HIS CORE. WHICH IS WAY WORSE THAN WHAT SKULKER DID TO GUNTHER. (edited)

1:48 PM

I AM STAYING AWAY FROM SHANIA'S BAR FROM NOW ON, BECAUSE I GENUINELY DO NOT FEEL SAFE THERE ANYMORE.

are you even welcome there anymore?

PROBABLY NOT BUT I AM SAYING THAT. I WOULD RECOMMEND OTHER PEOPLE STAY AWAY AS WELL. FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY.

1:50 PM

SO THEY DO NOT END UP LIKE NICKY DID, BLEEDING OUT ON THE GROUND WHILE THE BAR OWNER MAKES SNARKY JOKES ABOUT HOW THE PERSON WHO SHOT THEM WOULD BE ABLE TO HEAL THEM.

1:51 PM

AND THEN HAVING TO GET SHRAPNEL PICKED OUT OF THEIR CORE AND GETTING TEMPORARY AMNESIA.

1:53 PM

IN FACT I WOULD RECOMMEND REMOVING THE MIRROR FROM THE CAFE FOR EVERYONE'S SAFETY. SHANIA'S IS A BAD PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN GET SHOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN AND BLEED OUT AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.

I feel like there's a lot more going on here than what everyone knows...

I, TECHNUS, LORD OF ALL THINGS ELECTRONIC AND BEEPING, WISH ONLY TO PROTECT PEOPLE FROM HARM.

How many times has Skulker shot people in front of random people just... in the cafe in public?

YES AND MAYVE GETS UPSET ABOUT THAT BECAUSE SHE HAS MORALS.

But you're ok with the people shooting people?

SKULKER ALSO DOES NOT DAMAGE PEOPLE'S CORES AS FAR AS I AM AWARE.

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) How many times has Skulker shot people in front of random people just... in the cafe in public?

Too many fucking times.....

...

I AM NOT OKAY WITH IT!

1:55 PM

I AM GENUINELY NOT OKAY WITH IT AND I TRY TO GET HIM TO STOP!

So Skulker hasn't eaten any cores?

AND I WOULD NOT HAVE MINDED YESTERDAY IF GUNTHER SHOT SKULKER. I WOULD HAVE NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT THAT.

1:55 PM

BECAUSE HONESTLY AS MUCH AS I LOVE SKULKER HE KIND OF DESERVES IT.

uhhhhhh

. . .

BUT INSTEAD GUNTHER SHOT SOMEONE WHO DID NOTHING TO HURT HIM.

did anyone try talking to him before this?

YES! I DID!

NICKY WAS TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH GUNTHER WHEN GUNTHER SHOT HIM!

THEN GOT SHOT FOR IT

THE ENTIRE REASON NICKY AND I WERE AT THE CAFE WAS TO GRAB SKULKER WHO WAS BEING A FUCKING MORON AGAIN.

1:59 PM

BECAUSE I DO, IN FACT, TRY TO STOP SKULKER FROM HURTING PEOPLE!

1:59 PM

AND I DO GET UPSET AT HIM WHEN HE HURTS PEOPLE! BECAUSE I HAVE MORALS!

2:00 PM

UNLIKE SHANIA WHO DECIDED THE BEST RESPONSE TO NICKY BEING SHOT BY GUNTHER WAS TO SNARK ABOUT HOW GUNTHER COULD HAVE FIXED THE PROBLEM. AS IF GUNTHER WASN'T THE ONE WHO SHOT NICKY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Uh huh. And why would she be snarky about that?

NO FUCKING CLUE. BECAUSE SHE LIKED GUNTHER?

2:03 PM

AGAIN. I DO NOT DEFEND SKULKER IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS. AND I AM LITERALLY DATING SKULKER.

2:05 PM

SO, I REITERATE: SHANIA'S BAR IS NOT A SAFE PLACE TO BE IF YOU HAVE ANY OPINIONS THAT DIFFER FROM HERS AT ALL, OR IF YOU HAVE EVEN THE MOST MINOR OF CONFLICTS WITH ANY OF HER FRIENDS.

Right... The bar that is her Lair. Her safe place.

YES. HER SAFE PLACE THAT SHE LET SOMEONE GET SHOT IN.

2:08 PM

AND THEN PRACTICALLY MADE FUN OF THE PERSON FOR BEING SHOT.

Have you considered how people may cope? Some people may use humor, maybe it's a bad taste of humor, but some may use it as a coping mechanism.

Just catching up with this malarkey while im tidying up. You are always welcome at my shit hole

So she's in the wrong for taking the side of someone who is a friend of hers? In her Own Lair. That you didn't have to be at and don't have to go back to.

WE WOULD HAVE LEFT IF THERE WAS NOT A MAN OUTSIDE WITH A GUN.

Uh huh. Because that's stopped you before.

UH HUH BECAUSE YOU ARE BLAMING MY BOYFRIEND FOR GETTING SHOT AND HAVING HIS CORE DAMAGED.

Did I say that? Stop making everyone else the villain. You're being an asshole. Go take care of your boyfriend.

...ALRIGHT. I HAVE CALMED DOWN. YOU ARE RIGHT. I WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE. I APOLOGIZE. I HAVE A MILLION EXCUSES I COULD GIVE. NONE OF THEM WOULD ACTUALLY HELP ME DEFEND MYSELF. I LOST MY TEMPER IN A VERY MORTAL WAY AND I NEED TO UPGRADE MY POP-UP BLOCKED.

2:23 PM

*BLOCKER.

People get pissed and upset. It happens.

YES AND I HAVE THE FACT THAT I AM CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET AT ALL TIMES SO ALL I NEED TO DO TO SEND MESSAGES IS THINK ABOUT SENDING THEM.

You... might want to look into a secondary layer of approval, then, if the pop-up blocker is all that's regulating that.

I DO NOT THINK I AM ACTUALLY SORRY AT SHANIA. BUT I AM SORRY AT EVERYONE ON THIS APP FOR LOSING MY TEMPER AND THROWING A FIT. I DIED AT 77 YEARS OLD AND I TRANSCENDED THE MORTAL FORM, I SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

2:28 PM

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) You... might want to look into a secondary layer of approval, then, if the pop-up blocker is all that's regulating that.

GOOD IDEA.

Ok hang on, how did this Gunther guy manage to shoot a ghost and damage their core?

WITH A GUN

A GUN.

Ok, and where did they get that? (edited)

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW. TALKING WITH GUNTHER ENDED UP IN NICKY GETTING SHOT.

…Alright, maybe we should go through those GIW notes and see if there’s anything that matches that? This Gunther guy was gone for a while, but not long enough to make a gun like that. Just a shout.

HE COULD ALSO HAVE BOUGHT IT.

IT WAS SHOT THROUGH METAL WHICH. DOESNT END WELL.

Ok, bought it from who though? Does anyone know anyone who has a gun that can shoot through cores?

THE GUN DID NOT SHOOT THROUGH MY CORE- SHRAPNEL GOT INTO IT. WHICH IS A VERY NORMAL OCCURRENCE.

Ah fair enough then

2:53 PM

Uh not that that’s a good thing

2:53 PM

Just that there’s no core gun, that’s good news.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN- DO NOT WORRY

Haven't been on here because I've been busy with my own place, but with sincerity: What the fuck

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fuck all of you. Bars closed indefinitely. Keep away from me.

7

Shame, where will the bar rats go for their fix now?

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) fuck all of you. Bars closed indefinitely. Keep away from me.

You can DM me if you want.

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oh shania.... whuze ass do i ned 2 kik 4 u?

party's over man.. : ( here for U shan

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) fuck all of you. Bars closed indefinitely. Keep away from me.

D: !?!?!??!?!?!?! Are you gonna be okay??? I don't remember all what happened after I passed out.

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) fuck all of you. Bars closed indefinitely. Keep away from me.

Oh Shania...

[original post] Business is buzzing tonight, theres still plenty of room at Da Boneyard

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) [original post] Business is buzzing tonight, theres still plenty of room at Da Boneyard

Do you have strawberry lemonade and popcorn shrimp :C Those were my favorite things to get at Shania's :CC

Uh- I can do you some fried shrimp, sure- still not exactly the place for anklebiters, love

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) Uh- I can do you some fried shrimp, sure- still not exactly the place for anklebiters, love

If I really want shrimp I might stop by to pick it up real quick or something maybe if that'd be fine. I dunno I'm still really confused and kinda sad about last night. :C I hope you're having a nice time though.

That must of been really rough on you, little joey... ill make that strawberry lemonade drink for you. Because Shania certainly wont.

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) That must of been really rough on you, little joey... ill make that strawberry lemonade drink for you. Because Shania certainl...

I'm okay. I just fainted cuz I'm squeamish and people were yelling when I came to so it was kinda scary and confusing. I hope Ms. Shania's gonna be okay after all this. :C Thank you though! I might come by later if I'm feeling lonely and hungry if that's okay. Do you take human money?

Don't even worry about paying, love

:O! Gee thanks that's really nice of you! :D

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hey tech if you read this sorry I flipped you off, i didn't know what else to do with my hands

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) hey tech if you read this sorry I flipped you off, i didn't know what else to do with my hands

??? You can flip people off on accident?

i was waving at him in public while he was robbing the store- and then i realize dit looked weird for a human to do so is topped

10:07 PM

*STOPPED

10:07 PM

theres a lot of shit going on sorry

Wait he was robbing a store??? again????

yeah he does that sometimes. just quirky old man things

??? Are most quirky old men criminals ??????

Yes.

youd be surprised how many are in that field

[original post] I DESPERATELY NEED A NEW POP UP BLOCKER.

UPDATE NVM

11:45 PM

I JUST HAD A FUN TIME AND GOT SOME NEW ELECTRONICS

[A very slightly cleaned up recording of Kraken dragging off the Admiral from the point of view of Shania's. As well as one could in the mist and fog]

Crew can't stop watching that Naval Cuck getting hauled off. 10/10 Would Drink at this Establishment Again. Cheers to Shania's! Props to our gunner for getting this cleaned up.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) ``[A very slightly cleaned up recording of Kraken dragging off the Admiral from the point of view of Shania's. As well as one co...

Who is that guy and why's he look like a less fun version of that one pirate guy? Also what's a cuck?

Cuck is a sell out to the government.

WOWEE...

Not sure why he looks like that. Thinkin' multiverse. Our Captain gave him a good teardown though and wish we recorded that one too.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Cuck is a sell out to the government.

So cops are cucks?

Stop teaching Dani words like that.

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WHEEZE

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) So cops are cucks?

EXACTLY! Captain will be so proud of us being educational!

Sorry Walker :C

Kid, please. It ain't your decision to be taught things.

lol good fuck the brass

Hey, I kept it clean for the kid! We ain't total degenerates!

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l o l

And unlike some people, we have standards!

Alright, alright. I recognize I can't control the internet, but I can still be displeased.

We are sure you will recover.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) ``[A very slightly cleaned up recording of Kraken dragging off the Admiral from the point of view of Shania's. As well as one co...

He still hasn't come back you know. The extended shore leave is nice but we are a bit worried. Also we apologize for him, he's definitely a cuck, but unfortunately he's our cuck. That tavern seemed nice enough though, we've been wanting to go inside but it's been closed. (This is Jeff, I manage the Admiral's social media since he can't be arsed to it is himself)

im p sure hes uhhhh Hanging Out with that hot kraken who was bullying him. i mean i sure wouldnt wanna leave-

Oh, that portion is normal, they go through this same series of exchanges quite often, he's usually back after a day or two.

thats so fucking funny?

We're certainly not complaining mind you, it's nice getting the shore leave. I suppose it could be funny, given that it's a frequent event.

Oh that's your Cuck? I am sorry for you. Want to change sides? We have a doctor! (I'm Inés by the way, nice to meet you Jeff)

LMAOO

yeah man why are you still following this insufferable old man when you can like. do anything else, ever

We have a physician as well, good man. (Well met Ines, our crews should get together at some point, it would be fun I think) It's a complicated matter really and it involves our enlistments and being tied to the ships and him. At least where we are from originally, a sailors service (one involved in the Navies) does not end upon death, rather it continues as they still have the watch as one says. We died under his command so thus here we are. You get used to it

CHRIST. MY CONDOLENCES.

2:48 PM

imagine being tied to a shithead admiral even in your AFTERLIFE

GOD THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT SUCKS.

Honestly, it's not all that bad. We still get benefits and decent pay, shore leave whenever he's tied up (pun intended) There are worse ways to spend your afterlife.

2:51 PM

And honestly, he's not that bad, he's got a not so great exterior, excuse my language, but he's not always a total cuck.

why do i have a sinking feeling hes gonna get along with hardy

I would guess Hardy is the one above getting on about teaching a child certain words?

yeah. hes a prison warden, we call him hardass where he cant yell at us

I WOULD LOVE TO TALK WITH THE ADMIRAL MORE. PARTIALLY TO TORMENT HIM AND PARTIALLY TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HIS VERSION OF ME.

Oh, then you are likely right, your Warden and our Admiral would likely get along swimmingly. Did you not receive the docket? I believe Morrison delivered it to the tavern for you to pick up. It was prepared with information regarding Lord Technus for you to peruse.

...I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT

3:00 PM

I HAVE IT SOMEWHERE IN MY LAIR I'M SURE

3:00 PM

I GOT A BIT DISTRACTED

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Oh, then you are likely right, your Warden and our Admiral would likely get along swimmingly. Did you not receive the docket? I...

YUCK gotta make sure they dont meet so the world can continue being interesting and fun to be in

That is understandable, well, I can also inform you when the Admiral is back from his, leave. Though I would not recommend tormenting him, as hilarious as that may be. From experience, the more you attempt to prevent something, the more likely it will result in it occuring.

F

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) We have a physician as well, good man. (Well met Ines, our crews should get together at some point, it would be fun I think) ...

Huh, I wonder if that happened with us when we went down with our ship. Weren't Navy by any means, and while the lot of you can suck on a barnacle in life, guess we will have to see if you lot are any fun in Death. Your account name gives me hope.

3:11 PM

Anyway, you want us to ask our Captain to check in on your Cuck? She might get along with your Kraken friend just fine.

Oh the account name is a hilarious story honestly. So we were getting the page set up and the Admiral couldn't be arsed to do it himself so as a collective we went through names, got him piss drunk and had him approve the name while piss drunk. He's asked for it to be changed, but we just keep telling him that it can't be. He hates it so much, it's great. And yes please, that would be very appreciated.

lol??? so he has a personality when drunk, noted

Doesn't everyone?

HA fair

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Huh, I wonder if that happened with us when we went down with our ship. Weren't Navy by any means, and while the lot of you ca...

Also whenever the Admiral is gone and we have shore leave, feel free to come aboard if we're there, we've got fun stuff we usually can't get into when he's paying attention like cards n dice and we've got a nice little group that does music. Fight ring too, Johnathan is our current fight ring champ.

Oh we are so visiting you now! Bet you our gunner can kick Johnathan's ass!

Johnathan says there's no way your gunner can beat him so we'll have to see.

I bet you a barrel of ale that Edward will steal his knee caps.

We bet a barrel of ale and a cask of rum that Johnathan will knock Edward out till brunch at the least.

Oh you are a brave bunch. You're on~

We're on board right now if you're bored, unless of course you're too chicken to come about. (Drops ship coordinates, they are in classic nautical lat and long coordinates)

Oh I think our captain is occupied, so we can come harass you just fine. We'll bring the drink. ~~And steal a boat.~~

My my, what are the odds that both our leadership is occupied this fine day. We look forward to your arrival, and drink. ~~Please don't steal any of ships, that would go over so so so poorly and I'd rather not have to deal with that~~

Fate favors us, but not Johnathan's kneecaps. See you soon~ (Not your ship, but a ship. I think there is a boat somewhere by Oak Island lingering around for some reason and we are claiming that one)

I would say the same regarding Edward's back. We'll be waiting. (Oh jolly good then, certainly not of our concern then. Enjoy your conveniently placed ship-)

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I am planning a masquerade ball soonish. Yes, this was previously planned, but after all of the..........incidents...............I decided a hold on it would be proper.

.............HUMANS ONLY OR

No, ghosts will be invited as well. However there will be a few rules in place to keep the Extreme chaos to a minimum.

CAN I MAKE A MEAT SUIT.

MEAT SUIT???? LMAO

WHAT ELSE DO I CALL A HUMAN DISGUISE????

It's going to be a costume party held by yours truly. Go nuts.

WAIT. YOU CAN MAKE A HUMAN DISGUISE?

10:23 PM

LIKE. FLESHY SKIN AND EVERYTHING?

FUCK YEAH i love vlads balls

THAT'S WEIRD.

JUDY.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I am planning a masquerade ball soonish. Yes, this was previously planned, but after all of the..........incidents.................

:O! Can I come and also can I have some money to buy a dress my allowance is $10 a week.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) THAT'S WEIRD.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME RESPONDING TO MY OWN POST.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) LIKE. FLESHY SKIN AND EVERYTHING?

UHHHH. NOT EXACTLY? I CAN USE NEOPRENE AND SPRAY PAINT IT THOUGH!

LAUGHING.

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) FUCK YEAH i love vlads balls

I don't get it :c

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) :O! Can I come and also can I have some money to buy a dress my allowance is $10 a week.

...Would you like to go on a shopping trip with Vincent and I?

Is there a requirement and a sort of dress code for this masquerade ball?

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ...Would you like to go on a shopping trip with Vincent and I?

:OOOO !!!!!! Yes :D also do you know where I can get a plauge doctor's mask ?

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) :OOOO !!!!!! Yes :D also do you know where I can get a plauge doctor's mask ?

I will also suggest buying that, because second hand ones are. Bad.

WELL I am glad I have been working on something for ma lumani. Though if we are going more costume... I may need to embellish this a bit more.

We are assuming I am going?

Do you not want to allow your partners the chance to oggle you?

Reply to: @GlowingBlooms (@Forestfairyunicorn) Is there a requirement and a sort of dress code for this masquerade ball?

I would prefer mildly fancy outfits although I know better than to expect that from everyone. Also I would enjoy it if my house was in one piece at the end of the night.

huh.

LMAO I WAS ABOUT TO BE LIKE "OH I'LL BRING SKULKER-" NO. I WON'T. THAT WOULD BE A STUPID IDEA. WHY WOULD I DO THAT. HE WOULD COMMIT A MURDER BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, I AM NOT BRINGING HIM. MY BRAIN IS JUST IMPULSIVE AND I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND TOO MUCH. <3

Admiral will probably attend, knowing him and how he is.

CAN YOU MAKE SURE THIS BALL HAPPENS ON A DATE THAT IS NOT JULY 13 THOUGH. I WOULD LIKE TO COME. I WANT AN EXCUSE TO DRESS UP.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I will also suggest buying that, because second hand ones are. Bad.

Okie dokkiiieeee !!!!!!! When do you wanna go to the store?? OuO

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) huh.

Well... we were talking about a date where we dress up. Think you can find a fire proof suit?

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) CAN YOU MAKE SURE THIS BALL HAPPENS ON A DATE THAT IS NOT JULY 13 THOUGH. I WOULD LIKE TO COME. I WANT AN EXCUSE TO DRESS UP.

Yes. I will give everyone ample time to prepare.

10:29 PM

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Admiral will probably attend, knowing him and how he is.

Hm.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Okie dokkiiieeee !!!!!!! When do you wanna go to the store?? OuO

Whenever is best for you.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Well... we were talking about a date where we dress up. Think you can find a fire proof suit?

I mgiht even go human for this

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Whenever is best for you.

How about tomorrow???

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Hm.

Look, he'll be on his best behavior, balls are a social event and not a time for conflict. Trust me on this one.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I mgiht even go human for this

I cannot promise humanity on my end...

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) How about tomorrow???

Very well, looking forward to it.

I'm going to bring a special date to accompany me. Hope you enjoy salad.

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Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Look, he'll be on his best behavior, balls are a social event and not a time for conflict. Trust me on this one.

I wonder if we can convince Stella to go... Will there be booze?

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Look, he'll be on his best behavior, balls are a social event and not a time for conflict. Trust me on this one.

Alright. But I really mean it when I say that I don't want my house destroyed.

10:31 PM

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I wonder if we can convince Stella to go... Will there be booze?

I will be need to be extremely drunk to deal with the small amount of invited humans.

A FANCY PARTY?? can i get an invite V-Dog.

Reply to: @PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) A FANCY PARTY?? can i get an invite V-Dog.

...Aren't you more...frathouse parties.

LMAO INTRODUCE THE HUMANS TO DEADGUY THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I will be need to be extremely drunk to deal with the small amount of invited humans.

Tell you what, we will bring extra booze just for you

I'm a man of many talents baby I love all kinds of parties

if ur gong guy then I'm gong. Navy cuck or not.

Hell yeah man ✋ high five

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) if ur gong guy then I'm gong. Navy cuck or not.

Oooh I think we found the way to get Stella to go, pirate boy

What- Oh mn im guna ned a nixe outfit thn.

Reply to: @PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I'm a man of many talents baby I love all kinds of parties

Alright. I'll be sending out invitations at a later date.

10:34 PM

But I wanted everyone here to be aware.

oh my god vlad please let me in please please pelase i have the FUNNIEST IDEA ON EARTH

This is going to be a disaster. I can't wait to see it backfire!! can i come.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) What- Oh mn im guna ned a nixe outfit thn.

You better dress nice, our Captain only deserves the very best.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) This is going to be a disaster. I can't wait to see it backfire!! can i come.

Rude. But fair.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You better dress nice, our Captain only deserves the very best.

noe ur makin me nurvus

10:35 PM

hey u navy bastrds, u got any clthes i can stel?

Uh, maybe?

10:36 PM

probably wouldn't be smart to come and steal from here though

god this is gonna be so much fun its been way too long since youve been properly smug and rich

Why not, they are the same size. I am sure your Cuck can spare a coat.

So a masquerade ball is like a Halloween party for grown-ups and without candy. /Jk

He'll notice and I'd rather not deal with that.

HM. MAYBE IF WE ARE TURNING DOWN THE CHAOS. I SHOULD STAY AWAY THEN. AT LEAST UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT. LMAOO I CAN GET NICKY TO TEXT ME WHEN THINGS GET WILD AND I CAN ZAP IN FOR THE FUN OF IT.

2 late im stelng frum ur ship ltr. Cant stop me.

I HAVE NO CLUE IF I SHALL GO OR NOT I JUMPED AT THE OPPORTUNITY BUT ALSO. I CAN BE JUST AS CHAOTIC AS SKULKER SOMETIMES. SO MAYBE BUSY HUMAN SOCIAL EVENT ISN'T A GOOD IDEA.

Reply to: @Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) So a masquerade ball is like a Halloween party for grown-ups and without candy. /Jk

Rest assured, there will be plenty of sweet things to eat.

A masquerade ball? Sounds cool!

Is there a limit as to how many people can come? If Dani's going, I could come too? If that's not an issue

I will behave myself vlad x I prommy

Hm. Well, if Dani is coming it's only fair to open it up to other children.... Although I will at least want you to not. Just go without permission.

That's fair. Thanks sir

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) 2 late im stelng frum ur ship ltr. Cant stop me.

This is amazing. I love the invention of the internet. Please steal, that will make the outfit extra special. I need to go dress shopping with out Captain. I can't trust the rest of my crew not to tell her to wear her "normal"

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Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) A masquerade ball? Sounds cool!

Well... if you want to go and Dan is going, guess I can go.

I should... see if Gerry would like to go.

backreading everything I AM SO THERE!!!! I’ve always wanted to go to a masquerade!!!!

[ Being bullied into it by his posh-ex high society bf ] Do i have to put a shirt on.

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Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Well... if you want to go and Dan is going, guess I can go.

I've never been to one before.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) This is amazing. I love the invention of the internet. Please steal, that will make the outfit extra special. I need to go dr...

Oh im so stelng it frum the cuck. Dunt u wory thre.

Well... I suppose we could try and keeping the Admiral distracted enough so he doesn't notice an outfit missing

Have you considered asking that lovely Kraken lass to help?

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) [ Being bullied into it by his posh-ex high society bf ] Do i have to put a shirt on.

Yes you have to put a shirt on.

10:50 PM

Unless you can find a costume that allows you to not wear a shirt.

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) I've never been to one before.

Neither have I really... never really had an opportunity for finery and the like. Any festivals that I went to with Laru were a bit less posh. But I suppose it would be a good experience for you.

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ])

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You and Mr. Worm will be invited if and only if you can behave yourself.

Oh, what a shame....

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You and Mr. Worm will be invited if and only if you can behave yourself.

thankuo dadtoo

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Unless you can find a costume that allows you to not wear a shirt.

What if i come as "shirtless pirate" will that do.

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) What if i come as "shirtless pirate" will that do.

No.

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) What if i come as "shirtless pirate" will that do.

cmon i think we can do better than just being a shirtless pirate, ben

I'm not a fancy guy

yeh im at lest guna wear a coat and u knuw me

okay but you can at least have fun for once in your life <3

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Neither have I really... never really had an opportunity for finery and the like. Any festivals that I went to with Laru were a...

I wouldn't wanna make you go. You seem very excited /sarcasm

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) FUCK YEAH i love vlads balls

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Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) I wouldn't wanna make you go. You seem very excited /sarcasm

Going to the beach is easy to dress up for, Samhain. There are no expectations there. I have to actually look presentable for this.

You'll be around people like Skulker, you'll be fine.

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Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Have you considered asking that lovely Kraken lass to help?

We'd rather not, and would like Admiral to at least be able to enjoy himself occasionally...

hope i can find something suitable to wear

You will :)

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You'll be around people like Skulker, you'll be fine.

Ah so the bar is at the ankles. Well good I can't disappoint anyone then

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) We'd rather not, and would like Admiral to at least be able to enjoy himself occasionally...

Oh so they don't get along that well. Is it because- [Convenient distraction]

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Ah so the bar is at the ankles. Well good I can't disappoint anyone then

rude

Give me a reason to be impressed.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Oh so they don't get along that well. Is it because- [Convenient distraction]

There's uh, bad blood, it's a long story....

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) There's uh, bad blood, it's a long story....

Sorry about that... huh... what if she shows up anyway? Think that will cause problems?

I will be kicking anyone who causes issues out.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Give me a reason to be impressed.

well vlad is probably talking about other skulker so i do not know but i know for myself i have to make my own clothes so of course they are simple i am bet other skulker he talk about is same way too is not exactly proportions people make clothes for

11:12 PM

not that i am coming to ball or anything

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Sorry about that... huh... what if she shows up anyway? Think that will cause problems?

No, I think they both know when it's time to behave, so don't fret there. Worst case we'll just get Admiral drunk and take him back to the ship, though I think he would be upset at the prospect of causing issues at such an important social event.

is not my kind of place :)

Hmm, I’m definitely going to need to start planning on a proper outfit or a costume First masquerade so I definitely need to make a good first impression

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) not that i am coming to ball or anything

Hm, fair enough I suppose. I get the clothes not made to be suited to the body. It can be a pain.

Just googled what a masquerade ball is, looks fun.

You should go, it would be a fantastic event to experience I feel.

Are you going to go with Sophie?

I suppose I would need to ask her, though I am not entirely sure, but also not opposed to such. It would certainly be better with her presence there.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Just googled what a masquerade ball is, looks fun.

Right? I can't wait!

If anyone needs or would like assistance with outfits, I may not be a tailor, but I do have a rather nice collection of applicable outfits that may be borrowed for the event.

Hm, I’ll think about it. I’ll be on my best behaviour of course haha

Go to it, even if you only are there for a little bit, it will be worthwhile, that I can assure to you. Here's this, if you go, then I will attend at least for a small bit of time, even if Sophie cannot or does not with to accompany me. Would that be fair?

Hm… Ok, sure.

Then such is settled, we can work together on arranging an outfit for you that you will be comfortable in yet will fit the theme and requirements set by the host.

Ok, uh, what is the theme?

He hasn't said yet, I am sure such will be divulged when formal invitations are sent and received.

Cool. ^^

Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) If anyone needs or would like assistance with outfits, I may not be a tailor, but I do have a rather nice collection of applicab...

On that note, if someone would like assistance with tailoring or modifications for any physical requirements, I am happy to offer my services. It gives me an excuse to indulge in sewing more. I missed it.

Another Vlad party to crash? Sign me up

You? All dressed up? Now that’s something I’d need to see haha! You gonna wear a feathery bow headdress or something?

Yeah I bet you do. I don't know- I might get Sam to help me figure something out? She has an eye for this kind of stuff.

You don’t think she’d act all ‘going to your arch nemesis’ ball is crazy’ on you?

I mean, I don't have to tell her who's party it is...

You gonna invite her?

Oh- uh. I didn't really consider bringing a plus one...I guess if she doesn't flip out about it being Vlad's party, she might be down.

Well if she has an eye for it I figured she’d be interested in going, even if it’s to keep you out of trouble, right?

LOL, yeah fair enough! I'll shoot her a text and see what she says

Cool, can’t wait to see what outfit she chooses too

I just hope it isnt too stuffy. its almost July.

Knowing how elaborate masquerades can be it's probably not going to be held during hot times of the year. Plus they're usually held in the evenings anyways so you should be fine

Also I am insanely rich and not going to allow the temperature inside rise above 65

You flexing on us with that? XD

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Yeah I bet you do. I don't know- I might get Sam to help me figure something out? She has an eye for this kind of stuff.

Your Vlad and Crimson are gonna take me out shopping later!! Also can I know what your outfit's gonna be in case I get scared and want to find you??

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Also I am insanely rich and not going to allow the temperature inside rise above 65

I think my fire core can handle that pretty well. Thanks for letting us know

I think a masquerade sounds wonderful.

It does! After all the insanity that's been going on we all need something fun to help unwind and have a great time at

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) I think my fire core can handle that pretty well. Thanks for letting us know

I am also a fire core, so rest assured.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I am also a fire core, so rest assured.

Finally, someone that understands! Again, thank you I really appreciate it

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Your Vlad and Crimson are gonna take me out shopping later!! Also can I know what your outfit's gonna be in case I get scared...

Yeah of course- uhh you sure you'll be okay shopping with Vlad, though?

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Yeah of course- uhh you sure you'll be okay shopping with Vlad, though?

It's your Vlad and Crimson's gonna be there so I should be okay. I'm just worried Vlad might start crying or something.

I might. I won't pretend to be that strong.

awhh cute

. Okay then

I can text you if I get uncomfortable or something and you can come get me. Does that sound good?

Sounds like a plan

Which one of you was it that gave Shania the computer.

DOES SHE LIKE IT? I KNEW IT WOULD BE A GOOD APOLOGY GIFT! NOW PEOPLE SHALL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME! I AM A GENIUS!

She's turned into a gamer. So, I hate you.

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Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) DOES SHE LIKE IT? I KNEW IT WOULD BE A GOOD APOLOGY GIFT! NOW PEOPLE SHALL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME! I AM A GENIUS!

Trust me that is not how it works.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) DOES SHE LIKE IT? I KNEW IT WOULD BE A GOOD APOLOGY GIFT! NOW PEOPLE SHALL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME! I AM A GENIUS!

uh...... you really missed what the fuck I was saying, didn't you?

2:15 PM

how are you more dense than a fucking brick?

I AM DOING MY BEST.

You can't see this but my head is on the counter, i can't with you

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) DOES SHE LIKE IT? I KNEW IT WOULD BE A GOOD APOLOGY GIFT! NOW PEOPLE SHALL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME! I AM A GENIUS!

It takes time. But.... it's not that easy.

[screenshot of shania's character] Look at this.

AMAZING!

o tht luks fun ngl

Reply to: @mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [screenshot of shania's character] Look at this.

Ngl, looks pretty. Reminds me of TRON

Hot. Also deeply concerning she is going to become a gamer hermit. I can see the bottles of mountain dew and bags of cheese puffs piling up as we speak.. what have you done.

I can't even see into the bar.... The mirror got covered up, I hate this.

glad we got her to join the gamer nation

WELL, I THOUGHT, SHANIA IS STUCK INSIDE HER BAR RIGHT? SO I GAVE HER THE COMPUTER WITH GOOD INTERNET SO THAT SHE CAN LOOK UP THINGS AND LEARN ABOUT ALL OVER THE WORLD!

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Hot. Also deeply concerning she is going to become a gamer hermit. I can see the bottles of mountain dew and bags of cheese puff...

I don't think her girlfriend would let that happen.

AND ALSO GOOGLE MAPS STREETVIEW SO SHE CAN SEE THE HUMAN REALM FROM A PERSON'S PERSPECTIVE!

Technus, that's not how you fucking apologize dude, if anything that's kinda, uh, manipulative....

Yes, well, I'm going to do as much as I can to make sure she doesn't get obsessive over this. It's cute, though.

WORDS WERE NOT ENOUGH SO I GAVE A GIFT

2:20 PM

I KNOW IT WILL TAKE TIME AND PEOPLE WILL NOT FORGIVE ME IMMEDIATELY

2:20 PM

THE GIFT IS JUST WHAT I AM DOING FOR NOW. AS A START.

I think there are books and information on how to apologize. Also, gift giving isn't an automatic apology. But....you are trying.

2:21 PM

Watch Sesame Street as a start

It baffled me at first but surprisingly people care more about genuine actions than money and gifts. Insanity i know.

Actions speak louder than words.

I CANNOT DO GENUINE ACTIONS SINCE I AM BANNED FROM THE BAR.

@ELECTROTEK_SURPRISE https://youtu.be/V01InRBsjp0?si=_DvpeUbuji9_cYla

Eddie Kyte

Sesame Street - The Slow Apology

2:23 PM

https://youtu.be/Gl3e-OUnavQ?si=RlseJceLPTPv88uD

Sesame Street

Sesame Street: Robin Williams: Conflict

we're all banned from the bar

someone get me a fucking laptop-

Reply to: @ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) someone get me a fucking laptop-

Sure. I'll use my Vlad's card to get you one. Anything specific you want on it?

THE LAPTOP IS LESS OF A WHOLE APOLOGY AND MORE OF A PEACE OFFERING OKAY?

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Sure. I'll use my Vlad's card to get you one. Anything specific you want on it?

Just good enough to run the best graphics in that game, and the largest harddrive, you're the best.

Reply to: @ChaoticCoffeeCat (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Just good enough to run the best graphics in that game, and the largest harddrive, you're the best.

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Why are we sending video clips of muppets teaching about colors and shit?

You ought to put some respect on elmos name bon

that looks like a fun video game

Judy, do not be tempted.

am i gonna have to teach grandmas how to play doomed after this trip with the kids

i know how to play video games crim

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Speaking of, have fun! Thanks for looking after them.

Maybe I should get Samhain a gaming computer... once I figure out where to put it.

To play Doomed?

Mhm

Oh! That might be fun.

I... wouldn't mind picking it back up again.

oh shit, doomed?

[screenie of shanias avatar going nuts] isnt she cute

I have... not played a video game in ages. Not for the computer at least. I have a relic. A Gamecube.

So I would actually need a computer too... I... suppose Samhain and I could go to one of the gaming cafe's first and try out Doomed there until we get a place with space for a computer...

(DOOMED screenshot of him and Cunty Tech's avatars. Brainiac is sitting on the spider abdomen of C. Tech's avatar, and has his head resting on C. Tech's shoulder and arms around his waist.) GUESS WHO GOT OUT OF LEVEL 0? ME!

Huh, good job.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I have... not played a video game in ages. Not for the computer at least. I have a relic. A Gamecube.

So I would actually ne...

Ah, hell yeah!

Heh, excited huh kiddo?

You're starting to sound like Dan. But of course I'm excited.

What about that sounded like Dan?

I could feel the smugness through the words. >P

. . . I wasn't being smug? Let's see if any of those game cafes are open.

:D

someone get me a vlad credit card and I'll make a section of the cafe for gaming

6:16 PM

ya'll can host lan parties

HERE YOU GO! [A picture of his Vlad's credit card details]

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Hang on, writing that down /jk

6:26 PM

You steal that one from Dani's Vlad?

NO, THAT IS MY VLADS CREDIT CARD

Ah. Do we like your Vlad or does he just have too much money to care?

BOTH!

6:42 PM

MY VLAD IS THE (VERY GOOD)FATHER OF THIS LITTLE GEM [Under the caption is a picture of Ellie!]

Aaaaaaah. And good that he is a good dad. That is a cute little kiddo.

Shania is having trouble with level 2.

She's still at it? She needs to take a break.

I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO GET THROUGH THAT WITHOUT BEING AN ELECTRIC CORE

im gonna get it

7:56 PM

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO GET THROUGH THAT WITHOUT BEING AN ELECTRIC CORE

Im mad at you still but i wanna talk sometime i dont like leaving things off poorly

YEAH. EVENTUALLY

7:56 PM

I AM SORRY FOR GETTING SO MAD AT YOU AND THREATENING YOU.

Im sorry for being a cow i didnt realize he was hurt so bad. usually guns arent a big deal

I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS HURT SO BAD AT FIRST EITHER I WAS JUST PANICKING BECAUSE. YKNOW. GUNTHER SHOT THE WRONG BOYFRIEND.

I... died in the tutorial level.

Yes you did.

You gotta jump girl! youll get it

you WHAT

I tried! I think I pushed the wrong button. This is a far cry from Animal Crossing.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS HURT SO BAD AT FIRST EITHER I WAS JUST PANICKING BECAUSE. YKNOW. GUNTHER SHOT THE WRONG BOYFRIEND.

I think he's going to take it out on both of em because they were both there when he got cored. Heck Nic thinks he's the one who's been after him for a while, I guess he isnt thinking straight.

I AM USED TO SKULKER GETTING HURT BECAUSE OF HIS DUMB DECISIONS. THAT IS NORMAL AND FINE.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) you WHAT

I fell off the map...

I jumped to defend him cuz ive know him for years and years and years and he's always been a gentle soul. He's been really good to all of us, and then one of you made out like i was only seeing one side of him, like he'd always secretly been like this. It just aint the case

WE SHOULD TALK IN PERSON. SOMETIME.

8:02 PM

I LOVE THE INTERNET BUT MAYBE DISCUSSING THIS IN PERSON IS A BETTER IDEA

I woulda thought youd prefer the techno-internet chit chat. Im not up for company yet. I dunno

A DIRECT MESSAGE THEN.

8:03 PM

HANG ON.

capnport started a thread. 6/30/2024 8:04 PM

[original post] I AM NEVER GOING TO PLAY DOOMED AGAIN. I TRIED TO PLAY IT THE OTHER DAY BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD BE NORMAL ABOUT IT. I GOT HALFWAY THROUGH LEVEL 4.

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What is in Level 4?

WHAT IS IN LEVEL 4 IS IRRELEVANT THAT WAS NOT THE PROBLEM THE PROBLEM IS LEVEL 0

Oh?

FUCK LEVEL 0

FUCKKKK LEVEL 0

6:56 PM

HOW LONG DID YOU SPEND IN THERE. APPARENTLY NICO ONLY SPENT LIKE A WEEK IN THERE.

I HAVE. ZERO CLUE.

I SPENT LAST YEAR'S DEATH DAY IN THERE

GREAT TIMES <--- THAT IS SARCASM

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MY MEMORY OF THE WHOLE EVENT IS HAZY- PROBABLY DUE TO THE TRAUMATIC NATURE OF IT

6:59 PM

OH SHIT- THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) MY MEMORY OF THE WHOLE EVENT IS HAZY- PROBABLY DUE TO THE TRAUMATIC NATURE OF IT

YEAH

7:00 PM

THERE WAS ZERO SENSE OF TIME IN THERE

7:01 PM

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) OH SHIT- THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE

[A link to a post on an online DOOMED forum complaining about all of the game's servers crashing. It's dated to July 2005.]

OUGH. I AM SO SORRY YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT-

ANYWAYS I AM FINE. TOTALLY FINE. EVEN THOUGH JUNE TO NOVEMBER OF LAST YEAR WAS SPENT IN A BLACK VOID. I AM NORMAL AND FINE.

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BRAINY...

I AM FINE AND NORMAL AND I CAN PROBABLY PLAY DOOMED AGAIN WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS

Technus that sounds AWFUL and I am so sorry you went through that D:

YEAH THANK YOUR BROTHER FOR THAT

AND HIS FRIENDS

7:10 PM

I AM FINE AND NORMAL AND I CAN PLAY DOOMED AND I WILL PROVE THAT BY DOING IT RIGHT NOW

7:10 PM

AND I WILL NOT HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN THIS TIME

Do you mean Daniel?

FUCK

7:11 PM

YES I MEAN DANIEL

7:11 PM

I FORGOR

I guess, at least genetically speaking, he'd be my twin brother but I don't really consider him family considering he understandably detests my father. (edited)

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I AM FINE AND NORMAL AND I CAN PLAY DOOMED AND I WILL PROVE THAT BY DOING IT RIGHT NOW

BRAINY- DO NOT FORCE YOURSELF TO PLAY DOOMED IF YOU ARE NOT READY...

I AM READY

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I guess, at least genetically speaking, he'd be my twin brother but I don't really consider him family considering he understand...

So cruel to me

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) So cruel to me

To be fair you did give him fairly good reason to not like you much. And I doubt he's thrilled about my existance all things considered.

[Selfie in Level 5.] AS YOU CAN SEE I CAN PLAY DOOMED WITH NO ISSUES AND I AM NOT HAVING ANY BREAKDOWNS

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I guess, at least genetically speaking, he'd be my twin brother but I don't really consider him family considering he understand...

.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) .

Is something the matter?? :O

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [Selfie in Level 5.] AS YOU CAN SEE I CAN PLAY DOOMED WITH NO ISSUES AND I AM NOT HAVING ANY BREAKDOWNS

IF YOU INSIST..

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Is something the matter?? :O

Just... thinking about family is all. Had a little sister.

7:19 PM

[Is lying for the record, just she knows how much Dani adores Danny and his family]

...yeah I'm not coming back to Whisprr today. Hope you have a nice day, Dani.

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Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Just... thinking about family is all. Had a little sister.

Ah. I'm sorry to hear she's no longer with you. I bet you were a wonderful older sister.

SHOUTOUT TO @Bloody-Ghost-40 FOR THE NUNYA JOKE. HILARIOUS.

I'm sorry, Phantom... And thank you Dani. I did my best to raise her. She was basically more like a daughter to me than a little sister by that point. She didn't get a chance to meet our parents.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I'm sorry, Phantom... And thank you Dani. I did my best to raise her. She was basically more like a daughter to me than a littl...

D: That's so sad to hear. I don't know where I'd be without my father :"C. The thought of not having him's a little scary.

It can be really scary... but I am sure you will always have a dad there for you now. You have a lot of folks who care about you, and that is pretty damn awesome.

Yeah C: I'm glad I have such a great dad and so many lovely friends.

[original post] [A selfie of himself leaning on the jukebox at the Boneyard.] I TECHNUS MASTER OF MACHINERY AM A GENOUS WHO CAN FIX THINGS OTHER PEOPLE CANT

10:16 PM

BOW TO ME >:)

Genous

SHUT UP

'Bout time the jukey got fixed. now we can have a proper party here! Such a shame Shania can't leave her lair to come join the fun. Ah well.

FOR THE RECOED I DINT DO SHIT TO SPITE ANYONE. TECHNOLOGY IS JUST KINDA MY THING. ANF FICING IT *FIXING IT

10:18 PM

IGNORE MY TYPOS

Nah you're fine, i'm just being cheeky

10:20 PM

Speaking of, whats this video game you blokes been talking about? Doomy Gloomy?

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FUCKKKK DOOMED

10:20 PM

DONT FUCKING PLAY IT

10:20 PM

WORST MISTAKE OF MY AFTERLIFE

Someone come get their green nan from my bar- I gave him the gut puncher in a cup and he's been running his mouth like a motor for hours. I am not charmed by him in any way shape or form. Not even a little

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YOU LOVE HAVING A GRANDPA BONNIE BON BON BON

Take him back please- I don't have beds suitable for his decaying bones.

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capnport started a thread. 7/1/2024 11:43 PM

[[ Original Post ]] How do I throw a toddler esque tantrum without being completely annoying, breaking things, or otherwise being counter productive. I feel like I need to throw a fit but I don't know how to do that since I was never an actual child and I don't want to do something stupid.

I have an entire room dedicated to kids who wanna just go apeshit and destroy things

.....on my fucking way.

[coords]

I was about to say I need an adult version and was reminded that is just a bar fight.

12:31 PM

Or challenging 7 ft of ghost to a fight.

hey, adults can come too! i just gotta adjust the ceiling height

Aww you made me feel tall.

i can strt a bar fght if u want 1. Just not at shanias.

Fuck it, why not! You and I were supposed to go over combination of dancing and fighting anyway, yeah?

Yeah! We wre! Ive jst ben vry busy latly so tgats my bad

Nah, I have been busy too. After the Wulf incident at Boneyard I got trapped in medical recovery. Shit happens.

Treat him gently, Librarian! We still need to meet the fishy heartstopper

hell only get hotter a little roughed up

HAH. I suppose our Captain does like someone who can rock the roughed up look. But we need to rough him up too and it's no fair if he is tired.

luk ill fight all of u. Just get in a line so i knu whose nxt

Fantastic, I'll tell the boys to come get you~ We can be a bit gentler with the Librarian of course. Wouldn't want to hurt those page turning hands too much.

HAH

HA

1:43 PM

I'll come over to clean up after Sei

That confident in them, hm?

oh yeah

Well that makes it more interesting~ Tell you what, I heard there is a nice bar that enjoys some rough housing. If you aren't too delicate and are willing to bet on it, I'd say winner buys drinks?

1:53 PM

Fighting?

Mhm, we need to meet someone very dear to our Captain's heart. And it seems it will be a group event. Boneyard is the location I was thinking of.

would love watch fight if was not busy take care of datemate

1:55 PM

hm perhaps we go together would be safe with allies

will there be booze

Plenty.

sick im in WOOHOO

Oh this will be delightful

ill b thre

Oh good, else I would have had the boys come pick you up!

wait wut? Culd they hve evn found me tbh?

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) [[ Original Post ]] How do I throw a toddler esque tantrum without being completely annoying, breaking things, or otherwise bein...

You're always welcome at the Keep. I can always call up some of the skeleton troops in the fighting/training field.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) You're always welcome at the Keep. I can always call up some of the skeleton troops in the fighting/training field.

If I don't feel better after I'm through with Captain Keel's smashy room thing I might take you up on that.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I'll come over to clean up after Sei

Everytime she gets into a bar fight, I freak out a little

I haven't even been in a real fight, Samhain...

That helps...

4:40 PM

Weren't you in a fight like... a few weeks ago when Wulf freaked out?

That doesn't count to me really.

4:40 PM

I will be fine. This sort of fight I know what I am getting into.

4:45 PM

And there is a doctor apparently.

Then kick some ass!

I didn't know they made Librarians like that. I'm going to have to start reading more books.

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[[ Original Post ]] @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) I know I'm not allowed to have alchohol but would it be okay if I came over and was given a shot glass full of coca cola or something? I think gazing at it dejectedly before shooting it back like a noir detective and saying something like, "war never changes" might provide me some emotional catharsis during these trying times.

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6:14 PM

Actually nevermind that sounds really stupid after I wrote it out.

nOt stuodj. i din thaT

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Does it help at all?

Eh sOme fines,

6:17 PM

Times

Theres a couple of loons about, but if you wanna swing by i'll make sure they don't gobble you up for supper, little joey.

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One of em's Skulker right? The really loony one?

6:20 PM

Reply to: @POINDEXTER724 (@capnport) Eh sOme fines,

...Okay I might try it.

Keep's available if you want some quality brooding vibes.

Okay yeah I'm still frustrated with Loony Skulker. Is it alright if I visit you Phantom? I wanna apologize for what I said yesterday.

What you said? Yeah, you're welcome to visit.

When I said I didn't see Danny as family. At the time I didn't realize why that would've upset you but..

6:46 PM

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.

Ah. I... figured you meant more your Danny. I was upset by a... combination of things. None of which were really your fault.

At least we don't have to struggle alone.

[extended typing] True

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[[Original Post]] It just hit me how fucked up it is that I, somehow, know how to play the hurdy gurdy now o_o

11:24 PM

I had litterally never even touched a hurdy gurdy pre wish.

11:28 PM

Cur nunc Latinum novi? CUR NUNC LATINUM NOVI ?!?!?!?!?!??!?! ToT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ original post ] I'm not paid enough for this. I'm not even paid.

oh god what happened this time

I think it'll break Whisprr Tos. Me and Wulf are looking for that kid still and now we're in the worlds dodgiest human-prison. There's ghosts here too?? And a LOT of like, human organs? It's like a bad haunted house. I'm probably going to be sick about it later but right now I'm running on two hours of sleep and spite so the panic attack can wait.

WHAT THE FUCK

.

1:04 PM

WHAT THE FUCK?

What.

I don't fucking know guys, genuinely. Tucker called the cops but

are you sure this is a human prison on earth? it sounds like a bad horror movie

I think you may need an adult to take over.

Daniel get out of there this instant. What the hell are you thinking boy??

Relax fruitloop. Wulfs here, nothing bads going to happen to me. I'm a hero, this is kind of my job remember??

You're sixteen.

. . .

I agree. You're sixteen and do not need to be dealing with this.

ayo??? what the fuck

Danny, I mean this with complete affection: What the fuck.

that's NEVER stopped either of you?? Hypocrites lmao

Listen me, I get wanting to help too- but even I would just quit after that. Fuck all of that

Is it GIW related??

YEAH. OY GEVALT.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) that's NEVER stopped either of you?? Hypocrites lmao

im fixed now. do you need me to nuke the plce

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Well I'm already here, and there's a kid that's probably going to get.. their organs harvested. Or something. And i'll feel really bad about it.

Well! There's nothing you can really do about it- RIP that kid, hopefully the cops shut them down so they don't hurt anybody else

DO YOU WANT MY HELP.

literally you have like fifteen people on here at LEAST who would. help?

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) im fixed now. do you need me to nuke the plce

If I don't come back in like, two hours? Yeah. Make sure you get me and wulf out first though I don't want to be nuked. I get nuked enough at home thanks to you know who. I mean if you guys WANT to come and help then sure, I don't want to get you guys involved if i can handle it myself.

I swear to fucking god if this is the consequences of my actions I will flip my lid.

have you been running an organ harvesting ring wtf do you mean

Yes Crimson. I. Technus. Have been running a perfectly legal organ harvesting operation under a prison. No obviously not!!!!!

Do you realize how much can happen in two hours.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) If I don't come back in like, two hours? Yeah. Make sure you get me and wulf out first though I don't want to be nuked. I get n...

you are out of your fucking mind im going to come over right now

1:12 PM

whats your FUCKING location twink

ORGAN HARVESTING PRISON BULLSHIT IS NOT YOUR FAULT NICO

I'm being generous, I can stall for two hours!

I killed those rich white people and they came back as big birds and then suddenly the child is in prison. Connect the dots people.

Dan, please be careful. If you somehow get your... ectoplasm harvested and you come back in a bucket, I will be very annoyed.

.

connecting the dots is making me feel like im having an aneurysm

What the fuck is going on. The multiverse was a mistake.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I'm being generous, I can stall for two hours!

come the fuck on man i know you and wulf are pretty powerful but resisting help is stupid

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) whats your FUCKING location twink

HERE IS HIS LOCATION: [Insert location]

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THANKS. ON MY WAY.

YOU ARE WELCOME!

Yeah I know, I just heard how the GiW raid went and i don't want you fucking FREEZING my wounds.

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WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE AROUND THE PRISON? DONT JUST NUKE IT?

I AM PRETTY SURE SKITTLES JR SAID A FEW TIMES THAT THEIR FOSTER PARENTS WERE GOING TO THROW THEM INTO JAIL AS SOON AS THEY HIT 18

NUKE THE FUCKING PRISON

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE AROUND THE PRISON? DONT JUST NUKE IT?

im not going to nuke it i was being dramatic

I'm currently IN HERE DONT NUKE THE PRISON??

SO THIS IS JUST THE FUCKERS SPEEDING UP THE PROCESS

Phew

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) NUKE THE FUCKING PRISON

not YET man i gotta make sure im RESPONSIBLE

sorry dan youre insane enough for me to take your word for it

Jesus christ?

oh hey based poise what's up

Hey honeybun not much x whats up with you

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) not YET man i gotta make sure im RESPONSIBLE

I CAN AND WILL SUPPLY YOU SOME NUKES WHEN YOU GIVE UP ON BEING RESPONSIBLE :)

Reply to: @Dead_Gorgeous (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Hey honeybun not much x whats up with you

I feel like a snowball in hell

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) I CAN AND WILL SUPPLY YOU SOME NUKES WHEN YOU GIVE UP ON BEING RESPONSIBLE :)

based.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) I feel like a snowball in hell

I hear hell has a lot of melted ice. Do you want to talk about it.

…Why did I turn my phone back on to this?

the organ harvesting stuff just stresses me out. danny get your ass out of there

Yeah I agree wtf

what the fuck

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like that's serial killer shit. not even state owned prisons are that bad

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1:20 PM

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) what the fuck

THATS WHAT IM SAYING LIKE-

…Yikes

GHOST CHILD. DO NOT TRADE YOUR LIFE FOR ANOTHER'S.

Why is Technus speaking sense

guess that big brain of his isnt just for aesthetics

Alright fine, I won't be all self-sacrificial. I'll let the big boys handle it.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) guess that big brain of his isnt just for aesthetics

HELL YEAH.

lets just go to chuck e cheese or something

thank fuck. im on my way as i type this btw. is there an actual ghost shield or something i should be worried about or do you think i could shred it with a Wail

Let the police handle this, it feels like a human crime for human people to deal with

Tucker took it down so they probably know something's up. Cams are down outside too. Wulf laughed at me.

1:23 PM

I am a human but i'm also still in school and not ready to donate my liver so

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Let the police handle this, it feels like a human crime for human people to deal with

yeha but theres ghosts in there too.

why do they have ghosts in a human prison

Yeah they're missing limbs. So I guess there's some experimentation shit going on? Dude I don't know. They have blood blossom shit too I'm pretty sure, and god knows what else.

Sounds like a mishmash of the shit we have been subjected to before. We did it once, we can do it again.

cool cool cool

...Hm. Should I also go?

I am tempted just so I can put those birds in the fucking ground once and for all. I am so tired.

i mean you are a prison warden, you can yell at them about how the shit they're doing is inhumane even for prison standards

I also am immune to blood blossoms.

Somehow I dont think theyre going to listen to a lecture on prison guidlines.

YES BUT IT MIGHT CATCH THEM OFF GUARD.

fuck you got me there- ohh distraction, this is how we can still win

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) I CAN AND WILL SUPPLY YOU SOME NUKES WHEN YOU GIVE UP ON BEING RESPONSIBLE :)

Not literal ones I hope...

UHHHH

1:29 PM

YEAH. SURE. NOT LITERAL ONES.

Distractions are always good.

WE ARE NOT NUKING ANYTHING. i still dont know how far the prison is from everything else and i rather not fuck up the environment for decades

I DO NOT KNOW IF I CAN HELP MUCH. I CANNOT PUT MYSELF INTO TOO MUCH DANGER BECAUSE I HAVE MY OWN FAMILY TO WORRY ABOUT. BUT IF YOU NEED A DISTRACTION I AM THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THAT.

Where is poise and his distracting legs when you need him

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You drive me insane.

look im plenty distracting with my own body itll be fine

YEAH- I CAN NOT HELP MUCH BECAUSE I AM ON HOUSE ARREST (AND CURRENTLY TEACHING SKULKER HOW TO WALTZ) BUT I CAN AND WILL SUPPLY WEAPONS

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) WE ARE NOT NUKING ANYTHING. i still dont know how far the prison is from everything else and i rather not fuck up the environm...

As someone who saw that damage first hand, I agree lets not fuck everything up. Wind currents will spread it

1:31 PM

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) look im plenty distracting with my own body itll be fine

You are distracting, just don't die.

…ghosts in a human prison???

1:35 PM

Ok???

this is why I drink

Yeah man I don't get it either. I guess it's not a prison? Maybe it's like a facility.. I guess they're doing weird stuff with ghosts and humans.

What is wrong with people. Just behave.

SAYS YOU?? You're right though why can't these people just knock it off.

...These are Red's foster parents who made this prison, correct? The insane ones?

if this is connected to the fowlers like technus implied...arent they like. dead? who's actually running the operation when you die your stuff is either given to recipients on a will or sold to the state- unless they have other people under them

Crimson they are birds i do not know what else to tell you. I was shooting a man in the face and then Big Bird burst out of the house.

i hate this? I hate everything? if I actually commit to a proper villain arc shit like this is why

I'm getting you Buttercup

I think going on a murderous warpath to kill people like that isn't a villain arc. I think that is an anti-hero arc.

Crimson I will join you sweetie

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I think it'll break Whisprr Tos. Me and Wulf are looking for that kid still and now we're in the worlds dodgiest human-prison. T...

Hey Danny. What the actual FUCK????

Hey Dani! Yeah I don't know either. Don't worry Dan's going to take over so it's all good

Good. Get the absolute FUCK out of there. I would be devastated if you got yoir organs harvested.

backreading everything ....What...the actual.... No... I'm not dealing with this nonsense today... You all go ahead and deal with it as such

Danny are you gonna be okay??? :CCC

2:55 PM

I'd be freaked out of my mind if I saw that

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) backreading everything ....What...the actual.... No... I'm not dealing with this nonsense today... You all go ahead and deal ...

Sometimes... it is a good thing I cannot do what I want to people.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Sometimes... it is a good thing I cannot do what I want to people.

Right?

I'm fine Dani Wulfs here

If stuff goes south he can just portal us out.

Danny oh my god you're gonna make me cry.

Don't worry Dani!! Don't cry!! I'm getting out as soon as I can

If you get hurt I will never forgive you. Also I'll call you an idiot but I'll be crying at the same time.

Don't worry Dani. Daniel is a sensible young man with a brain. Sometimes.

And i took offense to that.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Don't worry Dani. Daniel is a sensible young man with a brain. Sometimes.

Do you think he's being a sensible young man with a brain now ????????? I'm not sure and it's worrying me :C

If he knows whats good for him he'll get from there as soon as possible. Or he'll have me and Lucy AND you to answer to. Not to mention Jazmine.

[ ~~As soon as forest replies Dannys gonna BOLT dw dw.~~ ]

[Original Post] ANCIENTS HELP ME HE HAS ADOPTED A WISP- [Under the caption is a picture of Skulker patting a pink will-o'-wisp]

i have not adopted it it is a powerful beast and it will guard from harm

YOU GAVE IT A NAME,,

how am i supposed to train it to kill if it doesnt know when i am talking to it

YOU DO NOT NEED TO NAME IT TO TRAIN IT TO UNDERSTAND ORDERS,,

you are just jealous because killer likes me better than you

LMAO??

[[ Original Post ]] The past sucks how am I supposed to send annoying fandom bloggers shit like "Johnlock'll never happen" now !!!!! FML

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RIP. I'll pretend to be a fandom blogger for you.

If you respond with a single supernatural gif I'll go insane.

Awwwww but it would be so much fun.

If you waaaaant I guess. I swear the only thing they like that'a half decent is Doctor who.

Doctor Who is mostly good!

7:39 PM

Fascinating conversation children. Are these "tv shows"?

There, your obligatory gif. I am not a child, but yep they are TV shows.

Regretfully so. I swear those annoying Children are always ruining my aesthetic posts by reblogging them and adding like five dozen gifs of those guys.

Apologies. Interesting.

7:43 PM

Are any of them good? I've heard so much about them but I still only have access to a scant few places.

No. I mean a bit of doctor who's pretty good I guess.

7:44 PM

and i like twin peaks i guess but no one wants to talk about twin peaks !!!!!

No no no, let the ex-tyrant watch Supernatural. It will be educational.

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Hm.

I think it'd make him more fucked up actually.

It's the queer baiting, it always sends people onto their villain arc. S I G H

"Queer Baiting"? Why would you need to bait homosexuals.

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Because if you don't, they'll cluster in their favored habitats and other ecosystems will fail to flourish.

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TO CATCH THEM

Seriously, though, the living world's got a bit of a fuss over who loves who, so the people making tv shows like to leave little breadcrumbs to pull in certain audiences, but not make anything too explicitly canon and risk losing other audiences.

....Hmm. I see.

7:48 PM

Very strange.

logging in was a mistake-

Thanks Gerry. You know Twin Peaks has a respected, competent Trans woman character and that came out in the fucking 90's. BUT NOOO EVERYONE ON TUMBLR'S OBSESSED WITH FUCKING SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!!!

THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE ON TUMBLR OBSESSED WITH TWIN PEAKS TOO. THEYRE JUST OLDER THAN 5

My life is hell.

Perhaps I can convince my captor that I need some more entertainment.

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) Because if you don't, they'll cluster in their favored habitats and other ecosystems will fail to flourish.

This is going to be my reason for socializing with normal people.

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) This is going to be my reason for socializing with normal people.

That's how Karens grow. They don't have enough interaction with queer people, and so their suburban ecosystems become stunted.

So my goal in life is to terrorize all of the Karens. Especially outside of pride month!

It's for their own good.

Sweet, I always wondered what I would do when I grew up.

Kid's home. Not going to explain what happened. So glad they're safe. (edited)

hey if anyone needs me im gonna go pass out at the clocktower. i dont wanna bother samhain rn lol

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) hey if anyone needs me im gonna go pass out at the clocktower. i dont wanna bother samhain rn lol

You alright?

physically yeah of course

Emotionally??????

the jurys out

Shit. Take care of yourself.

damn you good, dan? i know you already said so but...you know we're here for you man

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) damn you good, dan? i know you already said so but...you know we're here for you man

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Starlight?

[slightly shaky but otherwise pretty sick video of him blowing a building up]

Well... that definitely gets rid of the problem.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Starlight?

heeey snowflake

fucking hell dan

Well. Nice.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [slightly shaky but otherwise pretty sick video of him blowing a building up]

Nice.

before anyone asks i did double check that there werent any civvies or innocent people in there. who were like. still sentient.

I am afraid to ask what exactly you found, so great job blowing it up. Are you going to be alright?

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) before anyone asks i did double check that there werent any civvies or innocent people in there. who were like. still sentient.

Wait what do you mean by, "still sentient"?

you dont want to know

I am assuming more experimentation bullshit.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I am afraid to ask what exactly you found, so great job blowing it up. Are you going to be alright?

...you wanna come over?

Of course, I need to make sure you are alright.

cool. uhhhhh lets see-

9:27 PM

[coords] this should be the right clocktower

I am sure someone will turn me around and point me towards you if I end up at the wrong one.

lol

Or I find one with an easily punchable face and then find you!

[[ xXMystical_MyceliumXx sent a dm to @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ]]

my life is a FUCKING nightmare

wha happen

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) my life is a FUCKING nightmare

D: Are you okay Dan?????

Ah so dating me is a nightmare, hm? Then. Get. Haunted.

theres TWO of them

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) theres TWO of them

Two of who? :O

We are flustering Dan and he is very cute.

Oh! Okay that makes sense.

Awww, poor Dan Heh.

watch it inferno

6:49 PM

this is YOUR future

... is it?

legally im being told to say "no comment"

:squint:

If he means that we will be sitting on the floor while I am making you blush with puns, I am sure you will survive it.

Well, that doesn't sound all bad.

Fantastic, then I will have to think of some good ones the next time we hang out.

its _all bad

Well now you hurt my feelings.

COME N

Hah

Guess you have to kiss and make it better~

>:) costumes got

I can't tell if you guys are cute or gross

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) >:) costumes got

:O!!!! I bet your outfit's going to be beautiful !!!!!!

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) >:) costumes got

sweet! im uh- still figuring out mine. vlad can't decide on a theme...ill just go full vampire if he doesnt get it together

I got invited to dress up with the other snobs.

ME AND MY DATE HAVE OUR OUTFITS ALREADY!

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) I got invited to dress up with the other snobs.

:D!!!! I can't wait to see you there!!! I already got my outfit ready and I'm gonna be soooo pretty!!!

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) :O!!!! I bet your outfit's going to be beautiful !!!!!!

its really lovely, im SO hype

I still need to figure out mine DX I have a theme in mind but trying to get the most unique look for it is eluding me

[original post] the second i walked in here and saw the face of god smirking at me with his dark-chocolate and hazelnut mocha i should have known it was going to be a bad time

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you LIVE like this?

every day man

I Think You Should Get Gud, Crimson.

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no you??? also who the hell are you

You Know Us! You Love Us!

3:23 PM

you mildly tolerate us.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) [original post] the second i walked in here and saw the face of god smirking at me with his dark-chocolate and hazelnut mocha i ...

Which god is it?

clockwork, yknow the time guy

Actually A Cafe Huh. Approaching Your Location Old Man. See If You Recognize Us Then

okay?? im scared??

Reply to: @theatricalTwosome (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Actually A Cafe Huh. Approaching Your Location Old Man. See If You Recognize Us Then

THIS YOU?

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) THIS YOU?

closer than you would think

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) clockwork, yknow the time guy

Oh... yeah that describes him accurately

How fun is your performance? Admiral still hasn't returned and we're getting bored.

EXTREMELY FUN

You may have a ship of sailors that would like to watch. The rest of the lads are agreeing.

Ah yeah our Captain said she didn't see him. Sorry.

oh! that could be interesting...

Oh that's not good... It's been way too long...

bitch boy is missing? throw a party-

Eeeeeh they are kinda tied to him

TRUE

It's not a good thing when he's gone too long, like this... A day or two is fine but...

wheres the last time you saw him huh

When he was being dragged away in front of that tavern

He's usually really good about getting away from her relatively quick so we're wondering if something else happened...

......feels like you need a tracker.

A what now?

you know, a ghost whos really good at finding people. and then getting them out.

3:55 PM

.......

we do have bullets-

AND theyre squishy fishies so maybe they wouldnt get 1 hit kod by the hot kraken

Never refer to me as a "squishy fishy" ever again

squishy bitchy then

ugh

I'm gonna get you Keel

We haven't considered that before. It hasn't been an issue. Generally his interactions with the Kraken are fairly routine.

if you need someone who can probably find him and deal with whatevers going on i guess its fair that we might be considered. but also, uh, like

DO YOU THINK SHE MAY HAVE GOTTEN PISSED HE CORED SOMEONE ELSE?

a literal kraken?

Scared of a Kraken huh

4:11 PM

poussey

british

We just know her as Kraken, she's been around bout as long as we've been dead, haunting us n the Admiral as long as we know. And maybe? I don't think anyone would be surprised

WHEN I SAW THEM LAST, THE KRAKEN WAS YELLING AT ME TO KEEP MY BOYFRIEND AWAY FROM HER "PREY." (edited)

hm

pusillanimous swine. anyway yeah i'm down, i'm unemployed right now so

why are you talking like that wussy bullet

4:15 PM

or is that beau :3

I'm picking things up that i cant put back down.

lol. lmao.

4:18 PM

im also up for it because it sounds more interesting than working again

Hmmmm. There's mixed feelings on sending a bunch of you to her lair. Probably not a good idea. Though looking in areas around there may be good.

4:23 PM

Maybe he just hasn't been able to make it back to the ship.

look im just saying that if i go i dont have to worry about a small child following me because its cool

don't you literally have a kid now. suffer.

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>:) venay follows the rules better than youngblood

Dont pit our kids against eachother?? ill get you

LMAO

she follows the rules better because her daddy is the rules man. what do u expect

you look me in the eye and tell me beau isn't a rules bird

hes bossy but i dont see a big fat purple book on the table so

yet

5:02 PM

also you think the rule book is purple? Like you?

FUCK OFF it is purple. I'm going to smack you with it

okay bud

where are you rn

Around.

Motherfucker be serious for one minute

im always plenty serious. why would i tell you anything when you want to hit me with a really big book

I bet you let hardy hit you with the book don't you terry

no but judys smacked me.upside the head a few times with it

ha. talking about the kids when are we throwing them in a room and seeing what happens

aw that would be cute actually. venay's only kid friend is the scary baby so

Jesus christ? Anyway yeah bring her over for a playdate.

ill bring it up with Hardy and Judy. do y'all have just the boat lair or

Just the ship, yeah. It's roomy.

Ahuh I bet it is Ben

what are you even saying. I'll strangle you.

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Maybe he just hasn't been able to make it back to the ship.

You lot are really worried about him, huh?

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You lot are really worried about him, huh?

Yes... He's never gone like this... Even for the worst of them.

You don't think she got fed up and just Ended him do you?

..... We hope that isn't the case... Could see it happening knowing him...

Really?

Look, he's. It's complicated. That's the best I can think of even trying to explain it.

look if someone puts up with a Ponce for a little while they're in it for the long haul I think

Those two have been at each other's throats since waking up in the Afrerlife. But you know, there's a routine, a song and dance you know?

god this is embarrassingly familiar

A lot of us don't remember what happened or how we got here, but we were pretty lost until Admiral came, it's not always the greatest, but he does take pretty good care of us and give us a purpose, you know? So we can look past his general shite temperament and his spats with Kraken.

right right.... So do you know where she's generally at or is she one of the ghosts with moving lairs

A very general idea, Admiral really hasn't let us go there before or get too close. Won't give us the exact location and it's not on any of his maps, which those are extremely detailed.

of course not. I can work with general though.

ill go grab him from his girlfriend and really harp on him like a proper navy bastard. thatll make him pissed off enough to come back im sure

If it works and you can find and bring 'em back, then we'll seriously owe you one.

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) A lot of us don't remember what happened or how we got here, but we were pretty lost until Admiral came, it's not always the gre...

Ah yer tied to him, yeah? Like proper tied to him. Died while servin and all, yeah?

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Ah yer tied to him, yeah? Like proper tied to him. Died while servin and all, yeah?

Correct, that much we do know is a commonality 'mungst us.

terry if you die to a hot lady i will never stop making fun of you

I mean, isn't that how everyone wants to go out?

deth by snu snu isnt a bad wy 2 go out i think

SNRK

but i wsh u horible luck in findng the cuck

Ah is that how you want to go out? I am sure you can pass along such wishes to the Captain. ;P

wat? do u relly want 2 find the cuck?

Well we got on pretty well with that crew. Navy or not, they are pretty chill actually. Henry didn't want to shoot any of them! So I wouldn't want them feeling unmoored.

man i h8 when logic is usd

I know, I know, logic dooms us all.

I'm going to kill Terry.

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Why whatd he do

Well, judging by the agony in my core, he got Cored.

Oh shite.

Where is he

Uh not a good idea, do not go, if she got to him and did that then she's already going to be on alert and if he's still there- Do not go-

Fucking idiot. I'm going to use him as a damned pool ball.

I'm not an idiot if my alt got cored im not waltzing in guns blazing by myself. Or ILL be a fucking pool ball. Again. How likely is she to shatter him??

I would rather hope the answer is zero.

Shatter? Unlikely. Throw him out like bad shrimp? Very likely.

lmfao terry goddammit

D: OH NO WHERE IS HE ???? (edited)

Now whatever happens to him after she throws him out, well that's beyond her, it won't be caused by her directly so uh

His Core isn't weak, at least. Ugh.

[[Coordinates]]

Ah, there it is. Looks like the bad shrimp option.

Thank fuck.

Your idiot really went and marched right into a Kraken's lair. He is a fucking lucky bastard.

...I'm going to have to send someone else out there or I will end up trying to arrest her.

Can someone let me know when he's okay?? :'C I'm currently on a weird island trying to find a Warlock who sent these sacks of flour to beat up Danny so I can't check on him.

let me try. might b able to get him n get out witut 2 much truble.

If you die, you are going to have to answer to the Captain.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Your idiot really went and marched right into a Kraken's lair. He is a fucking lucky bastard.

he loves playing it dangerous, the moron

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) let me try. might b able to get him n get out witut 2 much truble.

It would be much appreciated, but don't die.

So he is the Death by Snu Snu sort. Got it.

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Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) If you die, you are going to have to answer to the Captain.

if im lukng at her recntings rhgt, she isnt gunna let me go alune.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) let me try. might b able to get him n get out witut 2 much truble.

Be careful!

Do you need backup

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) So he is the Death by Snu Snu sort. Got it.

hes probably gonna have a crush yeah

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Can someone let me know when he's okay?? :'C I'm currently on a weird island trying to find a Warlock who sent these sacks of ...

I'm sure he'll be alright, but will do.

I would advise the less people the better.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) if im lukng at her recntings rhgt, she isnt gunna let me go alune.

You had best keep her unshattered, or I will beat you myself.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Can someone let me know when he's okay?? :'C I'm currently on a weird island trying to find a Warlock who sent these sacks of ...

what

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You had best keep her unshattered, or I will beat you myself.

no shit, u thnk im just guna let her get shaterd? litle fath i c

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I'm sure he'll be alright, but will do.

Thank you Walker. :'C I'm really worried.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) no shit, u thnk im just guna let her get shaterd? litle fath i c

You haven't seen her temper.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Thank you Walker. :'C I'm really worried.

If it helps, this isn't even the first time he's been cored by someone more poweful.

12:04 AM

He's stubborn.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Can someone let me know when he's okay?? :'C I'm currently on a weird island trying to find a Warlock who sent these sacks of ...

also b carful if guning 2 warlocks plnce, not sure if he redid his fuck off grden but if he did those flowers r bad news.

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) what

Yeah it's weird.

That smoke made her pretty damn sick. Stupid fuck off flowers.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) He's stubborn.

That worries me a lot in a different way actually ...

12:05 AM

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) also b carful if guning 2 warlocks plnce, not sure if he redid his fuck off grden but if he did those flowers r bad news.

Avoid the flowers. Got it! Thank you <33 !!

Stupid moron going in alone

what was he thinking [ <---- hypocrite ]

stela n i gota finish up smthing n then well go luk for ur idiiot

Keep us posted I want to bully him over this [ <--- cares ]

Much obliged. Don't kill him too much when you find him.l

hardy go lay down

y wuld i kil him. sur hes a dumbass, but doesnt men he should be kiled or hurt/

it's really satisfying at times

we're just punching bags to you people

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) we're just punching bags to you people

Not to meeee :C

Thanks kid

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Thanks kid

Imagine I'm hugging you through the computer.

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) we're just punching bags to you people

As if you don't always want to punch him.

Thanks Dani you're sweet. Eh you've got a point but still.

Heyo! Henry told me to stop bothering him and to go bother all of you instead!

Hello!!! Who is Henry??

My brother!

10:50 AM

Who is now technically responsible for whatever comes of this.

GREETINGS

Hi! Loving the block capitals very nice!

10:53 AM

So are we planning a murder or something?

i think a murder is always being planned in some form

Nobody look at me, I've only suggested killing one person.

Reply to: @Powder_Monkey (@Jerrymis) My brother!

Oh! I still don't know who that is! But hi!!! I am Dakarai!

Edward, and pleased to meet ya!

I AM TECHNUS GHOST MASTER OF SCIENCE AND ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY

So what is a powder monkey? Do you do make up or something?

DAMMIT HENRY, YOU MADE HIM ESCAPE CONTAINMENT.

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) So what is a powder monkey? Do you do make up or something?

Pfffft, gunpowder, I specialise in gunpowder!

little dude! He liks blwng stuf up. Its great.

11:21 AM

crful wit the rum though. Its gud but stong.

You are still shorter than me! And thanks!

oh hell yes

thre is no wy i am shortr than u! I cal 4 a remesure!

No more rum for you though tyke, I don't think you can handle it~

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Reply to: @Powder_Monkey (@Jerrymis) Pfffft, gunpowder, I specialise in gunpowder!

OOOOOH. COOL! I am too young for rum though. Next year though!

what fuk u, i knuw where u hide it.

Quick! Distract him with the Captain!

Quick look is that the Cap'n being, um . . . help I don't know what people find distractingly attractive!

ur situational awrness is terible. Im not evn thre rn. Had tk go help the kid wit a volcano isue. (Attached is a selfie of him inside the Volcano. There's a giant monster thing behind him about to breathe blue-white flames)

NICE!

Why are you in a Volcano?

Remember to wear sunscreen!

that thng is cusng isues 4 the kid n his vilage. Tryng 2 take care of it. Had 2 get sparow invulved 2. Its fun. Rembr fire is hot.

We all know fire is bloody hot! (edited)

11:34 AM

What do you take us for? People who have never set themselves on fire by accident before?!

dude u r prmently scrched n covred in soot.

. . . Be careful. Don’t become fried fish I don't want to break that news to the Captain.

dunt wury, il b back quickr than anythng. I dunt want 2 b gone 2 long anyways.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) ur situational awrness is terible. Im not evn thre rn. Had tk go help the kid wit a volcano isue. (Attached is a selfie of him i...

. . . Huh.

And who's this one?

11:48 AM

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) DAMMIT HENRY, YOU MADE HIM ESCAPE CONTAINMENT.

Oh by the way he didn't see this, like Henry's ever joining social media, he barely socials, but I have showed him this now and he's laughing like the villain he is.

I am hiding his bag now!

i can c it hnstly

Oh hey. Seirei. Apparently the 'Hot Librarian'.

OoooOooooh, you're that one.

11:52 AM

Hi!

Heh yep. Burning disaster herself.

11:55 AM

Hello.

So how are you?

Great! I've actually been working on the best designs for a fire whip after seeing yours!

Really??

6:09 PM

I mean I didn't even know if it would work. Whips are not necessarily a useful weapon, but I suppose it looked cool.

. . . And until now I was feeling really good about it too.

6:15 PM

Look the point of it isn't practicality, I've worked with every practical weapon under the sun, it gets old! It gets boring! Sometimes you got to set it on fire spice it up a little!

y am i not surprised that ur doing this

No! Please I have worked with every, well, old weapon under the sun. Swords, bows and arrows, ect. If you want a demonstration in person again, we can see how mine is comparable to yours?

6:21 PM

I didn't mean to make you feel poorly about it. I am just... really bad at people

Pffft, this whole crew is bad at people, yer fine. I would like to see them side by side though, mine more ignites compared to your made entirely of fire. Hey we could duel with them!

6:34 PM

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) y am i not surprised that ur doing this

And because you feel like you've known me your whole life?

6:35 PM

Ever since our eyes met across the silver sand~ /j

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Reply to: @Powder_Monkey (@Jerrymis) Pffft, this whole crew is bad at people, yer fine. I would like to see them side by side though, mine more ignites compared...

Well, after I do some things I can see about playing with fire with you all. Your crew mate wants to adopt me for some reason anyway.

Tall woman, purple skin, curly dark hair?

our eyes didnt met u came n draged me cros the sand into ur fight pit thing.

[He is very much Cackling now]

Well tall compared to you.

Shut up.

But yes, her.

6:40 PM

Absolutely not.

6:40 PM

I don't ever shut up. It is a curse.

You attracted a woman during a bar fight didn't you?

Oh yeah, Ines just fancies you apparently.

If I had a nickle for every time...

This happens to you often?

Enough to have ten cents.

Damn!

6:46 PM

Teach me your secret!

Step one: Be angry as fuck at everything. Step two: Fight everything. Step three: Keep getting back up.

^^^

What the hell I'm all three? I should be irresistible!

You prefer men or women or both?

As opponents?

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As people you want to be attracted to you.

Want is a weird word to use here but . . . men? I think?

8:46 PM

. . . Wait hold on a misread that. Want is a word that makes perfect sense to use here.

I was about to say. Then hang around Da Boneyard more. The ghosts that frequent there are usually anything but straight. I am sure small and feral and gay is right up their alley. At least if Skulker's reaction to Tenzac being thrown at him was anything to go by.

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. . . Alright, I will try that! Not sure I can be thrown across a room as well as Tenzac is, but I'll try my best! (edited)

I am sure you are very yeetable.

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Aww, thanks!

Mind I won't be available for fire and yeeting for a bit. Sort of going to be hiking for a while to get somewhere.

we culd alwys tst that thery out ltr if u want

Why sir are you offering to yeet me?

Awww look, you already reeled a fish in. Congratulations.

EW, NO! Nope that is the Captain's catch!

9:05 PM

No!

Pffft, Captain not a fan of sharing?

Watching this reaction in real time is the best.

9:06 PM

Thank you for this.

Reply to: @Powder_Monkey (@Jerrymis) Why sir are you offering to yeet me?

becuse it wuld b fucking funy as hel. Also wtf rude.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I was about to say. Then hang around Da Boneyard more. The ghosts that frequent there are usually anything but straight. I am s...

Not that im complainin, but how did my bar become the disaster gay hotspot?

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My bars the fun gay hotspot

MY BAR IS GAYER THAN YOUR BAR

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Because we need a place to beat the snot out of each other, Bon.

Guess the messy ones need somewhere to be messy

Very little is messier than I am.

9:10 PM

Vlad being an exception.

i cant b that mesy, am I?

I'd really like to come over and see your bar Bon

shame im on permanent house arrest fer the crime of dying.

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THE PEOPLE CRAVE VIOLENCE

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) i cant b that mesy, am I?

I dunno, you were getting pretty sappy over the Captain.

Oi that wus told 2 u in confidence.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Watching this reaction in real time is the best.

Shut up Picard!

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I'd really like to come over and see your bar Bon

shame im on permanent house arrest fer the crime of dying.

It really is a bummer. Maybe we can get one of those dumb mirrors installed- though it'll have to be inaccessible to the violent morons that frequent the place

Reply to: @Powder_Monkey (@Jerrymis) Shut up Picard!

EXCUSE YOU, I HAVE HAIR.

Uh huh.

NOT FOR LONG!

You touch the hair and I will hide ALL of your chemicals.

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) It really is a bummer. Maybe we can get one of those dumb mirrors installed- though it'll have to be inaccessible to the violen...

Oh yeah? you say that like id be adverse to having some violent morons filing in. I love violent morons.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You touch the hair and I will hide ALL of your chemicals.

You wouldn't!

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Oi that wus told 2 u in confidence.

I didn't say what you said, Fish stick!

Ooooh, what did he say?

And I would you hairy gremlin! And I don't think I will tell you now.

:(

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Oh yeah? you say that like id be adverse to having some violent morons filing in. I love violent morons.

Yeah? Would you be able to handle my customers, sugar?

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I didn't say what you said, Fish stick!

watchng u

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) Yeah? Would you be able to handle my customers, sugar?

You'd be surprised what i can handle, sugar.

Mum, the bars are fighting again-

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Oh, my god.

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You'd be surprised what i can handle, sugar.

Try me, curly.

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) Try me, curly.

Come over and see for yourself

Reply to: @Powder_Monkey (@Jerrymis) Mum, the bars are fighting again-

It's called flirting I think.

. . . I'm not sure how I feel about this turn of events.

then they ned 2 kid alrdy

Do what I do and get snacks and watch it all go down.

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Come over and see for yourself

Later. I got a full house tonight

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) then they ned 2 kid alrdy

That is the funniest typo.

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) Later. I got a full house tonight

Good for you! You're missing out tho [ jpeg. of a full party bar. ]

phoenixrose has come online Okay, before my phone explodes from so many notifications I need to see what's going on on here And expected, chaos. Nothing but chaos as usual Doesn't surprise me one bit...

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Having seen Shania lift people, I can definitely confirm this is some interesting flirting. Probably a lot of denial.

I'm sorry lift people?

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Good for you! You're missing out tho [ jpeg. of a full party bar. ]

Trying to brag are we? I'll shut everything down and march right over if I gotta

Just got this app.

9:26 PM

Heyy

Are you regretting it?

WHO IS THIS

Ghost kidd

9:27 PM

But older

HEYYY ARE YOU THE ONE AT THE BAR RIGHT NOW?

Yee

9:28 PM

Sorry I'm tipsy

Looks like some albino honey badger in ski goggles . . .

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So another Danny... They seem to keep multiplying all over the place...

Thats a hedgehog. Only one guy calls me a badger and it's weird.

Reply to: @Silver_Surfer (@Danté) Just got this app.

Why are you sonic the hedgehog?

That is not a hedgehog!

Tucker calls me Silver, I don't knoww why

THAT IS A HEDGEHOG

Didn't know what else to use sooo

I AM NOT SURE WHAT GAME IT IS FROM

Sonicc

YES BUT WHICH ONE

Makes sense I guess. I got told that I'd be cream if i were a sonic character but I have no context as to who that is.

Reply to: @Powder_Monkey (@Jerrymis) I'm sorry lift people?

Just picked up Bon easy. Mind I have also seen Shania bowl people like bowling balls. So.

. . . Sorry Bon, going to have to check out the other gay bar now.

I think it's cool, so silver it iss

I got bowled once. Would not recommend.

You know the underside of that bowling alley is like a labyrinth.

Reply to: @Powder_Monkey (@Jerrymis) . . . Sorry Bon, going to have to check out the other gay bar now.

Can't fight in this one however.

I would not know- I wrote myself out of that predicament.

Hm. I won't complain about this so long as the flirting continues to happen in front of me.

Reply to: @Powder_Monkey (@Jerrymis) . . . Sorry Bon, going to have to check out the other gay bar now.

Shit.

Don't worry Bonbon, I can imagine I'll get bored there really quick if no one's allowed to fight. . . . They do at least serve alcohol, right?

Extremely potent alcohol.

Oh good!

9:39 PM

Was worried for a second!

It is very good, and the food is good too. Though I admit that Bonfire did have some very good whiskey when I stopped by.

Now you see that's the only way to ~~stop their flirting~~ prove which bar is better! Visit both!

9:48 PM

I'll see if I can talk Henry into coming, he'll probably like the sound of a no fight rule.

If only because it means that he doesn't have to actually work for once in his life.

9:49 PM

Wait no, that means he might hate it.

Pfffft, oh he'll despise it!

Workaholic.

It's so sad

So we're gonna kidnap him right?

Of course!

9:59 PM

And the Captain is clearly busy again!

The Captain is always busy . . .

Hm... well she does seem to work herself to death.

10:04 PM

Though I think lately it is less work keeping her busy.

Yeah I know she's distracted by Love.

10:05 PM

It's cute, I like seeing her happy.

10:08 PM

Plus y'know we're keeping her little sharkomancer, he's pretty and funny and a whole inch shorter than me! (edited)

10:08 PM

Read it and weep!

Hah well of course we are keeping him. That was why we had to shovel talk him.

10:09 PM

WHICH have you seen the new bit Captain brought home and put with the Constellation?

OooOoooh no I have not!

You should come see it. It is quite pretty.

(mun hasn't finished the artwork just yet, but fuck it) @PARTY_ANIMAL_69420 Look at this sad fucker, partied way too hard.

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WAHEEEEY

clrly culdnt cut it

Pffft.

that's just proof I party hard my dude

So very glad Admiral doesn't look at this social media stuff often... We advise that you, ah, don't stay down there long.

Oh shit, that's your boss?

10:39 AM

He really worked himself down to the bone, huh?

We've heard rumors that she had... aquired such... Seeing it so brazenly... Johnathan asked me to inform you that he ugly laughed at your pun.

HAH. I still got it.

10:42 AM

Yeah they must be uh... something though for her to have that there. Guessing that wasn't a valentine's day gift or something.

I think it's more of a, fuck you, more than anything.

Ooooh, she is that kind of angry at him.

Well, I didn't expect to see Admiral's internals this afternoon.

10:56 AM

Cool!

Pfft. That isn't where the body is meant to be is the concern I think.

It certainly isn't where it belongs. I know he didn't die with the rest of us but it shouldn't be there. It's been moved which, that's.

Yeah, only thing we moved was our ship. We made sure the dead stayed where the ocean put them.

are we sure he didn't just get up and WALK

It's so wrong on so many levels... And no, he. He isn't a skeleton even on the worst of days.

maybe he's branching out

He looks squishy... like Fish Stick

[original post] [A picture of the weird purple thing Crimson found back at the Warlock's castle. There were some teenagers in the background- though it was blurry since the main focus was this...thing] look what i found

. . . .. I see.

id bring him home with us, but he might try to eat the cats. im still not sure what this even is...it has ghost energy or something though

...Bring it to my Lair.

uhh alright, will do.

Well it can't eat the ghost cats and I have quite a few areas it can putter around in.

8:21 PM

.....Name?

im trying to think of one. i would call it 'abomination' if it didnt sound too cruel

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) [original post] [A picture of the weird purple thing Crimson found back at the Warlock's castle. There were some teenagers in t...

HE'S SO CUTE

Hm.

nergul

Sounds perfect for something as...oddball as that...

it really is perfect huh... new chapter in my life. just me and nergul on the road

Uh huh.

OH AND YOU TOO HONEY.

Sure....Just an afterthought to...whatever that is.... I see how it is.

babe can we not fight in front of the kids

It's in my blood.

No no, please do.

Yeah Not everyday you get free entertainment XD

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Need something while I hike. Other than, you know, worrying about CHILD ABDUCTION. (edited)

Hm. I feel like I'm going to be yelling at my idiot boyfriend.

[@apexpredator is Offline.] (edited)

Uh, Admiral made it back, not that anyone cares, but it's important enough to at least say thank you to those who went and looked.

Glad you got your arsehole back! But next time just try leaving out a saucer of milk or something, okay?

…rephrase that first part

Bloody hell I can barely phrase in the first place! Um . . . your bitchy cat of a captain may come home if you leave out a saucer of milk? Like you do for lost cats?

I meant the first part lol

Edward, never change.

Not the saucer stuff

Why, the first part makes sense?

Our Captain hasn't returned yet. So... I suppose one captain for another.

Not a fair trade! Ours is way better! I'm getting the explosives!

Well shite, that's not good news. I was hoping both would return reasonably

stela is safe. Just tryng 2 help smeone here. May end up sleping here, or not. Idk. Im tird.

Thank fuck... Are you sure sleeping there is wise?

i thnk we dunt have enugh enrgy 2 argue it n the persn wre tryng 2 help is too tired too. Defntly a complcated situation but wel b okay. Ill just nap in the corne while those 2 do thir thing.

Do we need to drag Henry there?

the fact that they're both still walking around there is both surprising and shocking.

dont, that wil jst pis her off more. Maybe ltr but rn that wuld b too mych

Yikes... alright...

Yeah, Henry usually has that effect on people.

And I know the Captain has a way with people. Sometimes a violent way, but it is a way!

And, y'know, we're always here to bring down hell upon someone if you need us, just say the word.

last thing the las here neds is more violnce. Let stela n i take care of her. U jst wry abut not making the cove collpse.

Alright... you two be safe.

we wil. I promse. Il kep u lot updated as i can. Save sme rum 4 us plz

Rum saved, promise.

Hey man hows the uuh date night of DANGER going

u knuw, dangrus but nice. I ned a nap.

haha cool well have fun and stay safe

You have a type, and I suspect they are stabby.

So the same type as you have, Ines?

I did not ask to be attacked like this, you bomb gremlin!

Hehehehehe

Hiding your things!

This is what happens when I don't have anyone else to attac- HEY! NO HEY DON'T YOU DARE!

You can't stop me!

You bet? I am still faster than you!

We'll see about that!

Me and my things are moving out of this cove!

10:41 AM

Arrivederci sucker!

You want to tell the Captain that?

im guna tel her

Oh that is not playing fair!

10:53 AM

Yes fine you called my bluff.

Did you find Terry's core?

: ] I win!

10:55 AM

Oh right, your lost cop. You want me to come pick that up and deliver it? Just throw it out the Lair or something.

I believe I would prefer his core..... Not to be thrown around?

Thank fuck

ive got him in my coat sfe n sund.

How many times has the Kraken tried to kill you while you had that core?

.

11:05 AM

Please do your level best not to get my partner shattered.

Ten just a heads up uuuh some fuck shit is going down.

. . . Do you need some pirate interference?

once so far. Wel c how long that luc lsts. Wtf guy. What now...?

Less than I expected.

and dunts wurry ill brng ur cop back n 1 pice. And rght? Dung prty wel if i say so myself.

Nah I think we've got it covered- just forwarning uuh the kids are gone

y the fuck r the kids gune?

11:25 AM

what the fuk hapned?

. . . Alright clearly this has gotten out of hand

From what I've been able to figure: someone did something to piss the old man off.

11:27 AM

They'll be back.

Hey Skulky where's Nic BTW

Don't worry about it.

Ominous. Haha classic Nic.

[original post] THE ENERGY IN THE CAFE IS AWFUL TODAY

What do you mean? It’s not so bad.

SLAVERY CLOWN IS THERE. YES IT IS BAD.

going to kill him i think

Oh, this is that guy?

>:( yes.

So… should we do something about it?

he hasnt done anything yet but the second he upsets lydia more sol and i will just tumble him out the window

Yeah, he gives me weird vibes.

Freakshow

MF i'll kill him

do you know how weird it is to see your cousin but not. this is so fucking weird.

xXxCrimson_ShadexXx is online hey guys I'm back from the worst nightmare of my entire life

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Are you guys ok? I haven’t heard from you lot since I left.

Yeah What's going on?

Darling? What on earth???

Oh hey man. Where are the others.

so uh i pissed off the evil fucking wizard and we're all at the castle- i was the first to wake up from the nightmare and i think the others are asleep somewhere around here

For fucks sake dude

..... You pissed off...a wizard... Good going...

Need me to come?

I ALREADY GOT SCOLDED LIKE 200 TIMES, I GET IT- also i dont know? i assume everyone has to wake up on their own. im just guessing. nergul found me though

...

So… wait who are asleep?

None of this surprises me. Except that Konane is still asleep.

danny, dani, and konane

…Yeah I’m comin’. You’re at the dingy castle place, right?

Oooh boy. Okay.

I have half a mind to go there myself!

why is it every time i log on to this godforsaken website something is happening

You know how I feel every time I come on

... What was the nightmare about?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED AFTER I GOT OVERWHELMED AND LEFT.

what didnt fucking happen my guy

6:57 PM

we partied so hard i dont even remember what disaster happened first

I WANT TO JOIN IN ON THE CHAOS FUN SO I AM COMING TOO. AETHER I AM USING YOUR PHONE AND NO YOU CANNOT SAY NO.

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) You know how I feel every time I come on

I...i dont know if thats something i wanna talk about- its kinda. lot

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) I...i dont know if thats something i wanna talk about- its kinda. lot

That's completely fair From the sound of it it's a sensitive topic so it's best to keep it close to yourself for the time being

It isn't as dramatic as it sounds honestly. At least outside their heads.

Understood... I hope you can find rest after it. Nightmares suck.

7:02 PM

And sometimes you can shove them into a sparkling glitter glue book

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) And sometimes you can shove them into a sparkling glitter glue book

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Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) And sometimes you can shove them into a sparkling glitter glue book

We succeeded, by the way. Without having to kill anyone.

We did, and I get a new battle scar to balance out the arm scar on the other side.

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) We succeeded, by the way. Without having to kill anyone.

good

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) why is it every time i log on to this godforsaken website something is happening

It's like getting the daily news, only chaos

Reply to: @Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) It's like getting the daily news, only chaos

Exactly

Tenzac, you need to bully a warlock. Did I understand the assignment correctly?

5 mure minutes, im tired. n what asignment?

Tenzac you told us to remind you of this. Are you asleep?

i wuz aslep. Now im not. Runing cudle n slep times.

Ruining cuddle and sleep time, shame on you Henry!

Mayhap you can make it up to him via a gift of some sort?

Henry! How could you!

slep n cudles were nice. I didnt have nightmres 4 once. Now im awake

I am not giving Tenzac a gift.

Shaaaaame

He asked for someone to do this!

11:17 AM

Stop shaming me!

For shame good sir, for shame

Not until you make reparations!

. . . You see this is why I don't talk to people.

Aw Henry, you know they're only a bit serious about it . . . I think?

You know I am teasing you.

We were merely making a simple suggestion. Usually gifts make things smooth over.

I think your Captain owes Kraken a hell of a gift.

Hmm, yes things seem more turbulent there than usual.

We are... well aware... Unfortunately suggesting such would not go well... He's been in a particularly prickly mood since his return, not sure what's caused it but we'll weather the storm as we tend to do.

. . .

You know you're welcome to hide with us anytime!

I am not telling them where the Cove is.

As much as the offer is appreciated, we'll remain where we are. Unfortunately we're rather used to him and his less than friendly demeanor and his prickly attitudes. And yes, that, I would rather not give him the location of where you lot are at. The less we know of your whereabouts the safer you are, especially since he knows you lot exist now.

I didn't mean the COVE! I meant at the bar!

shulda ben mure specific

Shush, sleeping beauty!

m guing back 2 slep n cudles.

Very well. Have fun.

May have to remind him again of said warlock who needs a throttling.

But that means disturbing our Captain

Later, I'll let him rest, he needs it quite frankly.

11:40 AM

And yes of course, I would never wish to disturb our Captain.

Her getting rest is more impressive

True.

I still need someone to check out Shania's bar with me, I find the idea of no violence intimidating.

Awww do you need me?

I'm sure one of us can sneak out to go too.

11:48 AM

or you could wait for your fishy friend to awaken

Mmm, I'll let sleeping fishes lie this time, they deserve some cosy time together.

1:13 PM

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Awww do you need me?

Also I do not need you shush!

Oh now my feelings are hurt

[original post] STILL NOT OVER THE FACT OTHER UNIVERSE CORES ARE FULLY TANGIBLE AND CAN BE HELD. THAT IS SO WEIRD.

Don't fucking drop it

I WILL NOT????

Of course he won't.

IT IS JUST. SOMEONE CAN HOLD YOUR SOUL??? IN THEIR HANDS???? IT IS SUCH A THING.

3:16 PM

TANGIBLE CORES ARE STILL THE BIGGEST INTERUNIVERSAL CULTURE SHOCK TO ME.

3:17 PM

OR WELL I GUESS ITS A BIOLOGY SHOCK NOT A CULTURE ONE.

is it one of ours by any chance. I can make an educated guess.

IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IS WHAT IT IS.

3:19 PM

IT IS NOT THE POINT OF THE POST.

Jeez alright.

3:20 PM

I just wanted to check incase there's some crazy bastard coring people but if it's who I think it is you're the crazy bastards. So.

It's fine, Ben. No one's going around coring people

You're crazy. [ <-- lowkey thinks its romantic. ]

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Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [original post] STILL NOT OVER THE FACT OTHER UNIVERSE CORES ARE FULLY TANGIBLE AND CAN BE HELD. THAT IS SO WEIRD.

I grew up where that skill was held by people like Librarians.

I DIED AND EXISTED FOR ABOUT 29 YEARS WHERE THAT SKILL WAS HELD BY NOBODY.

To be fair, I come from a whole different planet and the skill set on Earth is slightly different

[original post] At the Nasty Burger grabbin’ a bite, check out these cool spicy fries. [picture of curly fries]

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) [original post] At the Nasty Burger grabbin’ a bite, check out these cool spicy fries. [picture of curly fries]

:O I fucking love curly fries !!!!!!!!!

Oooooh curly!

I love modern food.

Have you tried pizza ?????

Yeah, they're a lot better than I imagined

That was the first bit of human food I ate in years

It's soo good right??? Oooo and kettle corn's good!!

Kettle what?

?

It's like popcorn but sweet

Got some more stuff for the list

Sweet potato fries are really good

Huh Gonna have to try that popcorn myself I do have a bit of a sweet fang myself

[Image] Tanuki time!

Hey the little guy CAN sort of take a selfie. Tiny little peace sign and behind him is a white blurr ~~falling~~ jumping out of a tree?

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...

7:48 PM

Hah.

Little dude so photogenic

aannndfsdddd111111110000

That's a bit controversial

7:58 PM

[Image] Sudden blurry picture of something striped and fluffy doing a screm while something white and orange suddenly grabs them

8:02 PM

Little furry gremlins.

He has opinions

I see that.

Hehe

She accepted the fruit snacks after the fact at least.

[@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME is Offline.] (edited)

[@ELECTROTEKhunter is Offline.] (edited)

I didn't know they could go offline.

WE CAN! GOING OFFLINE MEANS THAT EITHER WE HAVE CORED, OR UH. WE HAVE CORED.

9:08 PM

I MEAN- THERE IS PROBABLY ANOTHER REASON- I AM JUST. IN A SHIT TON OF PAIN RIGHT NOW AND CAN NOT REMEMBER WHAT IT MIGHT BE

You are in pain? Did something happen?

9:19 PM

... Wait... All of you have something happening at the same time?

I GOT SHOT. MULTIPLE TIMES THE OTHER DAY

Yikes.

AND I DO NOT THINK ALL OF US HAVE SOMETHING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, JUST BRAINY

What does Brainy have happening?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Yikes.

YEAH, I AM FINE THOUGH! I ONLY OPENED MY WOUNDS ONCE SINCE I GOT SHOT! :3c

9:22 PM

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) What does Brainy have happening?

I DO NOT KNOW IF I AM ALLOWED TO DISCLOSE THAT-

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) YEAH, I AM FINE THOUGH! I ONLY OPENED MY WOUNDS ONCE SINCE I GOT SHOT! :3c

why are you like this

BETTER QUESTION FOR YOU: WHY WOULD I NOT BE LIKE THIS!

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) I DO NOT KNOW IF I AM ALLOWED TO DISCLOSE THAT-

Ah, I see.

Hm...

Anyway. Falling out of a tree, huh?

I jumped! Jumping is a controlled fall!

Sure, Lightyear.

9:53 PM

Why're you out hanging out in trees with Tanukis?

RUDE. FUCK I KNEW THERE WAS SOMEONE I FORGOT TO TELL. Uh... pilgrimage to a place and the little fuzzy fucker stole my phone.

Huh. Pilgrimage?

That is what I am calling it. It's where I go to... talk to my star. It was the place I first ended up when I got to Earth.

10:19 PM

It is a bit of a hike.

Ah, I see

I usually go there when there is a lot I need to sort out. I mean, no one answers me, but it helps.

. . . Yeah, I can understand that.

This is the first time I have gone while I have people... Sorry I forgot to say something.

It's fine. No reason you should have felt you had to.

Eh, if someone was trying to find me and they find out I am gone for a month because I fucked off to the woods to yell at the sky for a bit... I should tell all the people I care about.

Ah... heh. Fair.

Which yes, this means you are one of those people.

... I appreciate the clarification /gen

Sometimes it is good to hear it... And tell people it.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) That is what I am calling it. It's where I go to... talk to my star. It was the place I first ended up when I got to Earth.

sorry but... when u... got 2 earth? ur not from earth originally??

Nope.

12:17 AM

Been here since the 1700's

You know, I'm surprised you haven't had more Dannys freaking out about you being from space.

12:23 AM

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Sometimes it is good to hear it... And tell people it.

And... thanks. Don't get eaten by Tanuki out on that mountain.

Eh, you have a multiverse so it really isn't that impressive. You certainly haven't freaked out. And I promise to not get eaten by Tanuki. Can't promise about the rabbits though. They look sketchy.

[[Original Post]] I just got home from the cafe and is one of gross technus' boyfriends avalible??? He'd acting REAL weird and exploded my phone :C

1:08 PM

Shadow Danny tricked him into going to Shania's cuz he was talking about ripping his skin off and it was making me scared and a little nauseous.

OH SHIT.

1:09 PM

MY POOR BLORBO :(

Is he okay??? What's wrong D:

We were warned about this, I believe.

YEAH.....

Is Technus glitching?

I dunno it was weird...

Death day. Ghosts aren't quite themselves- I assure you he doesn't intend on any harm

Oh no it's his death day??? D:

... so Technus, who considers fleshy beings less than him and can electrocute someone on a good day, is running around on his death-day with no moderation?

Yeah :C

If this Technus' Death Day is anything like my universe's- he's likely very unstable around technology. Hm. You said he was last seen at Shania's, correct?

:( HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE

Damn it... Anyone got a thermos?

DO YOU THINK HE IS STILL AT SHANIAS.

Yeah he was at Shania's last I was aware. I don't have one cuz Dad's worried about me getting sucked in :C

ive got a partialy empty buttle of rum. If that helps at al

... Techhead. If I suddenly go offline- you know what happened. I'll be back.

Any Dannys online? >>'

SIIIIGGGHHHHH ILL GO AND SEE IF I CAN HELP AS WELL.

I can't drain ghosts if they're super charged.

1:24 PM

I mean I can but

1:24 PM

It might suck.

How're things going?

Primal_Hunter is offline

NOT GREAT.

Oh damn.

Is Shania okay??? D:

I was helping mom and dad with chores what the HELL did I miss

SHANIA IS FINE I BELIEVE. HER BAR LESS SO. UH.

Danny can't you go thermos the guy?

Ugh- I'll be there- where is this lunatic right now?

I ACTUALLY WOULD NOT RECCOMMEND THAT.

1:52 PM

YOU ARE NOT VERY IMMUNE TO ELECTRICITY LIKE THIS.

...Ah right, yeah maybe not get zapped

Well who else would go soup him? Crimson?

hey.

CRIMSON IS AN ELECTRIC CORE AND WOULDN'T BE KILLED TRYING TO GET HIM. HOWEVER.

1:53 PM

I AM DOING A FAIR SHAKE AT GETTING HIM INTO MY HOUSE

Wait wouldn't he explode the thermos?????

Ugh, maybe.

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I AM DOING A FAIR SHAKE AT GETTING HIM INTO MY HOUSE

wait that sound like bad idea you have human child right

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) wait that sound like bad idea you have human child right

...I DO. HRM.

...I'm not draining him.

IT'S OKAY!!!! I HAVE AN OFFSHOOT LAB. MADE FOR ME! AND MY OWN INSANITY!

1:55 PM

TECHNUS ALWAYS HAS MULTIPLE PLACES TO FUCK ABOUT!

You're positive you don't need back up?

I LIKE YOU SOMETIMES, GHOST CHILD. I DON'T WANT YOU CORED.

Only sometimes?

ONLY SOMETIMES!

Well be safe, take care of the guy.

HE'S IN MY LAIR IF I GO OFFLINE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

Are you gonna be okay??? D:

Primal_Hunter is online

Well he's alive

2:34 PM

Sort of.

I am leaving The Boneyard. I had to fix my suit after it short circuited. Somebody was cored.

Shit, are they ok?

2:47 PM

Core wise I mean

2:47 PM

No chipping or cracking etc?

D: !?!?!?!?!?!?! OH NO I HOPE THEYRE GONNA BE OKAY !!!!!!

It seemed alright- it was caught by someone before any real damage could be done to it.

Do you know who's it was???

I'm not sure if I should say.

2:52 PM

Though I feel it's important to mention that what happened was an accident- Technus wasn't sound of mind and wasn't purposefully targeting anybody.

Okay. I just hope they're gonna be safe :C

I wont hold it against the guy, don't worry, death days must suck.

They do. I don't often remember mine, but if you were to ask my Technus...

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Hm... I don't know what happens on mine then, or when it'd be.

is different depend on cause of death back when used to go on hunt lasting many year would bring partner along so when had to pause for death day could take care of each other

...I mean I didn't technically die all the way so...

3:16 PM

Any other half-ghosts had a death day before?

It's awful.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) It's awful.

I hope I don't have a death day :C

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) It's awful.

How does yours go?

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I hope I don't have a death day :C

I also hope so.

3:26 PM

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) How does yours go?

Recreates the exact last day, which means I become incredibly, horrifically ill for the entire day and suffer, ah...issues.

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...Ah... Sorry to hear that dude. And yeah, I hope you don't have one either Dani.

i usually stay away from people but this year it happen right after giw raid and take by surprise -_-

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Recreates the exact last day, which means I become incredibly, horrifically ill for the entire day and suffer, ah...issues.

:CCC I'm sorry

Thank you both. I'm glad it's not any time soon.

I've spent min alune this whule tim. Usuly go in the sea 4 the day... it hurts lik hel but i find comfyrt in the water depite it being what i died to.

...Hrm, well I died inside a portal, not all zappy zap though more... Um... Wispy? I guess?

uuuggghhhh death days. the worst.

Didn't you and Hardy deal with it together?

yep we died two years apart to the date. usually i just chill but this year was. uh. unexpected.

Reading all of this it sounds so awful I really can't say anything to contribute since I was spirit born... Still, it's truly awful what a lot of you go through....

I guess I'll need to figure out when mine is then, I don't want to hurt anyone either.

I think mine iz comng up don, so il have 2 mak plans 4 it.. nuthing a nght in the ocen cant fix thugh.

I'm sure it'll be fine if you're with someone.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I think mine iz comng up don, so il have 2 mak plans 4 it.. nuthing a nght in the ocen cant fix thugh.

You know you are always welcome to the Cove, Fish Stick. I am sure Captain would rather you not alone.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I hope I don't have a death day :C

[Typing] Maybe the yetis would know for sure.

Maybe I should ask them

Girlie's awake

Yay! And definitely should, I can go with you, [Dakarai does, in fact, have a death day]

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My bloody mobile was fried to bits- I'm using a lappy I had stored back in my room- how it managed to survive the shit fest I havent a clue

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Yay! And definitely should, I can go with you, [Dakarai does, in fact, have a death day]

Okay. Thank you Dakarai

Maybe it is too old even for Technus... I am glad you are okay though! And you are welcome, Dani.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Any other half-ghosts had a death day before?

Mine was nearing last month. It's horrid.

4:26 PM

And Father's Day have a sense of dread and pain.

Ouch, sounds rough. Also I said half ghosts dude XD

Damn, I think I need glasses. Or better sleep, sheesh.

Nah it's whatever.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Any other half-ghosts had a death day before?

✋

I...havent had mine yet. i died back in october and im kinda worried.

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I havent had one yet either.

October? Yikes, I've decided to put my birthday in that month. If you need any of us we're here for you ^^

im sure ill be fine- besides you deserve to have a fun birthday without worrying abot junk. i got vlad to help me through whatever ends up happening

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4:33 PM

*about

I mean, it's probably not on the same day right?

Don't expect any help from him of all people.

Don't worry Dee his Vlad is nice.

4:36 PM

I know it's weird to say but he's a good man.

Yeah, this Vlad's chill

i think mines on the 11th? though it was also kinda late when it happened so it might carry over to the 12th

Yeah that's plenty of time, my birthday's on the 31st.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Yeah that's plenty of time, my birthday's on the 31st.

Your birthday's on halloween??? :0

That's epic.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Yeah that's plenty of time, my birthday's on the 31st.

Well, look at you Halloween baby XD Lucky you XD

Well, technically I chose the date, I don't really know when it is.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Well, technically I chose the date, I don't really know when it is.

Ohhh okay XD

damn i mean you picked the best day in the entire year

I'll say XD

I didn't know halloween was a thing ^^'

Ah well, I will make sure to throw a gift your way.

A gift? I really don't need anything heh,

ur geting a gft frm me 4 sur

this is non negotiable

Why though? I haven't done anything to get them.

youre supposed to get gifts on your birthday dude- for example, desiree gave me a fucking migraine for my birthday (edited)

Yeah but it's not technically my birthday?

Well, either way, I think you better be prepared to be showered with gifts that day just in case XD

It's a day to celebrate your birth, for surviving another year or something

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Yeah but it's not technically my birthday?

are you gonna be striked down for celebrating on the 'wrong' day? dont over think it buddy

Um... Ok then... I guess?

It is nice to be able to celebrate the existence of someone.

yeah exactly, we care about you bud

Totally If you say it's your birthday then we're going to celebrate it no matter what

That's really cool of you guys, thanks... Um, I need to hop off for a bit.

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5:20 PM

[-9_Lives_2_Many- is offline]

I wasn't aware a certain captain was making an appearance today. Uh. Would have been a much friendlier reception had we of known. Though... don't like that she wants to talk to Admiral...

I was just as surprised as you were, but she is the Captain. Moreso when she is... in that sort of mood. How is that going by the way?

She WHAT?!

Well no one is double dead yet, but uh. We have to fish some provisions out of the water.. I'm just hoping thier conversation remains friendly. Though seeing they they're both in a mood isn't helping.

What'd she want to talk to the cuck for?

Something about him hurting one of her own.

7:05 PM

Not sure what she refers too, we've done our best to keep him from mer and pirate alike.

Edward... she has the coat.

Well we're all fine, last I checked, haven't seen 'im in ages-

7:07 PM

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Edward... she has the coat.

. . . Oh.

He only recently returned to the ship in something of a fierce foul mood.

I am not sure about friendly but... I am sure she will make sure not to capsize your ship. Hopefully.

Hopefuly not....

I think our Captain's mood has only been soothed by her partner, but he isn't about right now.

What a horrid time for him to not be about-

Her going solo with the coat is rarely good . . .

7:10 PM

She's been ditching us a lot lately though, usually the only one not in the dark is Ines, and that's because she's nosy.

He has his own crew to care for. Edward... I wouldn't call it ditching... Last time she was with Ten and looking for the cuck in the first place.

Which we appreciate greatly by the way.

I chck this 2 send a funy meme n insted c this.... what is gong on...?

Oh hello Fish Stick!

The light of your life is fucking pissed, don't worry it's not at you.

I don't think we are at premeditated murder levels yet.

Just spontaneous murder!

I think the goal was to... talk.

In the coat?

7:17 PM

Really?

.... whre js she?

. . .

Visiting the- wait are we not suppose to tell him?

Look, some conversations get a bit more... spirited.

7:23 PM

She didn't say not to...

She's murdering the cuck.

I c. Wel il try n have her home 4 diner. No promises on the cuck stil livng.

Oh heavens....

Literally no hesitation taken there, Edward . . . I'll get the medical supplies ready.

how worried do we need to be..?

[Extended Typing] It should be fine.

...... I think that worries me more..

. . . Sorry.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I c. Wel il try n have her home 4 diner. No promises on the cuck stil livng.

Oh? Going to see what she is up to?

guna mke sur a cuck doesnt hurt her-

. . . Shouldn't we, and this is only a suggestion mind, shouldn't more than one of us go blundering in if a blundering we shall go?

Don't, this is bound to already go poorly and the less your captain has to worry about the better.

Reply to: @Powder_Monkey (@Jerrymis) . . . Shouldn't we, and this is only a suggestion mind, shouldn't more than one of us go blundering in if a blundering we shall ...

i culd pic u up and take u wit me

Eh, she won't worry, we can look after ourselves. And you culd.

7:58 PM

What a great idea I wonder who thought of it!

I think more than one of us going is a good idea. Henry is getting supplies together... You all want me to point you in the right direction?

plz

Great! Edward, can you help me real quick?

Yeah sure, what do you need?

To make sure you don't die a second time. Let me fuss over you.

Awwwgh for the last time I am a grown adult.

8:08 PM

Now go fuss at the others instead!

fus at him, like a wee baby

A grown adult going off to deal with someone that angered the Captain enough to get out the coat.

8:13 PM

So yes, I think I will fuss over you.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) fus at him, like a wee baby

I will remember this when I see you!

u can fite me ltr aftr we get captain back to the cove.

You're on, baby shark!

Oh you have been upgraded from Fish Stick to Baby Shark! Congratulations. (edited)

whut

Edward likes you, Shark Boy.

ah, wel then, ok. cant complain there.

Which means you will survive the trip!

the conversation is going poorly, very very poorly

Shit... I'm sorry... whatever he has been doing clearly got her pissed. Which the only things I have ever seen her get that angry over was the slave ships and anyone who hunt mer.

. . . You guys aren't hunting mer are you?

..... well that makes sense now.... I have tried so desparelty hard, time and time again to get him to stop, to change the course to let them get away, to do anything...

9:46 PM

it's never worked.... There's a reason why I never want him to know where your cove is

Well there are no maps here and she redirects ships before they get too close usually. You all are tied to a fucking monster whose obsession is killing a mer. How hasn't the Kraken ended him?

I don't know... if i am being honest, we thought she would have when he first came to the realms, the first time she came.... It was not good.

9:49 PM

He wasn't always like this, when we knew him in life it wasn't like this, I don't know what happened to make him like this.

Well if Kraken hasn't... look I can't promise my Captain won't. We certainly have helped her stop such people in life. People who would capture, kill, and sell what they found.

I suppose... We will just have to see what happens-

negotiations have certainly broken down, uh, storms are gathering, this does not look good.

Look, your Admiral is a fuckwit, but I like you lot. Stella can control the ocean to a degree, that has not changed at all. I do not think she intends to drown the lot of you, but if that fight starts getting out of hand... I'll make sure none of you die twice, alright?

We'll keep that in mind... For now hopefully the others can keep things settled on the other ships enough.... and.. thank you. We will owe you greatly.

Yeah well, you all know who else is coming. And of course, I am good at finding things, so I will make sure none of you get lost. And will steer clear of your idiot.

On a scale of 1 to 10, what sort of damages are we looking at...?

Um well... I think there is a company called Nationwide that covers boats...

10:39 PM

I don't think you will lose any ships properly but... well...

Nationwide..? Never heard of it. So then I suppose we should brace for absolute chaos and fuckery?

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Pretty much.

[[ Original Post ]] link where i made this: https://www.earthboundtext.com/

BABY BOY IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

Congratulations

YIPPEE :3c

12:34 PM

GIVE HIM A KISS FOR ME?

ON IT

THANK YOU <3

Oh good, I'm glad he's ok.

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) BABY BOY IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

:DDDDDD IM SO GLAD HES OKAY can you tell him im sorry that i was scared of him?????

Glad he is doing better.

DM- @PoetryInMotion (@capnport) and @SunsetOrchids

Hey guys, quick question for those who have human disguises. Anyone wanna join me, Danny, Crimson and Nyreena on a trip to the human world? We're going to the water park in Amity if anyone's up for it. But only if you have a human form to hide in haha

Oh well now that is sad... The Captain would probably enjoy that, but she is a bit... fishy. Though I suppose if Henry and I can do it...

wtr prk? cunt me in

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Nice The more the merrier XD

Again, only if you guys have human disguises, we don't want to start a panic, the GIW are already on our asses.

. . . Someone needs to introduce you to speech to text, Fish Stick.

Yeah

That is an unfortunate limitation.

2 whut now?

We know but we need to be on the safe side After what's been happening for a while we just can't take any chances

Yeah, I'd rather not have anyone be carted away.

3:30 PM

We just got some ghosts back from those maniacs, we don't need more going missing.

[I wasn't using the wrong tupper the entire time it is fine] The only member of my crew who cannot don a human disguise is Stella and that is because she was never human in life either.

its ok i thnk i hav it figurd out, promise. wel blend right in

I have questions about that.

luk have i let u down yet?

Not yet, thank goodness

c so i tutlly got this

I think it will be good to get us all out to the waterpark. Even Henry! [Not Sent] The man should be allowed to appreciate many a sopping wet shirtless man.

[original post] I just survived a chaotic car ride with a plush monkey

you just met god

Reply to: @GlowingBlooms (@Forestfairyunicorn) [original post] I just survived a chaotic car ride with a plush monkey

Why did you get in a car with Mokey??? Are you nuts????

I think I muttered so many hail Mary's

7:25 PM

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Why did you get in a car with Mokey??? Are you nuts????

He was very sweet and refusing him felt like a bad move

[[ She types and backspaces a number of times ]] Next time don't do that.

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Lesson learned and advice noted, thank you

Why does anyone get into a car? They are noisy and miserable contraptions.

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Totally. Get a bike instead

Hm.... Seirei you ever consider motorcycles?

get a ship

how are you gonna park a ship outside your apartment numbnuts huh

thre is a wil thre is a way. Ur just not creatve enugh it sems.

are you white girl wasted right now why are you typing like uve had a stroke

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U try typing on thsw litle fuking things wit 1 fuking eye n its skighly moist. C how wel u do.

Yeah Johnny you little shit.

ablist shithead

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Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) thre is a wil thre is a way. Ur just not creatve enugh it sems.

Quite frankly that brings to mind the flying ship from Peter Pan

To be fair you can understand what he's saying for the most part

It wouldn't work at all, but I appreciate the thought

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Hm.... Seirei you ever consider motorcycles?

I have not... though I suppose I would have less issues on a bike than in anything enclosed. Doesn't help with how loud they are but... I suppose I should adapt. Given a drive to me destination would be 10 hours rather than this hike...

7:46 PM

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) get a ship

I cannot tell you how much I would love to use a ship for this. Unfortunately mostly land based travel.

they shuld figur out ships 4 the road.

7:48 PM

a true tragedy that yhey havnt yet.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I have not... though I suppose I would have less issues on a bike than in anything enclosed. Doesn't help with how loud they ...

...you know i have a bike

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) they shuld figur out ships 4 the road.

The closest is a bus and I frankly hate those things about as much as cars.

7:52 PM

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ...you know i have a bike

Huh, really?

I don't use it that often cause, I can fly. But.....

7:53 PM

[picture of dan next to a sleek black motorcycle. hey everyone. dan in a leather jacket-]

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [picture of dan next to a sleek black motorcycle. hey everyone. dan in a leather jacket-]

[Liked]

7:54 PM

Pretty. The bike too I suppose.

[ lots of bisexual backspacing ] cool bike

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[he knows what you are] Thanks.

Leather really looks good on you. You should wear it more often. :3

noted

[[dms b/w Mycological_Mysteries and @PhantomFlame]]

[@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) is Online!]

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Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [@ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) is Online!]

:OOOOOOO!!!! Hi Technus are you okay now?? Sorry I got scared of you in the cafe. :CCC

ABSOLUTELY NOT APPARENTLY I HARMED SOMEONE SEVERELY WHILE I WAS IN THAT STATE??

10:53 PM

IT WAS GOOD YOU GOT AWAY I DO NOT EVEN REMEMBER INTERACTING WITH YOU

I heard about that but no one'll tell me who it was. I hope they're gonna be okay though :CCC

Ah so you were the Tech who was having his death day- glad you're back up on your feet again

I AM SO SORRY

10:54 PM

I TRIED TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYONE BUT I GUESS I DID NOT GET FAR ENOUGH.

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She'll be apples- aint as bad as you're making it out to be. I know how death days go

I DO NOT KNOW HOW BAD IT WAS I WAS BLACKED OUT

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I DO NOT KNOW HOW BAD IT WAS I WAS BLACKED OUT

When I saw you in the cafe you were taking about ripping your flesh off and stuff and you exploded my phone on accident if that helps at all. Shadow Danny tricked you into going to Shania's instead cuz I was freaked out.

When you came to my bar you were all erratic- yapping about transcending humanity and trying to eat my jukey- then I tried to get you out of the bar which didn't end too well

You blew up my entire arcade honey. and the whisk.

I AM SO SORRY

11:02 PM

I WILL COME FIX IT IF YOU NEED ME TO.

It's alright hon i'll sort it. You rest and recover.

No hard feelings, mate. Cheers

yeah I'm just glad you're okay :C

[[ Sent a private message to @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) ]]

[original post] Greetings. My name is Madeline Fenton, and I hope to keep up with the latest news regarding my universe and beyond ❤️

✨

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(@GhostyPeppers) [original post] Greetings. My name is Madeline Fenton, and I hope to keep up with the latest news regarding my universe and beyo...

:OOOOOOOOOOOOO !!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!.! Hi Mom! Please don't be mad with me for cussing on here :C

Ah, hello, there. This is Sophie.

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(@GhostyPeppers) [original post] Greetings. My name is Madeline Fenton, and I hope to keep up with the latest news regarding my universe and beyo...

I love you !!!!! :D

Hello.

why are there so many humans on this web site now -_-

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) Ah, hello, there. This is Sophie.

Sophie! How nice to speak to you again!

‍

Great, now both of my parents are here.

Now you can't talk about your crushes safely. Run.

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(@GhostyPeppers) Sophie! How nice to speak to you again!

‍

Likewise! Jack is sleeping, by the way, and stable. The reattachment of his arm went well.

i was not the one responsible for the maiming this time

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Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Great, now both of my parents are here.

I like your parents :C They're always nice to me

i am proud of myself for that

Reply to: @

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(@GhostyPeppers) [original post] Greetings. My name is Madeline Fenton, and I hope to keep up with the latest news regarding my universe and beyo...

DR. FENTON!! WELCOME TO WHISPRR!

Ah, the mother of Daniel, this is not a location I was expecting to see you come upon.

Yes I heard the news

I'm very glad you have been taking the best care of him

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whisprr is a ghost social media is only reason i cave to nicolai demands i get it in first place because no humans now humans everywhere

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Reply to: @AthenaiDodo (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Ah, the mother of Daniel, this is not a location I was expecting to see you come upon.

Vlad told me about it!

So I have someone to blame now

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) whisprr is a ghost social media is only reason i cave to nicolai demands i get it in first place because no humans now humans ev...

OH BOO-HOO

Ah, I see, likely so you could be informed regarding your beloved and son, and your son's friend. Such makes sense.

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) whisprr is a ghost social media is only reason i cave to nicolai demands i get it in first place because no humans now humans ev...

Sorry I have not yet died to rectify that problem. /s

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(@GhostyPeppers) Yes I heard the news

I'm very glad you have been taking the best care of him

It was really scary. Danny said I could come to visit with him tomorrow. I made him a card. I wasn't sure if he was my my dad or not when I fist heard about it though.

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Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Sorry I have not yet died to rectify that problem. /s

not you not talk about you

12:01 AM

am glad you have not died

12:01 AM

keep up the not dying

I plan to as long as possible.

Vlad didn't say anything about this being a ghost social media platform, though I suppose it makes sense in hindsight.

ugh vlad -_-

Hello and welcome Well, if any human should have it should be the ones involved with ghost and ghost related activities So I say she's fine being here From what I can see she's a very respectable person that can handle herself on here

Hey, Jack's on here so...

Is it still okay if I come even though I know he's not my universe's dad? :C I know I'm not your guys' daughter but I'm still worried.

Of course, sweetie! He would appreciate knowing so many people care about him!

Thank you Mom!!!

12:06 AM

*Mrs. Fenton I mean!!! Sorry :C

sorry about your husband i guess he was the least murderable member of your family

12:06 AM

well no actually second least

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) sorry about your husband i guess he was the least murderable member of your family

I'll get you.

Reply to: @

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(@GhostyPeppers) I'll get you.

am not threaten you

12:07 AM

am being nice :(

Please ignore Skulker he's loony. Also I gotta go to bed my universe's mom is reminding me tomorrow's a school day.

Oh yes get your rest dear!!

Skulker I think is trying to be nice

yeah im being nice

12:08 AM

the maiming wasnt even my fault this time

Goodnight Mom!

12:09 AM

*Mrs. Fenton

Aww.

12:09 AM

And Skulker, someone should take your shovel away

what

Sorry- tone is always hard to read without seeing anybody's faces

, Plus I expect some hostility from you-

oh yeah i swore off hunt my version of your son bc i found better prey so do not worry

…Wait Mrs Fenton’s on here now?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) …Wait Mrs Fenton’s on here now?

Who's this?

Mom please-

It’s Ethan :p

Oh you're Danny's little ✨

Friend

✨ !

Ahahaha

Um… yes..?

✨

FRIEND

✨ LMAO

This is delightful.

Kill me? Right now?

YESSSSS MADDIE!!!!!!!

You’re halfway there

Goodness- I didn't expect to be so popular

, am I really that hip?

Oh very hip

NO WE JUST THINK IT IS FUNNY TO EMBARASS YOUR SON.

Keep using those emojis, ignore Technus

PAY ATTENTION TO ME

IT'S BOTH

oh jesus christ

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) oh jesus christ

Help me man

Yeah, Technus is like that No worries, Mrs. Fenton You just keep being you

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Help me man

Why? I think she’s doing a great job

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Help me man

there is no way i can

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Why? I think she’s doing a great job

OKAY GHOST CHILD'S ✨

FRIEND

✨ LMAO

Shut up dude

When are you boys going to plan another playdate with your friends, hm?

Its been a while!

Playdate? Um, well we were planning on going to a water park, but after this I get it if Danny doesn’t want to go.

Oh nonsense- I think he could use the distraction after what happened

the waterpark sounds fun

stil guna go myself, guna mak it a date day ❤️

oh my god its maddie

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) stil guna go myself, guna mak it a date day ❤️

Aww that's sweet

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) stil guna go myself, guna mak it a date day ❤️

Do you even have a human disguise?

yus, i think is a vry gud one 2. trust me

…mhm

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) oh my god its maddie

Judy help before she starts sharing my baby pictures-

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Judy help before she starts sharing my baby pictures-

maddie share his baby pictures immediately

Please share them

[Maddie proceeds to share a digital scan of the chubbiest white baby you have ever seen in little ghost jammies]

OMGGGGGGGGG

D:

Baby pictures? …

ew

DAW LUK AT THE LIL LAD

MOM???

Aw look at your widdle face

the jamies r a bonus 2

oh yeah. The Ghost pjs really just… yep

Awww look at those little jammies So adorable

oh my god danny you were so smawl....

BABY GHOST CHILD

du parents stil dres their kids up n frily dreses n gowns n such for portraits or did they stop that?

THIS PICTURE IS GOING IN MY NEXT VIRUS

If I become full ghost you know what killed me

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I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) If I become full ghost you know what killed me

And it wasn’t me? Rude.

I'm surprised that he was so chubby as a baby It's a wonder he thinned out so much as he grew into who he is now

BABIES ARE FAT IT IS A FACT OF LIFE

He ended up taking more after me in that department

- genetics can be so strange!

Reply to: @

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(@GhostyPeppers) He ended up taking more after me in that department

- genetics can be so strange!

I can believe you on that

Still can’t believe how little he’s grown since then

I'm taking you with me-

You’d have to catch me first :p

You two are so cute!

HELP???? THAT EMOJI??? (edited)

We’re not cute >>

They are certainly adorable

THEY'RE SOOOO CUTE

Reply to: @

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(@GhostyPeppers) You two are so cute!

That they are

Ugh, we’re just friends

The friend emoji!

Mom

Wow such denial

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Ugh, we’re just friends

IF YOU TWO WERE IN MY UNIVERSE I WOULD USE YOU AS PART OF A SCHEME TO DISTRACT THE GHOST CHILD. THAT IS HOW YOU TWO BEHAVE.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) IF YOU TWO WERE IN MY UNIVERSE I WOULD USE YOU AS PART OF A SCHEME TO DISTRACT THE GHOST CHILD. THAT IS HOW YOU TWO BEHAVE.

Distract him?

Yeah they def have old married couple vibes

DISTRACT HIM. :3

Don't remind me- you pulled the same thing with Valerie.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Don't remind me- you pulled the same thing with Valerie.

THAT I DID!!! OR. YOUR VERSION OF ME DID. BUT I DID TOO!

12:41 AM

AND IT ALMOST WORKED!

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Don't remind me- you pulled the same thing with Valerie.

Wait, what did he do?

SNRK

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) SNRK

Would you like to explain?

AH, TEENAGERS AND THEIR EMOTIONS. HILARIOUS.

Someone should, I’d like to know what kind of weird ghost stuff I’d get roped into.

Yeah, probably a good idea

:3c I WILL NEVER TELL

:3 IM INNOCENT

… Well whatever it is I know I wouldn’t fall for it

Me either!

YOU FELL FOR IT ALREADY GHOST BOY

Can't fool me twice!

UH HUH

I mean I fooled you twice.

Ooh gotcha there XD

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) I mean I fooled you twice.

Kill yourself

Daniel Vladimir Fenton!

…Hold on

YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS VLADIMIR????

Oh...my.... That's a plot twist...

Oh wow that’s… a name.

I HATE EVERYTHING.

what an odd coincidence

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) what an odd coincidence

ZISKEIT........

It wasn't my choice

Ah, Jack

Mm, that explains it

Why did you agree??

In my defense sweetie we assumed he was likely dead by the time you were born

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Damn

That was only half true.

Hey

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Hey

Speak of the devil

and he shall appear

IF I WAS ONE TO BELIEVE IN SUPERSTITION I WOULD SAY THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.

𝑀𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑒_𝐹𝑒𝓃𝓉𝑜𝓃

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Hey

Speak of the devil

and he shall appear

Right? XD

Wow.

Hey Maddie, do you have any photos from college? I’d love to see what Vlad was like back then

OH BOY

Oooh yesssss XD

[she has a photo collage of all of Vlad's various different haircuts just- on hand? His hair went through a lot]

UGH........

Whoa

[mouth hanging open] Whoa.... That....that was a bit excessive...

No clue who that or any of you are. But thats a lot of hairdos. Some. . . much better than others.

Reply to: @

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(@GhostyPeppers) [she has a photo collage of all of Vlad's various different haircuts just- on hand? His hair went through a lot]

HOW MODERN!!!

Come on. I was barely in my twenties and it was the 80s. These are mild.

Mild?! You had hairdos higher than mild?!

I WAS in a punk band.

[Speaking of- old Skunk Punks picture with Vlad looking. Hm. Like a punk rocker to say the very least]

You're not even using the fun ones.

Jack has all of those

‍

Wow

......Of course he does.

Oh geez....

Is Jack your partner? Either of you, frankly.

THE NEW PERSON DOES NOT KNOW THE FENTONLORE

Yes Jack is my husband

I’m new. How would I?

I DO NOT KNOW. I AM JOKING AROUND.

Ah.

MUST NOT BE FROM AMITY THEN. MORE ENVY TOWARDS YOU!!!!!

That’s either a random place in the U.S, Oregon according to google, or the island from Jaws. I’m from neither.

Not Oregon, at least in our universe. But close enough.

Oregon is absolutely not close enough- it is on the other side of the country

its all one landmass isnt it

When's the last time you walked the whole of that landmass with no ghost powers Skulker

Never mind then. Different Amity, I guess.

Imagine....being a ghost and still never having to deal with Amity....a dream honestly.

Then I'm in paradise

I’m not a ghost.

1:50 AM

Far as I’m aware, at least.

Oh, I see. I would judge being on whisprr but considering who I just added in-

Reply to: @

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(@GhostyPeppers) [Maddie proceeds to share a digital scan of the chubbiest white baby you have ever seen in little ghost jammies]

Baby Danny was so cute !!! I wish I got to be a baby at some point :'C !!!!!

You were never a baby?

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) You were never a baby?

Nuh uh. I was artifically made so I've been 12 the entire time I've been conscious :C

Oh that’s. . . unique

I was made at 8

Or not unique, I guess.

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Oh that’s. . . unique

I don't like it either. :c

Nothing wrong with it per se. Just haven’t heard that much.

you're a wonderful young woman Dani remember that

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) you're a wonderful young woman Dani remember that

:C Thank you Vlad.

Cute cat

Oh my profile picture? Thank you. Her name is Maddie. She's a purebead : )

Hi!!!

Maddie. Cute name. Cute cat. Little_Shark, love it.

Hi, Little Shark!

Cute name

8:45 AM

Plus sharks are plenty cute on their own

It is what my dad calls me! Hello!

Reply to: @Little_Shark [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) It is what my dad calls me! Hello!

Hi Danut :D

It’s a cute name. My mams call me mo iasc beag.

Danut :D

What is an iasc beag?

It means “my little fish”

cute

8:51 AM

what language is that?

Irish

Oh sick

Tivin has a ton on nicknames for me.

Tivin?

Mother in Nivanae

Can’t say I’ve heard of it

It's a language from a different planet.

What planet?!?!

@Star_Librarian Am I allowed to talk about it?

I don't think anyone is in any danger from talking about it.

Just wanted to make sure. It was a planet called Kaidia where my parents are from. There were dragons and big birds and shit. Sounded awesome.

You don't need my permission to talk about it on here. Just at other humans who would freak out about that stuff. Also that certainly was a summary.

Good thing im not human

not many people here are

Siren, specifically.

THAT IS SO COOL

a real siren? Damn

I'm just a ghost... clone...

fishman

Eh, that’s plenty cool. And aye. I’m not a fake siren. . .

Well! Our Captain will be happy you are all living and thriving! If you see the Navy, we will keep you safe.

I've met ghosts who look like sirens and have the uuuuh skillset.

Ah death does make us take on some fun forms. Our Captain is a true member of the Merfolk

Well that explains so much

I wasn't purple. Sorry BLUE when I was alive. The gills are new

I am sure it does. Your Admiral pissed off the wrong Mer. The rest of us were very human in life. I suppose making essentially a pact to go down with the ship with her was enough to give us some fishy features.

9:22 AM

I am purple, or as Bastian likes to argue, lilac (edited)

aaaah youve got a posh boy whos picky about the exact hue of colours too huh

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It's. Well please don't ever reveal where your lot is. That will become a problem quicker than you could imagine. Based on recent events, I would be willing to gamble that the seas are going to be a more... turbulent and violent place. More so than usual.

Reply to: @Little_Shark [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I'm just a ghost... clone...

Me too dude, but it's not a bad thing.

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) It's. Well please don't ever reveal where your lot is. That will become a problem quicker than you could imagine. Based on rece...

I have no plans to, and if anyone needs refuge I am sure we can help with that. I would apologize for the Captain but, well... not my place to.

No need to apologize for the Captain, we, unfortunately, understand. Now as for your little firecracker and the fish- I'm currently typing this while dangling upside down from the rigging and watching the men struggle to put out a fire on the mizzenmast.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You don't need my permission to talk about it on here. Just at other humans who would freak out about that stuff. Also that ce...

Noted. Also it's a truncated description

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) No need to apologize for the Captain, we, unfortunately, understand. Now as for your little firecracker and the fish- I'm curre...

Oh dear, well that means you will be fine since you have all your fingers! Edward must like you!

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That's him.... liking us...?

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Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Well! Our Captain will be happy you are all living and thriving! If you see the Navy, we will keep you safe.

Good to know

Don’t ask what happens if you have him actually pissed at you.

Oh dear heavens

I love that little rascal. ❤️

9:34 AM

Fish Stick is a new one for us so I don't know what to expect. Chaos sure, but I think the lot of you will be alright. Depending on how the Captain is faring.

She ah. Hasn't come up from below deck where she and our Admiral were supposedly having a conversation

. . .

9:56 AM

I hope for your sake that she is still okay

Honestly. If only one were to come back up from down there, I pray hope it is your Captain

Your Admiral would try to End her huh?

Yes. At the very least cause, permant, damage.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Fish Stick is a new one for us so I don't know what to expect. Chaos sure, but I think the lot of you will be alright. Dependin...

Fish stick?

Hrm... I believe in her ferocity. And it is a nickname for Tenzac. He is as fishy and not as the rest of my crew.

Ah, I had a neighbor who called me that once.

Aaah.

I think I'm this case she means it in an affectionate way.

That’s sweet.

It is a very affectionate term. Ten is one of ours now after all.

[original post] TODAY I LEARNED THERE IS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE SKULKER AND I ARE SWAPPED. WHAT THE FUCK.

the fuk

WHAT

THERE IS A HALF GHOST JAZZ IN THE CAFE WHO SHIELDED HERSELF AS IF SHE EXPECTED TO BE HIT BY ME AND THEN SAID I LOOKED LIKE I STOLE FROM SKULKER'S CLOSET.

Theres a what

THERE IS A HALF GHOST JAZZ IN THE CAFE WHO SHIELDED HERSELF AS IF SHE EXPECTED TO BE HIT BY ME AND THEN SAID I LOOKED LIKE I STOLE FROM SKULKER'S CLOSET.

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.

wtf

Jazz is a half ghost now?

ALTERNATE JAZZ.

I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THAT. MOSTLY ABOUT ALTERNATE SKULKER......WOWZA

…Cool

Uh.... O...kay....

jazz and her buddy are hilarious and so are their weirdo ghosts

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) THERE IS A HALF GHOST JAZZ IN THE CAFE WHO SHIELDED HERSELF AS IF SHE EXPECTED TO BE HIT BY ME AND THEN SAID I LOOKED LIKE I STO...

WHAT DDDD: ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

With the multiverse going on, it felt like it was only a matter of time before there's some swap timeline. Fascinating to think

Maybe there’s a timeline where I have two dads

3:41 PM

Or one where I have a bad sense of style, that’s a swap

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Bastian is convinced everyone needs better style

He’d be right. If it’s that bad, I’d happily visit. I’ve been wanting to travel a bit for summer

Well siren and mer are all welcome at the cove.

Ooh, good to know. Sounds like fun.

I don't know how to feel about a halfa Jazz.

Might swing over then

I can come find you if you want. I don't trust putting maps on here.

And I don’t trust random people knowing my location

It's honestly for the best, trust me on that one.

I do not trust. Random strangers. With my location.

Then we meet somewhere mutual.

Such as. . .

There's word of a lovely cafe. Never been myself but that seems to be a good meeting place.

I have been. It’s decent. Not my fav, but it’ll do.

I might stop by there then... and maybe grab something for the crew. [Deleted] I am going to go mad with worry.

You're going to the human realms, to visit a cafe?

Oh no! Ghost side!

5:17 PM

Gonna get tea and some goods.

[[ Original Post ]] I am immesnely sick of laying in bed, do you think Phantom'll notice if I sneak off to grab a book from the Keep's library?

Yes. But go ahead. That shouldn't be too much movement; but let me know if you need help.

The book are meant to be read. I even dusted a bit last time I was there!

Thank you my liege, I shall avoid moving in too strenuous a manner lol. If you have time later would you mind bringing in a tv and a console or something and we could hang out a bit? I left my nintendo switch with Hazel, otherwise I'd show you the new Zelda game.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Oh no! Ghost side!

. . . We have a ghost cafe? How long have we had that?!

:P I'm setting up a room as a gaming hang-out. Just need to go shopping.

Reply to: @I_Am_Not_Associated_With_These_People (@Jerrymis) . . . We have a ghost cafe? How long have we had that?!

No idea but I am bringing back your favorite!

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) :P I'm setting up a room as a gaming hang-out. Just need to go shopping.

I can help!!

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) :P I'm setting up a room as a gaming hang-out. Just need to go shopping.

Oh fuck yesssss!!!!! If you want you can borrow my medallion and grab a nintendo switch from 2017. I'm not too big on Breath of the Wild but a lot of people love the shit out of it. You should also get the Thousand Year Door Remake, they made Vivian trans again.

I'm from the future too but I have never used a medallion before. o.o

I will absolutely go snag future games. And help would be nice

Yay! Hang out with my brother time!

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I'm from the future too but I have never used a medallion before. o.o

Clockwork gave it to me so I could Accomplish a Task but he hasn't answered my texts since so I just kept it.

Do you want my Danny to like, send you back?

I'm fine I can go back whenever since I still have the medallion. I've just been going back and forth on occasion.

Oooooh

I'm still not exactly... happy with CW, anyway.

Which makes sense he is kind of a bitch (no offense to any of the other miscellanious clockworks who happen to read this).

Well at least that’s something we can agree on.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Well at least that’s something we can agree on.

LMAO.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) :P I'm setting up a room as a gaming hang-out. Just need to go shopping.

That should be interesting. About time the Keep had some more interesting activity going on XD

Healer's wing. Game room. I approve. I still want to garden around the outside of it.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Healer's wing. Game room. I approve. I still want to garden around the outside of it.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ T h i s.

Which I need to figure out the logistics of what I am packing and what I am not... The book hoard may or may not come with me.

Transport can definitely be arranged.

That would be incredibly helpful. Plus I have two big buff men who I may ask to help carry things too. Books are heavy.

6:20 PM

Well people keep saying they are.

Could see if there are empty shelves anywhere

I might hoard them in whatever room Laru and I claim.

Even in a bigger house, she can't escape the book hoard.

They are important! Especially the ones I am filling out.

Only teasing :P You're making a book?

Trying to transcribe what I can remember of Kaidian history and stories.

whre the fuk is tall blonde n handsume when u ned him.

Who?

the fuking crews doc

Oh no what happened?!

Do you need me to come over there?

think cuck got the cptn, b rdy when we get thre plz. Luks bad.

You need help?

les ppl hre rn, the betr. Fire cracker n i can get hr 2 the cove.

i am never leaving the fucking house again

8:51 PM

cockwork can get his own fucking coffee

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Buy him a coffee machine.

he says it doesnt taste as good

Mayve does have good coffee

@xXBioTechXx is offline

NICKY?????

Uh…

@xXBioTechXx is online

OH THANK FUCK. KETZELEH ARE YOU OKAY?

I AM FIINE

capnport started a thread. 7/15/2024 11:32 PM

hey. did anyone stop by the boat lately without telling me?

Not guilty. One of the kids?

maybe.......

Whats up?

HMM it's nothing BIG its just

1:06 PM

theres some stuff missing from my cabin

You want me to come over and check it out?

if youre not too busy yeah

omw.

I can honestly tell you that it isn't any of us!

yeah i would figure bc im p sure if it was like. someone goofing off they would have chosen something else

1:30 PM

and if it was just a regular thief they would have stolen the shit that. costs money??

weird...sounds familiar... i hope you can get your stuff back at least

yeah :( and id agree but.....theres nothing really BIG stolen like there was with you

You don't think perhaps..?

1:33 PM

Hm. Best of luck.

thanks its fucking weird

1:34 PM

NOT a fan

i dont wanna make any big claims without evidence or really a single clue- you wanna go out drinking later to cheer you up?

I offer rum in these trying times.

<:3c you guys are swweeeet yeah thatd probably be a good idea

Just learned that australia is wider than the moon. Thought it was a fun fact to bring up.

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Really???

Yeah

That is really cool

Wider than the moon- pretty wide id say

Yeah, just read it in a book. Fun facts with Aether I guess haha

You got any more crazy facts, book boy?

Uh, people have a unique tongue print of their own?

I wonder if clones have unique ones...

Oh I have a fun one.

3:56 PM

You can't breath with your tongue out.

Yes I can???

Did you just try that?

Reply to: @Plants_vs_Zombie [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I wonder if clones have unique ones...

Finger and tongue prints are influenced by their environment as well as genetics, so yes.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Did you just try that?

Yup!

3:57 PM

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) Finger and tongue prints are influenced by their environment as well as genetics, so yes.

Cool!!!

Cool, you probably looked like a panting dog when you did it.

4:00 PM

It's a prank, not a fact.

Ooooh. Heheh that's funny. Makes me think of Wulf. I miss him, he is fun.

Hm, been a while since I last saw him.

Hope he is okay!

Probably chasing his tail or something.

time to ask my mams, about letting me make a likely bad decision

What sort of bad decision? Also sorry I dashed kid, I had an emergency to sort out

Visiting the cove. You made it sound like a bad idea.

What? No the Cove is a safe place. I said giving you a map was a bad idea because there is a jerk running around.

Oh, then I’m absolutely swinging by

Someone should probably show you how to get here... Captain would greet you but she is... occupied.

Oh?

Usually need to show folks how to get here.

That’d be nice.

Do you need to come here today or is this a curiosity of a teenager thing?

we’re safe. it’s a curiosity thing. though it is good to have a safe spot if needed. for me and mum and mam.

Can I make sure my Captain isn't going to double die on me first?

Knock yourself out.

If I did that, Henry would be cross.

Who?

The doctor.

9:20 PM

We have a gunner, doctor, tactician, navigator, cook/seamster, and captain.

I have a question.

YES?

Does anyone on here do weapons commissions?

KEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS ALREADY. DONT YOU HAVE PEOPLE IN YOUR OWN UNIVERSE FOR THAT.

10:21 PM

HOWEVER. I WILL TAKE THIS CHANCE TO PROMOTE MY BOYFRIEND @apexpredator

I'm branching out.

10:21 PM

Thank you.

KEEL

10:22 PM

Where the FUCK are you

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR GRAMMAR

The phone makes me sound very fancy, doesn't it?

10:22 PM

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Where the FUCK are you

What's it to you.

Reply to: @ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) The phone makes me sound very fancy, doesn't it?

...ARE YOU SOMEONE ELSE WITH KEEL'S PHONE? YOU ARE TYPING WEIRD.

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with her you piece of shit

10:23 PM

Someone TOOK her and i can't fucking find her

GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL LOCATION AND LOOK AROUND THERE

[Casually IP-tracking ExcitableSwashbuckler's location]

HELLO? hang on im at shania's- im getting my ass out of here

Dramatic much?

>:0

who are you- im coming for you you sonnabaapabitch

. . .

10:29 PM

How intimidating.

Reply to: @ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Does anyone on here do weapons commissions?

I can do design commissions?

10:30 PM

Though it’s mainly more in the realm of style than stab

Dude don't do buisness with a KIDNAPPER ffs

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) [Casually IP-tracking ExcitableSwashbuckler's location]

[its uh. keels ship. so]

......OKAY THE LOCATION IS LITERALLY JUST KEEL'S SHIP.

10:33 PM

SO WHOEVER IT IS IS STILL THERE.

D: Is Keel okay?!?!?!??!?!

Son of a bitch you TRICKED me

omw don't move a fucking INCH.

Reply to: @ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) How intimidating.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU WRETCHED WASTE OF SPACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:CCCCCCCCCC

Can people stop kidnapping people for five seconds??? That is a good way to get double dead.

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Dude don't do buisness with a KIDNAPPER ffs

Did not know that part

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Did not know that part

THAT IS WHY YOU READ THE WHOLE THREAD! THOUGH IT IS NOT BAD TO WANT TO DO BUSINESS WITH PEOPLE

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU WRETCHED WASTE OF SPACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:CCCCCCCC...

Wow.

Reply to: @ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Wow.

KICKING YOU!!!! THROWING BRICKS AT YOU!!!!!! SETTING YOU ON FIRE!!!!!!! WHERE IS KEEL YOU SCOUNDREL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:CCCCCC

omw get ready to hve yur ass kicked motherfucker

Oie, where did you put the nice lady pirate you twat?

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) omw get ready to hve yur ass kicked motherfucker

CRIMSON I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU AS SOON AS I FIND THE BIG CAST IRON SKILLET TO HIT THIS FUCKER WITH.

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dani please you are like three apples tall

True but counterpoint: cast iron skillets hurt to get hit really hard with.

i think bullet and crimson can handle it and probably keel too

I am on standby if you need a heavy hitter to tag in.

...can I do anything to help? also can i beat up whoever kidnapped her later?

You could... film the fight. From a distance. For evidence.

I don't think that's helping. Also this guy seems like an asshole and I wanna beat him with a skillet.

Counter argument: if you get hurt by someone who's able to overpower Keel, you'd have an army who will beat up this guy for you

What in the hell did I log on to?

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Reply to: @Kiss_of_Death (@capnport) What in the hell did I log on to?

Keel got kidnapped by some DICKWAD

Please do not get hurt, Dani...

Reply to: @Kiss_of_Death (@capnport) What in the hell did I log on to?

Daily news of chaos and tea

Reply to: @Iridescent_Butterfly (@Forestfairyunicorn) Counter argument: if you get hurt by someone who's able to overpower Keel, you'd have an army who will beat up this guy for you

Don't encourage someone to go get their ass kicked just so people will revenge! That's fucked up!

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>:( KEEL got kidnapped??? better have been some big cool ass fight bc i s2g

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Please do not get hurt, Dani...

:C Okay...

10:53 PM

Reply to: @Kiss_of_Death (@capnport) Don't encourage someone to go get their ass kicked just so people will revenge! That's fucked up!

No yeah Kitty(?)'s right, especially since I'm like 12 biologically speaking at least. :C

Yeah that's me.

.

Let's not encourage Dani getting hurt. Ever. At all.

Reply to: @Kiss_of_Death (@capnport) Don't encourage someone to go get their ass kicked just so people will revenge! That's fucked up!

I wasn't, I was telling her what happens if she got hurt. I was trying to warn her not to go!

And encouraging/hoping for Dani to get hurt is a good way to get hurt, yourself.

You chose poor wording then

Poor wording.

Extremely poor wording, sorry everyone

In any case, I rather like Keel from the short bit I have met her and now I am rather worried...

Dani, don't go. You have a big heart.

i won't :c

Hrm. Should I go wreck shit?

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Hrm. Should I go wreck shit?

......Yes but only if you promise to tell me when Keel's okay.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) ......OKAY THE LOCATION IS LITERALLY JUST KEEL'S SHIP.

Coords?

[Coords sent]

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) ......Yes but only if you promise to tell me when Keel's okay.

Will do.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Will do.

Thank you!

Be safe, Inferno.

good news: found keel bad news: god damn this is one of the weirdest situations i have put myself in

Are you sure about that? What's going on?

Why the hell are there so many genocide-timeline people showing up??? None of them are even from my version of it

.

12:36 AM

Ah.

Is Keel okay? What's going on?

ah is that why bad!keel looked like she was gonna shit bricks when you showed up also yeah keel is ok except i think she hit her head because she's saying stuff I wish she wasn't

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oh shit another one of us? awesome. well. not awesome. that sucks actually. but like, if she's one of us, we'll rock w her.

Yes, Keel is ok. Assuming the sassy lesbian Crimson brought up from below deck is the right Keel.

im BISEXUAL as shown by the fac tthat im looking at YOU also haiiiii i got my phone back

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Oh, sorry. Sassy bisexual.

He is really pretty to look at, huh?

12:38 AM

Glad you are doing good Keel!

Oh thank goodness I was really worried for a while I was ready to throw down if I had to

i should have known it was timeline shit the second I found out she was robbed earlier

[picture of her bad end self looking uncomfortably hot] lol amirite

Huh

my life is a nightmare

THANK YOU FOR BEING A BRO BULLET.....

12:43 AM

she grabbed me when i was going to startle you with a construct

So now follow up question, is Inferno alright?

looks like he got nicked by my sword, but considering his powers i dont....think hell suffer from that too much

Likely will be fine, but I am a worry wart about people... and with all the other people coming back from the worse timelines, I guess I worry.

Yeah, I'll be fine. Might have to go punch a clock-face or three for not doing their job, though.

Sounds about right

. . . Can I watch? /hj

Reply to: @ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) im BISEXUAL as shown by the fac tthat im looking at YOU also haiiiii i got my phone back

I'M SO GLAD YOURE OKAY KEEL !!!!! * HUGS ! ! ! * I wanted to come and help but everyone was worried I'd get hurt :C Is your alternate timeline self still there? Can you tell her I'm sorry for calling her a dickwad and stuff ??

she headbutt me . (

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Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) she headbutt me . (

I'm sorry :C Are you gonna be okay?

nah feel sorry for me dani im WOUNDED

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) nah feel sorry for me dani im WOUNDED

D: How badly ??????

Ten bucks says it was his pride.

Im just messing with you Dani im fine. Also. yeah. it was my pride. and my forehead

Okay, sorry I got worried :C I'm glad you're alright

Dont say sorry. Youre sweet. Keel says hi.

Thank you. And is that normal keel or the other one?

Normal.. the mean one's scowling at me

Makes sense. Can you tell Kell I said hello back?

god you're so cute Dani lol

Reply to: @ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) god you're so cute Dani lol

KEEL!!!! I'm so glad you're okay!!!! ToT

im FIIIIINE shes really nice :3 pretty too!

Reply to: @ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) im FIIIIINE shes really nice :3 pretty too!

:O oh cool! Can I meet her so I can apologize to having been rude?

she could use some cheering up

Okie dokie! Are you still on your ship?

at shanias actualyl!

Okay! I'm on my way!!

Wait, Keel? The flattened pale barracuda is Keel?!

4:07 PM

The Keel that knows me?

Flattened pale barracuda sounds fecking delicious

Are you calling Keel delicious?

Do you mean the fucking albino crocodile?

I’m calling that description delicious.

Reply to: @Deputy Bullet (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Do you mean the fucking albino crocodile?

. . . So that's what it is!

it's a picture of her pet yeah. Sprinkles

. . . Can I meet Sprinkles?

Awww cute pet

4:13 PM

Don’t get eaten, you will give Sprinkles heartburn

I wouldn't!

Good! No becoming a snack, Captain would be sad.

[[ Original Post ]] Mom showed me Columbo the other day and I love Leiutenant Columbo. I wanna be his friend.

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the most surprising thing about this post is you didnt ALREADY watch columbo

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) the most surprising thing about this post is you didnt ALREADY watch columbo

Vlad never showed it to me and Danny apparently I thought I should watch Shrek first

lol

I have never seen it.

It's so good! It's about Lieutenant Columbo who works for the Homicide department of the LAPD and he solves crimes and stuff!!! It's kind of a unique take on the mystery genre cuz the crime is actually always the first scene of the episode so the audience already knows everything and the fun part is seeing Columbo find stuff and catch the murderer!! :D (edited)

youd like it hes got a dog

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) youd like it hes got a dog

I love Dog. He's a good dog C:

That sounds delightful and I do like the dog aspect. I will have to watch it.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) It's so good! It's about Lieutenant Columbo who works for the Homicide department of the LAPD and he solves crimes and stuff!!! ...

oh man, been ages since I've heard of it. I remember his iconic "just one more thing"

[Original Post] Uhhhhh what the fuck

?

I was just in the Far Frozen like 5 minutes ago and I'm back home?? Also Aether is going nuts again but we can discuss that in a second

You made a portal?

Wait? What is occuring to Aether?

?

Shit did I?? Also uhhhh...maybe we should DM about that

I dont know he just kinda...lost it I think? I thought he was joking around at first- that what he always does, but.

Wait... He lost it?

THANK FUCK YOU’RE STILL ALIVE. Oh dude, look I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to wig out like that. I thought I was just tapping in not deep diving.

Okay well good to know you didn't actually go insane- I'm fine though- for the most part I mean

I can explain everything later. What do you mean for the most part? I didn’t hurt you did I?

I mean we were fighting, isn't hurting me kinda the point?

I mean… yeah? But like… did I hurt you a lot?

2:42 PM

Like more than I normally would when not ‘losing it’

I'm just tired and junk, I'll be fine

2:43 PM

Sorry for dipping like that- I wasn't expecting to do...whatever I did

I mean if anything I’m glad you did, man, I’m so relieved I didn’t just end you.

Awh you care about me?

Of course I care you idiot! Why else would I want to hang out with you?

Awhhh I'm no longer in punching distance so I can be as annoying as I want

I can fix that -_-

Lol Just take care of yourself, man. We can figure out whats up with you together, okay?

You two, istg Adorable.

Still waiting on them to make it offical

christ

Ugh, we’re not a thing! I could have killed him, killing is not a love language!

WELL-

I am saying nothing.

for some people it is

well.

Well....

WELL.

Danny and Aether sitting in a tree-

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) for some people it is

I hope your Admiral doesn't get any wrong ideas about our Captain.

OH COME ON

nooo comment

I was just trying to lighten the mood a bit- don't make it weird

Uuugh

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I hope your Admiral doesn't get any wrong ideas about our Captain.

Very unlikely but ehhhhh. You never know???? He's harder to read than he once was. Oh I got out of the rigging by the way.

from what ive seen about them on whisprr uhhhhhhhhh

3:12 PM

aha

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Ugh, we’re not a thing! I could have killed him, killing is not a love language!

If it were it'd be a really shitty love language >:C

Congratulations. Surprised there was still rigging to detangle from.

Those two lads do seem sweet on each other though. Ah the denial phase though. It didn't all burn to a crisp. We've... had to replace a good portion and there's still a great deal of repairs to be made across the fleet, but I'd still say the outlook is favorable fleetwise.

Reply to: @Silver_Surfer (@Danté) You two, istg Adorable.

Is that sonic the fucking hedgehog?

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I swear to god if ONE more person makes a comment about this

It's silver you goddamned plebian

3

I swear I get busy for one minute… Danny, Aether, are you two okay?

u 2 r adruble as fuk. Kis alrdy. Sorry just had 2. Lol.

4

I'm fine, yeah.

3:15 PM

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) u 2 r adruble as fuk. Kis alrdy. Sorry just had 2. Lol.

I'm coming for you, fish face

ah young love

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I'm coming for you, fish face

Plz do. I culd use the distriction.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Plz do. I culd use the distriction.

whats up man?

Uh. Thngs r kind bad rn. Il tel u ltr, promise.

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Those two lads do seem sweet on each other though. Ah the denial phase though. It didn't all burn to a crisp. We've... had to ...

Good. Buys us time to figure out our shit

aw, how cute.

And please distract Fish Stick. He is going to pace a hole in our island.

3

Maybe I wont actually, he can solve his own problems

Hey man whatevers going on im here for you

You got this.

1

Sorry just finished backreading - Danny are you alright??? :CCC

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I'm fine, yeah.

Oh good

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) I swear I get busy for one minute… Danny, Aether, are you two okay?

I think so???

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Maybe I wont actually, he can solve his own problems

myb ur just scrd ill kick ur ass- ~~ten stop picking fights with kids please~~

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) I think so???

Okay What happened?

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) (@Beat Boxing Puppy) It's silver you goddamned plebian

Oh, excuse me, let me just drag an ancient arcade machine into the fucking pelagic depths.

5

I'm fine I'm just- kinda drained tbh

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Oh, excuse me, let me just drag an ancient arcade machine into the fucking pelagic depths.

if bullet can do it so can you

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Okay What happened?

It’s nothing, just a… sparring accident I guess?

3:20 PM

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I'm fine I'm just- kinda drained tbh

What did I hit you with?

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Good. Buys us time to figure out our shit

I mean. Admiral is missing again so it's going to be awhile before we do anything anyways. Repairs first, then finding the Admiral.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I'm fine I'm just- kinda drained tbh

:C Okay. I hope you'll get lots of rest and feel way better soon.

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) I mean. Admiral is missing again so it's going to be awhile before we do anything anyways. Repairs first, then finding the Admi...

is this dude allergic to staying in one spot

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Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) What did I hit you with?

A lot of things, the ghostly wail being one of them-

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Reply to: @ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) is this dude allergic to staying in one spot

He's allergic to making good decisions it seems.

Reply to: @ExcitableSwashbuckler (@Beat Boxing Puppy) is this dude allergic to staying in one spot

Captain cored him

Because she is bad ass.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Captain cored him

Because she is bad ass.

HAHA WAIT IS SHE HOLDING ONTO HIS CORE-

No. But i prmised not 2 say whre it is. They hav 2 find him ob thir own.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) A lot of things, the ghostly wail being one of them-

?????????????????????????????????? He hit you with what

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) No. But i prmised not 2 say whre it is. They hav 2 find him ob thir own.

WHEEZE

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) It’s nothing, just a… sparring accident I guess?

Oh okay

...... A timeout will likely do him well. We'll find him in due time.

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) if bullet can do it so can you

Who is bullet???

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) A lot of things, the ghostly wail being one of them-

WAIT WHAT?!

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Who is bullet???

antisocial

Reply to: @BoatKrakenLacken (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) ...... A timeout will likely do him well. We'll find him in due time.

As he deserves. Asshole.

I mean to be fair I used it on him first so-

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I mean to be fair I used it on him first so-

I'm not even going to ask why.

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Who is bullet???

heyo

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy)

antisocial

I just GOT HERE

I hit you with that while being charged up and you’re still here??? … Alright, respect earned.

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy)

antisocial

Do you mean antisocial or asocial because those mean two different things.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Do you mean antisocial or asocial because those mean two different things.

whatever one is correct

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) I just GOT HERE

You're from Elsewhere, aren't you?

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) I hit you with that while being charged up and you’re still here??? … Alright, respect earned.

Told you I was tougher than I looked

Yet you nearly passed out after using your wail on me.

3:29 PM

Two words, breathing exercises.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) I mean to be fair I used it on him first so-

Well, if that’s the case…

Yeah because breathing is going to help??

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy)

whatever one is correct

Antisocial is usually used to refer to things that are contrary to prosocial behavior like doing self serving or malicious stuff. Asocial is more so used to refer to people who are withdrawn from social life, like loners and stuff.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Antisocial is usually used to refer to things that are contrary to prosocial behavior like doing self serving or malicious stuf...

thank you dani. asocial!

something something weed in this thread.

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Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) thank you dani. asocial!

You're welcome !!! :D

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Yeah because breathing is going to help??

…It strengthens your lungs and you can use it longer without getting tired, I can use 6 of them, 8 is kind of a push though.

Right.

Training is a good thing :p

SIX

I thought that had more to do with the fact that I had super powers and less about my ability to breathe but- I guess you're the expert

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Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Training is a good thing :p

That it is

I did it once on accident! Six.

Six

3:36 PM

good lord.

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Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) …It strengthens your lungs and you can use it longer without getting tired, I can use 6 of them, 8 is kind of a push though.

O_O I think I'm a little afraid of you now...

I’m not going to use it on anyone! I didn’t even mean to use it on Danny!

i love learning that my pathetic alternate doesnt know basic shit

Mean. I'm dissapointed in you. :C (edited)

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) i love learning that my pathetic alternate doesnt know basic shit

Jump off a bridge??

Sams asleep so ive got my phone back. Hi. what the fuck happened here.

Its fine dont worry about it

Look it was an accident ok? I wasn’t trying to waste Danny or anything

Reply to: @PoetryInMotion (@capnport) You're from Elsewhere, aren't you?

Define that? Why is that capitalized

He’s home, safe and sound

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Define that? Why is that capitalized

A timeline that isn't a divergence from the main one. Does Amity Park exist in your universe?

I'm gonna worry about it Danny. I'm already worrying. The worry train has long since left the station Danny. (edited)

is dad alright. fucking hell i go away and everything goes to shit

if its any consolation YOUR father still has both his arms

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vlad im going to kill you. also SIX??? EIGHT AT MOST??

Like Aether said- I'm home safe. I'm in my bed! Its chill

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Mean. I'm dissapointed in you. :C

come on

Reply to: @PoetryInMotion (@capnport) A timeline that isn't a divergence from the main one. Does Amity Park exist in your universe?

I have no clue, wrong country

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Jump off a bridge??

what to go swimming? lol

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) what to go swimming? lol

To shut you up

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) I have no clue, wrong country

Understood.

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) what to go swimming? lol

dont ever talk about swimming around me again after yesterday i NEVER. want to see a pool.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) if its any consolation YOUR father still has both his arms

You can jump off a bridge too

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) dont ever talk about swimming around me again after yesterday i NEVER. want to see a pool.

lol? what happened???

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) You can jump off a bridge too

Tempting but ill pass for now.

Lucy, I presume, happened.

Yeah Lucy happened

3:44 PM

We went to the waterpark and there wasnt any water when we left.

Well, so as long as everyone is alright and no one is deathly injured I think we can all relax for the time being

HOW

Alcohol

my afterlife is a nightmare

I had fun

I can certainly agree with that. A bit of brandy may be pleasant right now. But alas it shall wait.

At least someone had fun

Good luck, Jerry!

I appreciate it. Best of luck to you and yours as well. I do wish for the best and will be worried till I hear good news and tidings.

Henry is the best I have ever met and Captain is too stubborn. So things will be alright.

I hope there’s still some water left at the water park >> I still want to go there

Why would there not be

Lucy, presumably.

Lucy has been affectionately called a ‘nuke’

She's a fucking gem.

whn r u planing on going 2 the wtr prk?

I adore Lucy

hey im pretty sure they can just...put water back in....eventually

Why is she called a nuke

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Why is she called a nuke

You'll know once you meet her :D

because she nukes things

A bit of a powerhouse.

[video of lucy going saiyan on the prison]

Oh wow.

Yeah I mean. Can't get more direct than that

HEY I TOOK THAT VIDEO! :D

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) whn r u planing on going 2 the wtr prk?

You should go, even if Captain isn't up to it, kay?

Thats my sister for you. I live with that thing. That gremlin sleeps in my house.

3:55 PM

Also which park are you going to? We're pretty far from Amity so you should be good

plus like. Multiverse stuff. I think we're probably banned..

they should be used to lucy

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You should go, even if Captain isn't up to it, kay?

im not going if shes not ok... plus i wnted hr 2 b thre wit me... it was guna b a date... tace bel n everyting.

I think her first swimming lesson went reeeeally well.

Yeah Dash only drowned. a little.

lol

Did she panic, or did she get over-excited?

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Also which park are you going to? We're pretty far from Amity so you should be good

plus like. Multiverse stuff. I think we'r...

Oh yeah the one near us should be fine. Maybe

3:57 PM

Its still Amity so

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Did she panic, or did she get over-excited?

Both? It was mostly excitement I think. I had to keep reminding her not to walk on water. So.

What is she, Jesus?

Heh.

Dont give her ideas.

insert antichrist joke here

bitch i might be

HELLO?

Greetings, Wraith.

:3 hey bro. hey unky

Sam was right about not checking my phone i regret everything.

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) bitch i might be

Jesus wishes he was as badass as you.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Jesus wishes he was as badass as you.

Damn right he does. Imagine being crucified. couldnt be me.

Yeah that was kinda cringe of him

hey wraith

heeey brooo

I am not your Uncle. I exist in the present, and move forward one second at a time. The world is being made as it happens, and I along with it.

imagine being cringe about being called uncle

Because otherwise you'll give yourself a migraine?

You're my uncle loser

4:04 PM

Everybody in heres my uncle ive just decided

noted

Assigned Uncle by Worm Empress

Uncle judy ily

Uhhh… Okay?….

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) imagine being cringe about being called uncle

Her mere existence fucks with my perception of reality. I do not perceive time the same way others do.

Reply to: @PoetryInMotion (@capnport) Her mere existence fucks with my perception of reality. I do not perceive time the same way others do.

Im sorry man guess ill die

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Everybody in heres my uncle ive just decided

How honorable.

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Im sorry man guess ill die

No, I am not saying this as a slight against you.

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) How honorable.

Holy shit Uncle Pariah hey man hows it going

Just that I would prefer if you not refer to y

4:05 PM

What the fuck

DON'T CALL THE WAR CRIMINAL YOUR UNCLE??

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Everybody in heres my uncle ive just decided

WHAT ABOUT MY HEART WHO GETS VERY DYSPHORIC AT BEING CALLED UNCLE?

I'm fine wtih this actually.

did u not read what i just said danny!!

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) How honorable.

Tch You don’t even deserve that…

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) WHAT ABOUT MY HEART WHO GETS VERY DYSPHORIC AT BEING CALLED UNCLE?

Aunt Skulker is an exception i would NEVER

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Tch You don’t even deserve that…

Thanks.

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) im not going if shes not ok... plus i wnted hr 2 b thre wit me... it was guna b a date... tace bel n everyting.

Really worried sick huh. Me too, Tenzac.

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Everybody in heres my uncle ive just decided

Aren't we sisters??? :O

why am i not surprised in the slightest by this

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Aunt Skulker is an exception i would NEVER

GOOD GOOD :3c

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Aren't we sisters??? :O

uncle-sisters now. sorry i dont make the rules. yes i do.

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Thanks.

You’re not welcome

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ])

uncle-sisters now. sorry i dont make the rules. yes i do.

Okay. Uncle sisters then.

what are you on.

High on life uncle bullet

Ugh, im gonna take a nap if anyone needs me. Peace ✌️

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) what are you on.

have you never heard of WHIMSY

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? OBVIOUSLY HE HAS NOT (edited)

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) have you never heard of WHIMSY

uh yeah? im whimsical.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Ugh, im gonna take a nap if anyone needs me. Peace ✌️

Sleep well bud

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) uh yeah? im whimsical.

like hell

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Everybody in heres my uncle ive just decided

[liked]

Why did we give that guy whisprr again?

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) like hell

im full of whimsy

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) im full of whimsy

youre as bad as hardy with whimsy

no the fuck you aint. Whimsical my ass.

A tax form is more whimsical than you Ben

mean to me

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Why did we give that guy whisprr again?

I enjoy the social aspect of this very much.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Why did we give that guy whisprr again?

I don’t even remember at this point

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Everybody in heres my uncle ive just decided

Uncle-brother. Nice.

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) uh yeah? im whimsical.

I'm sorry but I don't think you have a single whimsical electron in your entire body :CCCCC

get dunked onnnn

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I enjoy the social aspect of this very much.

Only because you know if you ever saw anyone face-to-face you’d be beaten up -_-

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Why did we give that guy whisprr again?

Because people are easy to mess with, and this shit's hilarious.

you just wait until the fucking gala ill be the most whimsical mf in that building.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Only because you know if you ever saw anyone face-to-face you’d be beaten up -_-

[liked]

HA oh. the gala.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Only because you know if you ever saw anyone face-to-face you’d be beaten up -_-

Like you did, huh Kitten?

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) you just wait until the fucking gala ill be the most whimsical mf in that building.

suuuure buddy

pariah dark just called you kitten how does that feel

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Because people are easy to mess with, and this shit's hilarious.

That’s true XD

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) you just wait until the fucking gala ill be the most whimsical mf in that building.

Good luck with that

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Like you did, huh Kitten?

At least I’m not someone’s fucking house pet!

lmao bullet getting dragged through the mud by a little girl. sad.

?? die?

been there done that bitch

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) At least I’m not someone’s fucking house pet!

Pet would imply I'm well-liked

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I enjoy the social aspect of this very much.

Which at some point I still need to harass you. We can "socialize". With tea and cookies and shit or however this is supposed to work.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) At least I’m not someone’s fucking house pet!

Tell him Aether!

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Pet would imply I'm well-liked

True, you’re more of a beta fish right now

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) True, you’re more of a beta fish right now

[after googling what those are] A type of animal often put into too-small enclosures and not given enough enrichment of the correct type? Yes I suppose so.

4:16 PM

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Which at some point I still need to harass you. We can "socialize". With tea and cookies and shit or however this is supposed...

I can't exactly stop you.

Hah, I got Pariah to call himself a fish

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Hah, I got Pariah to call himself a fish

Nice one!

No you can't, but you can say no to visitors.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) No you can't, but you can say no to visitors.

News to me.

I try to give people some agency. Plenty of people tell to fuck off all the time

He can’t really stop me from portalling there :p (edited)

You see?

Hey, if you’re going to be allowed to stick around then I get to bug you

Oh he can't actually stop us, but I am trying to give some choice in the matter.

I’m not

I see that

Not that I find being lightly bothered by a child all that annoying. It's rather cute.

I’m not cute!

You are attention starved and bored

Both things can be true.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Which at some point I still need to harass you. We can "socialize". With tea and cookies and shit or however this is supposed...

I don't think you should go anywhere near him

dont worry shell be bringing me and inferno if she can

Reply to: @Neri Halloran (@Dyl) Is that sonic the fucking hedgehog?

It is I - Silver

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) dont worry shell be bringing me and inferno if she can

Good.

He isn't the first tyrant Inhave had the "pleasure" to speak with. And he is shorter than the last one so I will be fine.

I'm shorter because I need to be able to fit into this damned room.

I doubt you could get to the size I am thinking of, unless you are a fucking kaiju.

…I still need to test if I can become Godzilla. >>

. . . I want to see that. I can point and scream dramatically

Me, Danny, Sam and Tucker watched it a while back, coolest film ever.

4:47 PM

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) . . . I want to see that. I can point and scream dramatically

Sure, I’ll let you know when

I watched all of them as they came out.

4:48 PM

I should rewatch those.

I wonder how far into the realms I could bat Pariah with a tail like that

I'd love to see it

Same XD

Hah

Phantom wouldn’t allow it

4:51 PM

He’s no fun

Make an Effigy.

4:51 PM

Set it on fire and then smack it

…

i love making effigys

It is cathartic. Like ones made of ice and smashed with a mace.

I’d rather the real deal

Sure, but compromise

Wait, Aether, are you a shapeshifter?

Yeah, sort of

4:54 PM

Only animals

Huh... reminds me of someone I knew. Neat.

That's sick as hell!

Yeah, I mostly just do it for fun

4:55 PM

That and I give awesome Panda hugs

4:56 PM

Dani can vouch for me there

... I kinda want one now

Just remind me when we next see each other

Does that mean you could turn into a dragon?

Sure

4:59 PM

As long as I see it from every angle I can be it.

4:59 PM

Like those weird acid alien things

4:59 PM

I could probably be one of those

Huh... well sadly I cannot show off the dragon part. But cool to know.

It does feel weird if I become something bigger or smaller than me though

5:00 PM

I feel either super cramped or very stretched out

Tivin, how tall am I in wolf form?

5:02 PM

Like 7'5?

Uh I don't know... just taller than me.

5:02 PM

But I get being disoriented. When I could go full dragon, it was quite a bit larger.

5:03 PM

But I got used to it with frequency. Full human feels like I am wearing something too tight and I cannot take a full breath.

Reply to: @Silver_Surfer (@Danté) It is I - Silver

It is you, eulipotyphla I barely know

capnport started a thread. 7/18/2024 11:22 PM

why is my taste in men like this

Is he a sailor? If so, instant no.

LMAO.

That's a bit rude...

hes a soggy idiot is what he is

what are you doing dude lmao

my life is a nightmare

liveblogging this to kitty rn

LIVEBLOGGING WHAT?

I believe they were making out

yea

BWHAWJGF? LOL?

two of the same guy. that's 100% a new thing to see!

ben welcome to the polycule

Heh

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Is he a sailor? If so, instant no.

Some sailors can be hot

Im an exmlpe of that 4 sur

me too :3

Eh, you are alright. More the Captain's type. I prefer my sailors a bit more fair~

Wel, cant argu thre

Inés, must you rank sailors in terms of . . . hotness.

I am not ranking people! I just prefer women!

[Original post] Happy Moon Landing day!

Eat green cheese to celebrate, and make a sacrifice to the man on the moon

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) [Original post] Happy Moon Landing day!

Happy moon landing day Danny :D !!!!

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Happy moon landing day Danny :D !!!!

Thanks! Tucker and I are gonna hang out tonight— still need to see if Sam's gonna come over too

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Thanks! Tucker and I are gonna hang out tonight— still need to see if Sam's gonna come over too

I'd ask to come but my Danny's throwing a party and by party I mean his sam and tucker are gonna come over.

Lol yeah sounds about right, go have fun with him it's chill

I will!! Love you Danny ^_^

Wait really? That’s today? Cool

Yeah, it sucks that it isn't an official holiday even though it should be-

Oh yeah, that is today.

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Hm, you’d think a that something that awesome would be a holiday tbh

Apparently not- cus priorities I guess.

Football priorities or something

Reply to: @PhantomFlame

(@AlumbianChronicler) Oh yeah, that is today.

Awwwww you added a tiny cake to your username!

. . . huh. Social media call-out, I guess.

Reply to: @Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) Football priorities or something

What the hell are you talking about

Aw cute

Anyway the cake- whats with that?

Is it to celebrate?

It's... my birthday.

…It is?

Reply to: @PhantomFlame

(@AlumbianChronicler) It's... my birthday.

:OOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) What the hell are you talking about

Basically America prefers football or something over celebrating the moon landing

5:02 PM

Reply to: @PhantomFlame

(@AlumbianChronicler) It's... my birthday.

Cool, happy birthday

OH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Reply to: @Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) Basically America prefers football or something over celebrating the moon landing

??? Okay? Whatever

5:04 PM

Anyway happy birthday- its kinda weird that we both have birthdays on different days, but thats cool

Thanks. I now officially have to round my decades up to 3 instead of down to 2. Heh, yeah, that is kind of weird.

HA, old!

Pfft

5:10 PM

Wait so when is your birthday @astro-not? (edited)

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) HA, old!

Yup.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame

(@AlumbianChronicler) Thanks. I now officially have to round my decades up to 3 instead of down to 2. Heh, yeah, that is kind of weird.

Man I hope I get to be thirty.

I'm not 30 yet. I'm 25.

OH WOAH. Still old.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Wait so when is your birthday @astro-not?

April 3rd lol

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Making notes for all of you. You will receive gifts, you have been warned! We should celebrate, Phantom!

Hm... that... sure. If you want to.

phoenixrose is online backreads Moon landing day? What's that about? (edited)

Its when humanity first landed on the moon! It was like a huge deal- not just because it was a really cool scientific accomplishment, but also because there was some like political stuff related to it- we were basically racing against the russian space team

lol nerd

.

Danny's right though!

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Its when humanity first landed on the moon! It was like a huge deal- not just because it was a really cool scientific accompli...

Huh, interesting.

They even broadcasted it when it aired in the 60s I think?

5:36 PM

1969 (nice)

OH YES I WATCHED THAT!

What's specifically nice about 1969??? Is it a joke or something I don't think I get it :C

Ah, yes, I remember that. It was such a historic moment...

I WAS FASCINATED BY THE TECHNOLOGY THEY USED THAT MADE IT SO THEY COULD RECORD AUDIO AND VIDEO ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOON!

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I know, right? So cool

5:43 PM

Oh Sam's here, I'll still be around but we'll be hanging out

Have fun!

Danny please tell Sam I said, "hey". Like, specifically "hey" cuz I think that'd make me sound cooler

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Reply to: @PhantomFlame

(@AlumbianChronicler) It's... my birthday.

Oh! Happy birthday!

Thanks, Samhain.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame

(@AlumbianChronicler) It's... my birthday.

backreads again Wait, it's also your birthday today? How very appropriate that you got to be born on a special day considering your interests

Happy birthday!

Phantom, what is your favorite coffee?

Peppermint mocha, why?

: )

Oh shit, Happy Birthday, Phantom!

Thanks, guys

Totally not gonna crash the Keep to get your ass outta there.

Oh really?

Drag you by the crown.. :D

hey we have actual naval officers here right. quick question

Yes? How can I be of help?

how the fuck do you guys wear this all the time

Whatever do you mean?

is there a way to make it not crazy stuffy

Uh. No. That's simply the way the uniform is. Most clothing at that time was simply that way. Granted materials do play an important role in all of it.

the things i do for the bit..............

Just what is your goal?

oh, this is just for the gala

dont worry about it

Ah fantastic. I am curious as to how it is going to turn out on you.

im hoping i dont look TOO ridiculous

Nonsense. I'm sure you will be just fine.

lol vlads gonna wonder when he stepped back in time between u, me, and the navy cuck

I have a feeling that the other pirates are planning something as well

>:) nyehehehe

At this rate I would not be surprised if I'm made to go as well.

You should come! You seem like you need time off.

.... Hmmm. Perhaps. We will have to see what exactly is occurring when the event happens.

True... maybe we can have some moment of peace before then.

You know, if it didn't involve socialising quite so much I would consider going myself.

u culd stand in the crnr with the rest of the antisocl ppl

Rude. Not inaccurate for how such things have played out before, but still rude. I suppose it would allow me to keep an eye on you and Edward though, and Inés sometimes likes to use me in her schemes.

i dunt ned supervisn il be fine. Stela will b wit me.

Mhm.

whut? Im prefctly cble of behaving

Of course you are.

Henry! Please go with! It will give Bastian an excuse to dress us up and you know how much he enjoys that.

If Stella is well enough by then.

agred. Only if she's wel enugh. I wunt go without her.

I am sure she won't split herself apart from going to a party. A good bandage and a corset can hold it all in! Besides no one can compete with your stitch work.

I am showing this to Bastian because his offended noises amuse me.

Please do.

Also contrary to popular belief, you cannot contain everything with a corset.

Hmmm. Mybe we shuld forgoe the prty if she stil neds mure time 2 heal. I dunt want 2 risk it

When abouts is the party happening?

Party on the cove then. You are going to pace a new trench in the beach otherwise.

ruch ashule hznt anunced a date yet. And not until shes betr....

Hm, if you say so then.

I just. Wan her 2 b oky....

10:40 PM

im wurried.

Me too, Ten. Me too, but our Captain is strong as hell and stubborn. She will pull through.

I kuw... It's just hard...

Go cuddle the Captain. Go remind yourself that she is really okay and still here, kay?

.... mmm ok

Good

Hey guys, just doing a head count for whoever's joining us for the water park, we're meeting in the café before lunch, so make sure you're there. Oh, and don't forget, you gotta look human or we could get in some trouble.

Sweet, be there soon

same

Pass. Have fun

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Hey guys, just doing a head count for whoever's joining us for the water park, we're meeting in the café before lunch, so make s...

I'll be there! :D

That does sound fun...

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Hey guys, just doing a head count for whoever's joining us for the water park, we're meeting in the café before lunch, so make s...

I’ll be there shortly!

capnport started a thread. 7/22/2024 11:04 PM

fuckin hate death days

Oh no, you doing alright?

it was yesterday so yeah but im all achey to hell

Ugh they are the worst. Whole crew shares a day so we all just sort of... drink a stupid amount and make sure everyone is good.

GOD that fucking sucks

Well if you need any good rum, been doing supply runs lately. So happy to swing by and give you some of Edward's good shit.

fuck yeah

Great! I'll grab a bottle. I am sure your ship will be easy to find. : )

[original post] Inquiry for a fire core ghost to teach an novice fire core ghost on powers and elemental control. Payment unsure, but am willing to discuss and bargain.

I am not a ghost by any means, but maybe elemental control. Better off finding someone more ghost.

what kind of powers do you got anyhow

Heat and ectosignatures, extreme heat touch, fireballs, those are the ones I can recall at the top of my head

huh. well. im a fire core but im also an insane overpowered schlub and i dont think you should be drinking jet fuel straight

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) huh. well. im a fire core but im also an insane overpowered schlub and i dont think you should be drinking jet fuel straight

I don't know mate she should try chuggin it to see what happens

I don't think I plan to. But I'll keep that in mind. I have been able to endure strong drinks as a ghost, maybe the alcohol just burns away?

dude dont drink jet fuel i am making a JOKE please-

you should try it lol

Oh thank goodness

What's the worst that could happen to her?

Burn someone's mother? (edited)

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frankly, a lot of destructive scenarios that I would rather avoid

and worse

oop

hows your emotional control lady

Fly high sweet paramedics

️

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CAREFUL, YOU WILL SUMMON THE DEPRESSED CHILD

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) hows your emotional control lady

Considerably better than when I first got these powers.

You gonna bring some biscuits over to whoever you get to train you? You seem like doing that- Oh here's a thought: Open a bakery and use your fire powers for that

Reply to: @GlowingBlooms (@Forestfairyunicorn) Considerably better than when I first got these powers.

do you still have super strong negative emotions

oh thats a fabulous idea

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) You gonna bring some biscuits over to whoever you get to train you? You seem like doing that- Oh here's a thought: Open a baker...

I did say payment unsure, but willing to discuss and bargain. If they wanted biscuits, I'd make it for them. And as tempting as a bakery is, I don't think I have enough time for it. But I'll take it into consideration, thank you

12:48 AM

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) do you still have super strong negative emotions

I... haven't quite figured that out yet.

The hell you mean

...? you dont know if you have strong negative emotions?

Wait are you the girl that offended everyone in the Keep?

Every bloke had strong negative emotions it came with your bloody mental scarring

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I do not know how strong my negative emotions are; I try to stop myself from getting too much

did you get lobotomized recently vanessa ?? what??

............okay

12:51 AM

@sharkcommajudy got a newb for you girl

what

What's this about the Keep? I wanna know the drama

?

All I know is that when I get too stressed as a ghost, my hands get extremely hot and I try to calm down

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) What's this about the Keep? I wanna know the drama

Vanessa yelled at us for disfiguring Vlad. We were drawing on him with sharpie. In a makeshift hospital. Bon people were dying

I CAN SHARE THE DRAMA WHEN I AM DONE WITH ZIM

12:52 AM

AH. THANKS NICO

I got you blorbo

Reply to: @GlowingBlooms (@Forestfairyunicorn) All I know is that when I get too stressed as a ghost, my hands get extremely hot and I try to calm down

okay so you need some sort of trainer. gotcha.

can you actually follow instructions though

. Blondie is your brain made out of wombat dung?

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) okay so you need some sort of trainer. gotcha.

can you actually follow instructions though

Yes. Please.

Reply to: @GlowingBlooms (@Forestfairyunicorn) Yes. Please.

good enough for me. i was a disaster and a half when i first formed so, itll be fine im sure

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) . Blondie is your brain made out of wombat dung?

then she went outside and danced

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) then she went outside and danced

oh god, you saw me

lady, you were on fire

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Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) then she went outside and danced

You said people were dying right?

Reply to: @Bonbon-Outback (@GhostyPeppers) You said people were dying right?

it was a war hospital. you know. the kind for people who had been severely tortured. People died.

she said this in front of people like me and skulker btw

Yeah, it was a time.

she said it in front of Vlad. You know. VLAD. Someone with severe facial disfigurement.

Ah, god. Ight. Good luck finding a mentor, you screwball.

i like sad puppy cases

Some situational awareness practice could be useful, too.

If anyone has the tolerance, it is you Judy.

1:03 AM

I suggest a dictionary myself but...

Judy babe you oughta know a lost cause when you see one. I always found your stubborn determination to help admirable, but you need to look inside of yourself and ask what you're willing to put up with today? Or any day.

i deal with hardy every day of my afterlife dont i

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Baby doll I even have my limits and I'm fucking crazy.

bon bon your limits are how drunk you are on any given day

1:08 AM

i scolded the devil. you know, from the bible?

I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT

Yeah I remember you telling me that but somehow I think this one is worse

thisll be easy! i dont have to hold onto a contract for months or bring blessed iron around!

1:10 AM

or keep up a restraining order for weeks!

And as long as you don't have a mum to set on fire, you'll get in there and— bob's your uncle, you might be an actual miracle worker

can you fucking imgine if my mom was around

1:13 AM

actually thatd be great i havent seen her since i was 4

Don't make me sad when I'm scolding you, cunt

:3 what you dont know everything about your friends bon???? for SHAME

I aint your keeper

but you aaare my friiiiiend

A friend who's gonna make fun of you if you fail later ❤️‍

;3 oh nyooooo

Just be careful, love.

hey i havent been cored yet

its fine its fine

You fucking jinxed yourself, you menace

hey at least ill match terry and hardy then

If that glowing candlestick dipshit cores you or worse, ill make sure nobody sees her or her stupid baked goods ever again

Lots of talk about coring...

awww youre soooo sweet bonbon......

1:27 AM

im cool and strong dont you worry. i train with hardy

[ Lots of typing and backspacing.. how does he want to approach this..] Hi [ nailed it. ]

OHOHOHO FRESH BLOOD!

GREETINGS NEW USER

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) [ Lots of typing and backspacing.. how does he want to approach this..] Hi [ nailed it. ]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI DIB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLO NEW USER!

THATS DIB?????

9:10 PM

AS IN. THE DIB?

I feel like i should already be concerned. Whoops there goes my secret identity. Whelp it was going to happen at some point. Hi Dani!!

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) THATS DIB?????

YEAH HE'S ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS :D !!!!!!!

9:10 PM

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I feel like i should already be concerned. Whoops there goes my secret identity. Whelp it was going to happen at some point. Hi...

Sorry I just got excited :CC

omg

GREETINGS, DIB! I AM TECHNUS, GHOST MASTER OF SCIENCE AND ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BRAINIAC.

Don't apologize it's fine, what are they gonna do? Haunt me? Please don't haunt me.

Hello!

....THAT IS A GREAT IDEA! HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT TUTORING? LMAO NAH IM JOKING THERE.

HELLO DIB! I AM THE GHOST MASTER OF SCIENCE AND ELECTRONICS! NICOLAI TECHNS!

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Don't apologize it's fine, what are they gonna do? Haunt me? Please don't haunt me.

If they do I'll be very sad.

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Don't apologize it's fine, what are they gonna do? Haunt me? Please don't haunt me.

I AM CURRENTLY MAKING DINNER, AND THEREFORE HAVE NO TIME TO BE HAUNTING ANYONE. HOW ABOUT NEXT TUESDAY?

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Oh Technus. I know you. Based on usernames im gonna go ahead and guess there's three of you. I hate that so much.

FOUR OF US!

9:13 PM

FIVE ACTUALLY

THERE ARE FIVE OF US ACTUALLY

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) I AM CURRENTLY MAKING DINNER, AND THEREFORE HAVE NO TIME TO BE HAUNTING ANYONE. HOW ABOUT NEXT TUESDAY?

Sorry i have plans.

OR SIX?

9:13 PM

FUCK I LOST TRACK

9:13 PM

HANG ON

SIX???

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Oh Technus. I know you. Based on usernames im gonna go ahead and guess there's three of you. I hate that so much.

I'm so sorry Dib there are so many Techni and they're all married I think. :C

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) SIX???

SKULKTECH 9.9!

OHH

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I'm so sorry Dib there are so many Techni and they're all married I think. :C

NOT.....YET!

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Sorry i have plans.

DAMN

YEAH OK I COUNTED. FIVE TECHNI AND THEN SKULKTECH MAKES SIX

aw, danis friend. cute.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I'm so sorry Dib there are so many Techni and they're all married I think. :C

NOT MARRIED YET

I feel like ive walked in on something

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I feel like ive walked in on something

yeah, you're probably gonna have to get used to that a little bit :c

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I'm so sorry Dib there are so many Techni and they're all married I think. :C

NOT ALL MARRIED YET- JUST BOYFRIENDS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MARRIAGE SPRINKLED IN THERE

GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST WAY TO PHRASE IT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

I LOVE YOU TOO <3

This 'new friend of Dani's' huh?

Hey man. I warned you.

I'm not going to get anything but mental issues out of this am I.

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Sorry dude.

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) This 'new friend of Dani's' huh?

:D! Yeah! He's really cool!!'

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I'm not going to get anything but mental issues out of this am I.

WHAT. ARE YOU AFRAID OF GAY OLD MEN?

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I BET YOU HE IS AFRAID OF OLD MAN YAOI

OLD MAN YAOI LMAO

IM TWELVE !

what is this like the 10th human on here? . oh my god? baby?

YEAH AND WE ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE I DONT SEE THE PROBLEM

GOD. No i'm not scared of gay people. Old men maybe

LMAO IMAGINE BEING AFRAID OF OLD MEN

9:19 PM

PERSONALLY, I LOVE OLD MEN

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) PERSONALLY, I LOVE OLD MEN

I KNOW YOU DO, KETZELEH ;)

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) what is this like the 10th human on here? . oh my god? baby?

Hey man. Not a baby. I may be a kid but i'm not an idiot so keep that in mind.

DIb are you even human.

??? Yeah? Obviously??

Why do you look like that??

.

LOL DANNY

I wish that portal incinerated you.

you cant just ask people why they look like that are you dense

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Hey man. Not a baby. I may be a kid but i'm not an idiot so keep that in mind.

i mean. i never said you were an idiot-

Sorry that's Crimson, you can ignore him

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I don't mean it in a bad way! I just mean. You don't look. Right---

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I don't mean it in a bad way! I just mean. You don't look. Right---

HEY MAN. WHAT THE FUCK.

WOOOOOOWWWW DANNY

Crimson I wouldn't even let you call me a baby. (edited)

Its the abnormally large head isn't it.

9:21 PM

Screw you fenton fall down a hole

Welcome to the madness. Cool username

kill him dib

KILL HIM DIB

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Crimson I wouldn't even let you call me a baby.

not to your face at least, you're a bambini

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) not to your face at least, you're a bambini

I'm going to bite you.

Thanks man happy to be here.

Can we not encourage murder?? I didn't mean it in a bad way

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I don't mean it in a bad way! I just mean. You don't look. Right---

WHAT THE FUCK.? I THOUGHT HEROES WERE MEANT TO BE NICE

Kill them both

its me of course im encouraging murder

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) WHAT THE FUCK.? I THOUGHT HEROES WERE MEANT TO BE NICE

Have you met me Technus.

Be sure to hide the bodies

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Its the abnormally large head isn't it.

Your head is normal sized >:C !!!!

WHAT DOES HIS HEAD LOOK LIKE

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) WHAT DOES HIS HEAD LOOK LIKE

NORMAL

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Have you met me Technus.

YES. AND THAT IS A RANDOM CHILD YOU JUST INSULTED LIKE YOU WERE ABOUT TO GET A MILLION DOLLARS IN RETURN

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Hes built like a powerpuff girl. Also he's not a random child I know him

I'll get you

yeah this seems like friendly banter. ish.

I'll say

not the worst kind of chaos here

....HEY DOES DIB LIVE NEAR ZIM

If you think our friendly banter is weird you should see him and Zim's

dib? zim? who are naming these kids? i thought my parents hated me

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Stay the fuck away from me Technus I don't want you anywhere NEAR my house I saw what you did to those gnomes

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WHY WOULD FRIENDLY BANTER. INCLUDE ESSENTIALLY CALLING PEOPLE DISFIGURED.?

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Stay the fuck away from me Technus I don't want you anywhere NEAR my house I saw what you did to those gnomes

MY GNOMES NOW

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) dib? zim? who are naming these kids? i thought my parents hated me

You should come to Detroit and see the register for my class.

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You should come to Detroit and see the register for my class.

what is in detroit that makes it like that

:O! Maybe I can visit my cool friend Dib sometime then! Since Technus was able to find Zim's house and steal his gnomes.

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) You should come to Detroit and see the register for my class.

oh shit you're from detroit? i was born and raised in cleveland. rad

Crimson.

Why does this old man need the gnomes for?

THEY ARE ROBOT GNOMES

Okay that solved it

Eeeh maybe coming here isn't a good idea. It's kind of a rough area. Also im not sure. I think the water supply was poisoned in the 90s and it made everyone insane.

Put anything robot in front of a word and it's candy

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Eeeh maybe coming here isn't a good idea. It's kind of a rough area. Also im not sure. I think the water supply was poisoned in ...

hes already dead dw abt it

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Eeeh maybe coming here isn't a good idea. It's kind of a rough area. Also im not sure. I think the water supply was poisoned in ...

that'd explain how everyone thinks zim's just normal..

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) THEY ARE ROBOT GNOMES

IF YOU DO NOT USE THE CERAMICS FOR ANYTHING, COULD I EAT IT. I WANT TO KNOW WHERE ON THE "ASBESTOS - MY COOKING" SCALE THE TASTE/TEXTURE LANDS

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Eeeh maybe coming here isn't a good idea. It's kind of a rough area. Also im not sure. I think the water supply was poisoned in ...

the lake in my home state used to catch on fire, I would be fine

You can barely fight off a blob ghost on your own

lmao

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) the lake in my home state used to catch on fire, I would be fine

Okay that's kinda cool to see at a distance

GOD can you imagine vlad going to detroit. esp this apparently evil detroit

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) You can barely fight off a blob ghost on your own

You are so mean to himmmm !!!!!! Hitting you !!!!!!

Come on he loves it- he can take a joke

hes with vlad dani he loves a bit of bullying

hey-

Are you seriously in his house AGAIN? FInish him off this time. No wait don't, let me do it.

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Are you seriously in his house AGAIN? FInish him off this time. No wait don't, let me do it.

Be careful!!!!! D:

GET SOMETHING GOOD SPARK

i like this weird little guy he's funny

I like him too! I think he's cool C:

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Are you seriously in his house AGAIN? FInish him off this time. No wait don't, let me do it.

HE IS LIKE MY HONORARY KID NOW I COULD NOT DO THAT.

Don't adopt him I swear to god. What is with you and adoption.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) HE IS LIKE MY HONORARY KID NOW I COULD NOT DO THAT.

He sounds like a jerk from what I've heard about him???? Please don't adopt him I don't want him to be loud and annoying in the cafe :C

I WILL NOT ADOPT HIM I HAVE A KID ALREADY

9:40 PM

THAT IS WHY I SAID HONORARY

DIB my son

Not your son. I have a dad.

And he is single : )

.

HE'S SINGLE?

9:41 PM

wait. is he enjoyable to be around.

OH GOD

Wow

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) HE'S SINGLE?

. . . . . . . .

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) . . . . . . . .

LISTEN.

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) LISTEN.

there are children on the internet

Reply to: @Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) there are children on the internet

DATING IS NOT NSFW

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) LISTEN.

no thanks :c

Reply to: @Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) there are children on the internet

????

9:42 PM

YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK

Reply to: @Bloody-Ghost-40 (@Forestfairyunicorn) there are children on the internet

DATING IS. NOT INAPPROPRIATE???

Nobody date my dad or i'll lose it

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Nobody date my dad or i'll lose it

FOR REAL OR IN A TEENAGER WAY

Probably for real it sounds like his dad kinda sucks

OH :/ NEVER MIND THEN HUMAN CHILD, I HAVE NO NEED FOR SHITHEADS

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IF HIS FATHER SUCKS I AM GOING TO MERC HIM

He's not that bad he just hasn't got time for anything other than his work and- wait why am I defending him. Yeah he sucks, don't pursue him. Dont MERC my dad??

It's complicated?

OKAY SO FUN FACT: YOUR FATHER CAN GO TO JAIL FOR CHILD NEGLECT.

9:46 PM

WHICH IS WHAT THIS SOUNDS LIKE

9:46 PM

AND I AM NOT ABOVE MERCING SOMEONE FOR CHILD NEGLECT

I CAN KILL YOUR DAD FOR YOU

... wow

Can you freaks please calm down about my dad???

NO <3

MOST OF US ARE ALSO FATHERS, HUMAN CHILD, SO. NO.

You know, if my mum was still around, I would absolutely give you all full reign to torment her and make her miserable.

I AM AN UNCLE AND OLDER SIBLING. I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT STAND FOR NEGLECT.

What the hell is wrong with you people---

WOULD YOU LIKE A LIST?

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON [Spamming Sn0wflake pictures]

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) What the hell is wrong with you people---

Death, mostly.

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) What the hell is wrong with you people---

I HAVE A LIST, BUT THE CURRENT ISSUE THAT IS RESURFACING IS MY OWN EXPERIENCES WITH CHILD NEGLECT.

Im not being NEGLECTED he just works a lot, that's all! He's a busy scientist. [ <-- his ass is being neglected ]

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.

. . .

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) Death, mostly.

Yeah that tracks

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. . .

I AM MERCING YOUR FATHER.

9:48 PM

NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS

YOU KNOW MOST OF US WERE BUSY SCIENTISTS IN LIFE. AND YET...SOMEHOW.......YOU KNOW.......WE DID NOT NEGLECT OUR KIDS-

So... Detroit, huh? Ran into some Buried Avatars around there running money lending schemes.

imagine me putting my head into my hands. PLEASE dont run around killing alt timelines fathers until you can be certain that wont land the kid into somewhere worse

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YEAH. I WAS A VERY BUSY ENGINEER- AND I NEVER ENDED UP NEGLECTING MY NEPHEW. WHO SPENT A SOLID 75% OF THE TIME AT MY HOUSE.

9:50 PM

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) imagine me putting my head into my hands. PLEASE dont run around killing alt timelines fathers until you can be certain that won...

I CAN AND WILL GO BACK ON MY WORD AND ADOPT THIS CHILD.

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) I CAN AND WILL GO BACK ON MY WORD AND ADOPT THIS CHILD.

you know what they call forced adoption? kidnapping. slow your roll a bit.

ANYONE WHO HAS HEARD ME SAY I AM NOT LOOKING FOR CHILDREN- THIS SAD CHILD IS AN EXCEPTION

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) So... Detroit, huh? Ran into some Buried Avatars around there running money lending schemes.

Buried avatars?

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) YEAH. I WAS A VERY BUSY ENGINEER- AND I NEVER ENDED UP NEGLECTING MY NEPHEW. WHO SPENT A SOLID 75% OF THE TIME AT MY HOUSE.

...I HOPE I AM GOOD AT TAKING CARE OF THE CHILD

GRUMBLE

SOMETIMES I WORRY I LEAVE THEM ALONE TOO MUCH BUT I WILL ALWAYS RUSH HOME IF THEY NEED ME

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) you know what they call forced adoption? kidnapping. slow your roll a bit.

OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT. I WILL NOT FORCE HIM TO LIVE WITH ME, I WILL JUST POP IN EVERY MEAL TIME WITH GOOD FOOD AND A SHIT LOAD OF CASH

9:52 PM

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) SOMETIMES I WORRY I LEAVE THEM ALONE TOO MUCH BUT I WILL ALWAYS RUSH HOME IF THEY NEED ME

I THINK SN0W WOULD RUN AWAY IF YOU CODDLED THEM TOO MUCH, SIMPLY BECAUSE OF HOW USED THEY WOULD BE TO NOT HAVING A HOME

I NEVER INTENDED TO BE A FATHER, JUST A PLACE FOR THEM TO STAY SO THEY WERE NO LONGER HOMELESS.

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Buried avatars?

Avatars of the Fear of being buried, of too close can not breathe, of crushing weight and no way out.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) I NEVER INTENDED TO BE A FATHER, JUST A PLACE FOR THEM TO STAY SO THEY WERE NO LONGER HOMELESS.

I KNOW, AND YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB SO FAR

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) Avatars of the Fear of being buried, of too close can not breathe, of crushing weight and no way out.

Awesome.. holy shit

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Awesome.. holy shit

Not in your timeline, don't worry.

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Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) Not in your timeline, don't worry.

Aw. : (

WELL....I CAN SEE WHERE DAN IS COMING FROM. VERY WELL I SHALL NOT MURDER YOUR FATHER CHILD HOWEVER: OFFER IS OPEN TO HELP IF NEEDED

Thanks everyone I appreciate how insanely quick you all are to jump to murder when you dont even know me, it's sweet.

YOU ARE VERY WELCOME MOTH CHILD

cant believe dan is the reasonable one... but yeah little buddy- this ain't our first rodeo y'know. plus a lot of us come from a bad place so

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i just know how hard foster care sucks is all. better to help out when needed than to go through THAT even if we are ghosts

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) You know, if my mum was still around, I would absolutely give you all full reign to torment her and make her miserable.

Her death will not stop me from making her afterlife eternal suffering and ensure she does not return.

Yeah. My homelife's kinda weird but i'd rather be here than in the system or homeless.

10:01 PM

Jesus christ

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get used to that buddy

I was vaguely lucky I suppose that I got sent off somewhere better for my health else a goddess would be using my body for a meat suit in this moment.

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Aw. : (

Heh, sorry for the disappointment.

So exposing people to the horrors again?

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Her death will not stop me from making her afterlife eternal suffering and ensure she does not return.

Thanks~ I'd... rather not risk calling her up, though.

10:04 PM

The horrors are the general framework for my existence.

10:05 PM

I... don't really have a perspective outside them

I will avoid doing so... but I still want to stick her into senseless nothingness for the rest of her eternity. I think hope is becoming a new part of that framework, just takes some time.

Fascinating....

Reply to: @Sunset_Orchids [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I was vaguely lucky I suppose that I got sent off somewhere better for my health else a goddess would be using my body for a mea...

.

Reply to: @Future-Figment (@Beat Boxing Puppy) .

Yeah, her mom was a cunt, too. We've dealt with said "goddess"

you guys lead interesting fucking lives. my condolences

Thankfully, I'm dead now!

And I am very not dead!

so. theres at least one universe that confirms aliens exist

Really??

.

yeah no shit sherlock

10:36 PM

my girlfriend??

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I guess I blend in really well or something.

i mean the guy im staring that is the closest thing you can get to a bug eyed green martian

Yeah, alien life is old news

shaking my head at you crimson

I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST A DRAGON?

We really live insane lives out here

listen it's hard to keep up when insane shit happens every minute

You need a bingo card for all the stuff.

i cant imagine whats so difficult

10:50 PM

my beautiful girlfriend is a half dragon whos from another planet and has flowers that grow from blood

10:50 PM

very simple

what

I have never hidden that I came from a whole other planet. I dead planet, but a planet. I'm fucking Clark Kent with worse luck.

hey at least you came here already knowing who and what you are

10:52 PM

he had to be a baby with the arm strength of a grown man

The liminal thing was still a new discovery for me.

thats right shes also a ghost kind of

Sorry things fly clean over my head all the time-

i just think the words "dragon" and "distant planet" tend to be several miles away from each other in my brain

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Sorry things fly clean over my head all the time-

They wouldn't if you remembered your powers half the time.

I have a feeling people read about 10% of what I said and are thus regularly manage to regularly be surprised every time I open my mouth.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i just think the words "dragon" and "distant planet" tend to be several miles away from each other in my brain

Isn't there a dragon and his rider from some distant future planet, too?

Oh yeah... I traumatized the dragon the first time I met them.

youre asking the wrong guy I'm still processing that ghosts have been real this entire time

LOL?

10:55 PM

sei...how....

Crimson...

I've been talking to ghosts since I was born... I am surprised people don't believe in them.

10:56 PM

And because I am a dragon without a rider... and at the time couldn't even shift.

lmfao....

Also take into consideration how you react every time I tell you about shit that happened to me.

YOU TELL ME THE HORRIFYING TRAUMAS, SEI

You do have a lot of horrifying traumas :(

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Crimson...

I was a skeptic before literally Everything in my life for the past couple of months happened, cut me some slack

11:04 PM

ghosts, aliens, demons, hell i guess? what else

skateboarding monkey

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I mean… we knew there was a multiverse

11:05 PM

So none of this feels like a stretch

Do not forget Robert : )

Ahh i fucking love him

I didn't know about the multiverse when the only thing I had to worry about was paying rent

and now you never have to pay rent again

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) I didn't know about the multiverse when the only thing I had to worry about was paying rent

Who’s ‘rent?’

. im going to shanias after I'm done scientifically traumadumping onto this 12 year old

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Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Who’s ‘rent?’

rent for a place to live

11:07 PM

UHHHH paying money to someone who owns a place in order to live there

…Ohhh… That’s dumb

yes. yes it is.

11:08 PM

wanna kill some billionaires about it?

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Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) You do have a lot of horrifying traumas :(

To be fair, you guys ask about them and then I tell them. And then regret opening my mouth about them.

Rent has been a stable of life long before the modern age. However. From what I've seen a few pointed murders would get the rent to a more normal level. That's what we used to do.

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…Ugh.

You know... I'm entirely in for some murder of some billionaires.

I heard potential eating of the rich?

Well Crimson does think Vlad is a snacc

lmfao

wahey

AUGH

Pfft

also i fucking hate that pariah makes sense. why does that happen.

Despite his reputation he was king, he has to have some sense left.

Most of my time in life was spent stopping idiot kings and Lords from getting murdered by angry peasants because of raising taxes.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Well Crimson does think Vlad is a snacc

Pass.

You had a life?

Yes? I was human, once.

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Pass.

Who asked you. Suffer.

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Yes? I was human, once.

Humanity does not equate sensibility

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Humanity does not equate sensibility

Perhaps, but it does relate to having a life.

wow ur young [Just pretend the dinner RP has passed, RP time is weird-]

I suppose if we're only going based off of when I died to today, then yes. I am.

haha baby pariah

If we are, however, going based off of how long I've existed, it's quite a bit longer.

…Ooh I hate that I’m the opposite of this

Oh, are you? I do love being similar in opposing ways, kit.

I told you to stop calling me that!

You did, yes!

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Who asked you. Suffer.

Public forum, codfish

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Public forum, codfish

???? Okay, randomly aggressive person on the internet. Wait is this that "bait" thing Vinny is always talking about. I see you.

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You did, yes!

Wait, that technically makes me older than you… ugh

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet)

Wait, that technically makes me older than you… ugh

Ha!

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ???? Okay, randomly aggressive person on the internet. Wait is this that "bait" thing Vinny is always talking about. I see you.

yeah dear that's an "internet troll", remember?

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) yeah dear that's an "internet troll", remember?

Right, right. And we don't feed the trolls.

exactly! good job

:3

Pfft.

11:29 PM

Cute.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ???? Okay, randomly aggressive person on the internet. Wait is this that "bait" thing Vinny is always talking about. I see you.

Nah, just trying to have a little extra fun whilst out picking up a late night snack.

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Nah, just trying to have a little extra fun whilst out picking up a late night snack.

...I'm taken.

I said pass.

Uh huh.

wow you cant escape the douchebags even online huh old man

HEY WHY ARE YOU HERE AND WHY ARE YOU BEING A DICK FOR NO REASON

is just watching and reading the conversation in disbelief .............

im used to guys poking fun at me dating vlad but those guys usually know him to an extent? like who are you

I wasn’t trying to be. I thought that was the rich prick in question of discussion?

NO.

. . . Ah.

Oh dear god was I mistaken for a fudging landlord? I am off to end it all.

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Yes. Yes, you were.

Well it was lovely dating you darling but I'm going to do it for real this time.

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vlad no, take your meds

i DID and this is what I get.

Don't feel bad I feel like I'm in a bit of an existential crisis after what he who must not be called a certain thing said a few things I was definitely not expecting

Ah, a fellow crisis haver. You are in good company dear.

Thanks I appreciate it

I thought the point of being a ghost was basically a constant crisis that causes your existence to persist.

Some ghosts get to be perfectly content in their continued existence and Obsession. Lucky bastards.

Well, apparently being born in the Zone I must be operating by a different set of rules I'm still discovering out of nowhere or something like that...

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) i DID and this is what I get.

please don't hurt yourself. i'd be sad :c

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) please don't hurt yourself. i'd be sad :c

FFFFFINE........

11:44 PM

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Well, apparently being born in the Zone I must be operating by a different set of rules I'm still discovering out of nowhere or ...

I do not envy you.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) FFFFFINE........

thank you. i love you lots.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I do not envy you.

Please don't What I've got going on right now is definitely something to not be envious of one bit

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Please don't What I've got going on right now is definitely something to not be envious of one bit

...How old are you? Because if you can drink-

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ...How old are you? Because if you can drink-

I honestly don't know at this point That's something else I'm having an existential crisis on at the moment as well But I know at that I am DEFINITELY old enough to drink and then some

Drink and be merry. Or at least a little less sad.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Drink and be merry. Or at least a little less sad.

That sounds like a good idea at this point Or I could go play my violin for a while and be lost in the undertones of the melodies Who knows if there's any sort of chaos going on at the bar at the moment and I don't wish to be caught up in it at the moment if there is

God, I hear that.

Right?

It occurs to me that I do not react to many things in a usual way.

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About the same here.

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) It occurs to me that I do not react to many things in a usual way.

I think most of my reactions are "... Yeah sounds about right for an old geezer driven mad by cosmic jewelry from Ghost Claire's"

[[ Original Post ]] MOM AND DAD THINK THEY MIGHT'VE FOUND A CURE!!!! Or at least a semi permanent solution! I won't need to get injections once a month anymore !!!!! :DDDDDDD !!1!!!!!!!!!!

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YAY!!!!

Oh that's wonderful!

They're gonna tell me more when I get home but I'm really excited and a little scared.

Want me there to hold your hand? Emotional support?

Congratulations!

I think I'll be okay. Danny said he'd hold my hand if I needed it. Thank you guys <3 I just got home so I'll give everyone an update tomorrow!! :D

You got this! ❤️

That’s wonderful!!! Congratulations sweetie!!!

[original post] Why am I the only version of me I've met that isn't a god?

Reply to: @PoetryInMotion (@capnport) [original post] Why am I the only version of me I've met that isn't a god?

Cuz you're weird probably

11:31 PM

Like, objectively speaking you're really weird.

....More weird than being a god?

Yeah. It makes sense for ancients to be weird as a direct result of being ancients so it makes it less weird. You're just normal weird which is, in comparison, more weird.

Glad to see you've thought a lot about this, I suppose.

C:

This is mildly entertaining.

Reply to: @Not_Procrastinating [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) This is mildly entertaining.

HE IS REALLY WEIRD THOUGH! HE'S SO WEIRD!

What makes him weird?

Reply to: @Not_Procrastinating [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) What makes him weird?

How he thinks that we're all fictional and stuff mainly.

Aaaaah, that sort of weird. Hm exposing others to an existential crisis does tend to put off that sort of energy.

Reply to: @Not_Procrastinating [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Aaaaah, that sort of weird. Hm exposing others to an existential crisis does tend to put off that sort of energy.

Y e a h :CCCC If you're a not really weird ghost writer would you like to read my poetry sometime????

I am yet again reminded why I do not go into public spaces and more so the cafe-

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I would love to read more of your poetry, Dani. I enjoyed it previously.

Yeah, it's...it's something in here right now...

Is it really so awful, Ambiramus?

Could be worse.

Really, it isn't that bad.

Reply to: @Not_Procrastinating [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I would love to read more of your poetry, Dani. I enjoyed it previously.

Oh! That was you yeah! Sorry I think I forgot your url for a second. :C

Reply to: @Not_Procrastinating [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Is it really so awful, Ambiramus?

Yes.

It could be a convention of Clockworks.

11:55 PM

Which is objectively worse.

Heh.

..... That is worse. Just one bearing their presence is worse.

It could always be a bunch of Walkers. That's always worse.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Oh! That was you yeah! Sorry I think I forgot your url for a second. :C

That is quite alright, I think most people have forgotten me. I think a group of Walker's is a Police Force and generally Bad for everyone

Which is why I mentioned it as a scenario we should be glad it is not!

Thanks.

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Speak of them and they shall appear-

Could be worse, apparently I could be physically there.

I believe you would make for better company than a group of them.

I AM SO SORRY OFFICER

Relax. I have a sense of humor, much as everyone professes otherwise.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Thanks.

Hi Uncle Hardy :D

Hi Dani.

At least none of these cops are sentient mannequins.

.

12:00 AM

You know, one of the other Walkers actually did have goopy...fake guards. Very unnerving. Bout the same.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Hi Dani.

I hope you, Aunt Judy, and Venay are doing well. C: <3

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I hope you, Aunt Judy, and Venay are doing well. C: <3

No love for Terry? I'll let him know

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Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) No love for Terry? I'll let him know

I think Terry's usually not doing well cuz he's always getting hurt :C I didn't know if he was not doing well and if saying something'd be insensitive on accident.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I think Terry's usually not doing well cuz he's always getting hurt :C I didn't know if he was not doing well and if saying som...

You are such a charming young lady. He's doing fine, he's on desk duty until I'm less mad at him.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You are such a charming young lady. He's doing fine, he's on desk duty until I'm less mad at him.

Can you give him a hug for me?

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Can you give him a hug for me?

...Only because it's you asking.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ...Only because it's you asking.

Thank you Uncle Hardy!

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You know, one of the other Walkers actually did have goopy...fake guards. Very unnerving. Bout the same.

... yeah, that's some Stranger vibes there.

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) ... yeah, that's some Stranger vibes there.

Truly wasn't a fan of it. Judy admitted she found them cute which is insane to me.

Huh.

I'm curious as to the...variations on Fear you seem to know. The categories, I suppose?

Oh, sure. So, for the sake of human understanding, the Fears were split into 14 categories, maybe 15, by this old dude named Smirke, based on general patterns of manifestation. The Dark, Buried, Vast, Spiral, Stranger, Desolation, Slaughter, Hunt, Flesh, End, Corruption, Lonely, Web, and the Watcher.

1:06 AM

But really, it's all Fear. All variations of the same whole, like colors on a color wheel.

Fascinating. No offense but I think it's good I.wasnt in your universe

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Probably.

[New post] Public call out post for Aether- making me a portal back home before I could do it myself

You were taking ages dude.

6:39 PM

I’d have faded by the time you did it, even then, it was a triangle dude.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, right? I did it once by complete accident, you think I'm just gonna learn it instantly?

boys calm down

So dramatic

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) You were taking ages dude.

He's still learning >:c don't be mean.

Sorry, I just need to figure this out-

what triggered it last time?

I scared him, I think

You'll get it Danny. Just take the time to practice and trust your power to let the portal come to fruition.

LEARNING POWERS TAKES TIME. HELL, IT TOOK ME A FEW YEARS TO EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO POSSESS ELECTRONICS!

6:48 PM

YOU ARE BASICALLY A BABY GHOST. TAKE YOUR TIME.

scared, huh? maybe you just cant do it on command yet

just take your time and it'll become second nature, im sure! hell im still learning about myself basically every day- there's no shame in that

Hah, baby ghost

Piss off!

Jeez, are you actually upset over a portal?

Reply to: @Astro-Not (@GhostyPeppers) Piss off!

I AM NOT INTENDING TO BE RUDE. YOU ARE AN EXCEEDINGLY POWERFUL CHILD, I WILL ADMIT.

Sorry sorry I'm fine, guys. I think I need to lay down for a bit

Sorry, I thought making the portal would have given you a confidence boost?

I mean it did- but when I realized it was you, I kinda felt stupid. How did I not realize it was yours?

Yeah, it's been a long day Go get some rest That's probably why it didn't work Low energy level equals the less your powers aren't able to work at full strength

Look it’s not a big deal, you’ll get it eventually, ok?

Yeah yeah, you guys are right. And hey, once I do get it, I can basically go wherever I want, right?

I mean… pretty much?

6:57 PM

I go wherever I want

hey man if it makes you feel better: once you get it its awesome. you can be such a little shit.

Yep.

6:59 PM

I portal into your room all the time, gotta read them juicy diary pages. ;3

6:59 PM

I’m joking by the way

Uh huh, sure you are

7:00 PM

Reply to: @Cosmo-Not (@Beat Boxing Puppy) hey man if it makes you feel better: once you get it its awesome. you can be such a little shit.

I'm not gonna do crimes, FYI Maybe I'll use them to get midnight snacks but other than THAT-

I am, I learned my lesson last time

7:04 PM

You thought I was annoying and cool.

And you still are, so nothing to catch up on really (edited)

Heh, I’m still cool

adorable

Go kiss the cheesehead >>

when are we arranging a double date for you and danny?

When I figure this portal power out, I'm coming to find you first

Last time I did that Crim got the shakes from seeing me after, like I’d actually hurt him.

[original post] CONCEPT: NUCLEAR CORES. DO THEY EXIST? DISCUSS. why the hell are you posting this on the internet BECAUSE I CAN THATS WHY

NOT IN OUR UNIVERSE, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND MOST CORES ARE BASICALLY SMALL NUCLEAR REACTORS.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) [original post] CONCEPT: NUCLEAR CORES. DO THEY EXIST? DISCUSS. why the hell are you posting this on the internet BECAUSE I CAN ...

I'm gonna say no just cuz I think that'd be really scary and it'd keep me up at night :C

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I'm gonna say no just cuz I think that'd be really scary and it'd keep me up at night :C

IT'S NOT THAT SCARY! JUDY IS BASICALLY GOD'S SMALLEST NUKE!

. . . Let me go check on some ghosts and I will get back to you on that

Reply to: @TECHHEAD (@Beat Boxing Puppy) IT'S NOT THAT SCARY! JUDY IS BASICALLY GOD'S SMALLEST NUKE!

SCARY SCARY SCARY SCARY SCARY 4

Is ectoplasm composed of molecules?

11:32 PM

Or atoms, rather

I would think so?

whats that

ISNT EVERYTHING

The pieces split to produce nuclear power

What else would it be made out of ????? :o

Well... not if it's non-baryonic.

I... know some ghosts that formed from that so... I can probably find out.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) What else would it be made out of ????? :o

That is a very good question

i am not a nuke. i think. uh. hm.

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I... know some ghosts that formed from that so... I can probably find out.

Oh, don't bother them if it would be terribly traumatic for them...

11:33 PM

It is not pleasant to die by nuclear radiation.

I am aware. I was part of recovery efforts for Hiroshima.

11:36 PM

I live like... two hours north.

Indeed. In any case... given the general properties of ectoplasmic beings, I don't think they're made out of baryonic matter, at the atomic level. Which is... fascinating to think about... but it may act very similarly to more conventional matter within itself, so may have a nuclear equivalent.

I won't bother them if it is traumatizing, but I am sure if it comes up I might find out. That is an interesting thought though. Though ectoplasm is already inherently radioactive isn't it?

It is, which honestly just means that it is energetically unstable, and that the energy it offputs can be detected by and interact with baryonic matter.

Ah unstable energy, no wonder I fit in so well./j In any case... it is definitely a good thing to have answered to a degree.

Indeed. I'll add it to my list of investigations.

I'd be interested to hear more about it.

[ New post ] my life is a fucking nightmare. [ Selfie in the back of the sedan. ]

what happened lol

[ selfie she took in the silent hill nightmare realm before she left. ]

JESUS CHRIST?

. . . Remind me never to vacation with you all

The foods good

Good stuff. Somebody keeps yoinking my onion rings but otherwise

What.

12:02 PM

Daniel how are you managing this. It's a vacation.

Danny is there. That answers everything.

Okay first of all, rude. Secondly HOW is this my fault. Tucker picked the park not me!

Your Vlad is going to kill you, I believe.

we should've gone abroad.

He can try.

.

i can explain

No you cant dont lie

[ Second selfie with a bunch of faceless mirror copies of her friends and family-- ]

i need a vacation.

What the fuck.

. . .

Haha classic I remember that. [ Selfie with a mirror faced.. person you don't recognize. Ah classic Wraith behavior ]

Vacations are cursed.

is it just us man, is it

It might be.

Can confirm. Cursed

Somehow I strangely know that feeling now more than ever...

[ELECTROTEK_SUPREME is Offline.]

…Uh…

1:17 PM

He’s normally online all the time, right?

Usually...

HE IS YES

1:18 PM

I, AND HIS SKULKER, ARE GOING TO CHECK ON HIM

Ok, if either of you need help ping here

OF COURSE!

hey just a heads up everyone Gunthers on one again

What.

not gunther

Again? Sort him out Nic.

my man : ( bring him home

Jeez

SOOOO. UH. GUNTHER IS SHOOTING AT SKULKER AND I CURRENTLY HAVE VERY VERY MANY RED DOTS ON ME. MIGHT GET SHOT.

.

WELL- LESS SHOOTING MORE STABBING NOW

i am on my way blorbo hold on tight

WILL DO

Hm.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) [ New post ] my life is a fucking nightmare. [ Selfie in the back of the sedan. ]

D: ??????? What happened are you okay??????

2:18 PM

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) [ selfie she took in the silent hill nightmare realm before she left. ]

What the hell ???????

Don't ask. Everybody's fine dont worry

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Don't ask. Everybody's fine dont worry

Are you sure??? D:

Yep we're back in the cabin

Lucy has a present for you btw

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Yep we're back in the cabin

Lucy has a present for you btw

:O ?!?!?!?! Should I come and get it or just wait for you guys to come back. Which'd Lucy prefer?

If you want to come hang out you're welcome to

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) If you want to come hang out you're welcome to

...Okay but I'm sorry if I instinctively insult Dash again.

Im sure he'll get over it

:D Okay!!! I'll go right over in just a little bit? Can you give me the coords??

[ Dming her the address :3 ] See you soon!

[ELECTROTEK_SUPREME is Online.]

Eyy he’s back

????? Gross technus are you okay??????

ABSOLUTELY NOT

D: What happened ????

GUNTHER.

What did Gunther do exactly ??????

HE PRETENDED TO BE ONE OF US AND GOT INTO OUR GROUP CHAT

3:16 PM

MY FAULT I ADDED HIM.

not your fault he was manipulating him

3:17 PM

you*

I'm sorry. I don't think it's your fault that he tricked you. :C

Shania, Technus and I are going to be...popping by.

Ominous. Lemme guess.

You're probably right.

[[ Original Post ]] If you see a board game called Jumanji do not fucking play it. :C

Jumanji's real?!

Okay good news I still have signal. Bad news. [ selfie of him. in the jungle. a strained smile. ]

Daniel i'm going to STRANGLE YOU

Welp. Good luck. Whatever y'all do, don't stop playing till you're done.

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Okay good news I still have signal. Bad news. [ selfie of him. in the jungle. a strained smile. ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

7:20 PM

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Daniel i'm going to STRANGLE YOU

help :'CCCCCCCCCCC

Finish the game and it'll all get set back

Reply to: @Bea shapeshifter (@AlumbianChronicler) Finish the game and it'll all get set back

HWTH THE FUCK DDDDDDDDDD:

7:23 PM

soeryr i'm frekaing the fuck out

I dunno. Magic?

. . . I am just... Sighing at all of you.

HOW WAS IS UPSPOED TO KNWO THAT A BOARD GAME OCULD BE FUCKIGNG CURSED DDD D ?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!/

I thought more people knew about Jumanji...

7:31 PM

Not your fault, Dani. I think the game sort of... knows?

7:32 PM

When it is around people most likely to play it.

oh m y fucking god????

Maybe it's not a movie in timelines where it's a real game?

IM IN HELL

You know, that makes sense. Though I could see people watching the movie still trying to play the game. Mix the real one in with the knock offs.

Oh, I'd absolutely play the real one

Okay admittedly... so would I.

this fucking garbage awful game stole my BROTHER ???? AND YOU WANT TO PLAY IT ?????? I'M GOING TO HIT YOU BOTH WITH BRICKS

7:34 PM

I'm sorry I don't actually mean that I'm just very scared :c

You will get him back! You just need to play the game.

7:34 PM

I am not upset with you, you have every right to be scared.

It's ok. I'm guessing it gave you a condition that'll get him back?

he's in a jungle with ghost powers he's fine

Who else is playing?

Sam and Lucy and Tucker and maybe Dash but he hasn't gone yet..... :CCCCC

Usually completion of the game resets things back to normal. So... time to speed run and make sure no one cheats.

What happens if soeone cheats?????

It doesn't like it

7:37 PM

Tends to punish the cheater

CNA OOYU BE SPECIFIC ??????

It'll ramp things up, make them more dangerous/difficult.

Don't like that?

Then don't cheat

I WASN'T GONNAAA

I know, just sayin

not dani maybe, but warn sam, tucker, and dash. lol.

:C Okay

im being MAULED

CRONKODILE [blurry photo of a crocodile.. whys she so scared its literally just a crocodile. Shes beaten the shit out of things twice the size---]

Awwwwe

VLAD HELP. @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swamp puppy

hold its mouth closed val

Good GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

They're playing Jumanji

WHY.

Honestly, just leave the croc in the tub. It'll chill.

Awwww it is cute.

fucking jumanji.....

TWOCROKIILEDE

8:08 PM

TWORCONTODILES

Aw, it has a friend!

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) WHY.

HEEEEEEELLLLLLLOPPPPPPPPP :"CCCCCCCCCCCCC

.

Im scared im scared im so fucking sxa r ed

I am sorely tempted to barge in and kill someone.

remember how that went last time. I wont be happy if im haunted by Jon AND the ghost of Jumanji

Yes but you see we already know we can take an old white man.

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HWAT DOE S JUMAJI HACE TO DO WITH OLD WHITE MEN SHOULD I BE SCARED I HAVE A BAD HISTORY WITH OLD WHITE MEN

Well if it's anything like the movie.....

8:29 PM

Then there might be a racist coming your way.

4

I hate this fucking game so much

Omg I shouldn't laugh at that this is serious but holy fuck

If he does appear and starts anything, just kill him.

Were they not invincible until the game was beaten?

Imshotoing these fuckigng crocidiles andi its doign fuckign NTOHGING!!!!!!!!

I don't know if I can kill someone :"C

It has been a while since I watched the movie. I feel like you can do a lot of things to a person that will still hurt them very very badly.

Like, emotionally? I don't think I can kill a person..

Emotionally yes. Slapstick also works and hurts much more than the movies think it does.

......okay i'll try maybe???????

So does mockery!

How's mockery gonna stop a racist???????

Mockery usually does stop racists I've found-

It usually embarasses them and makes them too upset to respond correctly.

Exactly. And it's very funny.

Then you kick them in the knee.

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Or elsewhere.

MOCJKING DIDN'T HELP HE FUSUT TRIED TO FUCKIGN KILL ME

Hm.

WHAT D OYUU MEAN HM IM GOIGNGN TO FUCKIGN DOUBLE DIE PROBABLY

do you want me to come by. i can probably kill something invincible.

How far along the board are you guys?

I diodngntnn annfnnsjjfjgghjjkdkkkkkkkkkkkk hurts

...

didntn get shot ...... ill be fine

hm. so where are you guys exactly.

[[ coordinates but she fuckign, typo'd the shit out of them cuz her hands won't stop shaking ]]

[Future-Figment has gone offline........]

5

Uhhhh

[Future-Figment is online!]

9:37 PM

dont look for me

6

9:37 PM

[Future-Figment is offline!]

…Fair enough…?

9:37 PM

Is he ok?

He just swung an elephant by the trunk into the earth and then presumably watched his friends and family turn to dust in front of his very eyes, so i'd imagine the answer is "No"

4

What

Oh fuck.

9:42 PM

Yeah, he wouldn't be fucking ok after that.

9:43 PM

I'd guess he fucked off somewhere where he can destroy something without obliterating a state or two along with it.

Well. Fudgebuckets.

. . .

10:13 PM

I am about to try and find him anyway.

Yeah, figured. Wanna go crash a clocktower?

Yeah. I'm at the Boneyard right now. I come meet you?

Sure.

I always forget why I have difficulties sticking to doing my legal job.

Is your legal job being a terrible person?

Are you a fisher?

A psychiatrist.

Why do you have difficulties with that?

I mean. being a human psychiatrist must be pretty hard. Ghosts come with even more baggage.

Yes, especially when you're dealing with...certain clients.

did Randy say something horrifying again

4

I won't get into specifics. Confidentiality, you see.

Who the fuck is Randy?

Classic Walker behaviour

Reply to: @An_t-Iasc_is_Fearr_Leat (@Dyl) Who the fuck is Randy?

Perhaps you should find a more effective way to ask things you want to learn, instead of being constantly and obnoxiously abrasive.

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3:47 PM

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Classic Walker behaviour

I am tragically getting charmed by his failboy swag, as Technus puts it.

I don’t try to. My apologies, Ms. Just a wee bit hangry today. Who is Randy?

A Walker, and to answer your second question Walkers are generally Wardens of jails in the Zone.

3:49 PM

Randy is known as the "racist Walker".

3

Oh, how fun. Do you enjoy being his psychiatrist?

It's a necessary duty. He can be very enjoyable to be around. But also. . .

the racism

The racism.

Is he a large individual?

Yeah.

Even better.

3:52 PM

Lasts longer.

what the fuck is this conversation

I think you get the implication.

. . . You are weird

I’m asking for my mams, they wanted to know.

He's a skeleton.

Oh, boo.

Dude, what the hell is up with you and wanting to eat people??

3

He's so sad he wouldn't even make a good bone broth.

I don’t! I phrase it very poorly sometimes! But also, my mams are very accustomed to that, I’m fine with going out for sushi, as annoyed as they are with that.

[ <-- on his boyfriends phone ] Never say bone broth again. Now everytime i get in the bath ill consider myself SOUP

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Oh hi Beau. You would make a delightful soup

Very aromatic.

I'll take that as an insane compliment.

Remember when we made Ben into soup : )

Yeah i fucking remember. Cunt.

BEN SOUP BEN SOUP BEN SOUP

Pft.

3:58 PM

How cute...

DIE?

And you lads were calling me odd?

I believe they were flirting.

Ah. Fun.

WHAT?? NO

Hm my mistake.

yeah tech is only flirting with himself hes being WAY SUPER LITERAL about the soup

3

Nah, the Techni are just Like That from what I've seen so far.

me on the other hand

Ah well that is amusing.

I forgot about the duplicates, that’ll take some getting used to.

MY TYPE IS A LOT LESS FISHY AND FLESHY THAN BULLET, TO SAY THE LEAST.

meanwhile my type is also less fleshy but just as fishy

Mm, fun.

Ah, you like your mechanical hunters. That is right.

AND THE OTHER MES TOO

You're such a mess, Terry.

i dont want to hear that from you woman you were MARRIED TO DICK

We're just as bad as eachother lets not lie to ourselves

It’s. . . certainly something.

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) We're just as bad as eachother lets not lie to ourselves

youre my boy now you have to stand up for me >:)

Oh my.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) AND THE OTHER MES TOO

Ah, well I suppose loving oneself is a good way to avoid poor self esteem.

Reply to: @Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) youre my boy now you have to stand up for me >:)

Your boy huh

I am still insane about this

fuck off out of my love life NIC

If teasing you was not so fun and easy maybe i would!!!!!!!!

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Your boy huh

>;) you want me to call you something else? we all got cute nickanmes here

GOD. how about "Ben"

benoits got that already, no can do

??? fucker he cant CLAIM my legal name

Benoit’s a lovely name, he should pass on the nickname.

ALL US TECHNI ARE NAMED NICOLAI SO I CALL THE OTHERS BY VARIOUS NICKNAMES. IT REALLY IS JUST LIKE THAT SOMETIMES.

your legal name is now button

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) ??? fucker he cant CLAIM my legal name

Yes I can, watch me

TERRY

4:11 PM

ill get you both. Youre both sooo fucked.

benjamin button

Thank you

So anyway button

Fuck OFF

Is someone named Button? That’s delightful.

ehehhehe

4:13 PM

cmon man you KNOW what hardy and judy call me

Button... lmao

button and teddy

Im jumping off the ship. Walking the plank rn

aw judy cmooon ...

well what does beau call you huh button

Handing the kid the baseball bat as we speak.

4:17 PM

Im not FUCKING telling you anything because youll use it against me

:3

lmao

y iz this hilarus?

because lightly teasing the big buff man with a name like button amuses me

Benny boy i think it suits you man

im going to heaven goodbye everyone

what else can i call you? sugar? honeypie? sweetie?

sharkbait

This is no fair because i can even do it back you'll LIKE it

duh.

4:22 PM

oh noooo not my partner calling me cute naaaaaames whatever will i do

going to pelt you with rocks

;) promise?

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) y iz this hilarus?

I hope the Captain gives you an embarassingly cute term of endearment some day.

Reply to: @Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ;) promise?

WHAT

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I hope the Captain gives you an embarassingly cute term of endearment some day.

u know i womt have an issue wit it

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) WHAT

;)

Reply to: @Baracuda (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ;)

omw to pelt you with rocks then you little freak

I think that's enough Whisprr for today. I'm going back to my plants

hey if it gets his attention-

Coward.

wow

Going to tend to my plants doesn't make me a coward, I'm being a good plant owner

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) u know i womt have an issue wit it

Honestly true... of you were any sweeter with her you'd melt in the ocean like cotton candy.

DM started with xXBioTechXx

[parapsychic has Logged On!]

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Hello there!

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [parapsychic has Logged On!]

hi hi hi hi hi

Hello! Apologies in advance if I'm a bit rusty. I'm very new. Was told about this app and couldn't help myself.

What's your name? :O I'm Dani

I'm Nathan. Lovely to meet you, Dani.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I'm Nathan. Lovely to meet you, Dani.

It's very nice to meet you Nathan. What kinda stuff do you like?

Well, it might be obvious from my username, but I have a passing interest in parapsychology. ......Which is very ironic, I understand.

That's the study of ESP and stuff right?

Correct. Well, it's a very broad field if I'm being honest...

:O! I'd love to hear more about it!

Oh, really? I shouldn't be surprised what am I saying- You're clearly someone who likes to learn, judging by your screen name.

7:51 PM

My area of expertise was ghosts and the way they interact with the living realms. But I have a bit of a feeling that being one will render much of my research moot.

IT JUST MEANS YOU GET FIRSTHAND EXPERIENCE!

I do like to learn! I'm an amateur mycologist actually. And that's a little sad but cool! Maybe you'll get to learn all kinds of cool stuff now!

I'm very much looking forward to it, I promise.

7:54 PM

I only died, ah...last week I believe? So everything is extraordinarily new. (edited)

WOAH!! That must've been really scary! D:

NEWLY DEAD, ARE YOU?

It was... But not as bad as I'd worried it would be. I ended up being helped by quite a polite young man when I formed here.

OH REALLY? THAT SOUNDS NICE.

Oh yes. A cop of some kind, I believe.

WAS IT HARDISON WALKER?

Might've been. I was a bit busy being freshly dead but if Hardison Walker is a pure white, giant man...

THAT SHOULD BE HIM YES.

He was helpful. Gave me a map, though I don't think it will be much help.

Fresh dead huh. tough break.

You should go to the cafe or to shania's maybe if you can find em. they're nice usually when loony skulker's not shooting people.

DON'T DISPARAGE MY BOYFRIEND HE HASN'T SHOT ANYONE IN OVER A MONTH LAST I CHECKED.

.

THAT IS A NEW RECORD FOR HIM! I AM VERY PROUD.

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Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) You should go to the cafe or to shania's maybe if you can find em. they're nice usually when loony skulker's not shooting people...

Interesting. What do these places look like?

Well the cafe looks like a cafe and shania's is REALLY big and kinda wooden. You can't miss it. There's a big sign out front on Shania's.

you want directions?

It has quite good coffee.

Could be helpful. Mr. Walker said something about "multiple universes" but I don't know if I understand that quite yet.

Oh, it's you. I'm glad you found your way to.........whisprr quickly at least.

you weren't kidding about people spawning in your office huh

I was not. I'm glad if I could help at all though.

Oh certainly. Though I wasn't expecting to have to sign paperwork.

lifes a bitch and then you die and the afterlifes a bitch. congrats

Honestly I expected you to spend time to understand your new role in the afterlife before getting a fucking social media account. But maybe I'm just old fashioned.

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If I'm to understand this new place I think that would be quickest when talking to others.

kids these days

BACK WHEN I DIED, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA YET!

...It makes sense that there would be older ghosts, actually, huh.

ACTUALLY I DIED IN 1977.

8:41 PM

NOT THAT OLD. DEATHWISE I MEAN.

8:42 PM

BUT MEANWHILE, ONE OF MY BOYFRIENDS IS A CAVEMAN.

...Literally?

WELL I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT LITERALLY BUT LIVED IN PALEOLITHIC TIMES YES

That is...fascinating, actually. I don't think I've ever met a paleolithic ghost.

Sorry I got busy. But yeah there's lots of people that are different ages. I'm only 5 months old chronologically speaking. Like, in general.

...Not 5 months dead?

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Oh certainly. Though I wasn't expecting to have to sign paperwork.

Was it after making you read the rule book?

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) That is...fascinating, actually. I don't think I've ever met a paleolithic ghost.

YOU MEET GHOSTS OFTEN, DO YA BUBBY?

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ...Not 5 months dead?

Nope! Five months existing at all

Reply to: @Songbird_With_Sweet_Tooth [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Was it after making you read the rule book?

I don't make fresh ghosts do that.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) YOU MEET GHOSTS OFTEN, DO YA BUBBY?

I lived in Amity, so...

FAIR ENOUGH.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Nope! Five months existing at all

That is....I don't know what word to use that would be least offensive.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I don't make fresh ghosts do that.

Ah so you are capable of mercy. Good.

Reply to: @Songbird_With_Sweet_Tooth [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Was it after making you read the rule book?

I did see the book. Seems like it took a long time to make.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) That is....I don't know what word to use that would be least offensive.

Terrible's a good place to start honestly.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Terrible's a good place to start honestly.

Terrible it is, then.

:D !!!!!!!!!!

You're a charmer, aren't you?

A lot of people say that.

And a lotta people are right.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) And a lotta people are right.

Thank you Uncle Hardy.

Aw. I'm very glad to see that the ghostly community is so...normal?

What were you expecting. We're people.

Again. I lived in Amity Park.

people with hobbies

I've watched the bright, loud one chasing the ghost child in a mecha.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I've watched the bright, loud one chasing the ghost child in a mecha.

Techni are just kinda like that :C

LMAO THATS ME! OR. ANOTHER ME

Ah, right, Technus. I'll have to start learning more names.

Does your universe have two, "ghost children" or just the one?

Just the one, I think. Strange to think that there would be more than one around.

Well my universe has two and I'm the other one, kinda. I'm uh, I'm his sister kinda basically pretty much.

Oh! I see!

anyway yeah.

I certainly hope you're from my universe. If we're starting to get fresh dead from other timelines I'm not going to be happy.

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DOES YOUR TECHNUS HAVE THE BEAUTIFULLY TECHNOLOGICAL TUBES IN HIS HEAD

. . .

9:09 PM

Er- Perhaps? He's not usually close enough to see.

HM. Lemme see uh, you probably know about Vlad Masters right? Does yours have a boyfriend or a husband and a wife or is he recently divorced or is he terminally single because he's a demented freak who should be thrown down a well?

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Ah. I don't know about his current relationship status so ...... Probably not married?

Okay so he's NOT from Lucy's universe probably maybe.... hm. uhm, how loony's your universe's skulker?

4

That's the hunter?

Yeah! Some are less weird than other Skulkers.

I suppose he's...strange, but not that strange? I don't know what to compare him to.

Would he shoot someone in the middle of a crowded cafe mostly unprovoked?

...I don't think so?

Okay so he's not from Loony Skulker's universe! So we've eliminated a fewwww universes. Hmmmm.... OH HE MUST BE FROM CRIMSON'S! Cuz I think that's one of the few that don't have a me. (edited)

Crimson? (edited)

yeah he's really nice he's a friend of mine. He's the only one of him I know of, unless you count the weird mirror universe.

Is he also a ghost then?

Pretty much yeah

I see...Maybe I've heard of him. I didn't alway stick around to watch the ghost attacks.

I don't think he attacks stuff he's pretty chill.

Ah, I see. Hm...What does he look like?

Red. Plus he has a gas mask.

Oh. ...I didn't realize that was his name. Crimson, hm?

Oh do you know him mister?? :O

Hard not to know about the sickly looking twink getting thrown into buildings by Plasmius.

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Mean to him :C

....And inaccurate, is it?

.... He isn't sickly looking! I'm sicky looking! >:C

My dear, I don't know what you look like.

wh-

9:33 PM

hi whos this guy and how does he know me- I mean i guess i am technically a public figure but...hello- also i am NOT sickly fucker

So you're just naturally that skinny and frail? ?

I was on the news a bit ago when this marshmallow guy attacked the museum. I think there's still clips of it floating around. That one kid posted it without asking me or anything and it was kinda upsetting realizing how ... like that I looked.

Also, hello, I'm Nathan.

I think he's from your universe. He like, just just died.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) So you're just naturally that skinny and frail? ?

hi natha, die

Natha

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) My dear, I don't know what you look like.

Found it :C https://discord.com/channels/1223322409621389406/1239015845452320788/1257792812099960852

NATHAN*

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Natha

Hee hee. Natha.

...I see. I understand your objections now.

listen im dealing with enough as it is- just for that your name is natha now

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) ...I see. I understand your objections now.

YEAH. Crimson looks so fucking normal!

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) YEAH. Crimson looks so fucking normal!

Just a twink then./

Twinks are normal.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Twinks are normal.

funniest thing ive ever read

9:38 PM

abnormal twink

Reply to: @DeadMenTellNoTales (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) abnormal twink

Why would you not simply, "ping" me ????????????

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HA

Haha

i wont be a twink forever...

Anyhow, "whomst" is this new gent?

keep holding onto that hope crim

Perhaps I should change my screen name until I'm more widely known.

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i wont be a twink forever...

Being a "twink" eternally hasn't been that terrible for me, but I do enjoy being carried around like a cardboard cutout from time to time so I may just be strange.

. I NEED TO BULK UP RIGHT NOW

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I think you're cute....

He's a parapsychologist who just died Hemlock.

Interesting.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I think you're cute....

youre just saying that to make me feel better

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) youre just saying that to make me feel better

? Yes you're my boyfriend.

.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I think he's from your universe. He like, just just died.

It is... impressive that he formed so quickly and is coherent.

i think the parapsychologist is homophobic

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i think the parapsychologist is homophobic

I'll take a lot of slander, but not that.

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Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i think the parapsychologist is homophobic

CRINGE. L PLUS RATIO HIM INTO OBLIVION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How long does it usually take a ghost to be coherent?

I think it's probably because I'm on here as. Vlad. Haha...

Reply to: @Open_Book (Gerry) (@AlumbianChronicler) How long does it usually take a ghost to be coherent?

I think it depends on the ghost. Circumstances and the like. It took me... a fair amount of time.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I think it's probably because I'm on here as. Vlad. Haha...

Well there are other humans on here too

Yes, I was just taken aback. I didn't know humans could access this app.

I think you need an invite code for it.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Yes, I was just taken aback. I didn't know humans could access this app.

yeah well SOME people find a way

:3

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) yeah well SOME people find a way

That makes more sense.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) That makes more sense.

Explain your parapsychology thing in a way that someone who died during the reign of Queen Victoria would understnad please. It sounds compelling. I am quite a fan of things with the "para" prefix.

Reply to: @♫❀

Hidden_Prince_Hemlock

❀♪ (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Explain your parapsychology thing in a way that someone who died during the reign of Queen Victoria would understnad please. ...

. . . Actually it's quite easy to understand since so much of the science comes from the early understandings and studies of things like seances.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) . . . Actually it's quite easy to understand since so much of the science comes from the early understandings and studies of thi...

OHO i've attended quite a few seances in my time so I think I have a good grasp of the subject. Where do the phantasmal vapors come in?

Reply to: @♫❀

Hidden_Prince_Hemlock

❀♪ (@Cryptic_Eccentric) OHO i've attended quite a few seances in my time so I think I have a good grasp of the subject. Where do the phantasmal vapor...

Depends on how good of a con man your seance leader is. Or perhaps if they're one of the rare genuine ones.

In many instances, those have been largely debunked as tricks of photography, fluff, smoke, and drugs.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Depends on how good of a con man your seance leader is. Or perhaps if they're one of the rare genuine ones.

I hoped to be a genuine one before the consumption took hold.

It was a bit before my time but I've always found it interesting.

Oh, it was quite an interesting time in scientific study. I did go to a couple seances with Sherlock... though more for the purpose of identifying frauds and criminals. He was quite skeptical of any such thing.

Spiritualism or the consumption?

Spiritualism as it was.

10:10 PM

Sherlock...Holmes?

Yes.

10:10 PM

We were quite close friends.

HE'S FUCKING REAL?????????????

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THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN YU GI OH WAS REAL or goku GOKU ISNT REAL but you guys were talking about finding goku IT WAS A JOKE

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In timelines I have passed through, yes.

I will endeavor not to ask too many questions out of politeness.

He and I did quite a lot of scientific experimentation, utilizing a bit of a... quirk in my immortality to allow more thorough testing than may otherwise have been possible.

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) He and I did quite a lot of scientific experimentation, utilizing a bit of a... quirk in my immortality to allow more thorough t...

???!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? I think I need to lay down on my chaise,,,,

Immortality?

Reply to: @ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN YU GI OH WAS REAL or goku GOKU ISNT REAL but you guys were talking about finding goku IT WAS A JOKE

who's goku?

I am less a ghost and more... an alchemist. Quite a successful one, if I do say so myself.

Fascinating...I was never quite able to understand alchemy I'm afraid.

i love dragon ball...

It is an interesting show.

Excessively long too

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Fascinating...I was never quite able to understand alchemy I'm afraid.

I will admit much of it ended up being... incorrect, as understanding of the natural world grew.

10:20 PM

But we were building the very foundations of science back in my younger days. My husband, Zosimos, was more focused on the spiritual, but I always favored the physical and chemical.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Fascinating...I was never quite able to understand alchemy I'm afraid.

Join the club. I barely get regular chemistry :C

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) I will admit much of it ended up being... incorrect, as understanding of the natural world grew.

Ah, I can relate to that. I was born in the early twenties, the speed at which I saw progress was fascinating.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Ah, I can relate to that. I was born in the early twenties, the speed at which I saw progress was fascinating.

O_O wow you're OLD

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) O_O wow you're OLD

Thanks.

Heh.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Thanks.

What was the dust bowl like?

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) What was the dust bowl like?

Remarkably bad, what little of it I experienced.

Dani you're funny as hell.

The twentieth century was... something.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Dani you're funny as hell.

I'm not trying to be funny right now :C

It was... certainly a time.

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) I'm not trying to be funny right now :C

You call a man old and ask him what hell was like and you're NOT trying to be funny?

Not everyone exists on gallows humor and spite.

Reply to: @Hardison_Walker2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) You call a man old and ask him what hell was like and you're NOT trying to be funny?

He is old and I'm curious about historical stuff.

Sadly I did not live in that area during that time period. Else I would happily answer your question.

Reply to: @Songbird_With_Sweet_Tooth [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Sadly I did not live in that area during that time period. Else I would happily answer your question.

It's okay. <3 ^_^

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) He is old and I'm curious about historical stuff.

I know, I know.

I can't stifle curiosity.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I can't stifle curiosity.

^^^^^^ !!!! He's cool I like him! Knowledge is the most important and beautiful thing

it rly is did any of you guys see the moon landing??? like, live?

Yes.

Yeah.

omg what was it like???

THAT'S SO COOL !!!!!

Reply to: @LostMyLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) it rly is did any of you guys see the moon landing??? like, live?

I saw the rocket take off.

10:32 PM

Had a really good view from the water.

!!!!!!!

thre wuz a moon landing?

It was interesting. I was curious about the science of it the most.

Reply to: @LostMyLastBraincellInThePortal (@payeehay) it rly is did any of you guys see the moon landing??? like, live?

Where did the moon land precisely????

Reply to: @♫❀

Hidden_Prince_Hemlock

❀♪ (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Where did the moon land precisely????

.

!!! yea!! and all the engineering that had 2 go into every piece of tech they used @Hidden_Prince and @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) humans landed on the moon! in 1969! ((I think)) and it was televised at the time, and the tapes still exist, but it musta been SO COOL 2 see it live

Reply to: @♫❀

Hidden_Prince_Hemlock

❀♪ (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Where did the moon land precisely????

I... are you joking???

i must hve ben busy or npy payng atention then. kinda sad i mised it

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) i must hve ben busy or npy payng atention then. kinda sad i mised it

There's plenty of videos.

I do wish I had been inland to see the landing on the moon itself. But I was so happy to see the rocket launch itself. Next time they launch something, we will have to all see it, Fish Stick

Heh. I remember watching the moon landing, myself. It was... quite inspiring.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I do wish I had been inland to see the landing on the moon itself. But I was so happy to see the rocket launch itself. Next tim...

yeh wel ned to al go c it. is there a plce where they lanch rockets a lot?

Agreed, inspiring is the right way to put it.

Of course, civilization was destroyed a couple months afterward, but then I skipped to a timeline where it wasn't. Thankfully, the moon landing still happened, though then being the US who managed it first...

holy crap? how did civilization get destroyed?

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) yeh wel ned to al go c it. is there a plce where they lanch rockets a lot?

Well they do not do it a lot but when they do, the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.

Nukes. It happened several times, actually.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I... are you joking???

I'll leave that for you to decide.

Reply to: @The-Starfish-Enterprise [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Well they do not do it a lot but when they do, the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.

oh florida, ben there a lot. that wil b easy to find then. just ned a ship

~~A space ship~~

i prfr a sailng ship though. gues its up 2 the crew n Stella.

That one is more feasible and practical.

... too grim?

Eh, I've heard worse.

Heh.

@ mad science mom: D:

Laughter does make it a bit easier to process things like that. Several times though... I thought twice was bad enough.

Mhm. There were many timelines in which the Cold War did not remain so. And I set off annihilation, myself, in 1983. Pushed myself as far as I could away from living timelines to try to never have to experience that pain again. I have now decided that the pain is worth having connections and people I care for.

.

Fascinating.

I am... quite old.

Well... that is horrifying and... bittersweet.

10:59 PM

I am not sure how to feel about that.

Fair. I did come out of those two decades with a general immunity to, and ability to metabolize, nuclear radiation.

I suppose that is... a bonus.

I can only applaud you for that.

I do try to see the positives in most situations.

I can understand that. I just have less than fond memories of some things myself. Mostly the desire to shake my partner as she walked into areas with a lack of self preservation.

Ah, yes. I... think Ambi may be able to commiserate with you on that...

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Unfortunately, I can.

Ah, does your partner also go running off to danger to face murderous beings and face potential impalement?

Yes.

12:01 AM

I have watched her die several times.

I did not at first realize that she would recall them...

12:04 AM

Which I have avoided dying too often since, as I don't want to trouble you unnecessarily.

Ambi, I apologize for your distress. Sometimes shaking the partner and giving them the disappointed-but-not-mad look is a deterrent. Even if they can't actually see you.

I am... unused to wanting to maintain my... temporolinear position.

It is, not a pleasant thing that I witness but I suppose I would rather know than be kept in the dark. I cannot tell my beloved to not do what she must. All I can do is support her and anchor her, to bring her home where loved ones await.

(We pretend that was the right bot...) That is... very sweet. All I could do was watch for a long time. We love people who will stubbornly do what is needed. Even if stressful. I am glad that you have a reason to remain in this position, Sophie. I imagine a great many would be saddened if you got lost.

Thank you, Laru. And I am very glad to have you as an anchor, Ambi~

I HAVE JUST BEEN MAULED

7:23 PM

NOT BY SKULKER I FEEL IT IS IMPORTANT TO CLARIFY

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CONSENSUALLY?

NO A CHILD THREW A LARGE CAT AT ME

7:29 PM

SORRY MAVYE </3

Hey, @ELECTROTEKhunter, now that I'm over that hangover, this is for you.

[it's a data-package consisting of Carnivore: Dinosaur Hunter, as well as a couple other late-90s to early-2000s big-game hunting games]

[picture of the red whisp] Does anyone recognize if this is from a specific universe?

oh thats like killer but small [Picture of a larger magenta whisp.] (edited)

WHISPS ARE VERY COMMON IN MY UNIVERSE! THEY ARE IN A SIMILAR CLASS TO BLOB GHOSTS

Oh good. Because this human brought in a bunch clinging to her like burrs.

[Spamming pictures of Killer.] the best whisp

Reply to: @mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Oh good. Because this human brought in a bunch clinging to her like burrs.

LMAO???

10:27 PM

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) [Spamming pictures of Killer.] the best whisp

I STILL CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU ADOPTED IT...

I may have adopted this one. It's so small...

i did not adopt it

10:28 PM

i am training it

SKULKER, FACE IT. YOU ADOPTED THE WHISP LMAO

i am skulker the ghost worlds greatest hunter i do not adopt things

Reply to: @mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I may have adopted this one. It's so small...

AND THEY ARE VERY NICE TO KEEP... IF YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT WAKING UP WITH THEM ON YOUR FACE

10:31 PM

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) i am skulker the ghost worlds greatest hunter i do not adopt things

SURE AMOUR. KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT

Reply to: @mirrormirror (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I may have adopted this one. It's so small...

WHAT IS THAT

It's our child.

Wow.. so forward.. what if im a bad mother

Literally impossible. Come to the front counter and meet them.

Congratulations!

Gunther and I are putting an ikea wardrobe together rn pen and we're losing

Then take a break. Don't make me come over there with this piteously cute thing.

[descriptions of gore? perhaps graphic?] tell gunther if he ever shoots or stabs any of my loved ones again im ripping out his remaining eyeball and shoving it so far up his ass the only thing he will ever be able to see is the inside of his own intestines

.

10:47 PM

HOO BOY-

but as long as he doesnt hurt anyone i care about were good

Hang on ill tell him

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10:49 PM

He says he wont and hes going to be a better man because violence only leads to more pain for everybody but he ALSO says youre a cunt.

well i never said i was a good person

No dip honey

[ xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx is offline ] [ xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx is online ]

u ok?

Looks like someone got reset lol

I was very mad for a hot secondo do not mind me

YOU ALRIGHT?

barely

[Future-Figment is online]

Dan are you okay ???? :C

im okay now

1:35 PM

RELATIVELY

Sending you hugs :'C !!!!!!!!

Welcome back.

mhm. thanks dani

All in all it went fairly well.

mhm...

Glad to know that everything’s okay

Does this mean my mom and I can go home now?

yeah

sorry theres a hole in front of the house

Eh we'll just stack a bunch of stuff in front of it like we always do

Fill it with dirt. Plant a garden.

We once filled a hole using my old lego bricks until the repair man could come

oh i remember that

That is am amazing idea.

The hole is shaped like me.

2:40 PM

It's my hole. It was made for me.

PFFFT

2:47 PM

Okay Junji Ito.

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Again totally fill it with dirt and plant a garden. I am sure it will be fine

4:05 PM

Or fill it with water. New ecosystem for ducks.

I forgot how cute people can be.

stay away from him or else

I didn't say a name but he popped right into your head...?

shut up

I see things are going well.

I'm having fun.

going to kill u

It would upset your partner.

going to make u regret ever leaving that sarcophogas you bastard

Funniest possible development

I read the news, I already do regret it.

going to make u regret it more

Looking forward to it.

You enjoy getting your ass handed to you, huh?

~~Kinky?~~

It's entertaining.

you wont be entertained when ur a piece of jewelry for him [<-- so jealous he forgot about the "no harming pariah" rule]

I don't think flirting when he hasn't told me to stop is worthy of ...whatever that is.

i will turn u into a pendant necklace if u keep flirt with him

An interesting promise.

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) i will turn u into a pendant necklace if u keep flirt with him

Tch, good luck with trying to accomplish that...

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) ~~Kinky?~~

My thoughts exactly.

Everyone is so mean. I am being a perfect gentleman tonight.

stay away from him

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Everyone is so mean. I am being a perfect gentleman tonight.

Strangely enough I...will have to agree As far as I can seen you're doing nothing wrong so far

I think the issue is that someone is jealous.

I concur

hes being weird about my boyfriend stay away you weirdo creep i am not ok with this i will kill you

If you do that I will have to enforce Phantom's ruling He has decreed that no one is to hurt Pariah during his punishment Understand?

I am not being weird and I take offense to that.

So you are letting him get under your skin by flirting with your boyfriend instead of... making sure to discuss things with your boyfriend?

11:55 PM

So you aren't purposefully flirting to piss someone off?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) So you aren't purposefully flirting to piss someone off?

I feel like not being told to stop by the partner in question says a lot.

how dare u even imply hes into you

Ah here is the thing though, polyamory requires communication and everyone being comfortable with shit.

11:58 PM

You are pissing off their partner so. Kind of being a dick by continuing.

I never said I wasn't being a dick, just not a creep.

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I never called you a creep.

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) hes being weird about my boyfriend stay away you weirdo creep i am not ok with this i will kill you

How do the children use it... Ah.

️

Aaaah he called you a creep.

12:00 AM

I just called you weird to be fair... I forsee whatever discussion we have to be very interesting.

Reply to: @poisedDestroyer (@Beat Boxing Puppy) How do the children use it... Ah.

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no good word to convey my thoughts which is that u r an awful awful horrible person and i want u double dead and stay away from my bf

I...honestly don't know what to say at this point... Might as well just let him be and wait for the possible inevitable to happen...

You get it.

12:07 AM

We often think alike, don't we?

..... I hate that you made that point.... But knowing certain things I have no choice but to accept that you're...right...in a way...

. . . You say things like that a lot, you know.

Well, there is a point of why I do I'm just surprised that you haven't caught on or had an inkling about why at this point...

I find it's generally rude to make assumptions of random people I have met maybe once.

Fair... Maybe... We should...talk at some point about why... You'll see me at the Gala We can talk a bit then Deal?

Alright, provided I'm not instantly killed.

I've cleared it with the hosts No killing on sight allowed whatsoever And since I'm advocating for you to go you're technically my responsibility so I'll have to keep an eye on you as well so that no one tries to do something

Can he fit through the door?

I've perfect control over my form. I'll be fine.

Well, if he says he can then we'll have to trust that he can

I will believe it when I see it.

[@AgoraphobicGhost is Online] . [@AgoraphobicGhost is Offline]

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[original post] I've decided against going to the gala- originally I was excited to do so, but I just thought about how loud it would be and how much there would be to Read... Too overstimulating. I hope everyone else has fun, however.

Oh yes that would be far too much. While I am sad we will not see you, I am sure Gerry and I could give you a highlight reel if you want it?

That would be wonderful.

I am sure we will have plenty to tell you then. I am sure it promises to be interesting.

dog i hate it here

What’s going on now?

alt moms in the cafe, dead

…Mrs F?

explantion PLEASE

Uhhh... What?... Yeah, an explanation would be quite nice, actually

i dont think its any of OURS because she almost bit a danny in half who came through

7:39 PM

but jesus man. jesus fucking christ.

alt whelp mother in cafe is ghost attack own son

i think he opened a portal on her. GOD do you think shes a halfa now???

7:40 PM

someone get my weirdo alts dad in there

thank fucking god nvm

7:42 PM

i love you mom but i dont have the capacity to be worried about every single alternate universe version so if shes not mine

OKAY crisis averted

Which Danny?

new one i think idk

7:43 PM

Reply to: @Martian51 (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) i love you mom but i dont have the capacity to be worried about every single alternate universe version so if shes not mine

O...

god i wish i werent here

Another fucking Phantom?

half ghost are so common now is not rare prize any more -_-

Sad times for you Hunter

Well, time to add yet another tally to the growing list of how many of them are running around

So the quirk with this one is ‘killed his own mother’, fun.

I'll say This is a new one for sure

JESUS

. . . We need to check the multiverse for a qualified therapist for all of them.

Agreed

No Spectras

idk i feel like spectra would fix me

I said qualified.

7:51 PM

Isn't there one qualified one?

I imagine there are some that are qualified, but even then

How rude, I've been doing a very good job lately.

...

Yeah right… Oh, hey Phantom

7:52 PM

New you just dropped

Yeah, this one is apparently a doozy

So did a Mrs F, kinda crazy

dont go to the cafe any time soon

7:53 PM

id take the dude who cut dads arm off over that

Hey Phantom.

Great. As if the universe hadn't found enough ways to shove new trauma at mes.

I... was here at the cafe and I do not reccomend any more Phantoms make their way here. Which may mean you all will flock here at once.

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sory

Reply to: @guntherr (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) sory

die

devil horn accidental my bad ok

hey. dont be hostile to gunther hes trying

I am working on handling things, please don't all rush to the cafe.

Sounds good Please keep us updated if you can

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) I am working on handling things, please don't all rush to the cafe.

Hope everything’s safe for you too.

btw who was going to tell me sidneys arent all murderous bastards

…I mean I watched one core a Walker

yeah but i mean BEFORE they died

Wait, when he was alive???

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Hope everything’s safe for you too.

Safe enough. I'm not completely unarmed.

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) Safe enough. I'm not completely unarmed.

Alright, keep me updated if you need any help.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Wait, when he was alive???

my sidney pulled a carrie

…What’s a carrie?

Stephen King novel about a bullied teenage girl who kills her bullies with telekinesis.

yeah except minus the telekinesis

I figured.

Oh, ok

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Alright, keep me updated if you need any help.

Of course, dear. I think... the point of crisis has passed. Assuming another one isn't set off here in a moment...

Good to hear

I am sorry I was not capable of offering more assistance.

8:24 PM

It was not my place to intervene and there was already... clear distrust of my person. Another ghost would have not helped.

Hm... yes, a reasonable assessment, I think.

I was impressed that she drank the tea I had given her, however. I think her trauma is still very... new.

I could have thrown explosives into the mix, but that likely also wouldn't have helped . . .

No, I don't think it would have.

Explosives... I think the cafe owner would ban you from coffee if you did that.

I'm starting to think the only safe place to get a drink is at Bon's . . .

man eating burger come in at ur own risk

lol what

HAH, I saw an almost fight to the death!

I swear you leave for five minutes without me... I swear if you get into a fight I will tell Bastian where you are.

I didn't start it! I was an innocent bystander!

8:35 PM

~~This time~~

8:35 PM

I only wanted a coffee!

If I don't tell Bastian where you are, can you bring me a coffee? Maybe a muffin?

ED: Yeah sure. Might need to warn Henry about coming here though.

I'll make sure to be buffer for him.

[A picture of Mirror Danny with a soda being balanced on his head by Sidney.]

get his ass sidney

No Dannys have been vaporized this evening.

Oh good Glad to see that all went okay

Damn, I would have loved to see that.

speak for yourself im in hell

Pfft

And... secondary crisis coming in...

Jeez, again?

hm, nope, apparently not.

@skulker

Honestly, though, I think it would be better to rip that particular bandage off sooner rather than later...

9:12 PM

Oh, and yes, Skulker just shot at Laru.

Called it

Wait he shot at who?! If Seirei find out...

Hm... yeah, that could go badly.

Yeeeeep

oh my god.

i did not know who she was

9:17 PM

she dodge anyway

Or worse finding out Do try to be as easy to the building as possible Dan Mayve does need the cafe to be in one piece

it aint me anyone would have to worry about w laru lol

Fair Go ahead and pass that along to Seirei for me then, please Tell her Nyreena sends it with love for when she kicks Skulker's ass for doing that

Hm. Judging by how Laru reacted to the shot, I suspect she could well hold her own, herself.

Yo! Multiversal chat room to? hi everyone!

BULLET FREAKED OUT AND RAN OUT OF THE BONEYARD, FOLLOWED BY NATHAN, SO I HEADED TO THE CAFE TO SEE HOW MUCH DAMAGE SKULKER DID.

9:42 PM

THE ANSWER IS. LESS THAN I THOUGHT.

What is he freaking out about this time lmao everybody knows he is gay already !! silly billy

THINK HE GOT BAD NEWS OR SOMETHING. IDK. NOT MY BUSINESS I WILL NOT PRY.

Technus and he will not pry...... who are you and what have you dont with them. Haha JK

Reply to: @Gh0stBo1 (@Browa) Yo! Multiversal chat room to? hi everyone!

Hi Danny :D

aw poor button.... it wasnt me this time

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Technus and he will not pry...... who are you and what have you dont with them. Haha JK

HE LOOKED REALLY FREAKED OUT

9:46 PM

NATHAN FOLLOWED HIM SO EXPECT HIM TO BE MORE FREAKED OUT

do you think he heard about the richard baby from last night

Is classic iconic character nathan a boyfriend. Polycule wars let us go

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) Hm. Judging by how Laru reacted to the shot, I suspect she could well hold her own, herself.

Thankfully, she can. And I know the shot didn't hit. So Skulker. Try that again and there will be problems.

Reply to: @sharkcommajudy (@Beat Boxing Puppy) do you think he heard about the richard baby from last night

do not talk to me about dick jr

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) do not talk to me about dick jr

DONT CALL HIM THAT LOL?

Reply to: @

PhoenixRose

(@MissHVariety1307) Fair Go ahead and pass that along to Seirei for me then, please Tell her Nyreena sends it with love for when she kicks Skulker's...

I will make sure not to destroy any buildings we like. Not their fault someone is a hot headed idiot.

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Is classic iconic character nathan a boyfriend. Polycule wars let us go

NO JUST SOME OLD WHITE GUY

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I will make sure not to destroy any buildings we like. Not their fault someone is a hot headed idiot.

Good XD I know I have a bad temper but even I can reign it in and not let it get to me that quick

Oh see it is better if I get to react immediately. Now any reaction I have is premeditated.

9:53 PM

If I let the anger burn off initially I tend to get over it.

Fair XD

Ben ben ben you can do so much better than ebenezer scrooge come on man

HES DIVORCED TOO

Reply to: @Mad Science Mom (@AlumbianChronicler) Oh, and yes, Skulker just shot at Laru.

He did WHAT

I am fine. I was unharmed and it was mostly someone showing off they aren't afraid to harm someone than anything actually malicious.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) HES DIVORCED TOO

lmao...lol.....

Though I had rather hoped to not have that announced, I suppose it is what it is.

OLD GUY WHOSE SUGAR BABY BURNT DOWN HIS HOUSE. SO NEEDLESS TO SAY I DOUBT HE IS A PART OF THE POLYCULE.

He's officially on my shit list

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) OLD GUY WHOSE SUGAR BABY BURNT DOWN HIS HOUSE. SO NEEDLESS TO SAY I DOUBT HE IS A PART OF THE POLYCULE.

if dick could be...

BTW DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT A SUGAR BABY IS

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) He's officially on my shit list

Do not start anything with him, ma ilecar. It is unnecessary.

HANG ON LET ME MAKE MY OWN POST

Too late, he's already on it

Is that one actually Vlad on that post?

Who, me?

Ok. Blocked and reported.

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Reply to: @Gh0stBo1 (@Browa) Ok. Blocked and reported.

Don't worry he's nice actually.

.

There's like... half a dozen Vlads around.

Have you had the multiverse explained to you yet.

He didn't make a me

.... What for?... He...really didn't do anything wrong... And yeah, what Inferno said

Not taking any chances man

Boo

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) There's like... half a dozen Vlads around.

A concerning amount really...

Ok, unblocked. But only so I can see the inevitable meltdown of however many Vlads see what's going on in deddit.

Oh that's fair you're a new Daniel. Here's a fun fact:

YOU DID WHAT

One of the Vlads is married to your parents.

Reply to: @Gh0stBo1 (@Browa) Not taking any chances man

....Danny, please be nice to Vlad_Masters2. He's really sensitive and he's always been nice to me. if you see my vlad you can kill him though.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) One of the Vlads is married to your parents.

Excuse me what

Reply to: @Gh0stBo1 (@Browa) Excuse me what

Happily.

Reply to: @Gh0stBo1 (@Browa) Excuse me what

C:

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) Too late, he's already on it

Just do not act on it. You have no reason to get into a fight with an old man.

I won't. It'd probably get me in trouble.

And I'm dating someone completely unrelated to the Fentons.

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) I won't. It'd probably get me in trouble.

Thank you, besides I am not bothered by it and much bigger and scarier have tried to do worse.

Reply to: @Songbird_With_Sweet_Tooth [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Thank you, besides I am not bothered by it and much bigger and scarier have tried to do worse.

Did @Star_Librarian (@Anaia Lionel) beat them up?

She wasn't here to do so.

I meant the bigger and scarier things.

Sometimes she did. Sometimes I can do it myself. I am a patient woman.

You guys are so awesome.

[ wedding photo .jpeg ] [ <-- smug ]

Aww that is quite sweet.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) [ wedding photo .jpeg ] [ <-- smug ]

AWWWWWWWEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw....

10:13 PM

Now I know which parts to show you up with.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) [ wedding photo .jpeg ] [ <-- smug ]

[pog emoji]

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Aaah, is that the purpose of the gala?

It's not NOT the purpose of the gala.

I am not bothered by it, I think that is a common thing for nobility to have done as well. I just enjoy the excuse to put my partner in something breathtaking.

Yo, what's the minimum legal drinking age in the ghost zone? Asking for a friend.

18.

11:09 PM

But most stick to 21.

most stick to 18 i found that or theyre bad at guessing age

is that in human age or number of years as a ghost?

11:12 PM

...friend is a halfa

human age if it was number of years as ghost i wouldnt be make joke about how bad at guess age

cool, thanks

Dms b/w Dani (Cryptic) and @Gh0stBo1 (edited)

SOS help

Don’t be a wimp

SOS

?? ?? ??

dan at bar

A NEW ONE OR

dan

Does he have the proportions of a dorito with flaming hair and broad boulder like shoulders? Very handsome and long flaming hair? Great sense of humor and a ton of self loathing?

SEIREI THAT'S JUST EVERY SINGLE DAN.

True

It’s Inferno

2:11 PM

He’s being a wuss

HELP family upstairs cant leave without them WOULD HAVE TO GO PAST DAN TO GET TO THEM

He’s harmless

Oh! My other boyfriend! He won't hurt you guys

OH INFERNO IS ONE OF THE TAMED DANS, BUBBY!

He’s chill

compared to the other dan who freaked me out the first time we met, inferno is chill

Tamed is a word choice.

A CORRECT WORD CHOICE.

not safe

2:13 PM

NEVER SAFE

. . .

2:14 PM

I'm not going to hurt anyone in here, Skulktech.

See

IF dont send that message WHY NOT its rude and will get us killed

He makes me feel safe. And if he was going to kill someone for being rude, I'd be dead. I am not polite.

Nah, go ahead and make your death threats if it'll make you feel better.

2:17 PM

Not like I don't deserve them, after all.

Squinting at you.

OKAY IF YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ANYONE GO AFTER AETHER FIRST oh my gods what is wrong with you

…Wow, really? -_-

2:19 PM

Why am I the fodder?

THINK BACK ON EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID TO US

2:19 PM

im so sorry

LOL?

Ah, right… Damn I deserve to die for that?

Stars...

2:20 PM

Are one of you the Skulker I threatened to blender once?

we do not know you AT LEAST WE DO NOT THINK WE DO heh we kind of are blended though thats funny IT WOULD BE IF NOT FOR THE CONTEXT OF EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW

Reply to: @ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) OKAY IF YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ANYONE GO AFTER AETHER FIRST oh my gods what is wrong with you

Heh.

Ugh.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEKhunter (@capnport) we do not know you AT LEAST WE DO NOT THINK WE DO heh we kind of are blended though thats funny IT WOULD BE IF NOT FOR THE CONTE...

Seirei. We met in the cafe before.

OH

Oh... that felt weird.

You're supposed to dump Int or Wis, Aether. Not both.

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Oh dear... what is he doing?

Saying how inspiring and sweet it is that SkulkTech found each other and persisted and put away their pride and shit.

What? Can I not be nice? -_-

Your phrasing could use some work.

Aaaah... well meaning with not so much tact. So like any teenage boy.

Yup.

Whatever.

My stomach.. It's gonna explode

Did you eat too much, dear?

7:57 PM

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Yup.

And I imagine you certainly suffered with the same thing as a teenager, hm?

I ate the biggest burger they had at Nasty Burger. So much grease... Ow

Songbird_With_Sweet_Tooth [Anaia]

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Yup.

And I imagine you certainly suffered with the same thing as a teenager, hm?

Dan2W: Absolutely. Until I sort of stopped talking to anyone and spent my time killing them, instead.

yeah but now we can eat again and ive gotten a stomach ache like. every time.

Well now you have a chance to stumble over your words spectacularly, Inferno. And apparently eat until you make yourself sick... Dan you haven't been making yourself sick when you come over for dinner, have you?

not when i come over for dinner though that first time with sei i got REAL fucking close

Aaaah, especially if you haven't eaten in too long, I imagine.

8:08 PM

Reply to: @soWhatt (@Danté) I ate the biggest burger they had at Nasty Burger. So much grease... Ow

Too much grease will do that. So perhaps some tea for you.

Yes, tea... and a nap

Then we should ensure you have both then.

It will at least give me something to focus on rather than the very sudden absence of a great deal of pain.

oh yeah thats bc of me :3

So the doctor's visit went well?

DID IT EVER

She's healing?

panacea set a world record for healing a grumpy dragon

YAY

I can tell there is a lot that still needs work but... that is genuinely amazing how much was mended. Please tell Panacea thank you from me.

Glad to see everything's going well

It is weird.

8:36 PM

I have been steadily deteriorating for three hundred years and suddenly I don't hurt as much.

Huh, that's interesting A definite upside I say

Yeah, definitely that. The psychological stuff will take more to work through. Ancient of Healing definitely deserves a great deal of knowledge in exchange.

Good luck I'm sure you'll pull through just fine XD

My leg feels like jell-o

Hrm. You doing alright?

I think? I don't think my body knows what to do with a sudden lack of pain. Constant tension and then... suddenly at ease. Kind of feeling unmoored.

you should do those excercises pan suggested

Yeah... at least I know some to start with while sitting.

10:11 PM

I've been told not to lift anything heavy. Which is sad because it means I cannot overhand throw you two

for now

For now.

Anaia Lionel started a thread. 8/7/2024 10:14 PM

Hm. Yes, doing some exercises would be good. I have some I did when I was first getting used to having a physical body again, if you'd want me to show you.

I think... I would like that. Also in general seeing you would be nice too.

I'll swing by.

Sounds great. I look forward to it.

DM- Iridescent_Butterfly and Sharkcommajudy

HELLO! I HAVE A QUESTION.

Good luck, Vlad.

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HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE KNEW THAT VLAD WAS PLASMIUS.

️

I am raising my hand, but honestly... he made me so like not a big surprise for me.

oh boy

Also DANNY WHAT DID YOU DO?

If he learned it now, at least he can have a cocoa to process it. . . . Dad you want cocoa?

Oh, yes, I had that figured out fairly quickly.

Just as long as it's not the drink I'm having lol. That amount of espresso probably isn't safe for human consumption XD XD

I knew the whole time, sorry dad

sorry jack.......

You What.

Still, lmao get fukked Vlad. or well, Evil Vlads. Or whatever.

I never told you because Vlad/Plasmius threatened to tell you guys about me- but now that I think about it, it doesn't matter now that you guys know anyway?

Well this was a poor time to sign up for this

Which is why I'm glad my parents don't have access to whisprr! I'd be so screwed ^^;

i feel completely insane!

. . .

Reply to: @JACK_FENTON (@Beat Boxing Puppy) HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE KNEW THAT VLAD WAS PLASMIUS.

I did... :C

Youre not mad at me for not telling you are you ??? :C

Reply to: @Mycelial_Madness (@Cryptic_Eccentric) Youre not mad at me for not telling you are you ??? :C

Of course not Dani!!!!

Thank you :C

[Photo of the two Skulkers dancing] Gala’s going great so far (edited)

It had really been genuinely fun. That is a good picture too. I should get a picture of my partners and friends for a new photo album.

Ooh that would be fun!

man in all black at gala seems suspicious

For once I agree, I know we're all dressed up mysterious or whatever but...he looked mega creepy. Like more than I'm used to.

So that went well.

How....well are we talking.

Vlad had a nervous breakdown and mauled some poor fucker on the balcony

RIP?

That would be me, the maul-ee.

sounds like a great time

i did hear about that...my vlad was a nervous wreck after finding out

I am SO sorry about his behaviour he is not a well man.

Technus??

I will DM you bare with.

10/10 gala wuld crash agin. (attached is a picture of Tenzac being carried like a flour sack over his girlfriend's shoulder, Guy is with him too! they look happy)

i mean i expect it from a vlad tbf, god i feel like its my fault- I could have prevented it-

It was not your fault, little bat.

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) I am SO sorry about his behaviour he is not a well man.

No harm done. I hope he's well.

amazing party man. Sorry you got mauled dude

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Not exactly but i am working on it. I really do not want to section him but he has lost the plot entirely, it might be for the best.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) It was not your fault, little bat.

i know but making sure this gala was fun and disaster free was my job and you deserve it because you deserve the entire world and i would kill and die for you over and over again if it meant making you happy because your happiness is the air i breathe-

11:01 PM

...i had too much to drink

Yeah me and mom are on our way back home now. We kinda stayed out of the chaos, but man, I don't think the image in my head is gonna match whatever the heck happened while we were on the balcony

cant believe i missed a mauling

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) i know but making sure this gala was fun and disaster free was my job and you deserve it because you deserve the entire world a...

. .. I am going to marry you. So hard.

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anyone have pics or vid i want to see how bad vlad hurt this man

[ Mass DM with his universe. ]

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) . .. I am going to marry you. So hard.

<:3c i was gonna ask abt that buy shania and penny had their announcement so it felt rude

11:06 PM

*but

Yes, the gala was really great! Definitely a lot of things I wasn't expecting to happen but it was definitely worth it for a positive aspect!

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) <:3c i was gonna ask abt that buy shania and penny had their announcement so it felt rude

WHAT. COMING TO YOU IMMEDIATELY.

Damn who got mauled?

Tragically, me. I'm not too unhappy about it though. Ghosts heal fast, don't they?

Thank goodness for it, huh? I'd be attending most of high school in a full body cast if they didn't

Home now. Split off from Mom and am back in my room. She's home safe too. I can hear her and dad downstairs being lovey dovey again so I'm putting my headphones in.

The multiverse was a mistake.

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what now

You don't even want to know. Okay it's kind of funny but-

1:03 AM

It's your universe. What is wrong with it.

WHAT HAPPENED

I don't know how to explain it in a normal way.

DM ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM SOOOO CURIOUS

1:06 AM

I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT MY UNIVERSE

1:06 AM

I LOVE MULTIVERSAL GOSSIP

Tech honey (my honey) do you think I can post that jpeg without god striking me down.

5

1:08 AM

Actually fuck it what do I care I'm struggling

1:08 AM

[imagine JPEG POSTED in the dark souls YOU DIED font]

WHAT

I can't do this anymore I think.

are you like. fucking okay

No.

ive pulled

Reply to: @roamingHunter (@Beat Boxing Puppy) [imagine JPEG POSTED in the dark souls YOU DIED font]

IS THAT MINA HARKER

...

1:12 AM

its been a long night

That's Mina Harker and Guy. From CRIMSON'S UNIVERSE.

Sorry?

G GUY??????

logging on was a mistake I see

run man

dib help me

GUY!!!!

HELP US CHILD

HAHA HOLY SHIT?

Technus can you show them the dog I cant look at it again

why am I not surprised you had frosted tips.

I'm a man of taste little buddy what can I say

( jpeg of the dog ) hey guys three guesses what his name is

WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING

awwwwhhh he's hideous

You could do better, Guy.

SO UGLY

I'm going to cry I think

what is this unit called i couldn't possibly guess

oh yeah totally. Our Minas hot but she's evil and that's a huge turn off for me :/ shame man we could've been a hot couple

GHOUL.

.

GHOUL????

.

I'm ending it

can we move universes? is that allowed

This is the bad place.

at least the dog seems like it's suffering slightly less

.

OH MY GOD

GUY. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.

god if these guys exist in our universe too who else could possibly- ... I should uh. talk to my dad at some point. just to be safe.

heeyyyyyyy

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PLEASE-

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) god if these guys exist in our universe too who else could possibly- ... I should uh. talk to my dad at some point. just to be...

. . . What's your dad's first name?

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) . . . What's your dad's first name?

im too scared to answer that in case the worst is true

Please answer.

I'm not sure how to respond to this.

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Please answer.

... gabe.

2

.

goodbye world

.

DON'T START.

I cant

you aren't allowed to die if it's MY DAD I have dibs

2

Tech can you knock him out again.

happy gala day everybody. Man what a night.

3

I'm on it

NO IM FINE IM FINE IM NOT FINE

Reply to: @Hurricane_LUCY (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) happy gala day everybody. Man what a night.

YOU.

:3 me

What the fuck have I stumbled into.

my dad may or may not be apart of the evil gang we haven't found out yet but im gonna puke my pants also guy is trying to shoot his shot and it's scaring me

2

Isn't your dad a cunt.

YEAH BUT I THINK HES LIKE A NORMAL CUNT

I sure fucking hope so.

1:30 AM

Can you imagine.

:]

Lucy I'll get you

lucy what do you know im gonn cry

everything works out in the end

I don't believe you but okay.

1:35 AM

Does my fucking uncle marry Mina-

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do they kiss and make out? hm?

lucy i am rescinding all future planned presents

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DEAD GUY IF YOU DATE MINA HARKER I AM STEALING YOUR HEAD AND HIDING IT WHERE YOU WILL NEVER FIND IT

1:37 AM

ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

if I flirt back maybe you'll all die?

oh god shes weaponizing it (edited)

Guy plz do not

GUY I WILL STEAL AND HIDE YOUR HEAD AND THAT IS A THREAT

relax man I have standards. The bar is low but I'm a man with a brain I promise. I know I'm a little stupid but I'm not " actively pursue war criminal" stupid

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mina >:0 that counts as HURTING.

my life is a fucking nightmare

thank fuk. i may hve had 2 help technus wit hiding ur head.

you said psychological torture was fine

Reply to: @rapunzel (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) you said psychological torture was fine

(｡•́︿•̀｡) it would break brains...............that would be physical...................................

besides man the kids need me

if I had to fall off that balcony to be there for them I'd do a flip every time

a man who puts his children first.. how handsome :]

oh no you don't. Maybe in another life but not this one.

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2

Why don't I believe you Guy

go find another cult leader to flirt with you wretched bitch

harsh.

when have I ever done anything stupid

[link to a youtube comp]

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haha I love that video. Classic

[ going to watch this ]

guy. I wury abut u

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don't worry man

good vibes only I'm doing fine

homee from th gala was fub fun

2:05 AM

waait i need to make my own post ok

2:05 AM

sry

no wait come back we can share this post together

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guy, if u evr try 2 date crzy i wil beat u senles til u regan ur senses. Ok? Wuld b 4 ur own gud

dont say that dating crazy is everyone, ever

ten I promise you I won't date a crazy lady like her unless they're totally cool and not evil. Hand on my xylophone ribcage I swear

..... Alrght gues im wingmanmg this shit 2 mak sur u dont fuk that away. My best bro neds only the best

god please

[original post] okay so, because of the concerning convo late last night i decided to look through my old photos to uh...reflect on stuff? when i post this i need you guys (lucy's universe) to be honest with me

5:25 PM

is...this your gabe helsing? ~~please say no~~

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maple this is serious dont you dare-

Oh I know it's serious. I just also have taste.

THATS MY DAD?

Who's your dad?

5:28 PM

Like, is he important?

i know thats your dan vin vin

5:29 PM

dad even. hes making me lose my grasp of english smh

its a long story that the members of the other universe would explain better TL;DR: jon and mina are in our universe, and theres another bad guy with the last name...helsing. Im just trying to make sure it isn't the same guy. (edited)

Ohhh... Wait, so your dad might have helped mess up Val's dad and Vlad?

maybe, he could also just happen to have the same exact name

5:31 PM

and be otherwise unrelated

5:33 PM

my dad has been a tattoo artist for as long as I've known him so I REALLY DOUBT he was doing evil shit behind my back yknow besides being a cunt in general ig

...Oh. Sorry to hear that about your dad.

its fine, I havent spoken to him since I moved out lol I'm only bringing this up to make sure he isnt like...evil evil

ugh I hope not. Can you imagine. Like please pick a struggle

imagine being an evil tattoo artist

ah its been so long since ive seen Gabriel.

Bitch??

.

Reply to: @rapunzel (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) ah its been so long since ive seen Gabriel.

YES OR NO YOU WITCH-

So is it him???

oh my god???

demanding arent we

im sorry I need to know if my p.o.s dad has been doing weird science when he was out getting the milk

I need to know for reasons also

wheres vlad when hes finally wanted for something huh

dead in a ditch probs

do I have to curb stomp him awake to get a straight answer from someone

Ill be nice. I dont believe it's him. Then again universes are drastically different, perhaps he got a haircut.

im taking your word at face value because i cannot handle anything else right now

oh goodie that makes things way simpler

you aren't doing my dad he still sucks

dont worry I have my eyes on another dilf ;3

Now you know how I feel!

your dad is hot and he isnt a bitch

If your father was gabriel you'd be far less well adjusted i fear. I cant imagine the man having children. Safe for now Crimson.

wow coming from you that's scary

ill take it as an unfortunate coincidence but I had to be sure

that makes things easier tho.....

FOR WHAT, MAPLE

in GENERAL FOOL!!!! if your dad was evil and fucked up past being a shithead I'd have to kill him :(

okay good glad we're on the same page. im just happy I don't have to call him on the phone

lol. LMAO even

Reply to: @xXxCrimson_ShadexXx (@GhostyPeppers) my dad has been a tattoo artist for as long as I've known him so I REALLY DOUBT he was doing evil shit behind my back yknow bes...

... I mean being an evil tattoo artist would not be terribly difficult if you knew how. You have a lot of... access to permentnantly marking people with some things.

6:47 PM

But certainly glad it just seems like cooincidence.

.

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... huh. Those are some vibes.

Oh, is that the Gabe guy?

The very same. im surprised i still have this.

Hm, so it's not Vin's dad?

Comparing them i highly doubt it.

Hh!

thank god but now theres a new issue

what's the new issue. If you're going to make fun of me I'm just curious that's all.

...well i mean. look at him

no comment

exactly

PLEASE

8:04 PM

You're all valid and objectively correct but please

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Reply to: @Vlad_Masters (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) .

Why is that so ominously burnt???

It's a surviving piece of ephemera from my collection. In the beginning i struggled to control my temper.

That is fair enough. Still quite haunting... was that an old friend?

Something like that.

Hm... well anyway... Did you have a good time at the Gala?

the gala was nice for me :3 maybe not for a handful of guests but the place is still standing at the least

Best night of my life

im back on my meds and im all better

okay good...let us know if you need anything

Honestly I was impressed there were not more things broken with a sudden influx of pirates. Very fun pirates.

Nothing was set on fire either, which is a pleasant thing considering the, humor, some had faced the event with ahead of time. I can apprecaite this fact and the peace we had for the most part.

and if anything was broken, I'm sure it could be mended-- if not outright replaced. i care more about people getting hurt than possessions tbh

That is fair... and it looked like there wasn't much for people getting harmed.

Thank goodness for that

vlad mauled someone but i did not get to see it

Oh... Well then...

if only i got to see it

He barely drew blood, it wasn't that exciting.

:(

I can only imagine why he would have done such a thing

You know how he is when he hasn't taken his daily horse tranqs. I am kidding haha. No but seriously i will keep an eye to make sure that does not happen again :]

Is this version of me prone to assault without good reason?

all vlads are a little ✨ quirky✨ in their own special way

He is a very unwell man. I would not want to broadcast all 537 of his mental illnesses over whisprr though, shall i DM you?

Certainly. Might as well compare notes. Might be a checklist for myself.

xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx DMs with Infinite_Half-Life

(posts a comic strip) Guess who made it on the Memento Courier’s funnies page?!

MadScienceMom(Sophie) to SharkCommaJudy(Judy)

[original post] i haven't done any street art in a hot minute- gonna go scope out some spots that will be great to do mayors running for reelection, might do something with that ugly billboard that's looming over my old street

Is that the one with Vlad’s face on it or…?

lmao

:3c

Is it????

maaaaybe~ dont worry ill make him real pretty

Hah!

Is Vlad himself even gonna bother running again?

as his partner ill be brutally honest: i think he forgets he's even the mayor sometimes bc he lets other people do his job

Come on.

what was the last thing you did in office

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I was in the office.

4

uh huh hey honey if you were to have a mustache what style would you prefer- unrelated I swear-

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Whatever you draw on me I'm growing out.

... handlebars it is

Do you... not do your job? (edited)

I do my job.

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in the most generous of terms he sure is a politician

What do you even do with your time?

Why do you ask.

Because I actively engage with my work.

Of course I engage with my work. I wear many hats.

Are you putting those hats on other people to do that work for you?

I'm creating jobs.

. . . Do I sound this pretentious?

Yeah.

Yep!

I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for you not to sound pretentious. At least on social media where no one can see you being a sad wet cat man.

It's not like Amity park is difficult to govern.

actually now im considering a 'horseshoe' mustache for the enhanced billboard... what do you guys think

GIVE HIM A MONOCLE AND TOP HAT

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may i recommend this

FUCK

ha beat you to it

im crying oh my god

9:59 PM

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) GIVE HIM A MONOCLE AND TOP HAT

100% doing this. ive also considered drawing him with a bucket of fried chicken because sometimes he reminds me of the KFC guy

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I what.

4

YESSS

...i meant to say i don't anymore-

WAIT WAIT NO PUT DEVIL HORNS ON HIM TOO

This feels like a hate crime against billionaires.

sorry love of my life, it is

GIVE ME A PICTURE OF VLAD I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT TO DO

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Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for you not to sound pretentious. At least on social media where no one can see you ...

I am not a sad wet cat man.

Reply to: @Infinite_Half-Life [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) I am not a sad wet cat man.

do you have cats

Yes.

are you sad

I hate to break it to you me but we are. Sad fact of life.

I am not sad.

oh buddy

Mhm.. suuuuure.

even my vlad is sad

I am not sad. I am perfectly content, thank you very much. [He lied like a liar]

liar lol

Excuse me?

oh sorry

10:21 PM

l i a r

... aren't you Danut and Dakarai's Vlad?

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) GIVE ME A PICTURE OF VLAD I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT TO DO

sorry i lost signal while trying to get a better shot of this thing (mun threw something together real quick it is not peak graphic design)

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YIPPEE

Sigh.

Gaaay

??? yes?? your point being??

Daniel do not mock your father.

i think hes allowed to, as a treat

I get a free pass to bully him. He's kissing my parents i think a little payback is due.

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) ... aren't you Danut and Dakarai's Vlad?

... Why do you ask? [This man does not know who everyone on this app is xD]

I HAD A PANIC ATTACK EARLIER ABOUT THE HOLE TM SO THIS WAS SOME VERY WELL DESERVED STRESS RELIEF

. . .

MAYO

SOMEONE GET ME A PICTURE OF WALKER SO I CAN VANDALIZE THAT EVEN MORE

MAYO AHA

FOR PERSONAL REASONS

oh god it's beautiful... don't worry ill make sure to do my best o7

which walker are you wanting to vandalize?

ANY

AHAHHAHA

hows this. Curtesy of me and tucker fyi

I DID NOT EVEN THINK OF USING OTHER COLORS! YOU ARE A GENIUS, GHOST CHILD!

im fucking crying- i cant decide which one to go with

i fucking love mayo

before you get on my ass masters this is all Kwan

STOP JFISUDIS

HELP LMAO

Kwan huh < < Youre at his place?

Whats it to you Phantom. Die.

awwwh are you two dating? thats cute congrats

Yes congratulations. Is your date night mocking me.

10:47 PM

Also tell Kwan I would NOT be an orange cat. That's my husband.

WAIT WAIT WAIT I AM GOING TO MAKE HIM INTO A WIZARD

Reply to: @Vlad_Masters2 (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Also tell Kwan I would NOT be an orange cat. That's my husband.

1. mean to me, what did i do? 2. you havent properly proposed yet (and we cant do it now because its TOO SOON after shania and spectra)

1. kill yourself for real 2. he says he picked orange cuz hes never drawn a different cat.

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but.. its just the colour. theyre the same

shut the fuck up

OKAY??

crimmy. dont wait cuz me and pen are getting hitched. GO FOR IT.

I am saving all of these.

Reply to: @RED:HUNTRESS (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) 1. kill yourself for real 2. he says he picked orange cuz hes never drawn a different cat.

Tell him it's okay but only because it's him.

Reply to: @Shania_Devonte (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) crimmy. dont wait cuz me and pen are getting hitched. GO FOR IT.

ITS A FAUX PAS SHANIA

I am afraid I am not more clever

EXTRA GAY

JISDJSIFEIF first gay mayor

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EVIL FUCKING WIZARD

He's A Wizard Now got me.

REGARDLESS I BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN OUTVANDALIZED- THE POSTER BY THE HUNTRESS GIRL'S BOYFRIEND IS SUPERIOR

I dunno we like the wizard

Just wait til you see mine

11:00 PM

My masterpiece

BALD

11:01 PM

Tucker screamed.

Im losing my shit rn

Where is my hair?! Why did you still leave the ponytail??

Too hard

LMAOOOO

11:04 PM

BALD

mr. masters sir.

thats kinda a look for him tbh

IM GONNA THROW UP

Remind me to kill you

11:06 PM

not my best work but i tried

im going to die all the way i cant do this

I see.

Reply to: @Agent:Mothman (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) mr. masters sir.

ZOMG I LUV IT

Reply to: @Infinite_Half-Life [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) ... Why do you ask? [This man does not know who everyone on this app is xD]

Fuck, I got distracted and everyone went wonderfully nuts. Anyway, because that would definitely make you a sad Vlad.

Reply to: @xXxBlo0d_RainxXx (@GhostyPeppers) ZOMG I LUV IT

i think it suits him personally

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) Fuck, I got distracted and everyone went wonderfully nuts. Anyway, because that would definitely make you a sad Vlad.

Yes I am sure everyone is having a delightful time. I do not say uwu thank you very much And I am not sad!

Heh

at this point i might just print these out and place them all over town, i couldn't possibly do these justice

PLEASE

this is what art is about, collaboration with people more-than-or-equally insane as you

11:12 PM

this might help vlad's voter turn up actually...

How?? We made a mockery of this guy, theres no way

Ah, but my reaction will tell them how cool I am or am not.

Thats a lie vlad ive heard you say it. You said it in a meeting i was there

what happens in those meetings is meant to STAY there. and it was a JOKE please--

Still counts. Danny tell him it counts.

Danny fell off his chair and knocked himself out on the table give him a minute

Hi tucker

hi val

HELLO BESPECTACLED ONE

oh shit hey tucker whats up my dude

Different Tucker, you orange cat

suddenly im not allowed to say hi to alts of your friends? i see how it is

one more for you

hey manAHA

JESUS

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA i like this one. Very good.

Hey.

11:22 PM

That's incredibly rude. I would look fantastic in that color.

i do my makeup better than that in drag thank you very much

YESSS slaying

Well this image says your makeup skills are lacking soooo

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100% using the color printer by the way no force can stop me not even robin

WORM...

jaz helpd : ) !!

I vote for the worm

Lucy I love your worm vlad it's really cute.

Wow, I missed all of this... Just... Wow.

Reply to: @-9_Lives_2_Many- (@EctoSpaceCadet) Wow, I missed all of this... Just... Wow.

im going to the printer rn..it isnt too late...

Phantom to Champagne, Ambiramus, Nyreena, and Aether

Hey uh, Skulktech, you on this thing?

of course we are WE ARE ALWAYS ON THIS THING hes obsessed with it WHAT IT IS COOL

Oh good, you got that bracelet thing ready? We… might need it… Like, now.

we are currently getting some scrap metal WE CAN PUT IT TOGETHER BUT IT MIGHT NOT WORK it takes time to make things

Hrm, might need to keep him in the thermos until that’s done then… Alright, just @ me or Phantom when it’s done, thanks.

will do

@IronGiant is now Online

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WELCOME!

Hello!

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET! OR WELL. WHISPRR ANYWAYS. MULTIVERSAL GHOST INTERNET!!!

Thank You For The Welcome! The Phantom Child Had Mentioned The Web Application, So I Thought I Should Create An Account To Look At It! You Are A Technus, Yes?

YES. WHO ARE YOU.

Yo why do you talk like that

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You can't just ask stuff like that

I Am Going To Ignore You Ghost Child.

2

i see a glimpse of a familiar looking... NECK in the pfp

As For You Technus, I Am The Skulker From The Universe Where Jasmine Fenton Is Phantom!

SEND PHOTO EVIDENCE.

6:44 PM

YOURSELF HOLDING UP A PIECE OF PAPER WITH YOUR USERNAME ON IT. I SHALL NOT BE "CATFISHED" AGAIN, AS THE CHILDREN SAY.

Of Course. Give Me A Moment To Find A Sheet Of Paper!

Hm...

[A picture of Swap Skulker holding up the back of some blueprints with his username on it]

houly shit

WOOAH

I Hope That Is Sufficient Evidence!

YEP!

... I am. Hm. ... I left the oven on. [Primal_Hunter is offline]

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Is He Alright?

PROBABLY! DO NOT MIND US. WE ARE NORMAL. WE ARE SO NORMAL.

excuse us we are further up that end of the scale if you will. SO NORMAL

... Huh. (edited)

If My Fiancé Is Similar To You In Any Sort Of Fashion, You All Are AnyThing But Normal!

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...SO TRUE.

I suppose normal for them.

I Suppose So! Their Derangement Is Very Charming!

[Primal_Hunter is online] Deranged in what sense?

Reply to: @@IronGiant (@Ecto) I Suppose So! Their Derangement Is Very Charming!

YOU REALLY ARE SWAPPED! I SAY/THINK THAT ABOUT MY SWEETHEART ALL THE TIME

Reply to: @Primal_Hunter (@GhostyPeppers) [Primal_Hunter is online] Deranged in what sense?

Have You Ever Seen A Spider Scurry Along Its Web In Excitement As Prey Falls Into It? The Sheer Energy In The Action Is Very Charming, And SomeThing I See Every Time My Dear Catches A Target!

...................... [Primal_Hunter has *exploded*]

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...

HOW THE FUCK DID HE EVEN DO THAT...

Oh My! It Seems He Is In Need Of A New Cooling System If That Caused Him To Explode!

I KNOW RIGHT?

Or Perhaps He Needs To Consume More Transmission Oil!

7:04 PM

Speaking Of! Would You Happen To Know Of Any Bars That Sell Gear Oil? Or Perhaps Engine Oil?

Is it “Fluster Multiverse Skulker Day” today?

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ALMOST @apexpredator @apexpredator @apexpredator GET ON HERE

Seeing As I Have Not Been Flustered, No! It Is Just The One Skulker I Have Broken With My Charms!

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) ALMOST @apexpredator @apexpredator @apexpredator GET ON HERE

stop doing that

Hello! You Must Be Another Version Of Me, Yes?

yes hi

It Is A Pleasure To Meet You!

we havent met in person yet

We Could Certainly Change That!

hm better i be the first impression than a technus

RUDE TO ME!!!!!

but accurate

YOU MADE MY FUCKING HUSBAND EXPLODE -

You Lot Are All Very Charming!- Ah Yes! I Did Do That!

Corncob baby no

7:11 PM

ALSO HONEY BUN come look at the new skulky wulky is he not adorable

all of you shut up you make bad impression

I Think This First Communication Is Going Splendidly!

Oh wow.

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) ALMOST @apexpredator @apexpredator @apexpredator GET ON HERE

(posts this photo) Shoot, can’t lie to me, Chief. It’s on the calendar.

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he said splendidly i am going to faint what a cutie

Sounds like things are going well.

Awh Thank You! I Am Sure You YourSelf Are Very Cute As Well!

youre all hopeless -_-

STOP BEING RUDE!

not my fault all technus first reaction to meet new skulker alt is to flirt ridiculous

can you blame us. OooOOOoOO he is jealous!! bless him

Well! If They Are To Have My Personality, I Am Not Surprised That They Are Flirting!

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) can you blame us. OooOOOoOO he is jealous!! bless him

shut up

do you need a cuddle big boy

HONESTLY I WOULD FLIRT TOO BUT I GENUINELY DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY SO.

You Are Charming Enough WithOut Flirting!

say something gay like OOOOO YOUR EYE HOLES ARE LIKE POOLS OF STARS oooooo i am loooost in them

there u go

meet me at the cafe so someone can meet you in person then nic can finally add you to group chat and everyone can stop this ridiculous public display of affections

I DONT KNOW WHY TOY WOULD ASSUME WE WOULD. STOP FLIRTING IN PUBLIC.

bc group chat would be better place for it

ZISKEIT. ZISKEIT YOU KNOW ME AND MY ALTS. YOU KNOW THAT WON'T STOP US.

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) meet me at the cafe so someone can meet you in person then nic can finally add you to group chat and everyone can stop this ridi...

I Have Zero Clue Where This Café Is! But I Will Meet You There Shortly!

Hey, I’d take affection online than the other stuff people do on here, pal.

7:19 PM

It’s pretty hard to miss, if you go straight from north and think of the place you’ll end up at the cafe. Thats how I found it.

I See! Thank You Random Internet User!

Your welcome, random internet user!

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) not my fault all technus first reaction to meet new skulker alt is to flirt ridiculous

How many of the Techni and other Skulkers have you kissed by now?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) How many of the Techni and other Skulkers have you kissed by now?

thats private

LMAOO

I am going to assume nearly all of them then.

HE IS ACTUALLY VERY SHY LOLLLL

AS FAR AS I KNOW, HE AS ONLY KISSED ME, BRAINY, AND MY HEART!

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) How many of the Techni and other Skulkers have you kissed by now?

not nearly enough

Pffft

Can you make polls on Whisper for that?

DM with @IronGiant

DM with -9_Lives_2_Many-

@xXBioTechXx is Offline

oh no

@xXBioTechXx is Online

I think I need a dog.

dogs are always fun, what were you thinking?

Maybe a jack russel.

11:31 PM

My mama had a beagle but those things are louder than the bugles at world's end.

4

Jack russels are fucking mental are you sure you want a little nutcase in the prison

I got Judy don't I.

4

Fair

Honestly I don't think it'd be a prison dog. But Venay deserves a puppy for being cute.

awhh cute! plus im sure it'll be good to teach her responsibility- not that i have any doubts but yknow...

She does already have Bubbles, but you can't go wrong with animals.

ah right- thats the horse you got from the ghost ranch right

Indeed. [posting five pictures of bubbles]

. . . cute.

Damn thing likes stealing things but she's so cute I can't get mad.

Ah, one of those sorts of horses

11:56 PM

They're always a handful, but entertaining

Helps that it's a ghost horse. A lot less skittish.

I'm sure.

[...more picturs of venay cautiously on the saddle]

Aww. It is good to start getting kids used to handling such animals early, if they're going to be doing so.

@Vladimir_Masters is Online

Ah.

10:20 PM

Which one are you then.

I'm Ellie's father. Spectra had recommended me this application earlier

Oh! I see. Well, welcome on.

:'CCCCCCCCCCCCCC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....Why the frowning.

...................... it's complicated !!!!!!! :'CCCCCCCC

Should I kill him?

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Oh dear...

No cuz he actually loves his daughter :'C !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. Gotcha,.

Must I kill your Vlad for you?

get in line

4

:c

We're lining up with bats and guns and such.

Wonderful. (edited)

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im sorry it just makes me sad that ellie gets to be a little girl and to be loved by her dad and i never got any of that :C and it's stupid that i'm jealous of a baby

It's not stupid. Your emotions are perfectly valid.

It's not stupid. As my alternate has said, your emotions are entirely valid

:'C thank you Vlad.... sorry for screaming that one time i heard you on the ohone

It's quite alright little one. I think I would have screamed as well if I were in your shoes

Everyone screams when they hear us over the phone who can blame them.

Exactly

:'C I'm not little though i'm biologiclly 12ish........

Ohh I see. I will refrain from using such terms for you then

I never got to be littltlttteeee :CCCCCC I wonder if he wouls've loved me if i was littlee :CCCCCCCCCCCCC

Dani, I think perhaps you need to get a hug.

Y e a h :'C ! im gonna go bug my dad (Jack)

Ah... Dani should I tell Danut to hug you the next time he sees you?

Alright, do take care Dani

Back I'm normal now. Also please do Danut gives good hugs.

awh dani... also god another vlad here? welcome ig

He really does. And yes, we seem to be accumulating.

10:46 PM

I seem to have missed the memo about the profile picture I suppose.

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How many of you are there?

10:47 PM

Surprised mine hasn't shown up...

I've been here for a couple of months now, perhaps not on Whisprr, but I've been here none the less

Reply to: @HellAndBack (@AlumbianChronicler) How many of you are there?

How many Danny's are there?

Perhaps we'll slowly outnumber him.

I wanna ask why every other Vlad is nice to their version of me but I'll just make myself sad again.

i think your vlad needs to be pushed down an infinite flight of stairs

I will do things to your Vlad that are war crimes, to be honest.

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Thank you :C

Reply to: @Infinite_Half-Life [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) How many Danny's are there?

Hm, fair.

[[ dms b/w Teen!Dani (cryptic) and Vlad @Beat Boxing Puppy ]]

hey theres like, a fancy island some people talk about on here a lot. are there coords for that or

Which fancy island. There are a lot of islands on Earth.

nah nah like.

8:29 PM

the one Guy lives at i think?

Oh yes, that one. We are planning to go there to help out with their angry spirit problem.

angry spirit problem?

Mhm, apparently some nasty doom thing is going on there. So my crew is going to go help out and be a big menace.

8:32 PM

Why do you want to go?

honeymoon

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8:33 PM

if theres no island theres no fun so ............ what're the coords. i wanna check it out- peacefully. ill be good

Aw that is romantic! I suppose the pirate island would be a bit much, huh? Give me a moment and I will DM you. Navy don't need the coords you know?

gotcha

[Not Sent] Should I remind him that I live on an island?] Have fun. Don't get into trouble.

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And if you punch a big evil spirit without me, I might be disappointed.

i would NEVER

So you aren't going to try dropping a dead body at my doorstep like a cat with a bird?

i didnt say THAT

9:22 PM

itll be a small evil spirit

Oh yes. Small is good. Need to be able to easily pack it for moving.

You guys ever wonder why lattes are so expensive? Is it because of the milk or inflation?

Milk.

I still think inflation has something to do with it.

I believe it’s the kind of milk and coffee or tea that makes it pricey, kid.

lego man

Who me?

ye

You are the only one with the lego man picture

unless we're all lego men and dont even know it....

like our lives are a lie or something... hi gang i got 3 hours of sleep

Ah so time for existential sleep deprivation.

crimson r u legos

i havent checked...my hands arent claw shaped...

Don’t look at me

this u?

How- How you get that baby photo of me????

2:09 PM

I’m scared.

Now, look what you did. You gave him anxiety.

Heh.

Yall are funny.

2:44 PM

Funnier than Twitter, I’d say.

Lol

That isn't difficult

2:48 PM

The bar is in hell

I was gonna say

2:48 PM

Which bar?

mine i think. god help me

Not again, Need a hand? Or someone to call the cops?

FUCK THE POLICE.

2:50 PM

THE COPS I DOUBT WOULD HELP.

Better than asking for no help. Been to that bar enough to see chaos loves to binge drink there.

thats usually how i like it but god

Hm.

Anyone seen Ambi, Sophie or Nyreena around? Maybe Phantom, the one from the Keep.

. . . Where are they?

I… I don’t know. Somewhere in the past I think?

So time travel?

Yeah but I don’t know exactly where or when

Do you know why?

This is not the time for jokes!

I am not joking. I don't know why they went back in time...

…Um… sarcophagus stuff

5:57 PM

Phantom’ll make some kind of ‘royal announcement’ when he gets back

Oh. Well shit. Yeah see I am impatient. I would rather know our friends are okay.

5:59 PM

Or if they need help. Medically.

Guess we’ll find out

I'm bugging my husband's boyfriend.

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…What?

Dan is dating Clockwork. I am going to pester the fuck out of Clocky.

Um… ok?

I want to make sure my friends are okay or not, even if I cannot intervene. Because I am sure no one is going to let me go back in time

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Dan is dating Clockwork. I am going to pester the fuck out of Clocky.

YOUR POLYCULE IS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE CONFUSING THAN MINE, AND I COMMEND YOU FOR IT.

Our polycule is not complex because it is quite literally just a bunch of the same two guys

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Our polycule is not complex because it is quite literally just a bunch of the same two guys

OKAY MISTER SIMPLIFIER. IT IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT. BUT A DRAGON DATING SOME GUY DATING A GOD (WHAT IS GOING ON WITH STAR LIBRARIAN) IS MORE CONFUSING.

is it tho. IS IT.

YES

That really isn't that complicated?

7:03 PM

Dan happens to be kissing a god. Pretty solid form of worship.

The structure of it's not that complicated at all.

Like... I am personally soul bonded to Laru and Dan. Dating Inferno. Dan is dating Clockwork and Inferno (I am pretty sure) and soul bonded... core bonded... whatever term... to me.

7:12 PM

I think everyone is just stuck on the god thing.

[original post] S O S

What's wrong?

another Technus is being a bitch so I am going to smack him around a bit

Ah, not polycule material. Got it.

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SURPRISINGLY!

thas lik a frst isnt it?

YES!

7:48 AM

I AM GOING TO BECOME A SUPERHERO AND I AM GOING TO DEFEAT HIM.

wow. U can do it! Kuck his butt gud!

Kick him in the processor!

Yeah, that asshole's on my punch-on-sight list

What did he do to piss you off?

He picked on Dani. Which is a death sentence I think

Oh. Yeah that would do it.

Yeah, basically.

Is she okay?

IT IS HONESTLY REALLY FUNNY THAT HE SAID "EMOTIONS ARE A WEAKNESS AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL ONLY SLOW YOU DOWN" BEFORE PROCEEDING TO HURT THE SISTER OF ONE OF THE STRONGEST PEOPLE IN THE MULTIVERSE. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT, PUTZ!

Heh, yeah. And yeah, she's alright.

I will never understand people who think emotions are a weakness. I am glad she is alright.

... yeah

Are you alright?

Didn't go on a blacked-out rampage, so... yeah. More or less.

Well, if you need a distraction, I'm here. Apparently I can be very distracting. (edited)

A distraction might be good. Heh, yeah you can

Gross

Oh please, this is very tame.

9:10 AM

I did get the Observatory to agree to let us use it for the night. So there is that option. But there are other things we could do if you have a preference for anything.

XS

That sounds great.

I'll let you know when.

I just need to figure out food and such.

I wish I had an almond croissant rn.

I am sure the cafe has them?

Someone tried to kill me last time I went in but I think I wasn’t thinking about what I looked like.

And what do you look like? Because I think last major fight I saw when I was in the cafe was when a Walker was getting coffee and got his ass handed to him.

Was this Walker’s last name Hausermann?

I don't know. I didn't ask him while he was getting into a fight over how a woman was dressed.

Reply to: @J_Jams (@Jilly-the-kid) Someone tried to kill me last time I went in but I think I wasn’t thinking about what I looked like.

AND WHO ARE YOU EXACTLY

Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) AND WHO ARE YOU EXACTLY

A Lego man.

WHAT. LIKE FOR REAL?

Yes.

Hm.

Meet me in Lego City.

WHAT

do you need like. medical help

Why? I’m not human. Doubt that would help anymore.

LMAO THIS GUY HASNT HEARD ABT GHOST DOCTORS

My insurance won’t cover it neither.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO PAY GHOST DOCTORS??

11:17 AM

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU NEED INSURANCE-

extremely fucking funny thing to walk in on guys

Why are you lego?

You must be American...

11:19 AM

We don't charge to make sure people are healthy

a ghost lego man whos american...do we know any sentient lego pieces....?

No????????????

I know a few blockheads, but not this one

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Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) You must be American...

I AM GOING TO BE HONEST I FORGOT AMERICA EXISTED FOR A MOMENT-

I was reminded of its existence recently because I had to find my kid in it.

DAMN,,

11:23 AM

I MEAN. I AM USUALLY IN AMERICA- SO I AM NOT TOO SURE HOW I FORGOT IT EXISTED

Yall are wild, you ever checked a world globe before?

YES BUT SEE, THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND AMERICA

That ain’t my point.

I have had no reason to go there before. I live in Japan and prior to that not much reason to know the globe.

Fair enough, I know I wanna travel to Denmark one day.

why are we arguing about geography with a yellow plastic man

Nothing better to do I guess :C

it is a slow day

BECAUSE KILLING CHILDREN IN A VIDEO GAME IS NOT NEARLY AS ENTERTAINING RIGHT NOW

Which game? Is it DOOMED?

SPLATOON 2 :3c

Never heard of it but sounds fun.

OF COURSE YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IT, THE ORIGINAL GAME RELEASED IN 2015

Send pics or it didn’t happen.

[Insert a photo of Technus playing Splatoon 2 on his switch]

I should pick that back up.

YOU SHOULD

doctor? :0

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) [Insert a photo of Technus playing Splatoon 2 on his switch]

WOAH! Weird doohickey. Is that from the future or something ??

IT IS!!

11:48 AM

2018 TO BE SPECIFIC!

Reply to: @guntherr (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) doctor? :0

Are you the one who everyone keeps being sad is missing when a doctor is needed?

Reply to: @Star_Librarian [Anaia] (@Anaia Lionel) Are you the one who everyone keeps being sad is missing when a doctor is needed?

yes that's me. I had villain arc but I'm good again

good doctor only. Heal not harm.

Oh good! Anyone tell you about the Keep?

the big castle? I know it

Reply to: @@xXBioTechXx (@Ecto) [Insert a photo of Technus playing Splatoon 2 on his switch]

WOW! Games really did advance immensely a decade from now.

11:58 AM

What about the Keep? Is it like a castle or something?

Reply to: @J_Jams (@Jilly-the-kid) WOW! Games really did advance immensely a decade from now.

THEY HAVE! I ALSO OWN THE THIRD INSTALMENT TO THE SERIES- THOUGH I AM NOT PLAYING IT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE DIFFERENT COSMETICS

Reply to: @guntherr (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) the big castle? I know it

Great. I am helping some Yetis set up a medical wing for it. Having more local expertise would be really helpful to make sure everything is set up properly. Plus people know and trust you.

know, trust less. I broke trust when I did awful things. I would like that, though. To earn it back.

More help with organizing the Keep's medical facility would be good. I think some of the yetis want to get back home.

12:07 PM

Also, Aether, we're all still alive. Well... as alive as we were when we went back.

my home is gone. Home now is with friends. Let me know what you need.

Phantom! Hey! And I will be glad to Gunther. I am more familiar with practices for my own culture with medical practice. I will be moving into the Keep soon, so I would be happy to help show you what we have planned so far?"

There's an entire medical facility in the Zone?

There's a few

HELLO GUY VLAD MAULED.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) There's an entire medical facility in the Zone?

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AND THAT FUTURE DANI HATES.

Oh?

CHILD KING, A VERSION OF DANI FROM THE FUTURE HATES PARAPSYCHIC. AS A RESULT I DO NOT TRUST HIM.

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Reply to: @ELECTROTEK_SUPREME (@capnport) CHILD KING, A VERSION OF DANI FROM THE FUTURE HATES PARAPSYCHIC. AS A RESULT I DO NOT TRUST HIM.

Good. Fuck that guy.

Noted.

Dani is a teenager and therefore hates every adult I think

She seems friendly enough with me, so perhaps not every adult.

12:18 PM

And Ancients know I do not deserve it

I am assuming I offend her in some old man way. It wouldn't be the first time a teenager hates me.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I am assuming I offend her in some old man way. It wouldn't be the first time a teenager hates me.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A "SKILL ISSUE" AS THE CHILDREN SAY THESE DAYS.

trust me I have been cyber bullied by tweens. I think they are just mad at the world and you are old and presumably white

YES OF COURSE I COULD BE WRONG. BUT I DOUBT IT BECAUSE I AM TECHNUS AND I AM ALWAYS RIGHT.

I am sure discounting her feelings on the basis of age is a great choice and won't have any reprecussions later.

Hm

I can't exactly apologize for something I've presumably done in the future.

DM ELECTROTEK_SUPREME and PhantomFlame

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) I can't exactly apologize for something I've presumably done in the future.

No, you can't.

riiiiiight

shut it ben

Suppose you could course correct. Time is weird and diverges if you choose a different ice cream flavor I swear.

Hm, that is true. I'll endeavor to do so.

what ice cream are you picking then

Wasabi.

Well I was going to say something specific but I don't believe I can out do you.

Reply to: @xX-TECH-SUPPORT-Xx (@Cowzard [ Yuda / Amy ]) Dani is a teenager and therefore hates every adult I think

Untrue. I don't hate you. My loathing of "Nathan" is entirely justified because he is a slimy, rotten toad.

Wow.

Reply to: @parapsychic (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Wow.

<3 Eat shit and double die <3

damn?????

I'll take it under consideration.

You are the best, Kid.

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) Also, Aether, we're all still alive. Well... as alive as we were when we went back.

Oh ok, good

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Oh dear...

im helping

I am not sure if that is as comforting as you think it is...

i would never hurt him im helping

I figured you would never willingly hurt your partners unless they asked for it.

11:03 PM

I am just not sure what you are helping with.

death day

Aaaah. Been a lot of that going around. Hope it passes as smoothly as it can.

[DM between Phobia and Vlad]

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[original post] LIST OF THINGS CLAWS WORK AS SO FAR

CLAWS
SCREWDRIVER

nic you are going to strip the screws

YES BUT CONSIDER THIS: SCREWDRIVER

THEY ALSO WORK AS KNIVES, WIRE CUTTERS, METAL CUTTERS, NEEDLES IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH, PENS IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH, HOLE PUNCHER, AND MORE THAT I CAN NOT THINK OF RIGHT NOW

HELL YES THANK YOU KETZELEH

OF COURSE!!

IF I WAS NOT BUSY I WOULD GO ASK BERT FOR SOME BUBBLE WRAP BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE IT WOULD BE VERY SATISFYING TO POP THAT NOW.

claws also mk a gud imrpvsed wepon if neded

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THAT TOO!!

YES I ADDED THEM TO BE A WEAPON.

THEY ALSO MAKE VERY GOOD SOUNDS WHEN YOU TAP THEM ON THINGS- MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE THING TO TAP: MUGS.

HOT

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Claws are so so useful

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[original post] every time i try help it just makes things worse :(

[picture of the admirals] the girls are fiiiightiiiing

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Oh no, where's jerry, why doesnt he have his admiral on a leash

Hey, I know that hair! Is that Kraken?

It looks like it!

.

9:55 PM

heeeeey whos there can you ask the blue twink his naaaame?

Im not making eye contact with him in case

pwease?

Whyd you wanna know?

he intro himself to shania say doryan talbow or smth

damn im missing a twink fight?

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ES:

Dorian Talbot to be more precise

oh

whats wrong Keel

UUHHHHHHHH

9:58 PM

sooooo okay. does he have a london accent? like the really REALLY posh one. is he acting like a total rat fucker?

Do you know the bastard?

Quite upper London, if I recall correctly from my time in the city

yeah hes got a thick london accent and the wit to go with it. Hes dragging this guy. And the guys dragging him too its a total bitch fest

awesome!

9:59 PM

he killed me

im hope they kill each other

.

what if i killed him back. as a joke

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Cool. Cross that off my list

i can go kick his ass for u. Though the other admiral is one you need to be careful with.

the other admiral is funny as fuck to troll and at least seems to be like a human with morals

im waiting for an admiral fight

. . . Imma ask Kraken to kill him for you...

the pretty one is going kill the murder one i think [<-- Drunk]

OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH ALCOHOL FOR YOU- (edited)

i feel fUCKING INSANE..........

no what im say is people dont need worry about kill dorian for keel bc he will be kill by the other admiral

Wait buddy which 1 is the prety one?

shit

10:03 PM

how do i delet mesage

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LOL. LMAO EVEN

thank you skulker that cheers me up a bit

Oooh that is why you got all flustered around Ten during the fight with the hot Librarian!

wait is he talking about the cuck being pretty????

Reply to: @NauticalNonsense (@'Bosun Moon 🌙) Wait buddy which 1 is the prety one?

If I have to guess it would be Talbot The other is dressed more accordingly to a naval officer and looks like he hasn't smiled in centuries

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thats because i doubt he has. Hes got a constant stick up his ass

Reply to: @KazikluBey (@MissHVariety1307) If I have to guess it would be Talbot The other is dressed more accordingly to a naval officer and looks like he hasn't smiled...

context clues i may b drunk but even i know context clues

Reply to: @apexpredator (@capnport) context clues i may b drunk but even i know context clues

Indeed

the murder one is not the pretty one

hey ben is going to fucking kill the twink i think

oh my god u think the cuck is pretty????

I mean, Kraken seems to.

hes pretty

shut up

10:11 PM

hes got a nice face ok

its true. a familiar face even .

I heard Tenzac is polyamorous.

[shitty livestream video of the fight lol]

Is that clown music???

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i love dani lol

Oh, the crew was hoping to see William fight someone new, hmmm. Still a good show.

if he wants to go out there and help i will not stop him. itd be . . . . welll.

I bet Kraken would enjoy it. Maybe she will reward him with another kiss.

ough

then get someone to drag him out there to join in. Would keep him off our backs longer too i imagine.

You doing okay, Keel?

NOPE

i am snuggling sprinkles as we speak

Sprinkles is your picture?

correct. baby baby

Worldstar Bullet kill him

Scalp him Ben

steal his jacket too. and stamp on his nads

agree

10:35 PM

dumb motherfucker

goddamned daddys boy. stupid earl bitch.

. . . I love your pet and you are very hot right now. If your friend doesn't End him, I might!

AW. youre so sweet.

Thanks! It's from all the croissants.

ohhhh..... well if you manage to End mr 5th in line ill make you some homemade croissants. ....ill do that anyways thats a lie.

Is he a nepo baby?

yup

useless idiot 5th son who was forced to join the navy to straighten up. i dont think it made anything straight out of him at all

11:02 PM

made a name for himself in the navy by capturing pirates- even if they werent the actual pirates

Ugh. I hope he dies a pathetic death. Like choking on air or a potato chip.

considering the livestream i think- wait no ben slippe.d

11:03 PM

im . never letting him live that down?

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11:10 PM

hmmmmmmmmmm the cucks hot actually?

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. . . Why is he getting involved?

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i have no fucking idea but hes

11:10 PM

LOL SKULKER

HAH

hes doing good ben was about to get skewered lol

That would have been sad to get owned by a fop

at least that one. if it were beau...

he tried his best be kind to him. AHEM.

hes my very very good friend. absolutely not bullying fifty years

y is the cuck helping? Did he hit his head?

Maybe Kraken can kiss REALLY WELL and it fixed him.

id believe that

.... I wish it were that easy

those two can't fucking stand each other

they sure seemed to be standing each other tonight

Oh honey, you missed the campfire gossip while you and the Captain were canoodling after the Gala.

wait what

11:23 PM

AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME INES

You were busy feeling like you were dying and I was distracted by a hot woman recently!

(Pretend I tuppered right)

i feel insane watching this actually holy shit they cored him

Ines u owe me gossip

and id fucking do it again a thousand times

11:25 PM

Twice in one week! Im on a bit of a killstreak. :] nobody piss me off haha

hey beau. that was kind of hot? wtf

Hah. Good job. And yes yes Ten, I do don't I? : 3

youre too kind keel

yes u do, i need to know about it right away

it was cool as fuck. ......not sure what to do w his core lol. sludge it

stick it in a jam jar and rattle him around

expired jam

Spoiled Milk.

Urine.

LMAO.....

I believe Stella threw the Admiral in some of our alcohol before. Maybe get the grog and throw your bastard in there.

HA

That's too nice.

i hear modern humans have this game called golf

11:41 PM

if you know what im suggest

HAH.

LOL

that sounds hilarious

or u could always put him ina box too small to reform in and keep thim there

Mini golf! Stick him in a golf ball.

slap him through the windmill....

Exactly!

DM- NauticalNonsense and The-Starfish-Enterprise

Hey, Champagne, how's the bracelet thing comin'?

Ah, bracelet? You mean the one I already made?

Yeah, we uh, might need another one.

Broke the other one?

Yeeeah, a lot sorta happened

I see. What happened to the one Skulktech was making?

We’re not using it, not yet anyway, so we need a tougher one of yours for now

3:35 PM

Skulktech’s bracelet only works if we turn it on, and it completely cuts off his access to his ghost powers. We just need something to cap it off.

Tougher... I am not sure I have access to materials that strong. I braided the one I made, it should have taken more effort. Let me... try and see if I can source something.

I think if you weave the same thing it’ll be fine? He said he’ll wear it willingly this time

I will... find something that looks and feels nicer then. Perhaps a little sturdier. I will let you know when I am done.

Thank you so much, we owe you big time ^^

How is everyone else?

I uh, I haven't checked in on Sophie or Ambi yet, Phantom's got Arcane back at the Keep for now, they're ok. Nyreena's a bit out of it.

Ambi and Sophie got hurt, bad.

SO: Oh no. Do they need the Yetis??

Sophie’s got plenty of kits and stuff in her place, I don’t want them going to the Keep with Arcane there

I suppose... Couldn't you take a yeti to them?

NL: I don’t know if they’d fit in Sophie’s place, but I could ask if they need more help?

I don’t know if they’d fit in Sophie’s place, but I could ask if they need more help?

Better to ask, right? I suppose I am just worried is all.

4:49 PM

I am sure you are moreso

You have no idea

I will get to work on the bracelet.

Thanks, I’ll ask the Yeti’s when I get a chance, I’m helping my Danny out

When was the last time you rested?

I feel fine.

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That didn't answer my question.

It’s been a couple hours since I had some sleep, but I’m fine.

Go rest. I will come collect you soon.

Ambi… I’m fine, really.

Listen to your mom.

5:20 PM

You have good ones. Who should also be resting I am sure

Yeah but who’s gonna watch Danny? I can’t leave Maddie alone with him.

Why not?

Rest with him, he will reform and I am sure you will know.

It’s his deathday, what if he wakes up early and is still freaking out? I can’t be asleep if he does that.

It is still his death day? Poor thing. Can you take shifts?

You will not be able to help him if you are not taking care of yourself either.

I… Hrm. I’ll tell Mrs F to wake me up if he flips out… Ambi do you need the Yeti’s?

That is a good compromise. And no. We do not.

Ok, hope you both are ok, I’ll go take a nap.

We will be, that I can ensure. Rest easy, let me know when you wish to come back home-

Um… Ok.

Death Days Fucking Suck. How do the really old ghosts deal with them???

aw death day buddies

You get used to it. Esp. when you accept help from the people that love you. Promise it does get easier child

This year was a little easier... I am sorry you have to deal with it too, Technus. You have people too?

I have friends and family yes. They are good to me.

I am glad. It's scary doing it all alone. Are you ever afraid to hurt anyone?

I try to keep a safe distance because of the nature of my death

I do not want to electrocute anyone

Except me

I do not want to electrocute you either!! Silly.

Oooh. That's fair. My first one I kind of... woke up and caused a cave in. More out of distress than how I died I think.

the first time I accidentally fried poor Dora. In hindsight very funny. At the time not so much.

Oh noooo.

Google search how long is too long to be bleeding from the ears

Reply to: @xXxScarlet_ShadowxXx (@Beat Boxing Puppy) Google search how long is too long to be bleeding from the ears

Are you okay you loser? :C

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I think that loud lady in bons broke something

Oh. I hope you don't die the rest of the way.

yeah me too

. . . So a literal loud mouth is about?

yeah she was like. Big. And loud. Big as in she didn't even really fit through the door and it's not the SMALLEST bar ever

Oh shit. You gonna be okay?

who knows I don't have health insurance

I swear... we have ghost doctors who don't need insurance.

im fiiiiiiiine

Famous last words before your brain becomes a slushie

an improvement!!!!!

Hah!

DM: Ines and Henry

Just come to the Keep and let the yetis pour some sort of ectoplasmic concoction in your ears.

Is it safe there?

: )

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Don’t see why it wouldn't be. Which... I think I am all packed at the apartment. So sometime this week the bigger things can get moved over.

Sounds good. And I think he was referencing the spicy new... result of the Stray Distribution System.

Aaah the ah, the new Schrodinger's Cat from the box?

Yeah.

Fuuuun. More spicy teenagers.

5:13 PM

How is that going?

I’d like to know that too

Not terrible so far, though I think that might just be because he still feels like death warmed over

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[original post] anyone know how contact person who did magic mirror thing for cafe and bar

you want my buddy's number he's a crazy good wizard -

i wouldn't say crazy good

the mirror works thats good enough for me

8:24 PM

so yes

what he's a great guy!! He sold me a TV once. Anyway here's his number [ 2222-222-2222-2-2-2-22-2 ]

is the phone number supposed to have. that many numbers

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Maybe has a multiversal area code on it

he's a wizard he adds a two everytime some call centre gets his number

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Jerrymis started a thread. 8/28/2024 8:46 PM

phew

you good?

techs death day today. got through it alright.

glad to hear it. Are YOU good?

as ever

beer later?

So many people's death days have been falling lately. ...shit. Mine's next week.

yes please ben

10:14 PM

i wonder what it is about summer...

it's a tragic time of year, in a beautiful way

Confirmation bias, most likely. Also, schedule availability. Mine's in winter.

phoenixrose is online Yeah, they've...they've been happening quite a lot... Wait, yours is next week, Phantom?... I guess it was going to happen with a lot of the other Dannys' that have been happening so close to each other...

mines in late fall so luckily i have a few months still

Reply to: @PhantomFlame (@AlumbianChronicler) So many people's death days have been falling lately. ...shit. Mine's next week.

Anything you need in particular that day?

I usually just find somewhere secluded in the Far Frozen.

Do you want to be alone that day?

... I don't know. I've never not been. It'll probably be less distressing for everyone if I am.

I would be distressed knowing you are alone. But then again I am a nuisance who does a bambi impression in a frozen room to make sure her friend is okay.

So, if you want me there, I will be. The cold never bothered me anyway.

Heh. I'll... keep that in mind.

If...if there's anything I need to do while you're away just let me know

I'll let you know

12:27 AM

And Fright, too.

Sounds good